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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grumble'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though my editor always belittles
My insipid and maudlin submittals,
I don't grumble or stew,
For what good would it do?
No one said life was all beer and skittles. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,331 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'affluent wealthy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He is affluent. Wealthy. In clover.
Well-to-do. Living large. Rich. Moreover,
His great fortune itself
(Not a judgement of pelf)
Is quite effluent. (Cup runneth over.) <LIMERICK_END> | 27,556 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ulster'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From old Ulster they've come to our state,
All these Far-downs—but, Yank, get this straight:
All these Prods just can't be
Quite as Irish as we,
So it's donnybrook time, just you wait. <LIMERICK_E... | 50,451 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jumper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As I'd tried to escape from the jail,
My jumper had caught on a nail.
The farther I travelled,
The more it unravelled
And the cops followed hot on my trail. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,869 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'procreation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Procreation, dear readers, is rife
With all manner of trouble and strife.
In the midst of each cell
Sits the ladder to hell:
DNA is the spiral of life. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,960 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'compass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The compass was ancient and gold,
And Lyra Belacqua would hold
It and focus her mind
To search and to find
The truths, which for her would unfold. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,050 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'employment agreement'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The employment agreement you signed
Has low wages, no pension and, mind,
Your inventions are ours;
You concede all your powers.
You're just "labor" consigned and maligned. <LIMERICK_... | 42,061 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'keith stayed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A flying-trapeze man named Keith
Stayed aloft by a rope in his teeth.
He'd not much to say
'Til his girlfriend, one day,
Tossed his shorts to the netting beneath. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,952 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'goldenrod salt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's a plant you will find where it's sandy;
To prevent dune erosion it's handy.
It can live in a marsh,
Where it's saline and harsh—
To beach goldenrod, salt is just dandy. <LIMERICK_EN... | 31,125 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chest thumping'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Today all of the staff I'm alerting:
The boss is again self-asserting.
That proud Beater From Hell
Does her chest-thumping well;
I imagine her bosom is hurting. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,910 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prince'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Quoth a prince to his queen: "You must be
The defendress of faith, land and sea.
For my father, my king —
Though brave words he can sing —
Couldn't fend off a sword made of tea!" <LIMERICK_END> | 35,970 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'huntsman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Tally Ho!" cried the huntsman with glee;
"If you value the chase, follow me!
See the fox over there
In the wood, by his lair?
He'll break covert and run, wait and see!" <LIMERICK_END> | 8,409 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bladder full'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He was thawed from sub-zero degrees.
"Mr. Powers, evacuate please."
Two, three minutes pass by
For this bladder-full guy,
But completion's not reached. Still he pees. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,481 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'william casey'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> William Casey, it's possible, lied
When illegal concerns he denied.
"Aid to contras? Not us!
Why these questions? This fuss?"
But before he could answer, he died. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,291 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'opal rings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's an alloy of nickel and copper—
Hot or cold, a consistent volt stopper.
If an Istanbul raider
Robbed his local jewel trader,
He'd get constantan opal rings, proper! <LIMERICK_END> | 40,894 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clumsily stumble'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I clumsily stumble and bump.
(Imagine the thump If I'd jump!)
If I should try bowling,
I'd get the ball rolling,
But oops I'd fall flat on my rump. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,468 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tarantula scary'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of some spiders we needn't be wary,
While others are ugly and hairy.
Beware if you find
The citigrade kind;
They're the wolf and tarantula—scary! <LIMERICK_END> | 18,163 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ex'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My ex, when she left, cleaned me out.
I am penniless—broke!—beyond doubt.
That she loses my car
And my Fender guitar
To some thug is my wish most devout. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,547 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prospero sighing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now Prospero, sighing, must part
With the magic so close to his heart.
So his book must be drowned,
Staff destroyed; now uncrowned,
He's abandoned the sorcerer's art. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,346 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cadmium yellow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bright cadmium yellow pale paint
Will allow you to show no restraint
In the lemons you draw,
That young goldfinch you saw,
Or the halo above a great saint. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,183 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ron reagan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Why Ron Reagan was Clearly the Best."
