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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rhyming'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My daughter, it seems, has a flair
For rhyming with great savoir-faire.
She's having a fling
At this limerick thing;
It's becoming a family affair! <LIMERICK_END> | 1,183 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'peasant churl'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since ennoblement made me an earl,
I'm no longer a peasant, a churl.
Also, please call me 'Lady' —
No, no nothing shady!
Just that now I am also a girl. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,679 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'president died'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Not a cloud in the sky, not too hot,
What a beautiful day!" It was not.
Nasty looks came my way.
Not-heard news of the day
Was the president died; he got shot. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,870 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cologne'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your eau de cologne is the best—
Its attractancy leaves 'em obsessed.
It's especially great
At seducing a mate
When you wear it while scantily dressed. <LIMERICK_END> | 905 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lava glowed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We heard the volcano explode;
Lava glowed as it raced down the road.
The mountain's explosiveness
Led to erosiveness—
The lava scoured fields where it flowed. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,962 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'inventing glue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An experiment's done in my room:
I'm inventing a glue, but the fume
From the solvent ignites
When I turn off the lights.
Mind blown; windows blown. It went foom! <LIMERICK_END> | 65,252 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'roses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She's a beauty, this filly I chose,
With a bald from her ears to her nose,
Christened "Blanca," of course,
My swift apron-faced horse.
Are there roses in store? No one knows. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,851 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'distributive rule'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you take mathematics in school,
You are taught the distributive rule.
If you "times" by a sum,
The result will become
Just the sum of the products. That's cool! <LIMERICK_END> | 35,717 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abiah bore'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Abiah bore Ashur, she cried.
She was lonely, no man by her side.
"Ay, sure, the day's black,
Hezron...wish you were back."
But her dear doting husband had died. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,829 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mickey fingers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> 'Round the dial, his hands slowly climb,
Wearing gloves like some minuscule mime.
Mickey's fingers are key,
So it's digital, see,
Since wherever he points tells the time. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,075 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'three queens'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Around about ten, after brandy,
An angel-beast round can be dandy.
Each antes a shilling;
My wife makes a killing—
Three queens in her hand come in handy! <LIMERICK_END> | 5,860 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cries abort'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mother Nature too soon cries, "Abort!"
On October's nice weather report.
Expectations she kills
With the rain and the chills
Of November, when autumn falls short. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,836 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'loo defecation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What makes it OK to say poo,
Or poop when we go to the loo?
Defecation is not
The best word we've got,
But that four-letter word is taboo. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,583 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chromium salts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To view them, use chromium salts.
These chromaffin cells have no faults.
Neither nasty nor venal,
They're in your adrenal.
Without them, vitality halts. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,955 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gail'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Gail spoke with her mom confidentially:
"My husband's a baby, essentially.
He takes too much pride
In his toys!" Mom replied,
"He'll age out of that B.S. eventually." <LIMERICK_END> | 9,353 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bevan said'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "That Bevan," said Bevin, "is a hound,
Just a self-seeking humbug, a scound-
rel, who, some say, I know,
Is his own greatest foe.
But he ain't. Not while I'm still around." <LIMERICK_END> | 11,088 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aristocracy rule'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aristocracy's rule is the best,
And their fortunes have surely been blessed.
It is right to be led
By the well-heeled and bred:
They are always impeccably dressed. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,794 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'demonize rum'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "From the evil of rum, you've become
Quite the vagrant—an indolent bum."
"Not at all, as I choose
Other flavors of booze.
It's unfair that you demonize rum." <LIMERICK_END> | 29,862 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'american athletes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All-American athletes are those
Who in college demolish their foes
In a number of sports,
On the diamonds and courts,
And then pummel the fans when they're pros. <LIMERICK_END> | 833 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'callahan suffered'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Old man Callahan suffered a fall
From a building some ten stories tall."
"You heard wrong. By God's grace
He's a GLF case:
Just a ground level fall, and that's all. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,184 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ricks bobby'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Donald, Marco and Jeb lead the band.
