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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caragana large'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Caragana: large bush or small tree,
In the family of legumes (the pea).
Great for shelterbelt use,
Grown with poplar and spruce —
But the seed shatters out and grows free. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,947 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hand chords'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With one thumb and four fingers I played
Left hand chords with them suitably splayed.
But I'm also a cook;
On my chopping board took
Careless swipes (four-note chords, I'm afraid). <LIMERICK_... | 24,670 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bet responded'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My chess-playing pen pal's got neck:
"Deadly female makes horse hit the deck.
Mate in four; victory's set.
Send that money you bet."
I responded: "Your male is in check." <LIMERICK_END> | 16,916 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'opec doubled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Say what? Persecution delusion?
How the hell did you reach that conclusion?
On my head there's a price.
OPEC's doubled it twice—
I'm the one who invented cold fusion! <LIMERICK_END> | 39,926 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'urchin spines'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Acanthology specialization
Leads Biologist Bill to frustration:
"I don't want to," he whines,
"Study sea urchin spines,
When their gonads hold such fascination." <LIMERICK_END> | 36,708 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'armed band'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Where legal enforcement is slim,
An armed band may rob you. Less grim
Are these aids to natation:
Buoyed up by inflation,
Good arm bands can help you to swim. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,469 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'common ancestors'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Common ancestors make us a clan.
We're related, each woman and man,
And such clanship appears
To last hundreds of years.
Generations we'll span; that's our plan. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,448 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hospital'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The paperwork crowds out the care;
This puts folks in a bad place, but where?
In a hospital bed,
One's neglected, it's said,
But the record? Completed with flair! <LIMERICK_END> | 54,487 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'valiant squire'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Quoth the king to a valiant squire:
"Better plans aren't devisable. Fire
And attack the estate
With the cheese, then head straight
For the keep a contrivable mire." <LIMERICK_END> | 35,791 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'intact figurine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've unearthed an intact figurine,
But she's speckled in powdery green.
She's got bronze disease, curable
(And so she's insurable);
Still, no cure's been approved as routine. <LIMERICK_... | 63,761 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'promenade lines'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Where the Promenade lines Brooklyn Heights,
The East River reflects dazzling sights
Of Manhattan beyond
As my love and I bond
Amid strollers and floral delights. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,024 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'civilization manifestation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With civilized man on an earth
Of pollution and smog—was the birth
Of civilization
A manifestation
Of good or of negative worth? <LIMERICK_END> | 17,008 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'delicious'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> How delicious! It brings great enjoyment.
But I'm told, to my minor annoyment,
That it's not quite delightful —
More intense, less insightful,
Less august, in our current employment. <LIMERICK... | 52,834 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'union aliens'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Union aliens had me abducted.
By their foreman, I then was instructed
"Write a greeting of peace,
For immediate release."
So a slogan I quickly constructed. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,990 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dogmatic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sarah Jane keeps a dog in her attic;
His views, when expressed, are emphatic.
It's K9's opinion
He's more than a minion—
In this, you might say, he's dogmatic. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,013 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grumpy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm fed up and grumpy. I toss
My head like a pig at the loss
Of the oink in her voice,
And have, therefore, no choice
But to look all disgruntled and cross. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,003 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coit ring'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We were playing a game with the king.
His majesty asked, "What's this thing
That we toss at the stake?"
And the answer I spake,
"I don't know but it makes coit a ring." <LIMERICK_END> | 40,326 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'called amontillado'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The sherry called Amontillado
Was sipped by a man with bravado.
He slept, then he reeled:
His tomb had been sealed
With bricks! Oh forlorn Fortunado! <LIMERICK_END> | 928 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crack spread'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If futures in oil you buy,
Then the crack spread is something to try —
No plumber required
Or cocaine desired —
Just knowledge of oil supply. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,244 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We have conquered the air in our Flyer.
Maybe next time we'll fly even higher.
But some folks don't believe
Since they couldn't conceive
We could fly. So they called us both "liar." <LIMERICK_END> | 55,866 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beautiful clock'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My advice to my wife (I'm her rock):
"Bide your time, dear, don't hurry, take stock."
