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### Comment: You trade through Interactive Brokers and out of the entire investing universe you pick... Juventus? ### REPLY: Put some change in it for CR7 hype. Could be rerated to MANU level. ### END.
### Comment: I've been thinking maybe he'll ease off trade discussion to let the market get back on track, so he can point to the 'greatest market in the history of the universe!' going into the midterms. Then, he'll return to trade wars early 2019. ### REPLY: Yeah but he mostly feeds off the fervor of his mongoloid base. If trade wars play well with them because of reasons, he can tell them the stock market is doing great and they'd still believe him. ### END.
### Comment: They don't even represent 1% of the total car market, but have a 'market capitalization' that rivals General Motors. ### REPLY: What is GM's share of the market? And is it possible that, like Netflix, people are investing for that future earnings? ### END.
### Comment: You only lose money when you sell, buddy 🐮 ### REPLY: Implying I have money ### END.
### Comment: Me too, then i turned bearish ### REPLY: This same thing happened to me. I cant believe I am gonna break with my preciously held rule of never doing something WSB agrees with. ### END.
### Comment: Whoever wrote, that, loves commas. ### REPLY: As a German, this looks like it was written by a German. We have the exact same type of commas in our language, but they’re mandatory. ### END.
### Comment: the only people more retarded than trump are his cultists who think he isnt retarded ### REPLY: We literally elected him to go to trade war and build stronger borders, and he is currently going to trade war and building strong borders. If you dont like it that's fine but at least be remotely logical with your criticism, talking out of your ass doesn't make a strong point ### END.
### Comment: I bought 5k to 10k worth back then. I was just a high school kid that saved all his checks. ### REPLY: great dude. more power to you... if you don't mind me asking how much is your position worth now? why did u decide to buy nvda btw back then? i assume it was 100% of your folio at the time? ### END.
### Comment: you win having balls is officially gay ### REPLY: >having balls is officially gay That's the first thing you said that made any sense. ### END.
### Comment: >its full of faggots that used to be on the sidebar actually ### REPLY: Someone probably has a needlepoint of it on the wall of their home office ### END.
### Comment: BAN ### REPLY: !ban ### END.
### Comment: F ### REPLY: A ### END.
### Comment: They have the key ability to accumulate capital, unlike jealous losers like you. ### REPLY: I know what I said is true because I retired in my early 30s and I'm just as stupid and fucked up as you ### END.
### Comment: September ### REPLY: Cool 😎 loading up on October calls ### END.
### Comment: Partnership with neymar to emphasize the driving part? ### REPLY: You meant diving. ### END.
### Comment: Hey it's not the amount, it's the percentage. Think 'would this return be enough for me to live on and grow my account if I had $2m account?' If yes u good brah. ### REPLY: I mean sure that works fine if you want some sort of pleb yacht. ### END.
### Comment: If I get to choose the whole thing - Sheklesteinberg. ### REPLY: oy vey ### END.
### Comment: Doesn't that kind of thing happen all the time though? Google invested in Juicero, for fuck's sake. HP spent 10 billion on Autonomy and then wrote it down by almost 9 billion a year later ### REPLY: True but Google invested in Juicero cause they thought it was a good company obviously. They didn't do it because they thought Juicero was terrible like the commenter is implying. ### END.
### Comment: Man I hope you’re right ### REPLY: Fuck man, tradeview dials all say buy, I hope no one looks at those =( ### END.
### Comment: You should add it. It is your app after all. And that data is valuable to firms. If people don't want to use a free tool, they don't have to. ### REPLY: This boi just gave you an idea that will outperform any investment. Do it ### END.
### Comment: Q2 is going to be a slaughter for the call boys. SuBae has consistently said H2 Epyc ramp, and currently Console revenues continue to slide. The one great spot was Ryzen, but they have only sold 5M of those in the last 16 months before computex, as announced by SuBae. That means GPU sales make up 60% of their revenue, and the crypto boom, helped them, but the bust will hurt them hard. TLDR: AMD is going to fall short in Q2 ER. ### REPLY: Wow, 5 million over sixteen months? That's terrible! AMD is surely going to go out of business since they didn't sell as many Ryzen processors since, you know, it HADN'T BEEN RELEASED FOR GENERAL SALE YET. I mean, ignoring ramp up problems. So is Intel paying you or are you just a fanboy? ### END.