Two Ricks, Bobby, Ted, Ben and a Rand
Will be joined by a Carly.
Now ain't that just gnarly?
Grand Old Party, no longer just manned. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,610 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'damp forests'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In damp forests, you'll find devil's club.
It's a tall, leafy, spiny-stemmed shrub.
Branches dip when you trip —
Then spring back like a whip.
Watch your step. They can give you a drub. <LI... | 42,906 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'contest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A contest: a fight for a prize
Whether pretty or speedy or wise.
We find fun in competing
(My favourite is eating
To see who can scoff the most pies). <LIMERICK_END> | 19,437 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yreka bakery'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In this town an eponymous cakery
(Not noted for ersatz or fakery)
Mastered baking, their knack —
Knew it forwards and back —
Palindromic was Yreka Bakery. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,625 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'whiffy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Wilf workshops OEDILF as Miss Whiffy
With comments regarded as iffy.
Once again on the whine,
His critique gives the sign
The old chap is decidedly squiffy. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,798 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'percent flaw'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If possession is nine-tenths the law,
I believe there's a ten percent flaw.
I am not giving up
On retrieving my pup—
I'll get custody, nose tip to paw. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,591 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stealing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've advice that I'd like to relate:
If you're stealing an auto, just wait;
Cops are watching some cars,
So you'll land behind bars
If you're foolish and swallow their bait. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,211 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'writing rhymes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though I've always found limericks fun,
The OEDILF's clever editors stun
Me with re-writing rhymes
At least five or six times,
Till they finally say it can run. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,544 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'troopers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The troopers were turned out of bed,
And commanded to climb Beachy Head.
They accomplished that end,
And were told to descend:
Thus a regiment's ducally led. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,366 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'algarrobillas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Seeds for tanning and dyeing, well known
For astringent-like properties shown,
Are algarrobillas,
Or algarovillas.
On leguminous trees they are grown. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,621 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crocetin dye'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You should not call Chinese people 'yellow' —
Well, apart from that sleep-aiding fellow
Who extracts from the crocus
This limerick's focus.
Yes, crocetin dye makes minds mellow. <LIMERICK_EN... | 41,512 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'zed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With Chris getting long in the tooth,
His anxiety heightened, forsooth!
To live until zed,
He saw up ahead:
A limerick fountain of youth! <LIMERICK_END> | 1,703 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'posh cocktail'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Keep away from that pub, my young lass!
The foul lager they serve gives you gas.
Their posh cocktail's just gin
With some fruit from a tin,
And real ale's an Ayrton a glass. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,588 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'uniform worn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sarge was wearing beribboned dress greens,
Clothes designed to impress, by all means.
It's a uniform worn
Never dirty or torn
Or when detailed with cleaning latrines. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,116 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bass thumping'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your music's too loud get a clue!
'Cause you're making the rest of us stew.
Would some dynamite chase
Out your bass-thumping case?
Why not see what your boom box can do? <LIMERICK_END> | 11,124 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chironomus genus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Chironomus, genus of midge,
Won't set up a home in your fridge,
Nor give you a bite,
So these bugs are alright
And their lives you won't care to abridge. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,149 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pretensions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Most pretensions are just a disguise
Of a type that most people despise.
Attitudinize, friend,
And our friendship will end;
Your esteem will reduce in my eyes. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,026 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bumps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bumps and lumps are assigned to me now,
Nothing big that might make you say "Wow!"
I would open your gut
And work miracles, but
As an intern I just don't know how. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,551 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black book'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Before cell phones (back then I was single)
I would bring my black book when I'd mingle
To get numbers and names
Of voluptuous dames
Who'd said, "Later, do give me a dingle." <LIMERICK_END> | 35,625 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bat in hand, I must peer through the gloom,
And I fear the next ball spells my doom.
Then the umpires confer
And humanely concur
That "bad light" is the call. Off I zoom! <LIMERICK_END> | 62,243 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bourgeois'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The high-muck-a-muck said to the shah:
"Your embourgeoisement's made you seem blah.
