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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wool'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A shepherd whose garments were drab
Said, "They're woven from only the abb.
I must sell all the best
Of the wool, and the rest
Has, of quality, only a dab." <LIMERICK_END> | 14,946 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'neck connects'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bones we have (more when we're born)
Are the frame that our muscles adorn.
Head connects to the neck,
Neck connects to the—heck,
You should know all the rest, so well-worn. <LIMERICK_EN... | 8,184 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'make arrows'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I make arrows, like Cupid, a fletcher.
I've used them 'cause, yes, I'm a lecher.
But do gals share my views?
Check the 10 o'clock news.
You'll see three of them, each on a stretcher. <LIMERIC... | 55,107 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dolphin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Don dolphin-kicked straight down the pool,
Doing butterfly stroke for his school.
"Win one for the Flipper!"
Said he, sounding chipper.
"Win two will be equally cool!" <LIMERICK_END> | 36,716 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grams'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "1,000 grams in a kilogram, see?"
Said the miss, who taught physics, to me.
She continued to speak:
"It derives from the Greek
For 'a small weight' that's grámma," said she. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,645 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ace'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mike to Steve: "You're the ace up my sleeve."
"I'm your ace in the hole," replied Steve.
"Either way, you pitch great.
No one knows but—hey, wait,
You've a hole in your sleeve, I believe." <LIMERICK_... | 25,337 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'child language'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When it comes to child language, our son
Knows a few words (a few more than one),
So you might hear him shout,
"Tata go!" ("Let's go out")
Or "boomboom" (that's the sound of a gun). <LIMER... | 58,662 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abigail adams'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Clearly Abigail Adams, esteemed,
With two presidents closely was teamed:
To one, she was mother;
She married the other—
An unmatchable feat! (...so it seemed) <LIMERICK_END> | 21,092 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'salt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The recipe said, "To your lamb
Add a dg of salt." My head swam!
I salted it freely.
(I should have checked, really.
Turns out it's a tenth of a gram.) <LIMERICK_END> | 28,598 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mold'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're cramping my style. I can't be
What you want me to be. I must flee
This inhibitive hold
And create my own mold.
Only then can I truly be free. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,288 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'knees beseeching'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To his cast the director's appealing—
"I'm begging you. Look guys, I'm kneeling."
(Oh my God! On his knees!)
"I'm beseeching you. Please!!
This time say it like I do, with feeling." <LIM... | 52,488 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'northeastern scots'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fit ye deein? means "what are you doing?"
Fou's yer dous?* "are your pigeons still cooing?"
The Northeastern Scots
Use these Dorisms lots,
So that region is one I'm eschewing. <LIMERI... | 43,184 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snail mail'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Communication by e-mail, on-line,
Or by fax or by phone can be fine;
But snail-mail is better,
Sometimes—like a letter
Or valentine saying, "Be mine." <LIMERICK_END> | 20,913 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'repeat sales'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your customer service entails
All the things that ensure repeat sales.
You will get more cha-ching
If the buyer is king.
One more thing: take your thumb off the scales. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,329 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caernarfonshire county'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Caernarfonshire: county in Wales
That became part of Gwynedd, which fails
To explain all the facts
About each of these tracts,
But I'll let some old bard tell their tales. <LIMERIC... | 24,138 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'butch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A butch keeps a cigarette pack
In her sleeve, while her hair in the back
Is a ducktail, a style
Seen on men; so I smile,
'Cause she's after a Jill, not a Jack. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,893 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'things must'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Oh, what have I done with my list
Of the things I must do to exist?
Every errand and chore,
Bills to pay, forms galore—
They're all itemized ... even my tryst. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,486 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eustachian tube'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "The Eustachian tube in each ear
Must stay open, so hearing is clear,
But should the tube close,
It may pain you, god knows..."
"What? Speak up! I can't hear you, I fear." <LIMERICK_END> | 48,017 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fungus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Well, a fungus, if hitching a trip,
Will adhere with a thick flattened tip.
