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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cheques'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They are cheques that you find at the bank,
At the counter in fact, and they're blank.
They're supplied with goodwill
And might well fill the bill.
(Oh, that's "checks" if you spell like a Yank.)... | 41,184 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'veins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In my leg, I had veins I could spare.
Now my surgeon has moved them from there
To a place where they'll be
Much more useful to me.
And so now autotransplants I bear. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,467 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'like hawk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My uncle is quite like a hawk.
Not of eyesight nor mien do I talk.
His accipitral trait
Is one far less sedate.
He eats rodent and snake please don't gawk. <LIMERICK_END> | 108 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drug runner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The drug runner's abject depravity
Filled customs officials with gravity.
He staged quite a tantrum
When, searching his antrum,
They found some cocaine in that cavity. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,440 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barrett'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of the merits of Barrett the cop,
His abidingness ranks near the top.
Every shift, he'll retreat
To his Krispy Kreme beat,
And he's not bloody likely to stop. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,675 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'delivery goods'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A delivery? Goods from a store,
Or a throw by a pitcher; what's more,
How you lecture, or maybe,
The birth of a baby,
Or rescue by God from life's war. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,847 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sunblock'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My penis is blistered! Folks stare
And they tell me, too late, to take care.
Other nudists here say,
"If you sunbathe all day,
First apply some good sunblock 'down there'." <LIMERICK_END> | 42,194 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aphid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When an aphid is sucking a leaf,
It's the bottom that's getting the grief.
This abaxial side
Is a place he can hide.
Eat on top and his life could be brief. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,446 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick renown'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The city of Limerick's renown
Is its comical poetry crown:
Nowhere else has a verse
As amusing and terse
To its name—there's no haiku-based town. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,689 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'empathetic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Empathetic was Bubba: a whiz
At feeling one's pain, although his,
Some think, main claim to fame
Was defending his shame
By debating the meaning of is. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,009 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'space rocket'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our space rocket roars towards the sky.
As it soars, there's a bomb on board. Why?
Should the flight go awry,
We'll destroy it up high.
If it's out of control, it's goodbye. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,794 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tender show'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Attendance is low at my shows,
And those who attend tend to doze.
I would render a tender
Show-ending surrender,
But that would upset their repose. <LIMERICK_END> | 953 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'morals'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He loves us and yet lets us die.
Even knowing the truth he will lie.
He uses his morals
To justify quarrels.
He sure is a real backward guy. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,562 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alberta'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Alberta there's cold in the air,
And I'm ailing, but not in despair.
My Canadian spree
Is to pharmacies, see?
I fill my prescriptions up there. <LIMERICK_END> | 770 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'although although'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a difference 'tween "though" and "although,"
Although it is subtle, I know.
Use "though" when in doubt;
The linguists won't shout.
Tho spell it like this? I say "NO!" <LIMERICK... | 279 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'faye takes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Faye takes cortisone pills every day
To keep inflammation at bay.
Now her face, she has found,
Has become very round;
Her facies is "moon," the docs say. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,186 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'edged stem'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An ancipitous (double-edged) stem
Is as flat as a sheet at the hem,
Whether cotton or satin.
"Two headed" in Latin;
You won't find too many of them. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,676 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'city cabby'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The life of a big city cabby
Is enough to make anyone crabby.
Drive a cab in New York
And you'll sure pop your cork
Between traffic and passengers gabby. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,113 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fungus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For us humans, it isn't exotic
To be, fungus-like, eukaryotic,
For what this mostly means
Is that all of our genes
Are together, not scattered, chaotic. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,936 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'haitian'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My friend (who is not a relation)
Belongs to the same generation
As I. He was born
On the very same morn,
But he, unlike me, is a Haitian. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,032 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'girl scouts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I just love dirty girl scouts. It's not
What you think; if it's Baileys you've got,
Crème de menthe (green or white)
And some vodka on site
With Kahlúa, then give it a shot. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,473 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'borescope'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Need to look into engines and more,
All without disassembly and chore?
