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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ruth found'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Pearl said, "Ah! So your Ruth found a boy?"
Belle said, "Oy! But the boy is a goy!
And poor Ruthie might chafe
With a boy who is treyf."
"Aw, shlep naches, be happy. Annoy." <LIMERICK_END> | 39,533 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'copernican principal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Copernican principal's mentor
Said, "Nick, when a meeting you enter,
You should listen, not speak.
Though it seems you're unique,
The truth is, you're not at the center." <LIMERI... | 24,199 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'oath may'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said my dad, "May you two have the knack
To face change as you go down life's track.
As the wind blows, may both
Of you honor your oath.
May the wind always be at your back." <LIMERICK_END> | 57,202 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lear female'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Shakespearean actors, all men,
Used to play ladies' parts now and then.
But in this modern Lear,
Female actors appear,
Their parts gender-bent cock turns to hen. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,042 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alvarez name'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Think of dinosaurs dying en masse,
Radar, leprosy, writing with class
By a doctor of fame.
Yes, the Alvarez name
Was, in science, one few could surpass. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,723 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is '2000 degrees'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ask a scientist chap for a candle;
What he gives you is tricky to handle:
"Let platinum freeze
At 2000 degrees...."
Sure, it glows, but the cost is a scandal! <LIMERICK_END> | 12,533 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breast milk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When your baby is born, but the flow
Of your breast milk is scanty or slow,
Your condition (docs say
"Agalactia") may
Be a source of frustration and woe. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,891 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'booby trapped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Should a booby, with nary a care,
Fare afar, unaware, on a dare?
She should nap on her nest,
Clutching eggs 'neath her breast,
Lest she's whapped by a booby-trapped snare. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,668 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'last thirst'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Traitor Clarence, assuage your last thirst
In a barrel of malmsey, head-first.
(When it passes the tongue
But goes straight to the lung,
Any liquid will drown the immersed.) <LIMERICK_END> | 59,305 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aphyllopodic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If it's aphyllopodic, you care:
Lower stems lacking leaves; almost bare.
Checking further details
Of this sedge: are there scales?
On inspection—indeed, they are there! <LIMERICK_END> | 43,029 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hot dogs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though hot dogs get plaudits acclamatory,
To tell how they're made is defamatory.
Much meat that is shaped
Into hot dogs is scraped
Off of bones, by a method desquamatory. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,817 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dna'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Discovered by Watson and Crick—
And Roz Franklin, that oft-ignored chick,
It's packed into each cell:
DNA—it may spell
Out the reasons some people get sick. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,855 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'celioscopy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Doctor says you're a bit of a klutz.
Came too late with that pain in your guts.
So it's theatre for you,
Celioscopy too —
Which leaves only the smallest of cuts. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,400 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tiger'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Is he only a Tiger by name?
Perhaps it's the money or fame.
Whatever attraction
Induced this reaction,
She's setting her cap at him. Shame! <LIMERICK_END> | 37,053 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'achomawi folk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Achomawi folk of CA
Have essentially faded away.
The large "tribe of the river"
Was reduced to a sliver,
Leaving relics like potsherds of clay. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,903 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seat drivers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Do all back-seat drivers annoy?
No, I'm one—mine's a job I enjoy.
You may see me zip by
Because I am a guy
In the fire department's employ. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,910 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eyre'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our abode is genteel, as you'll see.
Mr Rochester runs it with me.
We have bedrooms to rent
From the first day of Lent.
Log on now, to Jane Eyre B 'n' B. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,887 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lax'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's the same about "LAX" and "O'Hare"?
Airport questions can give me a scare,
And I really think fast
When I'm asked to contrast
The same words I am asked to compare. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,782 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eye flounder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While strolling the seashore one day,
We detected a whiff from the bay.
When we traced down the source,
It was bay whiff, of course —
Left-eye flounder were rotting away <LIMERICK_END> | 56,402 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'candidate comes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are banners and babies to kiss
And a bandstand where nothing's amiss.
