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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calendar students'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a calendar students adore;
Showing only the school year (or more).
It's a quick way to see
When vacation will be.
Academic use: that's what it's for. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,982 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glittering word'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This glittering word tops the list,
So refulgent 'mongst terms I had missed.
I'd a gleam in my eyes
And 'twas quite a surprise:
The verb glist, meaning "shine", did exist. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,704 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rhyme'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Say bud, can you lend me a dime?"
"We ain't harborin' organized crime."
"I like jello that's pink!"
"All your color schemes stink."
See, American English in rhyme. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,069 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'insult'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While your insult was not so appealing,
'Twas revealing of you, I am feeling.
In fact, it was galling,
And rude and appalling,
Though I'm healing and certainly dealing. <LIMERICK_END> | 465 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'broom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A useful invention, the broom,
If you happen to live in a room
That conveniently comes
With a floorful of crumbs
And resembles a dust-bunny tomb. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,209 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'erratic theocracy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A tyrant is much too erratic.
Theocracy? Nah, it's dogmatic.
Those technocrats? Yawn.
Ask the people: I'm drawn
To the worst ('cept the rest) democratic. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,332 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sucking bats'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Why do blood-sucking bats make you squeal?
They've a weird altruistic appeal.
Should a buddy bat say,
"Gosh, I'm hungry today,"
One who's eaten will donate a meal. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,120 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'border beds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For your border beds: sugar and spice,
(Called foamflower too) will suffice—
Rising salmony-whites
Will reach moderate heights.
Take it home with you now, at half price. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,299 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yogi berra'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Yogi Berra, the records have shown,
Has ten Series rings of his own.
He not only could hit,
He was great with the mitt,
Yet for malaprops now he's most known. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,751 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'goodbye casablanca'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Noted Ilsa, a tear in her eye,
To her Vic after Rick said goodbye,
"Casablanca was neat,
So please order, my sweet,
A gin rickey for me as we fly." <LIMERICK_END> | 27,006 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ponder similes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Classic writing outdoes the generic.
Ponder similes known as Homeric:
In his epic, the Iliad,
Sev'ral lines (not a chiliad)
Form word-pictures—bold, atmospheric. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,543 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thirteen ladies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was asked by this guy in a bar,
"Listen, bub. D'ya like it bizarre?
For a C-note, I've got
Thirteen ladies, red hot,
And all willing, outside in my car." <LIMERICK_END> | 22,512 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seven nuns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My old pick-up's been beaten and battered,
With both backup lights thoroughly shattered.
In reverse, I still warn
When I lean on my horn,
And just now, seven nuns simply scattered. <LIMERICK_E... | 46,567 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trial'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "This trial has gone straight by the book.
We've established this man is a crook.
He is guilty, indeed!"
And the jury agreed.
Seven minutes was all that it took. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,681 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'york times'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Time to yawn and then open your eyes!
Time to leap out of bed, to arise!
You must earnestly strive
To look sharp and alive
Lest The New York Times note your demise. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,508 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blotter rustler'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A blotter's a rustler who steals
And then alters the brand that reveals
Who the real owner is—
In the cow-stealing biz
He'll be thieving 'til somebody squeals. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,062 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stager'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Behind every action's a factor
That causes the act, the enactor.
The stager, engager.
You know him, I'd wager:
The mover and shaker—the actor! <LIMERICK_END> | 745 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'display resolution'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To measure an image of mine
With display resolution most fine,
Use a unit of dots.
Gigapixels have lots.
They have ten to the power of nine. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,070 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nursing assistant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're a nursing assistant, it's true,
And you're certified. Here's what you do:
Give a bath, make a bed,
See that sick folks are fed...
Tell me, what would we do without you? <LIMERICK... | 23,293 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thanksgiving mom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At Thanksgiving Mom shouted, "Dig in!
Let November's food orgy begin!"
But she's like this year 'round—
Meal for meal, pound for pound—
And insulted as hell if you're thin. <LIMERICK_END... | 40,877 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'draw line'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some folks draw a line in the sand.
