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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cabombaceae called'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cabombaceae's called water-shield;
Also fanwort. Fine fronds oft are reeled
By glum anglers sans fish;
Green rafts strangle boats' swish
In sick lakes where Cabomba's afield. <LIMERICK... | 51,562 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drugs illegally'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Addictionology studies the drugs
Illegally used by some thugs.
Things like crack, speed and coke
And the hash that they smoke—
What effect do these have on their mugs? <LIMERICK_END> | 9,433 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'doubts lay'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I will back you each step of the way
And confirm that your statement's okay.
To your words I'll attest,
Any doubts lay to rest
And corroborate all that you say. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,672 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kurtz labor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Kurtz's labor is fitful (in spurts).
We observe he's distracted by skirts.
With his stopping and starting,
He'll soon be departing.
His work's so erratic, it hurts. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,719 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'canned'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've been canned and you no longer work?
You attribute this fact to a quirk
Of your chief's personality?
Or a mere technicality?
Let me capsulize why—you're a jerk! <LIMERICK_END> | 14,050 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smoothie unevenly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Do the lumps in your cocoa displease?
Did your smoothie unevenly freeze?
Get a beverage whisk,
And with stirring that's brisk
You can whip such misfortunes as these. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,313 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fired unwanted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From Sam's Tailor Shop I've been cut loose:
"Chris, you're fired! Unwanted! Vamoose!"
On my very first day,
I had heard my boss say
To me, "Hey, would you give me a goose." <LIMERICK_END> | 61,643 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wished'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've gone everyplace I've wished to go —
To all regions, save one, as you know:
I've wished from the start
To visit your heart,
But wishing does not make it so. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,740 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'paper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Uncle Dwight had retired as a fighter
And decided he'd be a great writer,
But when facing blank pages,
He fell into rages.
Can paper become an exciter? <LIMERICK_END> | 45,193 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'opposite remedies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Allopathy: One way to beat
Ills with "opposite" remedies. Treat
Yucky mucous and cough
With suppressants. Go quaff!
If you're "stuck," use an enema—Fleet! <LIMERICK_END> | 59,905 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bartender tim'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I kept asking my bartender Tim
For another shot, filled to the brim.
As the whiskey went down,
I believed I could drown
All my sorrows, but heartaches can swim. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,088 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'priest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I had looked on my chattels possessively,
But a priest put his viewpoint aggressively:
"There is nothing of worth
In such riches on Earth!"
So I changed my convictions concessively. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,079 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rooster'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're cocksure, presumptuous, slick.
You think you're the best, but you're thick.
You are so immature—
It's not that that's "for sure",
But a rooster that grew from a chick. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,749 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bonnie scotch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bonnie Scotch lassie, Dick's chick,
Asked tae leuk til a dirk owned by Dick.
Fae his breeks out it cam;
She yelled, "Richard, fur sham!
Nae yer boaby yer dagger! Yoo're sick!" <LIMERICK_... | 59,529 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cows'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> See the cows as they chomp and they bite,
And they chud on their cud on the height?
Standing there on the hill,
They will give you a thrill—
They're a farmer's most favorite sight! <LIMERICK_END> | 16,028 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'copy desk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> How the top of the copy desk swelled
In the past from the stories it held.
Now the work to be seen
Just appears on a screen
And a spellchecker says what's misspelled. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,600 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smart limericks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of smart limericks let us make fun:
Herein backward the sentences run.
To unravel it's hard —
Would pooh-pooh it the Bard.
Puffed up verse of this kind ought we shun. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,250 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pun cottoned'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Join in when you've picked up the thread
That's the fabric of all that I've said.
With this textile have fun ...
Do you get it, this pun?
Cottoned on to what sew fills my head? <LIMERICK_END... | 21,231 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cleanse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Each morning I do my ablutions
With various cleaning solutions.
I wash and I scrub
And I cleanse and I rub—
It's one of this year's resolutions. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,426 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dreadlocks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The army will close-clip my head,
And the loss of my dreadlocks I dread.
