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### Comment: Maybe a cough or a sneeze? ### REPLY: > Covfefe. ...gesundheit. ### END.
### Comment: Never get high on your own supply ### REPLY: Such wise words. CNBC needs you ### END.
### Comment: Still? This might be a first. ### REPLY: What about the twitter one ### END.
### Comment: Aapl ain’t a tech stock no mo. ### REPLY: secret iCAR ### END.
### Comment: No fees, either they’re so poor that a 5-10 dollar fee digs into their profits or they’re cheap as fuck, also some use TOS for the tools and buy on robin hood to avoid fees. So mostly that they’re cheap or poor ### REPLY: also the simplicity of UI. ### END.
### Comment: Then don't do it all the time. Just some of the time. ### REPLY: >Then don't do it all the time. Just some of the time. This method works 60 percent of the time everytime ### END.
### Comment: > Football is different from each game. There are certain things that are guaranteed to happen during any given football match. ### REPLY: This is deep ### END.
### Comment: Well aware. ### REPLY: Ok just checking ### END.
### Comment: New Sincerity/metamodernism is the newest thing ### REPLY: Infinite Jest was so prescient ### END.
### Comment: Mm I bet you're super fun to be around, what with your saving all these poor ignorant fools from their lives of ignorance. I am truly blessed on the glorious day. ### REPLY: Better than someone who isn't capable of understanding new information. This is WSB, maybe try being autistic instead of retarded ### END.
### Comment: well now I know your secret and I'm gonna get an sql db thing and start my OWN service called marketbabydaddy and I will RUIN you ### REPLY: Savageeee ### END.
### Comment: Just made a shit ton on UA calls from yesterday. I expect good earnings and guidance. Traffic report came out yesterday, good loads, good guidance. They laid out a growth plan in January and got hammered-but they’re sticking to it and showing success. ### REPLY: Do you mean UAL? ### END.
### Comment: idgaf if he inspires people or gives them blowjobs in their cubicles every morning to get them motivated. all i know is the $500 in aapl shares my uncle gave me for my birthday when i was a kid are worth over 60k rn. if people are saying musk is like jobs ill take the risk and spend some dime to set my daughter up like that. edit: still holding btw ### REPLY: your uncle ever ask for cash? ### END.
### Comment: You fuckin liar. You constantly reenact the hooker scene where she pulls the candle out of his ass. ### REPLY: SO! ### END.
### Comment: ill loan u my student loans to sell and when u feel the balance has dropped far enough buy em back and return em to me ### REPLY: This guy robinhoods ### END.
### Comment: Yes there are. I have the spotify/hulu deal and I get commercials ### REPLY: It must be because you are getting the student discount then or something. I've been paying for Hulu for almost a year and have never seen a single commercial, let alone a 120 second commercial. ### END.
### Comment: Hyper inflation due to QE any day now. -2012 ### REPLY: *2008 ### END.
### Comment: Can you trade at your job at least? I always try to find some time at mine to do it. ### REPLY: I’m able too. I can’t really do much DD. I plan out my trades and take a few minutes to “do work on my phone” when I can. ### END.
### Comment: Please tell me you did ### REPLY: Nah I didn't ### END.
### Comment: Really? Damn, I love this movie but never noticed that haha ### REPLY: It was his idea too https://youtu.be/Sa-ch8H_5DE?t=104 ### END.
### Comment: Dear sir, we tried contacting you at your email address: [yourgayasfuckifyouactuallytypethisandtrytoemailme@gmail.com](mailto:yourgayasfuckifyouactuallytypethisandtrytoemailme@gmail.com) ### REPLY: You're\* ### END.
### Comment: lamo ### REPLY: rofl ### END.
### Comment: Sounds like the perfect set up tbh, almost 100% of the time I buy options they plummet for weeks straight after. If I could somehow buy 30 days after my original desire to purchase I’d always get the bottom.. ### REPLY: Can you post your trade 30 days later? ### END.
### Comment: This isn't true and is against the law in most jurisdictions, not to mention technically infeasible. Reddit needs to calm down about this ### REPLY: Wikileaks CIA file leaks shows that Samsung products DO do this... ### END.
### Comment: that's why the name is so genius. ### REPLY: Should be hoodinrob ### END.
### Comment: This will be appealed. If they have a good earnings I expect it to continue moving higher. ### REPLY: This^ The case was from July 2017, and in a circuit court. It has many years before any payments are made. I dont know about stock price movement, but lawyers will get to print some tendies. ### END.
