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### Comment: Partly that, but he also wanted to get the other auto manufacturers' research in line with his battery tech. The idea was to lock everyone into the Tesla/Panasonic battery factory and charging stations. Not a bad plan, imo, but still doesn't make sense of TSLA's retarded valuation. ### REPLY: No one uses his battery design. All other auto manufacturers use pouch or prism cells. Tesla uses cylindrical. ### END.
### Comment: And then what ### REPLY: They call you PAC-man Duh ### END.
### Comment: Can I disagree? I can buy 6 month contracts when I sell them within the month. I have HUGE leverage. Sell them when they are green and move up or further out. You could have one news story or trade war tweet and your FDs get utterly wrecked. Look what happened with the data scandal. FB was wrecked then rallied to an ATH. ### REPLY: Problem is if it doesn't go your way you will not sell and will be stuck with those contracts for a while because you will have IV, theta working against you this whole time. It is safer in a sense but time is money and having your funds 'tied up' somewhere is costing you every day too (in potential gains). ### END.
### Comment: Also, he's a world class diver in a place where there's a lot of diving ### REPLY: *caver ### END.
### Comment: Where do you think we are? ### REPLY: A place where we use every opportunity to make money, regardless of the chances of success. Following that logic, not using margin is dumb. ### END.
### Comment: Buy some and see what happens ### REPLY: Valid approach if you could do it in parallel universes. ### END.
### Comment: Links or shut up ### REPLY: Make sure to collect all your tears, so you can use it as lube for your dildo. ### END.
### Comment: why not facebook i know everyone says 'but what about myspace' but facebook has done a much better job of ingraining itself into peoples' lives ### REPLY: I like FB, but there's almost certainly going to be some huge scandal during the elections. When that happens, wait a few weeks, and buy all the calls you can afford. ### END.
### Comment: Yep, that's us... The little ones in the back. Those big boys up front, well, those masterminds got Ally savings accounts. ### REPLY: Really tho, just considering average of all wsb trades what are the chances ROI will be greater compared to say Ally Savings for a $100K invested . ### END.
### Comment: Trade wars are good and easy to win ### REPLY: El-Erian supported Trump's initiatives and put out empirical evidence to suggest the US is ahead and will stand to benefit the most. ### END.
### Comment: Do you mean people here are playing much higher moves that short term? I went in on Jan 19 $55's around the $52 mark for 6.45 ea right before the dip from the China nonsense so despite that i'm up about 25%. Do you have a price point you have in mind for selling? ### REPLY: mid $60s ### END.
### Comment: I just wanted to see what other people thought. \_(ツ)_/¯ ### REPLY: *Needing other people's opinions because you can't read emotional queues* ### END.
### Comment: But makes Africans look terrible ### REPLY: Africans make Africans look terrible. ### END.
### Comment: i got a fear boner ### REPLY: A phobia and a fetish. Very nice ### END.
### Comment: gambling on the pedo accuser stock ### REPLY: Buying puts or calls, cause it seems it could go up or down. Or sideways, but that's less likely. ### END.
### Comment: Also the details... Elon put up 20 bucks and the first donor was 'some Dutch nerd' lmao ### REPLY: That wasn't Elon at all. It was the completely unrelated Melon Eusk. ### END.
### Comment: Won't a rise in IV and stock price cause the closer call to rise more in value/percentage and thus I lose more? Sorry for being options noob. ### REPLY: No, because further out calls naturally have a higher delta (moves along at greater %’s with stock price) and higher Vega (price of option goes up at greater pace with an increase in volatility). Shorter life options have lower delta and Vega values, thus they don’t feel the same impacts of rising stock price and IV. ### END.
### Comment: iPhone sales have already become stagnant. It’s why so many reports are bearish. Services are under predicted and not given enough attention/credit. Services will easily increase over your 30% prediction and I see if becoming the bulk during quarters of no new iPhone’s . ### REPLY: Revenue from hardware is being saved by increase in average sales price.Smartphones in general are stagnant for the past few years ### END.
