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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'french leave'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You don't wish to complete what's been started?
Choose French leave, don't act soft and half-hearted.
Best be firm and abrupt
When farewells may disrupt.
Just take off: join the wisely depar... | 57,480 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barnacles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These barnacles sure are audacious;
They're growing in heaps! Goodness gracious!
It's my fervent belief
They will build up a reef
And their labors will prove corallaceous. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,839 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'asthenosphere drill'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Tom, why don't that borehole stand still?
I broke yer asthenosphere drill!"
"It's trivial, Biff.
See, the rock isn't stiff,"
He coupleted, Swiftly. "So chill!" <LIMERICK_END> | 5,792 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'miss mazie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I just can't seem to part from Miss Mazie.
I'm smitten; her eyes drive me crazy,
And she's smart as a whip.
Dang, I'm losing my grip.
She's the whole enchilada: a daisy! <LIMERICK_END> | 52,196 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wrinkled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My frau has a brow that is wrinkled;
From worry, her forehead is crinkled.
Its corrugant power
Reflects how, each hour
That passes, she still hasn't tinkled. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,014 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'analytic philosophy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Analytic philosophy's task
Is to study what language may mask
By inquiring, "What norms
Shape its logical forms?"
(Well, somebody needed to ask.) <LIMERICK_END> | 31,724 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'qs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ask me A, ask me B, C, and then
Ask me A, B and C once again!
Your Qs, I have found,
Cover much the same ground.
Write my answers down! Borrow my pen! <LIMERICK_END> | 59,269 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breed unashamed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here are rivers and field land unclaimed,
Undeveloped and ours to be tamed,
Free to settle and seed,
As our Lord has decreed.
Here we'll prosper and breed unashamed. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,090 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dissolution solution'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This tough stuff's dissolvability's low;
It into solution won't go.
I say let's do a test
With this acid the best
Dissolution solution I know. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,541 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'use catheter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I tried all the above, but no dice;
Not a one of them seemed to suffice.
Use a catheter, nurse,
Though I'll feel even worse
When you use that long, draining device." <LIMERICK_END> | 25,129 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tickly cough'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've been clearing my throat like a toff,
But it's due to my tickly cough.
I feel rough and sound gruff
At the concert. "Enough!"
Cry the audience round me. "Clear off!" <LIMERICK_END> | 20,199 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fire hunt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Success in a fire hunt relies
On the torchlight thrown back from the eyes
Of some night-active prey
(This way's futile by day).
Is this fair? Sure a meal is the prize. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,631 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grapes garnish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I think fruit boosts the look of my plates.
From the start, it says freshness awaits.
Tiny black champagne grapes
Garnish coq au vin crepes—
Presentation! Chef Joseph creates. <LIMERICK_EN... | 55,497 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's across town from here to the gate
Of the factory, so here I must wait
On my near-frozen feet,
Braving rain, snow and sleet,
For the cross-town bus. Why is it late? <LIMERICK_END> | 33,888 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'teacher'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her teacher, one night after class,
Slipped an additive into her glass.
The spike in her drink
Perhaps leads us to think
That his mind's only track was "harass". <LIMERICK_END> | 5,405 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'whale'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Being almost as large as a whale,
With much wider a trunk than a tail.
Grey skinned, in a herd,
Must not be deterred,
And remembering? Never to fail! <LIMERICK_END> | 65,383 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'femoral artery'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Either femoral artery's not
A most wonderful place to get shot,
Because blood vessels near
To your thigh bones are dear.
If one's severed, your chances aren't hot! <LIMERICK_END> | 54,499 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clematis blooms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Clematis blooms pink, red, or white;
Sometimes purple—a springtime delight.
It gives privacy gratis
When trained on a lattice,
A bower by day or by night. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,473 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a woman, Joanne,
Who began life as Stan, but then ran
To a specialist surgeon,
Who worked, at her urgin',
To make her a truly changed man. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,858 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'youth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He admits, in his youth he was bad,
Was banged up and did time. Now he's sad.