There's a neat optic widget
The size of your digit:
The borescope! Now go and explore! <LIMERICK_END> | 5,195 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'egg transportation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The tunnels for egg transportation
Are fallopian tubes. Ovulation
Occurs: eggs are freed
From the ovaries. Seed
Penetration means fertilization. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,814 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'narcotic addiction'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The drug addict has a disease
That can bring a strong man to his knees.
An awful affliction,
Narcotic addiction
Is rarely defeated with ease. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,567 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pete grandnephew'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Pete's grandnephew (the son of his niece)
Is forever disturbing the peace:
Plays his music too loud;
Of his hot rod he's proud.
Neighbors frequently call the police. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,650 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fruits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These fruits of my loins are bad kids.
They display to the world only ids.
I am sick of all three —
You can have them for free!
(They're on eBay, but nobody bids.) <LIMERICK_END> | 64,333 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eosinophils help'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In your blood there's a swell kind of cell:
Eosinophils help you get well.
An invasion site found?
Send this leukocyte hound—
Those intruders are bound to catch hell. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,459 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jeb dreams'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Jeb! was first in the race, but it seems
When a loud-mouthed competitor screams
"He's low-energy!", Jeb!
Sees his poll numbers ebb;
The new front-runner trumps all Jeb!'s dreams. <LIMERICK_END... | 56,379 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'commandry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's lost his commandry today,
Having gone from the rules far astray.
He was so heavy-handed,
His command was disbanded;
The brass had to put him away. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,272 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'graduation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In oppression for so many years,
With burdens that brought us to tears,
We forgot how one lives
And the joys freedom gives.
Graduation! Let's break out the beers! <LIMERICK_END> | 54,726 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hide bookend'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> First editions I never would hide.
A bookend supports either side
Of the row on my shelf,
And I dust them myself
As they're priceless, and Grandfather's pride. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,054 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fossil fuel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are many ways under the sun
We can power what has to be done
Without getting too hot;
Fossil fuel is not
A remotely defensible one. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,503 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dustin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a manner determined by fate
(That is, destinably), Dustin's my mate.
I was dating his brother
When Connie, their mother,
Confided, "That son's second rate." <LIMERICK_END> | 50,833 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'comparison test'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the ladder of life, what's your fate?
Is existence the pits or top rate?
The comparison test
Will always work best
Looking downward. That way you'll feel great. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,250 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'named flamingo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A gray-hair, très chère, named Flamingo
Eschewed naughty words in her lingo;
Never dared to say "Fo!"
Like a commonplace schmo,
'Cept when one of her cronies yelled "Bingo!" <LIMERICK_END> | 8,510 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'horse race'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are folks who succumb to a weakness
For races like Belmont and Preakness.
But there's only one horse
Race I'll bet on—the course
To the White House—a sign of my geekness? <LIMERICK_END> | 22,095 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'love twitter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I love Twitter! It's sure hard to beat
Getting agitprop out on the street.
My followers follow
Each word. And they swallow
All lies and half-truths that I tweet. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,798 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hemorrhoid oft'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though a hemorrhoid oft tends to be heinous,
It's not all that's a pain in the anus:
There are drivers who swerve,
Smokers pluck my last nerve,
And my boss, king of heartburn and grayness.... | 15,010 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'warrant outstanding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was an arrant young cad
So wholly, outstandingly bad,
His deeds such a torrent
Of ill, that I'll warrant
A warrant outstanding he had. <LIMERICK_END> | 536 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cyclamen cool'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Men on bikes? No, they're flowers, you fool!
Small and red, white or pink, as a rule.
See, each delicate stem
Holds its own dainty gem —
Bloom or leaf: yes, the cyclamen's cool. <LIMERICK_E... | 31,505 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ephemerists strive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Here today, gone tomorrow," they say.
There are things that should pass—fade away.
But ephemerists strive
To keep past things alive,
Saving transient scraps from the day. <LIMERICK_EN... | 46,928 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'green pelts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In my life I have never once seen
Any gal wearing fur that was green.
