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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'food science'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What is food science? The study of food.
Customarily, I'm in the mood
To research how it changes
In ovens, on ranges,
Or skewered and roasted, or stewed. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,800 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'odor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An anagram-lover named Rusty
Once entered a ROOM that was DUSTY.
He observed in the air
Lots of particles there,
And he noticed the ODOR was MUSTY. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,047 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'three sheets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The lush with the calender grinned
When the papers his rollers had thinned
Blew away in the breeze.
He was more than at ease,
Being fully three sheets to the wind. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,080 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'unmarried bachelor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While unmarried's a bachelor's fate,
Some would claim it's a wonderful state.
Though you're lacking a spouse,
You will rule the whole house,
Till you slip up and find your soul's mate.... | 31,729 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aplanogamete'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The aplanogamete is a cell
Which can't move, but it works very well.
Saying "sex must be motile"
I'd call anecdotal.
Holding still is, for algae, just swell. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,553 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'john behavior'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> John's behavior was always imperious,
Authority driven and serious.
On his memorial,
Read Decretorial.
(Wrong he was only delirious.) <LIMERICK_END> | 41,970 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dieting grandma'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now she's dieting, Grandma has thinned,
But I fear she appears droopy-skinned,
And she seems to be frightened.
"Will it ever get tightened?"
She asks. "Will I stay double-chinned? <LIMERI... | 40,849 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For stupidity, Pat was unmatched.
Now he lies with a toe tag attached.
He stole drugs from the mob,
But they caught the poor slob.
Who needs courts? He was quickly dispatched. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,752 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'welsh king'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the fortress his ensign was furled
As his crown from the ramparts he hurled.
He resigned. He is free.
The Welsh king's on a spree
Like he hasn't a caer in the world. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,019 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black mushroom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Chinese black mushroom's nutritious,
And many folks think it's delicious.
I've also heard rumors
It helps prevent tumors,
So eating it would be propitious. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,229 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'polyamory good'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I married a nymph of the wood,
I'm afraid that I misunderstood,
Since my helpmate, the dryad,
Won't stay in a diad,
And thinks polyamory's good. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,578 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bob overstressed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's his late ebbing interest in sex
(Not a feature of most young execs)
That concerns me. Your Bob,
Overstressed by his job,
Just needs rest. He's not all that complex. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,349 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bioregionalists'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bioregionalists pose a correction:
"Our acts should display a connection
With terrestrial orders,
Not political borders."
They predictably won't win election. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,833 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'uncovered treatise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I uncovered a treatise on weather,
A volume on hemlock and heather,
And two first editions
On ancient munitions,
Each bound in soft burgundy pleather. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,025 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rock'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Heard this gem could be derworth made haste
To grab it. (And then I was chased!)
But alas, now I fear
That this rock is not dear,
For my fence says it's merely glass paste. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,918 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coast pub'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At a Dover coast pub made of clunch,
The hurricane's waves packed their punch.
As the walls' chalky clay,
Now dissolved, washed away,
All the diners, en masse, lost their lunch. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,535 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'genetically share'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our make-up is from the same bank
Of genes. We've our parents to thank.
Though my sister and bro
Are quite different, I know,
We, genetically, share the same tank. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,198 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'slandered'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've driven me quite to distraction,
And so now I demand satisfaction.
You've slandered my name,
And the size of my claim
Forms the ad damnum clause of this action. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,635 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bald'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are those who are handsome, though bald—
In fact, calvous. Yes! That's what they're called.
Some pilgarlics want hair
How e'er it gets there.
The piliferous don't want theirs mauled. <LIMERICK... | 28,056 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tagged cost'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That his wife will, on purpose, subtract
From her outfit's tagged cost is a fact.
She works hard to perfect
What she's keen to protect:
A deceitful deliberate act. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,577 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cereal killer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's a cereal killer, they say—
That dread villain they call "Special K."
He scrunched Cap'n Crunch
As he sat down to brunch
At a family breakfast buffet. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,015 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plum good'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Hello, handsome! Please hand some to me,"
I proposed, pointing up at his tree,
Where plums, round and ripe,
Were, indeed, the same type
As this guy: plum good looking (and free)! <LIMERICK_END... | 65,344 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'makes limericks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's rhythm, a lexical beat,
That makes limericks a treat to repeat,
And it's only the cheater
Who disregards meter
For which I would happily provide an example, but then all sorts of peo... | 8,579 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'active labour'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Active labour is what she's in now,
And she heaves like she's having a cow.
But the kid was conceived
With no motion achieved.
She just lay in the hay like a sow. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,685 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'two aspirins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For soothing, no drug can surpass
Analgesics (the pain-killing class).
Two aspirins will do
To relieve aches from flu,
But they won't cure a pain in the ass. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,149 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My bewilderment's nearly complete:
Did you say that there's nothing to eat?