Once those knots hit the floor
And I'm hairy no more,
I'll have lost not just locks, but my cred. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,855 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cosmic ray'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Distant galaxies, light-years away,
Now bombard us with protons all day.
Alpha particles stream
From the stars in a beam.
It's just awesome, far out, cosmic, Ray! <LIMERICK_END> | 23,654 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cranio fenestria'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You must not let yourself go insanio
If you learn that you suffer from cranio-
fenestria. Jeez,
When your skull's like Swiss cheese,
You might suffer from mice in your brainio. <LIMERIC... | 36,131 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chromosome factions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Count your equal-sized chromosome factions
That result from meiotic cell actions.
Any integer's fine.
They're called euploid: good sign!
But you're aneuploid when you get fractions. <... | 1,035 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'protestants sliced'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Having Catholics and Protestants sliced
And the last denominationally diced
Into differing sects,
They're in basic respects
Still all part of the body of Christ. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,469 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arthurian legend'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Good Sir Bedevere did, for king's sake,
Cast Excalibur into the lake.
A fair hand in the mist
Caught the sword in a fist,
As Arthurian legend bespake. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,434 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clinton beat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Clinton beat the Obama sensation —
In New Hampshire at least. Vindication?
Had more states followed suit,
There'd have been no dispute.
She'd have picked up her crown (coronation). <LIMERIC... | 23,020 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'necessarily celery'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though it's stringy and merrily yellery,
Sticklike and verily smellery,
There's more on the scenery:
All of this greenery
Ain't necessarily celery. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,276 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cnr takes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> CNR takes a route that combines
Railroad companies' various lines.
It links Canada's north,
Moving freight back and forth —
And, on passenger trains, some good wines. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,016 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'red wine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every day I consume some red wine,
Having heard it would keep my health fine.
I drink every last glass
In the hope, as years pass,
That the obits I read won't be mine. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,789 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'witty remark'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A reviewer of books may embark
On a search for a witty remark
For a work he adores
That is not yet in stores.
In the publishing flood, it's an ARC. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,542 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bladder stones'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When he suffered with bladder stones, Pater
Saw a surgeon who used a dilator.
His condition improved
As the stones were removed
When the width of his tube was made greater. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,462 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mistaken milwaukee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "We went up to the city to feast,"
Said my neighbor, who seems to have ceased
Understanding true north.
So I chose to set forth:
"You're mistaken, Milwaukee's due east." <LIMERICK_END> | 61,412 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'consumers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Consumers are those who make use
Of the service or goods you produce.
In a food chain, I think,
A consumer's a link
That might gorge on a thistle or goose. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,193 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pardoning dick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's the man known for pardoning Dick
Milhous Nixon, a final slick trick
From that crook and the first
From Prez Ford. Was it worst
Case or wise? It was such a big shtick! <LIMERICK_END> | 37,745 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'donne wrote'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Donne wrote, "Death be not proud." I agree.
I think Donne hath made fun of poor thee.
For crying out loud,
I could never be proud
Of a guy who'll make worm food of me. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,357 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'zed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In old books, authors shook off the fetter
Of zed: they knew calling the letter
Either ezod or izzard
Would conjure a wizard
Or lizard or blizzard up better. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,372 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dad store'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the dumpster behind my dad's store
We threw garbage and trash and much more.
What the shop couldn't sell
Dad would keep for a spell,
Then he'd toss it—that's what the thing's for. <LIMERICK_... | 40,691 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mockingbird thing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Barely clipping the tops of the trees,
Skimming low on bright wings, he'll reprise
His loud song on the wing:
It's the mockingbird's thing—
Diving down, winging up in the breeze. <LIMER... | 23,320 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snap'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To snap with your teeth, or to chatter,
Is to chack. One more meaning I'll scatter:
Quickly shutting a door
Or a window, or drawer—
That is chacking once more what a clatter! <LIMERICK_END> | 24,743 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carnival ride'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Imagine poor Wallace and Gromit
On a carnival ride called The Comet,
Where employees are busying
Themselves with the dizzying
Of patrons, who try not to vomit. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,834 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cold readings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With our bias for "self" intervening,
We're sadly proficient at gleaning
From masterful patter
The parts we think matter.
