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8911
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we have charted our love for our child over time
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8912
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but we like to joke in the first few months of all of our children's lives this is uncle rufus
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humorous
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speaking style
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8916
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sex begets babies
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serious
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8917
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and of course they're not always crying and screaming but with three boys there's a decent probability that at least one of them will not be himself exactly as he should
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serious
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8919
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and i was there with my arms open
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serious
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speaking style
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8932
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you sent me to that place on washington street yesterday and now i'm covered in poison ivy
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humorous
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8933
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and there's two of me
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humorous
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8934
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this experience changed our lives and now we're trying to change the experience
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serious
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speaking style
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8936
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we found pastor bob and offered to give the response some infrastructure
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serious
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8938
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most people have
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humorous
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8939
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freedom if you're from new hampshire
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humorous
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speaking style
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8940
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and you might think well how can that be i mean a virus is you know it's stuff what's a made of yesterday was talking about viral telecommunications but what's a virus a virus is a string of nucleic acid with attitude
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humorous
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8941
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well it's not so surprising that they've gone extinct
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humorous
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8944
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there's nothing in it for the ant
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serious
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speaking style
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8945
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it's a little brain worm
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serious
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8949
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that's okay
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serious
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speaking style
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8952
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and then there was this mister splashy pants
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humorous
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8953
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well that got us a little angry so we changed it to fightin' splashy
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humorous
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speaking style
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8954
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people were putting up signs in the real world about this whale
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humorous
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speaking style
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8955
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everyone wants to hear their news anchor say mister splashy pants
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humorous
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speaking style
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8956
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mission accomplished greenpeace was thrilled the whales were happy that's a quote
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humorous
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speaking style
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8958
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this isn't about itself it's actually about humpback whales
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serious
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speaking style
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8959
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we got behind it ourselves we changed our logo for the day from the alien to splashy to help the cause
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serious
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speaking style
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8960
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this is that great big secret
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serious
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speaking style
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8961
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and the cost of is so cheap you might as well
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serious
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speaking style
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8962
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it's like santa claus without the seasonal restrictions
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humorous
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speaking style
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8963
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she could care less that these two women were signing posters and coloring books as snow queen and princess ana with one n to avoid copyright lawsuits
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humorous
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speaking style
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8965
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and as we walk in it is a scene i can only describe you as saying it looked like norway threw up
|
humorous
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speaking style
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8966
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and let's be honest at that point i was pretty excited too
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humorous
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speaking style
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8972
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she never made eye contact with me
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serious
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speaking style
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8973
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it doesn't matter to me
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serious
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speaking style
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8974
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if you do not see that struggle that is unique to my human experience because i am gay then you don't see me
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serious
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speaking style
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8975
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we are complex individuals swirls of contradiction
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serious
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speaking style
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8978
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and soon they were all dancing this joyous exuberant dance right there on their lawn
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humorous
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speaking style
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8981
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they're open these festivals because like in minto they understand that the dialogue between the local and the global is essential
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serious
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speaking style
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8982
|
i saw their amazing show in new york at the staten island ferry terminal at rush hour
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serious
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speaking style
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8988
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these are q tips stuck to my roommate with wig glue
|
humorous
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speaking style
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8990
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and i became obsessed with this idea of blurring the perimeter of the body so you couldn't see where the skin ended and the near environment started
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serious
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speaking style
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8993
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this one is called on donating my brain to science
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humorous
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speaking style
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9000
|
i've got something to show you
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humorous
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9001
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and anyway italy won at the end
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humorous
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speaking style
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9002
|
yeah
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humorous
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speaking style
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9003
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now today if you want to win the race actually you need also something like this something that monitors the car in real time has a few thousand sensors collecting information from the car transmitting this information into the system and then processing it and using it in order to go back to the car with decisions and changing things in real time as information is collected
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serious
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speaking style
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9004
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if we fix cities actually it's a big deal
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serious
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speaking style
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9005
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well our objects our environment is starting to talk back to us
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serious
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speaking style
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9006
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maybe a pure form a single form of emanation that you could imagine would be all dome and everything we kept making was looking too much like an egg
