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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fred'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My grandmother asked about Fred.
"He's a con artist, Grandma," I said.
"I'm so glad; I applaud
The fine arts!"—she seemed awed.
"He's a fraud (just an artist in bed)." <LIMERICK_END> | 22,532 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bag'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bagger asked, "Paper or plastic?"
Said I, "Either kind is fantastic,
As long as the bag
Helps my goods not to drag,
On the grounds it could prove to be drastic." <LIMERICK_END> | 18,786 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dapatical'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Like timon, I looked up dapatical,
And found it's indeed enigmatical.
I can add only that
It means "costly", but drat,
It's no use save to wordsmiths fanatical. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,299 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sight asleep'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Is that me I can see way down there?
What a sight! I'm asleep in my chair.
Far below me, I smiled —
This autoscopy's wild!
As I float up on high in the air. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,269 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'digladiation means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Digladiation means "fighting with swords"
(Or it did, ancient history records).
It's "a brawl," in addition,
Though this definition
Has also since gone by the boards. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,855 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blair witch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I tried watching that movie The Blair
Witch Project. It gave me a scare.
My avoidance response
Was to firmly ensconce
Myself curled, on the floor, 'neath my chair. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,931 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chicken suit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though his costume made lots of folks smile,
Slowing down during mile after mile
Of marathon speed,
Dick was forced to concede:
"This chicken suit's cramping my style." <LIMERICK_END> | 26,494 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abbey'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An abbé who was based in Quebec
Said, "This abbey is one total wreck.
To fix the church spire
I'm planning to hire
Engineers from L'École Polytech."* <LIMERICK_END> | 71 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'costly graveclothes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Costly graveclothes, I'd say, are a crime
'Cause when into your coffin you climb
(Or are placed, one would hope),
Don't spend hundreds, you dope!
It's an outfit you'll wear just one t... | 62,874 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'distinguishment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Distinguishment (said my old tutor)
Will mark out a man from a neuter,
A sheep from a goat,
A neck from a throat,
And a Mac from a lesser computer. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,820 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mysterians lead'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The group the Mysterians' lead
Is a very strange person indeed,
With a ? "name."
They had #1 fame,
Which their "96 Tears" guaranteed. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,707 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wimpy fink'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the time comes for combat, he flinks:
He acts cowardly, runs the mouse blinks!
"Simple" Wimpole can't fight,
He's so brimful of fright.
From a mêlée, this wimpy fink shrinks. <LIMERICK_EN... | 52,461 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'punning devoted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> How I've fumed every time that I've heard
That a pun is its own fine "reword"!
Let the punning-devoted
Be drawn and then "quoted"
When letters and sounds become blurred. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,050 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cello'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Boccherini's E-Major Quintet
Introduced his acclaimed minuet,
But this talented fellow
(A whiz on the cello)
Has not had a second hit yet. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,006 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black vinegar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Black vinegar's made from white rice.
Buy a good one, it's well worth the price.
Some say tumors can shrink
If this stuff is your drink,
But I'd stick with my doctor's advice. <LIMERICK_END... | 29,419 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gardener sees'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The first signal the gardener sees
Is the flagging: some pest or disease?
And this visual clue
Might suggest what do
To provide some small measure of ease. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,930 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'style sculpture'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her room is a terrible mess;
Here a shoe, here a book, there a dress—
But she's claiming creation
Of art (installation)—
An assemblage-style sculpture, I'd guess. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,383 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'oz'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm Acanthophis, native to "Oz."
You should leave me alone, just because
I'm known as death adder;
As snakes go, none badder:
One bite and "I am" becomes "was." <LIMERICK_END> | 7,985 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pitcher'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The pitcher stares home and awaits
What his catcher, in signals, relates;
Throws the ball, hears the shout,
"Stee-rike three! You are out!"
It's the battery, one-two, they're mates. <LIMERICK_END... | 4,504 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rudolfo frank'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I don't care that we're now going steady.
We'll have sex when I'm damn good and ready.
