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8463
we went through an iterative process of producing better and better models
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we don't need any of that
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in fact i liked it so much that instead of making my own project i sent my mom links to about a dozen of these projects
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8471
so over the last several years kids around the world ages and up have shared their projects and i thought i wonder if of those three million projects whether anyone else has thought to put up mother's day cards
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8475
you should too
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8477
at first living in the van was great
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8478
or i'd make eye contact with everyone that was really creepy that didn't work at all
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8482
he would say you're right between horse and squirrel john
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8486
that was a big deal that was important
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8489
it's how you cover it that matters
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8491
now in design terms a wheelchair is a very difficult object
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8496
just type over it
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8497
nobody ever sits down and tells you this is how it works
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8498
hold down the shift key to scroll back up again
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8501
have a great day
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8502
and i'm not even talking about the american presidential race
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make sure you pay attention to them
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8504
the other third didn't lie or perhaps forgot or you're lying to me about your lying which is very very devious
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8505
i used a stamp to defend canada's borders
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8506
anybody ever written on my way then you've also lied
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8507
and let's put aside the nigerian prince who's emailed you about getting the million out of the country
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8508
i'm sure you all have friends that have used online dating
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8509
in fact they lied about their height about nine tenths of an inch what we say in the lab as strong rounding up
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8510
you dominated the first group
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8511
you believed in your principles
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8512
let me tell you a little bit about a couple of new deceptions we've been tracking and documenting
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8513
you just didn't want to respond to that person that time
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8514
but they're very special
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8515
now the sock puppet on the other hand is a totally different animal
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8516
my favorite by jones is whatever else it might do it will touch your soul
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8517
chinese water army refers to thousands of people in china that are paid small amounts of money to produce content
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8540
as for me disillusioned by the failed religion of my youth i went to america and became a berkeley hippie
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but before we get there we're engaged in a struggle between good and evil
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8544
bush remember him this is not a put down
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8545
when i was growing up i was told a story that explained all i ever needed to know about humanity
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8546
that of course was the meta narrative distilled from the theories of karl marx
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8549
adaptability meritocracy and legitimacy are the three defining characteristics of china's one party system
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8570
we grew up playing and used to dance together right yeah
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8571
that's how we met
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8575
i'm one of brothers and sisters from lakefield ontario an hour and a half northeast of toronto and we grew up on a farm
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8576
it became the only piano in the region and mom said she could basically play as soon as the piano arrived she could play it because she had learned all these rhythms
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8578
now became so successful in selling cars that soon she moved on to selling airplanes
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8579
and now i need to choose a sperm donor
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8580
now together with this we also have a belief in endless progress
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8583
her hebrew was not good and she later confessed that she thought that i had come to install the internet
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8584
i then rounded the very bend where his blue truck heavy with four tons of floor tiles had borne down with great speed onto the back left corner of the minibus where i sat
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but second we have accidentally made it so that millions of workers around the world have unbelievably boring working lives
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8593
here robot process this painfully idiotic report
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8595
but on monday they're back to being junior specialist and systems analyst
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8596
we saw technology people being designers marketing people being architects and even finance people showing off their ability to write jokes
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8598
but if our politicians can't agree on things like health care or even school lunches i just don't see a path where they'll find consensus on something as big and as expensive as universal basic life income
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the rate of change today suggests that we may only have or years to adjust and if we don't react fast enough that means by the time today's elementary school students are college aged we could be living in a world that's robotic largely unemployed and stuck in kind of un great depression
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and it's not just because you know we are the one building the robots
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8602
in the second group's scenario the walls are alive and actually give a group hug
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8608
that really involves designing behaviors and personality into products
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now that is foreplay
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8611
million car collisions a year
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i was on bowman lake in glacier national park which is a long skinny lake with sort of mountains upside down in it and my partner and i have a rowing shell
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or and this is the fun part for me we want you to take us out into the natural world
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but i was legally permitted
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but you know this is how forest research in canada goes
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and she started to chase me and i had my syringes above my head and i was the mosquitos and i jumped into the truck and i thought this is why people do lab studies
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it probably reminds you of our own social communities and our families well at least some families
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how do i know this here's my story
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grandpa taught me about the quiet and cohesive ways of the woods and how my family was knit into it
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so i went back to school and i studied my other world
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8623
i went to my first bag with the birch
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she's the self declared mayor of village population eight
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i just wanted to get the job done and get out of there fast
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i'm also the first time here and
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8627
plays the notes a b e g and g that comes from the last name of one of schumann's female friends
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so if i'm trying to do homework and i don't feel like it i'll try to draw or you know waste my time
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it has a child running through a field or something like that
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it has a space where you could have a bar mitzvah at the top
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8635
and so what we also felt was that whatever we did we couldn't do a cheesy for britain
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8636
this is the only project that we've done where the finished thing looked more like a rendering than our renderings
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8637
children one two three go
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8640
this is a shop for a bag company
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8641
and just very quickly something we've been working on very recently is we were commissioned by the mayor of london to design a new bus that gave the passenger their freedom again
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8642
and so we've been very lucky to have a chance to work
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8643
and openings seemed everyone loves opening bridges but it's quite a basic thing
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8644
it's just steel and timber
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and what we found this area is one of the poorest parts of britain
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8649
you alter your looks and i'm told that not all of those alterations take place for medical reasons
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8650
because this is the ultimate
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8651
so this is the iron hand that belonged to one of the german counts
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and if you can do that then you can begin changing fundamental aspects of humanity
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8655
you can have hearing in degrees
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8657
i don't have to check it
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8658
but this one it has a breath and a heartbeat and it feels very organic
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8659
oh now missed call a new call new girlfriend maybe very exciting
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8660
it's rich it tastes good it feels good it smells good
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8661
as humans we are sensitive to where an object in our hand is heavy
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8662
another thing it's good for is navigation
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8665
we ride our bikes to the grocery store
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8666
think about it
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not only was i not moving a muscle i had no social interaction with the hundreds of thousands of people that were hurtling past me like me with their eyes faced forward and their music blaring
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but there we were and it was kind of weird but it was really really powerful
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8679
she said please sing for me
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i'll just stop here
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