There's a fridge full of food,
And these cans of beans. Dude,
Get a clue, all you do is add heat. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,614 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'excommune obsolete'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Excommune, obsolete, is interred.
Excommunicate now is preferred.
Would I, were I Pope,
Soon exhume this term? Nope.
Throw it out! Excommune this dead word. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,686 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'curtsy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Not to curtsy was surely a slip,
One that could have been eased with a quip;
But her escort, she'd find,
Sadly, wasn't that kind —
"Way to go, cherie," curled off his lip. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,602 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carpe diem'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Carpe diem!—It means "seize the day"—
Take a risk! Don't just sit there and say,
"If I try, I might lose."
Take a chance, and refuse
To let anything stand in your way! <LIMERICK_END> | 11,759 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aromatherapy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aromatherapy's pretty much bunk,
Used by people who can't smell a skunk.
If with scent-sense like mine
Odors can't fix my spine,
I think lavender's ready to flunk. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,526 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'archetypical clothes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Long ago, archetypical clothes
Were just animal skins, I suppose.
Once for warmth, now for style;
Some believe in a while
Movie starlets will wear only hose. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,374 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pill bug'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A pill bug is causing O'Keefe,
Who's a grower of melons, some grief.
His casabas have creatures
With never-seen features,
Which gives him a new lice on leaf. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,444 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'absorptivity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Absorptivity measures the sound
That a surface sucks up from around.
If it's quiet in here,
None reflects to the ear.
If it's not, then a lot will rebound. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,696 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boat chalupa'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Took my girl on a boat, a chalupa.
Our ride was (romantically) supa
Till I happened to trip.
As we started to flip,
She said, "Time for a dip!" What a troupa! <LIMERICK_END> | 56,157 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'detergent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A detergent is stronger than soap,
And its power to clean has more scope
To remove awful blots,
Oily stains or such spots,
And permit savvy home-folk to cope. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,998 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'waxing wealthy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'll go up in the world. Watch and see.
This is one job I'm workin' to flee.
Up the ladder I'll climb,
Waxing wealthy in time.
Waxing floors, though, for now I will be. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,006 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'see queuing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Consecutively line up a q,
U, e, u, i, n, g and then you
Will see queuing they spell.
That's a word you'll know well,
If you've waited in line to go through. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,665 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'zappa loosa'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The rock star, on his pet Appaloosa,
Got bucked off and thus hurt his caboosa.
To be perfectly Frank,
He alit with a clank,
And he knocked his brand new Zappa loosa. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,420 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'site age'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since he heard I was into cross-dating,
My girlfriend's big brother's been waiting.
Archeologically sound,
A site's age can be found
Using similar sites and equating. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,981 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limericks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I try to write verses poetically,
And proceed with great speed, energetically,
But when sentimentality
Trumps rationality,
Limericks founder bathetically. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,037 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'armistice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Call to quarters! Bring everyone in!
We have just received word from Berlin
Of the Armistice signed!"
Every gal lost her mind,
'Cept for one who had just lost her twin. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,589 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boudoir'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Boudoir is the name of a spot
Whose mere mention gets men really hot.
That this term of such grace
Means in French: "sulking-place",
I believe may explain quite a lot. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,764 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'federal spending'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Massive federal spending has failed
In the past when economies ailed.
A healing infusion
Of cash is illusion.
By fools who now lead, this plan's hailed. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,752 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'citrus canker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'll be needing a loan from my banker.
In my orange grove, now citrus canker
Turns each fruit into grunge,
Makes each leaf like a sponge;
This infection's a cause of great rancor. <LIMERICK... | 24,749 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jurors division'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the judge says, "Now make a decision,"
I enjoy fellow jurors' division.
When agreement's denied,
The minority side
I espouse, as I love a collision. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,448 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'basis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every vector's expressed, and with ease,
By a linear combo of these.
They're a basis, the source
(Independent, of course)
Of a vector space—certain to please. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,007 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blackleg necrosis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bacteria come, it's agreed,
In potatoes employed as the "seed."
A confirmed diagnosis
Of blackleg necrosis
Means crop failure looming. Take heed. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,189 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dear claire'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Won't you give me your body, dear Claire—
Your firm breasts and your long golden hair!
Please give me your nose
And your fingers and toes!"
But she didn't. She gave me the air. <LIMERICK_EN... | 10,802 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cockney'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When we Cockney blokes try to say "butter,"
We say "bu-er"—which sounds like a sputter.
Such disruptions of flow,
As you hear in "uh-oh,"
Are glottal stops. That's how we utter! <LIMERICK_END> | 60,017 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ablation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ablation's an int'resting word
For "precision excision," I've heard.
"Ablate!" said the surgeon.
"Her hormones are surgin'!
