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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abigail'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An abigail (female, of course)
Could do well were she strong as a horse.
But an andrew (a male)
Tougher tasks could assail.
Employ both is the plan I'd endorse. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,345 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'capita income'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Their per capita income is high
By world standards, and maybe that's why
"It's developed," we say,
"So this country's okay—
Though democracy there's gone awry." <LIMERICK_END> | 53,181 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'morant carbineer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Draw the bolt back and chamber a round;
It's a soulless and sinister sound.
As Morant's carbineer,
Though the cost will be dear,
You keep on till each Boer has been downed. <LIMERICK_END... | 15,724 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disobligatory note'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The example my girlfriend just wrote
Of a brief disobligatory note
Says this: "I intend
To release you, my friend.
Our engagement now sticks in my throat". <LIMERICK_END> | 53,543 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abstract algebra'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Abstract algebra deals with things —
Complex objects like groups, fields and rings.
Think how number sets act,
But that's not as abstract.
It gets worse now they're studying strings. <LI... | 57,971 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nude'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Now he wants me to stand in the nude?"
She declaimed in a terrible mood.
"That suggestion can go
Where the sun doesn't show.
He's a swine! A degrader! He's crude!" <LIMERICK_END> | 29,569 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flu'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A doctor, quite flushed with elation,
Said, "I'm giving a clear demonstration.
The cause of my hue
Isn't drink, drugs or flu.
No, it's active vasodilation." <LIMERICK_END> | 7,134 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'treasures'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His perspective on art is unsound;
He's been stunned by the treasures he found.
Since his visit to MoMA
He's been in a coma,
But I think we can bring him around. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,740 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adam buddle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Who on earth is, or was, Adam Buddle?
Can't remember? Your brain spells befuddle?
Think: a botanist's name
From whence Buddleia came.
Thus two d's. That's the end to the muddle. <LIMERICK_END... | 37,021 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fameless'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No one knows me. I think it's a shame
That I'm fameless. My family's to blame.
I just called Mom and Dad
And it makes me feel sad
That neither remembered my name. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,956 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'big toe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of the five on each foot in a row,
It's the largest and innermost toe.
For this reason I would
Say that big toe is good;
As a name, it is most apropos. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,283 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'miss april'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Most often, she's sexy and sunny,
But Miss April's poor nose is all runny.
Its output is stunning —
Keeps running, and running.
Just call her the Allergizer Bunny. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,732 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blank verse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Poems penned in the mode of blank verse
Tend to bend standard code and disperse
Rules for rhyme (none residing);
Just meter abiding,
With measurements epic to terse. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,061 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'convince karen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Convince Karen (she's trendy and cute),
And her classmates will soon follow suit.
An exemplar of style
To the school's rank and file,
She's a leader, and wealthy to boot. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,092 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lengthy rides'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lengthy rides in the car are the worst;
Shoulda used the facilities first.
My discomfort is growing;
I'm fidgety, knowing
My bladder is going to burst! <LIMERICK_END> | 3,366 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cleidocranial dysplasia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cleidocranial dysplasia can cause
Many defects that some would call flaws,
But a comic I know
Makes them part of his show
And is earning abundant applause. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,227 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gordian knot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When his final round-tripper was parked,
A perennial squabble was sparked.
An un-Ruthian jot
Cut this Gordian knot:
With an asterisk Maris was marked. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,849 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'artifactual copies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For avoidance of theft, let's suppose
A museum opts not to expose
Its relics to view.
So, leaving no clue,
Artifactual copies it shows. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,058 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'game dice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Where I work, there's a game—dice are tossed,
And I joined it at very great cost.
Seems whenever I played,
With the rules that they made,
They would reach a consensus: I'd lost. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,753 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cranium'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our cranium's finite dimension
Expanded with one great invention:
First thoughts chipped in stone.
Writing's mightily grown—
And the brain's gained a vital extension. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,533 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'teddy roosevelt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With a show of great strength, we stood tall.
