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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breaking bad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the start of the show Breaking Bad,
Walter White's a kind teacher and dad,
But things really get messy
When he hooks up with Jesse
And New Mexico's drug lords get mad. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,405 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fitting jeans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To streamline the body, it's clear,
You must cut back on food, wine and beer;
Then in slim-fitting jeans,
Like you wore in your teens,
You will see in a happy new rear. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,689 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aioli'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a sauce for a king or the rabble.
The garlic alone makes me babble.
I confess I am wholly
In love with aioli.
It's also a great word in Scrabble. <LIMERICK_END> | 156 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'illinois'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a "Notice-us,-dammit!"-type ploy,
Sixteen counties in west Illinois
Once declared they'd secede
("Forgottonia," indeed!)
Since in Mudville they weren't finding joy. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,188 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dashed limerick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Each morning I stroll around town
With a pad and a self-absorbed frown,
And though neighbors may scoff
As my thoughts are dashed off,
This dashed limerick I quickly dashed down. <LIMERICK... | 27,884 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abysmal thoughts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Those abysmal thoughts, dredged from a pit
Or abyss, may show absence of wit,
May be boring or sad,
Deathly fearsome or bad—
Dismal depth's what this label will fit. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,958 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poor darina'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A young, budding lawyer, Darina,
Drafted contracts for Fat Nick's Marina.
But a word meaning "keel"
That she'd missed cost the deal...
Poor Darina: see under carina. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,199 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old pirate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An old pirate, the day he turned eighty,
Noticed something quite neat, if not weighty.
No more seventy-nine,
He could now say this line
With a new hidden meaning: "Aye, matey!" <LIMERICK_END> | 51,774 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You might buy off a guy when you pay
Him some cash to hide something away,
But he's back for some more —
Hear the knock on the door?
Choked with hatred, you've not much to say. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,667 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aircraft came'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my aircraft came down it got stripped
As its belly was opened and ripped.
After parting a flock
Of shocked sheep, it struck rock,
Which then tore out its heart and it flipped. <LIMERIC... | 3,007 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tooth fairy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Tooth Fairy's gang's gotten scary,
In attacking the zonked and unwary.
Being thorough and ruthless,
They're leaving 'em toothless,
As advised by their two consiglieri. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,382 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'toy cat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That toy cat is convincingly real —
It has the same look, the same feel,
As a real living cat
Who is sleeping out flat.
Yet the vet bills are nil: it's ideal! <LIMERICK_END> | 21,821 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pilasters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Its entablature seems to be Greek,
But the rest of this building's a freak,
'Cause no columns stand tall
(No pilasters at all),
So astylar's its style. Strange technique! <LIMERICK_END> | 3,422 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'called gomorrah'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a town called Gomorrah
Filled with vice, like the jar of Pandora.
God smote it with fire,
Retribution most dire.
Now Gomorrah conveys a bad aura. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,711 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bushwhacked bunny'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you bushwhack, you pounce on your prey,
From a spot where you're hidden away.
I hear folks think it's funny—
I bushwhacked a bunny
That hopped me unconscious that day. <LIMERICK_EN... | 32,841 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dumb dwarf'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For his garden, my friend bought a gnome,
And it speaks of the rules of his home.
It's a maxim and not
Some dumb dwarf that he got:
"Do as Romans do when you're in Rome." <LIMERICK_END> | 63,220 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spock lives'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Star Trek a crewman biracial,
Named Spock, lives a life outer-spacial.
His mother's from Earth,
But his father lacks mirth:
The face of a Vulcan is glacial. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,775 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a cardplaying freak—I'm a nut
About betting, and poker is what
I'm an ace at, but junk
Fills my hand and I'm sunk,
Yet the pot's full; I'd love to bluff, but... <LIMERICK_END> | 19,277 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yell boo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though the shock from your doorbell was slight,
Leaping boys who yell "Boo!" are a fright.
Your next trick left me drenched,
So, through teeth that are clenched,
I say, "Thanks, but I won't stay... | 31,361 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'new missile'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My new missile can carry a bomb
To American targets on Guam.
