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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'using apostrophes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The greengrocer's famous for using
Apostrophes wrongly, confusing
Possessive and plural.
Stands urban or rural
Have "fruit's" that are ripe for the choosing. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,386 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arterial spurting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now arterial spurting... Oh, Nick!
"Get the medic, with clamps, this man's sick!"
Got that haemostat clipped,
So the blood vessel's nipped.
Nick's still sick, but the doctor was quick. ... | 64,806 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sunshine gives'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With mist drifting over the bay,
The moonlight to sunshine gives way.
The birdsong will rise,
As I open my eyes
To my favourite time: break of day. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,389 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old cove'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That guy there, whose back they all slap,
As they whistle, and cheer him, and clap:
He's a decent old cove,
Which is why I just drove
Ninety miles to say, "You're a good chap!" <LIMERICK_END> | 19,519 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'subsoil formation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Enhancing the subsoil's formation
Takes a very complex combination,
From gardeners to moles,
Digging tunnels and holes
For terrestrial bioturbation. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,282 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old toad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Go away, hungry hedgehog, steer clear.
It's you and the grass snake I fear.
I'm a common old toad
In my garden abode
And I'm due to turn forty next year. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,600 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abstinence best'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The latest fad sweeping the nation?
Self-denial of sex: abnegation.
Right wingers attest
They like abstinence best.
What's next? Universal castration?! <LIMERICK_END> | 322 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'atheist thinker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mused the atheist thinker, "It's odd:
I'm convinced that he's just a facade,
So you'd think that I ought
Not to give him a thought,
But I stink at disinterest in God." <LIMERICK_END> | 36,873 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thong'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> How'd ya manage to get it so wrong?
You're a boofhead! A drongo! A nong!
A whacker! A fool!
I said come to the pool
Wearing thongs, not a pole-dancer's thong! <LIMERICK_END> | 5,294 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'verse invading'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your ode's set in Gothic. What's worse,
A tall drop cap begins every verse,
Invading the space
Of some lines. Lack of grace
In a typesetter's crude and perverse. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,444 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calling white'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All the skills, hard and soft, that you lack,
Your insistence on calling white black—
These all bear on the fact
That today you've been sacked.
On the molars of life, you're the plaque! <LI... | 26,195 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'respiration aerobic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Each cell will cry out with this plea:
We need energy, ample and free!
Respiration (aerobic,
Not oxygen phobic)
Burns glucose to make ATP. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,500 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'would stack'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If humans were one ångström tall,
I would stack them (six billion in all),
Perpendicular style,
In a two-foot-high pile
(After all, that's not too far to fall). <LIMERICK_END> | 15,035 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carcinogen benzol'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The carcinogen, benzol, they say
Was discovered in "pure" Perrier.
The clear, liquiform stuff
Made ol' Nestlé get tough
And recall the bad lots right away. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,411 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ultimate sleep'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While the upside of caring for mother
Is the sum we'll inherit, my brother,
The downside's so steep
That the ultimate sleep
Can't come quick enough—strangle or smother? <LIMERICK_END> | 36,414 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ess'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A letter that's common is ess.
When it's missing, it causes me stress.
This anxiety, rising,
Is always surprising—
My esslessness makes me a mess. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,442 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cunning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In achieving the goals we've desired,
You've used cunning and craft; that's admired.
You're an artful, sly guy,
Which is why, with your eye
On my job, I must tell you, "You're fired." <LIMERICK_E... | 35,990 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alkoxy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An alkoxy's an ether's one side
(Ethers being two chains by O tied).
That oxygenous heart
Lends its name to one part,
With the other left oxy-denied. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,357 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'denominationalists frequently'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Denominationalists frequently can
Explain to us God's holy plan.
His Church is divided
But always He's guided
Its progress for blessings of man. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,307 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conversed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With a talkative fellow, a bore,
I conversed for an hour or more.