Though no longer that yob,
As ex-con there's no job,
For he's wrecked what the man might have had. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,718 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'double barreled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Jack developed a plan to strike back
With a smart double-barreled attack:
"We'll both sue them in court
And lay siege to their fort,
As our guns (double-barreled) we pack!" <LIMERICK_END> | 43,842 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'marlin prize'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> After fishing the mighty Pacific,
Where gargantuan fish are prolific,
Take your blue marlin prize;
Have it stuffed. Its great size
Is impressive—a trophy terrific. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,094 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'call puny'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A Tasmanian you'd hardly call puny,
His best feat was heroic but loony:
While his cricket earned cheers,
It's the fifty-two beers
That made such a cult hero of "Boony". <LIMERICK_END> | 24,141 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fear dread'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You scare me! You fill me with fear.
I dread every time you come near.
You're so frightfully sleazy
I'm queasy, uneasy,
Alarmed and distressed with you, dear. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,674 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'playful molecules'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Playful molecules, each on a swing,
Decided to try a new thing:
To react. In a wink,
They saw themselves link:
They had cyclized and formed a closed ring. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,536 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'opera winters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In my opera "Winters of Yore",
I used synonyms right for the score:
Very cold it was chosen,
Plus frosty, and frozen,
And also the consummate frore. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,057 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ballroom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Arthur Murray's can teach you to dance
If it's romance you want to enhance.
You can samba and swing,
But it don't mean a thing
If you ain't got a suave ballroom stance. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,841 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old records'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You'll be glad you rang stores and persisted
In your search for old records resisted
As a kid short of cash.
They're available—dash!
Your sweet echoes of youth are back-listed. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,234 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alarm clocks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To the genius inventor (or three)
Who first brought alarm clocks to be:
Your device is a blessing,
I must be confessing,
But don't expect blessings from me. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,685 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'offense'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The offense is stuck in a rut.
Their quick pass rush is kicking our butt.
Play selection is lame,
And we're losing this game.
What we need are some draws up the gut. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,597 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dharma'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Maya, it's not; it's no marma;
Ay! the confusion with karma!
Whatever the role,
You've gotta show soul.
Die if you ought to that's dharma. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,229 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'global civilization'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some day soon comes a mighty big boom.
Tumbling mountains and more will entomb
Global civilization,
Interring creation.
Grim rumors bode darkness and doom. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,999 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'champertor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A champertor helps in a suit,
Takes one side in a legal dispute.
He'll assist either party
And, being a smarty,
Gets paid with a cut of the loot. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,420 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'two sets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Two sets with a well-mapped connection
That works in whichever direction
(For each A there's one B
And vice-versa you see)
Give a mapping that's called a bijection. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,048 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bamboo dunked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A discounter sends me a truck
With a load of bamboo dunked in muck.
Though he says he'll clean up
(Like I do with my pup),
I'm bamboozled and clean out of luck! <LIMERICK_END> | 24,987 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'binder bolt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A shaft in a tube: it can slide
Up and down, and then when you decide
The position is right,
You can lock it up tight
With a binder bolt, tested and tried. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,584 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I had a strong bent (inclination)
Toward changing my orientation.
With the straight life cut loose,
I'm now bent (other use
Meaning "gay"). Guys are now my fixation. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,203 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'audience hissed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the concert, the audience hissed
When the drunken conductor dismissed
The lead trumpet for saying
The cause of his swaying
Was being, let's say, Brahms and Liszt. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,044 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crystals'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> More power, you say, Cap'n? Oh no!
The Enterprise just will nae go
At warp factor ten.
She'll break down again.
The dilithium crystals will blow. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,035 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pastry chef'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A pastry chef worked in Berlin,
And adored his antique baker's pin.
With a mind-set devout,
He would roll his dough out,
And that dough kept his dough rolling in. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,578 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'candle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're a long line of candles. Your dad
Was a candle and so is your lad.
