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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disadvantage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Disadvantage may cause people harm.
Cousin Margo has only one arm.
Though she hopes she can cope
When she skis down a slope,
Many bystanders gasp with alarm. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,058 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'instructor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Hey, just hold it right there! What's your name?"
The instructor called out, as he came
Round the corner. "Bad luck—
And your mates passed the buck
When they scarpered—so you'll take the bl... | 28,122 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'king henry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> King Henry the Eighth often bedded
Young women, and several he wedded.
But each candidate bride
Felt a terror inside
As she dreaded she might be beheaded. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,701 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smith jill'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She's a finger-smith, jill of two trades:
She delivers new babes born to maids;
And boys' pockets she picks
(They're not wise to her tricks).
Therefore ladies she aids, lads she raids. <LIMERI... | 63,002 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ray removed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ray removed his toupee amidst stares.
"Didn't mean to be putting on hairs."
With a line so outrageous,
Their laughter's contagious —
The dominoes fall off their chairs. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,841 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'script efficacious'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some folks find flowery script efficacious;
After all, a blank page is capacious.
Others, quasi-omniscient,
Can be terse and efficient,
But the worst are the blurts disputatious. <LIME... | 56,678 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'word acrocentric'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The word acrocentric will kindle
The passion that started to dwindle
For the process mitosis,
Its cousin meiosis,
And a foreshortened chromosome spindle. <LIMERICK_END> | 734 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chow use'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you want to grow veggies for chow-chow,
Use a cow-plough instead of a frau-plough.
If you don't, then your frau
Might instruct you on how
To respect her, and leave with a "Ciao, ciao!". <LI... | 16,895 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dan quayle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mrs. Bush thought her son bound to fail,
Scoring 12 on Binet-Simon's scale.
Though he's got the I.Q.
Of a chimp at the zoo,
He's a genius compared to Dan Quayle. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,152 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brother'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your kid bro makes me nervous. He keeps
Me on edge; from him sliminess seeps.
When he thinks I'm asleep,
I see little Beau peep;
From your brother I've gotten the creeps. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,016 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chagatai speaker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the last Chagatai speaker died
In Uzbekistan, I almost cried.
Now no songs will be sung
In that proud ancient tongue:
Near a thousand years' culture denied. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,872 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baroque playing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "For a person who only likes rock,
That's a tad contrapuntal," you mock.
"But it's only a joke
When I go for baroque,
Playing stuff so fugued up," I shoot bach. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,342 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acropodium'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Acropodium comes from the Greek,
Meaning "topmost" and "foot," so to speak.
If you want, in your prose,
To refer to the toes,
Acrodactylum grants what you seek. <LIMERICK_END> | 991 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diabetes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've got this condition demonic,
My damn diabetes is chronic.
My blood sugar's high,
There's a pain in my thigh,
And my urine is quite acetonic. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,603 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'columbia icefield'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Columbia Icefield may slide
Down the great continental divide,
But meltwater goes forth
To the west, east, and north,
And Canadians view it with pride. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,938 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'attributional errors'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Attributional errors abound.
Fundamentally, we're all surround-
ed by people who choose
To be singing the blues.
They're shallow, while we are profound. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,163 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'equity market'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The equity market is fun
If you're careful to not be outdone.
If you're slow, costs are steep,
But I'm fast, so it's cheap.
That is what we call beating the gun. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,060 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bunco kelly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bunco Kelly collected a fee
For each man he conscripted to sea.
He grew fat on his crimpage
From harborside pimpage—
Those liquor-soaked lads couldn't flee. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,223 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bounteous feast'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though I'd count this a bounteous feast,
What you're serving's unnerving, at least.
To be perfectly frank,
I'd prefer if this flank
Came from beasts that, at least, were deceased. <LIMERI... | 7,353 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A puppy is cute, but a cat
Is a critter I'll always tell "Scat!"
If it doesn't meander,
I fear that its dander
Will puff up my face very fat. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,118 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'needy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Want much more of the stuff you may need?
