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### Comment: Ohh I totally agree, the question was 'why are people shitting on him' and I offered a slight reason. From a shareholder standpoint, in any company, halting operations to create something that cost a lot of money, to find out it was 'useless' would cause shareholders to be upset. I don't hate Musk at all, I was saying there is a reason that people are shitting on him. ### REPLY: I don't think any of the people shitting are him are doing because they are shareholders mad he spent money trying to save Thai kids. ### END.
### Comment: You mean investors. I haven't seen any evidence that spaceX is traded internally. ### REPLY: Private companies can still have shares even though they aren't traded. Therefore, calling them shareholders is still correct. ### END.
### Comment: solid DD would invest again ### REPLY: fucking lucky ass ### END.
### Comment: Fair enough man, good luck to ya though. ### REPLY: WELP ### END.
### Comment: In what way? Just because someone summarizes something in a blunt way, it doesn't mean they support what they are explaining. I'm so sick of people trying to get offended. ### REPLY: You'd think one of the forum rules being 'No being a fag' would keep these fags away, but it doesn't. ### END.
### Comment: What are you thinking today? That little jump came the way I was hoping, but debating pressing my luck and riding until 140. ### REPLY: I have (had) 34, so I'm taking profits on the way up and letting some ride. ### END.
### Comment: Sold house and yolo'd, now what? ### REPLY: Start lookin for a yacht ### END.
### Comment: up 60% boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. theta is for math class only ### REPLY: Lol good on you man im happy for you but remember just because it worked once doesnt make it the play to make statistically over time. Trade smarter than wsb and make that money. ### END.
### Comment: You got the $45 calls? I'm surprised those didn't hit your limit this morning when it popped up to $45.30. Unless you didn't have it set yet? Very real chance this hits $46 tomorrow if Trump doesn't shit on us with tariff tweets before then. Hold it until tomorrow, if there's another morning pop, that's the time to let it go. ### REPLY: Set my limit at 1 ### END.
### Comment: lmaooooo july 20 ### REPLY: So far so good. I’m not mad. Was it a wild choice based solely on emotion and fomo? Bet your ass it was. Will it work out? Guess we’ll find out once Prime Day happens. ### END.
### Comment: depends, I don't really believe in max pain pinning but it seems to happen a lot with BAC and I like where it is on 8/17 right now. If we don't get into mid/high 29's I'll probably hold through ER ### REPLY: I have a $28c and $31c for Sept 18. Holding through earnings and hoping for a quick spike to unload. Best of luck to ya ### END.
### Comment: idc wall street analysts i care about what my friends say gg what could go wrong ### REPLY: i hope you sold already... i truly do. SPX and NQ are both ripping and you're betting against the general market and a seriously strong ticker that hit a speed bump that big money utilized to temporarily drag down the price right before, what is expected to be, a very strong earnings report... if not... please set a stop at 33%! ### END.
### Comment: It looks like those mofos are managing stock prices with their comments. ### REPLY: >US: stop stealing IP >China: No >Trade talks have broken down ### END.
### Comment: Wow.. yes.. are you guys from robinhood?? I'm holding $8300 of $TVIX.. ### REPLY: Boy, are you dense!? ### END.
### Comment: ya i am almost certainly going to lose this money ### REPLY: Next time I'll just send you my banks account and routing number and you can just send it my way. ### END.
### Comment: Amazon has a couple of failures such as firephone and amazon pay but aws alone is probably worth 300billion. ### REPLY: Firephone was a failure true, but most of the tech and engineering that transferred directly over to the fire tablets which is making them plenty of money. ### END.
### Comment: Things were fucked somewhat for 2 weeks, but I'm not investing in Brazilian retail here nor plan to hold THAT long to find out how exactly things are going through ER. This is why this formerly super hot small cap is 50% off now. Previous recent ER did not show any signs of slowdown except for currency devaluation. ### REPLY: I haven’t looked but how down are these currencies? If it’s less than sgh, sounds like a decent trade, you could short the currencies for pair trade I guess? ### END.
### Comment: wait what? $MCD has an app? I have 2 apps. Calculator and Reddit ### REPLY: Yes with a $1 deal sandwich you can use daily. I get the grilled artisan chicken sandwich (reg 4.69) which is only 160 cal without the bun 😜 ### END.
### Comment: Good job, next time use more money ### REPLY: What he made $1k and he’s running in here with a boner, flopping his dick on the table? This should be ban worthy. ### END.
