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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bill'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This draft of your bill's not enactable;
Its language, however's redactable.
Add some praise for the King
To indulge the right wing,
And its value may yet be extractable. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'double entendre'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A double entendre's a phrase
That's interpreted two separate ways:
One's innocuous; one
Is quite often a pun —
On risqué innuendo it plays. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ipanema'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ipanema's the home of the thong;
Pack a couple, you'll want to belong.
Leave behind all convention—
You'll adore the attention.
Correct me, my dear, if I'm wrong. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hairbrush'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her artwork was splotchy and splattery
And didn't inspire much flattery,
So she tossed out her hairbrush
And switched to an airbrush
That ran on an alkaline battery. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'enumerative combinatorics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Enumerative combinatorics
Date back to the first prehistorics
Who counted; relations
Like sets' permutations
To them were part cult, part folklorics. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'garment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Say it CHAD-ar, or say it chad-OR,
When you ask what the garment is for.
It covers the head,
And the rest of it's spread
Round the body and down to the floor. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I'll call in if I'm passing." I said.
You replied with a nod of your head.
But I rang on your bell
And although I could tell
You were in, you pretended you'd fled. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prophet ezekiel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The great prophet Ezekiel was led
To speak out to the bones of the dead
Which were scattered around.
These, his words, were profound —
Yes, "Dem dry bones will live." So it's said. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a batter, you always should strive
To outguess. Keep the at-bat alive.
See his arm motion? Go!
Drive his heater! Uh-oh.
Seems his change-up has yet to arrive. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fouled team'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The fouled team in soccer just may
Be allowed to continue its play.
The advantage rule guide
Says the ref may decide
This despite an infringement. Hooray! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frankincense'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Add the gold to the batter and stir,
Then, before it congeals, add the myrrh.
Cut the frankincense in,
And then bake and begin
To enjoy with your favorite liqueur. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'driller splashed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The driller splashed oil onto Tom,
But he tried very hard to stay calm.
When the roughnecks laughed rudely,
Tom scolded them crudely,
With words which are banned by your mom. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'french loaf'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A French loaf is a loaf of French bread,
Though to others French stick is what's said.
It is long and it's lean,
Often seen on the screen
Where its use as a prop is widespread. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kenneth goof'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though an error like his is a rarity,
Kenneth's goof prompted later hilarity.
At the gravesite, a snag:
As he proffered the flag,
"Congratulations," he said with sincerity. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plague'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The plague, or Black Death, was bubonic
Though some think 'twas also pneumonic.
Rude carts choked the streets,
Filled with dead wrapped in sheets,
For they lacked penicillin as tonic. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hair scented'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some Greeks and Egyptians were spoiled
And they wore their hair scented and oiled.
Their unguents of spice
Would be kept in a nice
Alabastron, bejewelled and foiled. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'see erythrism'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I see erythrism, dear, in your hair —
It's abnormally red; look right there.
Can you tell me, pray, why?
Did you use a red dye?
You sure did! I can tell by that glare! <LIMERICK_END>
| 50,657
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thanksgiving turkey'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My mom thought she'd try something quirky:
Not basting our Thanksgiving turkey.
(No sauce brush was used.)
She watched us, bemused,
As we chewed through the bird, dry as jerky. <LIMERICK_END>
| 30,606
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'borodino battle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Borodino, a battle hard fought,
Was a win for the French but for nought.
"Boney" lost the last chance
To claim victory for France.
It was Pyrrhic and not what he sought. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clever vixen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She turns back, so we have to retrace—
Goes to ground, then pops up in our face.
We're outfoxed and outrun;
She's the one having fun.
Clever vixen's enjoying this chase. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'paracelsus alchemical'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Paracelsus, alchemical master,
Had a cure for near any disaster:
A mercurial liquor
Called azoth that's quicker
And stronger than oil of castor! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sees hookers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Eyes still shut, she sees hookers and pimps
As she drags to the bathroom and primps.
With a blink and a groan,
Her own eyes catch her own,
And there's sorrow and pain in that glimpse. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deep freeze'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It is time to defrost the deep freeze.
Here are chops that I've frozen in threes,
Unidentified cheese,
Half a packet of peas,
And some cake from my Auntie Louise. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acidophilus milk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This witch doctor lady named Cora,
Fermenting her milk of Angora,
Gave me and my ilk
Acidophilus milk
(Used to change the intestinal flora). <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sighed evanescently'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cousin Evan insisted incessantly
That his oeuvre, begun adolescently,
Wouldn't last, and one day
It would all fade away.
"Fame is fleeting," he sighed evanescently. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'door roared'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our art teacher figured, supposingly,
That our model was feckless. She'd dozingly
Dropped her jaw in a snore.
"You don't work here no more.