More food and more drink? Yes, indeed,
Not aware of the needy,
You're nothing but greedy.
Your life is all greed, man! Agreed? <LIMERICK_END> | 65,757 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'british bulldogs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> British bulldogs are odd-looking. They
Have a face that may scare you away;
And though not very nimble,
These dogs are a symbol
Of the strength of the stalwart U.K. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,668 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bitterroot strange'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Roots are edible, young, then they change,
And this change makes the bitterroot strange.
They're Montana's state flower
And over them tower
Great mountains: the Bitterroot Range. <LIME... | 14,093 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poisonous gas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From a drywall mechanic named Mel:
"Sure, that's pretty cheap sheet-rock they sell,
But its poisonous gas
Knocked me flat on my ass,
And some folks nearly died from the smell." <LIMERICK_EN... | 36,283 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diagonalizable'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are matrices (quite recognizable)
That you'll find are diagonalizable.
Real symmetric (or skew-),
Or Hermitian will do—
Thus a basic inspection's advisable. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,186 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'meal carnivores'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a beefy meal carnivores eat;
A big steak makes their dinner complete.
But vegans hate beefy;
They much prefer leafy.
There's a mete; they'll not meet over meat. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,059 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dogpatch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Li'l Abner, that good-lookin' sap,
Lived in Dogpatch—it ain't on your map.
It's a place in a strip
That's both backwoods and hip,
Thanks to genius cartoonist Al Capp. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,652 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'costotransversectomy steve'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A costotransversectomy, Steve?
If the Biblical tale you believe,
Though today this seems odd,
That's the first step that God
Did on Adam to bring about Eve. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,166 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fickleness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Oh, capricious and changeable you!
How unsteady, unstable, untrue!
Such a yoyo, so flaky,
You make my heart achy —
Buzz off! Take your fickleness too! <LIMERICK_END> | 51,605 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'churn rate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In your business you need to peruse
The churn rate the assets you lose,
As opposed to the gain.
Any evident drain
Should be factored in methods you choose. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,779 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brown blucher'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Never broil a brown blucher 'til blue.
It's no trout, after all it's a shoe —
A half boot, if you please,
And it fits one with ease,
Who appears thereupon well-to-do. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,896 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amoebocytes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though amoebas inside may offend,
Our amoebocytes help to defend.
They're our blood cells in white
And intruders they fight—
But just how do they tell foe from friend? <LIMERICK_END> | 626 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'justice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I cannot do justice to you,
The lady I want to pursue.
I would lie like a rug
For a glance or a hug,
But the truth is, I'm just passing through. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,981 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'senate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cross the Senate? Okay, if you've reason.
The Triumvirate did, in its season.
But the Senate's still boss,
And what makes it most cross?
Cross the Rubicon river—that's treason. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,781 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'undo hypothesis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An instance that counters a theory
Makes many a scientist teary.
When data undo
A hypothesis, few
Can resist getting instantly beery. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,798 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What I miss is your honest regret
For a barb you alone can forget.
Your aim, whether true,
Or completely askew,
Leaves a wrong that is festering yet. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,440 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mud wasp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dirt dauber, wasp from the South,
Makes its nest out of mud—shut ma mouth!
It's a mud wasp out West
(I like mud dauber best).
Tell me: how does it build in a drouth? <LIMERICK_END> | 36,367 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bounty broker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bounty broker: I'm who you should see
For the cash offered each enlistee.
I can get you a bonus
And yet bear no onus —
Your desertion's no skin off of me. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,880 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'served whitefish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I had dinner tonight at the club;
They served whitefish, the kind that's called chub.
It was mushy and bland
(Man, that chef should be canned!);
Understand why I'm off to the pub. <LIMER... | 17,074 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'watching erin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On St. Paddy's Day, feminists say,
"Come and see our parade don't delay!"
