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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pencils'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Those pencils she bought with her savings—
You've reduced them to little but shavings!
Well, I hate to be blunt,
But that sharpening stunt
Caused her latest maniacal ravings. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,837 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'charmer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the townspeople bade him "Good Knight,"
And requested a quest and a fight,
I'm appraised that this charmer
Was braised in his armor
When the dragon requested a light. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,576 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conspiracy theorists'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We conspiracy theorists try,
With our fanciful tales, to decry
The evil deep state,
Overflowing with hate,
That's in place to get Trump, that poor guy. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,998 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smelling brock'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I don't understand what you're thinking,
But I sometimes suspect you've been drinking,
When you badger and mock
Such a sweet-smelling brock
With that scurrilous epithet, stinking! <LIMERIC... | 7,321 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'politicians'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Politicians (a few) act inane,
And many seem pompous and vain.
Their oft chosen style
Uses fraud and pure guile,
And their motives are mostly arcane. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,689 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sail'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm skimming the waves in the bay,
With the wind in my hair and salt spray.
There's an easterly gale,
But homeward I sail,
With the centerboard holding the way. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,160 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bookselling stocks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a buxom young bookseller hocks
All the books in her bookselling stocks,
Then the bookselling sucks—
Making buckets of bucks
Isn't done selling books by the box. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,604 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'companionableness breaks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aren't you new here? I thought so. How nice!
Give a yell if you want some advice.
Till you get up to speed
Let me know what you need.
(My companionableness breaks the ice.) <LIME... | 41,304 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chambrel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's a chambrel? The hock of a horse
Or a cow or a deer, says my source.
It is also a frame
Butchers use for the same
So fresh meat can become your main course! <LIMERICK_END> | 17,999 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'doulocracies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Revolution? The world went berserk!
Former masters, though, asked with a smirk,
"With the slaves now in charge,
One prime question looms large:
In doulocracies who does the work?" <LIMERICK_... | 38,113 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'munch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When women go out for a munch,
The bill's quite a mess after lunch:
"I had an iced tea!"
"No salad for me!"
"I'll be paying too much, I've a hunch!" <LIMERICK_END> | 8,230 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fox news'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Fair & Balanced," Fox News is no ruse.
They report and want viewers to choose.
As their slogan suggests,
They have Right and Left guests.
Other networks are singing the blues. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,165 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'auspiciousness seems'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Auspiciousness seems situational.
Win the lottery? Sounds inspirational!
Then wifey divorces,
You lose on the horses—
Your hopefulness? Not so sensational. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,692 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bum bum'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An anomalous reading was seen
On the heartbeat recording machine.
My "bum-BUM" had become
"bum-bum-BUM, bum-bum-BUM."
Those were anapests seen on the screen! <LIMERICK_END> | 28,594 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'influenced child'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Jean Piaget first mentioned centration,
And influenced child education:
Kids focus on one
Thing, and meanwhile they shun
All the others—for some years' duration. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,398 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'goals'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To analogize, no one denies
That our goals are as high as the skies.
By the time I am eighty,
This book will be weighty,
Like a person with very wide thighs. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,999 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sing pocalypsos'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a Trinidad singer was inked
By a paper that said he was linked
To some end-of-world cults, he
Complained, "That insults me.
I sing 'pocalypsos." then winked. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,683 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cracker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At witty retorts, he's the best:
I'm "The Cracker Who Conquered the West."
But tonight, he just floundered,
His follow-up foundered.
"Back at you" had no one impressed. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,888 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'equivalence class'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "An equivalence class is a set
Within which any pair that you get
Has equivalent parts,"
So my maths textbook starts.
(I've not come to the hard chapters yet.) <LIMERICK_END> | 57,353 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'charles dow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Let us hail this great leader, Charles Dow,
A fine journalist, all would allow.
Though he's now only bones,
Once he founded Dow Jones.
He was better than average, and how! <LIMERICK_END> | 36,879 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hot eddy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "See that dame? She looks hot," Eddy said.