### Comment: Well plus we get some outliers like that user with bit in his name who spends all his time shitposting about musk ### REPLY: If Elon Musk can spend 50% of his time shitposting I can spend 150% of my time shitposting. That's just simple math. ### END.
### Comment: It's just hard to predict because it really sold off hard during the correction and although it is a pretty strong company, there are a lot of stocks that are attractive right here and even if you crush earnings it's not a guarantee you see the returns unless you are FANG or some other momentum trade. I will probably sell some before the call just because i bought a little too much of the dip and I came out ahead. The cash might be useful during these next couple of days. ### REPLY: It did which is why I expect a bounce back, this ER could really make or break them. With their products in the pipeline and good financials I could see it climbing back up. They also have fda news this week ### END.
### Comment: It's basically just a backdoor way for rich people to funnel more money into their ROTH IRA by selling and buying the same option in different accounts, you probably wouldn't understand. ### REPLY: uh.. you should probably spend some more time thinking about what you just wrote. ### END.
### Comment: Are there other versions? ### REPLY: Smoll tiddy goth girls ### END.
### Comment: Factset can do all of this and is a lot cheaper. Factset can do 95% of what the terminal does. Banks can justify needing that other 5%. ### REPLY: How much is FactSet? Also, their stonk is a rollercoaster. How is that not a meme? ### END.
### Comment: He can't help that. He is a creator not a CEO. The company needs a good CEO who Elon has to beg money from to keep him on a leash. Elon shouldn't be in-front of a microphone. ### REPLY: You want to know why SpaceX does well? Because Gwynne Shotwell is an absolute fucking unit at the helm and she knows exactly how to stroke Daddy Elon's ego to keep him busy doing space coke and fucking hookers in astronaut suits so he stays out of her hair. ### END.
### Comment: I've actually been a PC guy for years too lol. It's just that AMDs for cucks. ### REPLY: Tell that to ryzen ### END.
### Comment: It's equity research analysts having bullish views on the stock. Their not literally taking a position in the stock. This is research recommendations not holdings. ### REPLY: \* They're ### END.
### Comment: I remember hitting 14 times in 6 hours back in the glory days of middle school. ### REPLY: You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers ### END.
### Comment: Man, what a legend. . . ^^But ^^if ^^he ^^*does* ^^turn ^^out ^^to ^^be ^^a ^^pedo ^^dont ^^quote ^^me ^^on ^^that ### REPLY: If he turns out to actually be tsla will hit 500. If not then there are gonna be some very wealthy people here come close tomorrow. Im conflicted on one hand WSB loves to short tsla, on the other hand no one subbed here is allowed to make money. ### END.
### Comment: These guys don’t buy and hold! However expect big growth in September. ### REPLY: Short in September. Got it. ### END.
### Comment: Micron got shafted by the Chinese courts. UMC needs to gtfo. ### REPLY: Yes, and US (Cali) courts and Trump are letting MU down. CA courts are taking their sweet time, and Trump hasn't demanded Xi to intervene in UMC's blatant theft of IP. ### END.
### Comment: Right? It’s more like most. ### REPLY: I'm happy I'm not most. You need a new thing that does absolutely nothing? It's The Best Thing EVER!!!! Just donate to my go fund me and you'll be the coolest person in the tri-state area. ### END.
### Comment: a-cola? ### REPLY: Call options on KO. ### END.
### Comment: ARE YOU SAYING ELON IS NOT A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN? A TRUE INSPIRATION TO US ALL?! ### REPLY: BITCH DON'T PUT THAT GOD INTO A TRADITIONAL GENDER ### END.
### Comment: Meh, half the DDs in this sub are fake. ### REPLY: So one is real and one is fake? ### END.
### Comment: Better yet, use a Tesla. Even more impressive, the exact Tesla that was shot into space. ### REPLY: I think we are gonna need a ladder ### END.
### Comment: I think so. I feel violated from watching this. ### REPLY: I was just so unprepared for it, you know? ### END.
