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### Comment: lol y'all gona be so mad when tsla takes off and leaves the pos car companies like ford and gm behind ### REPLY: self driving tech is at a level 3. we need it at a level 5 before we consider it usable on the road. If Tesla implements it now I guarantee lawsuits will come tear them a new asshole. ### END.
### Comment: You should check out the thread where this guy says he knows TSLA’s future is secure because his kid put a poster up of a Tesla Roadster. Top notch DD. Guess by that same token I should be all in on weed stocks if I find some pot in my kid’s drawer. L m a o https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/8vyz16/regardless_of_the_naysayers_just_realised_what_my/?st=JJ7C75I5&sh=57b7af9f ### REPLY: it's hilarious because there's not a person alive who ever said that tesla's future was uncertain due to questionable demand and consumer interest... the demand is obviously there. it's their own internal inability to deliver lmao ### END.
### Comment: I.... I can't even parse how this connects to tents, or anything at all. Were you shot in the head? ### REPLY: presumably their line of reasoning is that if the tent was instead a warehouse with actual walls, then the cars wouldn't get scratched (by like, debris in the wind or something???) while sitting out in the open waiting to be delivered. I guess those people just haven't ever been to a car dealership before... ### END.
### Comment: Yo man if you have enough money to do so then what’s the problem? If he was in financial trouble then your point is better **(edit: typo) served**. I have a rather large physical Blu-ray collection and a home theater set up. This shit is better than going to the theater ### REPLY: The guy I replied to literally said he was bad with money when posting the picture. I was actually super polite about it but some times people need a little prod ### END.
### Comment: Obviously his daddy’s 30k ### REPLY: Obviously I stole it from a trap house and the cartel was a little pissed ### END.
### Comment: T H I C ### REPLY: I didn't realize how much cholesterol one of these bad boys has got. If I was any older chances are that I'd be dead. Tasted good as fuck, but I should have known something was up when my hands where literally covered in grease/butter after eating one. ### END.
### Comment: Buy the dip. If it keeps dipping, buy more ### REPLY: I'm not touuhing that POS... Gravity has proven it doesn't apply to TSLA... It should be worth <$150 but it will prolly rebound at some point and take a bunch of my money if I buy puts ### END.
### Comment: Use a real brokerage ### REPLY: The stonk merket is like a game to me and RH has the best interface imho. ### END.
### Comment: Eh. I’m a dog person. I’d kill and eat humans before I’d kill and eat a dog. DD: when watching zombie movies I root for the zombies. ### REPLY: What happens if it’s a zombie dog vs a regular dog? ### END.
### Comment: My neighbors model 3 was recalled lmao ### REPLY: Brake problem? :) ### END.
### Comment: finally someone got the purpose of r/wallstreetbets ### REPLY: Anna Nicole Smith a rich old one at the fireworks tonight, old people love Independence Day. 🎆👉👌 ### END.
### Comment: Holy shit why did I read the comments after reading your comment? ### REPLY: Thanks now I have giga-aids ### END.
### Comment: I still remember the AMD put option suicide watch thread, so judging by the nature of suicide watch threads, MU will probably go muuuuuun ### REPLY: AMD is just playing the long con, it'll go back down to $10. ### END.
### Comment: Oh no, he has to understand ### REPLY: Disintermediation ### END.
### Comment: This happens every quarter, waste of time. Should have bought TSLA and NFLX ### REPLY: Did you end up buying any puts around ER after you realized NuMU was just like old MU? ### END.
### Comment: I am long $TM ### REPLY: So long that I even forgot that the correct ticker is $TSLA ### END.
### Comment: That's what I do every weekday bro ### REPLY: Try living in NZ. Market opens 1:30 AM. If I get caught up past midnight I almost never get to sleep till 2. Always find the market a good excuse to wake myself up at 6:30 for work too. ### END.
### Comment: give up on that pos, it’s not IQ or JD. ### REPLY: What the fuck are you saying IQ is down 25% over the past 2 weeks ### END.
