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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dalesmen warm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a far northern valley or dale,
In the winter it's cold without fail.
We are traveling salesmen
Who sell to the dalesmen
Warm parkas and scarves by the bale. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,175 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'faith cure'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A faith cure is sometimes expected
When conventional help is rejected,
But the patient it lures
From the usual cures,
So by doctors it's rarely respected. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,735 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mary complained'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Exaggeratedly, Mary complained
Of how lavishly John entertained
His relations. She said,
"You served all of our bread!"
When in truth, seven end-crusts remained. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,927 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'walkover working'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our executive officer rules
That we ride to the office on mules.
Here's a silly exec
One card short of a deck.
It's no walkover working for fools. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,619 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black sand'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you're panning for gold, and black sand
Is left over from what you have panned,
It holds colors and flakes,
And the luck that it takes
To find nuggets to pick out by hand. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,634 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'biker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the biker, "Don't hassle me, sarge,
Though the gas from my rear end is large.
I could prove with a hug
That I'm no kind of thug.
Put my battery there, on a charge." <LIMERICK_END> | 18,754 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scotch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I have given up scotch on the rocks,
And I'm drinking the beers they call bocks.
In the spring they're beers that
Are drawn first from the vat;
They're delicious and knock off my socks. <LIMERICK_... | 10,525 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'depression lost'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm dispirited, feeling depression:
Lost money, my home, my profession.
Seduced by smooth voices,
I made stupid choices.
My value's decreased that's decession. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,982 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'counting boobies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A booby is easy to catch,
And her eggs even simpler to snatch.
Still, you won't get a fix
On the number of chicks,
Counting boobies before they all hatch. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,554 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beguile'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To charm you, perhaps to beguile,
Make you smile, rank and file, for awhile,
I'll provide you with verse.
Some have tried and done worse.
There's no meaning it's simply all style. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,825 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lens'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Buy this lens. It has great depth of focus.
It can capture a cloud, car, and crocus.
Its range is extensive—
Of course, it's expensive—
Believe me, it's no hocus-pocus." <LIMERICK_END> | 34,606 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dyslexic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My writing is never a breeze,
But at humor, the crowd I can please.
Dyslexic? I am,
But don't call me a ham!
I'm just funny, as clearly you ees. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,880 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'moon evanescent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You will know that the moon's evanescent
If just before dawn it's a crescent.
In a day (maybe two)
It is gone (we say new).
In a week it will wax incandescent. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,229 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yell eat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At my high school, the lunch aides are vicious.
They yell, "Eat up this goop! It's nutritious!"
With no room for debate,
They plop glop on my plate.
Make me gag! These old coots are malicious... | 61,096 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hang'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hang it on! Drag it out! Let it drone!
Protract and prolong and postpone!
Procrastinate now!
(That's the secret of how
My fine fingers ain't worked to the bone.) <LIMERICK_END> | 65,649 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adderall'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> ADD nearly ruined my youth.
My behavior was rude and uncouth.
I could never sit still
Till they gave me this pill—
It was Adderall saved me, in truth. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,267 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sonata'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A sonata like this is a test
Of the talent with which one is blessed.
Your "performance" (in quotes),
Which missed half of the notes,
Was approximatura at best. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,842 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ablins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I remarked to my buddy, a Scot,
"Ken, your sister's exceedingly hot!
She is such a good-looker,
I hear she's a hooker."
"Ach! Ablins," he said, "ablins not." <LIMERICK_END> | 17,887 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'design calvert'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In his landscape design, Calvert Vaux
Often sought to think outside the baux.
Having planned Central Park,
He might justly remark:
"This design is not mine, it's New Yaux." <LIMERICK_END> | 13,884 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'freeing cats'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Freeing cats is so effortless when
You open the bag and all ten
Fly out screeching, berserk.
But it's ten times the work
When you stuff them back in there again. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,988 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bungee jumping'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though for thrills bungee jumping's unmatched,
Check insurance before you're dispatched.
