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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'church'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Their great fundraising starts in their church;
They'd not leave those in need in the lurch.
All the money they pay
Is for charity. They
Take great pride in financing research. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,475 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'craniometrical'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I inspect, in my hours of leisure,
All the volunteered skulls I can measure.
As my calling card states:
"The prediction of traits
Is my craniometrical pleasure." <LIMERICK_END> | 38,064 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'collective nouns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An ambush of tigers, it's claimed,
Surprised five: two were killed, three were maimed.
Fierce attacks like this show,
As collective nouns go,
This is one group that's very well named. <L... | 53,946 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conodont son'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "That's a conodont, son, like an eel."
"Sure, he's skinny, but how does he feel?
What's he feeling within?"
"He's just teeth and some skin,
Son—extinct. He's not even a meal." <LIMERICK_END> | 45,451 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caress'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To the eye she had skin like a dove;
I confess I fell madly in love.
When I tried a caress,
I was filled with distress
For her bodysuit fit like a glove! <LIMERICK_END> | 2,943 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'quotations close'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'll announce this just once, so make notes:
You draw two backward c's; each one floats
Up and over your line.
You will find this works fine
To show ends of quotations: close quotes. <LI... | 48,331 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'miss grant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All last winter, Miss Grant went through fire
To prove she was fit for the choir.
At her church she sings great,
But she's now three months late
And afraid that she'll have to retire. <LIMERIC... | 60,270 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pole lmc'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though Dorado's not famous for size,
There's a sight for astronomers' eyes
Where it swims round the pole:
LMC (not the whole)
Is a jewel of southerly skies. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,423 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carbo loading'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With a countenance dark and foreboding,
My manager's close to exploding.
In the trunk of my car
He found stock from the bar,
So I told him I'm just carbo loading. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,632 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'commitment fee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When he asked for a session at three,
She said, "Bud, take your hand off my knee.
To ensure future play
There's a charge you must pay.
It's a kind of commitment fee. See?" <LIMERICK_END> | 46,496 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'meet lady'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've been schooled; has it all been for naught?
Guess you're not yet prepared as we thought.
Don't just stand half asleep;
Meet a lady, bow deep:
Drag your foot, as a gentleman ought. <LIMERI... | 53,426 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'debitor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The word debitor? Once it meant "debtor,"
In the old days, when many a fetter
Graced the ankles of guys
Who had been so unwise
As to wager and lose as a bettor. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,582 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'car boot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though I love my wife dearly, her junk
In the car boot's the source of my funk.
It's my earnest desire
To change a flat tyre,
But first I must clear out that trunk. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,980 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gain fifty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The spirits were having some sport.
For my weight, now I'm overly short.
Ectoplasm abounds,
But to gain fifty pounds
Is the cruelest kind of apport. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,872 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shove'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In drafting a note to my love,
I'd compared her to heaven above,
But, alas and alack,
With these words it came back:
"Please insert in your rectum and shove." <LIMERICK_END> | 37,313 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'destruction fire'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Destruction fire! Shell the place flat,
And see what they think about that.
Thus guns may be laid
Like a carpet-bomb raid —
That's an airborne cascade, not a mat. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,068 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pleasant temperate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Pleasant temperate weather," says Bree,
"Is perfection, according to me.
No heat waves, no snow,
No damn 40 below—
A green climate for me, Bree, is key." <LIMERICK_END> | 64,574 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'contesseration'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Contesseration: you gave me your token,
And you, friend, took mine. The words spoken?
"We fit like mosaic."
The rest's formulaic:
You slept with my wife—the bond's broken. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,623 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'notify doug'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Someone notify Doug's next of kin,
'Cause that puff adder's broken his skin,
And we got here too late,
So there's not long to wait:
Any moment, Doug's sure to cash in. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,768 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'argue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> 'Yeah, but...' 'Why do you argue with me?'
'Yeah, but...' 'Always object, disagree?'
'Yeah, but...' 'See! There you go!'
'Yeah, but...' 'Go with the flow!'
