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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'billy screams'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Billy screams and he jumps on a chair.
So I look, but I see nothing there.
Still he yells as he squirms,
"I'm surrounded by germs!"—
A bacteriophobia scare. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,377 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cousin ruth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cousin Ruth took the role of a sleuth
As she searched for the Fountain of Youth.
It's a mythical source
Of the magical force
That can keep us all youthful, in truth. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,081 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'choir'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You say that you have a desire
To know what the kids in a choir
Are called? Take a guess.
It's not hard. I confess
Of dumb questions like that, we all tire. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,558 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'endo prefix'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> E: between d and f fills a niche.
En: a measure in typesetting pitch.
End: choice morsel for dinner.
Endo: prefix for inner.
Endor: biblical village with witch. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,627 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'green fuse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What on earth does green fuse, Thomas, mean?
A plant's "wick"? I'm confused! At nineteen,
You abstrusely abuse
Words: I'm blowing a fuse—
I am tangled up, Dylan, in green. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,709 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grasses prone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I lie in agrostis alone.
Among these tall grasses I'm prone.
My love is sincere,
But if you won't come near,
Lend an ear and I'll fashion a clone. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,487 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thistle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mr. Thistle, what's this all about?
All our rules you dismiss baldly flout.
I have read your epistle;
It made my hairs bristle.
I'm blowing the whistle you're out! <LIMERICK_END> | 54,226 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'atocha grass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Atocha, with treasures galore,
Held cargo worth markedly more
Than atocha, a grass,
But it foundered, alas,
On a key near the Florida shore. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,330 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'essential credential'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you study, and reach your potential,
You'll receive your essential credential.
You'll be courted, acclaimed,
Influential and famed,
More important and more consequential. <LIMERIC... | 20,160 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calciferous rock'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To calc-tufa, carol a chorus—
Calciferous rock that is porous,
Like a sponge or a loofah.
It's also called tufa.
Neither word's in my on-line thesaurus. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,083 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Are you stupid, or are you insane?
Any fool should know better. Refrain!
Your dumb self made this plan —
Have a thinking pause, man.
Use your grey matter, i.e. your brain! <LIMERICK_END> | 63,474 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coffee klatch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We're old friends, sporting T-shirts. We came
For a coffee klatch. Let me proclaim
That we don't need a reason —
It's always the season
For get-togethers. Um, what's your name? <LIMERICK_EN... | 57,851 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arborist labored'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An arborist labored all night,
As he sprayed every leaf-eating mite.
He wore spikes (twenty-three),
So he tore up the tree,
And its bark is now worse than its blight. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,971 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'english mum'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He growled "fee" then snarled "fi" and "fo fum",
Then a most disappointed "ho-hum".
A man's bones for his bread
He would grind, but instead,
In these feminist days: English mum. <LIMERICK_END... | 53,280 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'endoscopy splendid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Endoscopy! Splendid! First class—
When a cable and camera can pass
Through the anus to check
What's amiss past the rec-
tum. Who says it's a pain in the ass? <LIMERICK_END> | 43,495 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scoundrel cheater'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> 'Mongst the king's grasping schemes, none was neater:
Appoint some vile scoundrel, a cheater,
To rake in the bounty
Across the whole county
Of heirless men's lands—the escheator. <LIMER... | 53,050 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'overharvest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For your hearth-fires, our trees are available;
That old affuage right's unassailable.
So feel free to proceed,
But cut just what you need.
Don't get cute: overharvest is jailable. <LIMERICK_... | 48,522 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bride'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The accoupling of things can be tricky,
And your bride can become rather picky.
She'll have seizures and shocks
If you can't match your socks,
Or your tie doesn't go with your dickie. <LIMERICK_END... | 4,246 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'medical aid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Where's the medical aid for our troops?
When they're injured, they're treated like dupes.
Those who've lost arm or leg
Need our help, yet must beg
Us for care, forced to hurtle through hoops.... | 15,974 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dodipate dumb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This word once referred to a priest.
Over time, though, its usage decreased.