Then if hitting the ground
Is your last earthly sound,
You will know there are no strings attached.... | 18,401 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ball shaped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Used in all sorts of guns, big and small,
There's a cartridge the armies call "ball."
But the name must be wrong
Since it's narrow and long
And the bullet's not ball-shaped at all. <LIMERICK_... | 28,127 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the oak to the elm, "It is true.
It was love at first sight, and I knew
When we wed in our wild
I would bear you a child,
And I just named it Elmen for you." <LIMERICK_END> | 43,437 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abyssinian cat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It is short-haired and clearly not fat,
And from Near Eastern stock was begat.
His reddish brown coat
Has black markings, you note:
He's a fine Abyssinian cat. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,194 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'better angels'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Better angels, in all of us, dwell.
Love thy neighbor. Let virtue compel
Us to positive deeds
And to spurn hatred's weeds.
Hardened hearts are the gateway to hell. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,184 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bolt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bolt that is groovy abuts
A circular hole, then it juts
With some wrenching or screwing
Right through it—undoing
The pervious nature of nuts. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,030 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barber surgeon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Crestwood Mall's barber-surgeon concession
Promotes that medieval profession:
"Have your hair cut and dyed,
And some leeches applied,
And three teeth pulled in rapid succession!" <LIMERICK... | 15,738 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'butchery looks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I think butchery looks pretty neat
When a butcher is cutting up meat.
But it's not so romantic
When despots are frantic
To shed lots of blood in the street! <LIMERICK_END> | 6,582 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mineralogists might'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mineralogists might have rapport
With raw chalybite crystals (iron ore).
Ferrous carbonate drilling
To them could be thrilling;
For everyone else it's a bore. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,967 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'double room'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At an inn: "I'm aware of your feelings,"
Said the clerk, "but in all of my dealings,
The term double room
Means two beds. Don't assume
That you're getting eight walls and two ceilings." <LIME... | 62,644 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arson'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The shopkeeper wished to contract
For arson, but not join the act.
To the felony, he
Would accessory be—
Before, but not after, the fact. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,790 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rob student'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a classroom assistant whose job
Is to help out the teachers with Rob.
Rob's a student who needs
Lots of help when he reads.
And his yelling can make my head throb. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,786 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'felon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A felon, with gun, mugged a guy
And dauntingly uttered, while nigh:
"If that's all you've got,
You ought to be shot!"
But he fled with two bucks and a sigh. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,462 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rod'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If the President tweets something odd,
Must we fashion it into a rod
We can beat him with? No.
We should just let it go,
Because—D'oh!—even Homer can nod. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,188 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'croatia place'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Croatia's a place you might go
To enjoy Balkan culture and flow.
Dubrovnik and Split
Are each always a hit
With the tourists who travel to CRO. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,346 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apostolate message'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An apostolate's message is prone
To be smug and pietistic in tone
In promoting one view
Of a universe you
May suspect is, at best, an unknown. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,417 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nate married'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Nate married Kate, she was shy.
"I can't cook," she opined, "but I'll try
Using spice to be frisky."
Though loaded on whiskey,
"I taste cumin," he said, "through the rye." <LIMERICK_END... | 31,777 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old sunderlin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Old Sunderlin had a long beard;
For decades it hadn't been sheared.
Facial hair grew around
Him and wound to the ground
'Til one Monday he just disappeared. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,459 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'facts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On a fact-finding trip overseas
I established the facts, which are these:
It is cheap to buy drink;
The best gin there is pink;
And I'm roundly condemned, now, for sleaze. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,596 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spirits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In discernment of spirits we see
That the types to discern are just three:
First the Holy, oft vexed,
Then the evil comes next,
And the last merely human can be. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,851 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'haematologists'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Haematologists down in the lab
Might examine your blood from a dab.
A whole vial (more gory)
Can tell a full story,
So you won't end your day on the slab. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,387 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'binit binary'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A binit's a binary digit —
In IT, it's a practical widget.
