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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bowler economy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bowler's economy rate:
Runs per over. He's going for eight?
That's expensive as hell—
Make him finish his spell!
Try a bowler whose rate's more sedate. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,848 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'decreation destruction'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Decreation: destruction or ruin—
Is that (Oh, my God!) what you're brewin'?
You're killing my spouse,
And you're burning my house.
Now just what do you think you are doin'? <LIMERI... | 48,377 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chink flawless'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're the height of perfection, you think.
In your armor there's nary a chink.
Flawless looks, brilliant mind,
You're God's gift to mankind.
Want my contraposition? You stink! <LIMERICK_E... | 40,770 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aboriginality'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aboriginality speaks of a man
Who was there from the day time began.
But you'd think it would mean
That his belly was lean
From a clever new exercise plan. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,345 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'play two'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Six on one end and three on the other.
Nothing mates. Play a two, please, you mother.
But my foe plays a five,
So his game's still alive,
'Cause the boneyard's my turn: pick another. <LIMERICK_E... | 7,656 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lyme'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Babesiosis and Lyme's make you sick.
You get both from the bite of a tick.
Though it threatens your health,
What astounds is its stealth.
When it sticks you, you don't feel the prick. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,571 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'essie granddaughter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sandra's radiant. Soon she'll be mater,
For her belly grows greater and greater.
Essie's granddaughter's pregnant!
De bene esse, queen regnant,
She gathers gifts meant for use later.... | 32,549 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'celandine poppy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Oh my celandine poppy! You bring
Summer joy to my heart, make it sing.
Striking tall yellow flower,
Though 'bove others you tower,
Your sap is a poisonous thing. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,995 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lady astor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lady Astor said, "Winston, you're tight."
Churchill, smiling, said, "Nancy, you're right."
He then added smugly,
"I'm drunk and you're ugly.
But I'll sober up overnight." <LIMERICK_END> | 6,286 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'distilled water'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> By the Evil Ones I am pursued,
So my shelter must always include
Distilled water so pure
That for years I'll endure,
Reconstructing dehydrated food. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,576 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crisp october'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Crisp October: the color descends,
Dappling meadow and stream where it wends.
Summer ends, a chill settles;
Great trees shed their metals—
Gold and copper, as nature intends. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,713 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cavalry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A force that will not be denied,
A body of cavalry ride
Into battle against
A defense that has sensed
That the Lord won't be taking their side. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,987 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hamel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cataract surgeon named Hamel
Refined his technique on a mammal.
He'd flatter and wheedle
The beast so his needle
Could pass through the eye of a camel. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,883 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ice cream'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A creamsicle comes on a stick.
Ricky chews it, but I'd rather lick.
White ice cream, orange ice—
Makes a treat that is nice,
But in summer, it melts extra-quick. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,219 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dyson'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a stagehand; our play is Macbeth.
It's a tense plot; you sure hold your breath.
Since I vacuum each day
All the stage, guess you'd say
That I'm real used to Dyson with death. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,589 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'water fleas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Cladocera, water fleas, serve
No purpose." Well, you've got some nerve!
Eating bits of debris,
They clean lakes and the sea
Then become food themselves they're hors d'oeuvre. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,628 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'banoffee pie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Just had coffee and banoffee pie!"
"Made of what?" asks my wife, with raised eye.
"Bananas and cream
And some toffee a dream
Of a pie!" is my happy reply. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,273 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'windows dos'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Before Windows, DOS ran my PC.
A blank screen that was all there would be,
With one blinking cursor,
And what was much worser,
Commands would be typed in by me! <LIMERICK_END> | 40,420 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blest wine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dispensative prelate from Perth,
Renowned lover of brew and of mirth,
Allowed beer with the bread.
The excuse? "Well," he said,
"Of blest wine here in Perth there's a dearth." <LIMERICK_END> | 43,613 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dissatisfaction'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's with dissatisfaction you rate
Your own body, by size and by weight.
