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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'american wakes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sad American wakes sent the States
Lots of Irish with hopes that the fates
Would help them do well.
All those wakes failed to quell
Their great fears in those times of dire straits. <LIMER... | 39,980 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cows'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cows stand chewing the cud all day through,
Sometimes sitting what else can they do?
Masticating non-stop
Through four stomachs, this slop,
They regurgitate, burp, then re-chew. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,781 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cracksman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's a cracksman well known in this town.
"Selling drugs?" queried I with a frown.
"Or perhaps a crack shot?
Or his joke-telling's hot?"
No, his safe-cracking's brought him renown. <LIMERICK_EN... | 27,439 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'borneo reeks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Call the neighbors, the fruit's on the table,
From Borneo reeks like a stable.
Dig in and you'll quell
The despicable smell.
Try durians soon (if you're able). <LIMERICK_END> | 39,376 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'terrorist plot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "No, this isn't a terrorist plot,"
She, embarrassed, explained. "I forgot
That alarms would go off.
Though I tried, I can't doff
My steel chastity belt—so can SWAT?" <LIMERICK_END> | 18,726 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'writing tune'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're writing a tune you can hum
But the words for a line just won't come,
You might sing de de de
And, while in the right key,
Something's missing, you think. Ain't that dum? <LIMERIC... | 48,262 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gob'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She is loud like an unruly youth
With her language, both coarse and uncouth.
There's more yap from her gob
Than a whole bloody mob.
She's a bell hung on every tooth. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,838 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fight blighters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I fight blighters and global pollution—
An unequaled, unique contribution.
I'm a brave eco-warrior.
As my battles got gorier,
I was sent to a state institution. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,556 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'declaratory sentence'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Declaratory sentence? The same
As declarative sentence. My claim:
Such a sentence should draw
From declaratory law
But, for shame, I am wrong and to blame. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,260 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sweet candy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Most fellows believe that sweet candy
For treating the girls is quite handy.
But to make them flirtatious
It's less ostentatious
And quicker to ply them with brandy. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,355 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aphrodite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aphrodite: the goddess of love
And of beauty, sent down from above.
Dearest daughter of Zeus,
I need little excuse ...
Expect roses, by carriage of dove. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,600 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'verdure'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Facing wintertime's icy frustration,
I wait for spring's fresh vegetation,
For summertime's greenth,
And not the umpteenth
Pile of snow. What is verdure? Elation! <LIMERICK_END> | 62,270 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'john appearance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> John's appearance is strikingly crull:
Curly hair overshadows his skull.
But for John to explain
Again and again
And again makes him achingly dull. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,061 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'casino'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The shortage of cards was unplanned,
And supply could not meet the demand.
The casino was scared
Till the pit boss declared
That he'd ordered up all decks on hand. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,716 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'curtail'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Curtail may refer to a slur
When the tail you curtail's on a cur,
'Cos you were, by concurring
To spurn it, inferring
The cur's not a cur you prefer. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,602 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bushcamping'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bushcamping's not flash, it's not frilly.
You eat what you've got in your dilly.
You roll out your swag,
On the fire chuck a snag,
Then doss down, spin a yarn, swing the billy. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,900 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'organ removal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The patient was heard to lament
And bewail what he just underwent.
He regrets his approval
For organ removal
And bemoans his wholehearted consent. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,572 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fly free'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For vacation, my sweetie and me
Meant to fly to the Isle of Capri.
But our plans led to strife —
They embarrassed my wife
When they said, "No, that bag can't fly free." <LIMERICK_END> | 33,587 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bank'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His bank account's totally flush.
He got there ahead of the crush
Of miners who came
For fortune and fame.
He's known as the czar of the rush. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,131 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'axe murderer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I'm on night shift right now in the park,
So my work's always done in the dark.
But the market's quite dead,"
The mad axe murderer said,
"So I just swing my axe for a lark." <LIMERICK_END> | 65,732 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'duncery'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your duncery shows every day,
'Cause your brain's just a useless puree.