How brave! How heroic! How grand!
If it looks like a bluff,
One line's not enough,
And soon they'll have no place to stand. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,349 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blood'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Blood is thicker than water, they say.
Though a friend sometimes feels far away,
One's spouse is much dearer,
A child's love much clearer,
And siblings may fight, but they play. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,195 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ball suddenly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It was fast, such a frightening surprise,
As I saw the ball suddenly rise.
So I ducked to the floor.
It continued to soar
Past the 'keeper's head. We won on byes. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,678 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fraxinella'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fraxinella: the gardening pros
Say this plant is unusual. It grows
In warm woodland soils
And exudes toxic oils
Which catch fire. (So stay armed with a hose!) <LIMERICK_END> | 55,892 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'commissioning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She's high-tech and well-armed, and she's sleek.
Her commissioning's early next week.
This American beauty
Will soon be on duty
Securing the seas for the meek. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,049 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frustration blts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To the waitress I yelled in frustration,
"BLTs are, for your information,
Bacon sandwiches, not
What you brought me!" I got
Theologians of Black Liberation. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,646 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'invite party'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'd an invite, a party well fraught
With politicos, all of them bought.
To circulate in
'Mongst the villains of sin:
Check my grin; hope I never get caught! <LIMERICK_END> | 18,145 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'navy commission'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a warship in Navy commission
Is updated, then put in position
For its next redeployment,
Replete with enjoyment,
Its A & As fuel this ambition. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,736 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clumped cubic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the dark, evil Fortune supplied
Wet cement poured in cubes, one foot wide,
Just as long, just as high.
It turned suddenly dry.
Off I clumped. "Cubic footage," I sighed. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,713 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'earth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Green members of Congress declare
We should care for our water and air:
We're befouling our Earth!
They point out, without mirth,
We have no other planets to spare. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,705 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bulimics told'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her autopathography sold
Very well with bulimics, I'm told.
Titled Gold Medal Puke,
It's an angry rebuke
By a gymnast just 13 years old. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,877 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pollen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A botanist, Brown, had a notion
While observing a jittery motion.
He had no way to prove
Why the pollen would move;
It's the same for the air or the ocean. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,113 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'heroes disport'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Seek Elysium, Isles of the Blessed,
At the ends of the seas in the west.
There, by Homer's report,
Once-dead heroes disport
And will never grow bored or depressed. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,084 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'skin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What is e-skin? Material, thin,
Aping human and animal skin.
Temp and pressure it feels,
And when damaged, it heals;
But it wouldn't have helped Anne Boleyn. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,210 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'galleon flees'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Twenty-two and a half wee degrees
Right of east, that fat galleon flees.
East-south-eastward she goes
To the rest of our foes,"
Says the parrot; Long John disagrees. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,770 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spiritual fuel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the burned-over district, you might
Look for spiritual fuel to ignite,
But with too many rivals
And massive revivals,
There no one who's not seen the light. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,987 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dessert'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The sticker said "What's for dessert?"
I had fixed it at work to my shirt.
I'm a server. My boss
Puts this message across
Since suggestions like these never hurt. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,404 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yore'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A blazoner—what was he for
In the past that we call "days of yore"?
He designed coats of arms.
Now the word's lost its charms—
It means "publicist"—hoopla galore! <LIMERICK_END> | 9,270 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'novels seem'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Profound conflicts in novels seem real.
They've a near-universal appeal.
We're distracted by actions;
Ideas are abstractions,
But those moral dilemmas we feel. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,220 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'moon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> See these shadows we're casting tonight?
Turn and look at the source. What a sight!
The moon's more than half full
(Seems it's flaunting its pull),
And its gibbousness grants enough light. <LIMERICK... | 58,578 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'love auctions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This competitive bidding is fun!
I love auctions. What's that? Gosh, I've won!
And I'm now the proud owner
Of—three gross of toner?