'From now on, yeah, but... whoops! Wait a... | 61,058 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'd be flying with ease and no care,
But I feel there's a "Humph!" in the air!
Perpendicular breezes
(Like teasing with wheezes)
Blow crossly, so fly if you dare! <LIMERICK_END> | 26,416 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've been barring a bear from her lair,
And discovered the bear doesn't scare.
Now you're trapped underneath
A large mouthful of teeth.
But you're winning your bet! Do you care? <LIMERICK_END> | 9,173 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bide wee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's many a tiny and twee
Summer cottage that's called "Bide a Wee."
It can mean "Stay a spell";
"Time to wait, now," as well.
(Some would say, "Hold your water." Not me.) <LIMERICK_END> | 27,895 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seven webers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Seven Webers, two Carters, three, four...
Sixteen Holleys, and two Carters more."
"Want some burgers for lunch?"
He said, "No need to munch."
"Counting carbs," I observed from the door. <LI... | 12,407 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'energy comes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My energy comes, then departs;
It goes way up and down in the charts.
The result is a burst-
Stop-repeat loop. I'm cursed
Living life in short jerks: fits and starts. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,795 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chromo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This chromo is rare. It's antique—
With its frame, what collectors all seek.
In their time, these were cheap
Color prints. With a leap,
A new process came in at their peak. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,362 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dyslexia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Poor Mappy! (that's Pamela) Phelps:
Her dyslexia means that she slelps
Her words slightly awry
And she can't play Spy-I.
(You don't have to be mab, but it helps.) <LIMERICK_END> | 18,463 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chelsea mom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Vote for Chelsea's Mom!" Granny said that,
As I helped make this poster. I sat
On the floor—Mama, too—
Fingerpainting in blue:
See the paw prints of Socksie, our cat? <LIMERICK_END> | 23,607 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deck hand'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The deck hand was bending down toward
The bucket where bait had been stored;
Splitting pants down the back,
He showed way too much crack;
'Twas abhorred by all anglers aboard. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,214 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poetry name'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm annoyed by free-versers and worse,
As a poet, my thinking's averse
To their no-rhyming claim
To use poetry's name.
Call them prosets—it's prose they disperse. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,582 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'design phase'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The design phase was not very long,
And the programmers worked for a song.
Do not look so abashed
'Cause this project has crashed.
Its result now is both—Bad and Wrong. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,372 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'garden gnomes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It is bafflingly complex: who roams
Around kidnapping old garden gnomes
To take them on trips
Over land and on ships,
Then return them at night to their homes?. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,321 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'enarthrodial joints'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Enarthrodial joints shouldn't slip,
As the ball's in the socket's sure grip—
But if you slip and fall
When you trip in the hall,
You could certainly fracture your hip. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,692 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'weight watcher'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At goal every Weight Watcher strives
To be there when the month's end arrives.
When we step on the scale,
We will cheer or we'll wail.
This program controls our whole lives! <LIMERICK_END> | 32,825 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deceased henry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Once King Henry's affections decreased,
Thomas Becket would soon be deceased.
Henry griped, "You're no fun!"
And then cried, "Is there none
Who'll get rid of this turbulent priest?" <LIMER... | 52,506 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clacker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The clacker. A warning, to start:
It's a rude anatomical part.
If such words you deplore,
Please don't read any more.
(It's the hole out of which we all fart.) <LIMERICK_END> | 53,578 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drug bust'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A drug bust took place on our block.
Twenty cops stormed the house, didn't knock.
They found loads of cocaine—
Two arrested, one slain—
And they cleaned out the drug pusher's stock. <LIMERICK_E... | 38,689 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'decompose dust'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All that's living will have to, some day,
Face a fate of demise and decay.
Nature tells us we must
Decompose—"dust to dust."
Nonplused? We recycle that way. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,428 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dyeing brunette'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cried the dyeing brunette: "No mistake?
Hubby's left me his dough? For his sake,
I will mourn him by spending,
Since my money's unending."
(She looked lovely and blonde at the wake.) <LIM... | 46,557 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'efform'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Efform is more formal. Don't scoff.