Hyphal branch will attach
(Appressorium, natch!),
And it clutches so tight, it won't slip. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,911 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hank'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At a good hank, I had him, I did:
In the palm of my hand, held that kid.
He was under my thumb.
To the beat of my drum,
Made him march, and he did all I bid. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,672 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'esn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> ESN as "sub-normal" concedes
Education that failed one's heart bleeds.
Does a name cause affront?
A rhetorical stunt
Makes a dunce the less blunt "special needs". <LIMERICK_END> | 50,618 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sniggering'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When two naval cadets, full of brew,
Went for haircuts, the sniggering grew;
They had asked for a trim—
"Though," said one, "not like him,
'Cause he's just said he fancies the crew." <LIMERICK... | 26,316 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'culpable'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Being culpable means you've been named
As the culprit; so now you'll be shamed
For the damage you've done
To what's owned by the one
Who's declared you deserve to be blamed. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,986 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'earn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bought a face cord of firewood to burn
'Neath my still. I am fixing to turn
Some corn mash into 'shine,
Which I'll sell down the line.
It's amazing how much I can earn. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,722 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'read braille'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That was epic, a blundering fail.
You're an audist, so low on her scale.
Let me give you some tips:
Though she's deaf, she reads lips;
There's no humor in "Does she read Braille?" <LIMERICK_... | 56,677 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caravan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When at twilight the desert sun dropped,
For a choltry the caravan shopped,
So each man and each beast
Would find rest and a feast
In the east, when the caravan stopped. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,479 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'saw pumpkins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We saw pumpkins, I seem to remember,
Till Thanksgiving was through; that's December.
Christmas creep's not the Grinch,
Or my wasteline's new pinch:
Now the Holidays start in September. <LIME... | 18,427 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crawdads'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All the crawdads were caudad-positioned
(Their tails almost touching)—auditioned
For grilling that night
To our dining delight.
Every crayfish was proudly commissioned. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,059 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'central american'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This Central American nation
Has the region's most dense population.
Being prone to bad breaks
Such as landslides and quakes,
It's too often in need of salvation. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,093 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'awful soprano'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This critic's of minor repute;
His empathy's much too acute:
The awful soprano
Who shrieked through "È strano!"
He called "just minutely argute." <LIMERICK_END> | 1,423 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buy gones'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I went down to the store for a bed,
But the store was sold out; so instead
I was offered a steal
On the next discount deal.
"Let's let buy-gones be bygones," he said. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,745 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nagging creditors'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though they know all my dough has been spent,
Nagging creditors never relent.
They can dun, hound, demand,
Importune, pound, command;
Bloody bastards won't get a red cent. <LIMERICK_END... | 40,855 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'say sorry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you've just fallen out with your friends
And you feel that you must make amends,
Say "I'm sorry" to start —
Say it right from the heart —
Then see how hostility ends! <LIMERICK_END> | 3,202 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acrogens punch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Special growth cells give acrogens punch,
Though these plants are a flowerless bunch.
Ferns and mosses we see
And some liverworts. Gee,
That reminds me it's time for my lunch. <LIMERICK_E... | 8,147 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'parishoners pray'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In churches, wherever you stray
In the heart of the U. S. of A.
You may find, filled with mourners,
What're called amen corners,
Where the loudest parishoners pray. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,194 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'book judge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An old British justice named Glover
Once murdered his wife and her lover.
A clue was then found:
His wig on the ground!
But you can't book a judge by his cover. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,888 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lawful'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What they're planning is certainly not
At all lawful (could harm me a lot).
To forestall this I'll call
The police, tell them all
That I know to pre-empt their foul plot. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,906 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dance style'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dance style that's close to my heart,
Not performance, not theater, not art,
Folk dancing, instead,
Is followed and led
By the regular folk who take part. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,575 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'biological psychiatry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Biological psychiatry maintains
That the pathways inside people's brains
Are what mainly explain
What makes some folks insane.