### Comment: Lmao pussy ### REPLY: I do margin though, so it could be worse lmao ### END.
### Comment: Do you think they will start the buybacks early? ### REPLY: No ### END.
### Comment: You, good human, seem very reasonable and responsible. Allow me to show you the door. ### REPLY: Yeah, you get the fuck out too for being so polite ### END.
### Comment: You can absolutely make it all back with options. I doubled my money in 2 days. ### REPLY: How many days have you had access to options? ### END.
### Comment: !remindme 69 days ### REPLY: nice ### END.
### Comment: U ### REPLY: C ### END.
### Comment: When is the buyback supposed to start? ### REPLY: September ### END.
### Comment: What exactly was horseshit about it? ### REPLY: Did you read any of it? Much of it was horseshit. E: or anything about it. News was not kind to it. ### END.
### Comment: presumably their line of reasoning is that if the tent was instead a warehouse with actual walls, then the cars wouldn't get scratched (by like, debris in the wind or something???) while sitting out in the open waiting to be delivered. I guess those people just haven't ever been to a car dealership before... ### REPLY: You should always keep your car inside ### END.
### Comment: Someone has to invest in $TRK and $WWE ### REPLY: trk looking like a good entry point ### END.
### Comment: Pics, or it didn't happen. ### REPLY: \* pics in motion, preferably. ### END.
### Comment: The 1080ti is 35% faster than a 1080. AMD has said that the next Vega will feature a 30% performance increase, putting it in the same place as a 1080ti performance. Absolute garbage of technology. AMD gpus are 1 gen/2 years behind Nvidia. Downvote me amd fags ### REPLY: No ones arguing that nvidia has better raw performance, people are trying to tell ya that amd just has better cost to performance ### END.
### Comment: Or, because of what hes done thus far, he could tell Europeans, 'okay guys, let's put our trade disagreements on hold, perhaps indefinitely, and focus on China's IP theft and currency manipulation'. Europeans will see it as a double win to escape trade war with US and gang up on China. It's really the level of extortion/incentives we should expect from Trump's style of bullying. If it stops China, I'd give him yuge credit, hyuGe. Clinton, Bush, Obama all tried and failed to stop this shit. ### REPLY: That would obviously make sense so Orange Cheeto would have none of it!! ### END.
### Comment: Holy shitroons. I'm putting you on suicide watch. ### REPLY: Better intercept that box of $ROPE I sent his dumb ass. Look for the Bezos box. ### END.
### Comment: I’m up at 3:45 every day for gym and on my own because I get in early. So it’s no real change ### REPLY: work out all u want you cant tighten those eye bags with bicep curls baby boy ### END.
### Comment: Is retaliation for ZTE. ### REPLY: But China has been stealing our IP for years, which supposedly was part of the reasoning behind the initial tariffs. ### END.
### Comment: Risky move with a potentially big red day Friday and Monday ### REPLY: Trade war will be called off by Friday ### END.
### Comment: Buying MU calls right now is like showing up after a fight with a money in the bank briefcase to take the prize after everyone is exhausted and dead :/ ### REPLY: That'd be a great gif for /u/haupt91 ### END.
### Comment: yes they're permabears but they're still usually a lot closer to the truth in their articles than cnn, fox news, wapo, huffpo or any of that other garbage. basically the only guys who don't cover for anyone because they just want to see it all burn anyway. ### REPLY: you really think of all outlets zero fuckin hedge is the pristine good guy with no agenda not pushing anything for anyone or any government? ### END.
### Comment: in the good way? ### REPLY: No ### END.
### Comment: Shit that reduces the cost by like 4/5th if I were to do that right now. Holy fuck I'm stupid ### REPLY: Upvoted cause you’re stupid. Not because you kinda get it. Also I am stupid so take it as a grain of salt. ### END.
### Comment: We are talking about masterbation right? I don’t care I’m just wondering why my previous comment was so negatively downvoted. I’m genuinely confused. I do master bate when I’m bored. But sometimes right after you masterbate, you can’t masterbate again for awhile (you’ll learn more about this when you guys are older and can actually masterbate). So yes I am bored more than I can masterbate but I always masterbate while bored. ### REPLY: you're downvoted because there's not health benefit to that... and more than like, 5-10 times per week is hypothesized to cause increased risk of prostate cancer and other risks... ### END.