It means "stupid" or "dense,"
Having no common sense,
As a dodipate's dumb as a beast. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,360 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jewel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's abrasive, this "expert" in gemmary,
And he lacks a reliable memory.
"I will shine up your jewel,"
He declared, "with this tool."
Can he polish my diamond with emery? <LIMERICK_END> | 44,445 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pepto'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My stomach's bound up in a knot,
The result of a bungled-up plot.
I need Tums and some Pepto
(Good thing I'm a klepto).
Am I bound for a cold jailhouse cot? <LIMERICK_END> | 12,123 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crocs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The poor victims have little defense
Against crocs with their bite force immense—
It is more than a ton!
Come across one? Then run,
Or we'll speak of you using past tense. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,300 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mental flat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My poor mind is in sad disarray;
I can't think in a half-normal way.
In my mental flat spin,
If I dare to log in
To my brain, I go badly astray. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,629 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tasting lips'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lately, kissing involves tasting lips:
What's that, cherry? Egad—fish and chips!
Flavored lipsticks—distractions,
Offensive infractions—
Whose screw-up was this? Fetch my whips. <LIMERICK_EN... | 54,129 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'funicular railway'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A funicular railway's OK
As a well-stationed means to convey.
But my workplace requires
A connection with wires:
Cable terminal links, without sway. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,271 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baryphobia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Baryphobia: oddest of all
The disorders of growth that befall
Certain children (not fed
By their parents). I've read
Undernourishment keeps children small. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,800 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'became royalty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From "Bullen", they changed to "Boleyn",
And they soon became royalty's kin,
So in eighty-one years,
Went from peasants to peers.
"Anne the Queen" made her family grin. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,990 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'annelids'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some annelids (earthworms and leeches)
That crawl in the sea and on beaches
Lack organs like gills.
Oh, the wonders and thrills
You receive when a limerick teaches! <LIMERICK_END> | 7,963 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'semiconductors'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you're fabless, you don't have a fab,
Just develop designs in your lab.
You are not the constructors
Of your semiconductors.
You outsource that job, pay the tab. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,007 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'better weather'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When things have been bad, something pleasing
Is a change for the better, or easing.
So, let's get together
In much better weather,
Or share a hot bath when we're freezing. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,378 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jackie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He was last to face Ruth in a game.
He was first to face Jackie of fame.
Who's this John on the mound
Who would rarely give ground?
Does anyone know his last name? <LIMERICK_END> | 61,085 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wordiest bird'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Smarty Alex, the world-famous bird,
Always ready with many a word,
Now is silent and gone,
But his record lives on.
He's the wordiest bird ever heard! <LIMERICK_END> | 28,956 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'double windows'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Double windows, it's said, denote class.
That's a question on which I will pass.
To ignore what they say,
I'll define them this way:
They are windows with two panes of glass. <LIMERICK_END... | 63,580 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'butteries store'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At Oxford, the butteries hold
The provisions that students are sold.
Other butteries store
Wine and spirits and more—
Beer and lager (but likely not cold). <LIMERICK_END> | 11,901 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sun cotton'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the Southern sun, cotton is crowned
With white cotton bolls, fluffy and round.
But its roots lie in soil
That remembers the toil
Of the shackled and beaten and bound. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,577 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cross'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cross is a mix we festoon
With a combo of features a boon.
For example, the spork
Teams the stab of a fork
With the elegant scoop of a spoon. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,421 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'granted fred'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "That compassionate release that I pled
For's been granted," Fred's counselor said.
"Your term they'll curtail —
You'll today leave this jail!"
He was right Fred was shocked, and dropped d... | 55,862 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mushroomy savor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The pizzas that other folks favor
Have a cheesy or mushroomy savor.
But for toppings, I am
More a craver of ham
And of meats with a bacony flavor. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,452 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'peace'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If we all will stay strong, never slack,
Then our enemy won't dare attack.
We think peace is a surety
Through collective security.