The machinery hums
When the candidate comes.
The advance man has seen to all this. <LIMERICK_END> | 838 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mule'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm knocked out by a girl at the pool
Who's been blessed with, I'd say, every tool:
Killer face (big brown eyes),
Killer bod (oh, those thighs),
And a smile that could bring down a mule. <LIMERICK_E... | 43,696 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ufo grabbed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A UFO grabbed me last year—
For a medical study, it's clear.
A strange alien doc
With a probe gave a shock
When he entered it into my ear. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,794 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'goat blood'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Chupacabra: a beast whose persistence
In drinking goat's blood for subsistence
Became the sole claim
To its X-Files fame...
But we still cannot prove its existence. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,961 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baden'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Schwaben, Alsatians, and Swiss
Are close neighbours of Baden, and this
Region lives without border,
In safety, wealth, order:
Sixty years now of peace, oh what bliss! <LIMERICK_END> | 10,252 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'felicity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Don't let happiness lead you astray.
No, felicity isn't the way.
Joyful times are cut short,
All your pleasures abort,
And despair fills your life up. Oy vey. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,725 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'catch cold'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Which is faster," Sam asks, "hot or cold?",
With his giggling just barely controlled.
"Here's a hint," he begins.
"You can catch cold!" he grins.
(Boy, as riddles go that one is old!) <LIMERI... | 58,879 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smoked chamber'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The chamberlain said, "We should not
Allow chamber groups here. The last lot
Were just working-class chaps
With bad hair, and perhaps
They might even have smoked chamber pot." <LIMERICK_EN... | 15,951 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seeking divorce'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dissolution of marriage? Of course.
You were right to be seeking divorce
If what followed "I do"
Was a steady tattoo
Of disharmony, tears, and remorse. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,260 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'travel light'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Travel light is a maxim that's wise,
But a bag of expandable size
Means that, should you come back
With more stuff in your pack,
It will stretch to hold holiday buys. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,133 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'school clothes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> School clothes must reflect place and time,
And a skirt worn too short is a crime.
Written rules list the kit,
Although boys know what's fit,
And zoom in when the legs are sublime. <LIMERI... | 18,403 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ballistophobic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ballistophobic? I am, quite a lot.
Unafraid of all guns? I am not.
Like most other folks, I
Am reluctant to die,
But I really don't want to get shot! <LIMERICK_END> | 3,287 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'goethe poetry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Die erste Walpurgisnacht weaves
Tales of Christians and pagans in leaves
At the end of the snows;
Goethe's poetry shows
The mother of all Beltane Eves. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,661 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'taking steroids'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Taking steroids, young man? Well, that's doping
To improve your performance. You're hoping
To be stronger and faster,
But risking disaster—
If caught, you'll have reason for moping. <LIME... | 39,108 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'degree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A PhD student named Herschel
Knew his theses were all controversial,
So disputed that he
Was denied his degree—
His unquestioned success was commercial. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,051 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tailed fox'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The corsac's a bushy-tailed fox
That some Afghans consider a pox.
It's a yellowish-brown,
Vulpine predator down
From the hills after biddies and cocks. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,575 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bengal light'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I got to his lab, all his gear
And his chemicals filled me with fear.
"Watch me make Bengal light;
It warns sailors at night."
(Geez, I thought it was some kind of beer!) <LIMERICK_END> | 4,159 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tattoo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I thought a tattoo might be fun.
I considered where I'd have it done
(On my shoulder or knee?
Should I get two or three?),
Then advisedly chose to have none. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,240 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apposite fit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here are things with an apposite fit:
For a writer of humor, it's wit;
For an archer, a bow.
And what's so apropos
For a witch? Why, an icy-cold tit! <LIMERICK_END> | 14,203 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drive travel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Both hither and yon do I drive.
I travel a lot, and I thrive.
No matter which way
I ramble each day,
At the end of the trip, I arrive. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,515 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ductwork'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Give credit for breathing in malls
To the tubing in ceilings and walls.