"Bet she'd really be torrid in bed.
All fired up like a tart,
She sure dresses the part:
On her, crimson is fire engine red!" <LIMERICK_END> | 54,635 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'make borek'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To make borek, this way is the norm:
Phyllo pastry in envelope form
Is filled, till replete,
With cheese, spinach, ground meat,
And then fried, sometimes baked. Eat while warm! <LIMERICK_END> | 60,088 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'roman god'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Half asleep, I saw strange goings on—
An odd beast with a flute on my lawn.
'Twas part goat and part man.
Could this creature be Pan,
Or a Roman god seen as a faun? <LIMERICK_END> | 47,876 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nectar collector'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "How is it," asked Hattie of Hector,
"You keep harvesting more and more nectar,
When it brings us no money?"
"I'm a bumble-bee, honey:
A humble wee nectar collector." <LIMERICK_END> | 19,536 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pen hymn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Pen a hymn to the dead? I cannot.
I would sneeze and get hives on the spot,"
Said a poet named Gray
To his doctor one day,
Who prescribed him an elegy shot. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,471 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'napped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The hapless young chap made a flap,
When I tripped and fell flat in his lap
On a bench where he napped;
He awoke and felt trapped.
"Just a mishap," I snapped, "Shut your yap!" <LIMERICK_END> | 22,613 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'analyze words'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To analyze words you indite,
Look at slant, and the weight and the height.
Check each dot of an i,
Each crossed t, and looped y,
As your 'hand' shows you up when you write. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,708 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'struggle awake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the depths of your mind in the night,
You are frozen, then frenzied: take flight
At the bark of the guns
As their stark harshness stuns
And you struggle awake towards light. <LIMERICK_E... | 11,327 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dollar debt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For five, buy this ten-dollar debt.
It's low-interest, and isn't due yet.
But near pay-it-back time
Resale value will climb
With accrued market discount, you bet. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,864 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chester arthur'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Chester Arthur decided to change
The old White House, you know, rearrange.
But he needed some cash
So he did something rash—
Auctioned off Lincoln's pants. Ain't that strange? <LIMERICK_EN... | 48,950 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barker disarmed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The barker disarmed and beguiled
The gulls when he beckoned and smiled.
"Take a spin on the wheel!"
Was the start of his spiel
And the carnival's call of the wiled. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,972 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tempting eve'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tempting Eve, I admit, was a crime,
But I've learned, belly down in the grime,
Something truly infernal:
Damnation's eternal,
Which proves to be quite a long time. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,521 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'suspect opec'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Morning papers make many folks boil
As they follow the price of crude oil,
And suspect OPEC's leaders—
Those slick bottom-feeders—
Do not play according to Hoyle. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,080 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'night descends'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Night descends as the day becomes older.
The air grows correspondingly colder.
Now, the fuller moon's light
Is, the greater the fright:
Vampire's bite, correspondingly bolder. <LIMERICK_EN... | 21,430 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fist aimlessly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was hunting for birds for my pot.
If I spied one, I squeezed off a shot.
Every last one I missed!
So, while shaking my fist,
I aimlessly trudged 'round the lot. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,100 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'devil mark'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Devil's mark, branded on skin,
Is a sign she has Satan within.
Strip her down. Shave her hair.
There's a blemish right there.
Need more proof? Prick that witch with a pin. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,025 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'robbed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Oh, my God! We've been robbed! What the hell?
They took everything easy to sell!
The computer, TV,
VCR, the A/C,
And they took the damn watchdog as well! <LIMERICK_END> | 12,944 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conjoined twins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Conjoined twins, Zev and Aaron, to me
Were the luckiest babes there could be.
Every doctor agrees
They were parted with ease.
They'd been joined at the foreskin, you see. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,125 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'foreign spies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Counterespionage is a must
In a world full of folks we can't trust.
When trying to thwart
Foreign spies, we'll resort
To some methods that can't be discussed. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,455 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amelia earhart'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ms. Amelia Earhart in flight
Was an aerodynamic delight.