I prefer it", affected the toff.
"I just like the effect."
"I'll just be, Prof, direct —
The verb form now's the norm, so ef off." <LIMERICK_END> | 44,911 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cetaceans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The cetaceans all waited for sales,
Then bought corduroy pants for their tails.
Then they posed, amidst laughter —
Each blowhard was after
The prize for the best prints of wales. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,965 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dad forebears'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dad's forebears all flunked out of schools
That perceived them as blithering fools.
The birds and the bees,
Though, bred no such disease
In our kids, where the distaff side rules. <LIMERICK... | 32,519 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'home rattles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ice down in the ground makes it shake;
My home rattles, there's noise like a quake.
With fast temperature drops
There are booms, bangs and pops:
These cryoseisms shock me awake. <LIMERICK_EN... | 50,237 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'innocent fred'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Meek, gentle and innocent Fred!
It's that doveship that's making me dread
Getting poor Fred to see
That I'd much rather be
With a Franny or Frida instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,910 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cod liver'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Say dispensers of cod-liver oil
When their cod-fearing children recoil:
"Don't be such a critic!
It's antirachitic—
'Gainst rickets, the number-one foil!" <LIMERICK_END> | 2,646 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abbreviations'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Abbreviations so many to see!
And you guess what the heck they may be.
For the sake of example,
Just one should be ample,
So here: exempli gratia, e.g. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,427 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'envelope table'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My envelope table's quite clever.
Have I wanted one? Man, have I ever!
The effect it achieves
With triangular leaves—
As my bridge partner said, "Well, I never!" <LIMERICK_END> | 47,335 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tardis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Time and Relative Dimension in Space:
Look, the TARDIS, on Earth, has touched base.
Doctor Who is inside.
Once the Time Lord is spied,
There'll be monstrous new dangers to face. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,566 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'delilah dismayed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mama studied Delilah, dismayed:
After church, her sweet angel had strayed.
"Dragged your dress through the dirt?
Girl, you've frazzled your skirt.
Look, the hem's become tattered and fra... | 58,602 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'birdshot game'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A fowler today's sold for fun:
Charged with birdshot a game birder's gun,
Near as long as I'm tall.
Not a piece for a brawl:
Take your shot, hope it fires, and run. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,259 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'recall'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My problems with recall are chronic,
But some memory aids are moronic:
'Thirty days has September…'
The rest? CAN'T REMEMBER!
And trying to's antimnemonic. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,627 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mien'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It must be my face or my mien —
At the airport, the ultimate screen:
Wanded upside and down,
Inside out, and aroun',
'Til the sergeant pronounced I was clean. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,571 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abortionists crimes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In their clinics, these murderers may
Have the law to protect them today.
But abortionists' crimes
Are the scourge of our times.
God awaits. He will see that they pay. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,228 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ship foresail'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A ship's foresail is one of a few
That are set on its foremast by crew.
In a vessel designed
As square rigged, it's defined
As the largest and lowest we view. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,771 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'called calder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The sculptor called Calder, with ease,
All his patrons and critics could please
With a wonderful thing
Called a mobile. Parts swing
In the air with each puff of a breeze. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,092 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cabinet wood'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I have wished all my life that I could
Own a desk made of cabinet wood,
With its drawer-pulls of brass,
Topped with glass—so high class—
Just to picture it makes me feel good. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,140 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bald brow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Neither lie with nor even embrace
Her. She wears an epalpebrate face:
Her fair forehead's plucked bare.
She wants wooly bears there.
A bald brow is a blank, barren place. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,351 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old zeke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Old Zeke was a miner obsessed —
His location kept close to his chest:
All those zaggings and ziggings
To get to his diggings,
But the yield? I just wasn't impressed. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,550 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'depressed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some mornings I wake up depressed,
And I know I won't function my best,
As I'd rather be dead
Than get out of my bed,
And I dread what's ahead—getting dressed. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,110 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nature'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Devotee that I am, I read stuff
About nature. I can't get enough.
I'm not talking 'bout trees,
Grass, or leaves. None of these.