Though I think that you're sweet,
I do not want to cheat
On Rudolfo, Frank, Larry, and Eddie. <LIMERIC... | 62,215 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'retirement'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An early retirement's in store,
'Cause I don't have to work any more.
At just forty, I'm done.
At the lotto, I won.
Now I deal with appeals by the score. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,388 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dublin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you work for the DAFF you will learn
The "Three F's" you will deal with. In turn
These are farms, forests, fish,
Though if Dublin's your wish
As a workplace, then food's a concern. <LIMERICK_... | 33,735 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'irrational act'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My apparent irrational act
Was examined (but after the fact)
By the local police.
It was not from caprice
That I goosed her and promptly got smacked. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,051 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deforestation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As conservator, Bill has the will
To protect all the trees in Brazil
From deforestation,
Though much of that nation
Is engaged in such practices still. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,255 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pudding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The pudding I'll make is quite humble,
Being fruit and a nutmeg crumb jumble.
Not quite pie, not quite cake,
It is simple to make
And is served up with custard: a crumble. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,145 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caused decline'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With the company's focus applied
To increasing its markets worldwide,
The wash of benign
Neglect caused decline
For "small guys" whose businesses died. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,720 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'compulsory figures'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Compulsory figures? Don't think
That our waistlines must bulge or must shrink!
They are figures on ice
And they must be precise
To compete in an ice-skating rink. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,163 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smile widely'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Eyes forward! Look happy! Say cheese!"
The photographer said, on his knees —
For he prayed that the crowd
Would smile widely, out loud —
But some mourners are so hard to please. <LIMERICK_E... | 15,838 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'local sinners'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I can dig out my car when it snows,
Or the mucus gone hard in my nose;
We can dig in at dinners,
Discuss local sinners,
And dig up some dirt about those. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,964 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'devoutly prayed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So the mate sent distress calls, ignored
By the boater, till help came aboard.
He continued devoutly,
Prayed loudly and stoutly,
And thanked—not the Coast Guard—the Lord. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,049 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'children games'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Children's games have a clean ebb and flow—
Simple rules in a simple tableau.
"Annie-over!" we call;
Friends unseen chase the ball.
Certain joys I've no wish to outgrow. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,965 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buyers import'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dock-walloper, that's what I be.
Longshoreman or lumper, that's me.
I unload, check, and sort
What the buyers import
When their transports return from the sea. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,622 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hortense distrust'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I your horse-sense, Ms. Hortense, distrust,
And I'm saddled with loser's disgust!
I say "Nay!" no more feed
For these nags that we breed.
I'm disgruntled, fed up! We'll go bust! <LIMERI... | 52,176 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'germane'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's germane to the purpose if it
Sees both function and form neatly fit.
If it strikes the right tone,
You can leave well alone;
One might say it's an apposite hit. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,576 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'metabolism'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some asserted Ted's work was pathetic.
His studies were bioenergetic,
Explaining metabolism
In the context of cabalism—
Less objective, but much more poetic. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,677 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'premature oratory'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No pronouncements or premature oratory:
This experiment's purely exploratory.
Just testing the waters,
Injecting your daughters
And sons in our secret laboratory. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,031 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pour champagne'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a dandy, he's head of the class,
With conceit that no fop can surpass.
Pour champagne in your flute,
Then stand up and salute:
Lift your glass to this coxcombly ass! <LIMERICK_END> | 23,543 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coroner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Suicidal," the coroner guessed,
As the final report did attest.
It was shown the accel-
erator as well
As the driver'd been very depressed. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,188 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stop aging'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Let's remove all the hands from each clock;
Take each sundial away from its rock;
Strip the watch from each wrist;
Grind each timepiece to grist.
Growing older? Can't stop aging's knock. <LIME... | 56,649 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'falculae claws'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a fieldmouse I nestled, alert
In the wheat stubble, hiding, inert.
Then a hawk earthward slipped;
I was suddenly gripped
In his falculae (claws) for dessert. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,172 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wall drawing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A caveman put paint on his wall,
Drawing outlines to help him recall
The day's hunt, and his prey.