Thus cold readings seem to have meaning. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,250 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'one balboa'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Got two coins for my birthday from Noah;
A hundred would make one balboa.
These centesimos are
Of less value by far
Than a dozen or so protozoa. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,376 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poor tortoise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The poor tortoise took quite a bad whacking
From those beavers who led the attacking.
With his carapace torn,
He looked lost and forlorn.
He retreated, abashed with shell lacking. <LIMERICK... | 63,006 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snacking want'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So you eat too much junk when you're snacking?
Want to stop, but your willpower's lacking?
There's a high-protein treat
That's delicious to eat—
So just pick up a nut and get cracking. <LIM... | 24,522 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'april fool'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ahhh, how we loved it at school
When we'd find us some gullible tool,
Then take him aside,
Say "Yer shoes are untied!"
And the moment he looked: "April fool!" <LIMERICK_END> | 2,084 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'porch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the base of a tower, in a church,
This space was a porch (not a perch).
Not the clergy's alone,
And as galilee known,
For the laity, that's where you'd search. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,762 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'use delightfulness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Delightsomeness can't be a word!
Have you heard of a word so absurd?
Every writer agrees:
"Use delightfulness, please.
Of the two, it's the word that's preferred." <LIMERICK_END> | 44,090 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'accuse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "When he speaks, it just serves to amuse,"
Said my lawyer. "I choose to accuse—
To empeach—counsel's witness,
Who shows his unfitness
By coming to court high on booze." <LIMERICK_END> | 49,709 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'forefathers led'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Where our forefathers led, should we follow?
Their moralisation rings hollow.
The record reports
They went in for blood sports;
That's a taste I can't easily swallow. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,273 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'matching artwork'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Matching artwork to sofas is part
Of décor in the homes that are smart.
While a connoisseur knows,
There are those who'd oppose
Just by querying, "But, is it art?" <LIMERICK_END> | 18,092 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dibol geekoid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Writing DIBOL, a geekoid named Max
Had coded some lines for a VAX,
But his logic was lame,
Which was really a shame
When his program stopped dead in its tracks. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,033 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'paper goods'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Damn the contraries! Full speed ahead.
Re-used paper goods earn us our bread.
Staples, pins and such crap,
Once recycling's trap,
Filtered out, pave our roadways instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,088 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diminishing thighs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The catalog brimmed with seduction.
"Plastic Surgery IV: Liposuction:
Sucking cash in the guise
Of diminishing thighs
Is the aim of this course of instruction." <LIMERICK_END> | 19,850 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'financier'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The financier almost took pity
On the "experts" he found in the city:
"While you're managing millions,
I'm handling trillions.
Your budget's a whit, itty-bitty." <LIMERICK_END> | 53,174 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bronze plaques'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When one sculptures in bronze, one attacks
Making casts by the use of lost wax.
What is called cire perdue
Is the answer for you
When you cast your bronze plaques, so relax! <LIMERICK_END> | 18,221 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clever abcing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Upon leaving, I'll always endeavor
To say something terribly clever:
"ABCing you guys!"
Their response? No surprise—
Not a trace of a smile whatsoever. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,621 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wants logic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I approach things adventurously, son,
Don't regret whom I've loved, what I've done.
Who wants logic or reason?
Life's one long silly season.
I'm still here, and it sure has been fun. <LIMERIC... | 45,311 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'people enjoy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We avoid what's not fun and deplore
Things that don't bring results; they're a bore.
So you need to employ
What the people enjoy.
Without urging, they'll come back for more. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,277 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tumors'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When solicited by philanthropics
For medical causes, the topics
Most often are tumors,
Although I've heard rumors
Of a group that will screen amblyopics. <LIMERICK_END> | 399 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'demogorgon deity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Demogorgon's a deity vile,
In the hideous, frightening style.
He's unspeakable terror —
Except he's an error.