### Comment: sorry about the layoff but +1 to lack of pants. now you're truly free. ### REPLY: Needs more stress sponsored drinking. ### END.
### Comment: Small if like my dik ### REPLY: Average if like my life ### END.
### Comment: if only the deal didnt include cnn... ### REPLY: I look forward to Wolf Blitzer telling me all about how Avengers 17 was so awesome that it made him pee his grandkid's pants. ### END.
### Comment: Which is a partial truth. The American work ethic exceeds many parts of Europe. ### REPLY: If you have no problem working overtime with minimal pay, pretty much no vacation and a shitty insurance, then okay, you got better work ethic, just not one I'd want. ### END.
### Comment: damn if I was 'tarded and had a shit ton of debt this would sound like a really good idea. ### REPLY: Halfway there ### END.
### Comment: Yep, not sorry. It's fucking exhausting trying to give a shit about it how a company makes money. ### REPLY: This is how VRX happens ### END.
### Comment: This fucking sub... ### REPLY: i think the overall age of it goes down every passing day ### END.
### Comment: supply demand curve tho, more inventory ### REPLY: ...which is good for TSLA. ### END.
### Comment: I might in a couple days (this weekend)! ### REPLY: Cool, would give me something to do this weekend. ### END.
### Comment: I bought 104 7/27 puts. ### REPLY: May the best man come out on top this morning. ### END.
### Comment: ...how? They're a private company that clearly has no desire or need to work with racist people. Their major clients--Apple, Amazon, etc.-- have all publicly spoken out against the same things LS has. Who's business are they going to lose? Publicly dropping LS over this would only hurt whatever company does so. ### REPLY: No it wouldnt. A bunch of bs virtue signalling doesnt mean that a company backstabbing somebody who payed them millions is going to look good. They made somebody who isnt racist look racist after he payed them a crapload. ### END.
### Comment: Delta stock doesn’t usually bounce up and down like UAL does. Plus UA put a growth plan in place that is working -I except solid earnings (despite what BS motley fool wants you to believe—-they’re long DAL) ### REPLY: Username checks out, going all in. ### END.
### Comment: Maybe do some more homework then reassess. ### REPLY: I was told acquiring tendies would be easy. ^^/s ### END.
### Comment: That insulting feel when the bid is 0.01 ### REPLY: That just means I should buy 250 contracts, right? ### END.
### Comment: I bought 10 for $2.36 ### REPLY: Haha they are worth $0.23 now F ### END.
### Comment: Oh nice man ### REPLY: I get a lot of enjoyment out of this community so I figure it’s good to give back ### END.
### Comment: Im also gay ### REPLY: But do you have THREE extra chromosomes like I do? ### END.
### Comment: I’m freeing up cash for the next dip. ### REPLY: 1 Day Later.... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwZVGKG30s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwZVGKG30s) ### END.
### Comment: Infinite Jest was so prescient ### REPLY: Johnny Gentle is Trump prove me wrong ### END.
### Comment: Take out a $20K bank loan and go all-in ### REPLY: I see nothing wrong with this plan ### END.
### Comment: Autism spoke. ### REPLY: And we listened. ### END.
### Comment: Might be, I'm not really educated in that matter. I just see people here on reddit complain how they can't take their vacation, how they are employed-at-will and can be fired anytime, how medical bills force them to work two jobs and everytime I think I'm happy to be born into Europe. ### REPLY: Oh for sure man. It’s not like most people are happy about the way it is lol. But they do it efficiently. It’s really the pinnacle of capitalism. ### END.
### Comment: You said what :)? ### REPLY: Prime Now -> 12 pack KY ### END.
### Comment: The weird chicks are worth it tho. ### REPLY: More big tiddy goth gfs per capita. Easily drives prices higher ### END.
### Comment: Spent all night making this shit instead of doing my typical DDs on fucking Brazil not going BK, appreciate the love fam ### REPLY: Nanny is from Brazil, can confirm broke. ### END.
### Comment: I believe they will demolish earnings / sub growth. I also believe Deutsche Bank is s joke. ### REPLY: I sold. Biggest loss yet. Took away my whole week of earnings. Ugh. ### END.