You're a nincompoop, fool,
And you flunked out of school.
No one's home underneath your toupee. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,339 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crapaudine meanings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A toadstone, a pivoting door,
A torture technique, a horse sore,
A type of red beet,
And spatchcocked, grilled meat:
Six crapaudine meanings. No more. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,604 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'revenge hamlet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The monarch of Denmark's been slain;
A brother foreshortened his reign.
To revenge Hamlet's sworn,
And he rages with scorn
And contempt. 'Tis a tale of dis Dane. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,846 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'young cuddy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An egestuous gent is young Cuddy,
Ever desperate for funds from a buddy,
Who, though loath to indict,
Still might gently invite
Him to toil. Is he likely? Not bloody. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,531 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hedge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My broker's outside on his ledge,
Since he swindled us all with his hedge.
He depleted our dough
And we hope he'll let go.
He's as crooked as this limerick's edge. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,625 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smile'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Most days I have no time for play,
Or to laugh as I go on my way.
But a grin or a smile
Will take me a mile,
And a chuckle will make my whole day. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,364 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beatie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Who exactly were Beatie and Babs?
I'm not sure, but I'll take a few stabs:
They performed, inter-war,
To a music hall score.
You want more? They're the cockney for crabs. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,238 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'guts divinations'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Extispicy (guts divinations)
Tops the list of defunct occupations.
Reading entrails of mammals
Like bulls, sheep (or camels?)
Would cause "rights" groups to air protestations. <LIMERICK_... | 48,310 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'men fought'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the drop of a hat, two men fought
Without prompting. The reason? For nought.
Or at least they forgot
Why they fought on the spot.
Seems the fight wasn't given much thought. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,634 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'assess heat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To assess heat resistance in gin,
Put a diathermometer in.
It's a tool you can use
For not only your booze,
But most all types of liquid akin. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,822 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'comb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's quite frantic—he must find his comb;
It's essential for hiding his dome.
He'll use it to spread
What hair's left on his head,
Then check wind speed, before leaving home. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,094 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dark ale'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'd kill for a glass of dark ale.
I don't want a light beer, weak and pale.
Dos Equis I'd pick
(It has adequate kick),
But for Weinhard's red lager I'd wail. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,544 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ace baby'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If the space race you want to embrace,
Start out small with the Ace Baby Ace.
It's a plane from a kit,
Wholly safe, they submit.
(Bring a parachute, though, just in case.) <LIMERICK_END> | 45,746 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aunt ted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My Aunt Hedwig detested her name,
And her nephews detected her shame.
So they called her Aunt Ted
Or used pronouns instead.
They were playing the anaphor game. <LIMERICK_END> | 343 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gasman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Reading meters and carefully charting
The figures then quickly departing
Is a gasman's main job.
He is not some poor slob
Who has problems with burping and farting. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,698 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'upward stare'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Check your attitude! Is it despair,
Disapproval, disdain, scorn or prayer?
Stop your eye-rolling, do!
One more time and we're through.
Use your words, not your dumb upward stare. <LIMERICK_E... | 57,833 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deficiency judgment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A deficiency judgment will seize
What the sale of your goods doesn't squeeze;
So it isn't enough
When finances get rough
To just walk off and leave them the keys. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,098 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sue berates'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sue berates us whenever we speak.
That man-eater renders us weak.
She emasculates all;
When she yells down the hall,
Men can't help an involuntary leak. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,449 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fret'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our guitar teacher said: "Are you set?
You can't wait to get started, I bet.
