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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'itchy sensation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From this rash, there's an itchy sensation,
But to scratch it engenders frustration;
And what's worse (it's obscene)
My whole arm's turning green—
A disfiguring discoloration. <LIMERICK_E... | 34,804 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carcajou greedy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Is the carcajou greedy and mean?
Well, the glutton (you know, wolverine)
Loves to scavenge; he feasts
On the corpses of beasts.
This wild dude sees no need to keep lean! <LIMERICK_END> | 60,738 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Beth comes to play in the attic,
I submit to her whims. Charismatic,
She dreams up a quest
And dictates how they dressed,
And we dress thus, for Beth's cosmocratic. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,494 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'unsociable neighbors'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My unsociable neighbors (they're Spanish)
Don't mix with outsiders (they're clannish).
Aunt May, the magician,
May change our position—
She says she'll make all of them vanish. <LIME... | 20,649 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'funchal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Having fun in Funchal makes me smile.
Of Madeira (a Portuguese isle)
It's the capital city,
And more is the pity
I visit just once in a while. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,424 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'melodies fiddle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dodecaphony's rife on our shelves,
Where the music's arranged by the elves.
When each note must be equal,
There's only one sequel:
The melodies fiddle themselves. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,503 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pipe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a pipe is too big for your tool,
Use a chain wrench, you miserable fool!
Its chain wraps up, gripping
The pipe without slipping.
It's adjustable, too, as a rule. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,616 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For a substance occurring in tar,
This acridine goes pretty far.
If you open your eyes,
You will see it in dyes
And where'er pharmaceuticals are. <LIMERICK_END> | 702 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dwarf buckeye'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dwarf buckeye was found by my date,
He reports, in a southeastern state.
It's related, of course,
To a chestnut (the horse),
Though with equines this shrub doesn't rate. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,262 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'write flee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You should aim at conciseness, dear mate —
In one word you should state what you state!
Will the reader abide
If you write "flee and hide"?
Use absquatulate, simple and straight! <LIMERICK_END... | 13,294 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blind patriots'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With allegiance both inbred and proud,
These blind patriots all chant out loud:
"He's from here, so he's right."
"He's our prez—means his fight
Is ours too." Chauvinistic, that crowd. <LIM... | 18,709 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'zombies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Most zombies' particular quirk
Is their brains don't entirely work.
With their mouths slightly sagging,
They limp, and their dragging,
Dead legs trail behind as they lurk. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,182 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'climax last'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She didn't expect I'd be capping
The climax last night. She was clapping.
High achievement was needed.
I reached and exceeded
That point, after which I was napping. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,764 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ball snapped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In American football, the guard,
Alongside of the center, gets jarred
Every time the ball's snapped.
At that moment he's apt
To be thinking, "Let's hit and hit hard!" <LIMERICK_END> | 65,393 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conversation diffuse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We have artilect—that is, machines
With what looks like real thinking on screens.
But although they produce
Conversation diffuse,
They will never quite know what it means. <LIMERICK_... | 36,172 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'force machine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My wife rode the g-force machine
At Cape Kennedy—oh what a scene!
She was spun in a vat,
Getting centrifuged flat,
And emerged from it planar and green. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,074 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sweet mother'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My sweet mother, still breathing, had clung
Onto life. She was with us, among
The living, this side
Of the grave. Now she's died.
As we gather, her praises are sung. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,933 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bannock'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a bannock, this biscuit-like blob.
It's so tough that to chew it's a job.
There's a guy here named Davy
Who just dips 'em in gravy,
But the stains on his shirt! What a slob! <LIMERICK_END> | 31,060 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'election machines'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A ballot should faithfully note
Each candidate getting a vote.
But election machines
Can be hacked and that means
Voters don't have a trustworthy tote. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,154 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dark matter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hey, Prof, if you think you're so bright,
Then explain to me dark matter's plight:
The most prevalent stuff
That there is, true enough —
So why's it just show up at night? <LIMERICK_END> | 26,904 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tom made'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tom made time for young Eddie, his son
And best friend, who was second to none.
