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10557
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would they wonder who i was i thought
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10559
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my wife as i said she grew up outside of boston
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serious
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10562
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the nearest land was antarctica and the nearest people would be those manning the european space station above me
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humorous
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10563
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that's what it's like in the southern ocean
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humorous
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10564
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no one wears trousers with a quite that high in this day and age
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humorous
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10566
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finally i bought a tiny dinghy
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serious
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10567
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just like in my dreams there were amazing parts and tough parts
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10584
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when it's degrees below zero
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humorous
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10591
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i have never forgiven him for that thing i made up in my head
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humorous
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10592
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i will be swimming around in you for the rest of your life i told my slightly horrified sister
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humorous
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speaking style
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10595
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i'll never forget the magic that would happen when a woman stopped resisting the pain and opened
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serious
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10596
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albert einstein called this state this dimension only being
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serious
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10600
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we didn't have the kind of the relationship where we talked about the deeper stuff but like many siblings and like people in all kinds of relationships we were hesitant to tell our truths to reveal our wounds to admit our wrongdoings
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10602
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i was paid in love
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serious
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speaking style
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10632
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but sometimes i try to put myself in that position
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humorous
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10636
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and in fact you could say that the expansion of the empire was really sort of one long drawn out militarized shopping spree really
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humorous
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10637
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but anyway this is it's food at the center of life at the center of family life being celebrated being enjoyed people taking time for it
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humorous
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10638
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we live in places like this as if they're the most natural things in the world forgetting that because we're animals and that we need to eat we're actually as dependent on the natural world as our ancient ancestors were
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serious
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10639
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by it's estimated that twice the number of us are going to be living in cities
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serious
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speaking style
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10644
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he'd always walk up to his airplane in a kind of saunter devil saunter flick the cigarette away grab the girl waiting here give her a kiss
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humorous
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speaking style
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10648
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she said but it's too high
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humorous
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speaking style
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10652
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it did mine
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serious
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speaking style
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10653
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you had to learn about aeronautics
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serious
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speaking style
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10654
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well the act of drawing airplanes led me to when i had the opportunity to choose a course in school led me to sign up for aeronautical engineering
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serious
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10656
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and i couldn't choose airplanes because they had gotten sort of at that point even though i'd done a lot of airplane work on the interiors
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serious
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10658
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so it causes a lot of inner conflict you know like part of me likes me part of me hates me
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humorous
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speaking style
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10659
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because if you only have the iranian passport you're kind of limited to the countries you can go to with open arms you know syria venezuela north korea
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humorous
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10663
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i was in dubai
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serious
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10665
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and i got it in my head that all the indians must be workers
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serious
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10666
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until you forget
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humorous
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speaking style
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10667
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in fact most people who get it don't even know they've had it
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serious
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speaking style
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10703
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this first one internet zero up here this is a web server that has the cost and complexity of an tag about a dollar that can go in every light bulb and doorknob and this is getting commercialized very quickly
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serious
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10704
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fungible goods in economics can be extended and traded
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serious
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10709
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they know
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humorous
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10710
|
it feels like the united nations here
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serious
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10713
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you must be doing something right
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humorous
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10714
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so it was the spread of tuberculosis and the spread of cholera that i was responsible for inhibiting
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serious
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speaking style
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10715
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i had been traveling to one country after another
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serious
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10716
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i grabbed hold of it sat down and ate my breakfast with my pigs
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humorous
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10717
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this is the result of my hobby which is unofficial bin inspections
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humorous
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10720
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i thought my goodness what taboo have i broken how have i insulted my host he pointed at three grains of rice at the bottom of my bowl and he said clean
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humorous
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10721
|
this guy has thrashed me at my own game
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humorous
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10722
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we knew that during the war
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humorous
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10723
|
i went to the local baker and took their stale bread
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serious
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10724
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so i took the food supply of every single country and i compared it to what was actually likely to be being consumed in each country
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serious
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10725
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as a country gets richer it invests more and more in getting more and more surplus into its shops and restaurants and as you can see most european and north american countries fall between and percent of the nutritional requirements of their populations
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serious
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10726
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a country like america has four times the amount of food that it needs
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serious
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10727
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but what we have to recognize now is that we are reaching the ecological limits that our planet can bear and when we chop down forests as we are every day to grow more and more food when we extract water from depleting water reserves when we emit fossil fuel emissions in the quest to grow more and more food and then we throw away so much of it we have to think about what we can start saving
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serious
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10732
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so that's probably a bit of a counter intuitive idea so i'll say it again let it sink in if we want to solve problems like hunger poverty climate change global conflict obesity i believe that we need to aspire to play games online for at least billion hours a week by the end of the next decade
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humorous
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10733