It's ballistic: it flies,
Reaching marvelous highs.
So don't push, and I might remain calm. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,786 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'versatile crane'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of a derrick the praises I'm singing:
One that's good if you've goods that need slinging.
Any dockside will gain
From this versatile crane,
Whose eponym set folk a-swinging. <LIMERICK_END... | 30,464 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wander'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To ramble, to roam or to stray,
Or even to wander away;
These obsolete meanings
From dictionary gleanings
Bring err to the folks of today. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,573 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cutting teeth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Says Doc Kaiser, my dental adviser,
"All your cuspids and every incisor,
Both above and beneath,
Are what's called cutting teeth."
Now while biting my rye bread, I'm wiser. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,629 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gaza strip'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My brave wife "did" the famed Gaza Strip —
But she didn't undress! Took a trip
To a place on the coast
Of the Med, one that most
Christian Holy Land visitors skip. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,966 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bucky beaver'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a film with an outdoorsy theme,
Bucky Beaver will dam up a stream.
In the end, Bucky dies.
I must dam up my eyes,
Or my manhood I'll never redeem. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,084 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anthem'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They were on the defensive all night
Yet, at daybreak, by "dawn's early light,"
That great banner did "wave
O'er the land" "of the brave,"
And an anthem was born from the sight. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,762 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ben married'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We've a nine-year-old woman named Ben,
Married seven years, give or take ten.
Made two million last year
As a waitress. I fear
That our data's corrupted again. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,714 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fast roasted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He looked at the table agast
As tonight he had hoped he could fast.
Roasted beasties and taters,
Fancy wines, snotty waiters,
'Twas hardly a modest repast. <LIMERICK_END> | 250 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'high climber'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An accomplished high-climber faced thirst,
And his lungs, starved of air, nearly burst.
With one painful last drag,
He surmounted that crag —
But nine Girl Guides had reached the top first. ... | 3,785 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chuck berry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've heard of Chuck Berry, who's known
As the father of rock, while the throne
Goes to Elvis, the King.
But rock's roots, blues and swing,
Sprung from seeds granddad Turner had sown. <LIMER... | 65,857 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anacondas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anacondas are found in Brazil,
Where a natural function they fill.
If this water-borne snake
Has a fancy to take
Something furry, it squeezes to kill. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,213 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eyelids convergent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Where your lips join together, a line—
In your eyelids' convergent design—
In a bird's horny beak—
All these commissures speak
Of enigmas I'll never divine. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,181 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'algarve'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Algarve, where a tourist can roast
In the sun until charred into toast,
Was "the land in the west"
To the Moors (dispossessed
And expelled to the Barbary Coast). <LIMERICK_END> | 2,793 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cell therapy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As your shrink, there are ways I can tell
Your cell therapy's not going well.
You may call me a grouch,
But get off my damn couch!
Get your ass back to work—you're a cell! <LIMERICK_END> | 41,567 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gabby'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My customers tell me I'm gabby,
But it's fun and the pay's not too shabby.
I may drive like I'm blind—
Scare you out of your mind—
But it's part of the grind; I'm a cabbie. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,495 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'terminal meaning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're dead and you've left the last mall,
And your coffin is under its pall,
You're all in, all washed up,
All bets off, drained the cup:
That's the terminal meaning of all. <LIMER... | 25,841 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chernenko'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Chernenko, the Soviet chief,
Soon reverted to Brezhnev-style grief.
Meanwhile, "Gorby" filled in,
Waiting soon he would win,
For the reign of this boss would be brief. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,658 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'employment hope'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I will never, it seems, be retired;
I guess effortfulness was required.