And to think we were scared all this while. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,453 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'emperor penguins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Antarctica icy and cold —
All the emperor penguins were polled.
There were more than was thought
As the satellite caught
Nearly six hundred thousand all told. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,522 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coats'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Coats of arms show our line's upper class:
We are land-owning gentry. We pass
On our blue-blooded genes
To our children, which means
We're all aristocrats and top brass. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,822 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'happy birthday'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Happy birthday! No reason to cry.
Gosh, we all have to go by and by.
The good cheer I can give
Is the longer you live,
Then the sooner you're going to die. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,790 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'food glut'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In my cupboards was junk food (a glut).
I stopped buying it. Look at my gut,
How it's shrunk. Have you checked
My behind? In effect,
I have asslessness; gone is my butt. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,338 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'entotic entoptic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Entotic? Entoptic? My, my.
To define these two words I will try.
One refers, for a start,
To the interior part
Of your ear, and the second, your eye. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,235 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grandma first'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was twenty when Grandma first said,
"Chris, don't ever take strumpets to bed."
Disapprovingly, she
Later caught me with three.
(When she pulled out her bullwhip, we fled!) <LIMERICK_END> | 33,589 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dream finding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I once had a wonderful dream.
Finding treasure, it seemed, was its theme.
With an oversized awl
I bored into my wall;
Golden coins then came forth in a stream. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,755 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'love amore'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When an eel bites your thigh, brings a tear
To your eye, that's a moray, my dear.
Love's 'amore', recall,
Thus will love conger all,
And my eeloquence hasn't a peer. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,049 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blunder bungle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A blunder, a bungle, by golly,
Your daftness is nothing but folly.
You may laugh every day,
But to you I will say:
Such nonsense is not really jolly. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,160 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'go west'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Go west!" I could use a few breaks,
So I moved to the Coast from the Lakes.
California's sure nice,
But life here has a price—
Lots of brush fires, mudslides and quakes. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,386 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'persuade'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Edwin Newman was clearly dismayed
At the grammar the Times had displayed:
"Two men were convinced
To join forces." He winced.
"The verb that you want is persuade!" <LIMERICK_END> | 58,449 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blooded setter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you blooded the seat with your butt,
Then you stained it with blood from your cut.
But a full-blooded setter
Is purebred, much better
Than any old mongrel or mutt. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,672 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'force'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A force-out occurs in the case
That a runner cannot stay in place
(To make room for one more)
And he fails to (before
The ball makes it there) reach the next base. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,936 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'roses red'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her sweet lover would bring roses red,
Which she dried before petals were shed.
But her cleaner one day
Came and threw them away.
She explained, "They've been binned cos they're dead!" <LIMERIC... | 40,357 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'olives'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They're large, green, and Spanish. You'll find
That there's rosemary mixed with this kind
Of olives. They're sweet,
They're a taste-tempting treat,
They're Araucos. Eat mine! I don't mind. <LIMERI... | 21,406 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dejargonization'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Use lingo and, bingo, vexation:
New workers get lost in translation.
When you stop with your slinging
Of slang, they'll be singing,
"Hooray for dejargonization!" <LIMERICK_END> | 36,871 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'callbellectomies sadly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With the nurses repeatedly cowed
By three jerks' constant calls, they all vowed
What these patients need badly:
Callbellectomies! Sadly,
This procedure just isn't allowed. <LIMERIC... | 57,107 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rash'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "This will clear up your skin," read the ad
(All the itching was driving her mad).
The stuff stank—it was rank,
But her rash quickly shrank,
And she never found out what she had. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,897 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hazardous stroll'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've found golf's just a hazardous stroll —
And it's all quite beyond my control.
Not the morning I'd planned:
Standing helpless in sand,
Badly bunkered, no view of the hole. <LIMERICK_E... | 56,527 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disciplinarian nuns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you step out of line, they're the ones
Who will rap on your knuckles or buns.
They're a very feared force.
I am speaking, of course,
Of the disciplinarian nuns. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,897 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'building nests'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the world, only two cranes one sees
Building nests in the branches of trees,
Though this may sound absurd.
