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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beekeepers fight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This badger, of mean reputation,
Made the beekeepers fight its predation
In Africa, killing
On sight. Now they're willing
To help, 'cause it needs conservation. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,960 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coal seam'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a coal seam abruptly thins out,
Local miners are saddled with doubt.
So they gather to talk
About whether this balk
Shows that Newcastle's losing its clout. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,593 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sand'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's a riddle for students you teach:
"What is soft to the touch, like a peach,
Colored beige, covers land,
Mostly made out of sand?"
All the kids will respond, "It's a beach!" <LIMERICK_END> | 10,458 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'purchases'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I know you're a little dismayed
By the purchases we have not made,
But we'll buy more from you
If you buy from us too:
We're preserving the balance of trade. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,036 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dramaturgy penning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dramaturgy—penning of plays—
Is a calling that Daisy obeys,
But her income's been sparse,
So she's writing a farce.
It has plot twists that make it a maze. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,999 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ophelia beauty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Sweet Ophelia's a beauty indeed!
No, she's ugly!" the Prince disagreed
With himself. How thoughts differ!
A babe or a biffer?
"To breed," he asked, "or not to breed?" <LIMERICK_END> | 16,768 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rhyme bough'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since finding a rhyme can be tough,
Perhaps similar spelling's enough.
We'd rhyme bough with a cough,
Or pair plough with a trough.
It's not great, but it's adequate stuff. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,682 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'driving licence'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Does a permit belong to the act
Or the person who's driving, in fact?
Driving licence (UK);
Driver's license, they say
In America: much more exact! <LIMERICK_END> | 37,246 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dermovascular action'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dermovascular action's the flow
Of the blood in the vessels that go
Out to nourish the skin
From deep pumping within,
So my toes warmly glow in the snow. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,623 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'distillable schnapps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many fruits are distillable schnapps
Is the evidence. Still, don't collapse,
'Cause this distillate's hard!
Don't drink much, be on guard,
Or end up in a yard, dead perhaps. <LIMERIC... | 34,242 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dreadlocks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My dreadlocks were out of control;
Then I spotted a barbershop pole.
I went in for a snip,
But came out like a dip
With my hair in the shape of a bowl. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,915 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acculturation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Acculturation's the process whereby
A piglet gets used to its sty.
It involves no silk purses,
Nor Robert Frost verses,
Nor music of ages gone by. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,547 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'taxes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My company makes lots of dough,
Which is subject to taxes, you know.
Above-the-line's shown
What I keep for my own.
And everything else? Down below. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,332 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bad clots'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Agkistrodon venom's no kiss.
It'll plug up your veins just like this.
Diagnosing bad clots
Might use smidgens or spots
Of the AB-C protease. (Hiss!) <LIMERICK_END> | 61,069 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rabbit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every spring, it's my annual habit
To anaesthetize, briefly, a rabbit.
Are there eggs? Not a one.
That's the reason it's done:
Where's the damned ether bunny, dagnabbit??? <LIMERICK_END> | 20,564 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cartoonist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cartoonist is someone who claws
The deep essence from all that she draws:
Politicians as creatures
With prominent features,
Whose flaws draw ironic guffaws. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,597 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'domeykite kite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm designing for strung, wind-borne flight.
You might think I'd go flattish and light.
Let your thoughts be confounded!
Copper arsenide, rounded,
Makes a grey, domey domeykite kite. <LIME... | 46,252 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ply oceans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Vessels' use and insuring terms vary.
Some ply oceans while others may tarry.
All may turn upside-down
In blue water or brown.
Assurers should always be wary. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,422 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clipping'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He was clipping along at a pace,
Moving on, with a smile on his face,
And I couldn't keep up
With that boy and his pup,
As they raced down the Cumberland Trace. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,101 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cotyledonary leaves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cotyledonary leaves first appear
To announce the new true leaves are near.