I cannot believe what I've done! <LIMERICK_END> | 24,797 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For each challenge, this woman is fitted,
Sailing forth with her brow deeply knitted:
Gutting fish, clearing drains,
She's true grit, not much brains!
Sets her face to the task, with teeth gritted. ... | 64,646 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dercum disease'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This lady has Dercum's disease—
Fatty tumors from shoulders to knees
That are causing much pain.
Diagnosis is plain.
Every one of her doctors agrees. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,491 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'graduates beaming'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The eyes of its freshers are gleaming,
The faces of graduates, beaming,
As the life of each don
Here in Oxford goes on:
This city inspires much dreaming. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,795 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crash land'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the engines conked out, his command
Of the plane showed a fine, steady hand.
"Check your seat belts' condition!
Assume the position!"
He cried, "We're about to crash-land!" <LIMERICK_END> | 28,300 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lottery play'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> God's advice sent to punters each day
To assist them in lottery play:
"If you don't buy a ticket,
It's really not cricket.
If you play, you must pay, not just pray!" <LIMERICK_END> | 53,339 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The fight, like the light, is all done;
Many dead and, 'tis said, no one's won.
All this carnage must cease,
So I'm suing for peace;
I'll articulate (lay down my gun). <LIMERICK_END> | 26,653 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'throne'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The sovereign is gone I'm dethroner.
And of this mighty land, I'm new owner.
But my citizens glare
As I rule from this chair.
Was assuming this throne a big boner? <LIMERICK_END> | 33,347 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'intuition'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am bothered about definition.
All het up, I am sure on a mission.
'Cos it's a condition
That every submission
Involves more than just intuition. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,977 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'god fiction'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> God's a fiction, we're not His creation.
There's no Hell, folks, so fear not damnation.
To relieve faith fatigue
Join our Atheist League—
We're a non-prophet organisation. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,848 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gait'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "There is much you can learn from one's gait;
That's their manner of walking," said Kate.
"If antalgic, that means
On the good leg one leans
'Cause the painful one can't bear much weight." <LIMERICK... | 54,347 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'confederal pact'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This treaty was written to bind
Several countries together. We find
This confederal pact
Won't for long stay intact
If the people are not of one mind. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,773 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sucks seeds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Success Model Two will impress
As it draws out the pits with finesse.
It will not bruise the fruit,
And it's quiet to boot,
Because nothing sucks seeds like Success! <LIMERICK_END> | 55,615 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fashion sense'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your fashion sense, not to be rude,
Is so totally, hopelessly skewed.
You're a mess when you dress!
Get some duds to impress!
Look, I'll help you turn dud into dude. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,227 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hoopla'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "When the hoopla abates, then I trust
We will see things more clearly. The dust
Will have settled. The light
Of the future shines bright."
(Good thing time heals our utter disgust.) <LIMERICK_EN... | 44,256 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'one gin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At one's club, one's man pours one one's gin,
And then finds one one's chair to sink in.
Heavy sides and low back,
Clad in leather of black,
One can dream there of growing one's chin. <LIMERICK_E... | 30,590 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tourists ignore'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Circumlittoral regions, abhor!"
I implore, but the tourists ignore.
I'm a tidal-wave geek;
That's the way that I speak
When I mean, "Get away from the shore!" <LIMERICK_END> | 23,141 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gismo rich'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> 'Thanks a lot,' said the buyer. 'Oh, boy!
It's got gadgets galore to deploy.
Lots of doodads as well
And the gimmicks are swell.'
'Yes, a gismo-rich product. Enjoy!' <LIMERICK_END> | 58,700 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tommy cried'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The girlfriend of Tommy the Swami
Had been kidnapped by Albert, a commie.