We were feared and respected by all.
Teddy Roosevelt's nary
A thought now. We carry
A stick "unbelievably small." <LIMERICK_END> | 48,894 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chitin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's chitin that takes up the strains
So that life in our biosphere reigns,
From the arthropods' armors
To champignon farmers,
In long polysaccaride chains. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,150 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'oedipus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I no longer respect him—my ex.
With his mom down in Waco, he necks,
In a complex of flats
(Where she lives with her cats).
There his nickname is Oedipus Tex. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,329 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'quite aldermanic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A chief in our village Britannic
Once fled from a forest in panic.
"Those deciduous trees!
Take them all away, please!"
We thought the bloke quite aldermanic. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,096 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'forbidden fruit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Forbidden fruit babe, you're trouble, you're fire.
I am smoldering, crazed with desire!
But I can't let it pass
That you're squeezing my ass
While we're singing a hymn in the choir. <LIM... | 57,972 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'contingency fund'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A contingency fund at our store
Will just cover our rent—little more.
That is all that there is,
Should our cash flow go fizz;
Nowadays our expenses just soar! <LIMERICK_END> | 26,942 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feast'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A grammatical reason to care:
When the feast you're attending is where
The amount of your friends
That they'll serve well depends
On the number of cannibals there. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,479 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'small nematodes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dactylaria fungus will prey
On small nematodes. If they should stray
To a thread-like device,
They're entrapped in a trice.
Very few will, unscathed, get away. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,283 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rope herbert'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mountaineering we were, well-equipped,
But a rope did give way and we slipped.
And without the said rope
Herbert slid down a slope
To his death in a snow-covered crypt. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,681 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sweet strychnine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Half a pint of sweet strychnine-spiced cider;
A green mamba; a black-widow spider:
What links all these things?
Their deadliness stings,
Because each is a poison provider. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,287 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'owning shirkers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our centralized means of production
Enable far greater construction
Of homes for the workers!
(You land-owning shirkers
Will suffer some bank-account suction.) <LIMERICK_END> | 14,354 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apprehensiveness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As the clues, signs, and portents appear,
Apprehensiveness gives way to fear.
But false worries are ended
When fate's apprehended,
And the path through the maze becomes clear. <LIMERICK_... | 1,680 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bernard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our class, which is often disruly,
Made a pact to act up, very coolly.
We'd cheat and we'd swear,
Planting gum in girls' hair—
But Bernard wouldn't dare, the old stoolie! <LIMERICK_END> | 33,609 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chafe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To chafe or to rub or to scrape
(Against or upon), like a drape
That is blown in the breeze
Back and forth 'cross the trees
Is the usage of fridge I would ape. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,464 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'share'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An A share's a unit of stock
In a company wanting to block
The possessor from voting
On changes promoting
A way it can get out of hock. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,971 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dryland berries'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dryland berries bear fruits that are sweet,
And for breakfast or lunch they're a treat.
In a muffin or pie,
Or whatever you try,
You will find them a pleasure to eat. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,306 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stirred contemplation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tea, milk, honey—they stirred contemplation:
Distinct when they're in isolation...
They swirled and spun;
When the mixing was done,
What were many was one: adunation. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,583 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fluther swarm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A fluther, a swarm, or a smack
Are all jellyfish found in a pack.
When nouns are collective,
Avoid the defective:
No terms such as fluther of yak. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,671 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mcdonald despise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We guys at McDonald's despise
Ol' Nick on the fryer, who tries
Like the devil to show
How it's our jobs that blow.
He's Beelzebub, Lord of the Fries. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,622 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'concentration'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Concentration is called for so I
Can infer what you wished to imply;
Disambiguate, please,
Your statement that: "These
But not those are good places to lie." <LIMERICK_END> | 33,441 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ceviche uncooked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ceviche's uncooked—it's a dish
Made with onions and peppers and fish.