So discoursive was he,
When I got up to pee,
That he followed, and talked to the door. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,438 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arkansan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While "Arkansan" might do for the faint-
Hearted Arkansas denizen, 'taint
What I go by. The old
Arkansawyer is bold;
It has grit—never mind that it's quaint. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,087 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disagreement'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Disagreement: our lack of accord
Means you fight us; you're never on board
With majority rule.
Though you may think it cruel,
We'll expel you till order's restored. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,522 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lucifer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my dad called her "deviless", I
Pictured angels that fly in the sky.
I thought, "Free of the devil,
Of Lucifer's revel!"
But I found it means "she-devil." (Sigh!) <LIMERICK_END> | 32,601 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'freak'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When that freak started speaking in Greek,
Every word that we heard was unique,
Since his dictional choice
Was to vary his voice
In a range from a squeak to a shriek. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,736 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shipbuilding sorry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At shipbuilding, sorry, you flunk.
A big bergy bit took out a chunk
Of our starboard and stern.
Screw cheap labor! I'll learn
In my next life. In this one, I'm sunk. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,655 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wear fishnet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My fishnet I use to catch trout.
It helps scoop them, so why do I pout?
Fish don't bite at these sites
When I wear fishnet tights;
Guess my sexy attire freaks them out. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,148 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'escape'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An escape artist, thoroughly bound,
Was immersed in a lake. There he drowned.
Based upon his commands,
We'd placed cuffs on his hands.
"Double-locked?" was his last gurgling sound. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,843 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adjectitious reply'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I am grateful," says he. "Now, goodbye."
"Yes, and thanks for the thank you," say I.
"No, thank you," he insists—
With an extra, persists—
Adding one adjectitious reply. <LIMERICK_EN... | 14,631 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'creationists speak'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some creationists speak loud and bold.
About Homo naledi they're sold.
In no longer hushed tones,
They concede that those bones
Are at least seven thousand years old. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,439 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'indian ocean'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It seemed an inspired idea:
Build a base on Diego Garcia —
Tiny spot, Indian Ocean,
Shouldn't stir much emotion.
But force locals off? Mamma mia! <LIMERICK_END> | 39,436 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'consciousness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What is consciousness? You are aware,
As you consciously sit in your chair.
Now consider this twist:
While you know you exist,
Does your chair even care that it's there? <LIMERICK_END> | 59,192 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dine alfresco'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's behaviour I cannot condone:
When a diner whose musical phone
Sounds a jingly alert
While I eat my dessert.
I think, Go! Dine alfresco alone. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,013 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crocodiles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Group of crocodiles? Why do you ask?
To go look up the word is a task,
But I really don't mind.
Who knows what I will find?
Let me see... Here it is. It's a bask. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,043 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'applicative means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Applicative means, off the bat,
Something easily used, like a gat
In a gangster's right hand,
Or the strong rubber band
'Round the violin case where it sat. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,146 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'uses yellow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Alarmism's rampant, it's said,
With terrorist bombings ahead.
The Department that rates
All the threat-level states
Uses yellow and orange and red. <LIMERICK_END> | 817 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aristotle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aristotle, whom more than a few
Think the greatest of minds, held the view
That each star must adhere
To a vast crystal sphere.
But I think that's all balls. How 'bout you? <LIMERICK_END> | 12,579 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sailor uniform'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's a civvy, so he's not a sailor—
A uniform he'll never tailor!
A soldier, he's not,
Nor an airman. (He's got
Chronic asthma, and needs an inhaler!) <LIMERICK_END> | 18,551 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pheromones'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That new saleslady? Wow, how she's stacked,
And her pheromones made me react.
My approach, chemotactic,
Produced a climactic
Encounter. Thus soul mates attract. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,689 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diageotropism plants'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Due to diageotropism, plants
Spread outward, not upward," he rants.
"But its function's still muddy
And needs further study.
I've applied for some government grants." <LIMERICK_END> | 51,393 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'green assam'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Rare rhinos, one-horned, still are seen
In an Indian state lush and green.