You are "dad to a candle",
For Abner's your handle—
Are you the best light to be had? <LIMERICK_END> | 13,205 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'loser failure'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're a loser, a failure, a schnook,
And your lady friend gave you the hook?
Quit chilling and swilling—
Jane's thrilling and willing...
And found in my little black book. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,191 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'monkey'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He'd been bleeding the monkey, had Jack.
Found him dead near a barrel of sack.
He'd drilled in, reached his goal,
Stuck a straw through the hole,
Sucked up wine, wound up flat on his back. <LIMERI... | 61,685 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'awesomeness kate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your fabulousness: that means the state
Of your awesomeness, Kate, which I rate,
Unsurprisingly, low.
Please make tracks now, just go —
I discard you like crumbs off my plate. <LIMERICK_... | 51,245 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'narnia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Having Narnia sole in the world
Was not Lewis's plan. Others hurled
Their hard hate and did roam
Against exiles bound home:
Thus The Horse and His Boy tale's unfurled. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,115 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'allodial land'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Allodial land is held free,
Not from Crown nor from State, but for me.
Without lord's where its name
(An allodium) came
From, not freehold—it's not held in fee. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,067 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Just a color" It swindles our sight.
For colors are wavelengths of light,
While the essence of black
Is fathomless Lack —
Fitting symbol of evil and blight. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,444 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cambodia seeks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As Cambodia seeks to transcend
Its tumultuous past and contend
With its strong Asian neighbours,
To add to its labours,
Corruption and graft have no end. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,835 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'doofus say'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When bullies in school say out loud,
"Sam, with brains you're not greatly endowed —
In fact, you're a doofus!"
I say, "I play the goofus —
That's a horn that blows chords." (They're not wowed.... | 64,040 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'indecision'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Indecision's a trait that I hate,
So the time came to fish or cut bait.
He still harbored a doubt,
So I told him, flat out,
"Hit the road, Jack, and please latch the gate." <LIMERICK_END> | 54,197 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'audition'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So, you saw our AUDITION NOW signs,
And you fancy the stage, Mr Hines?
The determining factor
Is: Are you an actor?
Let's hear you deliver your lines. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,694 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ctenidium'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A ctenidium? One is the gill
Of a mollusk—a pink comb-like frill.
There Mom Nature arranged
To have gasses exchanged
So the shellfish can breathe with great skill. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,449 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dome geodesic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Very light and yet strong is my home.
Many triangles make up the dome.
Geodesic's its shape,
And it makes neighbors gape,
But that's mostly because of the chrome. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,594 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brewery joe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though he drinks and he smells like a brewery,
Joe's an old-fashioned guy—with his druery.
Yes, he's gray-haired and portly,
But his dating is courtly.
Hear his druery vouch for his truery! <... | 44,015 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'radio stations'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Television or radio stations
May broadcast to several nations.
One can tell them apart
Through the call letters' art—
Which provides their identifications. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,718 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kiss'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As you enter the room, expect this:
Works of art on display, and pure bliss.
It's a gallery where
People linger and stare,
And are slowly seduced by The Kiss. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,534 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'galimatias'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Galimatias? Here's an example:
For cole slaw, three Cubans are ample.
Curse the runaway groom
With gold teeth in his womb.
Flesk abostinate dom tample stample! <LIMERICK_END> | 54,250 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'perfume promotion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We are seeking a few keen trainees
For a perfume promotion, but please,
Anallergic: no wheezes,
Wet noses or sneezes.
Advancement? Well, no guarantees. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,380 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drop friedcake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For drop friedcake, the rich kind, I lusted,
So I stole one, but damn, I was busted!
Still, the cop understood:
"That French fritter looks good.
With confectioner's sugar it's dusted!" <LI... | 62,561 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alkane asked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "What's an alkane?" I'm asked by my son.
"It's a paraffin." Well, that was fun.