I'm a naturist/nudity buff. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,723 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'head scowling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Coding head's scowling today.
That's an index of what she might say.
She's a nit-picky boss,
And no question she's cross—
She's found bugs in my drop-down array. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,154 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arroyo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "The arroyo's our place to lie low:
Thicket's thick there, so nothing would show,
It's so brambly and brushed,
And the atmosphere hushed…"
"If that's so, we could die there. Who'd know?" <LIMERICK... | 65,517 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'priestley discovered'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Priestley discovered the gas
He called oxygen, some said, "Alas!
They are far too simplistic,
These antiphlogistic
Opinions—we spurn them en masse." <LIMERICK_END> | 1,697 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tut tomb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Archeologist Carter's great find—
King Tut's tomb, hardly matched of its kind—
Brought into day's light
Gilded artifacts bright.
The vast treasure just boggles the mind. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,683 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'memento'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Rome, Kenny found a memento
In a shop, with a sign: cinquecento.
"What? It's only five cents?"
He exclaimed, "Small expense!
Here's a dollar, my man; sei contento?" <LIMERICK_END> | 17,518 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bastard gags'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Hey, bone picker! Come take these rags.
I've some 'pure' you can stick in your bags."
With his health often scummy
(A sensitive tummy),
No wonder this poor bastard gags. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,610 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fluffy bunnies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fluffy bunnies are more than just cute—
They are twitchy of leg and of snoot.
They eat carrots by night,
With their pointy teeth bite,
And are musically evil to boot. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,274 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'archangel shmuck'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Who is heaven's high muckety-muck?
Not that second-rate archangel shmuck.
When the angels all strike
For a salary hike,
He seraphically passes the buck. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,288 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bedroom community'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My bedroom community's bitty.
I work in the larger main city,
Commuting each day.
It's some distance away,
But I'll stay in this hamlet—it's pretty! <LIMERICK_END> | 65,838 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ol grampa'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ol' Grampa broke out of his cage;
To the whorehouse he ran in a rage.
At a hundred and three
He's got more oomph than me.
He's exceedingly spry for his age. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,182 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's Agonus, one kind of fish
That looks pretty foul on a dish—
Might as well ask the waiter
To serve you a gator,
If a knobby-scaled critter you wish. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,705 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'colation location'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I have seen your colation location—
The Municipal Filtering Station,
And your water's first rate!
After touring I ate,
At its lunchroom, a luscious collation. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,361 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'organized crime'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the tube certain criminals charm,
And it's hard to believe they do harm,
But join organized crime?
You'd be mixing with slime,
And you might end up buying the farm. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,729 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'girl'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My daughter is pretty, and thin.
To "come out," all her lifetime has been
Her fond wish, but no doubt,
If I bring the girl out
Lots of cash I will have to bring in. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,121 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'termites report'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All termites, report to your station!
Start chewing this house's foundation!
Its rafters erode—
It's abode a la mode
Through our biodeterioration! <LIMERICK_END> | 4,181 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'activate something'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you activate something you might
Turn it on, like an engine or light.
Or for troops make it hard
(Like the National Guard):
Call 'em up, send 'em off, have 'em fight. <LIMERICK_EN... | 742 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'guy craftless'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The guy's craftless? That means you believe
That he can't build a birdhouse, or weave?
No, it means that his style,
Without cunning or guile,
Is...well...childlike, and rather naive. <LIMER... | 27,072 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'daily commute'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A commuter is being astute
As she plots an alternative route:
"Doesn't matter which way
I go first every day—
An abelian daily commute!" <LIMERICK_END> | 14,445 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'convictions test'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Acts of faith, as the phrase would suggest,
Surely give your convictions a test,
By potentially ending
(As signs are portending)
In injury, death, or arrest. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,280 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rob'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the dinner I asked Rob and Eve,
"Why not quit that dumb shared job and leave?"
Their response? Problematic —
Evasive, erratic —
'Twas clear they would just bob and weave. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,489 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'camels convey'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Camels convey animosity
Contemptuously, with velocity—
A gob of viscosity
Shot out the proboscity
And onto your hat's an atrocity. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,529 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'consulate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> How I pine for my consul from France.