Assam's also well known
For fine tea garden-grown;
Just one cup and you'll feel more serene. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,850 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'celebrities famous'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Celebrities, famous and rich,
Overnighting in London, will pitch
Up, direct from their flight,
At The Dorchester, right
Where it's at: five stars up from the ditch. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,599 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trap roundworms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Arthrobotrys, at times, produce snares
That trap roundworms much thinner than hairs.
As the hyphae are cinched
The wee creatures are pinched,
Taking nematodes quite unawares. <LIMERICK_EN... | 46,933 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sweet danish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Those cannibal guys like to munch —
International foods suit this bunch.
When their chef says, "Hurray,
We'll have pastry today!"
They'll enjoy a sweet danish for brunch. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,221 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'specious dissension'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An intense ecological vision
Steered this author's thematic decision.
When engaged in contention
With specious dissension,
He would just mow it down with derision! <LIMERICK_END> | 50,425 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chirurgeons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That your body's misfortunes are rife
Can compel you to gamble your life.
They can cut out your tumors
Or let your bad humors:
Chirurgeons are skilled with a knife. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,147 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'write limericks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cooperatively: that is, for me,
How we ought to write limericks it's key.
With an author (or two)
And an editing crew
Polished verses accrue look, you'll see. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,216 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'maybe counseling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On a drunk that has lasted a week,
My condition is hardly unique.
Still, my clothes, black and white,
Match my problem, all right.
Maybe counseling's what I should seek. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,342 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calumniation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Calumniation's the name of his crime
But it's me who is serving the time.
He besmirched my good name
With my number-one dame;
Now she thinks I'm a scum-sucking slime. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,350 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'skipper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We need someone who's younger and hipper
To head up the firm, to be skipper,
For our old CEO
Is a dinosaur, so
Send him off to his pipe and his slipper. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,310 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'term floccipend'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Work performed by an ill-trained domestic
Brings to mind a word long and majestic.
The term floccipend too
("Judge as worthless") will do
Since the other is not anapestic. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,304 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'venomous fangs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> After one of my teacher's harangues
I'm a jelly of paralyzed pangs.
Though I'm feeling quite scrod,
There's a merciful God:
She's aglyphous (lacks venomous fangs). <LIMERICK_END> | 31,398 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'because'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's because of Sir Tim Berners-Lee
That we're all of us gathered here. See,
He invented the Web,
So that any old pleb
Could post any old gibberish. Whee! <LIMERICK_END> | 5,298 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'galacking'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We've been galacking out to collect
Shiny leaves with which florists confect
Boutonnieres. We've no lack
Of esprit, since we're back
With great sprays of green galax bedecked. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,927 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'computers benchmark'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With computers, a benchmark will show
If a system is running too slow.
The time that it takes
Is the measure it makes
When it's running some tasks that you know. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,029 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cetus tell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are watery creatures to spy
Up above, in the sea of the sky.
See the body and tail
Of that heavenly whale?
That is Cetus, I tell you—no lie. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,449 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'autopolyploid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A sole individual or strain
Whose chromosome group should contain
Three or more imitations
From genomic relations?
Autopolyploid's the name that shall reign. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,385 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ample supplies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If alone, that will doom a have-not.
Get more people, then give it a shot.
Though you may not be guys
Who have ample supplies,
Make the enemy think you've a lot. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,666 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dative case'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "The dative case I have oft striven
To explain," said Pete, "now I am driven
To say it's NOT one
To which something is done,
But one to which something is GIVEN." <LIMERICK_END> | 28,790 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'green'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I noticed that geezer at dark,
Hanging out by the gate to the park.
I clocked he was there
And I stared at his hair,
Which was green—now he's sure made his mark. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,245 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'city electoral'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Remember that year someone stole
Our fair city's electoral roll?
Every voter's full name
Was purloined. What a shame!
Now we're using much tighter control. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,085 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'asthma'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> By misfortune you're now bronchospastic.