### Comment: Fuck, why not. That’s when my Jan Calls are break even anyways. Knowing my luck I’m going to go broke, and then get to cum. #NoFap til 80. ### REPLY: Good luck ### END.
### Comment: Just above my break even, whatever that was. Jumped out a bit too early. ### REPLY: Yeah. I still think it’s a good deal but I’m not in it any more. Good luck on this one. ### END.
### Comment: Yep. Its clearly a situation where people are just looking for an excuse to hate him. If he had never tried to help, next time he offered assistance for something, people would say 'WHY DIDN'T YOU OFFER TO HELP SAVE THE THAI KIDS? YOU COULD HAVE BUILT A SUB OR SOMETHING' ### REPLY: Yip. Frankly, I think people are still just annoyed over that idea he had for Media Credibility Rating Site. Once you're mad at someone, it's hard to accept future actions as benevolent. ### END.
### Comment: You are right, this is a support group. Support group for men who like to blow each other and occasionally lose money in the stock market. Unless you plan to blow one of us, you should do your own DD. ### REPLY: Oh man I was so obviously joking. Usually WSB members understand this type of stupid humour but I suppose it’s gone downhill lately ### END.
### Comment: Stocks. Not weekly options. I wanna figure out weekly options rn. ### REPLY: any options? why not learn 3 months out or 6 months out first. way easier and more forgiving. ### END.
### Comment: why did I click on that possible proof of someone fapping. ### REPLY: Because sweet tendies are made of YOLOs ### END.
### Comment: Private companies can still have shares even though they aren't traded. Therefore, calling them shareholders is still correct. ### REPLY: I understand that, my company has an ESOP. They can as an s or c corporation, but I haven't seen that info. ### END.
### Comment: Looking for anything over 210 today, likely I'll hold overnight because short lockup but if we do see 210+ I'll sell ### REPLY: just got out with tendies in hand, going to buy more if it dips further ### END.
### Comment: When it hits $0. Guaranteed. ### REPLY: Well Facebook stock is currently at an all-time high so I doubt that is happening soon ### END.
### Comment: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? ### REPLY: Nothing, she's been told twice ### END.
### Comment: not as effective when its another minority saying it ### REPLY: this is good TA, thanks ### END.
### Comment: But 'one of them can hit a miracle full house on the river and take all the chips' So they cannot both have the same out, because then two of them would hit miracle full houses and they'd split the pot ### REPLY: Doesn’t matter as far as the odds of the nut flush winning or losing if you lose to 1 or 2 people. And yes they have the same 2 outs...the case ace and king. ### END.
### Comment: uh. she ALSO had to give back all the shares, got banned from practicing, got booted from the company, and is tied up in multiple lawsuits. wiki has her net worth at 0 after forbes revised from 4.5bn to 0. ### REPLY: She's been indicted on like 10 counts of wire fraud, too. I'd be really surprised if she doesn't see the inside of a cell. It's one thing to rip off poor people, but she ripped off big investors. ### END.
### Comment: Given how low volume was yesterday (and today, so far), that sounds plausible. What do you expect their decisions will be? ### REPLY: TSLA to Mars. ### END.
### Comment: >Holmes' father, Christian Rasmus Holmes IV Stopped reading after that. Bias confirmed. ### REPLY: >Net worth As of June 2016, USD $0 Lmao ### END.
### Comment: We actually still do real DD here? ### REPLY: Still? This might be a first. ### END.
### Comment: Because a 14% rise in one day will correct itself. It's still shitty pizza. ### REPLY: I’d be buying puts too if IV on those faggies wasn’t stupidly high. No way they end tomorrow in the green. ### END.
### Comment: NATE SILVER SAID NO ONE WOULD WIN ### REPLY: *Triggers election flashbacks* ### END.
### Comment: yessir up 60%. i dont have enough cash for some rn :(. u gonna sell em or hold until ER im getting nervy ### REPLY: I'm gonna sell some and hold some. Depending on tomorrows numbers if I hold thru weekend ### END.
### Comment: I think it might take that long to make some gains off of it. It's an easier hold than other meme stocks or stocks that are near ATHs though. Just have to watch the support like a hawk. Might see $28 if it decides it wants to go lower. I'm basically trying to find almost the exact bottom here, and I think there is a very good 50+% chance that this is it. ### REPLY: What makes you think BRL has bottomed out though? Their 10k says they’re not hedging currency risk and the vast majority of their business is in Brazil. ### END.