They attack one, we'll all whack 'em back. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,567 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eye'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An eye for an eye was the way
Of revenge in rough justice's day;
But now we forgive
And let wrongdoers live,
With a healthier forfeit to pay. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,461 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cliff'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The edge of the cliff wears away
Through corrasion, since friction's in play.
Winds keep scouring the ground
With the sand that is found
In this desert and has the last say. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,862 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tyrannical crazies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From some despots at last we are free:
No more Hitlers or Stalins whoopee!
These tyrannical crazies
Are pushing up daisies.
Will the future reprise them? We'll see. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,479 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conch shell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A conch shell's a low, mellow horn;
Makes a doorstop, could also adorn
A small niche or a shelf.
At your ear, by itself—
You'll imagine the sound's ocean-borne. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,287 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'braillewriter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His braillewriter went on the fritz;
Then the thing up and died, called it quits.
He soon came to find
Three mice that are blind
Now reside there. They think it's the Ritz! <LIMERICK_END> | 8,336 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disinvestment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Disinvestment's the Word of the Day:
Get your cash out of Greece, while you may.
All that money in Rome
You had best now move home.
(The gold in Geneva can stay.) <LIMERICK_END> | 40,499 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'facing death'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Facing death for her, gently I seethe.
Every weapon to hand I unsheathe.
Here she lies, old and frail;
We hold hands—death must fail.
"Come on, Mum, don't give up on me—breathe." <LIMERICK_E... | 31,393 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'square roots'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're taking square roots, it's a pain
If your numbers turn negative. Gain
An advantage quite sly
By imagining i:
Mathematical legerdemain. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,816 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drilling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "A fatigue party's scheduled," said Bill,
"To help clean up debris from the spill."
The hard work isn't thrilling,
But it's better than drilling:
It brings us the townies' goodwill. <LIMERICK_EN... | 50,155 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'practical knowledge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm so book-smart, well-read and elite.
I impress all the bigshots I meet.
But for practical knowledge?
I missed that in college.
I'm awkward when out in the street. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,643 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'genus dreissena'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This zoology text is persuasive:
Genus Dreissena's very invasive.
These fresh-water mussels,
With which Europe tussles,
Are often considered abrasive. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,185 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dog'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just a bangle he wears? Faulty thought.
It's a bringsel; the dog has been taught
If this stick's in his jaws,
Humans follow him 'cause
He is saying he's found what he sought. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,379 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'excoriated acne'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Excoriated acne? Take care!
Don't know why, but in boys this is rare.
First you poke, scratch, and squeeze
Pimples smaller than fleas—
Sometimes zits that are not even there! <LIMERICK_EN... | 15,759 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'radical pamphlet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sixteen leaves from four folds of a sheet
Makes our radical pamphlet petite.
We're ferocious, although
Decimosexto will show
That our uprising's really discreet. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,405 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'heavenly sentence'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When your heavenly sentence is passed,
And your number is up, at the last,
Has your future been sealed,
To be later revealed?
Will you die when the die has been cast? <LIMERICK_END> | 16,434 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diphtheria'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "What criteria, out in Nigeria,
Determine a case of diphtheria?"
"Well, there's fever, and swelling,
But the best way of telling
Is to culture a swab of bacteria." <LIMERICK_END> | 32,611 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kindred spirits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Kindred spirits, we're similar, cut
From the very same cloth. But it's what
People say about me
'Bout which I disagree:
Just like you, I'm considered a nut. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,422 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'counterfeit krugerrands'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All my counterfeit Krugerrands fail.
Every coin I forgot to engrail
Near the edge, on the face,
With some dots. Now my case
Lands this careless engraver in jail. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,903 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coronach cry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Highland Scotland and Ireland, it's said,
Had a wailing lament for the dead.
This coronach cry,
More a shriek than a sigh,
Was intoned by the women who led. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,480 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'duluth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Two girls spent a day in Duluth:
The brunette dined on toast and vermouth,
While the fair one amassed
A most splendid repast,
Since the blonde had more funds. It's the truth! <LIMERICK_END> | 1,430 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alan coren'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Alan Coren, the comic and writer,
Was a broadcaster, punster and… fighter?