Your bronchioles feel like old plastic.
With asthma you're frail,
You can't smoke or chase tail:
Seems your lifestyle's becoming monastic. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,706 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rav akiva'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A great scholar and sage, Rav Akiva:
You'd be proud if he taught your Yeshiva.
A failed revolution:
He faced execution.
His students? They died of a feva. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,215 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adopted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With torn ears and her dark matted fur,
They all said, "Who would want to take her?"
But a family opted
And the dog was adopted.
Thus a miracle came to a cur. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,932 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'expressure'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Expressure's the word we're addressing.
Can you tell what it means, with some guessing?
Well, here's a refresher —
Related to pressure,
It once meant "the act of expressing". <LIMERICK_END> | 47,380 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thawable'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "A plug of tobacco is chawable,"
Said the artist. "An iceberg is thawable,
But your room's open curtain
Shows you're naked—for certain,
Both your drapes and your body are drawable." <LIMERICK_EN... | 38,898 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'urine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My blood sugar's high elevation
Reflected a bad situation.
My urine was sweet
Since my pancreas, beat,
Had decided to take a vacation. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,817 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gangstas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The young dad doesn't know what to do.
With his gangstas, the converse is true:
Give him pistol or knife,
And he'll handle all strife.
But when handed new life, not a clue. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,686 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bag lady'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bag lady knocked on my door,
And I knew I had seen her before:
Her belongings in bags,
She was dressed in old rags;
I said, "Mom, don't come knocking no more." <LIMERICK_END> | 56,539 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vacuum electrons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a vacuum, electrons will flow
From a cathode so hot it's aglow
To an anode nearby.
Thomas Edison: "Why
Does the current go to, but not fro?" <LIMERICK_END> | 52,816 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'count sheep'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I can count from a boat, plane, or jeep —
Beasts that amble, or gambol, or leap,
Or which fly, swim, or creep.
But I cannot count sheep;
Reaching twenty, I fall fast asleep. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,823 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'oils'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My oils might be lost on a wall—
Easel paintings, they're stunning but small,
To be held in one's hands,
Perhaps mounted on stands
Or alone down a long, narrow hall. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,245 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'meg'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a woman who's limping, named Meg,
Who will favor, it's clear, her right leg.
What has caused her distress?
"Just three things," she'll confess:
"Little sleep, a fast car, and a keg." <LIMERIC... | 51,542 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hopeless finances'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I bleakly examine my chances
To better my hopeless finances:
My prospects are dismal,
My debt is abysmal,
And meanwhile, my bleakness advances. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,995 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'piedmont'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Where the Piedmont rolls down to the Plain,
The conspicuous change in terrain
Is the Fall Line. Its power
Mills lumber or flour.
Build there, and cease racking your brain. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,038 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'style consternation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Deviation's my now-and-then style:
Consternation in friends makes me smile.
Though I'm often more normal
(To the prom I went formal),
I exorbitate once in a while. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,031 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plants'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "All the rest of you plants are disasters,"
The dwarf dandelions said. "We're the masters.
We're high class, upper crust.
You'll admit it, we trust,
As our family members are asters." <LIMERICK_E... | 46,268 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'new lingoes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You are over the hill," I began.
"Learn new lingoes?! Don't know if you can!
But a kid at age four
Finds it easy, learns more.
That's a critical period, Gran." <LIMERICK_END> | 37,717 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'decentralization'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our firm's motto's "Compete, don't control",
So decentralization's our goal.
Through decisions down low
By the folks in the know,
We change quickly, though not as a whole. <LIMERICK_END... | 36,096 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'word bis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Reading music, you may soon discern
The word bis, which requires your concern,
For it means you repeat
The last passage complete —
If you're paid, think of wages you'll earn. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,801 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'torch troilus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "How I carried that torch," Troilus cried.
"But my flame, at her faithlessness, died.
When those lamps that burn grease
Contain nothing, they cease.