### Comment: I have 270 PUTS 7/6 at .27 and I couldn’t be more pumped. ### REPLY: May we rest in Tendies ### END.
### Comment: Hey that's what I'm doing *High five* ❤️❤️ ### REPLY: Fag ### END.
### Comment: Check it now fag ### REPLY: you the man ### END.
### Comment: How much can I bet ? ### REPLY: The $50 bucks we have left in our rh accounts ### END.
### Comment: Something's got to give ### REPLY: NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW ### END.
### Comment: This is what options do. While you are in a dream that features 500% green, it shows up -30% in red color when you wake up. It all happens really fast. Imagine getting a 260% return with Ford or AT&T? It will never happen or it might take like 10 years. What if you sold at 260% and it went to 2600%? You never know. So when you enter a position, have a pre-determined exit strategy. *I will exit at X% of profits or X% of losses*. ### REPLY: thanks for the advice. definitely need to get my shit together. also i had wayyy too much of my portfolio in calls rather than stock ### END.
### Comment: since i have uvxy calls and bac calls we will see the biggest rally tomorrow the world has ever seen, and bac will file for bankruptcy ### REPLY: Crash confirmed thank you ### END.
### Comment: Market crash confirmed. Thank you. ### REPLY: please. I all in put ### END.
### Comment: so pretty much IQ and all those chinese meme stocks ### REPLY: But ChInESe NeFLiX ### END.
### Comment: Shits been tippy for 6+months. China indices down quite a bit YTD ### REPLY: asian have sunk for months. All the money are going USA going to FAGMAN as they are FOMO. ### END.
### Comment: WHY ARE WE DOWN FROM JANUARY THEN ### REPLY: If you don't think about it it doesnt exist. ### END.
### Comment: Trump's new EPA administrator is a Coal industry lobbyist. I'm hoping that he tells Trump that all cars need to run on coal from now on. That means only coal-powered Teslas, Chevy Bolts, and Nissan Leafs will be legal for purchase in the US. All current non-coal powered cars will be scrapped for production costs of new EVs. Tesla to $5000 ### REPLY: not only can it heat your house, it will power your car! COAL. Powering America Since 1698. ### END.
### Comment: Sogo is not even that popular in China to begin with. What makes you think it will go up? ### REPLY: Because r/wsb said to buy it why else ### END.
### Comment: sell the news ### REPLY: So since there might be a bear market incoming short sell? ### END.
### Comment: F ### REPLY: U ### END.
### Comment: Hey did anyone catch Garry Kasparov, literally the greatest chess player in history, discussing how hard Trump supporters have fallen for Russian Active Measures on Prett Bharara’s podcast last week? ### REPLY: 2D is for for waifus not chess. ### END.
### Comment: T ### REPLY: goodboi ### END.
### Comment: Let me tell you what a wise man named u/dawla_fat_farm once told me: 'If you're doing options, a key point is that you must never have more than 10-20% of your account exposed at any given time. Every once in a while with options, you will face a total wipe. That's just the way it works, so you need that cash pile ready to reload with.' I'd sell if I were you, greedholding is the number one killer on this sub. ### REPLY: No it's China. ### END.
### Comment: After the past few weeks, I don't know if I'm old or just ready to die ### REPLY: why not both? ### END.
### Comment: I can't believe I'm writing this, but it's too incoherent to be a real Trump tweet. I guess maybe it just doesn't fit the standard Trump tweet formula. If you wrote a Trump tweet markov chain it would never generate anything that looks like this. ### REPLY: Covfefe. ### END.
### Comment: I hate everyone! Well everyone except Martin and sanjay ### REPLY: Don't forget Su bae ### END.
### Comment: Not sure if you understand what is going on... ### REPLY: I don't. ### END.
### Comment: Can’t go from row boat to yacht in a day tho ### REPLY: Not with that attitude! ### END.
### Comment: My drinking problem ### REPLY: Damn, you can afford a drinking problem? ### END.
### Comment: You can legit create the subreddit and use CSS to make it redirect to /r/wallstreetbets by pressing anywhere on screen. [Like this.](http://reddit.com/r/business_casual) What I'm saying is don't let your memes be dreams! ### REPLY: It's been 3 hours since you posted this, I'm surprised someone hasn't done it yet ### END.
### Comment: O ### REPLY: Goodbye. ### END.
### Comment: I learned this with $IQ...i had 300%+ and just held like a moron. ### REPLY: What’s the difference between a moron and a r/wsb subscriber? A moron holds with 300%+ and loses it all... a r/wsb subscriber holds with 300+% , losses it all then brags about it online. Also: did the exact same. ### END.
### Comment: WHORE ### REPLY: ~~WHORE~~ HOOR ### END.
### Comment: 34b is nothing, wait for midnight. As soon as they are signed in China retaliates. Trump has said if they retaliate he signs another 200b on. At that point the market will shit bricks if Trump doesn't blink. ### REPLY: Something something Minsky Moment. ### END.
### Comment: If you were a $TSLA, would you short yourself? I know I would! ### REPLY: It's a simple question, doctor. Would you short yourself if you were Elon Musk or not? ### END.
