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7358
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now the american population can be broken up into three main categories there's mostly wonderful people haters and florida
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7359
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i basically took all of the haters i put them in a petri dish like a scientist and this is what i found
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humorous
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7360
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it's a website that denounces terrorism every day of the week while taking the weekends off
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7361
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sometimes i get mean and hate mail
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serious
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7362
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hopefully it's faster
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humorous
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7364
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and the two other runners on the us team are not bad either
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humorous
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7365
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by the way i hope you appreciate the deep historical research i did to make the french look good
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humorous
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7368
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in the largest european economies productivity used to grow five percent per annum in the early
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serious
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7369
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every generation is twice as well off as its parents'
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serious
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7371
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those who carry the baton are slower but their baton is faster
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serious
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7372
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compliance audits consultants' diagnostics
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serious
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speaking style
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7374
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right now on a perfect day at the equator in the middle of summer on mars temperatures can actually reach degrees but then they go down to minus at night
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humorous
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7375
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some idiot will start a reality tv show
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humorous
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7377
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two million years ago humans evolved in africa and then slowly but surely spread out across the entire planet by reaching into the wilderness that was beyond their horizons
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serious
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7378
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and we're not homophobic
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humorous
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7382
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i'm nerdy
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humorous
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speaking style
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7383
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we collected jars of peanut butter and over valentine's day cards
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serious
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7384
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it's my dad
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serious
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7385
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and in four months we were in all area codes in america
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serious
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7387
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and then it goes quiet minutes with no response from this girl
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serious
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7388
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that's a fractional precision of
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humorous
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7390
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this was once part of a much larger object one of millions left over after the planets formed
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serious
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7391
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i think of the search for these asteroids as a giant public works project but instead of building a highway we're charting outer space building an archive that will last for generations
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serious
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speaking style
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7392
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instead apparently the egyptian government used a free demo version of software
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humorous
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7393
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government contractors who had at one point worked for the remote operating unit and were describing in surprising detail on their what they had done in their former job
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humorous
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speaking style
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7394
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it's for that reason that many activists specifically avoid using the telephone
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serious
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speaking style
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7395
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his name is martin muench
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serious
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speaking style
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7400
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if things didn't work out i'd live in central park and dumpster dive behind bread
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humorous
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speaking style
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7402
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there's not a lot of places you can put those skills in the civilian world
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humorous
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speaking style
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7408
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and i'm watchin' and i'm waitin' like a eagle or like a no yeah like a eagle
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humorous
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speaking style
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7409
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and nobody nobody is gonna come between batman
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humorous
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speaking style
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7410
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they don't count on no dark knight with a stomach full of grocery store brand macaroni and cheese and cut up vienna sausages
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humorous
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speaking style
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7411
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firing weapons was cool driving and detonating expensive things was great
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serious
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speaking style
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7412
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i knew i wanted to give acting another shot because again this is me i thought all civilian problems are small compared to the military
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serious
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7414
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and for an organization like the military that prides itself on having acronyms for acronyms you can get lost in the sauce when it comes to explaining a collective experience
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serious
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7415
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but it's also a service
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serious
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7416
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jesse perez and matt johnson
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serious
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7424
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and his cheeks is but not with sweat
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serious
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speaking style
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7426
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they have electricity but the question is how many have washing machines i've done the scrutiny of market data and i've found that indeed the washing machine has penetrated below the air line and today there's an additional one billion people out there who live above the wash line
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humorous
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speaking style
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7427
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even the hardcore in the green movement use washing machines
|
humorous
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speaking style
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7428
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and now she was going to watch electricity do that work
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serious
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7430
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so it shows that we're really all in this together
|
humorous
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speaking style
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7431
|
they were responding to immediate concerns
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serious
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speaking style
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7432
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this is the sound of a dirty sock
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humorous
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speaking style
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7433
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it's full of different melodies
|
humorous
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speaking style