Who would know that, one day,
Curiological marks would enthrall. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,474 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'optimists cry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "All is well!"—so the optimists cry,
Which the pessimists say is a lie,
While the agathists state
There's a happier fate
That we'll happen upon, by and by. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,325 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stafford taft'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Stafford Taft, who's more crafty than daft,
Built a cabin that ran fore to aft—
Thus embellished his raft.
He explained, as he laughed,
"The old craft had too much of a draft." <LIMERICK_EN... | 29,109 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poor rhino'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The poor rhino, a mammal, cornific,
Has been hunted in numbers prolific.
People trust that the dust
Of ground horn fuels their lust;
It's a bust—not a bit scientific. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,759 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vile lobster'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Discontent's in the air; I hear grumbling.
Our patrons are griping and mumbling:
"This swordfish is vile!"
"Lobster? Dead a long while!"
It appears that our fish chef is stumbling. <LIMERICK... | 65,365 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a male, whether hamster or deer,
It's how horses react to show fear,
It's a once stylish shoe,
And the writer, Pearl, too.
You don't want to see bucks disappear. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,234 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kohler commanded'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From tropical waters to polar,
Captain Kohler commanded a coaler—
So his lonely wife's goal?
Stop reliance on coal.
She is hoping the world will go solar. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,756 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'christmastime season'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Christmastime season's when we
Put our gifts underneath the bright tree.
We remember past days
And sing carols, with praise
For that wonderful, strong Typhoo Tea. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,761 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'davy lamp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Davy lamp, housed behind glass,
Burned blue in the presence of gas.
This welcome recruit
Gave canaries the boot
And saved many a coalminer's ass. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,631 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'daw'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Went to visit the actor Jude Law,
Saw the following note on his daw
(Here is every last word):
"Don't feed worms to my bird,
Or I won't let you in any maw." <LIMERICK_END> | 43,999 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'christmas word'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Conservatives claim there's a war
Being waged by the liberal corps:
"They'll make Christmas a word
Never uttered or heard
In the public domain anymore!" <LIMERICK_END> | 29,540 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disease'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "So is that what you call a disease
That's presenting with symptoms like these?"
Asked the patient in shock
Of her dubious doc,
For whom acrisy led to unease. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,761 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'schinzel syndrome'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ritscher–Schinzel's a syndrome that's rare.
Striking skull flaws can make people stare.
What sets it apart
Is that brain, head, and heart
All have defects that need varied care. <LIMERI... | 51,664 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ten francs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "For our recent dephlegmedness, thanks!"
Said some Frenchmen to three of us Yanks.
"We have just passed the hat
And are pleased to say that
Your reward is one hundred ten francs!" <LIMERICK_EN... | 46,190 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'betty grable'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Betty Grable had gams that were hot.
Her great legs were the first thing you'd spot
On the big silver screen.
They would steal every scene.
Pins insured for one million. Why not? <LIMERICK_E... | 55,329 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'driving north'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Driving north from the woods, these roads merge;
As we're traveling south, they diverge.
If you're scared, just bear right;
We'll be home before night,
Or bear left, and our hormones will s... | 35,413 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poor cordelia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Who epitomized daughterly duty
Though her dad said, "You mock me! You're snooty!"?
Oh that foolish King Lear!
Only she held him dear:
Poor Cordelia's sweet soul had great beauty. <LIMERICK_... | 30,326 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'relationships'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Changes happen and frequently start
When relationships cool, fall apart.
Love, too soon, runs its course;
Marriage ends in divorce;
Kids grow up, grow away, break your heart. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,723 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spreading conjunctivitis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Oh my God! Have you seen her left eye?
Is it pink eye or only a stye?
I tell you I'm dreading
To learn that it's spreading.
Conjunctivitis? I'm leaving, good-bye! <LIMERICK_END> | 31,380 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'view causes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a cliff by a steep mountain curve
Where the view causes drivers to swerve.
