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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acting coach'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The acting coach thought it astute
To time student Clark Kents: "Boys, the route
To achieve super heights
Is change fast into tights:
Now who'll slip on our class action suit?" <LIMERICK_END... | 21,257 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leeches'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now the leeches are bloat from their supper,
And your lancet has flooded the scupper,
Let our boat see an end
Of this blood-letting trend.
Take the surgeon away; bring a cupper. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,390 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'medical school'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To make it through medical school
He would brownnose his profs as a rule.
He became (what a shock)
A proctology doc.
Go and see him. Just pull up a stool. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,602 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feminine kind'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a feminine kind of a fem.
If you'd like one, well, I'm one of them:
I'm girlish, petite,
Kinda dainty and sweet,
A true lady-like treat I'm your gem. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,491 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'every speech'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My delineature got a rave
In most every speech that I gave.
My company traffics
In iconographics;
It's slide shows and spreadsheets we crave. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,563 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conocarpus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Conocarpus is one of a kind.
It's a tropical shrub that you'll find
In the U. S. of A.
Called a button tree say,
Does a zipper tree now come to mind? <LIMERICK_END> | 26,679 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fornicatress'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A fornicatress is, says the bard,
An adultress whose life may be hard,
And her fate caught in deadlock.
She has sex out of wedlock;
If she's caught, her repute will be marred. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,394 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sharp minded'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My neighbor's a "sharp-minded" gent.
He blunted my knife on cement.
He cut cardboard laid flat
On his driveway. That rat!
He's as dull as the blade that I lent. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,784 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'two trestles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A train-set designer had dreams
Of constructing two trestles with beams
That would hold his own weight,
But he ate and he ate.
Got too big for his bridges, it seems. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,017 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plant starts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If your plant starts to wilt and die back,
Could be critter or fungus attack.
Or the soil. Maybe slugs.
Or the water. Or bugs?
Likely frost, if the leaves all turn black. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,455 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'echidna'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An echidna's an echinate beast —
It's all spiny. Three species will feast
On fresh larvae and worms,
While the fourth one affirms
Ants are tastier live, not deceased. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,293 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'inconsolable sobbing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Inconsolable sobbing (enraged)
Gave way to dull stares (disengaged).
She's distraught and despairing,
Distracted past caring —
"Bad cat got canary!" (discaged). <LIMERICK_END> | 41,614 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Don't be shy; it's all right to divulge
That our cow shows a whopping big bulge—
So immense that you shudder—
In her large, drooping udder.
Her milk I will have to emulge. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,778 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'service unquote'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many companies, often remote,
Do their business by email or note.
Brick-and-mortar concerns
Are the firms that one turns
To for "quote" direct service "unquote." <LIMERICK_END> | 8,040 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'squeals wedge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Swing that prop! Let's go flying today!
Your first time? I'm a pro. You're okay.
What's that noise? Something squeals!
Wedge-shaped blocks jam the wheels!
Kick 'em out! Get back in! Chocks ... | 20,680 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bow compass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bow compass, for lines that were curved,
Was quite slick and left draftsmen well-served.
But such tools that they had
Are replaced now by CAD,
Leaving tech-hating phobics unnerved. <LIMER... | 36,553 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bull eye'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bull's-eye's a disk made of glass
In a roof through which sunlight may pass,
Or Aldebaran bright,
The Bull's eye in the night.
Is that possible? You bet your ass! <LIMERICK_END> | 9,762 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'moe berg'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Moe Berg was unique and here's why:
As a highly intelligent guy
He played baseball (not well),
But would clearly excel
At a second, more secret, job: spy. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,488 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'roberta'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Roberta's reluctant to share
Her collection of clips, so beware
If you're thinking of making
A hobby of taking
Her bobby pins out of her hair. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,915 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bees'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The dutiful apiarist sees
That his hives serve to pollinate trees.
In return, he gets honey
And hears, while it's sunny,
The "murmuring of innumerable bees". <LIMERICK_END> | 12,066 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brain picking'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said Dad, "I'm just picking your brain.