My advice was sublime.
Yup, she buyed her some time,
And came home with a beautiful clock. <LIMERICK_... | 3,673 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'attorney defended'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Trump's Walk of Fame star I attacked.
My attorney defended my act:
"Yes, my client abated
This nuisance. Trump's hated.
His ego, though, cannot be cracked." <LIMERICK_END> | 59,775 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'derogatory term'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're offended by what others do
That conflicts with your precious world view?
Then I'd like to confirm
This derogatory term—
It is broflake and well describes you. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,452 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'normal matter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Normal matter is mostly what's left —
Was the baryogenesis... theft?
That's the term that explains
That the stuff that remains
Is of matter that's anti-, bereft. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,729 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'freedom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It seems, alas, strangely endemic
That matters adverse or polemic
Oft render your claim
To teach what you aim
A freedom that's just academic. <LIMERICK_END> | 325 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old kettle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Beware of corrodible metal,
Which is prone to the poorest of fettle.
Since it's likely to rust,
Even crumble to dust,
I'll be tinning this trusty old kettle. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,442 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'singing inspired'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My lady-friend's singing's inspired.
At auditions she's first to be hired.
Her father and brother
Are tone deaf, like mother.
(I guess such a talent's acquired.) <LIMERICK_END> | 499 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stories drone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The broadcasts and newspapers pull
The same tales from their bag till I'm full.
Stories drone on forever,
Ad nauseam. Never
Repeat them, please—cut all the bull. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,527 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breast'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A brassiere, with its ribbons and lace,
Could be holding each breast in its place.
But my love understands
That the cup of my hands
Could provide them a warmer embrace. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,308 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pottery plate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This pottery plate was perfection;
It was part of my sister's collection.
Though flawless before
Being dropped on the floor,
Its like crackleware now, on inspection. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,225 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'called aramaic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aramaean tongue's called Aramaic,
Though in everyday speech it's archaic;
Using words Christ would say,
Baghdad Christians still pray
During bomb-blasts unparadisaic. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,002 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Your doggies," the football coach said,
"Are too crooked, no good, my dear Fred!
And those skinny, weak pins?
From your thighs to your shins,
They are filiform (thin like a thread)!" <LIMERICK_END... | 52,746 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'payment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When your payment is quite overdue,
Then your interest will start to accrue.
You've gone down the wrong path,
'Cause with credit card math,
One and one add to greater than two! <LIMERICK_END> | 1,673 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chared'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I have chared all my chares in the chare."
Has a meaning I'm willing to share:
Every little job's done —
I've completed each one
Of my chores in the narrow road. There! <LIMERICK_END> | 28,275 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'donut holes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We'd return from our daily patrols
To cold joe and a bowlful of holes.
They were donut holes, true,
And we'd pop quite a few.
The fried dough seemed to bolster our souls. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,346 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'herman farewell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Goodbye, Greg. So long, Eve. Adieu, Herman.
Farewell, Pat. Ciao, Denise. Bye-bye Sherman."
(On our cap and gown day,
This is all he can say?
What a dud baccalaureate sermon!) <LIMERI... | 8,853 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'history class'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My discipline's history, class.
That's my branch of instruction. You'll pass
If you do all the work.
If the work, though, you shirk,
You'll be history: out on your ass. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,244 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'evening prayer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As it comes to the end of the day,
In the Anglican Church, some will pray
In a service that's named
Evening prayer. It is aimed
At thanks and reflection, they say. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,139 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'catch panfish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The long shank of light wire, the small eye
Make it great for live bait. That is why
To catch panfish, I look
For an Aberdeen hook
(And a fine Aberdonian guy). <LIMERICK_END> | 58,650 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yell bleep'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At OEDILF, when it's time for a WEAP
And the WEAPee is you, you don't sleep
As a thousand opinions
Assault your dominions.
There are times you just want to yell, "Bleep!" <LIMERICK_END> | 14,461 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'capacitance curse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's my theory on what we've all seen.
