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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Removing the fish from his sack,
He proceeded to nibble his snack,
Then he bit back a cry
And he still wonders why
Did the fish, in reply, bite him back. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,969 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dinosaur media'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The dinosaur media's laying
Off staff 'cause the public's not staying.
Without changing courses,
Traditional sources
Lose out to what others are saying. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,991 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'devil kids'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They spilled all my trash, then beat feet
Down the grass between sidewalk and street.
Those devil-kids zip
On the soft devil strip.
If I catch 'em, those kids are dead meat. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,755 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'white stems'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Nice white stems are what gourmets all seek
When they shop for a quality leek.
For such etiolation
Use sunlight-privation;
Good blanching relies on technique. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,284 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disc brakes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my wife took her car for inspection,
It lacked rotors to aid speed-correction
(Pads engage when you tread).
"I need disc brakes," she said.
So I smashed up her record collection. <LIMERI... | 35,082 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bully'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're a bully, and that I despise.
Don't beat up on those meek little guys!
That one's light, half your height;
If you're spoiling to fight,
Pick on someone who's more your own size! <LIMERICK_END... | 7,149 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cataract'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I've a cataract, Jack, in each eye!"
"You have waterfalls? Strange, they look dry."
"No, my lenses turned white
And can barely pass light,
So I'm losing my sight, smart-ass guy!" <LIMERICK_END... | 64,548 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wine turns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Thanks to carbon dioxide, my dear,
Plain white wine turns all sparkly with cheer.
You may think it's just gas;
Au contraire, it lends class.
Hoist your bubbly; let's toast the New Year! <LIMER... | 8,341 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drought'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Twas a drought, so I dug in the ground,
Then I slipped, seeing stars all around,
For I'd clouted my head.
"Get well soon!" they all said.
"We've no water there's none to be found!" <LIMERICK_END> | 56,956 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mitzi'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My Mitzi's too ditsy, I find,
But her butt drives me out of my mind.
She's afeared that I'll flee,
But she just doesn't see
That I never could leave her behind. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,740 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cookery'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My Elizabeth's bright as a pearl
And her cookery sets me awhirl,
For she strains food in bowls
That are riddled with holes.
I'm in love with a colander girl. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,346 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boltzmann'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The constant that Boltzmann called k
Was this physicist's effort to say
"Let the energy pass
To each atom of gas
In a temperature-sensitive way." <LIMERICK_END> | 4,961 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'squatters grow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These squatters grow limes that are seedless.
Their orchards are neat and quite weedless,
But they're squatters, and needless
To say, they are heedless
Of law, since they're leaseless and ... | 32,127 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'soldiers behaved'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The soldiers behaved with brutality.
They assaulted with deadly finality,
Then they left us bereaved.
We filled out, as we grieved,
The long death list—a last sad formality. <LIMERICK_EN... | 54,272 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apathy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You've got ignorance—buckets to spare—
While your apathy's more than your share!"
With a shrug and a sigh
Comes your airy reply,
"I don't know, and I don't really care!" <LIMERICK_END> | 9,672 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'castor oil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If your table has wheels that are squeaking,
And a lubricant for them you're seeking,
You will find what works best
In your medicine chest:
Castor oil (in a manner of speaking). <LIMERICK_END> | 9,769 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'joe belle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Joe and Belle lived quite well in their dwelling,
But their mortgage and tax rates were swelling.
"We could make us some dough
Taking boarders," said Joe.
Belle yelled, "No! It is time we were ... | 40,755 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Had a tiff in a pub with some dude
Who, like me, was a little bit stewed.
I accepted his bet,
But his answer? All wet.
Wouldn't pay, so a bar fight ensued. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,810 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'air shrine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though an open-air shrine may be fine
On the days when the sun likes to shine,
When the weather turns wet,
Then I'm willing to bet
That an aedicule might seem divine. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,379 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'platelets clot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your fibrin is fibrous and white,
A non-globular protein to fight
Any bleeding you get.