What's the Paris-to-Venice fast train?"
I said, "Dad, I would guess
It's the Orient Express.
Now from brain-picking kindly abstain!" <LIMERICK_END> | 12,477 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'best violinist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's the best violinist, bar none!
Now it's finally his time in the sun.
He's been hired to play
For the Moscow Ballet.
(Too bad it's the Idaho one.) <LIMERICK_END> | 34,662 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adulterated'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Adulterated: not very nice
When describing your milk or a spice,
But be slow to disparage;
When applied to a marriage,
It implies a much weightier vice. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,588 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'endogamic folks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Endogamic folks those in one clan
Or a tribe have a rigorous ban
On a marriage outside.
"We can run off," she cried.
But her kinfolk made sure that I ran. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,301 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cause schisms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're a factionist, Jack, can't you see?
You cause schisms where none ought to be.
Oh, the troubles you start —
Your lies split groups apart —
All those fictions cause frictions, agree? <L... | 50,555 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'audit hollywood'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At her audit, a Hollywood harlot
Is turning discernibly scarlet:
"You will notice I blush,
But so what if I'm flush —
Can't a working girl outearn a starlet?" <LIMERICK_END> | 33,197 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'circumcisions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Why did so many artists paint this?
Other parts of his life they dismiss.
Circumcisions abound,
But no painting is found
Of Christ's learning to swim or first kiss. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,780 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sheep flatulence'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "My sheep's flatulence shocks. I'm aghast,
And they're bound: not one stool have they passed.
What's the problem here, doc?"
"I'm afraid that your flock
Has come down with a bad case of ... | 53,369 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'politicians'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Politicians will speak in a way
Indirect. It's a game that they play:
An unpopular word
Such as tax becomes heard
As investment. They couch what they say. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,040 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'marx'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A reader of Marx and Voltaire,
While doubtingly starting a prayer,
Said, with heavenly glance,
"I must look, Lord, askance—
Your existence is up in the air!" <LIMERICK_END> | 38,479 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'principal witness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What corroborates all that you said?
Not your principal witness, who's dead.
The audio's wiped,
The video's striped
And the transcript's a loose pile of shred. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,732 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rudder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A coxless, competitive four
Must be steered by a rower. What's more,
Poor control of the rudder
(The thought makes me shudder)
Might leave us marooned on the shore. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,944 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'producing seed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Autogamy doesn't much need
Two plants for producing a seed.
It's fertilization
By plant masturbation.
Thank God that's not how people breed! <LIMERICK_END> | 2,138 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barnyard poker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Barnyard poker: the animals bet.
And the bovine? He hasn't won yet.
But the pig's poker face
Means a win sans an ace,
And he won't take no bull chit (in debt). <LIMERICK_END> | 19,548 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aliens kidnapped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> First some aliens kidnapped our cow,
Then our son ran away with our sow.
The way our luck runs,
Twenty vultures with guns
Should arrive here along about now. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,186 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'summer time'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> British Summer Time: clocks forward one.
We all know that it has to be done.
Divine days now extend,
And it means winter's end,
But the hour less sleep ain't much fun. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,335 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kitten soft'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As I petted the kitten's soft fur,
First she made what I thought was a purr,
But the next sound I heard
Was a bit like a bird—
Like hearing a mourning dove curr. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,914 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'summer morning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Summer morning, and sleep I forsake.
Sunny laughter embroiders dawn's break;
Every sunbeam's adance
In its slanting advance
Over hilltops, with hope in its wake. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,194 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old harry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Old Harry was very contrary;
He lived near the sky in an ayrie.
To ascend to his lair,
You'd wend high in the air.
Please be wary; the footpath is scary. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,170 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feminazi term'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Feminazi's a term many use
To express antifeminist views.