When the furriers plead,
"It's green pelts that we need,"
I'm assuming that's not what they mean. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,694 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disk file'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My disk file's too large and won't fit
On the drive where I want it to sit.
In the malls I now forage
To buy some more storage—
See a store called "The Byte and the Bit." <LIMERICK_END> | 48,078 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anadama bread'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An American loaf made with yeast,
Anadama bread's from the Northeast.
Bake a flour-cornmeal dough
That is sweetened just so
With molasses in bread pans, well greased. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,485 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blue goose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Canadian blue goose will show
Dark plumage in summer, although
In winter it's white
To stay out of sight.
As for me? I'd be blue head to toe. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,068 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'evil spirits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Evil spirits are gone hip-hooray!
Exsufflation once more saves the day.
Are there devils about?
Priests need only breathe out;
Exhalation blows demons away. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,500 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dana cavedaughter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dana's cavedaughter deigned to remark,
"Dad, our dim, dingy cave needs a spark!"
"It's a problem I'll handle—
I'll cook up the candle
So you won't go on cursing the dark." <LIMERICK_EN... | 22,605 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chemoradiotherapy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Chemoradiotherapy gets
Together two therapy sets:
Chemotherapy and
Radiation—they're grand
To fight cancer and some other threats. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,843 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flannel fay'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On cold nights it is flannel Fay favors;
The soft, fine-napped fabric Fay savors.
When hot, she'll choose silk:
Skimpy jams of that ilk,
But her beau prefers nothing—Fay wavers. <LIMERICK_END... | 52,278 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'contravariance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Function F has parameter P
Of type S; and another type T
That derives from that class
Is a P you can pass
Into F. Contravariance, see? <LIMERICK_END> | 22,312 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rossini diva'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A soprano from west Bujumbura
Sang opera with verve and bravura,
Excelled at Bellini
And conquered Rossini—
A diva, a coloratura. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,489 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pest might'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a drunk or a meal's eighty-sixed,
He's cut off, or it's cancelled (they're nixed),
Or a burdensome pest
Might be banned, for the best
And for ever, with feelings unmixed. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,550 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gal subpoena'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cop in a Rio cantina
Serves an Amazon gal a subpoena.
When she lets out a roar,
He bolts for the door,
For hell hath no fury like Xena. <LIMERICK_END> | 682 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poisoned bezoar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When poisoned, a bezoar's the cure
But not one you'd want to endure.
It's a stone from the gut
Of a ruminant, but
Its use remains slightly obscure. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,767 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glaze'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The conciator measures and weighs
All the ashes and sand for each glaze
And salts them precisely.
He melts the mess nicely
Then works it and tempers its craze. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,265 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'charge interaction'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The force of repulsion/attraction
Of electric charge-charge interaction
Shows decreasing persistence
With the square of the distance
(The divisor in Coulomb's law's fraction). <LIMERIC... | 18,736 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'truncated flight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you pilot a plane, day or night,
And you don't want a truncated flight,
Just be sure that you tell
Other planes "ASL"
When you're asked your location and height. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,887 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mention celery'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mention celery—I have a hunch
You'll link vegetable sticks to a crunch.
Blanched and fibrous—a treat,
Better salted—go eat
It: a noise-filled aside to a lunch. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,148 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'galaxies light'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> De Vaucouleurs' law, almost right
For elliptical galaxies' light,
Says the dimming he saw
Was a fourth-power law
From the core to the blackness of night. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,224 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'guarding aircraft'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've been standing all day in the heat
Guarding aircraft on solid concrete.
When my shift is all through
I know just what I'll do:
Get some sack time to ease my poor feet. <LIMERICK_END... | 46,480 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dysautonomia meaning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dysautonomia's meaning is broad;
It has so many syndromes, I'm awed.
The familial kind,
An inherited bind,
Means from birth nervous functioning's flawed. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,462 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spurred mexico'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The president's greatest ambition
Spurred Mexico's strong opposition.