But I've still got to write
Three more lines now in spite
Of the fact that I'm already done. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,354 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shellfish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When shellfish lay eggs (acting spawnal),
They increase living things that are faunal.
Though increasing what's floral
Would not be immoral,
I prefer what's mammalian or prawnal. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,172 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aaa rated'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dear America, home of the brave,
You must soon learn a new way to save.
Your 'AAA rated'
Has now been abated
To 'AA plus' status that's grave! <LIMERICK_END> | 50,651 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nucleate boiling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bubble in liquid will rise
Once it reaches a critical size.
That's a process repeated
On walls aptly heated,
If nucleate boiling applies. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,431 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'biaryl'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A biaryl has two aryl groups,
And the aryls have resonant loops.
Her motif goes beyond
What makes pharmacists fond,
For she'll conquer the rest when she stoops. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,895 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eye'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If your eye is so sore you could cry,
Then I'm sure that you'll want to know why.
I'll examine it first,
But to check for the worst,
I will test it with fluorescein dye. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,612 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bootstrap'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To don boots, there's a tool made for you.
Put its hook in each bootstrap (there's two),
Then yank up on the tool —
No, there's no boot-tool school.
Sir, I think you should just buy a shoe. <LI... | 33,652 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cheer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> First a buzz, soon a cheer, then a roar:
A crescendo that rose with the score.
With each fearless attack,
Our boys clawed their way back.
Then, a gasp: they collapsed, as before. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,244 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'infant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the first stage, the infant is mewling,
Still a baby, too foolish for schooling.
Sure, at puking it's skilled,
But when stomach's unfilled,
Then it's off to mom's breast for refueling. <LIMERIC... | 29,914 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chef jane'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In her kitchen, Chef Jane often tinkers.
She makes friedcakes, like donuts (called sinkers).
Shaped in rings, twists, or strips,
They do widen her hips.
So she's bought some tight girdles, as s... | 60,018 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abscesses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When tending to red, puffy skin,
Note that abscesses may grow within.
Though you may start out queasy,
To pop them is easy:
Just give them a prick with a pin. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,213 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hour flights'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's those four-hour flights that I dread.
Let's take simple daycations instead.
Drive a while, see some sight,
Then come home that same night
To our comfortable (no-expense) bed. <LIMERICK_... | 36,754 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bipartisan ticket'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In politics, everything's cricket;
We wade through a candidate thicket.
In support of gay pride,
Spreading votes for each side,
We provide a bipartisan ticket. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,459 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bentley lent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You amaze and astound me: what cheek!
You flabbergast me! Just this week
You smashed up and bent
The Bentley I lent
You. And now you call me a mean freak! <LIMERICK_END> | 53,203 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> 4-H'ers are kids for whom farms
Have such healthy and heartwarming charms
That their hands and their heads
(Through support from the Feds)
Do the work. There's no twisting of arms. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,647 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'writing mails'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Writing e-mails? A line there may be,
In the heading, that reads "bcc:".
For addressees put there,
Though the message they share,
No one knows they will read it, just me. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,526 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aphid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Been invaded by Aphid the Pest—
In my garden he's having a fest!
No fresh buds are immune
From this sap-suckin' goon—
I'm upset and distressed with this guest! <LIMERICK_END> | 37,765 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crown'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Miss America's fixed! You know why
I can claim this? So many gals vie
For that crown, each a beauty,
That I feel it's my duty
To report it just went to a guy! <LIMERICK_END> | 64,107 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'burglar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A burglar broke into my house,
But I managed to capture the louse.
He made such a clatter,
I called, "What's the matter?"
It seems he was scared by a mouse. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,278 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'booze'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you swallow a liquid, you drink,
But our language has one little kink:
Certain people will use
Drink to mean only booze.
Is that news? It's quite common, I think. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,523 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'manhood'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A man who was stuck in a rut
Said, "I've got to change something, but what?"
A notion then came
To live life as a dame.