Believing his dad
Should remarry, the lad
Was a schemer toward getting that done. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,698 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ph test'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Is this substance here acid or base?
A pH test determines its place.
I would pay lots of money
For tests for what's pHunny,
So a joke won't pHall pHlat on its pHace. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,129 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'angel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "What's that smell? Did an angel just speak?
I'm most certain I heard a soft squeak,
And I'm feeling quite gassed —
I'm sure wind has been passed,"
"I've blown off, mate; me bum's sprung a leak." <... | 60,227 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sea bp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the sea, BP crude bubbles up
By the barrel and not by the cup.
In the marshlands, on shore,
There are sights men deplore.
Will our world as we know it end? Yup. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,258 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'felt pen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The faint outline that's pencilled in thin
Will quite soon be transformed. From a tin,
Each felt pen she'll uncap
With a heart-warming snap
When she needs one for colouring in. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,468 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'soak'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Boil water, add oatmeal (one cup).
Stir it well, and it's ready to sup
Once it clogs nice and thickly.
Now wash the pot quickly,
Or soak it before you clean up. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,107 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stop discontinuance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's a poem no critic will pan;
It rhymes and will certainly scan.
Oh, but let's not talk shop;
How about I just stop?
Discontinuance sounds like a plan. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,175 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'navy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When for air force or navy you work,
And your rank's very low, there's no perk.
You'll be ordered about;
You've no sayso or clout.
When you're junior to all, you're an erk. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,256 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dirty harry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dirty Harry would form no committee
When criminals ravaged his city.
This cop with an attitude,
Not seeking gratitude,
Acted untempered by pity. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,756 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'samson hair'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Delilah cut off Samson's hair,
He was stripped of his strength then and there.
Since the Philistines' scorn
Made him feel quite forlorn,
He was plunged in the depths of despair. <LIMERIC... | 29,578 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swift'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He keeps floating along with his crowd;
Deviation is never allowed.
Now lethargic, now swift,
With its current he'll drift,
And wherever it takes him, he's proud. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,799 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'annelida'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Annelida: thousands of worms,
All muscular tubes with the squirms.
They like dampness, not dust;
Segmentation's a must;
And some thrive without ova or sperms. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,646 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'demon attacked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "What I nightmare I had," Eddie said.
"Satan's demon attacked me in bed!
He'd a beak like a gull
And a long narrow skull—
Yes, a dolichocranial head." <LIMERICK_END> | 44,043 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'screenwriter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Autobiopics might be myopic,
For the screenwriter serves as the topic.
To riches from rags?
Well, the truth often sags
When the subject is too misanthropic. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,260 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hemorrhoids'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I said, "Doc, I need help, if you please,
As my emrods are down to my knees."
On his finger he smeared
A thick goo as he peered:
"Severe hemorrhoids! A painful disease." <LIMERICK_END> | 41,987 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rose appears'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Like raw pastry or putty, her skin
Seems to cling to her bones. From her chin
To her toes, Rose appears
Like the ghosts that she fears:
Deathly pallid and skeleton thin. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,504 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'weekends'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For this dragon, the weekends are free
(Like his days) of all prayer, so you see,
All the havoc he'll wreak
In besetting the meek
Is by preying on weak knights like me. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,675 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drug amphotericin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The drug amphotericin B
Is used to kill fungus, you see.
This antibiotic
Is far from exotic—
It's seen late at night on TV. <LIMERICK_END> | 647 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'violin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It was even as houseguests came in
That I noticed our shortage of gin,
So they might not be awed,
And would fail to applaud
When my son-in-law played violin. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,084 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dr frankenstein'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dr Frankenstein's been most productive:
He's built a new monster; conductive
Copper alloys he used.