"Your very best gal
I will murder!" hissed Al,
And then Tommy cried out, "No! Not Mommy!!" <LIMERICK_END> | 25,366 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feudality bred'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Peasants' lives, when lived under feudality,
Bred a different idea of normality:
As the lowly-placed serf
Worked the manor lord's turf,
He developed a strong slave mentality. <LIMERICK_EN... | 51,179 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nifty armillary'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Those nifty armillary things
Are objects with multiple rings,
Like the actress so dear,
Ms. Armillary Sphere,
Quite rotund after five married flings. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,854 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'enemy wielded'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My enemy wielded a blade;
All the same, I remained unafraid.
It's not hard to escape
The acuminate shape
Of a leaf—for I have a grenade. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,821 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hermann burmeister'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hermann Burmeister keenly inspected
Mighty fossils that could be connected
To mammoths and such.
One taxonomist's touch,
And a genus was newly erected. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,244 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'long limos'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The producers, directors, and stars
Arrive in long limos, not cars.
They're above-the-line. Crew
Are below-the-line; few
Get such perks from the studio czars. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,506 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kissed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "About time!" my wife spat. She was pissed!
Still I bent down a bit to be kissed.
About two hours late,
What I got on that date,
Though, was not my wife's lips but her fist. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,996 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jumped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At first he was very elated.
The thrill he had felt then abated.
Though his costume had wings,
When he jumped from the swings,
They flew off, and he wasn't alated. <LIMERICK_END> | 194 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mischief'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His behavior at times is deplorable.
However, no matter how horrible,
His mischief's forgivable
'Cause he makes my life livable.
My baby's just so darn adorable! <LIMERICK_END> | 52,145 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'islet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From an iceberg a piece (less than half)
Or the back of one's shank—do not laugh—
Or an islet not far
From an island: these are—
Like a bovine-born baby—called calf. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,736 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'delusion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To be certain of social inclusion,
He pretended great wealth; but confusion
Has now taken its place—
Disbelief on the face
Of his wife, facing up to delusion. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,913 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gun ludo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're a gamekeeper? What's with the gun?
Ludo's legal. So's chess and they're fun;
Hide-and-seek is a hoot!
Is it players you shoot?
Oh, it's birds you're protecting. Well done! <LIMERICK_END> | 55,354 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fuddles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our fuddles are meals with our mates.
They have made for some memorable dates,
For we all bring a dish —
Starter, main (meat or fish)
Or dessert no-one knows what awaits! <LIMERICK_END> | 56,282 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'harp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here I float among Heaven's fraternity,
Free at last from the cares of modernity,
So I don't like to carp,
But that dude with the harp:
Is he planning to play for eternity? <LIMERICK_END> | 45,295 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'want sympathy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You want sympathy? Don't look at me
With your sob story. How can you be
Such a whiner? I've seen
So much worse, drama queen.
If you cry me a river, I'll flee. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,439 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deflection yoke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The deflection yoke: saddle-shaped coils.
The electron beams' straightness it foils
So they bend left and right,
Up and down. What delight —
It's a raster scan! That's how it toils. <LIME... | 63,940 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'darwin sap'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The brochure proclaimed Darwin a sap:
Titled How We Got Here? It's a Snap!
"God produced us with ease—
We've no kin in the trees!"
Yeah, just antievolutionist crap. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,294 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'driving bob'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When he's driving, Bob's usually great,
But when going to work running late
And careening through curves,
He's a bundle of nerves
And a worrying, hurrying mate! <LIMERICK_END> | 63,401 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beetles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many insects I saw when I gardened
Were beetles with wing cases hardened.
Such an elytroid shell
Can protect very well;
If it slows down their flight, it is pardoned. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,960 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'word apropos'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Well, a model might strike a pro pose,
And The Tell-Tale Heart's a Poe prose,
But I wish I could show
Some puns more apropos
Of the word apropos than just those. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,750 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'airing cupboards'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Airing cupboards I wish to inform —
Are for keeping your clothes nice and warm,
For the boiler's in there
Making lots of hot air,
So that dry crispy linen's the norm. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,282 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'creature predacious'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The great white is a creature predacious,
Yet has sensitive tubes, ampullaceous:
This feature, genetic,
Electromagnetic,
Makes locating stuff efficacious. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,301 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chymotrypsinogen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Let that chymotrypsinogen lurk
In your gut, pancreatical perk!