### Comment: Thanks man...I did tag it as DD. But it's many times better than others I've seen tagged as DD. I'll try submitting it with no flair. ### REPLY: penny stock with no volume ### END.
### Comment: Those are for fleet vehicle a only, so rentals & company cars. ### REPLY: I just figured since Robinhood's color scheme was red it they would get the plates to match. ### END.
### Comment: Im still on for my tattoo if MU hits $65 in 2 weeks. ### REPLY: Lol if MU hits 65 in 2 weeks, I'll move to Idaho to get an apprenticeship with Sanjay ### END.
### Comment: O ### REPLY: Z ### END.
### Comment: Thanks bby, will consider your advice ### REPLY: Taking BMW advice from the guy who drives a civic, good choice. ### END.
### Comment: For OP's viewing pleasure. https://imgur.com/bffjmiI ### REPLY: Jfc ### END.
### Comment: I have 10 $110c expiring jul 20 so I’m ready for my deluxe chicken tenders for lunch ### REPLY: Looser, looser, no chicken tendies dinner ### END.
### Comment: Plz tell me I'm wrong. My calls are dying. ### REPLY: Sell and pick up the 90's for some dank gains. ### END.
### Comment: You say that jokingly but it.... isn’t thatttt far from the truth ### REPLY: I wasnt saying it jokingly ### END.
### Comment: Since last 3 bank earning FD all gone wrong. I decided not to play this one. Bank earning just gay all year. XLF FD never work on earning. ### REPLY: FDs don’t work in general no matter the stock ### END.
### Comment: Selecting the appropriate mix of the Greeks and managing risk is the most time consuming component. ### REPLY: Care to elaborate? ### END.
### Comment: there is a chance but it's smaller than my penis ### REPLY: Whoa, it's not quite *that* small. ### END.
### Comment: >is third person singular present of be ### REPLY: It don’t be like it is ### END.
### Comment: Jeez. only have $1K to spend to add to positions... ### REPLY: Oh sorry, I think he meant all in $RAD. ### END.
### Comment: This isn't even an FD, it's a gloryhole AIDS party ### REPLY: Yep. ### END.
### Comment: No it wouldnt. A bunch of bs virtue signalling doesnt mean that a company backstabbing somebody who payed them millions is going to look good. They made somebody who isnt racist look racist after he payed them a crapload. ### REPLY: He’s totally racist and has a long pattern of being a slime ball. PZZA has been dropping over the past year because he can’t keep his mouth shut. He’s been out as CEO for awhile because of it. This was just the final straw. You’d be fired for what you’re saying if you did anything anyone cared about. ### END.
### Comment: wasnt pinned before ### REPLY: mods finally saw the light. Or were sick of shitposting at an all time high ### END.
### Comment: Because the semi bussiness is so fucking easy , you take a hammer and some nails and you build memory. ### REPLY: No you buy large sheets of dangerous materials and put them through a machine. Enjoy being poor. ### END.
### Comment: if you've still got that long to expiry and still believe in your strike but don't see it moving anytime soon use your leap as cover to to sell faggy d's and collect premium to make up for your loss instead of just holding and continuing to get your ass ripped out. I don't know what stonk you're talking about though so be careful if it just had a quick drop and is going to recover just as fast this is a good way to cuck yourself. ### REPLY: I like this idea actually ### END.
### Comment: 30k in stock or in 1750 calls? If I had 30k worth of these options and sold I might legitimately kill myself. But please don't do that. ### REPLY: i bought 30k of $1780 calls when the price was at $1660. and then sold them because i was a pussy and in my first two weeks of options and didnt want to lose. LAUGH AT ME. I would have made a killing, then prob bought a weekly before earnings with all of that. Could have made IDK what, like 200k in the last month ? I am new, so you tell me what a 50k weekly call option would have gotten me If I got the $1820 strike ### END.
### Comment: earnings per user is a metric? ### REPLY: Gotta milk every cow ### END.
### Comment: Reddit ### REPLY: No, what app is that? ### END.
### Comment: Average if like my life ### REPLY: 6 inches = just about right ### END.
### Comment: I was told acquiring tendies would be easy. ^^/s ### REPLY: Only if you're a good boy and do your homework ### END.
### Comment: Yeah man I hear that. It is saving me over $300/year I bought like an idiot a few weeks ago at $198. Luckily it's about 5% of my portfolio and I am going to just forget I own it for 20 years ### REPLY: I fucking bought in at $212 F ### END.