The strong current then fused
All his work, in a flash most destructive. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,527 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beer keg'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A beer keg's a vessel for beer,
And let me make one thing quite clear:
A keg's not the same
As a barrel. That name
Means a size 30 gallons or near. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,840 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'medicine nobel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An engineer (rare for technicians)
And a physicist not two physicians —
Won a Medicine Nobel
For the scanner, so well
Known as CT, to check Doc's suspicions. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,138 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'argyle socks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Years ago, as a student in class,
I did more than just sit on my ass.
I would scrunch down and knit
Argyle socks that would fit
Any boy I'd decide to harass. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,562 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'padangusthasana pose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the padangusthasana pose,
Bending over, you grab your big toes,
With two fingers 'round each
(Legs stay straight as you reach)
While your butt stretches high as it goes. <LIMERICK... | 33,465 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cowl neckline'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cowl is a sort of monk's hood,
And for keeping draughts out, it's quite good;
While a cowl neckline holds,
Across breasts, fabric folds,
To stop girls showing more than they should. <LIME... | 20,915 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arson inspection'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> After fires, there's an arson inspection
Of the premises, section by section.
Dilapidation alone
Won't cause fire on its own,
So the claim may encounter rejection. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,055 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spa anticellulite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If your silhouette makes you feel blue,
And your thighs look like mush, here's a clue:
There's no need to feel blah,
Just come out to my spa.
Anticellulite treatment's for you! <LIMERIC... | 3,690 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ahimelech sadly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ahimelech, sadly, is dead.
To David he served holy bread,
Which angered King Saul,
And the gist of it all
Is: he should have got takeout instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,418 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's advehent; it brings something in—
Just imagine you're pricked by a pin.
Nerve cells carry the pain
From your leg to your brain,
So you know you've been stuck in the shin. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,621 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aegean'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a sea that is bluer than blue,
The Aegean will beckon to you.
It has sunsets that charm,
While its islands disarm.
You will feel like an Argonaut, too. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,132 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leisurely fooling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All this leisurely fooling around
Always drags me right down to the ground.
I must hasten, expede,
Storm, blitz, race and stampede
All our love making; that's what I've found. <LIMERICK... | 51,175 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glottis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My glottis allows me to speak
(Or, when weary, to creak out a squeak).
It sits where my larynx
Connects with my pharynx.
When I'm threatened, it spews forth a shriek! <LIMERICK_END> | 60,735 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boobocracy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's government run by the rube,
And it plays like a show on the tube,
When Just Shoot Me meets Lost
And good judgment is tossed.
It's boobocracy. (Bush is the boob.) <LIMERICK_END> | 14,286 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drove humpty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You drove Humpty today up a wall:
Made him livid. That wall's ten feet tall.
For an egg, that's not good;
That is not where eggs should
Ever be, not at all, should they fall. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,369 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'centrum center'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A centrum's a center, that's all,
Like the point at the core of a ball,
Or a focus or hub,
Or my neighborhood pub
(Where I'm right in the midst of this brawl). <LIMERICK_END> | 14,957 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fermat remark'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Where mathematicians in vain
Sought old Fermat's remark to explain,
A proof's found (by one Wiles)
That continues for miles,
And this verse is too small to contain. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,968 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sunk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Having no fixed abode he was sunk.
On the streets for a month. Boy, he stunk.
In a park in the town,
He was forced to doss down
Overnight—used a bench for a bunk. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,320 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hairy pat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a freak show sits hairy Pat Grady,
Yellin', "Kiss me!" I think, somethin's shady…
Yes, of course, what is weird…
That gal's sportin' a beard!
I ain't kissin' no fat bearded lady! <LIMERICK... | 55,710 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mama rook'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mama Rook built a nest very high,
So the view was quite largely of sky.
"I shall fall in a bush,"
Said her fledgling. One push
From his ma proved him wrong: "I can fly!" <LIMERICK_END> | 54,053 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flutes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A practical, musical type
Has plumbing which, blocked, makes him gripe.
When asked why he toots
In two sharps on his flutes,
He explains he's descaling his pipe. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,184 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stone walls'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It will not shoot stone walls to the sky;
As a wall rocket plant it will try
Out a perch on the rocks,
With its roots between blocks,
And survey its domain high and dry. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,963 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spring find'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you'd manage the flow of a spring,
Find its source; the spring's eye is the thing.