Soaked in lime juice and oil,
It won't easily spoil.
You can season it, too, if you wish. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,847 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barnard oft'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Where Barnard oft viewed the black ocean
Of space with a life-long devotion,
Apace and afar
Fleets his Runaway Star,
Ruddy dwarf with a huge proper motion. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,370 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ship'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My ship, the Quijote, can smash
Through the bay ice, and turn it to brash,
And I challenge great floes,
Ever heedless of those
Who protest that such tilting is rash. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,864 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mama bridge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mama's bridge club is mad to the core.
Their folie is so hard to ignore.
See, they make little farts
When they want to bid hearts,
And they glue all their cards to the floor. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,414 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'throat would'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My grandmother made a prediction
When I started to read science fiction:
That my heart rate would speed,
On my brow sweat would bead,
And my throat would squeeze shut by constriction. <LIMER... | 22,411 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barbette'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Worn by ladies at top royal courts,
The barbette was a chinstrap of sorts.
Running under the chin,
It could cinch up loose skin,
As one dubious witness reports. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,699 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cambodia sadness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This land's now reviled for the killing,
Where a field full of skulls is so chilling—
A reminder of madness.
Cambodia's sadness
Now faces real justice, God willing. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,235 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drama till'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's romance with singing and crying;
There's fighting and scheming and dying —
My day's full of drama
Till my wife or my mama
Gets home, flips the channel, starts buying. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,921 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'oboe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Why's your oboe so odd-looking, Mel?
It sounds good, but it's lower, as well.
The double reed's right,
But I don't like the sight
Of that whopping great egg in the bell. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,894 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mac plaid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mac's plaid flak jacket truly appalls.
It lacks style for those charity balls.
If your dinner suit sucks,
Hire black tie, or a tux.
The Clan colours you hang 'round your smalls. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,811 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mergers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At mergers we totally rock:
We own every biz on the block.
Our latest addition
We beat to submission
Through straight acquisition of stock. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,630 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'almanac'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The august Court of Sewers decreed
That the almanac man filled a need.
His job? He provides
Any news of high tides
That could lead to bad times guaranteed. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,548 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ducks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They were dressed all in black, head to toe,
With their ducks, as they say, in a row.
"Are we ready?" "And how!"
"There's no backing out now!"
Their campaign to kill Doe was a go. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,950 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'new loans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your interest rate must be amended
When seeking a loan that is blended.
And while the rate's less
Than on new loans, I'd stress
That your old rate cannot be extended. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,097 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'champaign'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Unlike Porter, when out on the plain
I get many a kick from champaign.
This is true, even though
(Look up Lerner and Loewe)
Much rain stays there—especially in Spain. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,841 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cologne'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I wore Burger King's Flame (once a spray
With a flame-broiled burger bouquet).
Then I asked a girl out.
That cologne made her shout,
"No! You stink!" I groused, "Have it your way." <LIMERICK_EN... | 51,358 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ecliptic horoscope'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A coordinate some would find cryptic,
The ascending node marks the ecliptic.
A horoscope carries
The "first point of Aries"
(A synonym much more elliptic). <LIMERICK_END> | 6,156 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tape edging'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mom handed me needle and thread
For hemming (a chore that I dread).
Overcome with emotion,
I hit on the notion
Of bias tape edging instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,610 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'door'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A friend of mine once had a car
That could talk, though its diction was far
Too precise. If a door
Hadn't shut, it would roar,
"You cretin, a door is a jar." <LIMERICK_END> | 8,759 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'steam'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm taking this one for the team.
As a fall guy, I'll pay for our scheme.
Let me go, but beware:
Lots of info I'll share
Should this talk about jail pick up steam. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,737 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'garlic smells'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If that foul stuff is oleophilic,
And (like garlic) smells somewhat acrylic,
You can then safely bet
That your nose is beset
By an odour best called cacodylic. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,634 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'loud raspberries'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From the cramped upper circle we squinted
At Von Klompt's tour de force, newly minted.