The difference 'twixt it
And the commonplace bit
Is so subtle it might make you fidget. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,942 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dna spliced'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "When transcription occurs," said the Dean,
"The DNA's spliced, as we've seen;
Now, with introns removed,
It is easily proved
That the exons remain in the gene." <LIMERICK_END> | 47,485 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wide rover'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Leaving England, a Europe-wide rover
Sometimes faces a 'moat' to get over.
A nice cross-Channel trip
Using road/rail or ship
Could begin, say, from Folkestone or Dover. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,101 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Long and sticky, they hang from the ceiling;
The stickiness: poison. I'm feeling
Some sorrow for flies
Who meet their demise
From such flypapers. (Swatting's appealing!) <LIMERICK_END> | 52,601 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'accorded'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I accorded the lady my arm;
She accorded her smile and her charm.
I accorded my hand
Her prohibited land;
She accorded significant harm. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,876 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'earphones'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm no Apple-invention beginner;
My iPhone's what makes me a winner.
With my earphones in place,
I can crank up the bass
And block, "Son, set the table for dinner!" <LIMERICK_END> | 49,030 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shorebirds must'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sandwort rootlets clutch sand in their ravel.
Turnstones hunt for their lunch under gravel.
Arenaria places
Them all in sand spaces.
Stay put, herbs! The shorebirds must travel. <LIMERICK... | 6,227 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'squiggled means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Squiggled means of expression need praising.
This stanza at which you are gazing,
Like all thoughts of jerks —
Even Shakespeare's full works —
Used but twenty-six letters. Amazing! <LIMER... | 10,287 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dracula canines'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I awake from a terrible dream
To a hideous, blood-curdling scream.
"Oh my God! What was that?"
"It vos only a bat,"
Says Count Dracula, canines agleam. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,462 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anthropomorphize pcs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Don't anthropomorphize PCs.
Don't say that they're mad when they freeze.
Don't pretend they're alive
And can think, feel, and strive.
They hate that, so give it up, please. <LIMERICK... | 1,714 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bubble dancers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bubble dancers will dance, with balloons,
Mostly nude to lascivious tunes.
There's one club that I know,
Where old whalers will go,
With a sign out in front: "No harpoons!" <LIMERICK_END> | 42,754 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beethoven fifth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm incensed by your vicious review
Of my Beethoven's Fifth on kazoo.
That critical tweaking
Is why we're not speaking—
No way did I "suck" as I blew! <LIMERICK_END> | 44,934 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'butterfly dreams'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This butterfly dreams he's a man,
And this man's having dreams where he can,
Like a butterfly, fly,
And I wonder if I
Was awake when this dreaming began. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,079 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fall'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A fall's also known as a pin
If a wrestling ring you are in.
In the course of attack,
Hold the other guy's back
To the mat for two seconds—you win. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,469 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diazomethane chemical'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Diazomethane's a chemical gas
That in labs is considered first class,
But it's toxic, explosive,
And also corrosive.
Would I like some? No, thank you. I'll pass. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,339 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'golf'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The coverage of golf on TV
Seems a one-man exclusive to me.
Watch a couple of shots
By the Justins and Scotts,
But for Tiger, all seventy-three! <LIMERICK_END> | 25,813 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'puss'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Johnny Flynn, in the rhyme "Ding Dong Bell",
Left the puss in a deep-shafted hell.
Don't assume lack of light
Further darkened its plight:
Any cat would see purrfectly well. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,844 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shelves stacked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Why on earth are your shelves stacked so neat?
Too much order I'll trash your retreat.
I'll move objects around
So some stuff can't be found.
To disorganize things oh, so sweet. <LIMERIC... | 46,072 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'absence'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your absence has made my heart grow
Ever fonder. I long for you so.
You are missed more and more
By the day, but you swore
That we're over. I've got to let go. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,286 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sailor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the movie the sailor was chipper
As he stood on the deck of the clipper.