Each a national bird,
They build homes off ground level with ease. <LIMERICK_E... | 61,279 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'insomniac'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Insomniac?... find you can't sleep?
And being awake makes you weep?
Chloral hydrate's for you,
So take some now, do;
Then off to your bed to count sheep. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,762 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'destitute nearly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Get your brain in gear, start thinking clearly.
We are bankrupt and destitute, nearly.
If we're stripped of our house,
Say goodbye to your spouse.
I love bling and will not live austerel... | 60,487 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crescent wrench'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When your bolts are of various sizes,
You should do what my grandpa advises:
"Using more than one tool
Makes you look like a fool,
But a crescent wrench no one despises." <LIMERICK_END> | 23,870 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'measure light'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "To measure light's speed's a tough deed,
And an etalon's what we might need,
Like the Fabry-Perot
Type of instrument, no?"
"Yes, let's try that device, it's agreed." <LIMERICK_END> | 51,416 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'counterfeits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A falsificator: he cheats
Or counterfeits coins or repeats
What false witnesses say.
And that awful toupee!
These are some of his odious "treats". <LIMERICK_END> | 48,303 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gossip heard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From a friend, through a second and third
On the grapevine, some gossip I heard.
Rumors spread about you,
But I hope they're not true.
You've been messing around—that's the word. <LIMERICK_E... | 61,435 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'altar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An altar that's fancy and fluted—
Is that what God wants? It's refuted
In Exodus; stone
Or plain earth, He'd condone.
If you alter the stone, it's polluted. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,774 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dragon slays'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're chasing the dragon, it's true
You can die from the high you pursue.
Fight its fiery breath,
For the dragon is death.
Slay it first, or the dragon slays you. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,665 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'facepalm would'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A facepalm would hurt too damn much,
Since he tripped on the duchess's crutch
And fell flat on his face
Right in front of Her Grace.
It's a face only doctors should touch. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,407 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nymph lay'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The soft nymph lay awaiting the game.
Master Mort lay in vain for the same.
What, no amorous sport?
Sadly, none to report;
"Excess drink," sighed poor Mort, "is to blame." <LIMERICK_END> | 62,199 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'maples'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These maples are shade trees that grow
Very quickly, creating a show.
They are box elders, spreading
Their branches, then shedding
Their ash-leaves before the first snow. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,612 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'longboats came'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With a fraught of supplies for the war,
Our three longboats came close to the shore.
With the enemy near,
We were fraught: there was fear
They intended to even the score. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,451 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'domina latin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Call me Domina, Latin for "Dame,"
Or for "Mistress"—they're both quite the same.
It's the female of "Master."
My authority's vaster
Than any great lord's you can name! <LIMERICK_END> | 38,701 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'duck paté'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Waiter, 'scuse me, I wanna be straight
It's minced liver you'll bring on my plate,
Not the head of a duck,
Because that would be YUCK."
"You're correct: duck paté, not its pate." <LIMERICK_END... | 41,558 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ekistics enchanting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You have studied your city's first planting;
Its design gets you raving and ranting.
Though your hobby's about
How the streets are laid out,
I just don't find ekistics enchanting. <LI... | 46,673 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bronchial tree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're congested, my friend; don't you see?
Every branch of your bronchial tree.
Any moment, I swear,
You'll be gasping for air.
Call a plumber. You're clogged with debris. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,499 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I often work late; Mick gets surly.
Today, home at six, I am early.
In our bed I find Mick,
Though he doesn't seem sick.
(Who's this chick he keeps calling "Nurse Shirley"?) <LIMERICK_END> | 54,424 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dress'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I searched all through the summer and fall
For a dress," she said. "Tried every mall.
I found bupkis to wear
To our Thanksgiving fair!"
"Then I guess you'll wear nothing at all." <LIMERICK_END> | 12,331 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'say corsica'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'd say Corsica's capital's pleasing
Because temps never dip below freezing.
One drawback, however
(This is not all that clever):
Say its name and you sound like you're sneezing. <LIMERICK_EN... | 2,305 |
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