Well, a thumping great lunch
Helped him pack up each Punch,
So that heavyweight news seemed the lighter. <LIMERICK_EN... | 20,083 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'use estimation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Engineers get a good education
In science. They use calculation
Based on theory, but know
That good guessing might show
Fine results: they must use estimation. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,279 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adjustable knob'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A Gallagher fan, my friend Rob,
Says, "A dial's an adjustable knob
Like the ones on TVs."
There is one, though, he sees
That's marked "Brightness" that fails at its job. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,491 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prairie ravine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a gulch between hills, and is truly
A prairie ravine, a wild coulee.
The land quickly drains
The occasional rains,
Leaving xerophytes rough and unruly. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,704 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dress goods'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Belle sells dress goods—the fabrics for dresses.
"Some are shoddily made," she confesses,
"But this silk for your gown
Is superb, rates a crown!"
(Belle expresses herself in excesses.) <LIMER... | 40,401 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scandinavian sculler'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A famed Scandinavian sculler
Thinks blonde couldn't be any duller,
So he's dyeing his hair
Peacock-blue to declare,
"I'm a Norse of a different color." <LIMERICK_END> | 29,962 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'physicist boot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The physicist H. A. H. Boot
Had a mind both intense and astute.
In research he impressed
So that radar progressed
By the cavity magnetron route. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,739 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gender bender'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Understanding the term gender bender?
This is one who's a vocal contender
That you need not conform
To a birth-assigned norm;
Of such rights a committed defender. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,971 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'centripetal movements'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Crowds at theatre shows "in the round"
Know centripetal movements abound.
You move towards the center
As soon as you enter;
If you're late, in the back row you're found. <LIMERICK_E... | 43,328 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tag soda'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The tag "soda jerk" filled Ayn with dread.
"Might I have a new title instead?"
"What handle, Ms. Rand?
Is there one you have planned?"
Filled with angst, she replied: "Fountain Head?" <LIMERICK_... | 61,487 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old witch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Have to air-dash to see my sick mum,
Cuz I've learned the prognosis is glum.
So I'll catch the first flight,
Since I must do what's right—
That's ensure the old witch will succumb. <LIMERICK_EN... | 55,494 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'byname cognomen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> By a byname (cognomen) I'm known
(Certain folks think it's quite overblown),
But "Magnificent One,"
When it's all said and done,
Falls far short of the truth—where's my throne? <LIMERICK_... | 30,672 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ghost'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I rebuffed a flirtatious advance
From a wraith at a séance in France.
I could see through her clearly:
She would not love me dearly—
We hadn't a ghost of a chance. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,383 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kryptonite locked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lex Luthor, that odious man,
Has devised a most devious plan
To bring Superman down
And take over our town—
He's got Kryptonite locked in a can. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,591 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'whiskey divine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're tapping a vat or a cask,
Find the bunghole and ready your flask.
Pull the cork. Pour the wine
Or aged whiskey divine—
Sweet rewards for the simplest task. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,708 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'life eviternal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A professor once wrote in his journal:
"I've the secret of life eviternal.
Don't expect my demise.
You'll receive a surprise:
I stay youthful and vigorous, vernal." <LIMERICK_END> | 52,609 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shaved barbigerous'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've not recently shaved. I'm barbigerous,
Though you cannot yet say I'm cirrigerous.
Chaetophorous now
Is my face, I'll allow,
Since it's clear that my cheeks are setigerous. <LIMERIC... | 32,378 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glasswing butterflies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Glasswing butterflies may not be bright,
But low-profile is what they do right;
The most wondrous of things
Are their fenestrate wings:
Far less visible, clearly, in flight. <LIMERI... | 61,111 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coset'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Take a subgroup of G, call it T,
And one element, a, fixed in G.
All the products, t•a,
(t in T, by the way)
Form a coset of T. Do you see? <LIMERICK_END> | 25,607 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arctic hare'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you say that the arctic hare's white,
I would have to agree that you're right.