"Farm Communities Put to the Test."
"I am Joe's Upper Arm."
"How to Keep Kids from Harm."
My, that sure is a lot to Digest. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,156 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'geysir spewing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dated concepts require eschewing —
In Victorian days, Geysir's spewing,
Twigged an Ulster distiller
To buy land 'round this thriller.
His idea: "Admission accruing". <LIMERICK_END> | 62,628 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'emmys'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My dress for the Emmys was natty,
But in pictures I looked like a fatty.
The hemline kept shifting;
My knickers kept drifting—
The creepage was driving me batty. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,428 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sun rise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In our youth, we stood searching the skies:
Where's the sun? We could only surmise.
So we stayed up all night;
At sun's rise, saw the light
And it dawned on us. No big surprise. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,131 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'never debarb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're bare faced it's just as I feared!
You appear to be missing your beard.
With such elegant garb,
You should never debarb.
You looked better before you got sheared. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,195 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corn pudding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For corn pudding, stir corn, eggs, and cream;
Add minced onion, then bake. And esteem
Will be yours at your dinner:
This dish is a winner
With turkey—a Thanksgiving dream. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,682 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shoop song'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Betty Everett's a pretty safe bet
On most stations for oldies. We'll get
"The Shoop Shoop Song" played
And another she made,
Namely, "Let It Be Me," a duet. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,492 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'louvre'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The work in the Louvre ain't charmless,
So why not go look? It's quite harmless.
There's lots that's beguiling,
Like Mona, who's smiling,
And Venus de Milo, who's armless. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,029 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scotch woodcock'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "My Scotch woodcock I'm hoping you'll taste
With my Gentleman's Relish." In haste,
She just fled. Don't know why
She's unwilling to try
Eggs on toast spread with anchovy paste. <LIMERIC... | 57,138 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'football association'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Morley's rules proved to be the foundation
Of England's new Football Association,
Which donated its name
To the beautiful game:
Assoc. soccer a short derivation. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,834 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stop scurvy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a bid to stop scurvy at sea,
Captain Cook packed his Vitamin C,
Stocking lemons and limes,
Even cabbage at times.
They're all antiscorbutic, you see. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,532 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'say vomit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Say vomit? You will be rebuked
And your Disneyland job may be nuked.
They're quite proper, you see.
Should you hear a "Code V,"
That just means that some visitor's puked. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,490 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boss'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our boss has a home that's palatial,
But in giving us raises, he's glacial.
You can tell he is base
From his long, frowning face—
Yes, the slave driver's dolichofacial. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,067 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adhesive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a substance is dauby, in theory,
You're probably best to be leery.
It's adhesive as hell,
Not to mention as well
That it's glutinous, viscous, and smeary. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,544 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'young claire'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Over there—see the gorgeous young Claire?
All those tightly wound springs are her hair!
Lovely curledness! Wait—
Claire's fair hair is her fate.
When it's tangled she'd better beware! <LIMER... | 42,491 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'moe cried'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Since the temperature's 20 below,
Let's just throw him outside in the snow.
The plan's perfect!" Moe cried.
Teddy pondered and sighed,
"Couldn't hurt, I guess. Give it a go." <LIMERICK_END> | 63,801 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'throne'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I can sit on my throne and pursue
Dreams of deeds that as king I might do.
But gone is the spell,
When I hear my wife yell,
"Better flush the commode when you're through." <LIMERICK_END> | 23,326 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'send candygram'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Send a candygram? Here's what you do:
Choose your sweets, then a text. "I love you"
As a message is great,
But "You're putting on weight"?
Probably not, though undoubtedly true. <LIMERIC... | 12,495 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'forthrightness strive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This exam is no gentle ordeal.
My fat finger is all that you'll feel.
What's my cause for forthrightness?
I strive for politeness:
I try to be, roughly, genteel. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,996 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'neck'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She's a bird in a braced plastic cage.