There's the door!" roared our tutor disposingly. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'foramen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My anatomy textbook has shown
This small hole in a skeletal bone,
So both experts and laymen
Can find this foramen
With the help of its pictures alone. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'schnoz'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Like the claws of a fierce bird of prey,
The thing clung to his nose that sad day.
The accipiter's shield
Helped his schnoz till it healed,
Though he looked pretty weird, truth to say. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'suddenly farted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When she gave me a glance a come hither,
I was set in a bit of a dither.
But when our love started
She suddenly farted
And prompted my ardor to wither. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> First you meet a young man at a dance,
And he asks you to jive, with a glance.
To the orchestra's beat
He reveals two left feet,
And your toes they just don't stand a chance! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dogtrot quick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dogtrot's a quick easy gait,
Like a mutt on a stroll with its mate.
And it's also a breezeway
'Tween cabins, an easeway
That's roofed to keep sun off your pate. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'marie antoinette'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the child of Marie Antoinette,
"For my birthday bash, please don't forget:
I would like a moist, sweet,
Chocolate-covered baked treat."
"Oui, we'll let them eat cake don't you fret." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baron basil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Baron Basil has started a hassle.
All us freemen he plans to envassal.
That would make me a serf,
Forced to work on his turf.
(Serf and turf both belong to his castle.) <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dear jane'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She enjoyed being handcuffed and spanked
Till her BFE crashed, burned and tanked.
Sue was left in the lurch
When he joined a crazed church—
His "Dear Jane" note was BFE-franked. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'immigrant nationalisation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The dogma of anti-integration —
Barring immigrant nationalisation —
Is thinking askew,
Since it's frequently true
That new blood's a nation's salvation. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'make women'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Find your fortune and fame by cartooning!
Draw a handful of pictures impugning
Some government hack,
And your witty attack
Will make women start actually swooning. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bubble umbrella'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Under dome-shaped, clear plastic stands Ella.
I haven't a bubble umbrella.
In fact, I have none.
But who's having great fun
Eyeing Ella? This super wet fella. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smile'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She examined his face for some sign
Of approval. His smile was benign.
But you can't tell a book
By its cover's nice look.
Her request for a loan he'd decline. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fertilized'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a fertilized egg's maturation,
Ere a blastula starts gastrulation,
Its developing poles
Get dissimilar roles,
In a process that's called axiation. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blarting dialect'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The ewe, when she's through with her eating,
Will issue her usual greeting.
The sound she's imparting
In Warwick's called blarting,
A dialect version of bleating. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breasts jiggled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That sheer wisp of a blouse left me boggled,
As her bra-less breasts jiggled and joggled.
That diaphanous top
Nearly made my heart stop
So I paused, mouth agape, and just goggled. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seductiveness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her engagingness? Bogus delight.
Her seductiveness charms one, all right.
But forget all that praise:
She has black widow ways —
Turn your back, get a poisonous bite. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wally'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the cop, "Yep, the kid used a cleaver.
Says his name is, umm, Woodchuck—no, Beaver.
Whacked his dad and then soon
Chopped his mom, name of June.
Wally too—kid's an overachiever." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bad habit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bad habit (say, picking your nose
Or biting the nails on your toes)
Isn't seemly or nice,
But improper—a vice
(Or a ratty old piece of nun's clothes). <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acousticophobia sad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To be fearful of sound must be bad.
When you think of the fun to be had
From our laughter and song,
To need silence is wrong.
Acousticophobia's sad. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'overgrown gum'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This epulis (my overgrown gum)
Is so swollen, my gum has gone numb.
Says my doc, this adventure
Is caused by my denture,
And it's almost as big as his thumb. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trees allochory'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many plants do not scatter with ease,
Whether annuals, climbers or trees.
Allochory involves
Seed dispersal, and solves
This with water, or critters or breeze. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'would champagne'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Caveman Dana was tortured by doubt:
Would his latest invention pan out?
If he tossed his whole crop
Of ripe grapes in the top,
Would champagne then emerge from the spout? <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'germination'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A seed in a proper location
Withstands winter's hard deprivation,
Surviving till spring;
Then the shoot does its thing
In the process we call germination. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cowardly neighbour'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My old, cowardly neighbour was nuts.
Then he croaked, but his spirit still struts
Round his yard, yelling threats —
"Scram! I'll kill you!" forgets
He lacks balls, has no spine, got no guts. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pipes jerry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Got a leak in my pipes!" Jerry said
With a sinking sensation of dread.
Since plumbing's complex,
I said, "Pull out your Dex.
Get your fingers to walking instead." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gridlock'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the light turns to red, don't you dare
Stop your car in the crossing or square.
That's called blocking the box,
Causing gridlock for blocks:
You'll be fined, and mad drivers will swear! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'azimuth thruster'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "The old rudder's outdated, dear feller,"
Said the nautical power-plant seller.