The elite watched this balls
From the warmth of the stalls—
But loud raspberries from all were unst... | 21,856 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'el dorado'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many Spanish explorers were told
Of a great South American hold,
So they searched with bravado
For famed El Dorado,
But never got rich, only old. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,144 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thong'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hey, believe me, I see nothing wrong
If a woman should show off her thong —
Or knickers or scanties
Or bloomers or panties.
Go ahead now. Take off that sarong. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,952 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'young days'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For the young, days are short and years long;
"I am strong as an ox!" is youth's song.
Old folks agedly curse
Those damn terms they reverse:
Short years and long days weak, not strong. <LIMERI... | 60,550 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'new rhymes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An avant-garde poet called Peter
Drags his feet; he's a bit of a cheater:
With great changes afoot
He continues to put
His new rhymes in an old-fashioned metre. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,149 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grim vigilante'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're facing a grim vigilante,
And your chance of escaping seems scanty,
You'd be happy to pay
For a do-over play —
Start anew from the status quo ante. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,750 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'truce pray'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I fear further fighting's no use,
So I'm waving a white flag of truce.
(I pray nobody's guessed
That it's made from my vest,
Or my face will be utterly puce). <LIMERICK_END> | 51,859 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'children inflate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Start with Calvin and Hobbes (which was great),
Then the number of children inflate.
Make them older, a bit.
Drop the tiger's sharp wit.
What results is a strip called Big Nate. <LIMERIC... | 49,680 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wilbur'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Finding funders for research: a hunt
That led me to Wilbur (the runt!)—
That rich pig oinked and snorted;
My work's now supported,
All thanks to his generous grunt. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,381 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clinging vine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So closely our lives intertwine—
Her whole essence absorbed into mine.
All my interests are hers.
Where I end, the line blurs.
But I love her, my—CHOKE!—clinging vine. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,790 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'executant makes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An executant makes something be
Just the way someone planned it, e.g.
He may try to fulfil
Every customer's will
So that wishes and outcomes agree. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,023 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'graces altophobia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The climber could see from their faces
That he'd dropped from his sponsors' good graces.
"Altophobia stops
Me from reaching the tops:
I've a terrible fear of high places!" <LIMERICK_END... | 5,621 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'figure eights'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Take the gold? Not a chance—curse the Fates!
Why, I can't even do figure eights."
Well, no wonder! Each blade
Was so crooked he strayed—
Seems the cheapskate had purchased cheap skates. <L... | 16,889 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'empassionate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm empassionate, strongly affected,
And gripped by the fact I've detected
The opposite word —
And yes, this is absurd —
Is impassionate. How unexpected! <LIMERICK_END> | 48,989 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yellow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With this ink, all the marks you have made
Will not yellow, and never will fade.
Though its brown is just soot,
Bister stays where it's put.
As a wash, you can alter your shade. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,245 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'everyone fate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's ahead of us, no one can state.
Our demise may come early, or late;
But each life, good or bad,
Whether happy, or sad,
Ends with death. And that's everyone's fate. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,757 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baked beans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Baked beans have a taste without peer.
They're outstanding with burgers and beer.
But try dining with class
When great volumes of gas
Keep expressing themselves from your rear. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,542 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'speak daba'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hear Fred Flintstone in Daba? Go to
Southern Chad (they speak Daba); then you
Must engage in a search
For an abba in church,
And say, "Hey, abba, speak Daba—do!" <LIMERICK_END> | 29,795 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adopted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's adopted? Is that how this ends?
No, the plot into madness descends,
For the baby, you see,
Is a wide-screen TV.
"Dear, these men in white coats are your friends." <LIMERICK_END> | 26,263 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'start'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your start in the world is a mess,
But you don't have to wallow in stress.