Ah! My cresset is oil-less," he sighed. ... | 30,495 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'concreteness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your paper gets A for its neatness,
And strikingly thorough completeness.
It's got facts—loads and loads—
On the building of roads,
And a down-to-earth sense of concreteness. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,667 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cormorant common'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Is the cormorant (common) a shag?
Is it known to lay eggs in a bag?
Mr Isherwood's verse
Is misleading or worse,
But researching the facts? What a drag. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,833 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'atm enter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At an ATM enter your PIN
As an access code, letting you in
To your savings account;
Just key in the amount,
And then "Bingo!" That's your cash you win. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,432 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glenn beck'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Glenn Beck's the hysterical host
Of a talk show on Fox—and the most
Hyperbolic of those
Blaming all of our woes
On the prez: "Hey, Obama, you're toast!" <LIMERICK_END> | 35,166 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'matches ignite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Eight matches ignite eight discrete
Conflagrations. Just wait once they meet,
See my blazing creation:
A full deflagration,
With showers of sparks and great heat. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,112 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'faerie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a faerie you want to impress,
Really strongly, then don't simply guess:
As in Spenser's days, fashion
Is bound to empassion.
So buy her a fancy new dress. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,581 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'james caan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Who can play, with each detail spot on,
Eldest son of a Mafia don,
Or a jock who is dying,
Or a writer who's trying
To survive? Most guys can't, but James Caan. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,039 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bar curious'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Two women got drunk on some stout
At O'Toole's and began to make out.
They're not bi; it's their shed
Inhibitions that led
To bar curious action, no doubt. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,937 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'malcolm brother'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Charles X?" Susie asked, "Who is he?
Malcolm's brother, or dad, might he be?"
I replied, "Not a chance!
Both of Sweden and France,
He was king." "Is that possible?" "Oui!" <LIMERICK_END> | 17,240 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fibreboard sheets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Wood, or other plant fibres, compressed,
Gives us fibreboard sheets, often best
For a lightweight construction.
But wait, hold production —
Toxicity must be addressed! <LIMERICK_END> | 61,114 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anti booze'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anti-booze is your stand, I can see,
And a literalist always you'll be,
So it's clear you will not
Understand why a shot
Of straight vodka is my cup of tea. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,990 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'three songs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A group called The Classics IV places
Three songs near the top. In all cases,
They've only one word
In their titles. You've heard
Of them: "Spooky" and "Stormy" and "Traces." <LIMERICK_END> | 42,601 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sail'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many ships did he sail, Captain Brown,
But his last one, alas, brought renown.
Like a statue of wood,
By its capstan he stood
As it sank—with his ship he went down. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,768 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sure, the worker bee's life can be tough,
Making honey and wax and such stuff.
While the drones, flying high,
Mate the queen, then they die.
Still just bee-ing, perhaps, is enough. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,830 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'melodic objective'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A melodic objective is set
Which by cello and cellist is met
When their bodies entwine
And vibrations combine
In an intimate, tuneful duet. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,663 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'whisky'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mother's father is Granddaddy Mike.
He likes whisky and, more so, his trike.
The reason is simple:
When he's drunk (too much Dimple),
He doesn't feel safe on a bike. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,441 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bloom red'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Says the poet, "My lodestone, my star,
I have brought you sweet blooms from afar."
But I don't think he knows
Why bloom's red on the rose
But dull gray on the chocolate bar. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,491 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cyclical mood'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My wife has this cyclical mood,
And I think it is triggered by food:
When each night during dinner
I note she's no thinner,
She throws things and says something rude. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,331 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'collagenous colitis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Collagenous colitis: what's that?
It's when poop runs like rats from a cat.
When my last diarrhea
Discharged, mamma mia —
Lord knows where that stinky splat scat! <LIMERICK_END> | 43,597 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pavement'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your pavement has got me constrained,
But my nature is deeply ingrained.
Cracking surface you'll see
As my roots struggle free.
I am Tree! I will not be contained! <LIMERICK_END> | 22,213 |
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