Called a Malibu, it will assuage
Crippling pain in her neck,
Keeping movement in check,
And prevent her from acting her age. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,440 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scuba'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a lad from Aruba
Who hankered to master the tuba,
But tourists arriving
To practice their diving
Instead turned his head toward scuba. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,687 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adatis cotton'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For an adatis, cotton is grown
In India; then, when it's sewn,
It's transported afar
To where cloth-buyers are
And where such cultivation's unknown. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,496 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'phileas turn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A wager made Phileas turn
From the fog and the gaslight to burn
A trail 'Round the World
In Eighty Days, hurled
By the narrative powers of Verne. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,240 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ape'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Margret and spouse, H.A. Rey,
Gave us Curious George; the books say
He's a monkey, but ape
Best expresses his shape—
Still, "the Man" is his friend, either way. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,861 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old villa'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The old villa next door is a shambles,
Almost hidden by bushes of brambles.
It needs restoration
And a sure conservation-
trained architect (not one who gambles). <LIMERICK_END> | 58,378 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'offend dionysos'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A god you should never offend,
Dionysos drives dames round the bend.
The Queen Mother returns
From his orgy and learns
She's beheaded the monarch. The end. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,360 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'copy protection'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If your software's expensive, you may
Need a dongle before you can play
With each feature or section.
Plug-in copy protection
Thwarts people who don't want to pay. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,755 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'person plural'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Who's the first person plural? That's me.
You may wonder, "But how can that be?"
I opine as a whole,
Because spokesman's my role
At The News: editorial we. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,184 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bertie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We've had nine, if you count the Confessor.
(Kings Edward, that is.) The successor
To Victoria's throne
Was her eldest son, known
As "Bertie" or Ted the Caressor. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,035 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'architect crowning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This architect's crowning creation,
When seen in this great elevation,
Is a work of perfection.
From any direction,
It's splendid, from dome to foundation. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,758 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'digital watermarks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are digital watermarks found
On e-documents, pictures and sound.
You may live to regret
Nicking stuff from the net
That some bounder has found a way round. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,483 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Darling dear, shall we go out to dine?
I'm engaging a table at nine.
I'll reserve it till ten,
So we have until then
To eat up, pay and leave, sweetheart mine." <LIMERICK_END> | 43,425 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crias vicugna'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Little camelid, ¿Cómo se llama?
Wee guanaco, O where is your mama?
Small alpaca sleeps oft.
Young vicuña, so soft!
You are crias (Vicugna and Lama). <LIMERICK_END> | 25,231 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'one acids'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Study insulin; be scientific.
The A chain, you'll find, is terrific.
In this chain: twenty-one
Acids, second to none—
Each arrangement is species-specific. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,265 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're a nurse now, no shy nervous Nellie.
Feel this gastrolith here, in the belly.
It's a large, stony mass,
And some food cannot pass.
Feed her solely on bouillons and jelly. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,207 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On CDs, there's an extra attraction:
It's the spectrum from light's interaction
With lines closely scribed,
So it's groovily vibed —
A phenomenon known as diffraction. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,799 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'curse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My sister's a floozy and worse.
(She's been spending her nights in a hearse.)
She's been lucky, to date,
But one day she'll be "late"—
And she'll wish she were blessed with "the curse." <LIMERICK_E... | 26,645 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kiss dermatography'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My two lips, and my back, and my chin,
And my neck, and my butt, and each shin
Are all covered with this,
What you touch when you kiss.
Dermatography? Treatise on skin. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,961 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'asteroidal blue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Astrophotographs taken have shown
A large mass, blue in hue, source unknown.
The astronomers' math
Has shown Earth's in the path
Of this huge asteroidal blue stone. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,291 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "They're distinct, but it's tricky to tell.
You could not differentiate well,
Telling this one from that,"
Said the Cat in the Hat,
"Till you noticed Thing Two tends to smell." <LIMERICK_END> | 33,702 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'enlightenment came'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While mulling the quantum one morning,
Enlightenment came without warning.