On the neck, press the string
By the bar; let it sing
When you pluck. That's a thing called a fret." <LIMERICK_END> | 56,278 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'futureless fly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As he lit on a light in the lot,
It was clear that he quickly grew hot
When he froze for a sec
(Oh, the woes of his trek),
For this futureless fly now is not. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,233 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gown'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Rosalie goes for a walk,
She well knows that her clothes are the talk
Of this town, and it shows,
But this gown can expose
More than toes, so some schmoes stand and gawk. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,854 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fertility rich'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am nubile, and flaunt my facility
To glow with potential fertility;
Rich and single, he's eligible:
"I do", if intelligible,
Will witness our joint suitability. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,115 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lima'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was an old man from Lima
Who visited fair Ipanema.
When The Girl started walking,
The old man was gawking
And breathing as with emphysema. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,983 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fertility rate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm concerned. Our fertility rate
Continues each year to abate.
Tribal elders now warn:
If few babies are born,
Then extinction may well be our fate. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,074 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'card sharping'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My job's card sharping; that's what I do.
I'll gamble at card games with you.
You just wouldn't believe
All the tricks up my sleeve!
My percentage of wins? Ninety-two. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,433 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'incontinent viper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There was once an incontinent viper
Who desperately needed a diaper,
But he wasn't too happy
'Bout wearing a nappy,
When grass made a better asp-wiper. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,759 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flash control'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To remove lines of text in a flash:
Control-X you can press (not the dash).
The words will be cut
To be pasted soon. But
This is not like deleting to trash. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,577 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'higgs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> God's particle? What are you smoking?
(Oh, sorry, I see you were joking.)
That boson, the Higgs,
Made the science do jigs:
Deep secrets at last are uncloaking. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,882 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She's a show-stopper—wows every gig
Where she sings. Boy, she'll make it real big!
You're in show biz, so why
Don't you give her a try?
Sign her up. She's a gold mine. Go dig! <LIMERICK_END> | 61,564 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dad would'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Raising clouds from the cinders and ash,
Dad would rattle the grate with a crash.
To the garden I'd go
For the dustbin, and throw
Out the mess with the family's trash. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,685 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plain cactuses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a thorny old question. Suppose
That there's more than just one desert rose.
Is it cacti said where
There's a prickly pair,
Or plain cactuses? Nobody knows. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,315 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lili blonde'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As "Falling in Love Again" dies
From a screen where The Blue Angel flies,
The old and the fond
Dream of Lili, a blonde
Now cheering the troops in the skies. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,540 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'recline'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A basic skill's walking the line:
One foot, then the other just fine.
But my muscles won't work:
I don't walk I just jerk!
Abasic, I have to recline. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,950 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'duplicate ends'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Epanadiplosis can claim
To mean "first and last words are the same",
As in: Aim to tell friends
'Bout the duplicate ends
Of this sentence; again I say, aim. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,545 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flying fish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fleet flying fish, why do you fly?
I flee predators into the sky.
I can sail 50 meters
From all those big eaters,
Of whom there's an oversupply. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,285 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stretch limousine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A stretch limousine, so it seems,
Is beyond all of my wildest dreams,
As are millions of bucks,
And some gold-plated trucks,
Since I try not to think in extremes. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,129 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fangle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my son-in-law asked, "What's a fangle?"
I replied, "Jack, the truth I won't mangle.
It's a bauble; it's bling,
But a newly made thing,
Like an oddly shaped gold plastic bangle." <LIMERICK_END... | 52,649 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jalopy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our son bought a beat-up jalopy;
It's rusted and busted and sloppy.
Though it isn't quite drivable,
He hopes it's revivable
With money from Mommy and Poppy. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,152 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beaker folk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Archeologists, sifting their pits,
Found that beaker-like pots lay in bits.
They needed a name
For the people to blame.
They chose Beaker folk for them. It fits! <LIMERICK_END> | 21,840 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'farmer max'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm afraid farmer Max has been lax
In protecting his hemp and his flax.
I see dewrotting there,
A depressing affair,
Caused by sun, rain, and dew. See the cracks? <LIMERICK_END> | 33,031 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gutless wonder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cowardly fellah Down Under
Gets commonly called gutless wonder.