You look so middle class,
Folks don't stare when you pass.
Sir, you mustn't become too bourgeois!" <LIMERICK_... | 46,580 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flag'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bullet-ridden, it seems an old rag,
With hurt stitching that's making it sag.
But it flew proud and strong
At the front of our throng,
Leading us into battle, our flag. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,043 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bradbury novel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In this Bradbury novel we learn
A dark message that's hard to discern.
While the temperature rises,
It signals surprises.
First line: "It was a pleasure to burn." <LIMERICK_END> | 59,906 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caprylic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just imagine some billy goats that
On a farm share their barn with a cat.
Is your picture idyllic?
I think of caprylic,
The acid that's found in their fat. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,341 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vacation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At work there's a loud conclamation,
By strikers, that's long in duration.
Some want better wages
And new contract pages,
But me? I would like more vacation. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,388 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'callithumpian noise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Callithumpian noise is a pain
For the monarch, Juan Carlos, of Spain.
Though he's issued a ban,
People march when they can,
'Cause they love to parade on his reign. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,056 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'golf clubs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I have drivers and irons, but all
Are called golf clubs for hitting a ball
So it flies and then rolls
In successive flagged holes,
If you're skillful. (They are pretty small.) <LIMERICK_END> | 60,917 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'robot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've a girlfriend you've known since your teens,
But a robot may lurk in her genes.
If you two were a match
Would automata hatch?
(They are people who act like machines.) <LIMERICK_END> | 4,420 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dread swirled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A Munch picture entered my dream.
Alas, frightfulness came as its theme:
The revulsion, the dread,
Swirled around in my head,
Till the images caused me to SCREAM. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,990 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'emanuel bronner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Emanuel Bronner made soap
Clad in labels expressing his hope
That we'll grasp we're "All-One!"
And his company's still run
Sustainably, serving his scope. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,965 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vain call'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Call me vain, call me proud, call me choosy,
But my next girlfriend must be a doozy:
The kind I might meet
At Hugh Hefner's retreat,
Manor-born to the bubbling jacuzzi. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,920 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'combine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Combinable parts will be found
To be able to merge or get bound;
To combine two in one
Is quite easily done:
Click and clack may combine in one sound. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,569 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trains'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Have you ever considered the strains
Placed on couplings occurring on trains?
Note, I don't mean the sort
That could end up in court!
No, the kind that a dragbolt contains. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,094 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'makes glare'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her cheeks show a roseate flare.
In my camera, the light makes a glare.
There's a coating of gray
On the chocolate? No way!
It's a three-kinds-of-bloomin' affair! <LIMERICK_END> | 8,936 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'immigrants red'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Most immigrants, red, white, or blue,
Americanize, starting anew.
Some adults keep old ways
While their kids heed the craze
To reject every Old World taboo. <LIMERICK_END> | 204 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'defined armadillo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The aardvark is shaped like a pillow
And 'round it the dirt will oft billow,
As it digs in your shrubs
For its favorite grubs—
Oh, wait, I've defined armadillo. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,941 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cowl muscles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My cowl muscles, under attack,
Are disfigured and way out of whack.
A triangular pair
Near my shoulders, they're where
I've been patting myself on the back. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,002 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clean carol'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Darryl's done Carol wrong. So, clean Carol
Gets his gun. She is careful the barrel
Is wiped free of grime,
And then, in her own time,
Carol flips, through the heart, dirty Darryl. <LIMERICK... | 65,457 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'directionality mikes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Directionality: mikes will be hot
When aimed one way but otherwise not,
Like antennas detect
What some others reject
When they're pointed away from a spot. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,104 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'edam'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are cheeses that taste a lot worse,
And some others will empty your purse.
There's a nice one that's Dutch
That will not cost you much,
And that's Edam it's made in reverse. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,411 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'capitulate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Capitulate, in a campaign,
Means "surrender" whatever the pain.