He faced hard alee
When it came time to pee,
Then anachronously zipped up his zipper. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,152 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bewick swans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bewick's swans will stay mated for life,
Just a cob and his trouble and strife:
Unrepentant romantics,
Swans eschew kinky antics
(Back in Sparta, though, rumors were rife). <LIMERICK_END> | 13,960 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'surgeons slice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am opened, my innards laid bare.
Surgeons slice, and they cut, and they tear...
Oh, my precious wee son,
Now your life has begun!
So then why does it seem so unfair? <LIMERICK_END> | 10,989 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'doorknob'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He was making his doorknob rounds quickly,
And not doing too much for the sickly.
If you dare to suggest
That more time might be best,
He will scowl and get all-over prickly. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,923 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fred'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That red turban you wear on your head,
While you claim that you speak with the dead,
May make you flamboyant
But not a clairvoyant—
I'm quite certain my mother's not "Fred." <LIMERICK_END> | 20,254 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'uncle chip'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Uncle Chip is a great double-dipper—
Has a pension, and works as a skipper
On a county-owned boat.
He's a crafty old goat,
But I'll have to admit the guy's chipper. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,823 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black sea'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Deep and dark, the Black Sea is the main
Shipping outlet for goods from Ukraine.
And with other great rivers,
The Danube delivers
It water from distant terrain. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,010 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apostrophe wrong'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The grocer was proud to unveil
A big sign that read "Apple's For Sale."
"That apostrophe's wrong!
What's the outcome? So long,
I'll shop elsewhere for apples!" I wail. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,851 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drunkard john'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Drunkard John wastes his days—what a shame—
And his lassitude's mostly to blame:
"A new life I'll begin,
When my ship has come in—
So just wait—soon I'll run this whole game." <LIMERICK_END... | 24,478 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scissors'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Get the forfex: two blades, as a pair
On a pivot, for cutting." I stare.
"Get the scissors, not what
One might find at the butt
Of an insect (that forfex seems rare)." <LIMERICK_END> | 64,551 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'additional horn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though the horns of dilemmas confuse,
Off'ring two equal choices to use,
Each additional horn
Makes us feel more forlorn,
Having too many options to choose. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,723 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've been gaining in health, I declare,
And my secret I'm willing to share.
Though once ill, now I find
When I'm using my mind
And a pen, any bad day is rare. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,117 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'epicondylitis bone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Epicondylitis: bone/tendon inflamed.
The bones' owners will often be blamed:
They play golf or play tennis
Too much; they're the menace.
Often cortisone shots get it tamed. <LIMERICK_E... | 47,867 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pop guzzling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was pop-guzzling gent
Who learned what embrittlement meant
After all his teeth broke
From the acid of Coke.
They got weaker... and weaker... and went. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,974 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'want headache'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Want a headache? Want bad indigestion
When taking a test? A suggestion:
Be unable to scrawl
Any answer at all
In the blue book; just stare at the question. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,455 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hijacked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My client exemplifies why
You should show him some mercy. This guy
Was a model to all
Whom he met, till last fall
When he hijacked that plane. (He was high.) <LIMERICK_END> | 47,432 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'exploding head'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Exploding head syndrome? Good Lord!
That's an illness I couldn't afford."
"No, your head stays intact.
You hear noises, in fact
(When you're sleeping), that can't be ignored." <LIMERICK_E... | 53,354 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buttercup'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A buttercup under my chin
Reflects yellow; my daughter chimes in,
"There's the proof you like butter!"
"Who doesn't?" I mutter
While flashing my cheesiest grin. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,812 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'reunite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our school's chess team is split; it's dirempt.
Half the kids are unruly, unkempt,
Disrespectful, depraved;
Half are neat, well-behaved.
Reunite them? Not worth the attempt. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,677 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stole snacks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You're under arrest," said the cop.
I stole snacks from the old corner shop.
That was dumb. I got hauled
Off to jail. I'm appalled
Now, 'cause all I can eat is this slop. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,941 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'called pete'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A sailor, called Pete o' the Main,
Was a climber we could not restrain.