If you're wounded, no sweat!
Mixed with platelets, a clot is in sight. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,013 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yorkshire bab'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Yorkshire a bab is a poo;
In the Midlands a friend's called bab too.
In the rest of the nation,
A bab stops starvation:
It's kebab (first you spit it, then chew). <LIMERICK_END> | 65,750 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bold feller'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sorter skittish and not a bold feller,
I absconded myself in the cellar.
I ain't keen to be seen
By the lovely Lurleen,
So I've hidden. She's callin' me yeller. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,055 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ivan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He made living for Russians unbearable;
They rebelled, hoping things were repairable.
He was quartered and drawn—
A discerption at dawn,
Which was fitting for Ivan the Tearable. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,465 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tom cruise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "The man," she declared, "that I seek
Will make upwards of two grand a week,
Have conservative views,
And will look like Tom Cruise."
(I would say that my prospects are bleak.) <LIMERICK_END> | 5,140 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mock sushi'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A chef with panache has invented
A way to serve flavored and scented
Mock sushi that's printed
On cornstarch that's tinted,
Appetizingly rolled and presented. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,418 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feudal cornage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Feudal cornage is not about corn,
But the duty of tenants to warn
On the awful occasion
Of foreign invasion,
By heartily blowing a horn. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,617 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bomb blast'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bomb's blast effect smashed in the wall,
Shook the rafters, and caused them to fall.
But we'll clear the debris,
And you'll soon again see
Our half-empty and unneeded mall. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,105 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'france pride'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> France's pride, the bemedaled LeClaire,
Stood erect with his nose in the air:
Gave the boche a defeat
By attacking tout de suite,
And so earned his deserved Croix de Guerre. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,456 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trump'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ray, that's flummadiddle nonsense, I say!
That Trump will be POTUS? No way!
I have bet all along
That the polls can't be wrong!
On Election Day, Ray, you shall pay! <LIMERICK_END> | 57,540 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'canal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A man and a plan, a canal!
Is not quite a palindrome, pal.
But a way to let ships
Make the shortest of trips
And a route to your eardrum's locale. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,842 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'collaborationist cries'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Collaborationist!" cries from the crowd,
"You're a turncoat, you snake! Are you proud?
You fell under their spell;
Now you'll go straight to hell.
A red flag's gonna serve as your... | 43,792 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'milk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Two young tourists set sail from Bilbao
With some milk they obtained from a cow.
The milk just survived
But, before they arrived,
Turned to butter—just don't ask me how! <LIMERICK_END> | 58,265 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bad fruit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my fruiterer sold me bad fruit
We got into a little dispute.
He claimed I'd forgotten
To say "Nothing rotten."
I gave the old geezer the boot. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,127 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'iq score'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All the best beauty contests now aim
To match glamor with brains, so they claim.
So a thirty-eight chest,
I suppose, could suggest
An IQ score that's close to the same. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,748 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mexican plants'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Native Mexican plants, fine and floral:
Pot these bulbs for indoors? Sure, no quarrel.
They'll grow long wiry stems
Topped by parasol gems,
Bright and cheery, like small drops of coral. <L... | 40,817 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'makes bookful'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> How much stuff is enough in a book
(Its extent when we venture to look)?
It's amazing how much
Information and such
Makes a bookful, by hook or by crook. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,712 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'overweight rocket'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Got an overweight rocket? That's bad.
To help it lift off from the pad,
Add a booster or two—
When it streaks for the blue,
You can bet that makes astronauts glad. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,523 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brands ms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As one of the world's best-known brands,
M&Ms meets consumer demands.
A favorite of dandies,
This candy discandies —
It melts in your mouth, not your hands. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,848 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'emoticons smilie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Emoticons: :) smilie and >:( frown;
Typographical drawings set down
'Cause our BBS traffics
Were lacking in graphics.
Here are @>—>— @}-;-'—- roses, a :^* kiss and a *<|;oD clown... | 48,213 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've concocted a drug that's brand new.