### Comment: Until MU hits the $40’s, I don’t plan on touching any calls ### REPLY: So, tomorrow then? ### END.
### Comment: Damn son ### REPLY: Hardcore ### END.
### Comment: something something P/e ratio. Mark my words, someone on this sub gonna catch the falling knife tomorrow ### REPLY: I'm buying OTM calls purely because of how cheap it's going to open at tomorrow, and because the autists here are planning on buying puts. ### END.
### Comment: self driving tech is at a level 3. we need it at a level 5 before we consider it usable on the road. If Tesla implements it now I guarantee lawsuits will come tear them a new asshole. ### REPLY: Level 4 will be fine for road usage. The definition of level 5 is full autonomy everywhere, FYI. Tesla is a t level 3 though and cruise is a bit better ATM as I understand. ### END.
### Comment: God damn we've spoke before on this sub, and the only reason I know that is because of your flair lmfao... your the other med student right? ### REPLY: Nope, not a med student, sorry ### END.
### Comment: Yeah, you get the fuck out too for being so polite ### REPLY: So, I hear you give the best blowjobs? ### END.
### Comment: Yes. Take advice from the guy who's all in maple syrup. ### REPLY: Lol 😜 ### END.
### Comment: T ### REPLY: Goodbye. ### END.
### Comment: Not just that, Greece and Hungary both voted against UN humans rights violations in China recently because China is building huge infrastructure projects in their countries. They are literally buying votes by bribing poorer EU countries. ### REPLY: When I was in Tanzania, Chinese products and projects were everywhere. The Chinese were one of the most powerful empires for 6000 years, they see it as only logical that they become a superpower again. ### END.
### Comment: Honestly I saw the WSB earnings for the week picture and decided to try this company. Sometimes autism works out ### REPLY: Good thing you got vaccinated. I don't usually play earnings, especially on smaller companies. I probably should, small cap has really been killing it lately. ### END.
### Comment: 177k vs 190k forecast that sounds bad right? ### REPLY: 231k vs 250k expected ### END.
### Comment: Marty didn't seem stressed. Dude seems to have balls of steal and a butthole that never puckers in fear. ### REPLY: Marty's been through many MU rodeos and knows more about the domain than most of us combined. This is my 3rd downward rodeo and I held when it hit $36 a few months ago and $46 before the previous ER. No matter how good your cost basis is, it never stops being soul crushing when it drops from the $60's and then always goes below where you think the floor is. ### END.
### Comment: Praying my I can offload my 7/6 $48 puts for break even today, down 32% right now. ### REPLY: > ying my I can offload my 7/6 $48 puts for break even today, down 32% right n too close they will be down 90% at open ### END.
### Comment: I occasionally would spend a couple bucks on scratchers and usually broke even. One night I spent $50 on 10 tickets and won $200! Never played scratchers since then, except the occasional buck or two. ### REPLY: what are you doing in this sub? ### END.
### Comment: To lazy to go and check. Which one must recapitalize? ### REPLY: Roma, massive debt. It's my dad's team so he hates it ### END.
### Comment: Almost every comment has better DD than anything I’ve ever seen here. ### REPLY: Omg you’re right ### END.
### Comment: Where are my detonators? ### REPLY: https://youtu.be/xZ5cH1Dh2G0 ### END.
### Comment: I wonder if it was maybe a Chinese disinformation campaign. ### REPLY: Occam's razor my man. Either China managed a god-tier misinformation campaign, and nobody did a damned thing about it, or the folks in charge of disseminating information fucking suck ass at their job. There are lots and lots of people out there who suck ass at their job. ### END.
### Comment: 4$ here in NC hahaha ### REPLY: Winston Salem YALL BETTA RECOGNIZEEEE ### END.
### Comment: Rip uso ### REPLY: Short $bobhope ### END.
### Comment: Yall need Jesus ### REPLY: If Jesus was here, he'd be crucified again for taking so long. ### END.
### Comment: This. If your not doing STEM don't bother with college. Tuition increased 10000% at the same time all information became free on the internet. College is a shit deal these days. ### REPLY: STEM has slower growth than a lot of business majors. Better yet, the way to really crank your earnings up as a STEM major is to get your MBA and pursue a management position at a STEM company. ### END.