You see flaws, nothing right,
In that negative light,
But through my eyes, it's clear you look great. <LIMERICK_EN... | 62,819 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'play asked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Can we go to a play?" asked my Valerie.
She knows that I earn a low salary.
"Okay," my reply,
"But we have to sit high
In the gods. Seats are cheap in the gallery." <LIMERICK_END> | 62,096 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ratio'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As I age, I'm improving my game,
So the fraction is staying the same
Of my years-old per score.
Well, I can't ask for more —
Direct ratio isn't so lame. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,434 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'three shares'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The price I'll edulcorate more:
Give me three shares, I'll pay you for four.
Yes, this deal I will sweeten;
It cannot be beaten.
Agree, or I walk out the door. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,585 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mastitis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You may find my view unrealistic.
I believe the mastitis called cystic
Is a cross women bear,
Though when followed with care,
Its prognosis is quite optimistic. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,748 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bright smile'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her bright smile it disarms on the spot.
Her bright smile all my rage I forgot.
Her bright smile so disarming;
Her bright smile she's so charming!
Her bright smile I'm defenceless. And hot! ... | 34,272 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cheese jill'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Cahill's Whiskey Cheese," Jill likes to tease,
"Is too much for you. Give me your keys!
You love boozy cuisine,
But I will not be seen
With a man who cannot hold his cheese." <LIMERICK_END> | 56,926 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glass litre'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A glass litre of malt's in my grip;
I can start to embottle a ship.
But this project (to slide
The slim model inside)
Ought to wait... till I've sipped the last nip. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,642 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'badger'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I coach my son's Little League team,
I don't browbeat or badger or scream.
We're just there to have fun
And when practice is done,
I'm the one who will run for ice cream. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,192 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boy ferns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A demure archegoniate fern
Was extremely delighted to learn
That her genitals, shaped
Like a flask, caused escaped
Little boy ferns to quickly return. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,275 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abandonment option'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If investing, you should know about
Your abandonment option, no doubt.
If your plans go astray,
This allows you to say:
"I don't care what I signed—I want out!" <LIMERICK_END> | 3,282 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adults'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some adults spend their lives in mere play,
Find escape in amusement all day;
Pursue fun and kids' games
(But I won't name you names)—
Each one chooses and goes their own way. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,474 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cape coast'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cape Coast Castle on Ghana's Gold Coast
Was a British imperial post.
And a profit was made
Through this centre of trade,
Though the cargo itself paid the most. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,249 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prude'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many cultures include in a creed:
"Don't have sex, unless licensed to breed."
The beliefs of a prude
Appear nakedly crude,
So they're typically clothed in a screed. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,364 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dust covers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These are dust covers draped on your chair
And the sofas that furnish your lair,
When you've gone, on your own,
To explore parts unknown,
And your home is alone—no one's there. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,802 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aztecs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With their two-step, those Aztecs were cruel.
Montezuma, the last one to rule,
Was the same when he got
His revenge: to the pot
You run often with watery stool. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,364 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'steven dovishness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Steven's dovishness showed when he'd speak:
"I hate war; it is peace that I seek."
When he ran for the House,
Critics called him a mouse.
Their excuse? That his views proved him weak. <... | 38,153 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drunken parties'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Drunken parties each night? That's the norm.
Gross perversions of every form
Are all commonplace now
On this campus, and how!
There's no dormancy found in the dorm. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,009 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'miniature species'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My bonsai, although they are small,
Are not miniature species at all.
It's by shortening the shoots
And the pruning of roots
They're prevented from growing up tall. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,399 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'einsteinium'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In some bombs and reactors, they made
Some einsteinium. Atoms decayed;
No control could get smart
And save ninety-nine's heart
From a radioactive cascade. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,594 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hominem argument'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An ad hominem argument tries
To disguise that it's weak and relies
On attacking the man,
So his character can
In its stead be what everyone eyes. <LIMERICK_END> | 750 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cumacea'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A shrimp plies a whale with libation,
Then they wed in complete adoration.