I strived for enjoyment,
Tried part-time employment—
Hope Walmart soon tells me I'm hired. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,693 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bunny behind'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In all of these photos, my honey
Is gesturing ears of a bunny
Behind me. This prank
Is so old. Let's be frank:
Long ago it had ceased being funny. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,578 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'keep bones'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Taking vitamins A, B, and C
Helps maintain your good health, I'll agree,
But to keep bones from breaking
It helps to be taking
Calciferol (vitamin D). <LIMERICK_END> | 34,759 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'catapult'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A grizzled old tomcat recalls
How he'd catapult over the falls,
Then go barreling down,
While he tried not to drown.
Little doubt that that pussy had balls! <LIMERICK_END> | 14,143 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'farewell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Farewell!" he exclaimed, "And goodbye.
I'm so sad to be leaving. Don't cry.
How I'll miss your long legs,
And your bacon and eggs.
I shall picture you each time I fry." <LIMERICK_END> | 48,711 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'us voters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All us voters who went to that poll
Were exspoliated stripped, hat to sole,
Of clothing. The hoods
Also took all our goods.
Lost my iPad, my cash, and control. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,945 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brooke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Brooke's a crook—lost her way, gone astray.
Now she'd dead; she's a felo-de-se.
Life's so dreary (my theory)
She chose hara kiri.
Like her mom always said, "Crime don't pay!" <LIMERICK_END> | 54,737 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hippie love'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the hippie, "I love you incurably;
Let's establish our marriage so durably
That no one can sever
Our bond, though we'll never
Have assets we purchase insurably." <LIMERICK_END> | 48,985 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'proclaimed rowan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I christen this ship C of E!"
Thus proclaimed Rowan Williams with glee;
Now he paddles around
Trying not to get drowned
On his archiepiscopal see. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,173 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seventh round'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Seventh round. "Goodbye, sucker!" he said,
But his knockout intention I'd read.
So I focused on sucking
My gumshield and ducking
His punch, which went over my head. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,830 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'word épris'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The word épris? The way you are feeling
When the woman next door has you reeling.
With her you're enamoured.
Your feelings have clamoured
To tell her you find her appealing! <LIMERICK_END> | 46,948 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'farting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Daily dinner here's barely alright:
Cowboy caviar (name's a delight)—
Just your basic baked beans
Served with nondescript greens
On the side. Yup, you're farting all night. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,355 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drink coffee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Can you cure my addiction, please, doc?
I drink coffee non-stop 'round the clock.
Since my need for caffeine
And for sugar's so keen,
I'll go broke with two Starbucks per block! <LIMERICK_EN... | 7,912 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antenna reception'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At my log cabin home near the eddy,
My antenna reception's not steady.
Swirling water is fine
But for telly I pine—
The house wasn't built cable-ready. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,271 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cadday'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To be sure, I'll cadday it's far grander
To saunter or stroll or meander.
Whenever I ramble,
I make sure I amble —
A leisurely walk or a dander. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,906 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'failure'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His failure was wholly complete:
All his sled dogs were slaughtered for meat;
The North Pole remained distant,
And help nonexistent,
And frostbite got both of his feet. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,433 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'throat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my shoat's eating swill at his trough,
And it sticks in his throat, he will cough.
If he chokes on it, though,
It may cost me some dough—
That is tough enough. Man, I'm pissed off! <LIMERICK_... | 19,602 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grace'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her body draped neatly in lace,
She beauteously dances what grace!
Watch her twirl through the air,
This young lady so fair—
But that tramp stamp's a bit out of place. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,073 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick craft'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am green at this limerick craft:
When I write my poor rhythm goes daft.
Through revisions galore,
Amateurishness, or
Pure ineptitude, clabbers each draft. <LIMERICK_END> | 471 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drosera finally'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> After all of this recent rain-showering
My Drosera's finally flowering.
Little insects, take heed:
If my sundew sets seed,
There'll be even more sticky-devouring. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,363 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'commercials'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When commercials are shown in a batch,
Your attention's not easy to catch.
But show me a spot
Made by Bounty or Scott
And I'll watch it absorbedly, natch! <LIMERICK_END> | 17,109 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clocksmith'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "My tick is OK," said my clock,
"But something's still wrong with my tock!
