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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'expropriated land'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My expropriated land's now a jail.
They took fields where I'd tried to grow kale.
I was hopin' they would
'Cause they paid me real good,
And them kale crops here half the time fail. <LI... | 52,330 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chef boy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Finding Chef Boy-Ar-Dee in a can
Prompts a joke that I wish we could ban.
There is no need to shout:
"Let him out, let him out!"
It's just pasta, and not a canned man. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,372 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'business trip'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My business trip? Rather hilarious!
Much work, but diversions quite various.
The firm offered gin
You could drown yourself in—
And a few of the treats were nefarious. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,624 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'day card'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Son, I've read it. I'm still at a loss;
Your allusions don't quite come across
'Cause you're trying too hard.
It's a Father's Day card
So darn cryptic it begs for a gloss. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,869 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'king aegeus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> King Aegeus sent Theseus to fame;
The Minotaur's life he would claim.
Dad thought the lad failed
When his ship was black-sailed:
The Aegean now bears the King's name. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,616 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flubs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What an airhead—she's hopeless, a ditz,
What a screw-up! I lapse into fits
When I give her a task.
Is it too much to ask?
But she flubs every time. She's the pits. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,339 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'quorum'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Having failed at attracting a quorum
To the "Manners and Etiquette" forum,
The group fell to blows
While comparing their clothes —
A deplorable breach of decorum. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,520 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aliferous means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You can say it of so many things:
Museums, the castles of kings,
The ant, when it breeds,
And the covers of seeds —
Aliferous means it has wings. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,961 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wear additive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If the oil in your engine's too thick,
Buy an anti-wear additive quick.
It reduces the grinding,
Abrading, and binding
Of parts that might otherwise stick. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,745 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ailanthus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some facts on ailanthus to tell:
Tree of heaven we call it as well;
Once prized as exotic;
Invasive, chaotic;
Its nickname should be tree from Hell. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,557 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'banstickle fish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you look very closely, you'll find
That a banstickle fish is three-spined.
Fishy rivals he jabs
Will be food for the crabs,
Or at least to the seabed consigned. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,120 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dredger'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dredger's a kind of a boat
That cleans up a harbour or moat
By scooping up mud,
And similar crud,
From the bottom so vessels can float. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,411 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spice vagina'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our newspaper recently hired
An agony uncle admired
For his clearcut advice,
Plus his writing has spice.
(A vagina's no longer required.) <LIMERICK_END> | 56,333 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yellow green'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His knowledge of colors was loose.
The one that he thought was chartreuse
(That's a bright yellow-green)
Was the shade of my spleen —
What the color definers call puce. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,171 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'appear stoic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My philosophy may appear stoic—
That life on the Earth's cosmozoic.
When you think you're the issue
Of a Martian's used tissue,
It's hard to feel very heroic. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,873 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'heart burst'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I don't love you." (It sounded rehearsed.)
I would lie if I said my heart burst.
'Tween the rumble of thunder
And love—which, I wonder,
Can manage to die away first? <LIMERICK_END> | 35,492 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'musical fishermen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What do musical fishermen get
From the surf when they first cast a net?
Can they pull from the swells
Clapping ivory shells
For a musical instrument set? <LIMERICK_END> | 9,440 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'one hen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the ash-breasted tit-tyrant bird
Looks to mate, there's one hen that's preferred.
It's the black-breasted tit
That he'll look for and git
For some S&M frolics; my word! <LIMERICK_END> | 7,212 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drift stones'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In old Cornwall's the village of Drift,
Where the guide must give tourists short shrift:
"On your right stand Drift Stones.
End of tour," he intones.
So most visitors go away miffed. <LIMERI... | 37,995 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stereotypical cabbie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Who's your stereotypical cabbie?
He is either excessively gabby,
From a terrorist nation,
Or loves altercation,
Or sullen, ill-tempered, and crabby. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,805 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'said winken'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said Winken to Blinken and Nod,
"This nurs'ry life's awfully odd.