These latter will show
Which plant is to grow —
Cotyledons are never too clear. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,910 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sneezing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Achoo syndrome can give you a fright:
Such sneezing from seeing the light!
It's genetically passed,
And since it may last
They'll "Gesundheit! Gesundheit!" your plight. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,192 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'camwheel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A camwheel's a wheel with a hump
That makes something move with its thump.
This quite simple notion
Gives to-and-fro motion
To valve-gear or maybe a pump. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,696 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cave popcorn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Cave popcorn!" I heard Denise mutter,
And my joy, when I saw it, was utter.
These formations in caves
From explorers draw raves,
But they're not to be eaten with butter. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,492 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lady anne'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lady Anne sat as still as a mouse,
While Lord Egbert, her well-meaning spouse,
Prattled on to no end,
Praying soon she would bend—
Was she closemouthed to spite the old louse? <LIMERICK_END> | 24,839 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aldehydes al'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Things flavored, and scented, and dyed
Thanks to aldehydes, Al takes in stride;
But a bumblebee lured
To a bottle and cured
In formaldehyde sent Al to hide. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,343 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acreage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We call acreage a parcel of land
Unimproved or where structures may stand.
If a verdant wide space,
It may be a nice place,
But to mow it might not be so grand! <LIMERICK_END> | 15,400 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'christianity cross'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It is crucial, when lines intersect;
It's the easiest way to connect.
A right-angled design,
Longer-stemmed, will define
Christianity's cross of respect. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,201 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'court'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While I type this extensive report,
I'm as bored as when sitting in court.
But I'll finish it soon
(On the due date at noon).
Control-S saves my work I'll cavort! <LIMERICK_END> | 37,709 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'si swimsuits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> SI's swimsuits cast stars in my eyes.
Each beauty evokes lustful sighs.
To the gal from Brazil
(Ay, she gave me a thrill),
I'm awarding the nubile piece prize. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,126 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bomb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bomb from a plane is en route
To the ground and deploys a ballute,
Thus providing some drag
And avoiding a snag
When the time comes to open the chute. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,443 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'freeze dried'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I am freeze-dried: as cold as can be
And thus robbed of all moisture, you see.
Add some water and heat,
And I just can't be beat
When you eat me," says Peter the Pea. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,462 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old beetles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The old Beetles went farther than most.
Even they, though, must give up the ghost
Once they just cannot start,
Though it may break your heart
When your Volkswagen's motor is toast. <LIMERICK_... | 59,622 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'michael phelps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Michael Phelps won gold medals galore,
More than anyone else had before,
For all his first places
In championship races,
An achievement I truly adore. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,976 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conspiracist views'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "The Eagle has landed!" That news
Was amazing, but still some refuse
To believe it was true.
Does that include you?
Do you share these conspiracist views? <LIMERICK_END> | 42,526 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fenway attired'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A Spartan was startled to learn
That in baseball, there's money to burn,
So he showed up at Fenway
Attired in a henway,
To see what a Grecian might earn. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,736 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cube farm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Crowded worksites feel barren and sad,
So a cube farm's no place for a lad—
Or a lass, come to that
(Prairie dogging to chat).
Claustrophobia's driving us mad. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,680 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yachtsmanship tad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In yachtsmanship, Tad is a dabbler.
He's a blowhard as well; he's a babbler.
But ask about sails
And in knowledge he fails,
And I doubt he can lace on a drabbler. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,849 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'provisional strut'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In shipbuilding, cross-spales are spaced
'Cross the frame to ensure it's all braced.
Each provisional strut
Is first measured and cut
And secured; then the deck beams are placed. <LIMER... | 42,807 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'higher aconcagua'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Go higher and higher and higher —
Aconcagua's tough summit acquire.
This Andean peak
Could make you so weak
You might hear a heavenly choir. <LIMERICK_END> | 413 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chiseling sneak'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're a false-hearted chiseling sneak,
You philandering two-timing freak!
Oh, you slippery devil,
You're not on the level.