Our old clocksmith eschew;
Get a shrink quick, please do!
I'm wound up and could use a head doc." <LIMERICK_END> | 56,082 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'creeping jenny'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Creeping Jenny will cover the ground,
Its leaf round as a penny or pound.
It's called moneywort, too,
And will creep through the dew:
Yellow flowers in summer abound. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,949 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caught'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a chase down the freeway, I thought
I'd escaped the policemen that sought
To arrest me. Instead,
A damn road block ahead
Had me trapped, and I knew I'd been caught. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,634 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'redesign'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An architect, not in accord
With the client (a vision ignored),
Said, "The failure is mine,
So I must redesign.
I'll go back to the old drawing board." <LIMERICK_END> | 30,576 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hackers broke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When some hackers broke into my files,
What they found there I'm sure brought them smiles.
Was my hard drive concealing
Any info worth stealing?
No, nothing but porn, piles and piles. <LIME... | 46,490 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drowns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Filled with anger, unable to cope,
She's about at the end of her rope.
But she drowns all her wrath
In a warm bubble bath
And comes out with a soul full of hope. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,711 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fancymonger swain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a term for a whimsical lover
Who may follow you round and may hover.
A fancymonger: swain
Who indifference might feign,
But whose amorous aims you'll discover. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,003 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'golfers minds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While it's only one stroke over par,
On a scorecard it's much like a scar.
The bogey can fill
Golfers' minds with a will
To abandon their golf for the bar. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,777 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acri means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Prefix acri- means sharp and/or sour.
Acrid words cause the timid to cower.
Their effects can be seen
Around those who are mean,
So great care should be used with this power. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,977 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lavish manors'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They're the folks who reside on estates:
Lavish manors, long driveways, large gates.
Country gentlemen seem
To be living a dream
That, for people in penury, grates. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,747 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clothes make'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They say clothes make the man (of course, yes,
Make the woman as well). How we dress
Is a status sign. We
All size up what we see.
That must be why I'm not a success. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,072 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'catchwords'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Keep it simple's my motto, so, natch,
My catchwords are buckle and latch.
Does this quiz have a trap?
No, it's really a snap,
So I'm forced to inquire, "What's the catch?" <LIMERICK_END> | 16,426 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hostess'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The hostess was huffily dealing
With the ductal stuff up in the ceiling.
The tubing up there
Kept extruding cool air,
Turning tepid her cups of Darjeeling. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,694 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old baker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said a crusty old baker, face red,
"All my regulars seem to have fled;
Buns go stale on the rack."
And his mood turned as black
As the over-baked crust on his bread. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,133 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jester performing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A medieval court jester performing
In this cap, finds his audience warming.
He resembles a rooster;
His coxcomb's the booster.
To his show, countless fans are now swarming. <LIMERICK_EN... | 18,342 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fontanelles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fontanelles are soft tissues, I've read,
Which are part of a new baby's head.
They help lessen the strain
On the skull and the brain
To which birth might have otherwise led. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,537 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'enthusiast loves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An enthusiast loves and supports
Some person or thing, such as sports.
I just can't get enough
Of young girls in the buff —
"Are you dreaming again?" my wife snorts. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,620 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ike corresponding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We have similar looks, me and Ike;
Corresponding; resemblant; alike.
It's a cross I can't bear,
Though I doubt I would care
If he wasn't a Pollicle tyke. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,831 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cost accounting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cost accounting's a way to keep track
Of the outlays in ventures you back.
Systematic recording
Of spending's rewarding:
I've gone from the red to the black! <LIMERICK_END> | 23,310 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gym act'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's to prove that they're still energetic
That old studs at the gym act frenetic;
They raise steam on machines
To compete with the teens,
In pursuit of the body aesthetic. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,626 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'folding going'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm not folding—I'm going to wait,
For I know that your hand isn't great.
That flush in your cheek
Makes your poker face weak;
There's no way you've a flush or a straight! <LIMERICK_END> | 52,836 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A life in the country's for me.
The beauty of blossom and bee!