The ductwork up there
Helps condition the air
For the juveniles roaming the halls. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,649 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sun'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just at daybreak, the sun first appears,
As the crowd of his worshippers cheers,
"Aton-Ra. Hip-hooray."
That's the song of the day—
Not exactly the music of spheres. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,603 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'woods dressed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I want three girls to dance in the woods,
Dressed in Little-Red-Riding-type hoods,
Plus one who is dressed
As a wolf. Do your best.
Tell me, can you come up with the goods? <LIMERICK_END> | 64,005 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grapevine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A grapevine has rumors that grow
As, from person to person, they go.
It is also a vine
Bearing grapes to make wine
Or to eat. Taste my vineyard's Bordeaux. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,569 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'accepting bank'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An accepting bank? People may say
That sounds oxymoronic, but hey!
The time drafts they write
Are a regular sight
In commerce and trade every day. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,968 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'english'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dey claim dat my English is coarse.
But I ain't feeling too much remorse
'Cause my childhood wuz tuff,
And I din't learn much stuff
As duh streets of Noo Yawk was my source. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,828 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shapely butts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Callipygian people reveal
Rounded rears, shapely butts; they're ideal.
Others try toning glutes,
But they'll never have beauts.
Bottom line: they lack J. Lo's appeal. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,712 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'closet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the chamber we kids have outgrown,
There's a closet-like spot all my own.
It's a trifling space,
But this by-room's my place,
And the stool in the corner's my throne. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,262 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vault'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A vault, well designed, sometimes can
In appearance resemble a fan.
Fine ornamentations
Adorn such creations—
A truly magnificent plan. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,077 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tools takes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To make tools that we use to make tools
Takes a deep, precise grasp of the rules.
Yes, it takes a real thinker
To be a die-sinker.
It's not a profession for fools. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,957 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'moonie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The moon in her complement said,
So full and effulgent, "Hi, Fred."
I said, "Back at ya, Moonie;
You're acting, well, loony."
Then fell with a yell off my bed. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,662 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shark'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Each night I go out before dark,
Take a stroll 'round the pond in the park.
Since my mom thinks I gamble,
I get a pre-amble:
"You're sure to run into a shark!" <LIMERICK_END> | 5,570 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'looked pensive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "The course will be quite comprehensive,"
Said the teacher. The students looked pensive.
"But don't you get queasy —
The subject is easy.
So, no need to feel apprehensive." <LIMERICK_END> | 6,543 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'school cook'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Maxine (our school cook) is quite vicious,
But the principal's just arreptitious.
She puts hair in our pie,
And he turns a blind eye;
He would probably think it's delicious. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,466 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick dance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You can't waltz to an anapest beat
Without stepping on somebody's feet.
So if limerick dance
Is your hobby, perchance,
Then use aerodonetics to cheat. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,889 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dag'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Doggone it he did it again!
Dog (not Dag) has escaped don't know when.
(I doggone it, will say,
When bad Dog gets away,
But dagnabbit when Dag bolts his den.) <LIMERICK_END> | 60,374 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'unending vacation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A blissful unending vacation
Rewards the elect of our nation,
While aggrievances mount
For the poor, left to count
On mere peanuts to vanquish starvation. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,284 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cornloft'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The cornloft is where we store grain
To protect it from dampness and rain.
Up there, near the roof,
Is this granary—proof
That a corny word's meaning is plain. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,139 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'griffon named'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I once owned a griffon named Merv.
(And the name? Yeah, I know. That took nerve.)
His short, curly coat
Was not all friends would note:
"What a spirited dog—Merv's got verve!" <LIMERICK_END... | 64,661 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sang heaven'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My glance upward was first accidental,
Then I noticed the stars. Firmamental—
In the vault of the sky—
They sang: "Heaven's nearby,"
In a chorus harmonic and gentle. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,736 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disabled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The disabled list reads A to Z:
Torn Achilles, the flu, twisted knee.
When a sprain or condition
Strikes any position,
A reliable bench is the key. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,183 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clearly disturb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It relates to and limits the verb
In the sentence, "I clearly disturb."