Our neurons, it claims, hold the reins. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,193 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'reindeer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the cold frozen north, so they say,
Is the land where the caribou play.
These large, antlered deer
Every Christmas appear—
They're the reindeer that pull Santa's sleigh. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,342 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cinderfellas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cinderfellas have cause to bemoan
If their step-dad gets sons of his own.
But the Goths used to say,
"Adfiliation's our way:
I consider you bone of my bone!" <LIMERICK_END> | 14,273 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boil alka'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When your stomach is starting to boil
Alka-Seltzer will clear up that roil.
Drink this fizz, some believe,
And you'll stop any heave
So the front of your suit's free from soil. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,712 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abdominal cavity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The abdominal cavity space
Holds your guts in one tight compact place.
Large intestine and small,
Stomach, liver, and all,
Are enclosed in this visceral case. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,813 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'allergy caused'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A story I heard from my doc:
Though allergic, this guy was a jock.
He wasn't expectin'
Release of cachectin;
His allergy caused toxic shock. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,813 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'contextual ad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Online I was buying sorbet;
Saw a blurb there for Peter's Parfait.
Now, for once I was glad:
This contextual ad
Was indeed apropos, in its way. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,662 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yaeger bakes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Yaeger bakes at a backbreaking rate,
Sells his cakes for six bucks—we charge eight—
And these cakes baked in haste
Have more flavor and taste.
His competitive advantage is great. <LIMERICK_E... | 28,643 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'manic douglas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With his humor and temperament manic,
Douglas Adams advised us, "Don't Panic."
With his fish in my ear,
I've got quite a career...
I'm Hotblack Desiato's mechanic! <LIMERICK_END> | 4,605 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bombing attack'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bombing attack was intensive,
Which left all our troops apprehensive,
'Cause things can go wrong
When the enemy's strong
And you're mounting a counteroffensive. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,597 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fears'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You'd been missing for nigh on ten years,
And I'd long since accepted my fears.
Then a letter from you—
What a bolt from the blue!—
Was delivered; my eyes blurred with tears. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,310 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'octopus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the nautilus, "Cousin, keep back.
As an octopus, you never lack
For romantic, dark charms,
Like philandering arms
Or your cephalopod's inky sac." <LIMERICK_END> | 23,491 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flexible'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From flexible comes the word flex
For electrical cable. The specs
Say its current stays low;
If the wire starts to glow
Then the overload flow will cause wrecks. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,263 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carbuncles nothing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's just carbuncles, nothing severe—
A few bealings right here, in your ear.
They're unlikely to spread;
Soon they'll come to a head,
And we'll cleanse them; they'll all disappear. <L... | 52,324 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'battle creek'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Battle Creek is a city where they
Manufacture a crunchy array
Of cereals—sweets
(Which include Frosted Wheats)
And some healthier types (Special K). <LIMERICK_END> | 11,375 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poor owl'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It was Winds-day, as Gopher surmised,
And thus Winnie the Pooh's not surprised
That a blustery squall
Made poor Owl's treehouse fall.
"Just take Piglet's house," Eeyore advised. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,521 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'choking specialist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Choking specialist, Dr. Paul Brown,
Is the subject of talk around town
Since he quite nearly died
At a wedding. The bride
Gave him uppers (one wouldn't go down). <LIMERICK_END> | 64,120 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jane seems'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Jane seems docile. Beneath the veneer
Of compliance, disguised, is a clear
Desire to persist.
Braving odds she'd insist
On her favorite path and adhere. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,551 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'best bitter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the pub, I embarked on a quest:
Just what makes a best bitter the best?
And I learned—what the devil?—
It's the alcohol level.
No one cares how the taste is assessed. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,021 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'borrowed exams'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just call it my final-year caper—
Got a press, and some hot steamy vapor.
The best of my scams:
I "borrowed" exams,
And with pressure and steam, blocked the paper. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,523 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hide'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My adroitness is known far and wide;
It's a deftness that can't be denied.
I have dexterous skill
To move objects at will.