When capacitors keep power clean,
They curb times of great flux
(Like the prom in a tux).
Low capacitance curse of the teen? <LIMERICK_END> | 18,203 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trees'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When pilgrims first traveled the seas
The eastern US was all trees.
'Twas arboreous land;
Now everything's planned.
Can we put back the trees, pretty please? <LIMERICK_END> | 27,346 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cytotechnologist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cytotechnologist can,
With the aid of a sample and scan,
Detect cancer in cells,
And a doctor then tells
The ill patient the news man to man. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,117 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'please mentor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Kindly send an enlightener, please!
A mentor or teacher with keys
To free minds from their chains
And illume unlit brains,
With the right shining-bright expertise. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,045 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bicycle light'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "What's the use of a bicycle light?
Fewer calories? That can't be right!"
"No, you dolt. I'll be blunt:
It's the lamp on the front
Of your bike for when riding at night." <LIMERICK_END> | 57,106 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'petting things'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Touching hands, there we'd walk after school—
Bowered paths, unattended and cool.
In that dark, leafy setting,
We learned about petting.
Things seemed safer those days—as a rule. <LIMERICK... | 43,273 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'canadians cried'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Canadians cried "Own the Podium!"
Will Canada's cheers turn to odium
If their athletes go cold
And they don't win the gold
In hockey? Please pass the Imodium. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,783 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kneeling overhead'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since these heroes think rest is appealing,
They look down at the ground as they're kneeling.
Overhead, arms extend,
Stretching spines end to end:
Adho mukha virasana's feeling. <LIMERI... | 9,978 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'falcon biplane'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A-3 Falcon's a biplane (what fun!)
Like the ones used to fight off the Hun,
Now used only for shows
(And God only knows
Where we'd be had the Allies not won). <LIMERICK_END> | 45,554 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'known methods'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Best known methods for doing things rock,
Such as choosing just when to sell stock.
What's the best way to write
"Best known method"? The trite
BKM Was that really a shock? <LIMERICK_END> | 19,469 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drinking swede'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A hard-drinking Swede, my friend Glenda,
Writes "Blenda" down on her agenda
For Saturday night.
"That cheese is just right,"
She reports, "when I go on a benda." <LIMERICK_END> | 58,882 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'riches'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her career brought her riches and glamour.
She'd be seen; paparazzi would clamor.
But careering she went
In a spiraled descent
Into drugs and a life in the slammer. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,271 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acronym madd'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The acronym MADD can be seen
As an apronym. Here's what I mean:
It's appropriate for
All the moms who are sore
At drunk drivers. "We must intervene!" <LIMERICK_END> | 63,125 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'avant garde'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the arts, there are those, avant-garde,
Who've done work so bizarre they've been barred.
Although barring is bad
(And unwise, I might add),
Still, it beats being feathered and tarred. <LIM... | 1,940 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cold'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I don't say our decor should be cold,
But these reds? A bit harsh, even bold.
For our colors I'd choose
Forest greens and cool blues.
Cool is soothing, or so I've been told. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,590 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In one of those grim public scenes,
A mom shrieked at two insolent teens:
"So you think you're so clever?
I swear that you'll never
Amount to a damn hill of beans!" <LIMERICK_END> | 7,092 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bathing suits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bikinis can generate fun;
Bra and thong—both admit lots of sun.
But this beach won't allow
Two-piece bathing suits? Wow!
Then I'll have to eliminate one. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,419 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'composite plants'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All composite plants form a head
Formed of flowers in clusters, it's said;
But being specific,
The texts scientific
Say they're capitate (mostly) instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,666 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'surgery'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a surgery's wholly aesthetic,
It's not needed; it's purely cosmetic.
If you spend 7K
On your nose, I would say
Without question, I think that's pathetic! <LIMERICK_END> | 20,179 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'makes clones'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've a scientist friend, Tony Jones,
Who, of humanoid robots, makes clones.
Their insides are tin,
But removeable skin
Means they often dance round in tin bones. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,897 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'car lamps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm an automobilia buff:
I keep buying them, can't get enough.