"This swivels right 'round,
And its force will astound.
Try this azimuth thruster; it's stellar." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'debted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I been workin' this mine maybe four
Or five years I lost count maybe more.
When beginning, I betted
I'd never be debted,
Yet I owe all my pay to their store. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old cobblers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Who is that with his tappity-tap?
It's a cobbler, a shoe-mending chap,
But it's quite wrong to say
That, collectively, they
Are a "load of old cobblers" that's crap. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anthophobia cured'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though it takes many weeks, many hours,
Behavioral treatment empowers.
Anthophobia cured,
Now my future's assured.
I no longer am fearful of flowers. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bathroom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I go straight for a stall with a door
In a bathroom or loo at a store.
If you're seventy-nine
With a prostate like mine,
Standing up means you pee on the floor. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'attacks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Attacks? And our borders are lax?
Politicians will claim those are facts.
Though the pols cite these stressors,
There are no aggressors.
Instead of attacks there's a tax. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'godzilla gorgonzola'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Gorgonzola's a lizard one sees
Bringing Tokyo down to its knees,"
Claimed Pierre, but Priscilla
Said, "No, that's Godzilla.
Gorgonzola is some kinda cheese." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'published comet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An astronomer, one William Herschel,
Once published a comet commercial.
That his comet had "hair",
A chevelure, very fair,
Was exciting, though noncontroversial. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aisy cendre'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "If you please, have a bit of my cheese.
I'm in need of your taste expertise."
"Are you sure it's not trash?
For it's covered with ash."
"Aisy Cendre will never displease." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'third deepest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The third deepest in all the world round
Of all natural harbours is found
In fair Falmouth, a town
Of old Cornish renown:
For both sailing and filming it's sound. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fetching'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That plain model who posed for my etching?
To say that she's cute would be stretching
Credulity, yet
What I want she will get
And bring back to me. Boy, is she fetching! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'christmas spirits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Christmas spirits, for Scrooge, came in threes:
First the Past brought a painful reprise,
Then his Present disclosed
How the poor were exposed,
How the cold-hearted rich let them freeze. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'judd'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Concavities dappled his face,
Left by acne, a rather bad case.
Though we dubbed him "Judd Crater"
He wasn't a hater.
Instead, he showed humor and grace. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'slowed spending'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When our income was cut, it felt frightening.
We slowed spending; financial belt-tightening
Put wants in a cinch.
Every penny we'd pinch
Helped us clinch, à la Roosevelt, "lightening". <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disabled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Those ableists scorn and disdain
The disabled: they're on a campaign
To remove ramps and bars,
Special spaces for cars:
If they're able, they'll raze every cane. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'avaunt means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When seclusion Ms. Garbo would want,
She'd begin her instructions, "Avaunt."
But avaunt means "get lost";
Whatsoever the cost,
Her bad diction was something she'd flaunt. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'faux antique'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Very chic? I would never have guessed
Faux-antique to be thought of as best.
Pristine lumber is marred,
Burned, disfigured, and scarred,
To create the motif called distressed. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aluminization'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Three cheers for aluminization,
A process of broad application
In mirrored balloons,
In the shades worn by goons,
And for cooling an orbiting station. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grave'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you choose to be laid in a grave
(In the churchyard, the crypt or the nave),
There's no ash cash to pay,
So when passing away,
Just think of the money you'll save. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'permutations'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If it's yes and it's yes and it's yes,
That's one possible outcome, I guess.
Then from yes, yes, and no
Permutations can flow.
In a table, decisions progress. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conjugate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A Latin verb wanted to find
A young noun, of the feminine kind;
"Let's indulge in some syn-
-tax!" said he, to begin.
"Let us conjugate." She, though, declined. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kaiser came'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bill for the Kaiser came due
With the Great War's sad stalemate in view:
Abdication by force;
Then throughout the rough course
To the next War, monstrosities grew. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old boomerang'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've found my old boomerang. Wow!
I shall throw it again now but how?
As my memory's rotten,
I might have forgotten...
Ah, it's coming right back to me now! <LIMERICK_END>
| 11,293
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cane'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's cane with a four-part agenda:
A stem that's both hollow and slenda;
A rod used for hidin';
A stick when you're stridin';
A grass yielding sugar, not Splenda. <LIMERICK_END>
| 11,477
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ed writing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm reading a letter from Ed!
Wasn't mailed, though, so don't be misled.
My hand's so erratic!
This note's automatic;
Ed's writing it out from the dead. <LIMERICK_END>
| 3,378
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rain atmogenic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They come on the wind once again
And fall now and then with the rain.
Atmogenic examples
Include many samples
From mountains that cough their terrain. <LIMERICK_END>
| 24,093
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'synchronized swim'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Their motions are graceful and true:
An aquatic ballet pas de deux.