These Neanderthal jerks
With their simpering smirks
Are like chimps I see scratching in zoos. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,638 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mickey'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was told this old joke by a Scouse:
If it's Mickey that's boss of the house,
Is the Disney World park,
Where folks go for a lark,
Just a people-trap run by a mouse? <LIMERICK_END> | 35,430 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'samaritan laws'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Good Samaritan laws protect all
Who try helping hurt strangers who call —
Just like you, should you meet
Some poor guy on the street
Who has tripped and then suffered a fall. <LIMERICK_END... | 60,404 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'painting sunrise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm painting a sunrise in pink;
Rosy light tints white houses. I think
That I'll color the sun
English pink. Now I'm done.
(The sun's yellow: mixed oak bark and zinc.) <LIMERICK_END> | 51,771 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'zack hyperactive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Actor Zack's hyperactive, distractible.
When I asked if my script was enactable,
He cried: "No! Um, well, yes,"
Then saw Jess, "Let's play chess!"
I conclude that the guy is intractable.... | 39,089 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alphabetti spaghetti'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Alphabetti spaghetti is fine,
At least for your children and mine.
They can spell out their names,
And can play other games,
Thus learning to read whilst they dine. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,005 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sue's a parasite flatterer, too.
Whispers lies in your ears: things untrue.
She's an earwig who'll try
Every means that is sly
To beguile and influence you. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,360 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clarice cliff'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A ceramicist, rather well-known,
Clarice Cliff had a style all her own.
'Mongst her patterns there are
"Crocus", "Ravel", "Bizarre",
And those sifters all shaped like a cone. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,214 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cod tended'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An old codger who lived on Cape Cod
Tended assets in fashion quite odd.
He would spend as he'd wish
(Often smelling of fish)
From his cache in his bucket of scrod. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,359 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'everlasting flower'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An everlasting flower won't fade
When it's dried, so it's often displayed.
Sometimes called immortelle,
It's as hardy as hell.
This one's forty years old, I'm afraid. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,951 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'terms forget'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Growing older and older, I yearn
To hold on to the facts that I learn.
All the terms I forget,
Names and places, are yet
Just abeyant, until they return. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,311 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tyrant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A tyrant, avoiding election,
Took charge of our country's direction.
With his power he strives
To command our whole lives,
But he'll never command our affection. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,279 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hazards'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That there're hazards, I cannot deny;
But there's none better suited than I.
Now the dice have been thrown,
I shall face it alone.
Be it known: I shall win, or I'll die. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,390 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tells'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He tells you bad news with great dread;
When he tells it, who knows what he said?
Walls of words he'll erect;
He's not blunt or direct:
He is circumloquacious, instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,979 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breadcrumbs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These breadcrumbs will show you your trail—
How you got to this site—they're the tale
Of your route: every stage,
Step by step, page by page.
Retracing? With crumbs you won't fail. <LIMERICK_... | 43,938 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brazil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> One girl shows more skin over there
Than elsewhere whole families dare
To expose. In Brazil,
On the beach, men are still
Just amazed, and such sights make 'em stare! <LIMERICK_END> | 10,613 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'garlic oil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Garlic oil may be said to consist
Of nothing that science has missed.
Without further ado,
Then, within this fine brew,
You'll find alliin crystals exist. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,106 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sore'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Getting up in years, I can attest
That my bones, joints, and muscles are stressed.
I'll no longer be sore
At the point there's no more
Getting up—I'll eternally rest. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,231 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'first refusal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> First refusal I'm offered how kind!
Before honouring others, his mind
Turns to me to inherit
His cat and his ferret,
One mangy, the other half-blind. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,590 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'name blitzen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "My name's 'Blitzen,' you say? Are you sure?
It's that idiot Clement C. Moore
Who had named me that way.
Were he with us today
I'd bombard him with reindeer manure!" <LIMERICK_END> | 7,284 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hospitals bugs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The National Health, feeling brave,
Vowed to care for us, cradle to grave.
Now, in hospitals, bugs
Are resistant to drugs.