Born's cerebral attacks
Pushed his brain to the max —
So a new understanding aborning. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,113 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'go mile'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Mohicans go mile after mile
On patrol, in traditional style.
Is that four braves abreast?
No, in line: they've assessed
That in woodlands it's best to defile. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,166 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'band pass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Band-pass filters stop some hues of light
And let others pass through in their flight.
Like when Goldilocks viewed
The Three Bears' bowls of food:
"One's too hot, one's too cold, one's just rig... | 18,265 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ferns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My botanist friend, Michael Lees,
Showed me ferns he had found and said, "Geez,
Having chewed some on sight,
Had the runs all last night!
Who needs enemas with good fronds like these?" <LIMERICK_EN... | 49,209 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cadbury eggs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Lent comes I eagerly seek
Lovely Cadbury eggs so unique.
Ah, my soul is replete
With this milk chocolate treat.
They're ambrosia and make my knees weak. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,320 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'billy blanco'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Billy Blanco has died. What a loss!
All Brazil makes the sign of the cross.
But his legacy stays
With those cool swings and sways—
Bossa nova fans know he's the boss. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,380 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'guest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a host, I am no rank beginner,
So each guest at our table's a winner.
Some think finicking chic,
But all you do's critique,
And no doryphore joins us for dinner. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,993 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'parasite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This actinomyxidian's firm—
Well-entrenched in the guts of a worm,
Which inhabits my friend,
Who's a mooch. At the end
Of this parasite sequence, I squirm. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,441 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cuticula dentis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cuticula dentis, defined
(Don't believe this? It boggles the mind!):
It's the skin of our teeth,
Just a small basal sheath —
Teething tots chew it off (chomp and grind). <LIMERICK_END> | 32,585 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scrabble'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In that tourney, my play raised my rank,
And the Scrabble-tile gods are to thank.
What made my games better?
I'd fish out no letter,
Which means I was drawing a blank. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,273 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'woodland'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Clear the brush, build a home's what I'll do:
All this woodland I aim to subdue.
With my horse and by hand
I will prove up this land.
Until then, know my comforts are few. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,779 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'word darcy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An Iranian tootsie (a ho)
Said, "Now honey, please call me your Flo."
But she spoke fast in Farsi—
Did she say the word darcy
(A unit of flow)? I don't know. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,937 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'autobiography'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This journal's her autobiography.
Though it's written with perfect chirography—
Every word penned with grace—
Still its contents are base,
And to me it seems utter pornography. <LIMERICK_EN... | 15,769 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grampa'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Both Great-Grampa and Baby excrete
Into diapers. Unsure on their feet,
Both will daddle when walking,
Speak gibberish talking—
Young hotties call both of them "sweet." <LIMERICK_END> | 30,781 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'husbands'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was flabbergasted, dumb with confusion,
When they broke down the door. Such intrusion!
Both her husbands at once!
Then I felt like a dunce —
Her love was the sheerest illusion. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,558 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'comedian'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said my dad, with the help of a graph,
"What you earn in this 'job' won't be half
Of a real job. The thrills
Of a club won't pay bills.
A comedian? Don't make me laugh." <LIMERICK_END> | 49,937 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'roadbed resurface'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Thirty winters the span was a wreck,
So a bridge engineer went to check.
It needed new paint,
But his major complaint
Was the roadbed. "Resurface the deck." <LIMERICK_END> | 32,067 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stay confined'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I visit my brother today,
They will limit how long I can stay:
I'm confined for an hour
To his cell, feeling dour—
But that's nothing to him: he's "away." <LIMERICK_END> | 31,618 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'knitted socks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Here, I've brought them to show you," said Mabel,
Throwing hand-knitted socks on the table.
"See the part where it's curly,
All twisty and twirly?
My grandmother calls that a cable." <LIME... | 12,603 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'joystick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Oh crikey!" cried Biggles, aghast,
"My joystick won't work, damn and blast!
Now my plane's in descent,
With the flight path all bent."
Our poor hero is flying half-mast. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,579 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'occupation demographist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a human resource occupation
A demographist studies a nation.