Test its efficacy: check—does it do
What you want? Does it cure?
Dope a rat if unsure.
After all, crippled rodents can't sue. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,444 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caveman dana'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Caveman Dana had many a son,
And some daughters, at least twenty-one!
Did his deities bless
Him with fruitfulness? Yes!
He did multiplication for fun. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,654 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sloe gin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You'll see blackthorns round each lovely bend
If you cruise England's waterways, friend.
Though their sour little plums,
On their own, wrinkle gums,
In sloe gin they're a heavenly blend. <LIMERI... | 9,430 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flynn catechesis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As instruction, thought old Father Flynn,
Catechesis is worse than a sin:
Its Q&A format
Enlightens the doormat,
Releasing the puppet within. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,575 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lad coat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The lad's coat of arms, when revealed,
Showed a border surrounding the field.
It's a bold shade of green
(The bordure, I mean).
It's a fifth of the width of the shield. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,536 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bottlebrush flowers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If ever you travel Down Under,
The gardens will thrill you like thunder.
Their Banksia bowers
Of bottlebrush flowers
Will fill you with joy and with wonder. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,958 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'masculine limb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In her daughter's bed, Mom, who is prim,
Catches sight of a masculine limb.
She cries, "Surely that's not
A young gentleman, Dot?"
"One moment," says Dot, "I'll ask him." <LIMERICK_END> | 13,024 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'maggie flynn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was waltzing with Maggie O'Flynn
When this jerk whispers, "May I cut in?"
Custom dictates I say,
"Please, sir. Take her away!"
But she socked the guy square on the chin. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,321 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chondrites'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of the meteors falling to Earth,
Some have chondrules, while some have a dearth.
And the chondrites that fall
Are the oldest of all,
Having witnessed our violent birth. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,160 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'water spots'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The book's special, but take my advice:
It's got foxing, so lower your price.
Water spots are a drag,
An unfortunate snag.
May I ask why you've kept it on ice? <LIMERICK_END> | 57,329 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'detained'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the airport, my dad was detained.
There they kept him, and there he remained.
"We're so clever," they thought.
"A prime terrorist caught!"
A computer glitch—anarchy reigned. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,674 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'example explaining'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An example explaining e.g.?
There are many to choose from; let's see:
"For example, I'd say",
So some say, looks okay.
And that some, for example, means me. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,359 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'executives daypart'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the broadcasting business, they say,
The executives daypart the day.
Yes, they break it in bits
To determine the blitz
Of promotions and hits they will play. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,451 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'senior moments'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Senior moments will make us feel old;
Ice cream headaches, sometimes, way too cold.
Both cause trouble or worse,
But when naming each curse,
Four-to-one prefer brain freeze when polled. <L... | 7,852 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dave'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What an ill-mannered person was Dave:
He just didn't know how to behave.
After supper, well-fed,
He exploded in bed —
In an act his wife never forgave. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,397 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dating services'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In your quest for a mate, you explore
Dating services, singles clubs, more,
Though you only need search
One door down—that's my perch,
And I'm gorgeous—the lady next door. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,116 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gainsborough artist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Thomas Gainsborough, artist of fame,
Painted landscapes and folks, all the same.
So we know The Blue Boy
Or watch Sunset with joy—
Works of art all received with acclaim. <LIMERICK_EN... | 58,268 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'membranous hood'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A calyptra, or membranous hood,
Can be found on the moss in the wood.
It sits over the case
Of a spore in a place
You can see—if your eyesight is good. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,896 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grocer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A grocer from Sierra Leone
In a cannibal stew pot was thrown.
'Twas an honest mistake
Any rookie might make,
Since by all spice that job once was known. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,719 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stomach gas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An eructed foul smell fills the air.
Tell me who, at this table, would dare
To release stomach gas?
That crass belching's low class,
So refrain, please; there's no need to share. <LIMERICK_EN... | 51,499 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'standard devs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Product quality bad? In a hole?
Job in danger? Things out of control?