Here we lie, in a shoe,
An extremely young crew—
Unworldly, unwashed, and unshod." <LIMERICK_END> | 2,829 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pregnant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A woman's the happiest when
She is barefoot and pregnant. Her yen
Is to cook and to clean
And have kids in between.
Who came up with such poppycock? Men. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,973 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yellow trumpets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As winter prepares to depart,
Yellow trumpets declare a fresh start.
Their announcement is seen,
More than heard, on the green,
When each daffodil opens its heart. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,139 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In sickness and also in health;
To share body and soul (and my wealth):
I said, "Yes, this I vow,"
But I disavow now,
As I plan my departure in stealth. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,296 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'renal filtration'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Willem Kolff showed that dialyzation
Could replace failing renal filtration;
And he did it, what's more,
In the thick of the war,
While resisting the Reich's occupation. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,000 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tetherball game'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The next tetherball game that you play,
Try impressing your friends when you say,
"The centripetal force
Keeps the ball on its course
And prevents it from flying away." <LIMERICK_END> | 21,287 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plant reproduces'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An autogamous plant reproduces
By putting its cells to good uses;
Both species of germ
Cell, the ova and sperm
Are its own, so it has no excuses. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,865 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'concentration camps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Concentration camps sought to create
A mirage with a sign at the gate.
It read Arbeit macht frei,
("Work brings freedom")—a lie
To the Jews due to die out of hate. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,775 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'creeps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm anthropophobic—it's much
Of the reason I stay out of touch.
People give me the creeps,
Which is fine cuz it keeps
Me at home writing limericks and such. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,788 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'new chopper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I bought a new chopper last night;
Had to bury the old one from sight.
Seems the neighbor cat's missing
With his yowling and hissing—
He put up a mighty good fight. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,825 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bodyguard klaus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am wealthy and famous, it's said.
So you fans better watch where you tread!
Set a foot near my house,
And my bodyguard, Klaus,
Will protect me by shooting you dead! <LIMERICK_END> | 29,169 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wires'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just a theory for wires with labels?
No, it's more: it's a tool that enables
Us to find and to show
Voltage field, current flow,
Both in nerves and in undersea cables. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,903 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'colonists came'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When we colonists came face to face
With the helpful, indigenous race,
We built a new state,
But in time came to hate
Them and chased them from our new place. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,344 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'confidence comes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm older and life's more assuring;
Real confidence comes with maturing.
Neuroses are over,
I'm sitting in clover.
I'm not merely old, I'm enduring! <LIMERICK_END> | 1,450 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'whales nasty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This family's not very nice.
Stay away from them—that's my advice.
On the fin or the tail
Of a dolphin or whale
Are Cyamidae—whales' nasty lice. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,658 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'holy oil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Holy oil fills the pastoral vial
For anointing the sickly whose trial
Causes grievous distress;
Touched with chrism to bless,
Healing enters, beyond all denial. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,458 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'peru captain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When he flew to Peru, Captain Pugh
Played his didgeridoo in the loo,
Till the crew had a fit,
Begging, "Pugh, will you quit
With that ludicrous bit of bamboo!" <LIMERICK_END> | 32,351 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'garden mushroom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In our garden, a mushroom appears:
Funky Clathrus—red lattice-work spheres.
What a stink! (Phew! humungous!)
The smell of this fungus
Has totally brought us to tears. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,819 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'say agnatic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To describe patrilineal kin
Your adjective options are thin.
When feeling emphatic
You might say agnatic
Is the only right word-choice therein. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,973 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'divine alexandrians'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Christology's greatest debate,
The Antiochene school carries weight.
"Our Lord Christ," they opine,
"Was more flesh than divine."