Your trespasses trump your physique. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,993 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's an Apple whose color is blue
But it's not one you'd easily chew.
A vibrant blue casing
Had Mac lovers racing
To buy one in Bondi Bay hue. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,738 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'african shrub'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a species of African shrub
That lives wild in the dry wooded scrub.
With an albidus leaf
(That is, off-white, in brief),
I've a rockrose I've grown in a tub. <LIMERICK_END> | 478 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beatles mops'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Corners, Tops, Beatles' mops, singing Aces,
Cello strings, card-deck kings, baseball bases,
Mt. Rushmore noses,
Horsemen, and Roses:
All things that have 4 as their faces. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,836 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'supper accounts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Last Supper accounts exclude Fred.
This forgotten apostle broke bread
With the rest, but his toast —
A bad pun: "To our host!
Get it? Host?" made them mad, so he fled. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,206 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disowned'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He lay wasted and worthless and stoned,
A condition companions condoned.
But his grannie demurred
And his parents concurred.
In their wills he's cut off; he's disowned. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,348 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick writing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Smear paste waxes on tools to stop rust.
Between doubting and faithfulness: trust.
Arbitrarily placed,
Endless thoughts, unerased,
Keep my limerick writing robust. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,506 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chubby'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Where's the adverb implying you're tubby?
Tall and lean? No, you're short, squat, and stubby.
The term chubbily, I've heard,
Is precisely that word:
"In the manner of one who is chubby." <LIMERICK... | 28,588 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dry goods'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I set off to buy dry goods in town,
But the merchant adjudged me a clown
(I was wet and bedraggled).
We're poor, so I haggled,
And stubbornly bantered him down. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,012 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stupidity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your stupidity's truly immense,
And you're not just a little bit dense.
When I ask what you think,
You just nod and then wink,
'Cause you can't even give your two cents. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,017 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'screw tool'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The water supply had run brown,
So they hired a guy to drill down.
But his screw tool was plastic:
That bit of elastic
Would not augur well for the town. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,624 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bcs ranking'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Football's BCS ranking controls
Which colleges play in which bowls.
This method's obscure,
But it guarantees your
Team won't capture its preseason goals. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,987 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'submissions away'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An editor told him today,
"I filed your submissions away
With the trash on the floor,
I mean, safe in the drawer.
Will we use them? I really can't say." <LIMERICK_END> | 52,996 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'copper nose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the coating began to wear out,
It was mainly confined to the snout.
Thus the coins Henry minted
Weren't silver, as hinted,
So it's "Copper-nose Harry!" they'd shout. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,866 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'basketman works'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A basketman: (A) works with wicker;
(B) Makes baskets for folks who just dicker
In touristy joints.
There, I've written two points.
(That's a pun at which sports fans may snicker.) <LIMER... | 53,847 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'today ornithoptering'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I did traffic reports in L.A.
In a flapping-wing plane. But today,
Ornithoptering's done.
I think coptering's fun —
In my chopper, my work is my play. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,488 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In my biotelemetry lab
I can measure the mass of a crab
As it scuttles about.
If it varies, I shout,
"Walking sideways reduces its flab!" <LIMERICK_END> | 5,478 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'braided buns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Woven hair coiled on top? I've done tons,"
Florence Henderson said. "They're the ones
Where I wrap round the base,
Then I pin 'em in place.
That's the way they become braided buns." <LIME... | 59,462 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'egghead'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though an egghead is what many folks
Call someone you never could coax
(According to rumour)
To indulge in low humour,
Who else is it whites all these yolks? <LIMERICK_END> | 42,355 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bookmaker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bookmaker's one who takes bets,
So his clients will often have debts.
If your books are worn, you
Want a bookbinder, who
Will repair single volumes and sets. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,522 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'becky sue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Billy Bob tried to woo Becky Sue.
She said, "I've got designs on you, too!"
Billy Bob said, "Aw, shucks,
Now you've got me in flux!