With my breast swelled with pride
I'm all jiggly inside,
Watching Erin go braless today. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,883 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'choose mac'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In an online debate that got caustic
With an old Unix wizard (Keith Bostic),
He made a small plea.
"Don't choose 'Mac' or 'PC.'
Software ought to be platform agnostic." <LIMERICK_END> | 63,420 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'unite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To join, to unite, to attach:
That's a meaning I hope you will match
With complex, though its use
May be seen as obtuse.
It's a rare lexicographer's catch. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,058 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grazed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What a do-nothing kid we have raised.
On all of our goodies he's grazed.
He plays games with his buddy —
Won't work; doesn't study,
But gets As in the ways he has lazed! <LIMERICK_END> | 64,271 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dinmont'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dinmont is simply a sheep
That's been castrated. Thus, shepherds keep,
From year one to age two,
Males OK for a stew.
(No, the "baa" never changes to "p... | 40,675 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'report cards'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Report cards were issued today.
Danny got, for attendance, an A.
"This should balance," says he,
"My three F's and a D."
Is his mom gonna buy that? No way! <LIMERICK_END> | 59,813 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frosty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the weather is frosty or rainy,
I like (yes, it's true, I am zany)
To curl up with a book
Snug in bed with a chook
(Though the term I prefer is galaney). <LIMERICK_END> | 64,578 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'refrain refuse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Define," you request me, "abstain."
But really, I'd rather refrain.
I refuse to take part.
No, I won't even start.
I'll do nothing, I say, to explain. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,529 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'catchlights'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That spark in your eyes: there by chance?
No, those lights were emplaced in advance
So the surface reflection
In camera's direction
Made catchlights that shine in your glance. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,863 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cotton bolls'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Its M.O. isn't quickly forgotten—
This bug that can render crops rotten.
In young cotton bolls
It produces large holes,
And its colors leave stains on the cotton. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,548 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wind blows'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It may be a puff or a breeze
Or a hurricane crashing down trees —
But however it goes,
We can say the wind blows
Without any precise expertise. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,712 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'streets laws'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cousin Mike strides the streets: laws require
Him to watch, as the bellman (town crier),
For what's going down
In the bounds of our town,
Such as crime, riots, flooding or fire. <LIMERICK_EN... | 59,349 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ox'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An ox wearing socks in a box
Caught a pox eating lox with a fox.
It sent shocks through the flocks
To see stocks of fine frocks
Braced abox by an ox wearing socks. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,193 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mutation type'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a crossfish has starfish-like genes,
It's not due to mutation-type means.
No, the reason's more tame:
They are one and the same!
"Interchangeable terms," say the deans. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,999 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're no mate—didn't care that I bled
When I fell and cracked open my head:
Never tried to assist;
All I saw was a mist;
You cracked open a bottle instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,432 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'left turning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To divine which designs are divine,
Note the driver who fractured her spine:
It seems apt but bizarre
That her left-turning car
Struck the base of the no-left-turn sign. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,691 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'death march'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's a death march? Three meanings, say I:
People herded in groups—many die—
Or a pace slowly made
In a Christmas parade,
Or a bike ride that may go awry. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,662 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lawyers archives'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lawyers' archives hold motions and pleas,
Bankers' archives store records of fees.
A realtor's has deeds;
A botanist's, seeds;
Noah's ark-hives: just one pair of bees. <LIMERICK_END> | 65 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'geology textbook'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My geology textbook contains
Stuff on caprock. The image remains
Of a dense layer for
Cov'ring up a soft core,
Like the skull that's protecting my brains. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,660 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'parades'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From a socially downtrodden station,
He rose to the pride of his nation.
He demanded parades
And his choice of fair maids;
Now his next goal is canonization. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,280 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'teenager fails'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When your teenager fails to arise
And refuses to open her eyes,
Toss a bucket of water.