It's an enzyme that's split
By the trypsin there. It
Then turns proteins to acids. Good work! <LIMERICK_END> | 15,639 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'named flynn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a fellow named Flynn,
Whose hands were bright blue and quite thin.
To avoid people's stares
He wore gloves—seven pairs—
Made of dermatoid latex, like skin. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,896 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'planet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The planet we live on, called Earth,
Is a gem of incredible worth
Because it is wetter
And greener and better
Than it was on the day of its birth. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,405 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ahithophel david'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ahithophel, David's advisor,
Made a move that sure could've been wiser.
With Absalom's lot
He rebelled, but was not
Well respected. His end? No surpriser. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,444 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eleven penny'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So I pick up my date at eleven.
Penny's pretty. I give her a seven.
Eat Italian—her mood
Rates an eight. And the food?
It's a ten since that penne's from heaven. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,215 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wheezing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Whenever we're going out hunting,
My buddy starts wheezing and grunting.
He's asthmatic, I know,
But we can't bag a crow;
All the game finds that racket affronting. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,067 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dinner jackets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dinner jackets are worn with black tie,
And the drape of them makes ladies sigh
For the dinners and dances
That ruined their chances
Of bidding their husbands goodbye. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,818 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ex wives'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My ex-wives all like lazing around.
The best form of employment they've found
Is collecting from me
What I pay by decree.
To support them, I'm legally bound. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,246 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mandible look'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> 'Neath your chin, el insecto may lie
If the "mandible look" you would try.
That explains what and how
Also where, and so now
The sole question remaining is Why? <LIMERICK_END> | 61,494 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cocktail beetles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With a beetlejuice cocktail, you think
It's an innocent, ladylike drink
Since the juice that's stirred in
Masks the vodka or gin.
Juicy cocktail beetles? They stink. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,440 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mop dipped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It wasn't the grand, sweeping drop
Of a full, formal curtsy; her mop
Dipped in deference due
To his honor. He knew
That small dip as a bow or a dop. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,750 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hip acetabulums'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My grandmother managed to slip
And fracture a bone in her hip.
Acetabulums make
An elaborate break:
There's a socket, a ball, and a chip. <LIMERICK_END> | 673 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eye choroid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In his thesis, great-grandfather wrote
Of the eye and its parts. I will quote:
"It has pigment that might
Help absorb scattered light."
He referred to the eye's choroid coat. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,982 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gospel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Rock 'n' roll, R&B, and soul, too—
What's the glue that connects them? They drew
From the churches way back
That were Southern and Black.
You can take that as gospel—it's true. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,210 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ef tee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's afoot with "ef tee"? Ha! It's short
For a foot, or in place names, as Fort.
Not a foot with five toes;
No, it's not, heaven knows —
It's foot/feet of the twelve inches sort. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,164 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'farry farmer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The word farry a farmer might dig;
It means "farrow": a litter of pig.
I so told my friend June,
Who was eating a prune;
She said, "Frankly, I don't give a fig." <LIMERICK_END> | 55,319 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stressed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm so stressed and run down cut me slack.
I can't work, man I'm flat on my back.
I'm on welfare. It's chronic;
I'm so epitonic!
I told 'em I just can't do jack. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,465 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blotto painting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Blotto painting: design made on paper
As a jest or a prank or a caper.
Take some paint (fresh, not old),
Drop on paper, and fold.
It's the squeezing of paint that's the shaper. <LIMERICK_... | 10,520 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'birdie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Par four and two shots off the tee,
The duffer stood back, said, "Let's see.
The putt's slightly up,
Seven feet to the cup.
Camera time: Watch the birdie! In three!" <LIMERICK_END> | 6,534 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'besprent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Besprent is a word from the past;
Its usage today? Far from vast.
Generations ago,
Every priest would well know
It's for those on whom sprinkles are cast. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,531 |
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