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10177
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now imagine someone as twisted as me trying to build a house
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humorous
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10179
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and so this is framing lumber composite materials and it's kind of hard to get the embodied energy out of that but it can be a sustainable resource if you use certified lumber
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serious
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speaking style
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10180
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when it comes time to if you use it's about a quarter of the embodied energy of standard
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serious
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speaking style
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10183
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i call this the alpha piece
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serious
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speaking style
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10184
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he knew before he arrived that the foundation was going to be live streaming his event but what he didn't know until he turned up was that they'd erected a giant screen feed right next to his head
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humorous
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speaking style
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10187
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so justine chuckled to herself and pressed send and got no replies and felt that sad feeling that we all feel when the internet doesn't congratulate us for being funny
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humorous
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speaking style
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10188
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you are the worldwide number one trending topic on
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humorous
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speaking style
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10190
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and one internet economist told me that that meant that made somewhere between dollars and dollars from annihilation whereas those of us doing the actual shaming we got nothing
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humorous
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speaking style
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10191
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it didn't go down that well with some people
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humorous
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speaking style
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10192
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we could hit them with a weapon that we understood but they didn't a social media shaming
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serious
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speaking style
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10193
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let me tell you a story
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serious
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speaking style
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10196
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you know another woman on that night a new statesman writer helen lewis she reviewed my book on public shaming and wrote that she that night i'm not sure that her joke was intended to be racist and she said straightaway she got a fury of saying well you're just a privileged bitch too
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serious
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speaking style
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10197
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justine was really uniting a lot of disparate groups that night from philanthropists to rape the bitch
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serious
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speaking style
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10198
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employee in question currently unreachable on an flight
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serious
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speaking style
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10199
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we knew something that justine didn't
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serious
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speaking style
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10200
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and i would try and crack these jokes but she caught on to me really quickly and whenever i tried to make a joke she would look at me and say that is actually really sad
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humorous
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speaking style
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10201
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i loved her but with the ferocity that a child has sometimes before she understands that love also requires letting go
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serious
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speaking style
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10208
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and i was reminded how utterly wrong i am so much of the time
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humorous
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speaking style
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10212
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you know aristotle says a tragedy is that moment when the hero comes face to face with his true identity
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humorous
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speaking style
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10213
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and i'm standing there with two testicles on my chin
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humorous
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speaking style
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10215
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and i talk to him
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humorous
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speaking style
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10218
|
and he points out there
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humorous
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speaking style
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10219
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my responsibility is to get you home rich
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humorous
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speaking style
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10220
|
good grief not to this crowd
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humorous
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speaking style
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10222
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i'm an apprentice and i work with the people who do the jobs in question
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serious
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speaking style
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10224
|
albert is the shepherd in question
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serious
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speaking style
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10228
|
literally the transition from ignorance to knowledge is
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serious
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speaking style
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10231
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people with dirty jobs are happier than you think
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serious
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speaking style
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10233
|
he didn't follow his passion
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serious
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speaking style
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10234
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so i started to look at passion i started to look at efficiency vs
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serious
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speaking style
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10239
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you know our tools today don't look like shovels and picks
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serious
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speaking style
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10241
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they're two sides of the same coin just like innovation and imitation like risk and responsibility like and like that poor little lamb who i hope isn't quivering anymore and like my time that's gone
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serious
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speaking style
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10246
|
hey we live in a very noxious world
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humorous
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speaking style
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10247
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step back give your mother a break okay
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humorous
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speaking style
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10248
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without them humanity cannot survive
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serious
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speaking style
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10249
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and i walked up to the bedside of an old woman who was breathing very rapidly fragile obviously in the latter phase of active dying
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serious
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speaking style
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10250
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that would be an olympic event turn a squirrel loose whoever catches it gets a gold medal
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humorous
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speaking style
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10252
|
the uterus would literally fall out of the body
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humorous
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speaking style
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10254
|
well emily baer runners she finishes in eighth place in the top even though she stopped at all the aid stations to breastfeed her baby during the race
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humorous
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speaking style
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10256
|
i'm not ready
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humorous
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speaking style
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10259
|
come with us
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serious
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speaking style
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10260
|
go
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serious
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speaking style
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10261
|
when you have two in one organism it's not a coincidence
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serious
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speaking style
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10262
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when the arrived in north america you had two choices you either fight back and engage or you could take off
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serious
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speaking style
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10266
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and in the words of malcolm gladwell crack cocaine was the extra chunky version of tomato sauce for the inner city
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10267
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now was lucky he was such a freak and that clipboard probably saved his life because they figured no other rival gang member would be coming up to shoot at them with a clipboard
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10272
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and you and i probably faced with the situation would think i guess i'm going to write my dissertation on the grateful dead i've been following them for the last three months
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humorous
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speaking style