We both knew it was love at first glance.
When I asked, "Can I stay
At the consulate?" They
Sent me packing. That killed our romance. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,888 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corbeils'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I spent days sculpting baskets with pride
To adorn your new building's front side.
Now you say I'm to blame
Since it seems that your aim
Was my corbeils should harm someone's hide? <LIMERICK_END... | 28,823 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beck'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'll remain at your call and your beck,
And your bidding I'll do in a sec.
But by snoozing all day
In my vampirish way,
I'm now peckish for pecks on your neck. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,010 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though these coins may be part of your stash,
In Beijing they're not risky to flash.
Since their value is small,
No one bothers at all
When they learn that you're paying in cash. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,917 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Deer and doe—they are sometimes old-fashioned.
In their contact, romance can be rationed,
But in estrus, a cervid
And her mate become fervid:
Inflamed and hot-blooded, impassioned. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,206 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'empty bellied'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Empty-bellied on Thanksgiving Day,
We feel faint, barely able to say:
"Rush that turkey you're carving
'Cause, dammit, we're starving!
Say grace, then get out of the way!" <LIMERICK_END> | 44,255 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'affectionate dogs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Affectionate dogs are a blessing.
They're never downbeat or depressing.
Their love is sincere
As they're licking your ear.
If you have one, you're lucky, I'm guessing. <LIMERICK_END> | 149 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thesis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My thesis just couldn't prevail.
The reviewers all deemed it quite stale.
"Your topic," they said,
"Deals with just '-ing' and '-ed,'
And that's far too affixal. You fail." <LIMERICK_END> | 423 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'foot maiden'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A foot maiden, dimpled and sweet,
With good reason might say, "I am beat!"
She's a gal, not one's spouse,
Who does work 'round one's house
Overall unrelated to feet. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,157 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'peppermint twist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Joey Dee and the Starliters played
At the Peppermint Lounge, where they paid
The place tribute in song.
On the charts, before long,
They'd see "Peppermint Twist" get top grade. <LIMERICK... | 49,005 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'recipe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the costard I've not had a look.
It's an apple, quite large, which we cook,
And it's oval and ribbed
(Say these notes that I cribbed
From my grocer's new recipe book). <LIMERICK_END> | 23,822 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cacique'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's the Latin American kind
Of political boss not inclined
To think well of the weak
Who are trying to speak
Their own mind. (Thus cacique's been defined.) <LIMERICK_END> | 14,835 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dance stylish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've got all duded-up for the dance —
Stylish scarf, stockings, shoes. At a glance
It is clear I'll impress
All the guys in this dress,
And the other girls won't stand a chance. <LIMERICK_E... | 64,724 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spinner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's a tenderfoot, novice, beginner.
When it comes to the truth, he's a spinner.
He excelled in the race,
Was awarded first place,
So then why is he such a sore winner? <LIMERICK_END> | 57,782 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bookhood'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We hear manhood proclaimed, it is true;
But a book has its dignity, too!
Known as bookhood, this status
Today's on hiatus,
Apparent to only a few. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,672 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'misquoting cerebrate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When philosophy undergrads cram
For the final Cartesian exam,
All the thought they're devoting
Can lead to misquoting:
"I cerebrate, therefore I am." <LIMERICK_END> | 13,857 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thy socks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Something Deuteronomic was said
When my wife finished making our bed:
"Thou shalt not leave thy socks
Or thy pestilent jocks
In the sheets, or thou shalt lose thy head." <LIMERICK_END> | 41,374 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'university fees'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now my wife is expecting, I've got
A long list that begins baby's cot
And ends, if you please:
University fees.
Seems I'll have to fork out for the lot! <LIMERICK_END> | 61,139 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'peripatetic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your behavior is quite apathetic!
Though you've said you were peripatetic,
You just sit like a lump,
You don't run, you don't jump...
Are you clinically stuck—akinetic? <LIMERICK_END> | 1,448 |
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