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7639
you could put your holographic tesla that you're shopping for or whatever model my legal team told me to put in right before the show
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and he pulls it towards himself and he looks down and he starts typing
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7641
and the more i thought of it the more i realized it was clearly not the digital information that was the bad guy here it was simply the display position that was separating me from my friend and that was binding those kids together
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7642
i actually think that being a girl is so powerful that we've had to train everyone not to be that
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7643
and they were all alone and i thought this is the secret life of men
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7645
i know that one kiss could take away all my decision making ability
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7646
and i want to call it the girl cell
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7647
and then let's think how compassion informs wisdom and that vulnerability is our greatest strength and that emotions have inherent logic which lead to radical appropriate saving action
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7649
in the congo for those of you who don't know there has been a war raging for the last years a war that has killed nearly six million people
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7651
i think it's been a weird years
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7652
and he just sobered up immediately and he stuck out his hand put a hand on my shoulder and in a real earnest very nice voice he was like i hope you make it someday
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7654
it doesn't matter if you're a newspaper or an institution or an independent creator
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7655
art used to be completely ephemeral so if you missed the symphony you just didn't get to hear the orchestra
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7656
it was not a compliment
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7658
he told me that people were saying that my novel was feminist and his advice to me and he was shaking his head sadly as he spoke was that i should never call myself a feminist because feminists are women who are unhappy because they cannot find husbands
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7659
at some point i was a happy african feminist who does not hate men and who likes lip gloss and who wears high heels for herself but not for men
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7661
she had forgotten to make that clear earlier because she assumed it was
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7663
at least not yet
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7664
of course there are many exceptions
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7666
now take my dear friend louis for example
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7667
i thought about naming the hotel but i thought i probably shouldn't
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7668
gender matters everywhere in the world but i want to focus on nigeria and on africa in general because it is where i know and because it is where my heart is
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7669
we teach boys to be afraid of weakness of vulnerability
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7670
we teach girls shame
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7671
had i then the confidence that i have now to be myself my students would have benefited even more from my teaching because i would have been more comfortable and more fully and more truly myself
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7675
i am a feminist
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7676
she could come to work in her pajamas and nobody would care
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7677
we will open the museum in a few days and i welcome all of you to get on qatar airways and come and join us
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7684
there was a period of time when my wife her name is tammie and i we just got real busy and whip bam boom kendall and jay
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7685
there ain't no first time
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7687
just go on go on in your room
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7688
this was the first time a prime minister of india was given a parking ticket
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7689
they belonged to boys
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7694
it was my mom
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7699
now the reveal moment the subject is this person
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7701
this is the miracle of life
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7702
but it took us more than years to finally poke inside a human cell take out this crystal it and read it for the first time
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7705
for the rest we are all absolutely identical
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7706
it's no wonder you know we have criminals
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7707
these are some of my kids with a salad bar
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7710
harvard was wrong big time
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7711
and so what you've seen today is less than a fraction of one percent of what is in here and in the ted lab we have a tour that was created by a six named benjamin that will knock your socks off
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7712
but until now our view of the universe has been disconnected and fragmented and i think that many of the marvelous stories that nature has to tell us have fallen through the cracks
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7713
and in telling stories each of us is going to understand the universe in our own way
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7714
it's still early but i think we've picked up on the scent of something we're following
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7715
a trillion
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7717
here's what he wrote in starting that out
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7727
what's this about well my graph has numbers on it
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7728
but we don't every minute together that's for sure
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7734
yeah in we read an article about diseases killing so many kids around the world and we kept saying to ourselves well that can't be
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7735
and so we picked those two things and everything the foundation does is focused there
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7737
melinda you're roman catholic and you've often been embroiled in controversy over this issue and on the abortion question on both sides really
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7751
uh oh
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7753
the us election matters a lot on that one too
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7754
look i do think we have to recognize my fellow campers that when you are being chased by the bear in the global context you need not outrun the bear you need to only outrun your fellow campers
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7756
that's what wanted to talk about
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7757
the doesn't work the all of our friends that's history
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7759
we produce all that right here in the united states
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7760
this is a woman in an electric wheelchair chasing a duck in circles on the road
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7762
thank you
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7763
now today i'm going to talk to you a little bit about the difference between patching around the problem with driver assistance systems and actually having fully self driving cars and what they can do for the world
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7765
so if you take the average commute time in america which is about minutes you multiply that by the million workers we have that turns out to be about six billion minutes wasted in commuting every day
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7776
our lives were one part cuckoo's nest one part and one part a beautiful mind
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7779
these people don't mind that i once worked as a singing waitress to help pay for college
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7783
this guy's parents give him up for adoption
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7841
i was a very very serious child
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7843
and this reflects the extraordinary strength of the emerging indian middle class and the power that their mobile phones bring
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7844
the first two letters of the word that's all that made it through an l and an o and then a buffer overflow crashed the system
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7847
because it's not failure itself that constrains us
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7848
i'd flunked out of college not once but twice and maybe even a third time that i'm not going to tell you about
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7849
so i'm on the right stage
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7852
or a person who fits in badly
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7853
the short story was about my life as a competitive swimmer and about my home life and a little bit about how grief and loss can make you insane
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7874
they can swell enormously when you add water to them an experiment done by millions of kids every day
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7876
so it's probably better to fall into tibet because you'll live longer
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7879
there's only one third as much oxygen at the summit as there is at sea level
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7880
not much has changed by the way
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7882
now in the course of time we've come to realize that different parts of the brain do different things
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7888
a little bit of seafood and some and the picture actually tastes exactly like the dish
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7890
so when you're looking at this thing in the dining room you have this sensation that this is actually a plate of nachos and it's not really until you begin tasting it that you realize this is a dessert and it's just kind of like a mind ripper
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7891
can we take what the cow eats remove the cow and then make some hamburgers out of that and basically the reaction tends to be kind of like this
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7892
let's charge them a boatload of cash for this and see what they think
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7893
and after about the ten thousandth request for a maki roll we decided to give the people what they wanted
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7894
what i see is a cow about to eat something delicious
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7895
so replicating food taking it into that next level is where we're going
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7896
let's just stop and think about the economic benefits of something like that
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7898
i have spent too much time in california and i strongly feel that weather should be optional
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7899
i see everybody from the pacific northwest is like i have some suggestions for you
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7901
now nothing sees more clouds than a satellite not even a british person
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7902
on earth we have whiskey
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7903
i mean even i could put up with a few more cloudy days if clouds saved the planet
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7904
we know it's going to get hot but we don't know exactly how hot it's going to get
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7906
for example different climate models are largely able to capture the warming that we've seen so far
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7907
and that is because just like me computers hate clouds
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7909
i can make a really great box
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7911
or we decide that we're going to prevent dementia and it will never happen to us because we're going to do everything right and it won't come and get us
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7920
once i was physically occupying the space that would ultimately give way to my childhood aspirations i anticipated a smooth glide to the
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7921
beyond the physical landscape of our planet some of the most famous celestial images are of intersections
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7923
suddenly we're almost longing for him to return
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so the answer is yes
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