That adverbial word
On occasion is heard
With an adjective: "Clearly superb!" <LIMERICK_END> | 29,003 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prissy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A nudist named Prissy (no prude)
Left her undies suggestively strewed.
Now aroused quite a bit,
A young guy [Ed. That's it!
We will not let this writer be rude!] <LIMERICK_END> | 3,677 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'forensic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A word you can use in a quiz,
Forensic puts folks in a tizz.
Present use: "scientific";
In the past, "court-specific":
In law, any evidence is. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,701 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'freedom light'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At night in her robes of pale green,
Lady Liberty watches, serene,
With her torch all aglow,
Lit to tell folks below
Freedom's light will forever be seen. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,822 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'decider decides'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A decider decides what to do,
And a causer will carry it through.
The deciders are lying,
The causers are dying —
How sad that the world's so askew. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,095 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'obey flaunting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I do not give a damn how you feel.
It is time that I bring you to heel:
I shall make you obey.
Flaunting rules? Not OK!
Tell me: Why won't you lie, cheat, and steal? <LIMERICK_END> | 65,560 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'strakes overlap'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No strakes overlap on my boat,
But between them there's pitch, so she'll float.
My life won't be dull
In my carvel-built hull
When I sail off to islands remote. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,313 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tom grew'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tom grew up in damp gutters and ditches —
Lost parents, scarce food, flea-borne itches.
A guttersnipe, he
Was as poor as can be:
Tom's young life was the bitch of all bitches. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,030 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'author subconsciously'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Close reading: each detail reveals
How the author subconsciously feels.
What's the noun for this job?
Does he use crowd or mob?
Are they 'safe' or a source of ordeals? <LIMERICK_END... | 54,187 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diathermanous thermal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Diathermanous, -thermal, or -thermic
Means pervious—ova to spermic?
No, to radiant heat:
Sun can warm up your feet,
Since our atmosphere's not pachydermic. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,995 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stick fib'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "What is sticky and brown?" I reply,
"Why, a stick!" And in days long gone by,
There was heard (this sounds glib),
An odd word for "stick": fib.
That's the truth, not a word of a lie. <LIMERICK... | 64,583 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cumbria'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you follow your heart and your dreams
To the Lake District's mountains and streams;
If you venture on high,
Keep an eye on the sky;
You're in Cumbria land of extremes! <LIMERICK_END> | 38,853 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'warships collected'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Those warships collected in groups,
Forming convoys conveying our troops,
Got disastrously stranded
Right after they landed
By outflowing tidewater. (Ooops.) <LIMERICK_END> | 20,117 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'courtly bailiffs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Courtly bailiffs escort you to jail,
For your failure at raising your bail,
Where your jailors from hell
Let you bail from your cell
Once a day, just to empty your pail. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,959 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'athletes get'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some athletes get contracts so high
While on dope, and it makes me ask, "Why?"
With some help from their juice,
We could all be so spruce,
Breaking all kinds of records, no lie. <LIMERICK_EN... | 9,595 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shot john'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mark Chapman shot John the fourth time
Then waited to pay for his crime.
He's now serving life
For bringing such strife:
An event without reason or rhyme. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,801 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eddie haskell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Eddie Haskell was bursting with pride.
June learned of his nuptials and cried.
He snatched up a Cleaver,
But left it to Beaver
To tell Ward that Wally's the bride. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,792 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stairs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a turd at the foot of the stairs.
And as usual, nobody cares.
'Neath the first step it lies,
Entertaining the flies.
Now, will someone admit that it's theirs? <LIMERICK_END> | 52,768 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bite mastication'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Overcooking will sometimes dismay
Fans of pasta who hate it that way.
Some say, "Firm to the bite:
Mastication delight!"
That's al dente. Go try some today. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,530 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shattered minerals'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tiny grains of the regolith mass—
Shattered minerals, bonded with glass.