Vintage car lamps or wheels—
You don't know how it feels
To possess and adore all this stuff. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,535 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'programmed machine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A computer's a programmed machine
With instructions permitting routine
Electronic compiling,
Retrieval, and filing
Of data (both clean and obscene). <LIMERICK_END> | 31,451 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'contemptuousness rodney'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When contemptuousness Rodney'd detect,
His ego would crumble, be wrecked.
It was frequent, in fact,
So as part of his act
He would cry, "I don't get no respect!" <LIMERICK_END> | 25,066 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swank'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a pompous and ponderous tank
Hit a gooseberry bush with a clank,
And its progress was dead,
It was then someone said:
"It's lost track, and a lot of its swank." <LIMERICK_END> | 47,760 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rush limbaugh'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I hope that Obama will fail,"
Said Rush Limbaugh. Remember the wail
From the very same press
Who wish Trump no success,
Who, against him, relentlessly rail? <LIMERICK_END> | 60,972 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brimming performance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I left this titanic old wreck,
The cold water came up to my neck.
Would my desperate swimming
Come up to a brimming
Performance? I simply must check! <LIMERICK_END> | 24,261 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'damnéd spot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Out, out, damnéd spot! an oration
That engenders a standing ovation
From the agitant groups
Disapproving of poops;
And that Spot is a dirty Dalmatian. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,878 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'japanese lunch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bento's a Japanese lunch
Made with rice and with veggies that crunch.
It is served in a box,
And it may include lox;
That you'll like it a lot is my hunch. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,126 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agnoiology ponders'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Agnoiology ponders the flow
And the ebb of the things we can't know:
Such as "Wherefore a rose?"
Or "Do Martians wear clothes?"
Or "Does God have a really big toe?" <LIMERICK_END> | 2,467 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'danaus daughters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Danaides, Danaus' daughters,
Were condemned to forever draw waters,
Their woe unremitting—
A sentence befitting
Some forty-nine wedding night slaughters. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,291 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fixing sailboats'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fixing sailboats is such a cash cow
That I'm rolling in profits right now.
All the keels and the rudders
Are virtual udders
That hang from each schooner and dhow. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,483 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dejerine disease'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dejerine's disease, slowly progressive,
To our wheelchair-bound child is oppressive.
I'm a carrier; you,
As his dad, must be too,
Since its gene's autosomal recessive. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,286 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'surgeon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a surgeon, my doctor's a jewel,
But his follow-up conduct is cruel.
My concerns he attacks.
Bedside manner he lacks.
They don't teach that in medical school. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,419 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kissed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though for marriage they weren't really matched,
Still it happened—a priest was dispatched.
When they kissed in embrace,
Braces locked, face to face;
So, for better or worse, they're attached. <LI... | 2,403 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cucumber'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From the fruit of the cucumber tree,
Filipinos get vitamin C
In a sinigang stew
Or a savory chew,
Or a chutney, a curry or tea. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,473 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lieutenant columbo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lieutenant Columbo could bring
Any killer to book here's the sting:
They all thought him a fool,
But they'd crack, as a rule,
When he said, "Sorry, Sir, one more thing." <LIMERICK_END> | 24,010 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'despatch rider'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The despatch rider, parcels strapped down,
Will perform daring stunts like a clown.
He's a roundabout lout
As he weaves in and out
Of the traffic that roars through the town. <LIMERICK_END... | 31,494 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'youth bed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From his crib my son Thomas can climb;
For a "youth" bed, I figure it's time.
But the store showed me "teen"
And a "king", and a "queen".
For a boycott, this outlet was prime. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,762 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'animateness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Man, your brother's whole life is a mess!
Every day, in some stage of undress,
He just lies on the couch
In a motionless slouch.
Has he animateness still? Take a guess. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,001 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cypress spurge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In yon graveyard, behold, cypress spurge;
Fine of leaf, gaudy bracts. Fight thine urge
To convey roots back home
To reposit in loam.