Alexandrians say, "Now, just wait!" <LIMERICK_END> | 15,336 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nomenclature code'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Combined nomenclature's a code
That the EU Commission's bestowed
On the goods that we trade
So that tariffs are paid
In a logical, organized mode. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,449 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lord hoard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many tales are farfetched, we agree.
See our hero, the handsome marquis,
With his magical sword,
Gain the Dragon Lord's hoard —
Epic action and home before tea. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,557 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crevice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A crevice is not a crevasse;
It's smaller and simpler to pass.
It's never as wide,
And you can't fall inside:
On the whole, nowhere near the same class. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,172 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'splashed amaranthum'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a doctor from Grantham,
Who told me I had an exanthem.
I knew in a flash
What he thought was a rash,
Was in fact where I'd splashed amaranthum. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,693 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'two lenses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Two lenses, one flint and one crown,
Form the doublet, design of renown.
Modern achromats vie
With the trilobite eye
In the way aberration's kept down. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,231 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diphyllobothrium worm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This long parasite should make you squirm:
It's a Diphyllobothrium worm.
That fish dish you thought cool?
Make a wish check your stool.
You know how. Do it now, not next term. <LIM... | 40,340 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'facebook'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Social networking? Facebook's my choice.
For my friends," declared Royce, "it's my voice.
If my luck's good or bad;
If I'm happy or sad,
Buddies help me to grieve and rejoice." <LIMERICK_END> | 49,173 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spin doctors'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Savvy spin doctors make a tale tall.
Any loss is no trouble at all:
"It's an incomplete win!"
That's the art of the spin!
Breezy bafflegab cushions a fall. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,634 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'loan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My bank says this loan is renewable.
Can I lower the payments? It's doable,
But I'll pay a lot more
Than I would have before,
As it seems that the interest's accruable. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,668 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kicking balls'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Would you like to play soccer today?
We can do it the easiest way
With my home foosball game."
"Twisting rods? Jeez, that's lame,
Getting kicks 'kicking' balls on a tray." <LIMERICK_END> | 55,719 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shipboard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bull's-eye on shipboard? It's handy
For connecting up rigging just dandy
At sea or in port.
It's also a sort
Of extremely hard globular candy. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,930 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cardholder new'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cardholder, new in September
To Visa (a platinum member),
Was shocked and made ill
By the first monthly bill,
So she canceled the card in November. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,897 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'potatoes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some folk find it odd, a surprise,
That potatoes (the tubers) have eyes.
They're the buds, nascent shoots,
For the top-growth and roots—
All en route to more hash browns and fries. <LIMERICK_END... | 46,297 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'navy behest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Young men in the past were impressed
Into service by force or arrest.
Some were given a ride
By the crimpers who plied
Them with booze at the Navy's behest. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,915 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shamus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My cousin's a true ignoramus;
Highschool dropout, he works as a shamus.
His celebrious case
Brought him shameful disgrace,
When it ought to have rendered him famous. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,085 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grades'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Rotten raw scores that came as no shock:
She should certainly flunk the whole flock,
'Cause that's what we deserve.
But she grades on a curve,
And compared to the morons, I rock. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,739 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glutton man'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The glutton, a man known to binge,
Was feeling a ravenous twinge:
"There's a huge Picnic sign!
This is my time to dine!"
In small letters? "A drama by Inge." <LIMERICK_END> | 14,014 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wife handwriting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I don't think that I'm speaking unfairly.
My wife's handwriting—legible? Rarely!
Like this note for the store:
"Peanuts (something) or more."
It's decipherable, yes, but just barely. <LI... | 32,824 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We're confederates, all in alliance
Against teachers of animal science.
They want us to slice
Up these nice little mice.
We are one in our act of defiance. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,108 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'berg'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A berg is a huge piece of ice
That can act as a wrecking device.
It may cause a large rip
In the hull of a ship
That will sink, with a high human price. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,337 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'three pies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A slice of cherpumple is filling,
Though your diet it's bound to be killing.