### Comment: Bought right at the tip? Making this sub proud. I'm right there with you though. Been averaging down and praying to the tendie gods the past couple weeks. ### REPLY: yup converted a decent profit from AMD calls into IQ at peak. ### END.
### Comment: that's smart, im sure there will be a dip on earnings, briefly. thats the theme with killer earnings this year. my V at +77% now. now i'm fighting the FOMO urge to average UP lol. ### REPLY: I hear you, just trying to stay disciplined honestly. Still holding 14 contracts of my original 34, the previous 20 were already ~$10k profit. ### END.
### Comment: No shit good job making money man. My dumb ass is down 75% since starting this whole thing. Now I need to decide if I'm putting more in to try to make more a little more sensibly, or just take my 25 cents on the dollar and go home. ### REPLY: Maybe do some more homework then reassess. ### END.
### Comment: It’s actually a reference to Jim Crow ### REPLY: it's like he has back problems ### END.
### Comment: Stocks go up, stocks go down. You can't explain that. ### REPLY: Sometimes you think it don't be like it is, but it do. ### END.
### Comment: Muh decentralization ### REPLY: BENKS R EVUL ### END.
### Comment: I hope you held that $UXIN brother, 8.8%+ today. ### REPLY: Holding til it gets investigated by SEC fraud. YOLO amirite? ### END.
### Comment: Honestly they'd be much better off if we liberated their commie asses. Yes it would be painful at first but I'm sure people would stop complaining about how their uncle got lit up by a predator drone once the first McDonald's opens up and the iPhones start coming in. ### REPLY: Active in bestgunnit; checks out. ### END.
### Comment: Would also like to hear how you get >1 kid to nap simultaneously. The holy grail. ### REPLY: My secret is put them down now. It’s Mountian Time and they have been up since 0600, I put them down tired as heck. ### END.
### Comment: And we need to listen to the opposite of what he says ### REPLY: Nah what he says is based on who he’s interviewing so it’s random ### END.
### Comment: *IHOB ### REPLY: It doesn't really matter what they're called as long as they serve tendies. ### END.
### Comment: Ditto for my field, 10^6 is pretty damn small. I suppose for this type of prediction will have such a huge uncertainty on the specifics of the model and quality of data that there is little to no point reducing the MC stat uncertainty - so maybe they just didn't bother running more? ### REPLY: Or maybe they just don't know enough about football to begin with. Anyone who is a fan is well-aware the only statistic that matters is 'goals'. Possession, passes, cards, goal attempts, they all show a bigger picture of how the game was played, but not who won. Football isn't baseball. ### END.
### Comment: Broadconn ### REPLY: Brawdkalm ### END.
### Comment: Ahh, that makes sense. How does that affect options? Any idea? ### REPLY: Pls hlp. ### END.
### Comment: It was a limit order, I think I just got unlucky. When selling it, it gave me a popup that I'd only be able to sell at .05 or .10 when I tried to sell at .08. Didn't know that was a thing. Thanks for the tips! ### REPLY: You can sell at a market order and it may close at .08 but yea in general .05 increments. ### END.
### Comment: Lol not at all Belgium outplayed Brazil and then defended their two goal lead for the rest of the game. If they didn't score earlier they would not try to park the bus hence all these 'almost' moments wouldn't even have occurred. ### REPLY: Right. They had two shots on target, and Brazil missed a shit ton of sitters. Courteous had a monster of a game, and without that, they would have lost. Miranda kept lukaku in his pocket all game, and there was an uncalled penalty, and an unlucky own goal. Brazil dominated by practically every metric, we’re just unlucky in front of goal. Idk how you see Belgium having outplayed Brazil at all. ### END.
### Comment: Don’t know, what wha your percent gain yesterday. Gotta go by percent because I don’t have as much money as you. https://i.imgur.com/7TdluJc.jpg ### REPLY: well it looks like he turned $4100 into just shy of $22000. Im not very good at math but im like 70% sure that is more than a 70.30% gain ### END.
### Comment: What makes you think this is a bit near ATH? Genuinely curious ### REPLY: Just look at all the media companies trying to buy their way into the steaming game. People are comfortable with Netflix, first mover advantage and content is king here ( like all tablets are referred to as iPads) ### END.