Take ye heed: 'tis a weed and a scourge. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,749 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'death'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He developed his death wish that night:
Kill the vermin who hide from the light.
Now he's cold, torn apart,
And it's frozen his heart,
So he executes filth left and right. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,672 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prolix lengthy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Attend, writers, useful advice:
Attempt keeping usage concise.
Prolix lengthy wordage
Betrays wordsmith nerdage —
Disyllables often suffice. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,962 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aeolian processes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What aeolian processes do
Is quite far past the scope of "Ah-choo!"
A ten-thousand-year breeze
(Not just one little sneeze)
Makes a rock shine in black like a shoe! <LIMERICK_END> | 35,681 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'puppy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Steve and Bruce say your puppy is gay.
All their relatives feel the same way.
I don't want to gang up
In attacking your pup,
But my leg he's been humping all day. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,388 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'liverwort spawns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A liverwort spawns with a gemma,
But a woman (like Bovary, Emma)
Faces sexual doom
As a pawn of her womb,
A bicornuate (two-horned) dilemma. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,095 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chupacabra'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Chupacabra!" the farmers all yell—
Screeching goat-sucking creature from hell!
Glowing eyes, bat-like wings,
Doing terrible things...
It has tendencies lethal and fell. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,391 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'like glucosamine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I remember my mom taking pills
Like glucosamine. Not for the thrills:
For her aches and her pain,
For it's claimed to sustain
Worn out joints as the cart'lage it fills. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,821 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'opera cheer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am singing consumptively cough!
Soon this mortal coil I'll shuffle off.
Since I'm loud and I'm fat
You might not believe that;
But it's opera! Cheer, and don't scoff. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,894 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'muskets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No more powder or shot? We shall die!
Unless ... Comrades, I've got it! Let's tie
To our muskets our knives:
They will save our poor lives!
(Then we'll use them to carve that pig's thigh.) <LIMER... | 15,125 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'opec rude'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> How does OPEC, a rude and shrewd brood,
Price its crude? Well, it's viewed they collude;
Those who rule join a pool
To sell fuel, and it's cruel.
To conclude, it's construed we're all screwed.... | 24,273 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'solar cells'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a car run by sunlight we toured.
"Yes, our solar cells' strength is assured!
Their absorbance is vast,
So less light will get past."
On we sped 'til the sun was obscured. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,428 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old dog'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a very old dog, yes indeed.
My mobility's all gone to seed.
So look in your closet —
I left a deposit;
I took a big dump and I peed. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,196 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stradivarius made'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From the soundboard's clear tone, you can tell
Stradivarius made it—as well,
Since the bowing shows care
And the strings ring with flair,
That the artist is Joshua Bell. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,961 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ceylon devil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> One cannot describe in a word
The human-like shriek, which is heard
In the jungle at night,
And gives folks such a fright.
They call it Ceylon's devil bird. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,180 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ahinoam'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ahinoam was bride to King Saul,
Bearing some of his sons, but not all.
The others were carried
By girls he'd not married,
Who slept in a room down the hall. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,493 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cannibal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just consider the whimsy of Fate
That decides what you'll have on your plate.
Take the cannibal lad—
Why, his taste was so bad,
He was fourteen before he was ate. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,460 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sweet prom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the sinuous ridge north of town,
My sweet prom date, Suzanne, doffed her gown.
With my ego inflated,
Impatient, we mated.
On that esker, we've since settled down. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,906 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'madge daydreams'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Madge daydreams of breasts that were conic
And a lifestyle once wild and hedonic.
Now she's some rich guy's spouse,
With three kids and a house...
A Madonna with children? Ironic. <LIMERI... | 28,785 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cytology'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The discipline known as cytology
Also carries the name cell biology.
It's the study of cells
And their wee organelles
That employs all our latest technology. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,046 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sang hosanna'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My fruit-loving friend from Havana
Was so happy, he sang a hosanna.
"Can you guess what I ate?
Soft and sweet, it tastes great!"
"Was it blue, Pedro? Java banana?" <LIMERICK_END> | 4,062 |
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