Should we kiss, or keep eating our stew?" <LIMERICK_END> | 31,057 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'slandered'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I object to this club's double standard;
For years to the men it has pandered.
Better towels and showers,
On the links, longer hours,"
Growled Ms Howe. Cried the club, "We've been slandered!" ... | 40,608 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cosmetology friends'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cosmetology, friends, is the art
Of pulling at strings of the heart
By shellacking a face
With junk by the case
And otherwise tarting a tart. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,471 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'detoxing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There was a young lady from Ola,
Addicted to soft drinks like cola.
Too high on caffeine,
She decamped to get clean;
She's detoxing in deepest Angola. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,036 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'intubation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Intubation's not easy, my friend:
I took care that the tube wouldn't bend,
But, despite my acumen,
I chose the wrong lumen,
And emerged from the tract's distal end! <LIMERICK_END> | 41,778 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'naval cadets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All new naval cadets have to learn,
And their teachers will help them discern,
That athwart we construe
As at right angles to
A straight line from a ship's bow to stern. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,789 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'perched star'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the square in the center of town
Stood the tree in her snow-spangled gown.
High atop perched a star
To be seen from afar,
As a radiant beacon and crown. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,287 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'warming tent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To the deep melting snows we were sent,
And condemned to be frozen and drent.
Our patrol made scant gain
In that cold winter rain,
And returned to our snug warming tent. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,979 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shots alexandra'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Victoria's granddaughter wed
And with Nicholas, snuggled in bed.
But Rasputin's foul plots
Led to Bolshevik shots:
Alexandra, soon after, was dead. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,755 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apostatize means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To apostatize means to depart
From the faith that you had at the start.
Then the ones who abide
Can discuss your false pride,
And your stubborn, iniquitous heart. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,377 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'die divination'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're about to take part in a quarrel
With friends who are highly immoral.
Through daphnomancy,* I
See that someone will die.
*Divination by means of the laurel <LIMERICK_END> | 29,211 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dash'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My boss, an authentic go-getter,
Is striving to be a jet setter.
So he doesn't worry
When I have to hurry
To dash off to dash off his letter. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,890 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'backs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> After lectures, we like to relax
With some crumpets and tea for our snacks.
As the Cam softly shunts
All its square-ended punts,
We shall lie on our backs on The Backs. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,195 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hurricane season'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fetch about, Cap; thar's weather ahead.
Change our tack or we'll all wind up dead.
This is hurricane season;
Ain't that enough reason?
My sweetie waits warm in our bed. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,245 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'giving speeches'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You buckrake: you earn lots of dough
Giving speeches. And why is that so?
Cause you're famous, that's all;
You're a pol with the gall
To charge lots for a one-hour show. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,172 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'joy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My head's spinning, I'm giddy with joy!
I'm so happy and lucky. Oh, boy!
I'm excited and glad
Cos I've just become Dad
To my sweet firstborn baby: Rob Roy. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,165 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'singular use'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Its tangible, physical form,
Whether buying or selling your corm,
Means that this is a good
And I probably should
State that singular use is the norm. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,714 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'butterfly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A butterfly's great to behold:
Wings of orange and black, or of gold;
But it poisoned the palate,
Employed in the ballot
Floridians used to unfold. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,850 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dote'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're the someone upon whom I dote.
You're the someone who best floats my boat.
I don't want to mislead,
So I'll add that indeed
You're the someone who most gets my goat. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,217 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'destituteness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> See my destituteness? I've got less
Than a beggar: one drab threadbare dress.
My sole hosiery has holes
Like my shabby shoes' soles,
And my odor's old cod, I confess. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,888 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'reed often'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a suitor, Reed often succeeds.
He's got flair that a Romeo needs.
As a lover he rates—
He arrives for his dates
In a curricle, pulled by two steeds. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,674 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cockfighting twit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Alectoromachy, one might suspect,
Is a sport to which women object.