To avoid a sad end
At this breathtaking bend,
Pull over, step out, then observe. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,818 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deep link'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you deep link a page on this site,
From the home page you don't have to fight
Through an indirect route.
And for those who might doubt,
Go ahead and click here am I right? <LIMERICK_END> | 41,693 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cornea jokester'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's some funny stuff right in your eye,
But you can't clean it out, so don't try.
It's just goo, not a tumor,
Called aqueous humor.
What a cornea jokester am I! <LIMERICK_END> | 6,628 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bible commandments'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Bible's commandments are ten,
A prescription laid down for all men*;
But this newspaper bloke
Thinks it's all a big joke —
He needs four, just: Who? What? Where? and When? <LIMERIC... | 32,732 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coconut crab'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The coconut crab lives on land,
But it usually hides in the sand.
With its pincers it cuts
Through the shells of the nuts
Fallen down from the trees on the strand. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,245 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acanthocephalan worm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Helminthologists surely confirm
That an acanthocephalan worm,
Though remarkably tiny
(With proboscis that's spiny),
Can cause your intestine to squirm. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,858 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'portrait'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His portrait of me is satirical,
Not abstract nor romantic and lyrical.
He pictures me leering,
With a swastika earring—
The evidence here is empirical. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,210 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dark horse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'd have never guessed that about you;
There was never so much as a clue,
But I now know, of course.
You're what's called a dark horse—
It just hit me right out of the blue. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,688 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'capicola meat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Capicola's a meat in the deli—
Ham seasoned with spices quite smelly.
Though my nose may retreat,
I still like it to eat,
Since it's really a treat for my belly! <LIMERICK_END> | 15,616 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'actuaries forecasting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Suited actuaries, forecasting aces,
Evaluate insurance cases.
They can weigh up your fate
And work out your death date
To twenty-five decimal places. <LIMERICK_END> | 116 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disulfiram'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Disulfiram has no effect,
Unless it is booze you select.
Drinking rum, wine, or beer,
Very flushed you'll appear.
You'll feel sick; you'll throw up; you'll be wrecked. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,683 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'presumptuous show'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What an arrogant, bigheaded pain!
So pretentious, immodest, and vain!
Your presumptuous show
Is absurd; you should know
That on top is where I shall remain! <LIMERICK_END> | 4,585 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bolivians'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The brown-water navy's in town
Plying rivers polluted and brown.
Do Bolivians mind
Lacking seaports—or find
Being landlocked a kind of renown? <LIMERICK_END> | 25,797 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'burning stool'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dried feces or dung used as fuel,
From a wildebeest, cow, horse or mule,
Is known as a chip,
And can sometimes be hip.
Burning stool at your school can be cool. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,005 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'geological trice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With a blade, mark your name into ice;
It will melt into water, each slice.
Carve your name into stone;
It will stay there, alone,
For a long geological trice. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,509 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'say nine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a phone to ETs I design,
Just how many could pick up the line?
The equation by Drake
Tells the count: give or take
Several powers of ten, I'd say "nine"! <LIMERICK_END> | 44,796 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'testicular cancer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My testicular cancer last fall
Is forgotten today as I call
"This is game, set, and match"
To my foe and then catch,
Toss, and serve him my very last ball. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,514 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'appleton layer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a ham, I give thanks in a prayer
To the F (or the Appleton) Layer,
'Cause it helps me reflect,
Though I've come to suspect
That a phone is a better conveyer. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,806 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'files'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A daker of files was for sale
Inside of Old Bailey (my jail).
With these tools I'll saw free.
There's no way they'll nab me.
I'll be home by tonight without fail. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,652 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'benzene ring'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you notice a six-carbon group
Sharing one big covalent-bond soup,
The shape of that thing,
Which we call benzene ring,
Is a planar hexagonal loop. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,126 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'curtains'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "There are curtains that go from the ceiling
To the floor, and I find this appealing,"
Said the boss. "Once inside,
If you guys need to hide,
Your positions they'll keep from revealing." <LIMERI... | 63,691 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chromosome number'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Each species does Nature encumber
With a permanent chromosome number:
Fifty-four in the sheep..."