### Comment: At least tithing has a chance to help people Source just made like 1000 4th of July meals for homeless people, paid by tithes. ### REPLY: > At least tithing has a chance to help people So does the US government. There are 50 million covered by Medicaid and Medicare, each. [Without social security, the poverty rate for people above 65 yrs in the US would be 41%. Instead, it's 9%.](https://www.cbpp.org/research/social-security/social-security-keeps-22-million-americans-out-of-poverty-a-state-by-state) It keeps 22 million people above the poverty line by itself. ### END.
### Comment: Have been thinking about it if they fall another 5-6% ### REPLY: Dawg I’m ruined if that happens ### END.
### Comment: Kudos. So did you graduate with a degree in CS or related field? ### REPLY: Bs in finance lol ### END.
### Comment: -73% on scratch offs. -50% On FDs ### REPLY: Checkmate, atheists ### END.
### Comment: Yeah, many times, it's not that bad. ### REPLY: Jesus. I don't know what dealership you went to, but you are absolutely the exception. It's a fucking nightmare. I bought a new car once, and I'm never going through that again. ### END.
### Comment: Trade war will be called off by Friday ### REPLY: I'll have what he's having ### END.
### Comment: How do you directly short a currency? ### REPLY: Forex. ### END.
### Comment: >China owns most of our debt Nope >name one country I know you meant trade, but NK ### REPLY: lol, not sure how we got concession from NK when they are expanding their nuke facilities (even Fox News reported this) ### END.
### Comment: Big if true ### REPLY: 'about right' if true Edit:. Fuck all of you... This was a good joke ### END.
### Comment: As per, I bought calls ### REPLY: Excellent. As per protocol, I bought shares and calls. I will ride this up to around $60, and then buy $55 puts expiring a month out from that time (as per protocol). ### END.
### Comment: found the 12 year old ### REPLY: https://media.giphy.com/media/js3SsYYvMiWLC/giphy.gif ### END.
### Comment: Freelance? ### REPLY: Correct! ### END.
### Comment: what do u use my dude? ### REPLY: Questrade ### END.
### Comment: I wonder what the initial cap ex would be like ### REPLY: Initial expenditure would be extremely low per square foot compared to residential. Fixed costs are also low because you don't have to pay as much (if anything) for water, heating, etc. Just lights. Management costs are probably way lower too. I'm not sure how much per square foot you'd collect but it's probably not that far off of residential prices. Maybe 50% as much per sqft. That is, you'd collect say $130 for a 12x12 locker where an apartment 3x that size would cost $800. ### END.
### Comment: So you are telling me china didnt stop mu from selling certain range of products? ### REPLY: You will get fried ### END.
### Comment: $1100? If this thing hits $265 or below, i’m fully paying off my student loans ### REPLY: Post positions! ### END.
### Comment: their 'DDs' might be completely accurate thats what im saying. nothing went 'south' because in order for us to see that wed need to see the company for a few more years and see how they do on earnings and the such. ### REPLY: Fair enough we can disagree on that. I don't think their DDs are wrong because the underlying is shitting the bed, I think their DDs are shit because they have poorly researched materials and thought process. Which again isn't a big deal this is WSB and we post random shit. But them actively going back and deleting their comments is what irked me. ### END.
### Comment: 4 Markets are incredibly stupid, remember the market didn't think world war 1 was going to happen till the day everyone declared war on each other. ### REPLY: 2 possibilities. 1. You didn't read possibility 2 2. You are that possibility ### END.
### Comment: Really? In the money now and about to sell for 40% gains. ### REPLY: so u must be -40% now ? ### END.
### Comment: you're not so bad op ### REPLY: LIAR! LIAAAAAAAAAARRR!! ### END.
### Comment: Petition to shame and ban OP ### REPLY: SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! ### END.
### Comment: tendies are back on the menu ### REPLY: boys ### END.
### Comment: I've tried. The mods don't like me pimping out my patreon link or trying to sell shit. ### REPLY: Give them options under the table. Get em long unregulated memes. Then you're in. ### END.