Set stat limits. You'll see
All it takes is just three
Standard devs, and your head will not roll. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,441 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abbott'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The abbacy's vaudeville revue
Featured many an abbot's debut,
But they laughed fit to burst
At the straight man on first:
That's the Abbott who showed up with Lou. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,865 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leaders contentment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bread and circuses work very well
To keep citizens under the spell
Of their leaders. Contentment
Replaces resentment.
Less likely they'll want to rebel. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,808 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'villages burn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's for summer our hearts always yearn,
For the life among trees, grass and fern,
With no rainclouds around
To extinguish the sound
Of the crackle, as villages burn. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,876 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wool'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A practical tailor named Roth
Goes for wool, but is scared of the moth;
So he sews a thick coat
To be worn on his boat,
Made of chamlet, a waterproof cloth. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,751 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'death defying'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's quite clear, so there's no use denying
That you gamble with living and dying
When you boldly repeat
Every stunt, trick, or feat
That I'd duly dub darn death-defying. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,731 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'banker marks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On some stonework of Classical Greece,
We've found banker marks, piece after piece:
A requirement, a perk,
Common pride in one's work,
Or the laborer's sign of release? <LIMERICK_END> | 63,627 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nate valet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My friend Nate's a valet it's his car fate —
And his clients are often bizarre, mate.
Like Beelzebub, pressed
To arrive as my guest:
"Lord of Flies is the devil in car, Nate." <LIMERICK_END> | 35,579 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nudist camp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That damn nudist camp watchdog I'll strangle!
I don't care how that looks from his angle.
"Listen, Spot, I am hot,
'Cause that's painful, a lot!"
(When I sit in a deck chair, I dangle.) <LIME... | 26,821 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'catalyst'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A catalyst makes things react.
My reaction was slow 'cause it lacked
That remarkable stuff—
Just a pinch is enough
To make chemistry move. That's a fact! <LIMERICK_END> | 11,863 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'new logo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Our new logo," cried Hattie, emphatical,
"Needs a symbol, but not one aquatical.
We raise dogs; use a puppy,
You fool, not a guppy.
A canine's much more emblematical." <LIMERICK_END> | 46,572 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'futurology'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Futurology studies the trends
And the patterns in life. It contends
That what lasts, or what changes,
Results from the ranges
Of factors the present portends. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,048 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'say silence'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Shut up, I say! Silence now! Clum!
Don't utter a word! Just stay mum!
And stop waving your hand:
Others may understand
What you say, if like you, they are dumb. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,678 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'andy capp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Andy Capp likes his football and beer.
Unemployed, he remains of good cheer.
In a change that's profuse:
No more spousal abuse!
From bad habits this strip tries to steer. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,503 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'debulliated soup'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Please step to the side, Mrs. Stover.
I'm the best chef from Portland to Dover.
Your debulliated soup
Has been turned into goop."
"My de-what? Can't you say it boiled over?" <LIMERICK_E... | 32,291 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arm twisting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If I say that you're twisting my arm,
Then it may not mean physical harm.
For by arm-twisting, you
Pressure others to do
What you want, with your threats or your charm. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,912 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'actor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The actor was really a trouper.
His performances were super-duper.
So, oh what a shame!
That his main claim to fame
After years of hard work was a blooper. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,221 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bambi brassily'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bambi brassily hikes up her skirt—
Finds a man with a ring, starts to flirt.
In some busy back room,
Doused with too much perfume,
Let's just say that her loins aren't inert. <LIMERICK_END... | 30,718 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aorta descending'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From your heart, your aorta goes bending,
Then it branches, towards pelvis extending.
Though you stand on your head,
Nonetheless, it is said,
Your descending aorta's descending. <LIMERIC... | 36,346 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deadly germs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> 'Tis said doctors and nurses help spread
Deadly germs as they go bed to bed.
Antisepsis demands
That by washing their hands,
They'd cut illness—perhaps fewer dead. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,645 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'terror'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm in terror, in fear, sore effray.