It looks like my golf's been deferred." <LIMERICK_END> | 226 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flu'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the doctor, "You don't have the flu,
Although you have aches through and through.
Sad to say, John Calhoun,
You are autoimmune.
The source of your trouble is you!" <LIMERICK_END> | 2,474 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'life'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Life is plodding along, that is plain;
I like things as they are, in the main.
Things aren't bad they're OK,
About average, I'd say.
Fair to middling I cannot complain. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,239 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dumped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her husband's rude manners, his coarseness,
Aroused in her breast a divorceness.
So she took Mort to court—
The proceedings were short,
And she dumped him with zero remorseness. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,240 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'latin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The advice ante cibum conceals
What a knowledge of Latin reveals.
With your pills, this is key:
The Rx says a.c.?
That's a shorthand for "take before meals." <LIMERICK_END> | 5,128 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'surprised dye'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Two women: one white-haired, one dark,
Would stroll arm-in-arm in the park.
What no one surmised...
They were age-mates! Surprised?
A dye job makes aging a lark! <LIMERICK_END> | 4,770 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kids rant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When disruptive kids rant, rave and run,
And their folks say they're just having fun,
It leads me to note
My best friend, and I quote:
"I enjoy little children well done!" <LIMERICK_END> | 36,925 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arabian cowpie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An Arabian cowrie's a shell
From the beach, and it's shiny as hell.
This is odd, you might say,
Since one letter away
Is Arabian cowpie as well. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,500 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'right judgment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My arbitrament is, I presume,
The right judgment for all in the room.
Both parties agree:
'Stead of court, they choose me
To decide which witch rides on the broom. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,726 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dissociable things'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dissociable things look like two;
They're detachable, all the way through.
They're unlike drugs and crime,
Fun and joy, space and time,
Sleep and dreams, life and love, me and you. <LI... | 52,058 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boy singers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These "boy singers" have all looked the same:
Tousled hair, the right clothes that's the game.
Now he comes down the pike
With his pointy vandyke.
Of course, he can't sing what a shame! <LIME... | 41,165 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ben drinks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A binger and boozer, young Ben
Drinks excessively, now and again.
When tipsy on whisky,
The girls make him frisky;
When giddy with gin, it's the men. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,901 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arranging boogie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When arranging a boogie, we need:
1. Some turboprop airplanes, for speed.
2. Both lodgings and lunch.
3. A skydiving bunch.
4. An airfield important indeed! <LIMERICK_END> | 40,472 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blooms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The draperied windows concealed
All the flowers that grow in the field;
So the windows I bared
To the view unimpaired,
And voilà! All the blooms are revealed! <LIMERICK_END> | 39,134 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hector planning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hector's planning to leave, I suspect,
And I know that I must decathect
(Disengage, disconnect,
My emotions deflect)
From the guy, or my life will be wrecked. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,187 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'joey job'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Joey's job as a real estate broker
May end since his work's mediocre.
He's a fool, a buffoon,
And may get his cards soon,
Which would fit since the guy's such a joker. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,440 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'queen cleo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To her bosom, did Queen Cleo clasp
An Egyptian (gasp!) cobra (an asp)?
Did she manage to make
Not a blade, but a snake
The grim weapon of death in her grasp? <LIMERICK_END> | 48,117 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'battle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If in battle you've somehow lost track
Of the cannonballs piled in your stack,
And you need to count fast
All those balls you've amassed,
Solve the problem with math—then attack! <LIMERICK_END> | 11,365 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'obama derangement'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Republican craziness grows:
"Barack is to blame for all woes!"
It's Obama derangement—
A form of estrangement
From truth now afflicting his foes. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,466 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rabbi minyan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "A fatwa," said Lynn the Virginian,
"Is a Muslim court legal opinion."
"An imam all alone—
This he'll do on his own?
And without," asked Lynn's rabbi, "a minyan?" <LIMERICK_END> | 49,636 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'airbus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Passing Boeing in sales? No, not yet.
Still there's one thing you cannot forget:
There can be no mistaking
That Airbus is making
The world's largest passenger jet. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,178 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fruit cup'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A fruit cup or shrimp are ideal
For the very first course of a meal,
Whetting appetites nicely,
Thus serving precisely
To highlight the cocktail's appeal. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,154 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adjutant bird'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A large Indian stork, this bird likes
To eat putrefied carrion—yikes.
For the adjutant bird,
Life near water's preferred;
With a soldierly gait this bird hikes. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,859 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'morning christ'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since the morning Christ rose from the dead
A new epoch has started, it's said.
For all of mankind
In these years we may find
That by God's Holy Spirit we're led. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,274 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'orchids camellias'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many orchids, camellias, and roses—
Those delights to our eyes and our noses—
Are cultivars too.
Try to sell them and you
May be hauled into court, one supposes. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,840 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nouns africana'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> #NAME? <LIMERICK_END> | 16,808 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'freckles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There is a young lady in Eccles,
Whose face is all sprinkled with freckles.