Can a synchronized swim
Lead to accidents grim—
If one drowns does the other drown too? <LIMERICK_END>
| 30,240
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sleeveless'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a cumulatist, Dr. MacDuff
Will collect or accumulate stuff.
He hoards exercise shirts,
Sending Twitter alerts:
"They are sleeveless," he says, off the cuff. <LIMERICK_END>
| 33,636
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'reverend johnson'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The entire congregation was shocked
To find Reverend Johnson defrocked.
You should see this man lay,
De-ordained from this day,
By the Church whose foundations he rocked. <LIMERICK_END>
| 30,212
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pheromones'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I just can't figure out the attraction;
It must be some chemical action.
Though he's homely, I reckon
His pheromones beckon,
'Cause loving him's pure satisfaction. <LIMERICK_END>
| 22,544
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spread spectrum'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What is frequency-hopping spread spectrum?
Good as gold, silver, maybe electrum:
Transmissions arranging
For radios changing
Their tuning (not played with a plectrum). <LIMERICK_END>
| 65,418
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'surreal coffin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The scene was surreal: coffin shut,
Dad inside. He then opened it. What
In God's name??? We turned white
At the burial site.
Then the funeral director yelled, "Cut!" <LIMERICK_END>
| 54,844
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'quietest fatten'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The loud part's too loud, and the quiet
Part's too quiet. Try out this diet:
The loudest bits flatten;
The quietest fatten.
But don't go too far, or we'll riot. <LIMERICK_END>
| 65,342
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cashews dad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fond of cashews, Dad choked on a nut,
Which had lodged in his throat, not his gut,
The doctor said, "Death—
Due to blockage of breath,
Anacardic, not cardiac, glut." <LIMERICK_END>
| 14,943
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lamb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An innocent, needing no shriver,
The lamb was, alas, no survivor.
The split of its skin,
So transparently thin,
Was to bindery boys, batwing skiver. <LIMERICK_END>
| 13,728
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'competitor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A competitor sometimes resorts
To unscrupulous wiles of all sorts,
For defeating one's rival
Is key to survival
In politics, business, and sports. <LIMERICK_END>
| 22,055
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'freshwater eel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These chordates lack jawbones and fins,
Like the spirited lamprey that spins
On the line from my reel.
He's a freshwater eel
From the Agnatha: "fish without chins." <LIMERICK_END>
| 14,857
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diesel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a diesel is frozen at heart,
It may prove very sluggish to start.
But the glow plugs bring heat.
Soon the pistons will beat
Out a pulse. This is state of the art. <LIMERICK_END>
| 63,938
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kid jingle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Can you write a new ditty that's smart?
One with zing, so kids sing it by heart?
The producer said, "Yup:
I don't wanna grow up,
I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid." (Jingle art!) <LIMERICK_END>
| 58,184
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'approving morose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His expression: approving? Morose?
From his posture, one can't diagnose
Since he's facing away.
Were I there, though, I'd say:
"Holy cow, sir! You're standing too close." <LIMERICK_END>
| 57,312
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alogism'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An alogism's often absurd
From the start to the very last word:
An illogical claim
So impossibly lame
That it should be embalmed and interred. <LIMERICK_END>
| 22,819
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poppa expoundries'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In designing and building my foundries,
I am guided by Poppa's expoundries.
As his methods I imitate,
I first must delimitate
The space—I establish their boundaries. <LIMERICK_END>
| 34,081
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'heal bones'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've been living with dire inflammation,
Because of my hip implantation.
The leg starts to heal;
Bones and tissue congeal:
It's a process called conglutination. <LIMERICK_END>
| 43,905
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shakespeare'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That Will Shakespeare was "Shakespeare" dies hard;
'Tis a rumor less fact, more canard.
I believe Francis Bacon,
If I'm not mistaken,
Was not merely lard, but the Bard. <LIMERICK_END>
| 30,780
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'winter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The governor said, "We don't know
If this winter will bring us much snow.
I'll appoint a commission
To scout this condition,
My son ably running the show." <LIMERICK_END>
| 20,740
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lock brakes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While a muscular stomach's a coup,
You need anti-lock brakes, in my view,
For no matter how hale,
Should your brakes ever fail,
That six-pack could turn to beef stew. <LIMERICK_END>
| 61,599
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'film condensation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of experts' opinions a shaper,
He wrote the first relevant paper;
Nusselt's great contribution:
An explicit solution
For the film condensation of vapor. <LIMERICK_END>
| 21,102
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sunk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Christmas night, bound for Trenton, they crossed
The cold Delaware River, wind-tossed.
But the Hessians (all drunk)
Were the ones who were sunk,
As George Washington proved to their cost. <LIMERICK_END>
| 40,190
|
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