### Comment: Just so we're clear, Dorks are Duck/Pig hybrids right? Taking duck bacon to a whole new level. ### REPLY: Wait, wait, wait there's duck bacon? ### END.
### Comment: I like how people compare Tesla to a car company. They are not the same, sure they both sell cars but the real money maker for Tesla is going to be in selling batteries. There was a reason why Elon made several of his patients public domain, as soon as other car manufacturers get their head out of their ass they will start adding Tesla batteries to every electric car that is made because Tesla will have the lowest cost per kwh. ### REPLY: lowest cost per kwh explain how. Don't you think the other car companies would rather invest 50b and develop their own shit, rather than keep tesla alive? ### END.
### Comment: It has been known for a while now that ppl have jobs. This isn't shocking news that should be more important then the potential of a global trade war. ### REPLY: People have known about the trade war for awhile too. I think more people having jobs outweighs some commodity taxes. But we’ll see how far reaching the impacts of tariffs will go. Buckle up. ### END.
### Comment: So where do you your DD ### REPLY: Mostly from SEC filings. Bizarre, I realize. ### END.
### Comment: Can I be your groupie ### REPLY: Yes ### END.
### Comment: 'We'll never see 3% GDP' ### REPLY: “Trump isn’t a real candidate” ### END.
### Comment: You're welcome. ### REPLY: Magical make-it-rain dance mix. Do *We Don't Need No Water* next. > Let that muthafucka burn! Burn Mothafucker! Burn! -- me and my puts....sigh. ### END.
### Comment: You mean pounding? ### REPLY: Nah sounding dude. Look it up. Much worse. ### END.
### Comment: Wage growth below expectations is something to be celebrated? Guessing you don't get paid hourly ### REPLY: > Guessing you don't get paid hourly Good guess, poor person ### END.
### Comment: 50 percent down would be an improvement for some on this sub ### REPLY: If the market tanked 50%, I'd buy a yacht the size of the small island that I buy to go with my yacht. ### END.
### Comment: You do the math... dont ask us. Would you rather have 290% or 15%? ### REPLY: In the moment, i thought my gains would stay and didnt want to lose my ability to day trade. Now i realize that THAT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU HAVE NO MONEY ### END.
### Comment: Lots of reasons to short TSLA. So hard to pick just one. ### REPLY: I can't think of any reasons. ### END.
### Comment: Participation rate rose. Basically, the job market is so good that old people and disabled people are planning to start looking for work. That means more paychecks, less pressure on wages, and less tax money going out the door for people on the government dole. ### REPLY: Thanks for the explanation. I was wondering how both figures rose, and it only makes sense if more people were added to the labor pool somehow. ### END.
### Comment: I think some people knew this and its why it dropped after earnings . I don't have a price target for MU. ### REPLY: You'd have to know what you're talking about to have a price target. ### END.
### Comment: 3000 ### REPLY: Yuan ### END.
### Comment: Naw, it just beats your timing of the market ### REPLY: This man needs gold, but I've lost too much money recently. ### END.
### Comment: They say you can't go broke taking profit. But you can also not go rich taking them too ### REPLY: My favorite saying is 'The only people in the country club are those who sold too early.' ### END.
### Comment: [https://i.redd.it/ejpupgqj26811.png](https://i.redd.it/ejpupgqj26811.png) ### REPLY: Thank you kind sir. ### END.
### Comment: Then WHY are futures green rn. ### REPLY: God damn this sub is fucking stupid ### END.
### Comment: Its a nice tent though ### REPLY: Pretty sweet ### END.
### Comment: Let's see in the morning ### REPLY: Ring ring ### END.
### Comment: There are no tariffs in the EU. That’s one of its main purposes. ### REPLY: I thought it's main purpose was to keep Germany from losing yet another world war? ### END.
### Comment: > Oh, but unemployment rose, that's good. The market is gonna love that. Tfw this economic system doesnt work if too many people have jobs ### REPLY: It really does make sense though ### END.
### Comment: Nah comcast is the scummiest company on earth even if it’s a good play ### REPLY: They are scummy but it is a good play. ### END.
### Comment: Oh that’s nice, will he drive the Tesla for me while I sit in the back? ### REPLY: What do you think a passenger is? ### END.
### Comment: So if I'm 299 I can have a coke? ### REPLY: Just a. ### END.
### Comment: Me too! You think it’ll run hard? ### REPLY: Hope so I'm holding onto 7/20 127Cs ### END.
### Comment: I trusted you until you disclosed your positions.. ### REPLY: I always disclose my positions when speaking favorably about a stock. That's my ninja way. ### END.