Such agglutinates form
When a meteor swarm
Gives old Luna a kick in the ass. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,671 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gegenschein light'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The direction from you to the Sun?
Antisolar's the opposite one.
On a dark, moonless night,
Ghostly Gegenschein light
Can be seen there, if cities you shun. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,957 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rope'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Skipper yelled, "Grab that rope on the deck!"
"You mean contline and rope," answered Peck.
"That's the groove between strands."
Skip, with rope in his hands,
Wrapped it twice around Peck's little n... | 30,994 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swivel hinged'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So let's go into detail—the catch
On the stud's split-pin slot has to match
With the ball socket's joint,
And the swivel's hinged point
Needs the steel-tipped shaft's claw-peg to latch. <LI... | 63,342 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leg cramps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just a few meters into the race
The lead runner, with pain on his face,
Stepped away, off the course,
With a bad charley horse;
When your leg cramps, you can't keep your pace. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,851 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abdal dervish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An abdal's a dervish who's Persian.
Not wishing to cast an aspersion,
I'm unable, as such,
To say terribly much,
But to pork he must have an aversion. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,035 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carlos santana'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The music of Carlos Santana;
The delicate taste of banana
And rum drinks galore;
Lying prone by the shore,
Relaxing within my cabana. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,562 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'degree day'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A degree-day is not graduation,
But a measure of climate. This station
Submits daily forms.
Do we vary from norms?
If Earth warms, will we see variation? <LIMERICK_END> | 31,865 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cruse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cruse is a vessel or pot
That holds liquid, like water that's hot,
While a cruise is a trip
On a vessel or ship
Over water—for instance, a yacht. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,011 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'counterpressure'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Counterpressure is sometimes applied
When you're hemorrhaging badly inside.
It's a treatment for shock
By a medic or doc
That's employed on an ambulance ride. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,487 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'whole jug'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Try to leave me? There's nothing to do
But to purchase a gallon of glue,
Slather on the whole jug,
And then give you a hug,
Holding tight till I'm bonded to you. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,505 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'church consistory'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Catholic church's consistory
Is a term that's evolved down through history.
It's a meeting retreat,
Both elite and discrete,
Involving some Vatican mystery. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,302 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bollix said'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Shure he's only a bollix", said Paddy,
"Not to see that you'd make a fine caddy.
With no praise e'er conveyed,
The old baddy has made
A right bollix of being your daddy." <LIMERICK_END> | 64,483 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'waxing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my workweek's been overly taxing,
I blow off some steam with a waxing,
Get my hair and nails done,
And then soak in the sun
At my beauty salon quite relaxing. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,481 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leaders advice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For great leaders, advice apropos:
"Keep closer to you your sworn foe
Even more than your friend."
That's because, in the end,
Your opponent's the one you must know. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,083 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bruised hips'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my partner and I go on trips,
With our issues we can't come to grips,
So we quarrel, God knows.
We will soon come to blows—
Two fat lips and a pair of bruised hips. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,890 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'emotionless work'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The actor keeps flubbing the scene
With emotionless work. Take fifteen:
When the boss shouts, "You're fired!"
All at once, he's inspired
And affectively venting his spleen. <LIMERICK_END... | 4,029 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deathly thrill'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sadly, dacnomaniacal Bill,
So obsessed with his urges to kill
(Some for sport, some for fun),
Finds as soon as he's done
The hunt starts for his next deathly thrill. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,303 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chick lit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're a woman, you're young and you're single?
Want your literary taste-buds to tingle?
Then chick lit's for you —
Good to read when you're blue,
It will brighten your mood till you jingle. <L... | 18,306 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'facilitation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Facilitation's the soul of our days:
Extrication from snags and delays.
You'll be stunned how it feels
Once we've greased all your wheels.
Workin' web sites "R" us—we have ways. <LIMERICK_EN... | 53,310 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nuts mean'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What does Chock Full o' Nuts mean to me?
A hot beverage that's clearly not tea.
It's a store that debuted
To sell early fast food.
It's the state of my family tree. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,726 |
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