Then I fell fast asleep,
And in class I continued to slumber. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,306 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diesel semis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Diesel semis (that serve interstate)
Haul most foodstuffs (for which they charge freight),
E.g. cardamom, ale,
Asian durian, kale,
Plus polenta, French snails and flat skate. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,544 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'celestine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Is that celestine there that I spy?
Here's a field test that's fun to apply:
Burn some scrapings of dust
And the flame's red as rust,
Though the rock is as blue as the sky. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,326 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'groak'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My emotions you're starting to stoke,
Cause those pleading eyes soon make me choke.
Even though you just ate,
Take the rest of my plate.
There's no way to resist when you groak. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,300 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fraud'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are times when it seems the political
Connection to fraud could be critical.
Brief might be the reign
Politicians maintain
If the voters become analytical. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,347 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'moustachioed primate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's an emperor tamarin, see?
A moustachioed primate is he.
There are some in Peru,
And Bolivia, too.
Kaiser Wilhelm is up in a tree! <LIMERICK_END> | 59,504 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'preaching miner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A Wesleyan Methodist found
That a lay-preaching miner, renowned
For his sermons on booze,
Had unorthodox views
That were never doctrinally sound. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,273 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'accordaturas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Accordaturas are string-tuning schemes;
Here's the one for my fiddle," she beams.
"It begins with a G —
Up to D, A (that's three),
And the highest (they say) sounds like scrEams." <LIMERICK... | 58,823 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fight card'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So, what's on the fight card today?
The familiar intriguing array:
There's a retread, some bums,
Hungry kids from the slums.
And a title bout getting the play. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,002 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blow dry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Each morning, I blow-dry my hair
(Or what's left of it not much up there!).
The appliance I use
Often burns out a fuse
With its strong, steady stream of hot air. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,781 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'obsolete word'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His disertitude left them all reeling
From rhetorical eloquence, feeling
That an obsolete word
Could be less than absurd,
And its utterer more than appealing. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,130 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'term goodyship'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My teacher declared, and I quote:
"The term goodyship, please, you will note
Is defined as 'the state
Of a goodwife.' To date,
It has nothing to do with a boat." <LIMERICK_END> | 62,500 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anorchid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a girl, there's no cause to bemoan,
Nor in flower, nor spirit, nor stone,
This particular plan.
But to say that a man
Is anorchid elicits a groan. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,411 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mouthful took'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It was turkey; he took a hard lump,
And bit down with an audible crump.
Since he had but two teeth
(One on top, one beneath),
The one mouthful took ages to chump. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,966 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boxing day'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We'll give 'em the day off, my dear,
And so spread, below stairs, festive cheer.
And these Boxing Day gifts
Will reward Christmas shifts —
Give 'em something to work for each year. <LIMERICK_E... | 13,298 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amphotericin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Amphotericin B (drips, not pills)
Hurt my kidneys and heart, gave me chills.
But that was extraneous:
It cured mucocutaneous
Leishmaniasis. (Worth all the bills.) <LIMERICK_END> | 59,264 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'debating'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That's such balderdash coming from you.
Deal with facts, not that nonsense you spew.
There's no point in debating.
The stuff that you're stating
Is rubbish, my friend. Get a clue. <LIMERICK_END... | 49,509 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anemone lives'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When she opens her petals, then she
Looks as fair as a flower can be—
She's a sea creature, though—
Called actinia, so
This anemone lives in the sea. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,202 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'intelligent forebears'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From intelligent forebears we come,
Making all other beasts appear dumb.
All us Johnnies and Janes
Have extremely large brains
(And, of course, an opposable thumb). <LIMERICK_END> | 35,884 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corinthian leather'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Archeologists wrestle with whether
Back in Corinth, when folks got together,
The populace stood,
Sat on seats of bare wood,
Or were eased by Corinthian leather. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,688 |
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