He runs from a fight
At the hint of a slight,
And he'll never own up to a blunder. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,923 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'autology'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I completed my four-year degree
In autology. Now I can see
Finding work may be hard,
Since so many regard
It as worthless: I majored in me. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,918 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'collider'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A collider is built to bombard
Tiny targets with particles, hard,
And the energy's high
When the physicists vie
For its use, since the losers are scarred. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,179 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'biramous'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Biramous a natural state
Of a lobster claw served on a plate,
Or a viper's forked tongue,
In a zoo, there among
Lingual shapes typifying the trait. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,773 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crown colony'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the King (or the Queen) says it's grand
To take over some other folk's land,
A Crown Colony's chartered.
Those natives not martyred
Are ruled with a cruel iron hand. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,920 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fool bessie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Stir your bones, twerp, and gear up the mule,"
Sis demands; she must think me a fool.
Bessie bridles at bridling.
She druther stand idling
Than hitch to some burdensome tool. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,753 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leaders'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When their power's unbalanced and checkless,
Those in office, our leaders, get reckless.
If in check they're not kept,
Some will turn out inept,
If not foolhardy, feeble, and feckless. <LIMERICK_... | 26,963 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alpaca'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The alpaca is kin to the llama.
Its wool makes a cozy pajama.
The two beasts are mammals,
Related to camels.
Enough, my boy. Go bother Mama. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,991 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anodes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A poem about anodes—an ode:
Ions flew where the current once flowed,
While electrons abide
And collect and collide
To one side of their current abode. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,221 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nighties'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now Jill's married (Frank thinks this is rotten!),
See-through nighties are largely forgotten.
And what's taken the place
Of thin, delicate lace?
It's all thick adiaphanous cotton. <LIMERICK_END... | 21,861 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'felt saul'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many Christians felt Saul's zealous fist
'Til the Lord asked the man to desist,
Then to get on His side
And to write (have you tried
This Apostle's Epistles to list?). <LIMERICK_END> | 14,802 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'taco em'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Come to taco me, Emily, chum?"
"Taco Em" came to: "Coat me in rum!"
"Why coat Em?" Tom Ace thought.
"When to Mace her I ought."
"You're a comet—you had me at 'Come'!" <LIMERICK_END> | 24,652 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'devoting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I have finally made up my mind;
I'm devoting myself to mankind.
As I wrote in my notes,
I've burned bridges and boats,
And that means I've left nothing behind. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,736 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wearing thong'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sir, your daughter's been called on the mat
For just wearing a thong and a hat
When she waltzed into school.
Twenty kids called her cool,
But our dress code is stricter than that. <LIMERICK... | 36,287 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tonsils'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> First, open your toothbrushing kit.
Use some toothpaste and rub on that grit.
Then gargle (that's slosh
Antiseptic) to wash
Out your mouth and your tonsils. Now spit. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,988 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'appeals arbitrational'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If despite all appeals arbitrational
Your relations are still confrontational,
You can vent all your spite
In the memoirs you write,
Gaining fortune from schisms sensational. <LIMER... | 2,495 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hens overnighted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every morning I'm thrilled and delighted
By the gifts that my hens overnighted.
Fried in ones, twos, or threes
With some sausage and cheese
In an omelet? I get so egg-cited! <LIMERICK_EN... | 43,546 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bloodhound'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My bloodhound, whose outlook I'd say
Is quite down in the mouth, has a way
Of looking real glum,
But has fun with his chum
Proving every dog has his day. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,544 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mayonnaise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A mayonnaise-loving young goalie
Would make up huge drums of aioli
From crates full of egg,
Lemon juice by the keg,
And garlic in volumes unholy. <LIMERICK_END> | 61 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cows thought'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a farmer named Jim
Who beamed, full of joy to the brim,
When he saw udders swell.
Bovine dames rang his bell.