File your claim on that site,
Then prepare for a fight.
Conservationists do pack a sting. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,651 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'minded citizens'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Most civic-minded citizens care
How the poor and the indigent fare.
If they'd give of their time
And a dollar (or dime)
Then folks' problems would soon become rare. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,484 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'afterword'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the author's wrapped up the whole plot,
And the book's done down to the last dot,
There's the afterword still
As a place he can fill
With the little things that he forgot. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,282 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kidnapped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Abduction! By whom? The solution:
Their call suggests clear attribution.
Joe was kidnapped. He's small,
Yet they said he was tall,
So the gang must be all Lilliputian. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,868 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'strawberries luscious'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I love strawberries, luscious and sweet
As a healthy and succulent treat,
But the last bowl I had
I believe had gone bad
'Cause they smelled like my grandfather's feet. <LIMERICK_EN... | 62,959 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'angelkind'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Doctor Dee's dark Angelical Stone,
Where he scried to divine for the throne,
Was a speculum bright,
Through which angelkind might
Have been glimpsed, as he sought the unknown. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,260 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kiddie kart'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I engined son Bart's kiddie kart.
That new motor set Bart's kart apart.
But he crashed. My mistake?
Failed to beef up the brake.
The poor kid lost the race but not heart. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,832 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flag vietnam'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The body is moved from the bag
To a coffin that's draped with the flag.
Vietnam is the war;
The lieutenant's no more,
Having died playing capture the frag. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,921 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shirk aggiornamento'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Let's face it, this word is a bear
To define in a limerick where
Only anapests work.
It's a job I won't shirk:
Aggiornamento's updating. So there! <LIMERICK_END> | 857 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'catalan bona'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My homage to Catalan, bona
fide language of fair Barcelona:
Some speak it in Spain
And in France. (See, this plain
Way of writing's my Orwell persona.) <LIMERICK_END> | 10,676 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mozart'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Twenty years' worth of lessons and please!
I sit down at the keys and I freeze.
How's my Beethoven? Lame.
And my Mozart? The same.
I can't even play "Chopsticks" with ease. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,870 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'oedilf definitions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When OEDILF definitions are weak
And not at all close to the peak,
What is it that helps
(Like those idiots named Phelps)?
Adding author's notes makes such lims chic! <LIMERICK_END> | 65,758 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jill euphonious'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Jill's euphonious voice in a trill
Almost sings out her words till they spill
Sweet and soft in Jack's ear.
They're so pleasing to hear,
He records them. She'll send him a bill. <LIMERICK... | 45,980 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fellow bernoulli'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Oh professor, don't think me unruly;
I've a question. I'm asking it coolly.
When a spiral takes form
In a flower or storm,
Why's it named for that fellow, Bernoulli? <LIMERICK_END> | 4,962 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ball washer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Clean up—we tee off in an hour.
Use the ball washer, dude…why so sour?"
"I don't want to sound rude,
But a ball-washer dude?
Makes me squeamish. I think I'll just shower." <LIMERICK_END> | 54,750 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mrs bobbitt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mrs. Bobbitt was thoroughly mocked;
By Lorena's revenge we were shocked.
It burned like an ember;
John had to re-Member,
Because he had gone off half-cocked. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,808 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drumsticks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At a new ristorante, il Fed,
We had ordered some soup and some bread.
The grissini they brought
Were so hard that we ought
To have used them as drumsticks instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,856 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acronychal date'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hey, honey, it's getting quite late.
The sun is still up, but just wait!
Let's go out on a hill
In the evening's sweet chill
And enjoy an acronychal date. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,596 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amylum starch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This amylum (starch that's in fruits,
And in seeds, tubers, stem pith and roots)
Is a part of your food,
But has come to be viewed
As a crime by the Atkins recruits. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,303 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'african tree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Entandrophragma's an African tree.