Her freckly appearance
Attracts interference
In Eccles and halfway to Beccles. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,468 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wood danny'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sudden death! With a number one wood,
Danny hit the ball hard as he could.
It went all of three feet.
Now his failure's complete
With all chances to win gone for good. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,753 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thai'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Once a deaf guy, who came from Siam,
Met a lady while riding the tram.
She inquired, "Are you Thai?"
He replied, "So am I."
(Guess his lip-reading skills were a sham.) <LIMERICK_END> | 35,734 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'term cray'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's a slang term I learned just today:
The term cray now means "crazy," they say.
Will your writing be better
By saving one letter?
Some think so, but I say that's cray. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,483 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trout'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If this matters, there's gossip about
Dolly Varden: she's not a true trout.
She's a salmon, a dream
Off the grill, or in cream,
Then washed down with a cold Guinness stout. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,246 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'read aroma'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This profession, a bit of a fad,
Uses smells to heal sickness and SAD,
Which is great, as it goes,
But my eyes, not my nose,
Read "aroma-the-rapist"...that's bad! <LIMERICK_END> | 3,226 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'read euclid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To read Euclid you'd better prepare
For distress and the tearing of hair.
Geometrical proofs
Are big trouble for goofs
Who can not tell a line from a square. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,963 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'belly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Put a dinner pad under his cast.
It won't last; we'll remove it real fast.
Then his belly can swell
When he's dined very well,
Till his meal, through his bowels, has passed. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,314 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'michigan hatched'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Made with mustard and onions and chili,
Coney Islands (I know this sounds silly)
Are Michigan-hatched.
Try this hot dog, unmatched.
I think you'll agree it's a dilly. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,414 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'closeted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They've been closeted now for an hour
In his office. My fate's in their power,
But I hope for the best,
Though my badly timed jest
Made my boss and my colleague both glower. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,323 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'verity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He answered with breezy celerity,
To swiftly establish the 'verity'.
Though he'd hidden the gun
Had they seen what he'd done?
His one chance lay in speed and temerity. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,581 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alzheimer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I've grown old and forgetful. It's plain,
Cells are turning to soup in my brain—
What? They're turning to cheese?
It's Alzheimer's disease!"
I admit (using those that remain). <LIMERICK_END> | 14,462 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antifascist salutes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We must tear 'em all out by their roots:
Neo-Nazis, despicable brutes,
Who act like men crazed.
With our midfingers raised,
Give 'em antifa (antifascist) salutes. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,175 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'echoless room'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Cezanne there's a hint of El Greco;
There's a touch of Monet in art deco,
But an orchestra's boom
In my echoless room
Will sound styleless and dead, with no echo. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,076 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'candidate agent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the candidate's agent, "George, note,
I've been reading the manual, I quote:
'If you wish to succeed
At the polls you will need
To ensure that you get out the vote'." <LIMERICK_END> | 58,570 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'unleavened cake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's the last word beginning with a
That my lexicon features today:
Any unleavened cake
Is an azymous bake,
And the Passover bread's made that way. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,132 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conviction'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We hear he committed a crime:
He stole gallons of vodka and lime.
He failed on appealing
His conviction for stealing,
So now he's in jail, doing time. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,465 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alunogen hairy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the walls of some quarries and mines,
Deep inside, where the sun never shines,
Forms this fibrous white stuff—
And if that's not enough,
There's alunogen's hairy designs. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,662 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'homemade burrito'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I love Mexican food, but I'll pass
On your homemade burrito. Alas,
While I like the idea
Of beans and tortilla
Together, I don't need the gas. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,551 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'electroweak force'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The universe, young, dense and hot,
Had electroweak force. Forces got
Split in two as it cooled.
Men of science were schooled
And deduced that it was, but is not. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,840 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bishops'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "When the bishops and I disagree,"
Said the pope, "I invite them to tea,
Then refer the old fools
To the doctrinal rules
That establish infallible me." <LIMERICK_END> | 38,480 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seek panaceas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I'm anxious and tense to the max,
I don't seek panaceas from quacks.
I shed all of my troubles
While soaking in bubbles;
My bath—that is where I relax. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,785 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drilling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For drilling, we thought we were primed;
Now our good reputation's begrimed.
Just one huge oil slick
And folks turn on you quick.
I have even been publicly slimed! <LIMERICK_END> | 43,640 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'epiperipheral'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Touch an object, the feelings you'll get
Will be epiperipheral, yet,
If they rise or begin
(As with hunger) within
They're an entoperipheral set. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,085 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'whip'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said a boastful old brute to his date,
"I can whip any man in this state!"
And when knocked on his rear,
He just shifted a gear:
"I can whip any man in debate!" <LIMERICK_END> | 31,706 |
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