Just think of the taxes they save. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,947 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'booed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're festooned with just ribbons and bows,
Well-adorned from your head to your toes.
Dude, you're sure to be booed
Should those "clothes" get unglued
And what shouldn't be nude, you expose. <LIME... | 51,344 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'helens said'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "The ashfall fell close to Saint Helens,"
Said Freddie to five fellow felons.
The ash drifted east;
After he was released,
Freddie found it grew flavorful melons. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,122 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'zen buddhist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a Zen Buddhist chap,
Who arose from a prurient nap.
He found a solution
Through fast self-pollution,
But contracted the one-handed clap. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,702 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'locks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I play the piano, it shocks.
I'm so horrid, the keys should have locks.
It's the same when I'm playing
The market. I'm saying
I blow Chopsticks and blow blue chip stocks. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,365 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fine wines'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lee had promised fine wines, a whole fleetful,
And had shown us a list—a long sheetful
Of champagnes shipped from France,
So we paid in advance.
He was double-tongued, lying, deceitful. <LIMER... | 39,772 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'evil changing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All my friends say, with men, I'm not smart:
They knew this guy was bad from the start.
But I'm starting to see
What they mean, and agree
That he's evil: I'm changing my heart. <LIMERICK_EN... | 15,794 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'paul mays'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While in Amsterdam, Chef Paul C. Mays
Serves his fine lemon sauce as a glaze.
He's enjoyed his time there
And prepped food with such flair,
He has relished his rich Holland days. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,917 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'passenger prayer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the airframe develops the shakes
From the buffeting turbulence makes,
Every passenger there
Prays the passenger's prayer:
"God, I hope there weren't any mistakes!" <LIMERICK_END> | 17,860 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'skype'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I swear I do not mean to gripe,
But there's rules for those times that we Skype.
No one wants to see ass
In the bathroom—it's crass—
And, for God's sake, don't stand there and wipe! <LIMERICK_END> | 54,358 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calliope'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The calliope's value is moot;
It plays music resembling a hoot.
When it toots like a whistle
The noise makes me bristle —
Vocal beauty is not its long suit. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,239 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mint mark'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your coin's circulated, see? It shows wear:
There are edge nicks and scratches right there.
And the mint mark's unclear—
Hurts the value, I fear.
Fetch top dollar? You haven't a prayer. <LIMERI... | 46,827 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cavalry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To the smelliest fellows give thanks
For the stenches in trenches and tanks.
But in cavalry forces,
The sources are horses—
The reason it reeks in the ranks. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,508 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'asked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She asked the attractive young guy,
Anticipant of the reply,
If "your place or mine"
Would fit his design,
Or whether he'd rather "goodbye." <LIMERICK_END> | 2,276 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brave pigeon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A brave pigeon had shown it possessed
Awesome courage when put to the test.
German guns it defied,
But then later it died
When a medal was pinned to its chest. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,271 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'quit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're down 'cause you've suffered a hit,
When a loss makes you think you should quit,
Stop sighing, keep trying.
With effort undying,
Your chances will rise. Have some grit. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,936 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cornish hen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the leftover half Cornish hen,
"Well, it's back to the icebox. That's when
I'll be taking a nap
In aluminum wrap,
And it's curses, I'm foiled again!" <LIMERICK_END> | 14,600 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'copious votes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From a book, she took copious notes,
Then in speeches made copious quotes,
All expressed with perfection.
In the current election,
She's hoping for copious votes! <LIMERICK_END> | 21,846 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'achieved status'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Achieved status is that which is earned:
Dues you've paid; midnight oil you have burned.
But inherit your station?
You lack dedication,
As far as most folks are concerned. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,108 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'recommends scrod'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The fishmonger sells me my fish—
Any kind in the world that I wish,
And my friends think it odd,
But he recommends scrod
As a filling to put in my knish. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,510 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bridal affair'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Most think marriage eventfully tidal,
And some may approach in a sidle.
Can a bridal affair
Be compared to a snare?