Though you're left on your own,
By your efforts alone
You can bootstrap yourself to success. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,749 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jollier sport'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'll associate, join or consort,
And be partner in business, or court
Someone's smiles and good cheer
(Surely never a jeer!),
Change a glum to a jollier sport. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,441 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'slippery slave'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Down your slippery slave slope I'm skidding;
At the bottom I'll be at your bidding;
I will do what you say
Any time, night or day…
You'll want me to do what? Are you kidding? <LIMERICK_EN... | 59,542 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hector executively'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "My fame as a leader's widespread;
A choice of two jobs lies ahead.
I'll reach my decision
With vigor and vision,"
Cousin Hector executively said. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,529 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mud'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The mud is now caked on his clothes,
And it's dried like cement on his nose.
He played in that puddle,
But now wants to cuddle—
Well, first he'll get sprayed with the hose! <LIMERICK_END> | 11,300 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'copper acetylide'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A copper acetylide blast
Blew my gas plant right into the past.
Pipes of copper, alas,
With acetylene gas
Formed this touchy explosive quite fast. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,806 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cotton thistle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you step on it barefoot, you'll bristle.
You may curse, but you won't simply whistle.
It's the emblem of Scots,
And in Scotland, they've lots;
It's the plant that we call cotton thistle... | 22,536 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'use comedic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Use comedic for comic? A gaffe
Say the Pedant Police of our staff.
The distinction is slight.
If you're up for a fight,
Only comic is what makes you laugh. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,694 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sun'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The chromospheric, my favorite one
Of the layers that make up the sun,
At totality shines
Like immense neon signs
Shouting, "Look! A few minutes of fun!" <LIMERICK_END> | 52,099 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'naked means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Butt-naked means "lacking in clothes",
A practice that's favoured by those
Who like to display
(To others' dismay)
What most wish they wouldn't expose. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,390 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'term gobbler'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The term gobbler refers to the male
Of a turkey pair, grown to full scale.
But a more fitting name
For the tykes, I proclaim,
Would be "goblets." (They're tiny as quail.) <LIMERICK_END> | 60,014 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'philias mean'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Biophilia's one appellation
For the instinct for self-preservation.
Mostly, -philias mean
That one's tastes are obscene,
So this term is a true aberration. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,299 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the course of a speech you digress
And, reflecting, directly address
A conceptual thing
Like "O Death, where's your sting?"
Your apostrophe shows your finesse. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,344 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'look haggard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I look haggard and beaten and pale,
But I'm exculpated, fresh out of jail.
Absolved of all guilt,
Can my life be rebuilt,
Or are wretches like me bound to fail? <LIMERICK_END> | 56,265 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anthophobia said'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Anthophobia," said Spider to Bee,
"Is the difference between you and me —
For bugs, I'll wait hours,
While you fly to flowers!
They just give me the shivers, you see?" <LIMERICK_END> | 8,021 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gigantomachy legends'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Gigantomachy: legends at war
For control of the cosmos, and more.
Many giants at odds
With Olympian gods —
But to me, it's all Greek, and a bore. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,991 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shape rounded'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My driveway looks more like a ditch,
So my box blade goes onto the hitch
Of my tractor to scrape
The dirt road into shape:
Rounded top, with a minimal pitch. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,829 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dirty martini'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My coworker felt ill at ease
Seeing Dirty Martini. Oh, please!
Can't I watch at my desk
One who dances burlesque
With balloons, fans, and tassels? Nice tease! <LIMERICK_END> | 58,438 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'power transmission'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Take a drive chain with links made of steel
Whose bushed rollers engage a toothed wheel
Called a sprocket, and now
To a second, mesh. Pow!
You've a power transmission done deal. <LIMER... | 43,092 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ponds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you're lost in the jungle, then first
Opt for fruits as a quencher of thirst.
They're adipsous, which means
They're hydration machines.
Stagnant water in ponds? It's the worst! <LIMERICK_END> | 26,271 |
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