Improving relations
Between our two nations,
He went on a fence-mending mission. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,194 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coke crack'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm afraid that, when stretching our brand,
Our extension got way out of hand.
Coca Cough Drops looked great,
Like Coke Syrup, its mate.
But Coke Crack didn't go as we'd planned. <LIMERICK_END... | 64,989 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shiny ceraunoscope'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With my shiny ceraunoscope, we
Will make thunder and lightning to see.
Plug it in, throw the switch —
It appears there's a hitch:
It's the meter; it needs 50p. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,241 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dry vermouth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dry vermouth: take white wine and infuse
With aromas of herbs. Divine booze!
Mix it well with chilled gin,
Pour and drink (it's no sin)
Any time, any place that you choose. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,670 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'green bowling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Crown green bowling's a game which is made
To be played on a lawn which is laid
In an uneven way.
Thus a bowl may well stray.
To correct this great skill is displayed. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,125 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aperture synthesis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With the aperture-synthesis trick,
Saving millions of dollars is slick.
By astronomers' art,
Smaller scopes, far apart,
Form a huge one that's sharp, if not quick. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,180 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On one side of a disk are two beers.
On the other's the single word "Cheers!"
Spin the disk on a string—
What you've got is a thing
Called a thaumatrope. Watch what appears. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,992 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'maker exists'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "If we can't assume God, life's too much;
He is ens necessarium, no 'crutch',"
Brother Kertin insists.
"Thus, our Maker exists.
And on Twitter we're often in touch." <LIMERICK_END> | 64,093 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tricky dick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Post-election, we all knew the score.
Tricky Dick fell from power and swore
To the press that this Dick
They would not get to kick
(Metaphorically) 'round any more. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,039 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gnostic school'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lord of Heavens, Abraxas, your rule
Over God and the Devil's too dual.
Your cock crown and snake feet,
O Great Archon, aren't meet
For this pape, just your false Gnostic school! <LIMERICK_... | 35,528 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'monkey nocturnal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A small douroucouli Vi spies—
She can tell by its large lovely eyes—
So she writes in her journal:
"This monkey's nocturnal.
These guys won't be seen neath bright skies." <LIMERICK_END> | 41,246 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'canvas canoe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am not a good swimmer. Are you?
I won't ride in a canvas canoe.
It may tip, canvas rip,
And I may lose my grip
And fall in and be drowned if I do. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,610 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dental calculus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dental calculus formed on the teeth
Of my non-brushing roommate, named Keith.
Now he "integrates" food
That's already been chewed;
To the Tooth Fairy Keith did bequeath. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,292 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'belize glaciers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The pounding and crashing of seas
Cliffs the land on the coast of Belize.
Glaciers sliced through the earth
Cliffing slopes by the Perth
That rise steeply, devoid of all trees. <LIMERICK_... | 27,000 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'exponential huge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Two, four, eight, then sixteen, thirty-two,
Sixty-four and more numbers ensue.
In this series sequential,
The growth's exponential:
Huge numbers can quickly accrue. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,886 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'church join'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you feel in a mood recreational,
Go to church, join a group congregational.
You'll meet people galore —
Though some could make you snore,
You just might hear some gossip sensational. <LI... | 25,786 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stole weigh'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "That scale costs too much I won't pay!"
I heard a sly chizzer (cheat) say.
So he used a fake dime
To commit a small crime:
Stole a weigh, then stole quickly away. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,435 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yellow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cry it out, girl! He left you, this fellow.
Keep weeping until you feel mellow.
As time passes by
You will see he was sly,
And his teeth, girl, let's face it, are yellow. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,572 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amphibian foot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a French electrogeny book
I once read: "To a battery, hook
An amphibian's foot.