### Comment: Walt Disney ### REPLY: His frozen head to be specific. ### END.
### Comment: Really, what show is it? ### REPLY: No idea ### END.
### Comment: thanks for the advice. definitely need to get my shit together. also i had wayyy too much of my portfolio in calls rather than stock ### REPLY: F ### END.
### Comment: lowest cost per kwh explain how. Don't you think the other car companies would rather invest 50b and develop their own shit, rather than keep tesla alive? ### REPLY: >explain how. Don't you think the other car companies would rather invest 50b and develop their own shit, rather than keep tesla alive? A lot of aerospace OEMs don't design their own engines. Rolls Royce, GE, Pratt and Whitney make the bulk of them for Lockheed, Boeing, etc. as far as I know. $50b is a lot of money. I can see future partnerships of Automotive OEMs using Tesla batteries. ### END.
### Comment: Forex. ### REPLY: Which exchange has trade in Bolivars? The only way you can sell Bolivars is to the venezuelan government. ### END.
### Comment: As a German, this looks like it was written by a German. We have the exact same type of commas in our language, but they’re mandatory. ### REPLY: >So, what's the strategy *Also*, what else gave it away? ### END.
### Comment: Chances are dynamite Strike prices out of sight ### REPLY: \- I'm crying I can't go on living this way \- ### END.
### Comment: Stormy Daniels. He's done now ### REPLY: r-right? ### END.
### Comment: Yeah it’s an ETN not a stock you nitwit ### REPLY: https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/fund/uvxy It literally has ETF in the name you sad brained shitter. ### END.
### Comment: More like after years of college-level poli sci, econ, accounting, and world civ classes. ### REPLY: > More like after years of college-level poli sci, econ, accounting, and world civ classes. I too was once unemployed. ### END.
### Comment: Selling their health care sector to reduce debt so they can survive. ### REPLY: >Not going immediately bankrupt 'we bring good things to life' ### END.
### Comment: Unless your position involves directly managing money, I think it's pretty rare for an employer to run a credit check. ### REPLY: Had a background check and a credit check as a server... granted it was waiting tables at Houston's aka Hillstones at the time so it wasn't your typical Fridays restaurant. Having shotty credit would have prevented me from a profitable opportunity while I transitioned from college to a real career for a few years. It's a very specific case but I don't really see the draw back to paying your debts. Long term it's usually better. ### END.
### Comment: #BUT OMG DID YOU SEE MELANIA’S STOOPID DRESS ### REPLY: The literal world is going to end!!! Aaaaarrrggghhh!!! ### END.
### Comment: Looks like it's finally broken out of the sideways move. ### REPLY: Don't get me wrong... I am happy its moving upwards and all but we need to be at least 2x as high as the indexes or we come out net negative on red days with a beta of 1.6. The market is 'forward looking' stock buy backs kick off in September ~10 billion/ $53 = ~189 million shares purchased = ~ 16.3% of all out standing shares. ~ 16.3 x $53 = ~$62 share price if there is zero growth/ zero price movement on company that has beat on the last 11 of 11 earnings and raised guidance once again. ### END.
### Comment: Why would you buy those calls? Aren’t they going through a bankruptcy restructuring? From memory the current shareholders will lose 98% of their equity? So every single call strike will expire OTM. ### REPLY: That news wasn't available when I bought, my avg. was at .11 so I guess I chalk it up to a ~ $100 haircut and remember the lesson. That being said, I saw an opportunity to get a piece of a company that looked to be part of oil's 'rebound', also this was before the tariff garbage too. ### END.
### Comment: I spend more on toilet paper. Don’t despair, you were broke b4 you started ### REPLY: You waste money you could be spending on options, Fucking pleasant. ### END.
### Comment: [link here ](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/w/wage-push-inflation.asp) ### REPLY: The best argument from that link is 'Additionally, any wage increase that occurs will increase the money supply of consumers.' because the increased money supply of consumers acts like a cash injection into the economy, which simulates the printing of money. Overall though, I hate the fact that they define inflation using the basket-of-goods method. I believe the best measure of inflation is GDP divided by total money supply. ### END.
### Comment: I just typed normally and asked my great grandmother to press the Caps Lock key as fast as she could. ### REPLY: Underrated comment ### END.
### Comment: Not only do they not beat the market. They lose to the market. ### REPLY: But their brokers love them! ### END.
### Comment: I think you forgot the strategy. HOLD. If you bought in 1998 and DIDN'T sell in 2007 or 2008, what is your money worth today? I'm guessing a lot. ### REPLY: Lol if you were invested in 1998. I was 10. ### END.
### Comment: yas what goes down must go downer ### REPLY: my portfolio has a syndrom of going downs, a down syndrome if you will ### END.