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7928
you all know what the likelihood is of pulling the ace of spades or of flipping a heads
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7930
now before we get started this is great
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7932
in order to teach you this game i'm going to need some volunteers to come up onstage really quickly and we're going to do a little hands on demo
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7933
there are a billion gamers on the planet now so we need more of a challenge
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7934
now california's considering similar legislation and this would make sure that the autonomous car is not one of those things that has to stay in vegas
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7935
it's another one of those categories where maybe there's not a lot of competition
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7937
now if you're like me and the other percent of the population who know that we are above average drivers you understand that's a very high bar
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7938
and we discovered their human counterparts are amazing
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7939
you put them in a new car and after a few laps they've found the fastest line in that car and they're off to the races
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7940
i can love my wife
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7941
whereas my wife she calls me the star of her life
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7943
nothing could be less materialistic or more sentimental than a teenager buying brand new jeans and tearing them at the knees because he wants to please jennifer
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7944
think about the young woman who must remain chaste before marriage
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7946
we can also imagine a chemical treatment for breakups that weakens the feelings of attachment
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7949
the trick here is my brother would become an experimental poet not a businessman but the intention was really good
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7951
growing up is about aiming to succeed wildly and being fulfilled by failing really well
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7952
one of them was i used to lie on the kitchen floor of my childhood home and i would suck the thumb of my left hand and hold my mom's cold toes with my right hand
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7956
but for me so is immigration
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7957
but we also have a straightforward political impact
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7959
and it turns out they are medical students on their way to a lecture about the latest techniques and he's the guy giving the lecture
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7960
they kind of have this vault where they're stored in high and george lucas did all the sound effects
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7961
and one night i'm riding the uptown local train
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7963
thank you
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7964
he looked me in the face and he said take off your shoe and give me your machete
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7965
this guy decided he would go down to the amazon and give it a whirl or give it a lick and he did and he wrote my blood pressure went through the roof i lost full control of my bodily functions i passed out in a heap i woke up in a hammock six hours later felt like god for two days
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7966
and if it looks like this picture is out of focus because it was taken in a hurry here's why
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7967
now four years ago i injured my foot in a climbing accident and i went to the doctor
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7969
they're painful they're expensive and they're probably not good for your heart it's a heavy metal
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7981
if you compare how did against how john kerry had done four years earlier democrats really like seeing this transition here where almost every state becomes bluer becomes more democratic even states lost like out west those states became more blue
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7983
let me try to take this one step further
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7984
now i would attempt to square a five digit number and i can but unfortunately most calculators cannot
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7986
what i'd like each of you to do is to call out for me any six of your seven digits any six of them in any order you'd like
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7987
ok any six of them
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7989
it goes as far back into the past as because you never know
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7991
ab and it was cloudy
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7992
i know as a magician we're not supposed to reveal our secrets but i'm not too afraid that people are going to start doing my show next week so i think we're ok
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7993
now let me recap
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7997
i don't want you to think you're seeing something out of rain man
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7998
sorry
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8003
there is something called the square of a number which most of you know is taking a number and multiplying it by itself
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8009
oh yours does i can probably do it
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8011
you have a seven digit number call out any six of them please
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8017
five
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8024
my favorite is the middle one the player nose hair trimmer and torch
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8025
work we are blessed as carl was pointing out with the technology that enables us to work every minute of every day from any place on the planet except the randolph hotel
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8028
here's another example
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8029
and after i recovered i said i want the kind that used to be the only kind
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8032
the secret to happiness this is what you all came for the secret to happiness is low expectations
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8034
the reason for this is both that freedom is in and of itself good valuable worthwhile essential to being human
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8035
this is my supermarket
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8036
you've got to admit that's a lot of choice
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8037
so in other aspects of life that are much more significant than buying things the same explosion of choice is true
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8044
the title is observations of in utero masturbation
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8045
i think the most curious one that i came across was a case report of a woman who had an orgasm every time she brushed her teeth
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8046
and the amazing thing to me is that you would think this woman would have excellent oral hygiene
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8047
it's so sad
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8048
now this is the part of the nervous system that deals with the things that we don't consciously control like digestion heart rate and sexual arousal
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8052
so i just said well if that's the case then i'd like to leave
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8053
no one in my family ever had joined the military at all and how i first got introduced to the military was when i was years old and i got sent away to military school because my mother had been threatening me with this idea of military school ever since i was eight years old
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8057
don't bathe
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8062
this was reinforced by the political climate of the time
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8063
being a coward was not an insult
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8065
and they wouldn't let the other half out to go look for the first half because they were afraid they wouldn't come back
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8066
it's very difficult to figure out what that ad is for
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8067
by the way this is the beginning of the asbestos lawsuit
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8069
now not all these things were highly successful
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8070
this came in like six different colors
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8072
and you'd run a long cord into the house where you could screw it into your light socket
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8073
and they couldn't yank the cord out because it was screwed into a light socket inside the house
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8075
so we really haven't progressed that much since
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8076
and you know we think it's getting better but have you tried to install
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8077
s in computer science this process has brought them to tears absolute tears
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8078
my mom hates this picture
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8079
and so i think the tempting analogy for the boom bust that we just went through with the internet is a gold rush
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8080
it's a big deal
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8082
many have more
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8083
people on the east coast in when they first started to get the news they thought ah this isn't real
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8085
they loaded up their mules and their horses
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8086
the inhumanity which this trail has been witness to the heartbreak and suffering which so many have undergone cannot be imagined
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8088
and that was of course the very common story
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8089
it's not a specific thing
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8090
so the light bulb is what wired the world
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8091
this is work going on down in lower manhattan where they built some of the first electric power generating stations
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8093
they wired them for lighting
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8094
and i will do during those days whatever it is i was going to do if i had received that piece of news
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8095
make sure we are the bride you thought we were and not all the bullshit we put into our own ads
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8096
department and thankfully one of them has retired
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8098
so our board had two seats open with the same voting rights for the first two people who showed up
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8099
keep that to yourself
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8100
when you think and you say now is the time to give back well if you're giving back you took too much
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8103
one it freed our five kids from following in our steps our shadow they don't know what i do
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8104
and i'm not going to take them somewhere and say one day all of this will be yours
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8105
it's what i'd like to call my empty bucket list
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8106
so ricardo you're kind of crazy
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8107
so this is the problem
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8108
and you start thinking about what you would do with this time
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8109
the opposite of work is idleness
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8110
we looked at it and we said let's devolve to these people let's give these people a company where we take away all the boarding school aspects of this is when you arrive this is how you dress this is how you go to meetings this is what you say this is what you don't say and let's see what's left
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8111
and the average age of the first people who adhered were of course
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8118
so we need a thread in school that talks about everything we don't know
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