Now the door to his manhood is shut. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,675 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'daisied dales'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When it's summer the lassies delight
In the daisied dales all dappled white.
With the blooms they make chains
That they braid through their manes—
For young suitors, a fanciful sight! <LIME... | 28,968 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chemical physics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What is chemical physics? Who knows?
Ask those physical chemistry pros!
They will tell you, "The same!"
Who's inverted the name?
For some scientists anything goes. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,052 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pringles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "These uniform Pringles are crinkled,
With a crispature evenly wrinkled.
Since they're salty as hell,
I gulp soda as well—
By the gallon," said Tim as he tinkled. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,878 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your ode to the glories of gas
Is too floridly worded to pass—
Too baroque and high-flown
For your nether cologne,
Yet your structure and rhyme are first class. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,108 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bad talk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To bad-talk a person implies
That he's someone you scorn or despise.
Are the brickbats you hurl
'Cause he's stolen the girl
You adore out from under your eyes? <LIMERICK_END> | 15,672 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'armies march'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On their bellies, I've heard, armies march,
So we stock up on sugar and starch.
All the infantry seen
Have a water canteen
To make sure that our foot folk don't parch. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,272 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crow flies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As the crow flies is used to define
The straight flight of said bird in a line!
But today I must follow
The path of a swallow,
While minding this toddler of mine. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,303 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amber approached'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Amblingly, Amber approached,
Tray aloft as she'd often been coached.
This gait, as a rule,
Boosted tips and looked cool,
But she tripped, bringing scrambled, not poached. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,048 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cadre'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the membership starts to grow strong
(Which is what you'd conceived all along),
The cadre, or core,
Will assist you before
All the rookies do things that go wrong. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,403 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fever trees'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Photosynthesis," said our guide, Clark,
"Takes place in one fever trees's bark.
"Might you see people romp
Through an African swamp,
Running temperatures high as a lark?" <LIMERICK_END> | 55,116 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'donna summer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Donna Summer declared, "This is hot!
It's a discoplacenta I've got.
There's a small mirrored ball
On my uterine wall,
And the babe likes the Bee Gees a lot!" <LIMERICK_END> | 37,674 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'distractions epinephrine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Catecholaminergic reactions
Can sometimes be more than distractions.
Epinephrine can start
Overtaxing the heart,
Leading docs to be sued for infractions. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,033 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jump courses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You need guts but, more crucially, attitude.
I can't stress this enough—it's no platitude.
First jump courses are risky.
Be focused, not frisky,
To stave off a skydiving splatitude. <LIMERIC... | 65,003 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breasts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My girlfriend is nicely endowed
With breasts that stand out in a crowd.
When a young man says, "Please
May I give them a squeeze?"
He is certainly never allowed. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,539 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'oscar wilde'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sure, I've met you before—that's a fact—
In the crush room before the last act
Of that Oscar Wilde farce
Once the crowd had grown sparse.
Though it's years, Gray, your looks are intact. <LIME... | 53,669 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'one ampere'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An electromagnetic device
With a wire turned just once (never twice!)
At one ampere has force
(Now I'll tell you, of course)
Of an ampere-turn. Ain't it concise? <LIMERICK_END> | 1,192 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gas plate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A gas plate is part of a gun
In its breech where the hard work is done.
It's in a recess
Where it handles the stress
Of shooting for work or for fun. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,177 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brace'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We was out in the bawley for plaice,
When my lad fell right over a brace.
As he started to squall,
I said, "Son, if you bawl
You'll get more than a smack in your face." <LIMERICK_END> | 11,836 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coveralls'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His coveralls signal a farmer.
They're denim and serve him like armor,
Collecting the mud
And the dust and the crud
(Every one a habiliment-harmer). <LIMERICK_END> | 23,584 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'slip'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I ensure (checking shoes, tie and zip)
That my foppery standards don't slip.
All I need for the road
Is my right pants-leg stowed
In an elegant bicycle clip. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,592 |
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