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this picture pretty much sums up why i think games are so essential to the future survival of the human species
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humorous
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10734
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this is a gamer who's on the verge of something called an epic win
|
humorous
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10735
|
first of all for children in the united states hours is the exact amount of time you will spend in school from fifth grade to high school graduation if you have perfect attendance
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humorous
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speaking style
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10737
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okay we can do that
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humorous
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speaking style
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10738
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you know jerry bruckheimer movies you form a dream team you've got the astronaut the scientist the ex convict and they all have something to do to save the world
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10739
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some of you might be thinking that's a lot of time to spend playing games
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serious
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10740
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this is a gamer on the verge of an epic win
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serious
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10741
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good
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serious
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10742
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but i also mean good as in motivated to do something that matters inspired to collaborate and to cooperate
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serious
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speaking style
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10744
|
they never give you a challenge you can't achieve
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serious
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speaking style
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10745
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you guys have heard of leveling up strength intelligence
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serious
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speaking style
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10746
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and up to around age or these functions are all intact and as i look at the young audience here in the room we're all still fine
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10747
|
so we teach them over several days to find this space on these cues in the space and you can compare this for humans to finding your car in a parking lot after a busy day of shopping
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humorous
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speaking style
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10748
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they didn't find it
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serious
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speaking style
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10749
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but we usually have to wait until the person dies to get the brain and look at how it really changed through age or in a disease
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serious
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speaking style
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10752
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great creativity can spread tolerance champion freedom make education seem like a bright idea
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humorous
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speaking style
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10753
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science is clever but great creativity is something less more magical
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serious
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speaking style
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10754
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take a tune sing high when they sing low sing fast when they sing slow and you've got a new tune
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humorous
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speaking style
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10756
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spoiler alert unlocking your phone by sliding an icon with your finger
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humorous
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speaking style
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10757
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i'm going to destroy android because it's a stolen product
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10758
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now the grey album is a
|
serious
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speaking style
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10759
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i think everything is a and i think this is a better way to conceive of creativity
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serious
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speaking style
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10765
|
we had to deal with images from films like the day after tomorrow
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10766
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and the audience for such a long time was in a position where they didn't have any way of affecting news or making any change
|
serious
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speaking style
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10770
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but that doesn't prevent them from both being completely false
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10772
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and that's despite the fact that a supernova is so bright so brilliant an event that it would kill you stone dead at a range of several light years
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10773
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originally meant quasi stellar object which means things that look a bit like stars
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humorous
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speaking style
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10774
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it would be a bit like experiencing a supernova explosion but at point blank range and for millions of years at a time
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10775
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or is it now actually that's just another parochial misconception
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10779
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if you've been punched on the nose then the science of medicine does not consist of teaching you how to avoid punches
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humorous
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speaking style
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10781
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and that is how un typical this place is
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serious
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10782
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that is the growth of knowledge
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serious
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10786
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and the limiting factor there and here is not resources because they're plentiful but knowledge which is scarce
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serious
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10787
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now i don't think that probability is the right category to discuss this issue in but i do agree with him about this we can survive and we can fail to survive
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serious
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10788
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so let me now apply this to a current controversy not because i want to advocate any particular solution but just to illustrate the kind of thing i mean
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serious
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10789
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so it's already too late to avoid it and it probably has been too late to avoid it ever since before anyone realized the danger
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serious
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10793
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so look you don't have to like what they do but you do have to respect the entrepreneurial nature of their endeavors
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humorous
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speaking style
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10795
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there is also a widely held belief that by blaming an attack on a nation state you are putting regulators at bay at least for a period of time
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serious
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10798
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the answer is the first poem was generated by an algorithm called that was created back in the and the second poem was written by a guy called frank o'hara who happens to be one of my favorite human poets
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humorous
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speaking style
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10799
|
therefore according to the logic of the reverse turing test gertrude stein is a computer
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humorous
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speaking style
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10802
|
have a go poem little fly thy summer's play my thoughtless hand has away
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serious
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10803
|
so let's try another test
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serious
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10804
|
if shivering is a form of meditation then i would consider myself a monk
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humorous
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10805
|
i was hooked
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humorous
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10806
|
and once we got there the vehicles were just as creative snowmobiles six wheel soviet troop carriers and a couple of super sketchy helicopter flights
|
humorous
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speaking style
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10809
|
the air a brisk with windchill and i could literally feel the blood trying to leave my hands feet and face and rush to protect my vital organs
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serious
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speaking style
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10811
|
but there was just this one problem
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serious
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10812
|
so if i was going to find perfect waves it was probably going to happen somewhere cold where the seas are notoriously rough and that's exactly where i began to look
|
serious
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10813
|
and i told myself there's not a chance you're getting out of the water
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serious
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speaking style
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10821
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so i spent the next years reading about crows in my spare time
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humorous
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10822
|
and in return we just tried to kill them all the time
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