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9007
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you can imagine also that movement within a circle could mean movement and stillness like the cosmos something you see in many places
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humorous
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speaking style
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9008
|
i could see it and i remember thinking wow
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serious
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speaking style
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9009
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so in there was an open call for designs for the temple for south america
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serious
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speaking style
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9010
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this was the worst month of my life
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humorous
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speaking style
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9013
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as i say in my book i'm jewish in the same way the olive garden is italian
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humorous
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speaking style
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9014
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as you can imagine i spent a lot of time at airport security
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humorous
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speaking style
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9015
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so i wanted to follow that rule
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humorous
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speaking style
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9016
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and perhaps the clearest example of this is stoning adulterers
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9018
|
i did spend some time shepherding
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9019
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so whatever you think of creationism and i think it's crazy they did a great job
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9020
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i'm very proud because i think i'm the only person in america to out bible talk a jehovah's witness
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9021
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that's how i hailed taxicabs
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humorous
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speaking style
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9022
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so they answered my emails
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serious
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speaking style
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9023
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the second reason i undertook this is because i'm concerned about the rise of fundamentalism religious fundamentalism and people who say they take the bible literally which is according to some polls as high as or percent of america
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serious
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speaking style
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9024
|
then i went down and i read several versions and i wrote down every single law that i could find
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serious
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speaking style
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9025
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but it was really interesting because i was able to make some progress because i couldn't believe how much my behavior changed my thoughts
|
serious
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9027
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and these are the ultimate
|
serious
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9028
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it's a remarkable thing
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serious
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9029
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so this idea of sacredness whether or not there is a god
|
serious
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speaking style
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9030
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that's how they printed them in the old bibles
|
serious
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speaking style
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9031
|
also thou shalt not disregard the irrational
|
serious
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speaking style
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9033
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and i failed miserably
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serious
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speaking style
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9035
|
okay
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humorous
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speaking style
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9036
|
that is share your lunch
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9037
|
it's a handy dandy quote from hippocrates of the hippocratic oath that says the greater part of the soul lays outside the body treatment of the inner requires treatment of the outer
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serious
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speaking style
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9039
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but of course affords greater throughput fewer accidents and an interesting model of social movement
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serious
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speaking style
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9048
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i don't know if you know albert but if you go to it says that he's the fourth most important psychologist in history you know like freud skinner somebody and
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humorous
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speaking style
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9049
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and this is what he came up with
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humorous
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speaking style
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9052
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i survived just so you know
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9053
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that doesn't look anything like a horse
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serious
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speaking style
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9054
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and i see that opting out that happens in childhood and it moves in and becomes more ingrained even by the time you get to adult life
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serious
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speaking style
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9055
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and we talked about snakes i don't know why we talked about snakes and fear of snakes as a phobia
|
serious
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speaking style
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9056
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and he'd get them comfortable with that
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serious
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speaking style
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9058
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but first i have a new invention here
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9059
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i found out that salt lake city and san francisco were different
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9060
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don't jump to conclusions now on how to behave tonight and so on
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9061
|
now you can see united states in had a very low percentage infected but due to the big population still a sizable bubble
|
serious
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speaking style
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9062
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look india got many infected but had a low level
|
serious
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speaking style
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9063
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it means to million people the whole of california every person that's more or less what we have today in the world
|
serious
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speaking style
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9065
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and if any of you have ever driven on an italian highway you'll have a pretty good idea of how fast i was going
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9066
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but i've also over the last year or so got in touch with my inner tortoise
|
humorous
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9067
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and even things that are by their very nature slow we try and speed them up too
|
serious
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speaking style
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9069
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and this went on for some time until i caught myself scanning a newspaper article with tips for fast people
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serious
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speaking style
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9074
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episodes on sunday paralyzed with fear at coming to talk to you
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humorous
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9076
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you know i looked at the map i picked out sites i figured no problem
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9077
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but the reason i like to show the shot is because you can see that he's about to solve this problem
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9078
|
and here's a shot of me this is the before shot of me
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9081
|
this was absolutely key for us
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serious
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speaking style
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9082
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so we're going to immerse ourselves in the percent of the planet because you know it's really naive to think that the easter bunny put all the resources on the continents
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9083
|
the pilot made this great observation that's hot
|
humorous
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9084
|
three hours of bottom time average distance traveled one mile
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humorous
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9086
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it's in noaa the national oceanic and atmospheric administration
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serious
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9088
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i'm going to make it right now in case i forget
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serious
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9089
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in today's context it was a bunch of crap but it was the law of geology vertical tectonics
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