The arcadian life
With small pleasures is rife....
Look there! It's a bulldozer, see? <LIMERICK_END> | 341 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chibbal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A chibbal's a lot like a chive.
It's an herb with a taste that's alive.
It can help any dish,
Whether salad or fish;
For the bland, it adds dandy new drive. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,869 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'surrealists'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Surrealists, like Dalì, revered
The appearance of normal gone weird.
Melting clocks, apple face,
Walking cubes, rose in space!
Floating pipe? "No, it's not," Magritte jeered. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,172 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'asterism known'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Small patterns of stars, like the Gourd,
In a culture, are named by accord.
How an asterism's known
Sets a cultural tone.
In Detroit, is the Dipper a Ford? <LIMERICK_END> | 4,945 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'passion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her passion for him made her gush,
"I'm bound to admit I've a crush.
His clothes are so dandy...
He's tasty eye-candy!
Such a pity he's daft as a brush." <LIMERICK_END> | 41,619 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'advance rate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My advance rate was ninety percent.
And I bonded my milk cow, which meant
That if I should default,
Then all milking would halt.
To the butcher the cow would be sent. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,739 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'little billboards'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Common shoppers assume they're debris:
Scrip or coin-like, some once came for free.
"Little billboards," they're named
(I've my finest ones framed).
Exonumia fascinate me. <LIMERICK_END... | 45,794 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'charles darwin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Charles Darwin's concern for creation
Raised questions 'bout life's propagation.
On the Beagle he signed,
And then sailed off to find
Just how nature evolved speciation. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,489 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'john blow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the music of Doctor John Blow
Sounds from voices and instruments flow.
Henry Purcell once went
To this right proper gent,
And learned skills from which Dido would grow. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,174 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'profligate pelicans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Only profligate pelicans seek
To fill freezer-chests up for a week.
Birds must skim, then they swoop,
Then they 'shop' with their scoop—
That's the throat pouch that's under their bea... | 61,042 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'decitabine treats'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> New decitabine treats MDS
(In which bone marrow cells are a mess).
Though a possible cure
Has seductive allure,
Your destruction will likely progress. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,188 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bladder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I can state it with perfect veracity,
My bladder has no great capacity.
On the bus, homeward bound,
I've a wish that's profound—
That I'd drunk with less rugged tenacity. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,325 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'verse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I have written this verse just today.
And I'd like it approved straight away,
You must workshop it now!
If you don't then I vow
There won't half be the devil to pay! <LIMERICK_END> | 29,434 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elbow grease'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We were buffing our favorite piece
When Dad said, "Life's about elbow grease":
Of the mind, of the heart —
Work it in, do your part.
The rewards will be sweet, so don't cease. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,975 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nautical'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though my nautical knowledge is slight,
East by south I will teach you tonight:
Put the ship into low,
First due east we will go,
And then steer just a bit to your right. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,434 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'powered clocks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Spring-powered clocks: all the experts agree
That the fusee improved them. You see,
It provided the source
Of an equalised force
From the mainspring to gear-train for free. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,970 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pioneer betsy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Prairie pioneer, Betsy from Pike
Dared the distance with lover man, Ike.
Were they living in shame?
Does this sully her name?
She's iconic believe what you like. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,572 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am washing my hands of your rant
'Cause your logic and proof are so scant.
Yet, I must confess,
I prefer your B.S.
When you parrot my own precious cant. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,335 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'volleyball girls'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The volleyball girls were asthenic:
Their long and lean limbs, Pan-Hellenic.
A sorry self-kidder,
I know they'd consider
A middle-aged man pathogenic. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,828 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old jake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Old Jake, he sustains me with steak.
On my birthday, he bakes me a cake.
He gives back rubs galore
While I snore on the floor.
Then my forepaw he'll shake when I wake. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,042 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'david'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the Bible this couple, well paired
In close friendship, devotedly cared.
Manly bro hugs, we find,
Of the warm embrace kind,
Were what David and Jonathan shared. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,044 |
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