To discuss a bride's "bridle"'s not idle. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,451 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'uprising'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our uprising's highest priority
Is granting the masses authority.
We aim to empower
The people. They're our
Great hope—the blue-collar majority. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,011 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sprained ankle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sprained ankle? Well, put it on ice.
Does it rankle? That doesn't feel nice!
Take two aspirins and call
On (to measure pain's fall)
An algesiometric device. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,227 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nineteen eighty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Nineteen-eighty: we saw the retreat
From the neat London Street, by name Fleet,
Of the HQs, no less,
Of our national press,
To Canary Wharf. Wow, what a feat! <LIMERICK_END> | 58,896 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apocalypse greeters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This video game has appeal
For Apocalypse greeters who kneel
At the altar of hate
Dealing sinners their fate.
Praise the sword for this Christian ideal! <LIMERICK_END> | 64,791 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coughing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Go ahead: light one up. It's a nail
In your coffin, they say. Without fail,
When you die, I'll be doffing
My hat, and your coughing
Will no longer cause us travail. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,227 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wrestling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Like a scene from the dark Middle Ages,
The "sport" known as wrestling engages
Two actors who "fight"
In a cage match tonight
Because wrestling looks better in cages! <LIMERICK_END> | 19,366 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chris'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's something not right about Chris.
In the yearbook, he's normal. See this?
But now look over there.
See his long, wavy hair
And his boobs? I sense something's amiss. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,257 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trim'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Everett pencil's precise:
Two distinct lines of hair looking nice.
Starting down from the nose,
Left or right each one goes.
Trim it daily, would be my advice. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,770 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fennec foxes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Are they sizable? Not in the least!
Fennec foxes on insects may feast.
Also mammals and birds
May end up fennec turds.
They're Algeria's national beast. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,138 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trees'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The amalgamated union of trees
Stands united in facing the breeze,
But each year they learn
That the leaves always turn,
And collectively they're gonna freeze. <LIMERICK_END> | 439 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ambassador says'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The ambassador says she's at-large
(Unofficial, not really in charge).
But if I, sir, were you,
I'd not bid her adieu;
I would meet with this Madame Defarge. <LIMERICK_END> | 850 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'intercourse something'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Having intercourse—something I'd like,
But it's years since I've been down that pike;
So I'm fearful that now
I've forgotten just how."
"It's okay; it's like riding a bike!" <LIMER... | 11,762 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'draw animated'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On rainy and bleak afternoons
I draw animated cartoons.
But unlike films renowned,
Mine don't have any sound,
So I write all the words in balloons. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,438 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'palmetto tree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A palmetto-tree lowcountry farmer
Said, "They serve as a transient armor
For young trees; people use
Them to pull off tight shoes.
Bootjacks shed, tree's not dead it's a charmer." <LIMERICK... | 63,813 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gaunt look'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though the "gaunt look" has gained popularity,
In real life, thank God, it's a rarity.
One more often observes
Winsome women with curves
Instead of severe angularity. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,639 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breathing impure'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The air we are breathing's impure,
Since there's damp in this mine in the Ruhr.
I'm a risk-taking guy:
"Be advised you may die,"
It had said in the travel brochure. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,062 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bradawl'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bradawl's the awl you would choose
To make holes for your brads or small screws.
For that job, it's the match —
The shoemaker's, scratch,
And saddler's and scribe awl all lose. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,978 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clurichaun clanahan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To his clurichaun Clanahan mutters
As the torch in his buttery gutters.
With that ofttimes drunk fairy
He's cordial but wary,
And chary of words that he utters. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,290 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bollywood industry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Bollywood industry's vast,
And new actors keep coming up fast.
Are they Sudra or Brahman?
It's not so uncommon
To wonder who's who in the caste. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,030 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'artiad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's the mark of an artiad? Why,
Free electrons in even supply.
A perissad's count
Will be odd in amount.
(And you thought that all science was dry!) <LIMERICK_END> | 8,518 |
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