If it shakes, then you put
The whole leg in a skillet to cook." <LIMERICK_END> | 60,103 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sweet fern'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fragrant shrub that prefers well-drained soil,
Whose pinnately lobed leaves retard spoil,
Sweet fern's smoke is a smudge
To cleanse spiritual sludge,
Through its perfume and anti-itch oil. <LI... | 19,400 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gaoler'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My gaoler: the man with the key
To my prison! I'm hoping that he
Will succumb to my wiles,
My sensuous smiles,
And, finally, let me go free. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,102 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'esoterical knowledge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fervent minds like mine live to pursue
Obscure facts known to only a few —
Esoterical knowledge
Not offered in college.
I wanted it, so I withdrew. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,551 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yellow rhizomes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fans of coptis, a low growing herb,
Deem its bright yellow rhizomes superb.
For they offer relief
When your stomach gives grief,
Though their harsh, bitter taste may disturb. <LIMERICK_EN... | 30,674 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dunk bet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My basketball friend, name of Chuck,
Swore he'd make a slam dunk; bet a buck.
An arched pass, sweet and high,
That he dunked broke a tie.
"Alley-oops," he grinned, "Take skill and luck." <LIMERI... | 15,391 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'evil twins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It is easy to spot evil twins
By the hair that they grow on their chins.
They're goateed, so you should
Know they're up to no good.
Little beards are the signs of their sins. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,523 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beadle spilled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mrs. Jones, ushered in by the beadle,
Spilled her purse, tripping over Miss Cheadle.
Her gaffe was complete
When the beadle took seat,
And he found her embroidery needle. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,696 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'magic flute'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The vocal contortions delight
When colorature is sung right.
This, from Mozart, will suit:
From his famed Magic Flute,
Hear the aria "Queen of the Night." <LIMERICK_END> | 33,237 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'azarenka'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Azarenka's as tough as they get
At the baseline or close to the net.
"Maria, it's ova!"
She told Sharapova.
Six-zip was the score—final set. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,830 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carom billiard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A carom, a billiard shot,
Short for carambole, likely as not,
Means the ball that you cue
Makes a cannon off two
Other balls, then you hope for a pot. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,650 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rick hick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Rick's a hick (not too quick with a chick)
Who, says Mick, is as thick as a brick.
Still, his penmanship's slick
Since, when given his pick,
Here's the trick: Rick says, "Stick with a Bic!" <LI... | 20,186 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'suburban disunity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since we moved to a bedroom community,
I've seen signs of suburban disunity:
Some commute at a crawl
And complain of the sprawl;
Others value the growth opportunity. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,859 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nighters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Back in college, my frame I'd abuse
With all-nighters of B.S. or booze,
But those days are long past;
Now it's rare that I last
To the end of the ten o'clock news. <LIMERICK_END> | 223 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bananas spidery'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Baboon spiders you'd think would be neat.
Are bananas a spidery treat?
Do they swing through the trees
With the greatest of ease?
No, they're called that because of their feet. <LIMERICK_... | 47,888 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old angler'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The old angler, to no one's surprise,
Stood in waders, aspersing the guys.
Then a wag who heard all
Said out loud in his drawl,
"He is casting aspersions, not flies." <LIMERICK_END> | 1,289 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'two babies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Two babies named Maggie and Lenny,
Distinct as two sides of a penny,
Both blue (in a way)
Were born the same day,
But their features in common weren't many. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,489 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anadipsia quite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anadipsia's quite a large thirst,
Though it comes on quite slowly at first.
Don't be counted a fool:
Stay away from that pool,
Or you'll drink so much water you'll burst. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,473 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'comforter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the winter, in bed, when my brain
Is aware of the patter of rain,
Then my outlook is rosy.
I'm comfy and cozy
Neath my comforter—there I remain. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,444 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'giuseppe preppy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My dorture companion, Giuseppe,
Was a bully and hotspur. That preppy
Tried to short-sheet my bed,
So I beat him near dead.
Now Giuseppe's a preppy not peppy! <LIMERICK_END> | 36,371 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'parrot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It is toast. Final act. There it lies.
Kicked the bucket. Deep sixed. Hatching flies.
Ceased to be. Turned to soil.
Shuffled off mortal coil.
That parrot has met its demise. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,338 |
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