Take three pies and then bake
The whole lot wrapped in cake.
As desserts go, it's thoroughly thrilling! <LIMERICK_E... | 61,648 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'violins simply'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A band has three sections, it's true.
There are woodwinds, there's brass, and a slew
Of percussionists—done!
Why don't strings join the fun?
Sax and violins simply won't do! <LIMERICK_END> | 4,071 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'goat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The goat in one game, you should note,
Wins the "Head Up His Ass Today" vote,
So it's odd then to see
This same person can be
Highly praised later on as the GOAT. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,478 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'legumes farinata'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Farination means "turning to flour."
Those chickpeas just took me an hour.
Why grind a whole lotta
Legumes? Farinata,
A flatbread I bake and devour. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,647 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cucurbitins worms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "See? Cucurbitins worms." "You say what?
They eat cucumbers?" "Anything but.
Growing 80 feet long
And segmented but strong,
They are tapeworms and live in your gut." <LIMERICK_END> | 35,325 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'booze'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my buddy has had a few brews,
Then felicitously always he'll choose
To deliver his keys
To my keeping; he sees
That he can't seem to drive, for the booze. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,174 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hussar captain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The 8th Hussar captain said, "Sarge,
Their batt'ries of cannon are large.
I will not deny
We are likely to die
Ahorse in this cavalry charge." <LIMERICK_END> | 18,954 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alchemist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The alchemist's gimmick with heat,
G.E. and its wizards would beat.
Countless ovens were sold
In the athanor's mold,
And transmuted to gold on the Street. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,894 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'funny farm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I can't locate a chicken or hen,
Nor pigs eating slop in a pen.
Haven't seen any clowns.
Just some hospital gowns.
Why's it labeled a "funny farm" then? <LIMERICK_END> | 53,771 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spruce planks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For my floor I'll use spruce planks, or pine;
Once they're sanded and stained they'll look fine.
These are boards known as deal,
With a rustic appeal.
(I will varnish to seal and add shine.... | 39,960 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alien'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A person of some foreign race
Or a little green being from space:
Whatever their kind,
In each case you'll find
An alien's not from your place. <LIMERICK_END> | 31 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seaboard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For edge, what's a five-letter word?
An answer, uncommonly heard,
Is board—it's surviving
In seaboard, deriving
From border. (I'm sort of a nerd.) <LIMERICK_END> | 7,916 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prediction jack'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My prediction, Jack? This must be said:
You're in trouble. You're lacking the bread
And you suck at campaigning.
With endorsers abstaining,
You're as good as hate saying this! dead. <LI... | 63,089 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hennish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the henhouse I'll give you a peek
At my biddy—a prize Dominique.
In a slate-colored gown,
She lays eggs that are brown.
She's unique with her hennish mystique. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,307 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'needing straw'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With a hole in his tooth Count Drac saw
A good dentist, who froze his poor jaw,
Filled the tooth, and said, "Bud,
If you want to suck blood,
For some hours you'll be needing a straw." <LIME... | 51,754 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'containerization'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The containerization of trade
Saw the crime on the waterfront fade.
Once a company locks
All its brands in a box,
There's a shocking amount to be made. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,263 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'zeus would'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You can wish, you can hope, you can pray,
Ask benevolent gods to obey.
But they don't give a crap —
Zeus would much rather zap
You with lightning and blow you away. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,489 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'catacombs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Neath the city the catacombs run,
Bringing water and power—each one
Helping people who live
Up above. Dare we give
To this network its place in the sun? <LIMERICK_END> | 12,050 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I bring you a cake to divide,
But you cut several pieces too wide.
Then you villainous bums
Leave me nothing but crumbs.
Where's my chance to be first to decide? <LIMERICK_END> | 35,729 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amblypoda showed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Amblypoda showed up, and I blinked;
My surprise was profound and distinct.