### Comment: Sad I don't have any calls. Happy I bought some shares in January. ### REPLY: Seriously considering going all in on leaps ### END.
### Comment: but it's literally not a nice car lmao... ### REPLY: Not if you live in orange county, then you and every 16 y/o high school girl has one. ### END.
### Comment: Should be hoodinrob ### REPLY: Hood robbin’ ### END.
### Comment: and that is how you lose money. How we gotta get tendies with no money. ### REPLY: In order to win big you gotta bet big! Honestly though, I expected the correction to start a few weeks ago. Seemed like I was right for a while, but now I am back to about even. ### END.
### Comment: So, 8/10 do recommend? ### REPLY: Yes ### END.
### Comment: I don't think it's over, I'd ditch august and september ### REPLY: its overreaction . Switches are not phones , you cant just rip out switches from your network and replace it with another vendor and that too with a product which is completely new to the market . ### END.
### Comment: I love honest people. ~~What you doing tonight?~~ E: Thought this was Grindr for a second ### REPLY: Rule 3 ### END.
### Comment: 7/27 $134 calls, currently up 50% since June 11 when I bought them. ### REPLY: How'd you arrive at that call? ### END.
### Comment: i suck at option trading so i just buy and hold until it is green now. ### REPLY: I suck at option trading too so basically I just throw money into the void ### END.
### Comment: Suuuuuuure you don’t ### REPLY: Damn bro can't even afford a civic, what kind of people are we letting in here? ### END.
### Comment: Ah, but I too was joking ### REPLY: Serious trading discussions only please. ### END.
### Comment: well it sold off last ER too, so maybe it'll pop again. ### REPLY: I think it will. You think it's an accident it got downgraded today? They're leading emmy nominations. They have the subscribers. All this day is doing is giving you a free 2.5% move to the upside when earnings come in if you were in a position to buy the dip. ### END.
### Comment: I just bought some 250s same expiration. ### REPLY: Jan 220 ### END.
### Comment: つ༽ ◕_◕ つ $V TAKE MY ENERGY つ༽ ◕_◕ つ つ༽ ◕_◕ つ $BAC TAKE MY ENERGY つ༽ ◕_◕ つ Please do :'( ### REPLY: I see we're the same type of autistic ### END.
### Comment: You've marked this submission as DD. This better be something useful that might help someone make a good trade. Otherwise you should re-flair this to Discussion or Shitpost before you get banned. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* ### REPLY: op why did you reflair? ### END.
### Comment: So the market can go up or down? Got it! ### REPLY: You forgot sideways, try doing some DD next time, gosh ### END.
### Comment: Yes and so what? I will work for 20 more years. Hold stocks and nothing happens. Might take a while to recover but you can’t time the market. If you are 60 and about to retire hen yes it’s s dumb move to put money in market but 30 with good cash flow? Nah I And you will be fine ### REPLY: I agree with you with the shares. I am questioning your calls, which is highly dependent on conditions at the time. ### END.
### Comment: I hope so. I want to limit my exposure to about 20k-30k through earnings. Right now I still have 50k open which is a bit too much risk for me. As long as we close above 190 I'll be happy. ### REPLY: I don't want to jinx it, but I think we're gucci here. Have like 45% of my portfolio in NOW calls. Plan is to roll the short term ones (7/20 expiration) into 8/17s by the middle of next week. Fully expecting NOW to be a $240 stock by January. ### END.
### Comment: This movie is criminally under represented in this sub, glad you agree ### REPLY: What movie? ### END.
### Comment: Every time I bet against AMD that’s when I get hosed. Every. Single. God. Damned. Time. Needless to say I’m holding calls right now. $17 AUG 17th ### REPLY: Seems like a good call, but I'd suggest selling during the run-up before ER. ### END.
### Comment: At least it wasn’t 1,000 ### REPLY: For real. My real autism lies in AAPL 8/17 195-210s ### END.
### Comment: I do and that’s what the $3M is for. ### REPLY: So if the allegations are true, then you think a fitting punishment for a company that has been putting asbestos in its baby products since the 70s and makes 1.3b profit a year is... 66 million? How much JNJ baby powder did your parents put in your milk formula? ### END.
### Comment: No, what app is that? ### REPLY: Reddat ### END.