The law gets its due on this day.
In a few minutes more
I shall pass through that door,
My short life to be taken away. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,996 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'connie crawling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Connie's crawling about on all fours,
Ass expansive as all of outdoors,
And so broadly attractive.
My fancies grow active.
I love when my wife does her chores. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,273 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'life science'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Take an organism: has it a shell?
Does it live long, and where does it dwell?
Bioscientists find
That such knowledge combined
In life science explains every cell. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,205 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'santa sleigh'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Australia, so it is said,
Santa's sleigh not by reindeer is led,
But old man kangaroos,
Six white boomers, he'll choose,
To lead his great gift-laden sled. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,498 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'warring countries'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Warring countries had hoped to reduce
All the violence by calling a truce.
But control sadly lacked
When a rogue force attacked,
Which incited all hell to break loose. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,635 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aged dental'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're aged, dental care's gerodontic.
In your diet, you'll meet the rhapontic.
Folks will serve it to you
As stewed rhubarb—a clue
That you've reached ripe old age, geriontic. <LIMERICK... | 32,653 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dawg'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As I doggedly searched for a word
To describe it, I found you preferred
Me to ask you the breed
Of that mutt on your lead,
But a dawg is a dawg—it's absurd. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,289 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'klutzes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the deli the countermen try
To create a nice sandwich I'll buy.
But the guys here are klutzes
When piling cold cutses.
They'll fix me a turkey awry. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,674 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arithmetic mean'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Arithmetic mean (straight in between)—
Geometric mean (product's root, lean)—
Inequality, see,
Tells us: A's more than G,
But if a equals b, mean is mean! <LIMERICK_END> | 8,676 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'riddles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For those who think riddles are fun:
The closest of these is the sun.
Then again, closer still,
There's the late Benny Hill,
And a brigadier general has one. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,217 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cyclone fencing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Cyclone fencing? That's money well spent!"
But I'd misunderstood what he meant.
It's the same as, I think,
Any fence of chain link.
It is not an Olympic event. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,920 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shakespeare'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> English Lit: an assignment, dismay!
Take the Bard, make him curt, choose a play.
On my paper, reviewed:
"Insufficiently rude!"
So I'll brusque up my Shakespeare today. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,716 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'epiphyte sprout'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ficus aurea's seeding is fateful.
As an epiphyte sprout, it's not weightful.
But long roots later dangle,
Then angle to strangle
The host where it grew. How ungrateful! <LIMERICK_END> | 65,740 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'friendship'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Each friendship of mine's a dilection,
A connection of love and affection.
I make each selection
With skill and perfection—
Not everyone passes inspection. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,929 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jars'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Those tapes of St. Elsewhere I've got,
That orange-glazed seventies pot,
These toys of the kids',
Those jars with no lids:
I'm a bowerbird, hoarding the lot. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,939 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chameleon turns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A chameleon turns green, brown, or blue.
A moth can have camouflage too.
To match what's surrounding
Is really astounding—
I wish I could do it. Don't you? <LIMERICK_END> | 11,178 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snow banks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the distance the storm clouds had massed;
Soon a bank dumped its snow and then passed.
Will the plows clear each street,
Making snow banks to greet
Those commuters who'll bank they'll drive... | 12,933 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dog killed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Yes, the dog killed his master, it's true—
A dominicide case, through and through.
Still, this grisly assault
Was the owner's damn fault.
You don't name dogs like that "Sweet Baboo." <LIMERICK... | 45,864 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a star called "the back of the Bear"
Which is almost the brightest one there.
Dubhe's typical role
Is to point at the pole;
It's a cinch, 'cause it's part of a pair. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,659 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acoustic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Acoustic, of music, means played
With all of the sounds being made
By breath, or by strings,
Or by drumming on things—
But without electricity's aid. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,858 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'felt vigor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I had get-up-and-go. I had drive.
But the year that I turned forty-five,
I felt vigor and vim
Growing ever more dim
Until now when they're barely alive. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,695 |
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