### Comment: *opens mouth* ### REPLY: Flair checks out. ### END.
### Comment: So in addition to being an absolute piece of shit, he's also a cuck? ### REPLY: Apparently. I expect a cringy, whiny apology is coming soon. ### END.
### Comment: Okay done what’s next? ### REPLY: Get a fan without a blade guard turn it on and make it start rotating, take out your penis and place it in the path of the fan. Wait for results. ### END.
### Comment: Ok if you're going to run a small server get a ryzen I guess. If you're going to build a PC with the purpose of doing anything a PC is built for, buy Nvidia, which 90% of game and programs are optimized for, like it has been for the last decade. Shit even new games like BF5 are supposedly optimized for AMD cards but still ran better on Nvidia during beta. These autists are downvoting like im the first one over to suggest that Nvidia cards are superior to AMD. Yikes ### REPLY: Yeah computers have one purpose for all business uses, servers, and rendering workstations and that's to game in pub g. solid DD. Some one get this fucking autist modded ### END.
### Comment: When you had and held FDs, it sure felt like a dip ### REPLY: Lol ### END.
### Comment: A ### REPLY: C ### END.
### Comment: Sears ruled the retail world for decades. Their catalog had everything from shit tickets to fucking houses. Edit: for those who don’t know, a catalog is kind of like amazon.com but in giant book form. Instead of a search feature there was something called an index. ### REPLY: Also where a lot of immigrants learned the English language, wonder what replace it. Guessing just free apps on phones? ### END.
### Comment: Bezos is an angel of pain. He feeds off of the sweat and tears of his employees, and at the agony of shareholders across the globe. This will only make him stronger. ### REPLY: Strong Market, got it. Amzn 1900c FDs it is ### END.
### Comment: Buy puts on AMZN. I know you won’t ### REPLY: Buying puts will get him off easy. He should sell uncovered calls ### END.
### Comment: I mean it literally says the breakeven right there, how are people this retarded? ### REPLY: Do you know what sub this is? ### END.
### Comment: He has to understand ### REPLY: We're a profitable nation. ### END.
### Comment: That logic is counter to banking on services. You think HP would have made as much on printer ink if the printers were $1,000 each? The hyped 'super cycle' fell flat on its face, and people not buying iPhones => few people on iOS => fewer people buying the services. Still, imo, until Android > iOS, long AAPL. ### REPLY: I don’t buy the Apple Services narrative though. I just think they’re an excellent maker of luxury integrated hardware and software ### END.
### Comment: for real. if i read a little bit every time i'm in the bathroom i might finish it before i die. ### REPLY: No snot in my nose after these two comments. It’s all in my coffee. ### END.
### Comment: 40k ain’t shit these days man. I have a family to take care of this money is for them when I’m dead. ### REPLY: > I have a family to take care of this money is for them when I’m dead. Bet lil Tommy is gonna be really happy to inherit that YOLO account with $10 left in it. ### END.
### Comment: To this day I still can't tell if that sub is for real or just memeing ### REPLY: it's a roleplay subreddit, similar to https://www.reddit.com/r/enlightenedbirdmen/ ### END.
### Comment: Tell me your nationality and I will tell some 'truths' about you as well. ### REPLY: I'm American (Italian, German heritage) ### END.
### Comment: Facts prove otherwise, I know that's a bit difficult for you, but the facts are there, undeniable. ### REPLY: Looks like facts are hard to provide your “source” is factual Oh you also post in a sub reddit moderated by Russians Lol good job ### END.
### Comment: D ### REPLY: A ### END.
### Comment: 'Statistics' is all just bullshit and nothing much to fool gullible people. ### REPLY: You're an idiot. ### END.
### Comment: Russia is not the enemy the EU and the criminal banking cartels are ### REPLY: People believe this bullshit? ### END.
### Comment: Yeah I agree with this. I'll likely dump before November ### REPLY: Dumb political ads will still be bought. Question is can they open new rev streams through research and acquisitions ### END.