Cumacea are shrewd:
Get a blubber-boy stewed
And he'll marry beneath his cetacean. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,526 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tides'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've been listening all morning to Seth,
Who has yakked, without taking a breath,
On the tides and the roars
Of the water that pours
Up the bay. Man, he bores me to death! <LIMERICK_END> | 26,996 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dishes wash'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> After dinner I must do the dishes.
I wash them with grand, sudsy swishes.
Of the sink I am queen
As I rinse china clean
Of the danishes, fish, and knishes. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,628 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'weed called'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said Jack, "There's a weed called the bugle.
Can you eat it?" (My friend is quite frugal.)
I replied, "Here's a hint:
It's related to mint—
Why not look up the damned thing in Google?" <LIMER... | 16,785 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'big head'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The appearance of big-head is telling:
In a sheep, it's edematous swelling
Or a gangrenous mass
From clostridial gas
Getting trapped, which prevents its expelling. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,800 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gramercy park'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Newly air-conditioned Gramercy Park,
Our retreat from the heat (what a lark!):
Here, hermetically sealed,
All the fat and well-heeled
Walk designer dogs. Each leaves his mark. <LIMERICK_END... | 55,090 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lila complicity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our relationship's one of felicity,
Enhanced by risqué electricity.
We conspire all the time;
She's my complice in crime.
I'm reliant on Lila's complicity. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,084 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'actors'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some advice for you wannabe actors:
Just forget insecurity factors;
When you're up on the stage
And become all the rage,
You will still have a lot of detractors. <LIMERICK_END> | 311 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'meow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> See the catapult up at her bow?
She's a CAM, ma'am the cat's damn meow.
Yes, you're getting me right;
This merchant can fight:
Our best convoy protection for now. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,556 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'western style'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> C & W music is why
People come to my bar when they're dry.
Every good ol' boy backs
Country/Western-style acts,
So no purple-haired freaks need apply. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,494 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'comb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My etiologic attempt
To find cause when my wife was verklempt
Landed too close to home:
Seems my fear of the comb
Left my hair and my marriage unkempt. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,754 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coupons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'd be grateful if you would agree
To hand over all coupons to me;
Then it's you I shall thank
For my stash in the bank
When I get all my shopping for free! <LIMERICK_END> | 25,062 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bank dick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bank dick in uniform wields
Certain influence; also, he shields
The bank's patrons from woe.
The most famous I know
Is comedian W.C. Fields. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,731 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aa'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was urged to enroll in AA,
So I'm here at this meeting today.
Though it's only my first,
It's been quenching my thirst
For support, if not rum or Tokay. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,220 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trappings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The trappings of power are these:
The scepter, the crown, and the keys
To the coffer of gelt
And the chastity belt
On the Queen. My accoutrements, please! <LIMERICK_END> | 4,665 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'electric organ'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Electric organ—just what does that mean?
Is it new on the medical scene?
Are we reaching the day
When to doctors we'll say,
"Thanks, now where do I plug in my spleen?" <LIMERICK_END> | 47,516 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dangle earings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "There are fashions I feel are infernal
When in uniform," spouted the colonel.
"Dangle earings must go,
And then corking? Hell no,
In the ear part that's labeled external." <LIMERICK_END> | 45,911 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buzzards'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What Joe labels buzzards are not:
Those are vultures hunched over the spot
Where a skunk double-stinks
On the shoulder. (Joe thinks
I'm a pedant who doesn't know squat.) <LIMERICK_END> | 61,839 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'measuring spoon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though a measuring spoon would be neater
For a one-thousandth part of a liter,
Every volume we check
Is a pain in the neck,
Since my cubemates in tech sent a meter. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,080 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'utopia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His utopia came in our sleep.
Now his words I recall: "Creep by creep,
Going steady and slow,
We'll take baby steps." Though,
Looking back, we took one giant leap. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,193 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vessels chyliferous'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I chew well, as I'm fully dentiferous,
So my stomach is amply chymiferous,
And my bloodstream gets clouded,
With chyle droplets crowded,
Conveyed by my vessels (chyliferous). <LIMERIC... | 22,856 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brownstone apartments'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many brownstone apartments were rank:
Claustrophobic, neglected, and dank.