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10273
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and especially for me as i sat in my office with my excel spreadsheet open waiting for to come and deliver to me the latest load of data that he would get from the gang
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humorous
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speaking style
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10275
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it's amazing but the top level of the gang they actually call themselves the board of directors
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10276
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got to know very well the guy who had the unfortunate assignment of trying to take the iowa franchise which it turned out for this black gang was not one of the more brilliant financial endeavors they undertook
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humorous
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speaking style
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10277
|
it turns out the death rates on death row from all causes including execution two percent a year
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10278
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i think the gang member says it much more than the economist about what's going on
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10280
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and it never would really occur to an economist that this idea of and could really be important
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10284
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and for the people who were there running the gang it was a great way seemingly to make a lot of money
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serious
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speaking style
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10285
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and in his own words he looked like a freak
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serious
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speaking style
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10286
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he took one look at who was going to go do some surveys for him and decided he knew exactly the place to send him which was to one of the toughest most notorious housing projects not just in chicago but in the entire united states
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serious
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speaking style
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10288
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and they're the ones who basically make the profit or lose a profit depending on how good they are at running the business
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serious
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speaking style
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10289
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so the same kids who are working in the gang were actually at the very same time typically working part time at a place like mcdonald's
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serious
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speaking style
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10290
|
it was below the minimum wage
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serious
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speaking style
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10292
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the money looks about the same
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serious
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speaking style
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10293
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to put it into perspective if you compare this to the soldiers in iraq for instance right now fighting the war
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serious
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speaking style
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10294
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so what happened was the people who happened to be in the right place at the right time the people who happened to be leading the gang in the mid became very very wealthy
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serious
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speaking style
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10295
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they were willing to start at the bottom just like say a first year lawyer at a law firm is willing to start at the bottom work weeks for not that much money because they think they're going to make partner
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serious
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speaking style
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10296
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and they didn't really have gold jewelry they had gold plated jewelry
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serious
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speaking style
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10297
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let me do one last thing i hadn't thought i'd have time to do which is to talk about what we learned more generally about economics from the study of the gang
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serious
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speaking style
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10298
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it's as if you reduced all of the world's cuisines down to airline food
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humorous
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speaking style
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10299
|
these aren't palaces or cathedrals
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serious
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speaking style
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10304
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right so when institutions are told they are obstacles and that there are other ways of coordinating the value they go through something a little bit like the kubler ross stages of reaction being told you have a fatal illness denial anger bargaining acceptance
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humorous
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speaking style
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10305
|
and you can see why from point of view that's a bad idea right we hired this programmer he came in he drank our cokes and played for three years and he had one idea
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10306
|
right bad hire
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10307
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now this is the part of the talk where i tell you what's going to come as a result of all of this but i'm running out of time which is good because i don't know
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10309
|
you found an institution and you use the institution to coordinate the activities of the group
|
serious
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speaking style
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10310
|
some people get less dressed up
|
serious
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speaking style
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10311
|
is a photo sharing service that allows people to take photos them share them over the web and so forth
|
serious
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speaking style
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10314
|
if you're thinking it's ironic that i asked people to download another app so that they would spend less time on their phones yeah but you gotta meet people where they are
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humorous
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speaking style
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10315
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that is exactly the behavior that the technology is built to trigger
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10316
|
as one designer told me the only people who refer to their customers as users are drug dealers and technologists
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humorous
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speaking style
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10319
|
i deleted the game two dots and nearly cried
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10320
|
i was one of the first people into belgrade when there was a revolution in serbia
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serious
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speaking style
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10321
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i created my dream job hosting a public radio show
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serious
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speaking style
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10323
|
i updated my calendar while i was sitting on the couch
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serious
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speaking style
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10325
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totally awesome right so this is my brain in an and i learned that in the default mode is when we connect disparate ideas we solve some of our most nagging problems and we do something called autobiographical planning
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serious
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speaking style
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10326
|
so switch switch switch you're using glucose glucose glucose
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serious
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speaking style
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10327
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we also found strangely enough that the shorter the amount of sleep that a person gets the more likely they are to check
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serious
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speaking style
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10329
|
this particular reel it's an industrial video but it was shown in drive in theaters in in the detroit area in fact and it preceded alfred hitchcock's psycho
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10330
|
we use words like grasp metaphorically to also think about understanding things
|
serious
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speaking style
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10331
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there was one held in detroit here last summer and it will be held again next summer at the henry ford
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serious
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speaking style
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10335
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and we have had a speaker who said that very thing and swallowed a sword right after that which was quite dramatic
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10340
|
ghana becomes independent so it is just over years ago
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serious
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speaking style
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10342
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i don't know if he's bare chested but it kind of feels like it
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10343
|
so i ran on down to the junior college registered for some classes ran on back and basically was like i'm thinking about my future now
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10344
|
so when i randomly ran down to the junior college and registered for classes i really wasn't paying attention to what i was registering to
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10345
|
i got this
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10347
|
it was poorly let's just put it that way
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10348
|
when can we talk because we need to talk
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10349
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there was so much history that we would have to go through to try to explain that and that's something i try to do with them anyways
|
serious
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speaking style
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10353
|
above you right here on the slide is a painting by frans
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serious
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speaking style
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10355
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i want to show you something
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serious
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speaking style
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10376
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but i gave him the money because i was from riverdale so i had more money than he did
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10378
|
but you know we said david who's going to know they're not
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humorous
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