Its timber is coveted. See
How superb is its wood —
Which I'd steal if I could;
Such "mahogany" hardwood's not free! <LIMERICK_END> | 50,506 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'voice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm constrained; I can't find my own voice.
No free agent am I I've no choice.
I will do what I'm told
Up until I'm paroled,
Then rearm and resume and rejoice! <LIMERICK_END> | 57,961 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'borrowed dad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a teen, I once "borrowed" Dad's 'Vette
For a date on the beach with Georgette.
We were drunk on his gin
When the high tide came in.
Did I catch hell that evening? You bet! <LIMERICK_END> | 13,992 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a cat person. That's why a chow,
Or a poodle, or any bow-wow,
Cannot manage to please
Me like two Siamese
Who pet me now and call me "Me-Ow". <LIMERICK_END> | 18,765 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'capsaicin pete'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Peter's chilies and romance were bland,
So his girlfriend began to demand
That he turn up the heat.
With capsaicin, Pete
Became quite a bit hotter than planned! <LIMERICK_END> | 20,928 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snore snore'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Let's be honest, we all know the score,
We've all heard that denial before.
You're only "good friends"?
And you say, "It depends
What the meaning of is is"? Snore, snore… <LIMERICK_END> | 41,529 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'candidate hopes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a candidate hopes to do well,
Being candid's an urge he must quell.
With his sound bites rehearsed
For the focus groups first,
It's the "canned"-idate who will excel! <LIMERICK_END> | 14,473 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a diner painstakingly staffed
With a crew who feel slang is a craft.
The thing I like most
Is two poached eggs on toast,
Which is Adam and Eve on a raft. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,090 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plucking hair'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Plucking hair from your head's made you bald
In some parts of your scalp. Mom's appalled.
This forceful evulsion
Of hair's a compulsion.
To a shrink you're about to be hauled. <LIMERICK_END... | 49,466 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'majority doctrine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It is not just a case of priority
Based on voting results (a majority);
A doctrine's the chief
And accepted belief
That's imposed by the highest authority. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,881 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'herr hitler'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Herr Hitler took over as head
Of the Reich, he quit painting and said,
"I'm now Chancellor, so,
To my chancellery go,
Tear down pictures; pin maps there instead!" <LIMERICK_END> | 50,560 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scream'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Keep on trying to get your damn way.
Go on, scream I just love what you say.
No stop messing with me.
That's epitrope, see?
Go to hell I mean, have a nice day. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,130 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'roosters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the farmer, "A lie-in's a crime,
And I often wish roosters could mime—
Though, if ever I botch
The alarm on my watch,
At least someone round here crows the time." <LIMERICK_END> | 24,434 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'follicular sadness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's follicular sadness in me
Re the holes, in my head, you can't see:
Each a hair's root should hold,
But as mine are now old,
They're all empty except the last three. <LIMERICK_EN... | 54,393 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'new dress'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> One thing is most certainly clear:
Miss Austin's new dress was not dear.
A robe of that ilk
Should be made of fine silk.
Hers is merely bariga I fear. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,158 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cooking chitlins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cooking chitlins, I'm cheerful, not doleful;
I love boiling grits by the bowlful.
Of ham hocks and stuff
I just can't make enough:
My cuisine is both hearty and soulful. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,653 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'belittling words'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your belittling words break my heart.
You tell me I'm not very smart.
You make me feel small
With, "You're no use at all!"
You've got scornfulness down to an art. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,152 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cut crinkly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I went to McDonald's and ate
A huge order of fries from my plate;
As good as they tasted,
On me they were wasted.
I like mine cut crinkly, not straight. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,916 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eskimo bride'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An Eskimo bride made a stew
For her whale-hunting husband, Namu.
He found the meat rubbery,
Fishy, and blubbery
And oh so delicious to chew. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,101 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anaphia lack'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anaphia's lack of sensation.
You're anaptic, to Doc's consternation.
Anaesthesia to touch
Shouldn't please ya too much,
So you're under prolonged observation. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,730 |
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