When the gale winds did blow
And we tossed to and fro,
He'd ascend to the crow's nest—insane! <LIMERICK_END> | 20,777 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'surgeon intentions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The surgeon's intentions were murky;
His demand seemed unlikely, berserky:
"Disarticulator needed!"
And then he proceeded,
Disjointing the legs of the turkey. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,105 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cartridge belt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the cartridge belt strapped round my waist
Are: my Winchester buckshot encased
In detachable clips,
A Beretta, two grips,
The tequila, and goose-liver paste. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,786 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'archaic dicacious'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Please define the archaic dicacious."
"It means talkative, therefore loquacious,
But I also am leaning
Toward an alternate meaning:
It means pert, so it's also vivacious." <LIMERICK_EN... | 38,136 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'porridge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> N. S. Fletcher (his friends called him "Fletch"),
A recidivist criminal wretch,
At Her Majesty's pleasure
Did porridge at leisure,
Inside for a very long stretch. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,557 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'noticed vase'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A doper was looking to hide
Marijuana, but nowhere he tried
Seemed a suitable place,
Till he noticed a vase
That was perfect to cachepot inside. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,321 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cayman islands'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cayman Islands? Think pirates, my chum!
In the past, you'd be under their thumb
If you happened to reach
Their Carribean beach...
Now, it's mainly a place to buy rum. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,830 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wrong hat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So what? So I donned the wrong hat.
Still, I'll likely catch flak about that.
It was white tie and topper,
So my homburg's improper—
More grief from the wife (the old bat). <LIMERICK_END> | 53,655 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stalagmite meant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A caveman of lustful intent
Sought to show her what stalagmite meant,
But the cave-wind blew cold
Round his rocks where they rolled,
So that what stalag-might-have-been went. <LIMERICK_E... | 10,197 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tree peels'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've a tree in my yard in a plight;
All its leaves are diseased it's a sight.
And the skin of that tree
Peels to such a degree
That its bark is much worse than its blight. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,530 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lost reputational'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His status, once high, fell to low,
So he lost reputational glow.
Decurrence—a lapse—
In judgment, perhaps,
Is what led to this state of great woe. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,695 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sergeant barked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The sergeant barked, "Give it your all!
Push yourself to the limit! Don't stall!"
I began at full force
On the obstacle course
And completed it, balls to the wall. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,508 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'judge heavyman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Judge Heavyman (thick in the thighs)
Rounded up all his peers, sage and wise.
When a page on the spot
Saw the sight, he could not
But exclaim, "What a gen'rous assize!" <LIMERICK_END> | 1,012 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'draw ants'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To acacias and similar plants,
Many Beltian bodies draw ants.
Are the structures delicious?
They're richly nutritious,
And acacias crave ants in their pants. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,947 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'affirmation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> By example and free conversation,
So that logic defends inspiration,
I shall buttress my creed,
Both in word and by deed:
My apology, my affirmation. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,706 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bivariate analysis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bivariate analysis yields
Correlation twixt two different fields
In a system's statistics.
(Ignore the logistics!
Consider the power it wields!) <LIMERICK_END> | 6,381 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ectoplasm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the seance, I felt a vibration.
A diaphanous, weird emanation
From my medium host
Then, at once, formed a ghost—
Thus ectoplasm's great reputation. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,876 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'additional nose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm surprised, Leonardo, you chose
To portray that particular pose.
Though you added a smile
That will doubtless beguile,
Did she need that additional nose? <LIMERICK_END> | 7,268 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'zodiac sign'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every zodiac sign's multi-sided.
Into three equal parts they're divided.
Within ten-degree ranges,
Planet rulership changes
As to power each decan is guided. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,156 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'broom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Is it smart that the party to whom
I've addressed my request for a broom
Has debris and some dust,
That I see with disgust,
'Neath the head of the bed in his room? <LIMERICK_END> | 16,429 |
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