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7434
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it's just fabulous
|
humorous
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speaking style
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7435
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now i dress in a way that it sounds good
|
humorous
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speaking style
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7436
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so when i started to dream in color is when i felt that the software and my brain had united because in my dreams it was my brain creating electronic sounds
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serious
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7437
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i was able to differentiate all the degrees of the color wheel
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serious
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7438
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that's why two years ago i created the foundation which is a foundation that tries to help people become a tries to encourage people to extend their senses by using technology as part of the body
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serious
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7439
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thank you
|
serious
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7501
|
and he said this i came to realize
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humorous
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7502
|
it is crap
|
humorous
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7504
|
if you want to state your opinion without any opportunity for response or argument or or growth write a
|
humorous
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speaking style
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7505
|
we're sitting there having a conversation with someone and then we remember that time that we met hugh jackman in a coffee shop
|
humorous
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speaking style
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7506
|
people who brag about their are losers
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humorous
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speaking style
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7507
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and calvin coolidge said no man ever listened his way out of a job
|
humorous
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7508
|
you're just two people shouting out barely related sentences in the same place
|
humorous
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speaking style
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7509
|
again that means we're not listening to each other
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serious
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7510
|
i talk to people that i don't like
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serious
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7511
|
we've had them before
|
serious
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7512
|
and i don't mean just set down your cell phone or your tablet or your car keys or whatever is in your hand
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serious
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7513
|
you need to enter every conversation assuming that you have something to learn
|
serious
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7515
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were you angry yes i was very angry
|
serious
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speaking style
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7517
|
number eight stay out of the weeds
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serious
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7518
|
she won a pulitzer prize
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serious
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7519
|
thanks
|
serious
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7521
|
as grown in new york the fruit usually fails to develop properly in size and quality and is on the whole unsatisfactory
|
humorous
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7524
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now i know that many of you don't stop to think about diversity in agricultural systems and let's face it that's logical
|
serious
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7527
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it's nearly impossible to get paint to stick to the grease in an egg
|
humorous
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speaking style
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7529
|
it was about shadows
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serious
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7530
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they started suspecting that what we do on the morning and the afternoon it's on the news bbc
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humorous
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7531
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and he asked me do you know how to use this i said i have never seen it
|
humorous
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speaking style
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7532
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but what i've been doing when i was about i grew in my uncle's house
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serious
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speaking style
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7533
|
so i did it
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serious
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7561
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our cars are very quickly going to start driving themselves which means we're going to need fewer truck drivers
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serious
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7562
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you may not recognize me because i used to part my hair differently there
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humorous
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7564
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it's because well thousands of years ago people invented ideas they had ideas innovations technology and the stone age ended not because we ran out of stones
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humorous
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7565
|
it's great stuff
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serious
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7573
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which is a lot until you realize that percent of them are the same ones you had the day before
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humorous
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speaking style
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7574
|
my most popular don't eat that cookie
|
humorous
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speaking style
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7575
|
this is odd
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humorous
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speaking style
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7578
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and i always feel rather smug then
|
humorous
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speaking style
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7584
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when my son my youngest was born there was not as far as i was aware a single out gay woman in british public life
|
serious
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speaking style
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7590
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isn't that great wonderful i'm thrilled
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serious
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speaking style
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7592
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nothing
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serious
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7594
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the fact is this is not enough
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serious
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7596
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using this pointer made out of reflective markers i can point to where i want the quad to be in space a fixed distance away from me
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humorous
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7598
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similar to the diver and the it is only through repeated practice that the maneuver can be learned and executed to the highest standard
|
humorous
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speaking style
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7600
|
okay here goes
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humorous
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speaking style
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7601
|
on board are also a battery a computer various sensors and wireless radios
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serious
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7603
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we first captured the dynamics with a set of differential equations
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serious
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speaking style
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7605
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and that's why you don't need to model the glass
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serious
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7625
|
i found out later that they are uncomfortable but i admired it
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humorous
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7626
|
and they kill lions
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serious
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speaking style
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7633
|
you know research
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humorous
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7634
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and so together with ken at the media lab we created this new high resolution version that uses an array of to change from interactive to a touch input device to a phone
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humorous
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speaking style
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7635
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but as tools have become more and more complex we need more complex controls to control them
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serious
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7636
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and so that's what i've been doing at the mit media lab and now at stanford
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serious
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7638
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and i don't know about you but living inside of windows scares me
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