It's bracing for Daughter,
An enlivening, rousing surprise. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,126 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'burqa'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a burqa is all that's allowed,
You are dressed in a dark, full-length shroud
With a screen for your eyes
That completes your disguise:
An anonymous blob in a crowd. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,742 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'new coat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To my husband I said, and I quote:
"For Christmas I'd like a new coat."
Being rural, he thought
That I'd like what he bought;
Now he lives in the cote with a goat. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,851 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'droplets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Is removal of droplets or dust
From a gas or a liquid a must?
Some device like a cyclone
Separator's what I "clone"
From process designers I trust. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,762 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abducens cranial'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The abducens, a cranial nerve,
Innervates eye muscles with verve.
When you look to the side,
It makes your eyes glide
So you'll see what you want to observe. <LIMERICK_END> | 464 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'advertently traced'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I can understand why you might claim
I advertently traced my old flame,
But we met quite by chance,
In a chatroom in France,
So the internet's really to blame. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,158 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'armageddon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Armageddon!" the Witnesses drill
In my head. Now I've made myself ill
Over prophecies dire
That we all will expire.
Friends say, "Here's how to save yourself chill." <LIMERICK_END> | 29,701 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deliberate act'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An intended deliberate act
Can arise from a pre-arranged pact:
Like when bullies at school,
Who set out to be cruel,
Are determined to make it a fact. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,181 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ravens croak'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An offspring of ravens broke laws,
And exposed his behavioral flaws.
When his punishment brings
Him to ground, clips his wings,
He asks "Why?" And the ravens croak, "Caws!" <LIMERICK_END> | 63,311 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eating peas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're slimming, your doctor decrees
There are too many lipids in cheese.
If you're bored eating peas,
Here's a hint that will please:
Try the food at Lo Fat Cantonese. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,967 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'soon fracking'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm learning today how to frack.
I hope that I'll soon get the knack.
If I make the rock crack,
Much shale oil should flow back —
I hope soon: fracking's under attack. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,583 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caffeic addiction'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My old lady's caffeic addiction
Has been causing some marital friction.
So much coffee she swills
That we can't pay the bills
Or the rent (which explains our eviction). <LIMERICK_END> | 27,267 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'upscale hotel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I planned a nice evening with you,
But my credit card didn't go through
At that upscale hotel.
Ah, but hey, just as well.
For our needs, my jalopy will do. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,578 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rhyming'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're a criticiser?! You've got a cheek
To be claiming my rhyming is weak
And my meaning obscure.
I should think, no, I'm sure,
You can't write, so you choose to critique. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,323 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'surgeon cried'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I denervated somebody's arm!"
The young surgeon cried out with alarm.
With a look of sheer terror
He admitted his error,
"Cut the nerves, though I meant him no harm." <LIMERICK_END> | 33,363 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'athletic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An aconative person's inert,
With no wish to apply or exert
Any effort whatever.
I guess one is never
Athletic enough to get hurt. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,533 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brass thumbscrews'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As you weep, your brown eyes have gone blear
And your vision is suff'ring, I fear.
So the back of my hand
Wipes your tear droplets, and
I'll remove the brass thumbscrews, my dear. <LIME... | 16,573 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gothic architecture'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Gothic architecture," so said my teachers,
"Has a whole lot of noteworthy features:
Pointed arches, stained glass
(Of the Chartres-type class),
And the gargoyles depicting strange cr... | 62,577 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'erato wrote'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Muse of poetry, sexy Erato
Wrote a song for a handsome castrato,
Which she played on her lyre.
She had hoped to inspire
A performance with harp obbligato. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,081 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beards small'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The beard called the Dutch you'd install
On your face if you don't like beards small.
With no mustache, it's full
And quite macho (no bull!)
And well-rounded—not pointy at all. <LIMERICK_END... | 62,128 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'iq tests'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At eleven years old we're assessed
By exam: who is worst; who is best?
Can we read? Can we spell?
Do IQ tests as well?