But astute renovation
And gentrification
Have made them look terribly swank. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,865 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gaelic poems'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many Gaelic poems often are split
Into duans: smaller sections that fit
All together to mold
A long tale to be told,
The better its sense to transmit. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,841 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arapaima grows'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In my pond I've a giant pet fish;
Arapaima grows more than you'd wish.
Now it's brought us both fame—
It and I weigh the same:
Equiponderate. Bring the big dish! <LIMERICK_END> | 48,662 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apricot stole'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Academic robes feature a stole.
Kalleh's apricot stole plays this role:
Art and science of caring
Blend pink and gold, pairing
The parts that make nursing a whole. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,398 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'darkness awake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The day is at hand, and the night
Is far spent. Let us see fit to fight
Works of darkness: Awake,
It's high time! For love's sake,
Let us put on the armour of light. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,124 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vicious ferocious'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When we argue, you spit and you bite;
Such fierceness you show when we fight!
You're so savagely vicious,
Ferocious, malicious!
I'm freaked, so no nookie tonight. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,501 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flies flag'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A vessel about to leave port
Flies a flag of a singular sort:
A square that is white
On a ground blue and bright—
The blue peter's the flag it must sport. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,053 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abundant amounts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You can count with your fingers and toes;
But you only have twenty of those.
So how is it one counts
More abundant amounts —
With one's copious friends queued in rows? <LIMERICK_END> | 19,635 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'making tea'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Making tea, I prefer to infuse;
Making coffee, a drip pot I use.
When my coffee is boiled
It gets bitter and spoiled,
So for filters I gently enthuse. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,017 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pirates'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cat-o'-nine-tails, the pirates all say,
Helps a captain keep mutinies at bay.
They have found, in rough clashes,
A whip with nine lashes
More effective than docking one's pay. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,417 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'soviet missiles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Their targets were easily named.
Anti-Soviet missiles were aimed
At those reds who once vowed
They would bury us, proud
Of their might it's those commies we blamed. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,428 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limericks rhyme'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An editor chap (works for Time)
Once remarked, "Aaah, your limericks rhyme.
How boringly quaint,
So much dreary restraint!
Of their type, they're a dozen a dime." <LIMERICK_END> | 7,599 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old pipe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You sold your old pipe? That is tacky!
The person who bought it is wacky.
On the mouthpiece? Dried spit.
In the bowl? Quite a bit
Of gross dottle, that caked-on tobacky. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,544 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bossa nova'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bossa nova, Brazil's lively beat,
Is the samba renewed with cool heat.
At once sexy and hip,
Ms Gilberto—a pip!—
Made the beach, Ipanema, so reet! <LIMERICK_END> | 34,255 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'unmanned'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Remain feal to the lord of the land —
Ever steadfast, his faithful right hand.
Thus in honor be bound,
Though his ways seem unsound.
You may serve without being unmanned. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,157 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shifting blame'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Shifting blame is a time-honored game
With faked clues at the heart of each frame:
Whispered tips, planted gun,
And the chump's nearly done.
Then whatever he claims will sound lame. <LIMER... | 58,755 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bilko'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On TV was the place they found fame,
Though we note, they don't share the same name.
But I know you won't quibble,
Thwarting Hall, and then Dibble,
We find Bilko and Top Cat the same. <LIMERICK_END... | 63,905 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cyclin protein'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cyclin's a protein. Its role:
To assist in cell cycle control.
To a kinase it binds.
Then the cyclin reminds
It which proteins to use. That's the goal. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,756 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'county mounties'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> County mounties stretch out 'cross the road,
Blockin' traffic; a tour bus gets towed.
Highway's lined with old ladies.
It's hotter'n Hades.
(Dang bladder's about to explode.) <LIMERICK_EN... | 47,031 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cop captain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The cop captain declared, "Tallyho!"