With those short, stumpy feet
The sight sure was a treat,
For both mammal and term are extinct. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,157 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'planting tree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Carbon offsetting's goals I can see,
But should I ponder planting a tree
When those four-by-fours drink
Our resources? I think
That their drivers should walk just like me. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,821 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blister'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every student of physics now knows
Where the lost binding energy goes,
And how Sol, in collusion
With hydrogen fusion,
Can blister the end of your nose. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,413 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'farrier daughter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The farrier's daughter was tarrying
Because she objected to marrying
A man without strength.
She admitted, at length,
Over thresholds the man does the carrying. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,890 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dictyomas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dictyomas are known to arise
In the eyes. It is not a surprise
That they must be removed
So that vision's improved,
Though they're really quite tiny in size. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,876 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'country tibet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Autonomous Region's the way
The Chinese are referring today
To the country Tibet,
But with little regret
That Tibetans they rule have no say. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,602 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dr hook'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dr. Hook got their foot in the door
Via film with a Silverstein score.
Then came "Sylvia's Mother"
And all of their other
Great songs humor, ballads and more. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,804 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fergie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bill's beat is municipal courts,
While Fergie's are fashion and sports.
Since their editors choose,
It's a subset of news
That a journalist mostly reports. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,145 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'explain means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To demystify, clarify, spell
Out, all mean just the same. It's to quell
Any doubt in one's mind.
If you look up you'll find
To explain means the selfsame as well. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,714 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hundred candles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My mind has gone blank, don't you know?
I've memories somewhere… no show.
A century's span
Was never my plan
And that round hundred candles can blow… <LIMERICK_END> | 41,117 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bletchley park'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> North of London, the Bletchley Park acres
Became home to the movers and shakers
Who, throughout a long war,
Would great victories score.
There some worked as Enigma code breakers. <LIMERIC... | 53,605 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gazing globe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My gazing globe gives a reflection
Of my yard, seen from every direction.
My daisies, my home
And my fierce garden gnome
All are shown in the chrome, to perfection. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,955 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old shawl'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My old aunt stayed at home, not comportable;
Saw the tennis court's moss: it's not sportable;
Asked a gardener to call,
And took off her old shawl
So she'd look like she might be consortable. <... | 25,974 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clap contracted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The new antibiotic ensured
That the clap I'd contracted was cured.
But they tested my blood,
Found it loaded with crud.
It's the afterclap news that's endured. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,772 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cluster beans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Far-off India's where they are from,
And these cluster beans give us guar gum,
Which gives thickness to food.
Though its name may seem crude,
To its charms the food chemists succumb. <LIMER... | 29,258 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'raves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He raves on—like a brook, unabated,
He keeps babbling and babbling. His hated
Logorrhea is awful—
They should make it unlawful.
You'll take him away? We're elated! <LIMERICK_END> | 17,644 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breasts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Boy, that chick's got nice apples!" (Oh, brother!)
"I would rather you ogled some other
'Hot slut,' as you say.
Yes, her breasts are OK.
I'll convey your kind words—that's my mother." <LIMERICK_... | 35,296 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wonders'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This great room's a true cabinet of wonders,
Of God's triumphs, perhaps, and His blunders.
Here are portraits and rings
And strange skeletal things,
All on view at the home of its funders. <LIMER... | 43,389 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ambushing people'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I think ambushing people's an art:
You must not make a sound from the start,
But bad-ass banditos
Eat beans and burritos—
What skill it must take not to fart! <LIMERICK_END> | 3,588 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'king coak'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Your vocation?" was asked of the bloke,
And he didn't reply as a joke.
Then his offhand remarks
Brought arrest by the narcs—
"I am known in this town as King Coak!" <LIMERICK_END> | 28,081 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'reaper requires'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An attachment the reaper requires:
Long fingers of wood, braced with wires,
Well aligned with the blade.
And this cage is his aid:
The cradle scythe meets his desires. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,311 |
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