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8911
we have charted our love for our child over time
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8912
but we like to joke in the first few months of all of our children's lives this is uncle rufus
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8916
sex begets babies
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8917
and of course they're not always crying and screaming but with three boys there's a decent probability that at least one of them will not be himself exactly as he should
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8919
and i was there with my arms open
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8932
you sent me to that place on washington street yesterday and now i'm covered in poison ivy
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8933
and there's two of me
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8934
this experience changed our lives and now we're trying to change the experience
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8936
we found pastor bob and offered to give the response some infrastructure
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8938
most people have
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8939
freedom if you're from new hampshire
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8940
and you might think well how can that be i mean a virus is you know it's stuff what's a made of yesterday was talking about viral telecommunications but what's a virus a virus is a string of nucleic acid with attitude
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8941
well it's not so surprising that they've gone extinct
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8944
there's nothing in it for the ant
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8945
it's a little brain worm
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8949
that's okay
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8952
and then there was this mister splashy pants
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8953
well that got us a little angry so we changed it to fightin' splashy
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8954
people were putting up signs in the real world about this whale
humorous
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8955
everyone wants to hear their news anchor say mister splashy pants
humorous
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8956
mission accomplished greenpeace was thrilled the whales were happy that's a quote
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8958
this isn't about itself it's actually about humpback whales
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8959
we got behind it ourselves we changed our logo for the day from the alien to splashy to help the cause
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8960
this is that great big secret
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8961
and the cost of is so cheap you might as well
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8962
it's like santa claus without the seasonal restrictions
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8963
she could care less that these two women were signing posters and coloring books as snow queen and princess ana with one n to avoid copyright lawsuits
humorous
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8965
and as we walk in it is a scene i can only describe you as saying it looked like norway threw up
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8966
and let's be honest at that point i was pretty excited too
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8972
she never made eye contact with me
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8973
it doesn't matter to me
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8974
if you do not see that struggle that is unique to my human experience because i am gay then you don't see me
serious
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8975
we are complex individuals swirls of contradiction
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8978
and soon they were all dancing this joyous exuberant dance right there on their lawn
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8981
they're open these festivals because like in minto they understand that the dialogue between the local and the global is essential
serious
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8982
i saw their amazing show in new york at the staten island ferry terminal at rush hour
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8988
these are q tips stuck to my roommate with wig glue
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8990
and i became obsessed with this idea of blurring the perimeter of the body so you couldn't see where the skin ended and the near environment started
serious
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8993
this one is called on donating my brain to science
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9000
i've got something to show you
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9001
and anyway italy won at the end
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9002
yeah
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9003
now today if you want to win the race actually you need also something like this something that monitors the car in real time has a few thousand sensors collecting information from the car transmitting this information into the system and then processing it and using it in order to go back to the car with decisions and changing things in real time as information is collected
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9004
if we fix cities actually it's a big deal
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9005
well our objects our environment is starting to talk back to us
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9006
maybe a pure form a single form of emanation that you could imagine would be all dome and everything we kept making was looking too much like an egg
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9007
you can imagine also that movement within a circle could mean movement and stillness like the cosmos something you see in many places
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9008
i could see it and i remember thinking wow
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9009
so in there was an open call for designs for the temple for south america
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9010
this was the worst month of my life
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9013
as i say in my book i'm jewish in the same way the olive garden is italian
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9014
as you can imagine i spent a lot of time at airport security
humorous
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9015
so i wanted to follow that rule
humorous
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9016
and perhaps the clearest example of this is stoning adulterers
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9018
i did spend some time shepherding
humorous
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9019
so whatever you think of creationism and i think it's crazy they did a great job
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9020
i'm very proud because i think i'm the only person in america to out bible talk a jehovah's witness
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9021
that's how i hailed taxicabs
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9022
so they answered my emails
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9023
the second reason i undertook this is because i'm concerned about the rise of fundamentalism religious fundamentalism and people who say they take the bible literally which is according to some polls as high as or percent of america
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9024
then i went down and i read several versions and i wrote down every single law that i could find
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9025
but it was really interesting because i was able to make some progress because i couldn't believe how much my behavior changed my thoughts
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9027
and these are the ultimate
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9028
it's a remarkable thing
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9029
so this idea of sacredness whether or not there is a god
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9030
that's how they printed them in the old bibles
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9031
also thou shalt not disregard the irrational
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9033
and i failed miserably
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9035
okay
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9036
that is share your lunch
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9037
it's a handy dandy quote from hippocrates of the hippocratic oath that says the greater part of the soul lays outside the body treatment of the inner requires treatment of the outer
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9039
but of course affords greater throughput fewer accidents and an interesting model of social movement
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9048
i don't know if you know albert but if you go to it says that he's the fourth most important psychologist in history you know like freud skinner somebody and
humorous
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9049
and this is what he came up with
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9052
i survived just so you know
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9053
that doesn't look anything like a horse
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9054
and i see that opting out that happens in childhood and it moves in and becomes more ingrained even by the time you get to adult life
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9055
and we talked about snakes i don't know why we talked about snakes and fear of snakes as a phobia
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9056
and he'd get them comfortable with that
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9058
but first i have a new invention here
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9059
i found out that salt lake city and san francisco were different
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9060
don't jump to conclusions now on how to behave tonight and so on
humorous
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9061
now you can see united states in had a very low percentage infected but due to the big population still a sizable bubble
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9062
look india got many infected but had a low level
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9063
it means to million people the whole of california every person that's more or less what we have today in the world
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9065
and if any of you have ever driven on an italian highway you'll have a pretty good idea of how fast i was going
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9066
but i've also over the last year or so got in touch with my inner tortoise
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9067
and even things that are by their very nature slow we try and speed them up too
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9069
and this went on for some time until i caught myself scanning a newspaper article with tips for fast people
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9074
episodes on sunday paralyzed with fear at coming to talk to you
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9076
you know i looked at the map i picked out sites i figured no problem
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9077
but the reason i like to show the shot is because you can see that he's about to solve this problem
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9078
and here's a shot of me this is the before shot of me
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9081
this was absolutely key for us
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9082
so we're going to immerse ourselves in the percent of the planet because you know it's really naive to think that the easter bunny put all the resources on the continents
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9083
the pilot made this great observation that's hot
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9084
three hours of bottom time average distance traveled one mile
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9086
it's in noaa the national oceanic and atmospheric administration
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9088
i'm going to make it right now in case i forget
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9089
in today's context it was a bunch of crap but it was the law of geology vertical tectonics
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