An incredibly skilled
Aviatrix, she thrilled
Us on high and then vanished from sight. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,524 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'liquidation fat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We lived like a king and a queen.
Wealth and comfort were part of our scene.
My once large corporation
Now meets liquidation.
Fat city, alas, has turned lean. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,279 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wings album'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Linda, Denny and Paul's record spun.
It's the Wings album Band on the Run.
They jammed such a hot set.
Fans love "Bluebird" and "Jet",
And the title track hit number one. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,114 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'downrigger often'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A downrigger often is able
To capture some fish for our table.
That is why I'm extolling
This method of trolling,
Involving a strong weighted cable. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,671 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'teslas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You like T-Birds, Camaros and Darts."
"You like Caddies, those wheels for old farts."
As the two bandy cars
They both munch candy bars,
Knowing Teslas rank first in their hearts. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,281 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'herrings mound'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's a cask (or a barrel); it's round,
And it's chock full of herrings a mound!
It was used, once, for trade
And they called it a cade,
Though today by that name it's not found. <LIMERIC... | 13,574 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'meaning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's an obsolete meaning of car;
It's from Scotland or Canada far
From the place where I stay.
And it means? Why, a sleigh
Or a sledge! Shall we head for the bar? <LIMERICK_END> | 10,410 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'reject balloter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Having chosen which choice to select
(And, conversely, which ones to reject),
A balloter then
Will make use of a pen,
Making sure the wrong box isn't checked. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,619 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'locate yellow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "If I'm searching for green," said Colleen,
"On a color wheel, where is it seen?"
I said, "Here's what you do:
Locate yellow and blue
And then green is found right in between." <LIMERICK_EN... | 62,183 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fiscal drag'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bracket creep (and its kin, fiscal drag)
Lets the tax-free allowances lag
Behind rises in pay —
It's an underhand way
Of increasing the Revenue's bag. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,163 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blue grouses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What beautiful birds are blue grouses!
The males look a lot like their spouses,
But a cock's yellow patches,
No hen ever matches
(Except in cartoons some wear blouses). <LIMERICK_END> | 29,542 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lemons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A plant that's acarpous produces
No lemons or limes for my juices.
I'd ask it to bear
A banana or pear,
But it's fruitless. Excuses, excuses! <LIMERICK_END> | 988 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tree bells'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bell tree and mark tree both jingle
With their chimes in a bunch, never single.
But the bell tree's bells nest
On a stick with the rest,
While the mark tree has dowels that dingle. <LIMERI... | 6,431 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'capacify scholars'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Capacify, scholars agree,
Means "to quality." How can that be?
For this odd definition,
I take the position
Confusion was clearly a key. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,737 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hood phospholipids'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a bilayer acts as it should,
It envelops a cell like a hood.
Phospholipids galore
Can behave like a door,
Letting molecules in that seem good. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,925 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antibiotic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This powerful antibiotic
Is dissolved in solution aquatic.
Put two drops in your eye,
And you'll find, by and by,
It is neither inflamed nor necrotic. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,547 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'storing data'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Storing data was always a breeze
On diskettes used with early PCs.
Small-capacity based,
They would soon be replaced
By the product used now—DVDs. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,708 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'great adversativeness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Great adversativeness gives me delight.
I watched a debate just last night.
There's no doubt the debaters
Were mutual haters;
Like that, it turned into a fight. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,013 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amphimacer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Two DUMs and a da in the middle—
With this metrical foot I must fiddle.
Pretend the weak stress
Is the stronger, and, yes,
Amphimacer will fit in my riddle. <LIMERICK_END> | 621 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pizza retched'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "After scoffing that pizza, I retched
All day long; waves of panic were etched
On my face. Could have died!"
"What, from pizza? You've lied;
Just admit it's a little far-fetched." <LIMERIC... | 48,224 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'panelist views'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the A block, we open with news.