### Comment: He truly is timeless. ### REPLY: When you get so old that you can't look any older, you're truely timeless. ### END.
### Comment: [China will grow larger](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPH9iKpM-fk) ### REPLY: this explains all the ghost cities ### END.
### Comment: At least you can buy those nowadays ### REPLY: Pretty hard to make that profitable tho. ### END.
### Comment: Which is, in turn, [is based off real life](https://youtu.be/PN-vUaawaF8) ### REPLY: Holy shit. ### END.
### Comment: what the fuck even is an apple shit? ### REPLY: I don't know and I don't wanna know ### END.
### Comment: What do you mean he hasn’t? Basically everything he has made can kill people. His cars already do. ### REPLY: One jackass decides to watch Harry Potter instead of paying attention to the self driving automobile he’s in and gets his shit pushed in by an 18 wheeler, and suddenly self driving cars are bloodthirsty monsters that kill people on their own. Let’s compare that to the ratio for accidents caused by human drivers directly. ### END.
### Comment: México ETF is “EWW” jajaja ### REPLY: Jajajaja ### END.
### Comment: Uhhh summer time is not the time people are staying in. That would be winter time. ### REPLY: Have you experienced 90+ weather with 70% humidity hell no am I going outside. ### END.
### Comment: Is there like a good thing to look at to help investing for people who have no idea what they're doing? ### REPLY: Look at basically anything but this sub. ### END.
### Comment: fair. i was tuned in to see if there was anything said to affect the energy, defense, or cybersecurity sectors since those are hot topics between US/Russia. it's over now so i'll keep it to myself ### REPLY: If you have any long Lockheed position they just landed a big pentagon deal, should be good. ### END.
### Comment: It’s fucking stupid. Amazon IPO’d at $18 a pop in 97’. Don’t we all wish we could of jumped on that tendies train? ### REPLY: Beats my parents sold around 20k of amazon in 2009 for 70ish and rebought amazon at 700 in 2015ish. Still made bank but god damn they missed out ### END.
### Comment: was thinking about this too but the capital required for $AMZN calls is nuts. why 2 days? personal goal to get out by Wednesday? ### REPLY: yeah. don't want to hold going into bloody thursday ### END.
### Comment: 😂😂 why do you want him to be making it up so badly? Just curious. Tons of people on here not even considering that it could be true and bashing me. I don’t give a shit bout Elon Musk I just made a comment but everyone here has a huuuge hate for him for some reason. [Is this why?](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/999367582271422464?s=21) Interesting hmmmmm ### REPLY: Why do you want it to be true so badly? He has no proof. He has no secret knowledge. He took the accusation down as soon as he got called out for it. People hate him because he's a whiny attention whore. Not because he spit out an idea for a media company that will never actually materialize. ### END.
### Comment: Wtf does your friend do? ### REPLY: Cocaine probably ### END.
### Comment: With theta / IV drop, it still ended up being better to sell. Calls are 30% lower than what I sold them for ### REPLY: It's that time decay that I hate with calls. At least with selling puts the time is counting down to appreciation and profit. ### END.
### Comment: ITM options with more than a month til expire. Please. You couldve made money on most of these. ### REPLY: Yeah I could have, if I knew what I was doing. ### END.
### Comment: Eh, not really. It's no secret based on recent studies that basically half of the US working-age population can't afford a $400-500 emergency expense. And since tens of millions are unemployed that likely skews the numbers a bit. ### REPLY: >It's no secret based on recent studies that basically half of the US working-age population can't afford a $400-500 emergency expense. Over 50% *wouldn't use cash from their savings account* for a $500 emergency expense...but why the hell would you want to pull cash from your savings? Put that shit on a credit card, and then pay it off by reducing your savings/investments the next month. It's an intentionally misleading statistic. ### END.
### Comment: Cant run though... He's South African ### REPLY: The god emperor can run if he wants. If we Call him our leader we will change the law to allow him to rule ### END.