(Don't know why he thought that apropos.)
"On this case we will pour
Canines, copters, and more.
Every section—all systems are go!" <LIMERICK_END> | 63,956 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'counterfeitly minted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All Bill's tickets were counterfeitly printed.
I'd have bought some, but Mindy had hinted
That something was strange:
When he'd given her change,
All the money was counterfeitly mint... | 23,841 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wrong pickets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "How unfair! How unjust! It's just wrong!"
Pickets fulminate thus all day long.
Although standing in line
With just words or a sign,
In their numbers they prove that they're strong. <LIMERI... | 65,814 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What I write with a regular beat
Can be cut into metrical feet;
When they're anapest then
I will just start again
For my limerick's now quite complete. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,401 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cocky milk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That is one cocky milk cow—look there!
She's as brave as a bull: doesn't care
Who she chases or kicks;
And I'd swear she's a mix
Of some whiteface with longhorn. Beware! <LIMERICK_END> | 18,873 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'log wall'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My house has a crannied log wall
From which chinking continues to fall.
It is pocked, it is rough,
Though I keep adding stuff—
If I can't add enough, I will bawl. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,705 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'maul'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Caveman Dana agreed that his maul
Might be useful in quelling a brawl.
Though his words sounded mordant,
His view was concordant
With mine—namely, one size fits all. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,046 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blood platelets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tiny blood platelets (thrombocytes) aid
In the forming of clots, rightly made
When you've cut yourself, but
If an artery's shut
By a clot, you might die, I'm afraid. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,593 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'century styles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Eighteenth-century styles had a quirk
Toward exotic, luxurious work.
A double-scrolled bed
Or percussion thus led
To decor or a march à la Turque. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,411 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blood vessels'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Small blood vessels many are stored
In your corium, hidden, ignored.
That's essential, but no,
It's not beautiful, so,
Its location's skin-deep, thank the Lord. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,777 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'difference engine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Through the Difference Engine's creation,
With its columns' and gearwheels' rotation,
And its levers and junctions,
Polynomial functions
Were displayed by machine calculation. <LIMERICK... | 40,664 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crooked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The town fence viewer's crooked as hell,
And his work habits? Lazy as well.
He's a petty official,
But we need his initial,
Which the scoundrel's been known to misspell. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,995 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'psych'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In college we learn about Psych
And Bio and Chem and the like.
By that last, I allude
To some more of this brood.
(Not Econ, though that school's on strike.) <LIMERICK_END> | 5,756 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'treason'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's disloyal, a spy, and that's treason.
He says that world peace is his reason,
But "Nukes for Iran"
Is the name of his plan,
And nuclear winter's his season. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,437 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'minstrel sings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The minstrel sings near where we sit:
"Beef stock spiced, broth to simmer a bit."
So I ask, "Is that art?"
He replies, hands apart,
"No, it's just a soup song of my wit." <LIMERICK_END> | 12,406 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'compose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To compose, we make use of a tool
That many learn early in school:
"Use an I before E,
If it's not after C."
(When you write, you should "sieze" this fine rule.) <LIMERICK_END> | 20,996 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clipper narrow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A clipper's a narrow-hulled ship.
With her steeply raked prow she can slip
Through the sea at great speed,
And in trade take the lead,
Bringing goods at a mighty fast clip. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,495 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'slept'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My colleagues all slept while our bosses
Droned on about not making losses.
My laundered, checked shirt
Helped to keep me alert;
It allowed me to play noughts and crosses! <LIMERICK_END> | 17,371 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dirt arenarious'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A landscaper thought it hilarious,
Playing jokes using dirt arenarious.
"This is so full of sand
That you've ruined my land!"
Cried a client. "You cad! You're nefarious!" <LIMERICK_END> | 3,350 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dynameter measures'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dynameter measures the size
Of the image that somebody spies
Through a telescope. Now,
We're aware of just how
Much it magnifies stuff for our eyes. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,298 |
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