So why is it my keys always hide? <LIMERICK_END> | 851 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blockbuster sales'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My creative juice flows at full stretch
As my best-seller outlines I sketch.
My last blockbuster's sales
Were sky-high, but that pales
Beside what this new novel will fetch. <LIMERICK_E... | 23,893 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brakes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Chug, chug! What a Big Boy am I—
Four sections and steam to the sky!
With twenty-four wheels,
Brakes have righteous great squeals.
I end a big trip with a sigh. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,908 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pregnancy visibly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I ought to be happily glowing,
With my pregnancy visibly showing.
But the ultrasound's odd...
Anencephaly? God:
With no brain, should I let him keep growing? <LIMERICK_END> | 56,871 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'biometric solution'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A new biometric solution,
For crimes that have no attribution,
Will attach an ID
To the perp and set free
People held for unjust prosecution. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,972 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anglo french'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Do you know how a beau and his wench
Parlez vous'd as they wooed on a bench
Back in Normanized Britain?
Both spoken and written,
The language is called Anglo-French. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,548 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hyde tried'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A diligent fellow named Hyde
Tried and tried, tried and tried, and then tried.
"Excessive adherence
To blind perseverance"
Was the certified cause when he died. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,746 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rubber'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a bottle of leather, not rubber;
You can call me a dubba or dubber,
Or call me a dupper
(But not late for supper)
And fill me with oil made from blubber. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,412 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drug'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Pray don't ask Philip Morris, or Merck:
There's a hidden agenda at work.
Whether lit up with matches
Or stuck on in patches,
This drug leaves them both with a smirk. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,184 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amargasaur'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The amargasaur looked very tall,
Though just 30 feet long so quite small.
It's extinct, sad to tell;
Still, we know it quite well:
We have more than one bone we have all. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,076 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'button nose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I once had a girlfriend named Rose
Who was known for her sweet button nose,
But I found she had been
Buttin' in with my kin—
Now my secrets she's bound to expose. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,629 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aegir'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The aegir's a bore that is tidal,
A surge where the river was idle.
It's not at all odd
That it names the sea god
Since its actions can be homicidal. <LIMERICK_END> | 275 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dubai'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the Sheikh of Dubai, with a sigh:
"Our property market's run dry.
For a bailout we'll lobby
Our friend Abu Dhabi —
If we sell, the Emir has Dubai." <LIMERICK_END> | 40,786 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'death'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's beyond, some believe, will transcend
Moments shared with a family or friend;
But, accepted by all
Is, when death pays a call,
Fragile life, as we know it, will end. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,733 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'degree ban'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> B: a grade that's one better than C.
B.A.: That's a college degree.
Ban: prohibit or stop.
Band: plays music (like bop).
Bandy: gossip (don't dare mention me). <LIMERICK_END> | 35,149 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wealthy jack'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Wealthy Jack met a dreamboat one day
Whose allure took his breath right away.
On the lift they soon rode
To his aerie-abode.
"Got a fox in my penthouse," he'd say. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,232 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'monstruous cat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a monstruous cat.
I saw that his belly was fat.
While I sit, as I munch —
Well, I just have a hunch
That that cat cannot leave his old mat. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,900 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pejorative dyke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Most lesbian women don't like
To be called the pejorative dyke.
It's not nice, so just say
That these women are gay.
Feel the need to demean? Take a hike. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,170 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They have crippled our chance to create
Any meaningful course, in this state,
For our children to learn.
Is it thinking they spurn?
Or just positive growth that they hate? <LIMERICK_END> | 26,610 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anthropomorphization'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anthropomorphization is great
Since in kids' tales it helps them relate.
And for ads, it works well:
GEICO's gecko's a swell
Little feller, a best-seller mate. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,176 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'factory farming'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of our factory farming I boast.
That's the way that our firm gets the most
From the hogs we abuse.
PETA saw what we use
And they scourged us from pillar to post. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,811 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'paint bottles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my paint bottles spilled, how I swore!