### Comment: Why do you two like WFC? ### REPLY: we gay ### END.
### Comment: I don’t know if I can take this sub seriously ### REPLY: What are you trying to say ### END.
### Comment: _T is reaching for his twitter app..._ ### REPLY: Papa John is reaching for his whip... ### END.
### Comment: True. It is fast. You cant just go any where with a 1 hour lunch break. ### REPLY: True. A classy establishment like Applebees is reserved for the Illuminati ### END.
### Comment: Me irl. Got caught in a meeting so looks like I'm holding my 10 MSFT and FB calls into tmo. Luckily theyre octobers so Theta wont ream me as much as its going to ream you but I need agent orange to staay off twitter. ### REPLY: Why not hold the FB options? You planning to buy back in after earnings? ### END.
### Comment: Ended the day NOT RED! Guess its time to double down! ### REPLY: I’m freeing up cash for the next dip. ### END.
### Comment: Imagine your stock grant now lmao. ### REPLY: Oh I know, but the FOMO position I took on AMZN at LTCG rates covers off on 2/3 of the excess gains I would have seen to net pay above my target four year comp. So I didn't lose out on much. And the company I went to exited with a nice options payout. So it all worked out. ### END.
### Comment: So not like musk at all? ### REPLY: Bizarro musk ### END.
### Comment: yep, but heres the thing... what is Xi bends the knee? Plus, all the banking financials are coming in... I suspect that will make it correct down to around 116-118... Boring gainz is gainz... I got bit by YUM this week... so either I eat crayons or post here... ### REPLY: you gonna put that crayola in a crock pot? or sautee? ### END.
### Comment: Sounds like you don't need a 2nd job. ### REPLY: No I don’t need it. But I’d like even more disposable income ### END.
### Comment: The dude resigned today, stock shot up ### REPLY: SHIT I KNEW I should have set an alarm to wake up and buy the dip ### END.
### Comment: well calls from this morning made 1000%+ ### REPLY: God damn. This was such an obvious play after seeing that dip yesterday, but I pussied out. ### END.
### Comment: I hope you get paid extra for that. ### REPLY: That’s what salaries are for. Work a relaxed 30-ish hours a week for a few weeks then work then when a disaster or crunch time strikes you work a 60+ hour week to get things running again. ### END.
### Comment: Lmfao. Yes, I paid it off on Tuesday. I’m doing a ama soon ### REPLY: Oh shit I looked at your username and realized its Chris 'To Catch A Margin Call' Olson again! ### END.
### Comment: G ### REPLY: Goodbye! ### END.
### Comment: I think I should forget about selling my shares for the next year. ### REPLY: Right there with you. I’m not all in but I’m in deep. SQ! ### END.
### Comment: This was only $335 ### REPLY: That’s amazing... good buy man ### END.
### Comment: Like a woman but with the power of a man ### REPLY: So a dwarf woman? ### END.
### Comment: also don't let women start businesses lol ### REPLY: Ignoring the 'start', have you forgotten the queen of WSB, Lisa Su? ### END.
### Comment: Sorry to hear that, that's gotta blow Okay forsure but I noticed those usually cost more too making me less eager to buy haha. But yeah you're probably right I'll just try it out on something i feel confident on but to be safe give it time to reach that price just in case something unexpected happens ### REPLY: Always good to wait till a good company has a stupid dip and then grab something. SNE had a 3% drop the other day for releasing a full lenght something on youtube instead of a clip. I bought calls for 8/17 and am up 109% I wish I had gone heavy into it. I missed the PZZA fiasco of yesterday.... missed out on HUGE gains, so when it was up over 13% I bought puts lol gotta make something on that crazy swing. up ~9% so far and I think it will drop back to $51ish by Monday. ### END.
### Comment: Yes. He totally daps all the time. The state of the union. His joint press appearance with Kim Jon Un. G8 summit. ### REPLY: Gr8 b8 m8 ### END.
### Comment: i hope you sold already... i truly do. SPX and NQ are both ripping and you're betting against the general market and a seriously strong ticker that hit a speed bump that big money utilized to temporarily drag down the price right before, what is expected to be, a very strong earnings report... if not... please set a stop at 33%! ### REPLY: Don’t be such a pussy ### END.
### Comment: I stopped watching MU after it took half my tendies https://i.imgur.com/Uikwvuo.jpg https://i.imgur.com/kh4t2PI.jpg almost back to zero with IQ and VXX plays https://i.imgur.com/wcoJ1ON.jpg ### REPLY: Charge your phone, everything on that screen is ugly mang. Also, let me guess, was it MU 60 calls that took half the tendies? ### END.