Then we break for commercials and use
The blocks B, C, and D
For more news. In block E
And block F, we hear panelist views. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,734 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'french harp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though it's naming's a trifle ironic,
Tex's mouth organ skill is demonic.
His tin sandwich blows blue
Or a sweet "howdy-do."
That French harp has a range that's symphonic. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,956 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cavil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These days when we think of air travel,
It causes our nerves to unravel.
Those security checks
Can turn folks into wrecks —
I doubt there are many who'd cavil. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,950 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gloom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are tumours that don't call for gloom,
Like that fibroid that's grown in your womb.
It won't shorten your life—
There's no call for the knife.
Pay no heed to the prophets of doom! <LIMERICK_E... | 51,929 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black powder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Black powder is easy to spoil,
And dynamite makes me recoil.
This boon for a blaster
Is cheaper and faster:
Ammonium nitrate and oil. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,127 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barnstars look'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Raise a barn, hang a star, and don't wait:
Local folks think the look is just great.
As I drive town to town,
Loads of barnstars look down.
Pennsylvania's a star-studded state. <LIMERICK_E... | 58,719 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'budgetary woes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Don't let budgetary woes get you down;
You'll never see Bush with a frown.
His solution to debt—
Just spend more; so don't fret,
You can follow his lead; play the clown. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,143 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hey mom, look how far I can spit —
Hunks of mucus and stuff just won't quit!
I can excreate gobs,
Hawking little green blobs;
Let's sell tickets and put on a skit! <LIMERICK_END> | 47,404 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'charged electrons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the blackboard, in physics, Mike shows
Ways how current electricity flows:
"Charged electrons zip round.
(Also protons, I've found.)
As to why: I'm afraid no one knows." <LIMERICK_EN... | 60,179 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'khartoum'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am gay. I paid many a cent
In my search for a like-minded gent.
After months I succeeded;
Khartoum's whom I needed.
'Twas dough I deem fruitfully spent. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,557 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corvée'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Corvée is exacted in lieu
Of new taxes—one's labor is due.
On Route 2, I despair,
Working highway repair,
Filling holes here and there with my crew. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,730 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'de vache'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In French, bois de vache is a phrase
For our buffalos' meadow displays.
It means "wood of the cow,"
Like the patties that now
Are adorning the field where they graze. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,940 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bunny'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bunny who married his honey
Got confused, so he spent all his money
In the store where they sold
Stuff with diamonds and gold.
When she ate them, she died. Life is funny. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,601 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deadcatting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I think deadcatting's what we should do,
As trouble is starting to brew.
We'll leak a fake story
That's sexy or gory
To take the attention off you. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,968 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'premier'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Resolve that, to save your career,
Decisions will never be clear.
Then when things go awry
Let the blame pass you by.
Who knows? You might yet be Premier. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,637 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'asleep ken'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As his Barbie snores softly, asleep,
Ken's still deeply engaged counting sheep.
He thinks, "Quit, go on strike—
All these sheep look alike.
What I'd give for a little Bo Peep." <LIMERICK_END> | 49,707 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jordan resort'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some Israelis are seen in this port
On vacation, relaxing; in short,
In the sad Middle East
There is peace here, at least,
In Aqaba, Jordan's resort. <LIMERICK_END> | 668 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'polly parrot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Polly Parrot's life wasn't so great,
When an "accident" sealed the bird's fate:
One sharp shock, and then voom!
Now she lies in her tomb.
(She'd been nibbling at cables of late.) <LIMERICK_E... | 60,094 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'evil omens'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Evil omens say trouble's ahead.
Let me tell you the story of Ted.
Once a mirror he broke
And he thought it a joke.
Two months later we heard he was wed. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,436 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mow wear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you ever endeavor to mow,
Wear your footwear wherever you go:
There's a price to be paid
If you slice with a blade,
And uncleverly sever a toe. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,667 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dharma'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I thought Dharma and Greg was a hoot!
Jenna Elfman as Dharma was cute.