He reports upon both
Variations and growth
He observes in the real population. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,315 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'laura always'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Laura always wants more. So she craves
What others have got, and behaves
Like a covetous witch.
That envying bitch
Steals the flowers from relative's graves! <LIMERICK_END> | 49,203 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'concubines'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Concubinage, long, long ago,
Was an alternate lifestyle, although
Many masters were dastards,
The offspring were bastards,
And concubines couldn't say "No." <LIMERICK_END> | 23,433 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prayed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I have prayed," said devout Mrs. Keating,
"For the reason that life is so fleeting,
And I'm just on the brink
Of an answer, I think,
If the Lord . . ." (here her heart just stopped beating). <LIM... | 28,703 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cold gravy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What me grandmother put on me plate
Wasn't really that terribly great:
Those boats of cold gravy
Could drown a whole navy.
It'd choke a brown dog, it would, mate. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,359 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'girlish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Once girlish, her tragic condition
Caused her churlishly bad disposition.
Still you cherish your darling,
Turned currish and snarling,
Who's beating you into submission. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,696 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ballista provides'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hurling missiles and stones at the fort,
This ballista provides us support.
We attackers adore
Fancy engines of war.
Send some more and the siege will be short. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,047 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carrots feed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the dark I kept bumping around;
A root vegetable (orange) I found
For my night-vision need,
So on carrots I feed.
Now I burrow at night in the ground! <LIMERICK_END> | 25,830 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diffic ult'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Isaac Asimov, author prolific,
With writer's block never had diffic-
ult problems at all.
He would endlessly scrawl
Fact and fiction (not all scientific). <LIMERICK_END> | 11,165 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sex abbott'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Budgie-smuggling, he shows off his pecs.
And for Lent he says, "I'll give up sex."
Abbott, T., look at me:
Have a nice cup of tea
And a lie-down (and, yes, take a Bex). <LIMERICK_END> | 35,632 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lost rupert'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> England's golden boy lost Rupert Brooke —
Wrote of love, died too young, closed the book,
Leaving youth a brief page
From a less jaded age,
Torn by war and the toll that it took. <LIMERICK_EN... | 11,810 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lancelot dance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Arthur saw Lancelot dance
With his Queen in a torrid romance,
He declared, "The Crown grants
You your life. Don your pants,
For I hereby aband you to France." <LIMERICK_END> | 16,115 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'whiteness lies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In logic, a connotative term
Has more than one sense, I affirm;
So white, as a shaper,
Describes sheets of paper,
But whiteness lies there at its germ. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,921 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'branched hairs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> See a plantsman check flower and shoot
For fine details, exquisite, minute;
With the text he compares—
Has it tree-like branched hairs?
Yes, dendritic; that helps the pursuit. <LIMERICK_EN... | 41,810 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vision correct'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Eyes and genitals form the foundation
Of your vision's correct operation,"
Grandma said. "Don't perturb
That fine balance superb—
It will make you go blind, disturbation." <LIMERICK_END> | 34,931 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blatterer flagg'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Grace "The Blatterer" Flagg has a flair
For ensuring that silence is rare.
She once spoke with a friend
Seven days without end—
A blatteration beyond all compare! <LIMERICK_END> | 25,303 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'party like'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I party, I like to get bashed,
Meaning when I get lit—you know, smashed—
Unless it's real hearty,
A party's no party.
Oh my gosh—our sweet home's just been trashed! <LIMERICK_END> | 33,970 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'paw done'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Paw done tole me, "Sit down on that curb.
Yankee speakers we sometimes disturb
With the way we use done,
But don't worry none, son,
Since it's just an auxiliary verb." <LIMERICK_END> | 54,248 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wild smartweed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That is culrage don't eat it now, chum.
Though a cultivar, calmed, has become
A veg in Japan,
I was never a fan —
And wild smartweed enrages your bum. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,095 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fruit trees'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To grow fruit trees that many admire,
Try the cordon style, tied down to wire.
Horizontally trim
And secure every limb.
The result will be sure to inspire. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,083 |
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