### Comment: 230 December ### REPLY: Appreciate the response ### END.
### Comment: Another strong jobs report. Same thing happened after the previous report. Rallied for like 2 weeks ### REPLY: Strong jobs report right now = economy at risk overheating = inflation... ### END.
### Comment: But metals deform in a predictable way. Football is different from each game. Using statistics, you would expect previous tests to behave similarly to future tests, however previous stats in football involves different team lineups etc. ### REPLY: > Football is different from each game. There are certain things that are guaranteed to happen during any given football match. ### END.
### Comment: i sold 15 contracts of 96/100/106/110 iron condor clenching intensifies ### REPLY: Lol selling IC's on tech stocks ### END.
### Comment: My $29 calls expire tomorrow. I'm seriously considering rolling them over to next week. ### REPLY: sold mine today and picked up 8/3 30.00’s on one of the dips. overall pretty green on BAC this week, but the next few trading days are make or break on this little party for me ### END.
### Comment: Or maybe they just don't know enough about football to begin with. Anyone who is a fan is well-aware the only statistic that matters is 'goals'. Possession, passes, cards, goal attempts, they all show a bigger picture of how the game was played, but not who won. Football isn't baseball. ### REPLY: im sure they said baseball was only about hits/runs at some point ### END.
### Comment: Allo is better but no one uses it. That's more Google's incoherent messaging strategy though. ### REPLY: You mean having 7 messaging apps is confusing as fuck to consumers? I'll be damned. ### END.
### Comment: you used to be able to work on exchanges without one of those stupid degree things but computers totally ruined that career path, I know a lot of people that made millions a year now workin shit ass jobs to make ends meet, but now you need a masters in business or IT to even get an interview ### REPLY: masters in IT lul ### END.
### Comment: There are infinite objectively good decisions in poker. Every hand has an objectively good decision if you know what everyone’s cards are. But yeah AA is easy to explain to people. ### REPLY: Yeah but you don't know what other people cards are and all in AA pre flop is the only situation where what other people's cards are don't matter. ### END.
### Comment: exactly! In other words, China doesn't have the upper hand in this case. They will lose no matter what! ### REPLY: He can indeed. ### END.
### Comment: Maybe you no longer hold them in high regard, but no one cares what you think. Amazon, Apple, Nike, Adobe are all still happy to throw money at them. Only racists would think this is bad press for LS. ### REPLY: Yeah no this happened just recently and is by far the worst thing a PR firm could do. This mistake will cost them tens of millions at the very minimum. ### END.
### Comment: Boy, are you dense!? ### REPLY: It’s just Mel Gibson in a tin foil hat.. he’s immune to losses ### END.
### Comment: Let's say you have 1 of 100 pieces of something worth 100$. That 1 piece is worth 1$ right? Now, let's say that the thing is still worth 100$, but there are only 50 pieces of it now. Your 1 piece is now worth 2$ How fucking hard of a concept is that? ### REPLY: Not to mention the company is trying to capture more of their revenue . They’re confident in their projected performance enough that they are willing to reacquire stake in their business ### END.
### Comment: What he made $1k and he’s running in here with a boner, flopping his dick on the table? This should be ban worthy. ### REPLY: 1k in Cucknadian money? That's like five freedom bucks. ### END.
### Comment: I only have hulu for the spotify deal Fuck those bs 120sec commercials ### REPLY: Hulu has a commercial free version for an extra 4 dollars. It's the ultimate legal way to watch current programming. ### END.
### Comment: Tell your Uncle netflix original shows sucks balls ### REPLY: He’s in the movie department, not the show department ### END.
### Comment: can't get an email if you delete your account ### REPLY: Used to work in IT. Can confirm. ### END.
### Comment: I could see getting back into video games in my 30s once everything is more settled down but theres too much shit going on in your 20s to make any room for it idk maybe its just me ### REPLY: This is even more retarded than your trades. Unless your friends are a bunch of edgy hipsters or virgins, your gaming is not gonna increase. Or by settled down you mean resigned to neethood. ### END.
### Comment: yay immigrant blaming *reeeeeee* ### REPLY: Why is the main focus of the European union based off immigration instead of taking care of the families and the elderly that live there? The European Union is ultimatly taking the wealth that took centuries to build up.... and just fucking giving it away. ### END.
### Comment: No way they added more users. ### REPLY: won't people continue being satisfied with their subscription as long as new stuff keeps coming to netflix? ### END.