### Comment: They're 100% the Apple's of the auto world, which is probably why their stock price is miles high. Took something someone else invented, made it insanely popular, and are now just going to milk that popularity for a decade or two. ### REPLY: Apple products build quality is exceptional though, unlike Teslas. ### END.
### Comment: Nah I’m holding oil a wee bit longer, there is no immediate variable to influence a pullback in oil. ### REPLY: My mans. Same!!!! Oil to at least $77 before pull back ### END.
### Comment: Trend is bullish, but the momentum is weak/bearish. ### REPLY: Nah it's AMD, BULLLISH ### END.
### Comment: Support at 300 is ridiculous, it won't go any lower barring some new tragedy. ### REPLY: if it does though, there’s a very good chance it will crater ### END.
### Comment: STEM has slower growth than a lot of business majors. Better yet, the way to really crank your earnings up as a STEM major is to get your MBA and pursue a management position at a STEM company. ### REPLY: Lol no STEM managers have useless business degrees. It's like a degree in common sense. ### END.
### Comment: Option 2 ### REPLY: Option D ### END.
### Comment: Lmao... You and everyone else seeing their asses about to get raped, seeing this first class shit talker tiying you up and leaving you butt naked with your ass up and head down, serves as a good lesson... We all gonna learn in this motherfucker... Lol ### REPLY: >We all gonna learn in this motherfucker Speak for yourself. If I learned lessons then why would I still be here? ### END.
### Comment: Eh, it's alright. This is just my fuckaround account. I've got an IRA and 401k too that I'm pretty close to maxing out on. I was hoping that I could channel my autism into options trading, but I clearly don't have the correct kind of autism to do that. ### REPLY: Wrong, do it in your IRA - special tax treatment on your options gains! ### END.
### Comment: When was it a good time for them??? bc they are heavy with debt and sell their shit at a loss for market penetration. ### REPLY: >When was it a good time for them??? bc they are heavy with debt and sell their shit at a loss for market penetration. Whenever this tariff issue is resolved or Agent Orange appear on camera and says 'You've been punk'd' with Ashton Kutcher ### END.
### Comment: You dont think earnings week will see a nice run to $210+? ### REPLY: I think nothing is guaranteed in this market. And that 37% gain on calls that expire in < month can disappear in one Trump tweet. ### END.
### Comment: Thanks for pointing out the lawsuit was ruled against Fairfax. After 12 years of litigation, the judge found there was 'no evidence that there was a conspiracy to drive down the share price'. ### REPLY: Correct. That said knowing what a piece of shit Cohen is I'm almost certain they were guilty but smart enough to not leave sufficient evidence. Also Fairfax became fairly profitable through that period and the shorts did poorly so there wasn't a lot to do there anyway. It's just some interesting background for anyone that thinks Musk is the first dude who made that claim. ### END.
### Comment: C ### REPLY: I ### END.
### Comment: you gotta be a special kind of stupid to think i have anything to do with cleveland usernames are for fags ### REPLY: > special kind of stupid we call that autism around here ### END.
### Comment: Eh, if you bought at $380 you are down a lot of money right now. I don't think anyone ever suggested it was a bad buy at IPO, it was only when it started passing Ford and GM in Market Valuation that people said wait a minute.. ### REPLY: I like how people compare Tesla to a car company. They are not the same, sure they both sell cars but the real money maker for Tesla is going to be in selling batteries. There was a reason why Elon made several of his patients public domain, as soon as other car manufacturers get their head out of their ass they will start adding Tesla batteries to every electric car that is made because Tesla will have the lowest cost per kwh. ### END.
### Comment: They will become the first multi trillion company if they do that because evey grandma and grandpa and every kid on the block gonna get themselves some Amazon shares. ### REPLY: I hope they do that. It is much cooler holding 2000 amazon shares than just one even if the value is the same. ### END.