(We don't know what the cows thought of him.) <LIMERICK_END> | 40,319 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kermit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hear that chorus of ribbits and choking?
That's the sound of amphibians croaking.
Our creation of smog
Spells the end for the frog.
That's why Kermit is so antismoking. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,860 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dear means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dear me! is the way that a dame —
Some guys too may politely exclaim,
Perhaps feeling some shame
Or when taking the blame.
Yes, Oh dear! means exactly the same. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,205 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crashes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The computer: I'd sure like to know
If it's friend or instead if it's foe.
We buy it then find
That we're losing our mind
When it crashes and causes such woe. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,919 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'witch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Croaked the witch, as she stirred her big kettle,
"I'm feeling in very fine fettle—
Full of vigor and life.
Now, where is my big knife?
Hors d'oeuvre Hansel was great; dinner's Gretel." <LIMERICK_E... | 50,520 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gabriella'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Gabriella's no prude—here's the thing:
She just wants what a marriage can bring.
"Hanky-panky? I'm not
About to do squat
With a guy till he gives me a ring." <LIMERICK_END> | 26,680 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'railroad cars'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Railroad cars must be coupled to run.
To uncouple, disjunction is done —
A rail worker may sever
Car connections; however,
That is rare once the journey's begun. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,854 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ancient egyptian'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Amarna, an ancient Egyptian
Had fits that defied all description—
So intense and horrific
That no hieroglyphic
Could capture the English: conniption. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,708 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pud means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Things to do" is the gist of agenda;
"Things to add" is the thrust of addenda.
N-d-a's how we say
"It must happen this way!"
Pud- means "shame"; guess the pith of pudenda. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,175 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seafloor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since the seafloor dives down at the edge
Of a continent's plate, I'd allege
That the surface gets scraped,
And the scrapings reshaped
To produce an accretionary wedge. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,202 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old ship'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The vessel had sailed, for the most
Part, along the old Barbary Coast.
A guest wondered why
The old ship remained nigh.
"It's a clipper, mein Herr," said his host. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,428 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'benthos'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I have deep and abiding devotion
For what lives on the floor of the ocean.
There's nothing profounder
Than coral and flounder:
The benthos is God's greatest notion. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,844 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poor kent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said a hopeful investor named Kent,
"My cutoff point's twenty percent
For profits from rents."
But soon market events
Left poor Kent with a deal he'd lament. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,079 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bayonne'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You've got to be kidding," I said.
"Will I move to Bayonne? When I'm dead!
I don't care Sandra Dee
Came from there; don't you see?
She got out—I'll stay put here instead." <LIMERICK_END> | 3,289 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'engaged'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She is young; she's engaged, and she's proud—
Likes to show off her ring to a crowd.
Her fiance is fifty
But his bod is still nifty,
And his face?—apple-cheeked and smooth-browed. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,202 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trail'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> After five or six days (I forget),
Heavy rain's made the trail here a threat.
There's a pond in the path,
And I don't want a bath,
So we detour; no need to get wet. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,507 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the ring he takes many a thump.
Now his ear is misshapen: a lump
Called a cauliflower ear.
He should quit, but I fear
He's a battle-scarred, foolhardy chump. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,263 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'certain leaves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Certain leaves will grow opposite, pairing
On stems, and at right angles bearing
To those next below.
See them artfully grow
À la cross-armed: it's sunlight they're sharing. <LIMERICK_END... | 41,193 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'compellative'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The compellative: alternate name
For the vocative case—they're the same.
As they've dropped out of use,
You will need no excuse
To ignore them—'twill bring you no shame. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,438 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chamber pots'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Is a fire breaking out? No excuses:
Handy chamber pots have other uses.
There's one under your bed.
So be calm, use your head,
And be thankful for bodily juices. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,123 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ciceronianisms abound'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ciceronianisms abound
In Phil's speech; these he feels are profound;
And although I'm aware
That it's mostly hot air,
There's a nice oratorical sound. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,528 |
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