### Comment: Is this good or bad for my BA calls? ### REPLY: Probably neither. But it’s good for TSLA ### END.
### Comment: send me a chat inv ill send it there ### REPLY: What is a chat invite? Im on a third party reddit app ### END.
### Comment: so he isnt one of us lol ### REPLY: We the broke boys in this scenario. ### END.
### Comment: Hold strong their earning report isnt for 3 weeks, as long as you didnt go with FD's youre fine ### REPLY: My calls expire aug 03.. ;| ### END.
### Comment: Port of Miami? ### REPLY: Montauk NY actually ### END.
### Comment: lol I’m actually gonna have to take some out to buy tires for my Jeep. Like if you look in my post history I posted a pic of a tireless Jeep. Someone stole ‘em so those locking lugs are gonna be the way to go this time. ### REPLY: Damn dude. Where do you live? Sounds rough. ### END.
### Comment: Same as her pussy, shredded. ### REPLY: ayyyy lmao ### END.
### Comment: China numba 1! ### REPLY: This isnt PUBG ### END.
### Comment: It was up. Now it's down. Less than 9k volume. Let's see at open. ### REPLY: I really hope WW3 happens tomorrow so SIGA can generate revenue for call holders ### END.
### Comment: Amen to that ### REPLY: You end up selling? ### END.
### Comment: One jackass decides to watch Harry Potter instead of paying attention to the self driving automobile he’s in and gets his shit pushed in by an 18 wheeler, and suddenly self driving cars are bloodthirsty monsters that kill people on their own. Let’s compare that to the ratio for accidents caused by human drivers directly. ### REPLY: Missed the mark on that sarcastic post. I'm totally a fanboy of pre-twitter Musk, and compared to the history of other car companies it's absurd that this accident even hit the news. http://fortune.com/2015/09/26/auto-industry-scandals/ ### END.
### Comment: The dog probably has the least negative portfolio ### REPLY: When in doubt, always follow the dog. ### END.
### Comment: And they will drop things before earnings.. ### REPLY: Who is 'they'? ### END.
### Comment: Fake news: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-trump-hat-china/ ### REPLY: Good to know. Thanks for the info. ### END.
### Comment: What ### REPLY: [Gavin Belson](https://youtu.be/30WTWkFe910?t=08s), CEO of Hooli ### END.
### Comment: Always the golden question. I sold too early last week. Imma have stronger hands this time, but shooting for 100% unless I feel it can go even higher. If it stays moving up fast I'll hold out, but I'm getting at least 50% here for sure ### REPLY: You sell? ### END.
### Comment: Strong Market, got it. Amzn 1900c FDs it is ### REPLY: 🧐 ### END.
### Comment: Already down to $369 lmao ### REPLY: 350 ### END.
### Comment: RIP friend ### REPLY: Thanks. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes I guess. ### END.
### Comment: Let’s. Fucking. Go. *What the fuck. ### REPLY: Should listened https://reddit.app.link/HzT5AROHBO ### END.
### Comment: It's not like they also own fucking AWS and can allocate more ressources to their main website ### REPLY: Yeah it's pretty unacceptable for Amazon. Their website is run on aws and basically should have 99.999% uptime. I got puts when it happened and Amazon did fall around 3pm. Not sure if it was related to this. I already sold my puts because I do think that they will go up in the long term. ### END.
### Comment: But how do we know when the knife is done falling? ### REPLY: On a long enough time horizon, does it really matter? Profit's profit. ### END.
### Comment: my 395 and 350 put looking good :) https://i.imgur.com/puXcacI.jpg https://i.imgur.com/3krWKJE.jpg ### REPLY: Ohhhhh baby please post update pic tomorrow ### END.
### Comment: Nah, Bohemian Grove is a buncha rich dudes. Ain't none of those here. Super gay, yes, but not the first WSB meet up. ### REPLY: I thought this sub was where redditors went to pretend they were Musk for an afternoon while they lost $10,000 on amazon stock trying to buy a yacht with tendie money? ### END.
### Comment: Sweet Jesus ### REPLY: $ROPE ### END.