Let mutations occur
Bringing bright purple fur,
Then its chance to survive would be slight. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,150 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'peal floral'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This gentian likes spreading its roots
Among mountains whose ambience suits
A small plant with (on view)
Flowers purple to blue
That are bell-shaped (no peal… floral mutes). <LIMERICK_END> | 59,710 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hand gun'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a child-friendly hand-gun. Aw, gee!
Grip's designed for small fingers, you see;
And for kiddie appeal,
Every bullet, though real,
Has been tipped with a smiley. Yippee! <LIMERICK_END> | 56,895 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'made candles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You say chandlers made candles? Do tell!
They were once highly praised personnel?
Since this product's now made
By machine, I'm afraid
To this job we must bid a farewell. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,130 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'greatest enemies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "At the foes that I have I am pissed.
For my spitefulness mill they are grist.
I'll revoke each one's clearance!"
Result: the appearance
Of Trump's Greatest Enemies List. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,084 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'insectivorous'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a bog, I discovered there grew
Daily dews. I adopted a few.
Man, these plants are carnivorous—
In fact insectivorous.
I command: "Eat my bugs daily, do!" <LIMERICK_END> | 29,216 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pure excrementally'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the tanner, "A bate or a pure
Excrementally adds to the lure
Of our finest soft leather.
The difference is whether
Birds or dogs are the source of the cure." <LIMERICK_END> | 57,881 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'erlangs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This old call centre's got it so wrong.
When I ring, all I get's a canned song.
You have left me on hold
For an hour, all told.
Do the math. Count your erlangs! So long. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,171 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'confession killing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The mass murderer signed his confession:
"Killing children is just my obsession"—
No remorseful goodbyes,
Just a pair of dead eyes
Absolutely devoid of expression. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,592 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'burning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A spot on our lot is alight:
It's alit, but a trifle too bright.
It's been burning for days,
First aflame, then ablaze.
From afar you can see it at night. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,422 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gmelinite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Christian Gottlob Gmelin proclaimed
A new mineral, then it was named
As gmelinite. Graced
With his name it's now placed
In the zeolite family—famed. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,231 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'catapult shot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With an innocent look on his face,
The kid aimed to dissunder the vase.
His first catapult shot
Smashed it right on the spot.
(He then cleaned it all up without trace.) <LIMERICK_END> | 34,935 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'craftwork'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To do craftwork, you'd best understand
You must make every item by hand,
But the craftwork produced
Gives your ego a boost
As your fame and your fortune expand. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,280 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barometers dumb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My altimeter's absolute, chum.
Stake your life on barometers? Dumb.
It's not much of a laugh
To behead a giraffe,
So instead I use lead, and I plumb. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,048 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'empathy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Such compassion I had when I heard
That her husband, eyes blurred and speech slurred,
Drank two six packs each night.
Just imagine her fright!
How I felt for her! Empathy stirred. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,192 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'build chips'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Do you want to build chips for a job?
(That's the ones in computers, you nob,
Not with fish.) Then take care:
You must filter all air;
Any dust and you'll bust, then you'll sob. <LIMERICK_END... | 5,715 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'farm girl'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A farm girl, one raised on a farm,
One whom spiders and snakes don't alarm,
Will mate in the city,
Get homesick and pity
The guy she has nailed with her charm. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,119 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bedroll'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Digging down to the bedrock below,
I discovered a place I can go
And lay down for a while
On my bedroll in style
(It's my rock and roll bed, doncha know?). <LIMERICK_END> | 12,851 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mae west'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Chickadee," he would coo to Mae West,
But old W. C. was a pest.
After filming she flew
To find pastures anew.
With wry Fields she was less than impressed. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,059 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cricoarytenoid muscles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cricoarytenoid muscles are found
Next to cartilage right where the sound
In your larynx is made.
Valued vocal cords' aide,
They are used when you cough or propound. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,279 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'john'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Here's a list of the things I refuse:
Nicotine, fatty meat, sex and booze."
So said John, who today,
Sad but old, passed away.
Long or happy—which life would you choose? <LIMERICK_END> | 26,882 |
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