They spread red, blue and yellow; what's more,
Purple, orange and green
Then appeared in the scene
As an abstract was formed on the floor. <LIMER... | 28,545 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'advancers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Advancers are stocks on the rise.
They're attractive, some brokers advise.
But to own them you'll pay
A lot more than you may
For decliners—the savvier buys. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,330 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cloddishness rarely'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My cloddishness rarely delights
And my boorishness often incites.
I'm a scoundrel and cur,
Often quick with a slur.
Yes, my caddishness even starts fights. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,083 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eschutcheon wings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a knight stands erect in a field
Demanding his quarry should yield,
His eschutcheon, wings high,
Is a bird, soon to fly —
That's an essorant charge on his shield. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,671 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old devil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was walking with Mom past a bar.
She said, "Notice the door is ajar?
The old devil goes in
To that dark den of sin."
So I promised I'd stay away—far! <LIMERICK_END> | 23,156 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'devisal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her devisal was thoroughly planned:
Snag a guy with some oceanfront land
Who had not long to live.
His devisal would give
Her his real estate down on the strand. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,855 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pleural infection'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My doctor has made a selection
For an antibiotic injection.
Extrapulmonary (not
In my lung)—there I've got
What's called pleurisy—pleural infection. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,960 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bazooka killer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bazooka's a killer, indeed.
That's when crack is mixed in with your weed.
It's a joint that'll cause
Intellectual flaws,
And your driving skills surely impede. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,155 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sushi'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now chirashi's the sushi to fix
When you need a quick nosh; you just mix
Fresh raw fish (thinly slice)
On a bed (flavored rice);
Serve with soy sauce, wasabe. Use sticks. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,985 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dextrous'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Truly dextrous, with fine motor skill,
She draws book designs using a quill;
And the edgings she's lined
With the letters, entwined,
Are now viewed as creatively brill. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,013 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'date bella'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the eve of our very first date
Bella called me and said, "It's been great.
But I see how this ends:
Would you mind being friends?
My fatidic misgivings won't wait!" <LIMERICK_END> | 48,029 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'market forces'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Economics, as taught in our courses,
Relies upon free-market forces:
With supply and demand,
Some invisible hand
Guides the trading of shares on the bourses. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,757 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dung'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "The latrine in this barrack's among
The most filthy I've seen—splashed with dung.
It's so dungy, so soiled!"
I exclaimed as I boiled.
"Where's the sergeant? I'll have the bum hung!" <LIMERICK_END> | 45,404 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sinful suzy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sinful Suzy was not a tame child;
She was wicked and easily riled.
I domesticized Suzy
While in the jacuzzi —
She's wet, but she's no longer wild. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,338 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deadwood downed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The deadwood's downed pins on a lane
In candle-pin bowling in Maine;
Deadwood's someone whose loss
Wouldn't make the boss cross,
And a town where gunslingers were slain. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,679 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mozart'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Oh, Ludwig van Beethoven, you
Shook up music much more than you knew.
Mozart, Haydn, first-rate —
No one carried their weight
Till Eroica's downbeat crashed through! <LIMERICK_END> | 56,693 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arbitration'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An arbiter thinks it's a hoot
To settle a raging dispute.
Though he charges a lot
(Happy outcome or not),
Arbitration beats filing a suit. <LIMERICK_END> | 609 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'batman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Being batman, a personal aide
To a more senior officer, made
Me the man I am now.
I do solemnly vow
That requests from my wife are obeyed. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,868 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'celestial sphere'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Old astronomers thought it was clear —
Crystal globe, the celestial sphere.
Stars in perfect rotation
Reflect God's creation,
With wandering planets quite near. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,889 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beautiful trees'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The beautiful trees of this nation
Are worthy of high approbation;
The ones most deserving
Have leaf edges curving,
Botanically known as crenation. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,515 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drug test'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Today's drug test's a pain in the ass.
I must leak in a sterilized glass.
I unzip, take it out,
And this narc, with a pout,
Now observes while I piss and pass gas. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,086 |
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