Even sums? The eleven-plus test! <LIMERICK_END> | 41,799 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'purchased zinc'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As he waited, his fancy took flight,
And he thought he'd get high as a kite,
Till he found at the dockside
He'd purchased zinc oxide;
Not China, he'd bought Chinese white! <LIMERICK_END> | 22,657 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eye candy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Eye candy is often a feast.
It is beauty that brings us, at least,
Something sweet to admire;
But I'm bound to inquire
Why it's so often paired with the beast. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,066 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crisis ebola'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My finger-pointing lets me take aim
At whomever I think is to blame.
Whatever the crisis,
Ebola or ISIS,
It's x's fault (just insert name). <LIMERICK_END> | 53,751 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boss gordon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though he's finally boss, Gordon Brown,
He already has reason to frown.
There are suddenly dangers
From terrorist strangers—
Let's hope that he won't let us down. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,407 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Four meanings I'll offer for flake:
Loose, small piece that off something may break;
A unit of snow;
Kooky fruitcake you know;
Early tool that from stone one can make. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,495 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gaslighted mary'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He gaslighted Mary, his wife —
Drove her nuts; each deceit like a knife
That unsettled her brain.
When she thought, "I'm insane!",
He'd succeeded. She took her own life. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,566 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'novocaine dose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Don't anesthetize half of my face
If you just cut my gums in one place!
But there's no point in urgin'
My deaf oral surgeon.
His novocaine dose? A disgrace! <LIMERICK_END> | 6,463 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'double parked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your double-parked car is a pain.
It is blocking the sole narrow lane.
The street's not too wide;
Parking cars side by side
Will provoke protestations profane. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,322 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'like beetles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> See that chab? He's been pecking away
At my favorite tree every day.
He is looking for bugs—
Things like beetles, not slugs—
But my tree's showing signs of decay. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,297 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'affection beautiful'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our compassion's expression's affection,
A beautiful human connection.
It doesn't ask much —
Just a smile or a touch
Nurtures love and affection's reflection. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,022 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scaling mountain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When scaling a mountain, befriend
All the people on whom you'll depend.
Climbing high, you could die
If you couldn't rely
On the guy at the rope's other end. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,852 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stylish cried'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "It's so wonderfully stylish!" cried she.
"A la mode, to the umpteenth degree!
It's a fashion-world first,
Oh, my heart's fit to burst …"
That, alas, was her dernier cri. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,222 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bitrex'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I hear Bitrex will make things taste bitter.
I can't think of a use any fitter,
Than to put a big dollop
(Which will pack quite a wallop!)
In the tea of my bossy new sitter. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,447 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baby doctors'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Baby doctors," my boss was explaining,
"Will face challenges physically draining
Not with infants or tots—
More with study time, lots.
That's a term for physicians in training." <LIMERICK_E... | 57,774 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'farmers bring'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To Windhoek, the farmers bring maize,
And the co-op they bring it to pays.
With their agsterskot paid,
All the boers have it made,
'Til another year's harvesting days. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,326 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bowels'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If the stuff in your bowels has amassed,
Crappuccinos will help it pass fast.
Just warm prunes (as in juice),
Drink with butter (profuse),
Hear your feces shout out, "Free at last!" <LIMERICK_END> | 42,001 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'robert campaign'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Coming early in Robert's campaign
Was a gaffe that he couldn't explain:
"Adolf Hitler? How sad.
He was not all that bad."
And his chances went straight down the drain. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,816 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'doctor lebar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "All appeals to authority are
Simply worthless," said Doctor LeBar,
"So if I drive astray,
I do not ask the way—
I sit there and curse at my car." <LIMERICK_END> | 12,865 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'court'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This court is in no way inept,
Since its acts and proceedings are kept
In our permanent files.
(We have records in piles
In a cellar that's never been swept.) <LIMERICK_END> | 23,539 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bulldog drummond'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a kid, when I felt in a bind,
There's some fanciful aid I would find
From the tec Bulldog Drummond.
In my mind he was summoned
To give help of a fictional kind. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,702 |
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