As a flower child, she
Was as free as can be,
While her husband lived life in a suit. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,595 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'macbeth dark'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On a heath in old Scotland appeared
To Macbeth a dark coven of weird
Sisters three. Could it be?
Did his eyes rightly see?
Each one's chin wore a thin, scraggly beard. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,427 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boar effect'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I consider the boar effect big.
Of course, I would say that. I'm a pig!
First they show me some swine,
Young and female—all mine?
And then puberty starts. What a gig! <LIMERICK_END> | 33,851 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'measuring rod'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A measuring rod used of old
Was the ell-wand, or so I am told.
Its length was an ell,
Gauging cloth you would sell,
As your merchandise changed into gold. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,463 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'two statuesque'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While sitting one day at my desk ...
What a view! Women, two ... statuesque,
Of great beauty the source.
The one rode a horse,
The other one just Rodinesque. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,018 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sonia chekhov'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "On my list of life's goals," announced Fred,
"Number nine is 'Make love with a Red.'"
Sonia Chekhov thought, "Swell!"
And seduced him. "Oh well,
I can check off that item," he said. <LIMER... | 20,182 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'epistle know'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our teacher, the dismal Miss Dissel,
Insists that we learn this epistle —
Know by heart every page,
Else she gets in a rage
And refuses to signal dismissal. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,715 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ammonium ion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The ammonium ion is there,
With a bond to perchlorate, but tear
Them apart, and they're free —
Then an oxygen spree
Can contribute to rockets' red glare. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,475 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deckchairs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The deckchairs on trips oceanic
Open fast; you don't need a mechanic,
But should your ship sink,
Next to life vests, they stink
As a way to survive in the panic. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,271 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tariff'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I pay customs for luxury toys
I import, and it simply annoys
That the state of my purse
Will be made a bit worse—
It's a tariff the taxman employs. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,291 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'backseat drivers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Backseat drivers are truly a drain
On your patience. They drive you insane.
Since they're constantly talking,
You're better off walking,
Or biking, or taking the train! <LIMERICK_END> | 23,313 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fruit brandy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fruit brandy's a versatile drink
Made from any spare fruit one can think.
Mash up peaches or cherries,
Even juniper berries.
Ferment, then distill, pour, and clink. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,542 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick tool'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My A-to-Z limerick tool
Goes from A's "aa-bb-a" rule
On to D's "diddy dum"
(That's the beat I must strum)
Until Z's "zany endings are cool!" <LIMERICK_END> | 4,692 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kids'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Loves his kids, and he'll do what he can
For his dad, and his mum, and his gran;
Thinks the world of his wife;
In his very full life
He's what's known as a family man. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,715 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'make capes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You're a caper, so what do you do?
You make capes?" "Well, nice guess, but not true.
It is caps that I make."
Is that name a mistake?
I'd use capper instead, wouldn't you? <LIMERICK_END> | 54,717 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frank'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Frank's at large; he ain't been apprehended,
But I'm thinking his crime spree has ended.
Man, he's gotta lie low
Or to prison he'll go—
Robbing anything's not recommended. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,300 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antidepressant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This everliving project's incessant.
My first limericks seemed effervescent,
And I often would chortle,
But it's now grown immortal!
Can you hand me an antidepressant? <LIMERICK_END> | 52,926 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'like aesop'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My delectus had sketches in Greek.
Therein authors, like Aesop, would speak
Of old friends or their foes
And the foibles of those.
So few follies today seem unique. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,363 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'continuate viewing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Continuate viewing may cause
Many folks hooked on serials to pause
When the good guy has won
And the bad guy's all done:
They may yawn and switch over to Jaws. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,273 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'letters adjacent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In letters adjacent, I find
Too few words. Now I'm so far behind,
It brings utter surprise;
After two dozen tries,
I'm still winless it boggles the mind. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,245 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fury'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I ogled your friend with desire,
Then I added more fuel to the fire
When I whistled, which made
Matters worse, I'm afraid.
The hot flames of your fury grew higher. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,429 |
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