Thought I'm cocky (a bit),
I'm no cockfighting twit—
Just politically [henpecked!] correct. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,851 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'toaster'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This toaster is functionally sound.
It turns bread into toast, nicely browned.
Though it's scratched and it's rusty,
It works well. My trusty
Old toaster has long hung around. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,111 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'punters find'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Take a dive, you're the champ they can't beat.
I'll lay odds that the punters find sweet.
Show the soles of your boots.
If we work in cahoots,
We're on Easy Street—that's no defeat. <LIMERIC... | 20,768 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'raffling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The prizes they'll want to be snaffling
Are not these here boards that you're raffling.
They may dampen sound
As the air flows around,
Only who'd want to win one? It's baffling. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,757 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fred'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fred is such an unusual fellow.
He killed his dear wife like Othello.
Such damnification
Whipped up his elation—
He danced like a mad Punchinello. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,960 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'itches'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Tell me where," asked the doc, "do you itch?"
"In my limbs, but I couldn't say which;
It's all over," I said,
Scratching chest, legs and head.
"Being generalised, itches'll switch." <LIMERICK_END... | 58,691 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'skip rope'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Little girl, don't use all of your might,
For you can't skip a rope if it's tight.
Stand relaxed in the middle,
Give just a small twiddle,
And jump at the oncoming bight. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,022 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'polis alexis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For his polis Alexis is straining;
He's ephebic, and so, yet in training.
But born Greek and born free,
He'll soon leave his mom's knee,
Which, alone, seems a goal worth attaining. <LIMERICK... | 52,255 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'admin day'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I perform secretarial work,
And in all of my years as his clerk,
Every spring I get stiffed
With no Admin Day gift,
'Cause my boss is a tight-fisted jerk. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,942 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disinfectant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Disinfectant was first applied topically,
Then my knee was repaired arthroscopically
(With an arthroscope stuck
Through the skin) and with luck,
I will spend my recovery tropically. <LIMERIC... | 34,027 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mrs lincoln'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mrs. Lincoln reacts with dismay
To an interview, held on the day
That her husband had died:
"So, the shooting aside,
How was Lincoln enjoying the play?" <LIMERICK_END> | 34,419 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cribbage board'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Those ten dozen holes (less or more)
On a cribbage board tell the whole score;
Try to make it 'round quick,
But for vet'rans, the trick
Is recounting the best cribbage lore. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,981 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'twin sister'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the kidneys are failing, we try
To implant an intact one. That's why
A twin sister—well, natch!—
Would provide a fine match,
If she deigns to accede—to comply. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,550 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'badger'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Don't badger my friend, if you please!
Think you'll whittle him down by degrees?
You seem like a bully,
Who deserves to be fully,
Decisively whacked in the knees. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,904 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wee lanes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a road is denoted by B,
You will know that it's really quite wee.
Lanes that weave through the downs,
Joining hamlets to towns,
Fill my drives through the country with glee. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,833 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lords gnaeus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A butcher among Roman lords,
Gnaeus Pompey killed Marian hordes.
Sulla called him The Great
For "defending" the state
With "Your laws can't stand up to our swords!" <LIMERICK_END> | 19,474 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'archaea'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Their taxonomy's long been debated;
Now the thought they're bacteria's dated.
No archaea can harm,
So no need for alarm—
Good news as we're somewhat related! <LIMERICK_END> | 39,518 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eek meek'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Eek & Meek, as two humans, were nice,
Though this strip used an off-beat device:
While the characters stayed
Either bold or afraid,
When the pair first appeared they were mice. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,195 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mosquitoes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The mosquitoes are getting hellacious!
Their craving for blood is voracious.
We need a repellent
That's gummily gellant
And able to smell camphoraceous. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,139 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'future galactico'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> See that future galactico go!
Super pass, superstar! What a show.
Flashing gold-painted boots,
Watch him weave. Now he shoots!
IT'S A GOAL!! (Nine years old, don't you know.) <LIMERICK_E... | 56,383 |
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