So it's strange the formation
Recapitulation
Means no more than "doing again". <LIMERICK_END> | 12,157 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fiancé lee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's so handsome, if I could exhume
(Dig his corpse up from down in its tomb)
My ex-fiancé Lee,
He would certainly be
Still the best-looking guy in the room. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,767 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caddie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I'm driving my caddie," may sound
Like you own the best car to be found.
But add cart to that name
And your wheels aren't the same.
You're on foot pushing golf clubs around. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,450 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aquaponics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "We've got crop-growing ills," said my daughter
At a bar, where she hyped crops in water.
"We must try aquaponics!"
My four gins and tonics
Replied, "Heck, why not! Guess we oughter." <LIMERIC... | 60,588 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'property rights'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Community property rights
Mean that women will lie awake nights
To determine how best,
With one half, to then wrest
All the rest in vexatious court fights. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,381 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nilghai known'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The nilghai's known too by the name
Of blue bull—it's the male who's to blame.
He's a handsome steel blue,
While the cow's a brown hue.
He's the largest in Asia, they claim. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,171 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'muffett wonder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Miss Muffett's a wonder with wurds;
She does nothing by halves (or by thurds).
She asks: "What could be werse
When you're editing verse
Than to throw cream awhey with the curds?" <LIMERICK... | 63,086 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'madison said'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "We've officially split from the Crown,"
Mr. Madison said with a frown,
"And to safeguard our rights,
I'll be spending my nights
Constitutively writing them down." <LIMERICK_END> | 46,823 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'concerto musical'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A concerto's a musical rhyme.
The soloists wait for their time:
It's the orchestra's duty
To take turns, sharing beauty—
Back and forth, through three movements sublime. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,999 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'riches'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All the knowledge and riches on earth
Can't begin to approach what it's worth
To have seen it all through
And be welcoming you
To the world at your moment of birth. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,697 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wax'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A mortician who lived in Revere,
When he wanted some cerecloth to cere,
Didn't stop in his tracks
If he ran out of wax:
He just used what he found in his ear. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,425 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rhymes yowzah'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bernard Edwards, Nile Rodgers as Chic,
They made disco risqué, tongue in cheek,
With unlyrical rhymes
("Yowzah! Yowzah!"), "Good Times",
Irresistible beats, and "Le Freak". <LIMERICK_END> | 17,394 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'banana tastes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The banana tastes lovely and fruity,
Though I'll add (as my teacherly duty)
That it grows on a herb.
Since the flavour's superb,
In a coffee cream pie it's a beauty. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,643 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blacksmith desires'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To anneal, weld and draw he aspires:
Forging iron red-hot in his fires,
Clanging anvils a-peal
With his arm, strong as steel,
Making sounds that a blacksmith desires. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,333 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'church collection'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When in church, a collection is made
So the bills (and the priest) can get paid.
But we seek from the Lord
Something He can afford,
When a nice, concise collect is prayed. <LIMERICK_END... | 46,532 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'miners entrapped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's miraculous, truly amazing!
An improbable feat—that of raising
Those miners entrapped—
Held the world so enrapt.
Their great rescue deserves all the praising! <LIMERICK_END> | 42,397 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dressed cat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You sure are one crazy-dressed cat!
Vest of polka dots? Panama hat,
Purple band? Shoes of tan
With pink laces? Oh, man!
Dooley, what kind of get-up is that? <LIMERICK_END> | 63,873 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bells swinging'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From the bell-towered church close to me,
I hear change ringing bells swinging free
In a sequence and beat
Both demented and sweet:
Quasimodo and pals on a spree. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,557 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'protons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Let's smash antiprotons in streams
Against protons in similar beams.
This DZero experiment
Brings more than just merriment,
But data to sift through in reams. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,512 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'willow brooms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've seen willows that seem to be weeping,
And employed willow brooms when you're sweeping,
But for ground cover, try
Salix repens. Here's why:
It is reptant—this willow is creeping. <LIM... | 51,208 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bug eyed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bugeye's a flat-bottomed boat;
On the Chesapeake Bay, one's afloat.
The crew's in bikinis,
And sipping martinis!
It's sure that I'm bug-eyed, I'll note. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,926 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bone mass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The term bone mass, my Webster's has shown,
Is the mineral content of bone.
There are supplements (cheap!)
That can help you a heap;
Their effect on your bones is well known. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,455 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pee sugar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're testing for glucose in pee,
A blue Fehling's solution is key.
If it doesn't turn red,
Then you've come out ahead:
You've determined your pee's sugar free. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,835 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'audit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In an audit the books get a looking,
Both for errors and criminal cooking.
Honest errors, if found,
Just get fixed, but courts pound
On the crooked, so lawyers they're booking! <LIMERICK_END> | 1,954 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eat obese'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mama, Doc says I need to decrease
All the fats that I eat. I'm obese
(That's his term); but I know
I'm big-boned, so just go
On and keep cooking dinners in grease. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,154 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cliff rose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The cliff rose was what Clifford Phelps chose
As a groundcover. Half in a doze,
He got the wrong kind,
But his wife didn't mind,
Since to other occasions Cliff rose. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,264 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dwight white'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> About drama Dwight White is a writer,
And for tickets he's often a fighter.
First performances are
The guy's preference by far,
So he struggles to be a first-nighter. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,824 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'extreme'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That beats all, Frank, yes, that beats the band,
So extreme is your negative stand
Against murdering foes.
Let me please ease your woes
For "Today's Special" price: seven grand. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,390 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dobsonfly larva'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dobsonfly larva spends years
Underwater. That dobson's death nears
When it goes above ground
Or, for bait, it is found
By some fishermen angling from piers. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,396 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poirot detective'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The great Hercule Poirot's a detective
Who's brilliant and always objective.
You'll find him in books,
Solving crimes, catching crooks.
This character's tastes are selective. <LIMERICK_E... | 30,757 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wearing beanie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A freshman who's wearing a beanie
May look like a wimp or a weenie,
But don't ridicule that
Kind of flat little hat,
Or you may turn him into a meanie. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,016 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'public prayer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you're excubitorium bound,
You will need to climb up from the ground.
It's a gallery. Where?
In a church. Public prayer
Would be offered all night there. Profound! <LIMERICK_END> | 59,794 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eyewitness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the eyewitness, high on the face,
And her partner, around the same place:
We've been watching the nose
And the hand come to blows.
Did we see any blood? Not a trace. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,622 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mother eagle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mother eagle is doing her best
For the eaglets up there in her nest.
When she's feeding her brood,
Hungry chicks cry for food
And she seldom enjoys any rest. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,816 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dinner martini'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Min's dinner martini was ginful,
And her interests got into the sinful.
Absolution was sought—
Absolut's what she bought,
Since with vodka, she feels less chagrinful. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,628 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'capri'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a girl from Capri
Who cut off her pants near the knee,
But she did not intend
To begin a new trend—
She just longed to go wade in the sea. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,727 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'murdering thug'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The murdering thug, by all rights,
Shoulda fried by now. One of these nights
He'll be strapped in the chair.
Pull the switch! Fair is fair!
In each cell there'll be flickering lights. <LIM... | 56,145 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stone broke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a Scot who's stone broke, you're a dyvour;
Gone—your house, the Mercedes and driver.
I've assisted a few
Even worse off than you;
Stick with me and you'll be a survivor. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,508 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'underaged porn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I accriminate you! Your wrongdoing?
All the underaged porn you've been viewing!
That unspeakable smut
You're collecting is what
Even reprobate scum are eschewing! <LIMERICK_END> | 17,890 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'benny beard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Benny's beard's in the shape of a skull,
While Gill's spreads out wings like a gull.
Rick took most of a week
To shape his like a beak.
A freestyle beard's weird but not dull. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,927 |
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