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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'evening'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The evening was nice; we had fun —
But persona and looks? Not the one.
She was decent, not great,
An adequate state
For a date. For a mate? I'm not done. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,007 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'english gothic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> English Gothic of Decorated style:
Ogee arches in chancel and aisle
Of a minster or church.
(This is shown by research
I have done. Come and see the whole file!) <LIMERICK_END> | 53,118 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The binding of feet hit its stride
When in China it served to provide
A young woman a trace
Of imperial grace.
Many girls, many feet to be tied. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,532 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antennae'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Any butterfly, beetle or bee
Has antennae (quite small, hard to see).
But the house where I dwell
Is antennaed as well
For the internet, phone and TV. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,025 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though he eats with extreme fastidiosity,
Brad has gradually gained adiposity.
"I make efforts extreme—
Don't eat butter or cream,
But it seems I've become a monstrosity." <LIMERICK_END> | 52,032 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old venice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For canals is old Venice renowned,
And in Birmingham some can be found.
Painted ladies of night
Think both cities a fright,
Since the streetwalkers there might get drowned. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,642 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nitwit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No, you wouldn't go out with a "Dang!"
If a nitwit (or terrorist gang)
Lobbed some cyclonite onto
Your house, though you'd want to!
You would, though, go out with a bang. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,524 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mckinley'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bimetallist, Bryan was chiding
The cross that McKinley was riding.
To farmers he pandered
And promised a standard
Of silver and gold that was sliding. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,180 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'terrorist group'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The terrorist group Divine Unity
Seeks to harm and disrupt your community.
Opportunity? Lots
Of accessible spots
Where they plan to raise hell with impunity. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,965 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diving'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> After several years' wait, its arriving
Was a leap; now the new sport is thriving.
Two at once—it's so cool—
Spring from board into pool.
That's the synchronized version of diving. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,376 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dugway path'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dugway's a path through a hill
Or sunk down in the earth. It's a thrill
When you drive in the dark
Through this pass—what a lark!
If it's curvy, you'll need lots of skill! <LIMERICK_END> | 40,926 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anthriscus sylvestris'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anthriscus sylvestris will need
A year or two, growing from seed.
Umbelliferous plant:
It is widespread; I grant
You that cow parsley's known as a weed. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,962 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clapperdudgeon sam'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Born to beggary, cursing the fates,
Lifelong clapperdudgeon Sam stands and waits
With his bowl at his feet.
Your few coppers mean meat
For the night (that's at closing-time rates). <LI... | 58,046 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'st alphege'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An ascetic exemplar, he called
Many men from the world that enthralled
Them. His elder's estate,
Not the state of his pate,
Earned his title, St. Alphege the Bald. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,616 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'victim'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Neighbors said the assailant was crazed.
And the victim? Surprised and amazed—
First he grabbed for her purse,
Raised his fist in a curse,
And then left her (what's worse) hurt and dazed. <LIMERIC... | 26,743 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bauson badger'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You're a bawcock—a jolly fine fellow!"
Archie says to his pal Donatello.
But if he gets miffed,
Watch his attitude shift:
"You're a bauson—a badger!" he'll bellow. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,115 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bangsring'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I sailed off to Java to see
Could I find me a bangsring or three.
Now may I allude
To the need to be shrewd
Should you hunt for this mouse up a tree. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,824 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bridge people'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's not the economy, John;
Just who are you trying to con?
The bridge people's plight
Stems from not being right
In the head from the drugs that they're on. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,376 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calamine brass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Making calamine brass for spittoons,
The medievals bought ore from Walloons.
Cementation with copper
Today is improper.
Back then it made Belgian tycoons. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,930 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feel boredom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Write in verse! It's so good for the brain!
You need never feel boredom again!
And when everything fits
With no dangling bits
Your delight will be hard to contain! <LIMERICK_END> | 65,449 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cyanophilous longing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cyanophilous (longing for blue):
How I feel when I think about you;
The stained sections you've spied
On a microscope-slide;
Azure pneumocytes sighed for you, too. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,166 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'marie antoinette'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Madam went to the ball in disguise
As Marie Antoinette. Was that wise?
While the baisemains felt grand
On the back of her hand,
The wet kiss of the blade? A surprise. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,653 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'speech'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The speech she delivered was blinding;
It was brilliant. Soon she'll be finding
The thoughts she expressed
With excitement and zest
Mean her audience needs no reminding. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,826 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cardiac'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When his cardiac failure began,
Docs concocted a radical plan.
What they take from an ermine
Will serve to determine
The fate of a stoat-hearted man. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,117 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'battalion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our battalion, surrounded by foes,
Felt besieged, from our heads to our toes,
And 'twas Sergeant O'Day
Found the right word to say,
"Our besetment's the cause of our woes!" <LIMERICK_END> | 4,124 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'planthopper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While the planthopper won't attack fruits,
Or the leaves, inner bark, or the shoots,
It's a cixiid thug
(Though it's called a true bug),
Crawling downwards to feed from the roots. <LIMERICK_E... | 18,534 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rosie phelps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Rosie Phelps has an ancestor, Clare —
Thought she lived in a zoo a wild bear!
This sad mental complaint
Had been caused by constraint
Of the jacket they forced her to wear. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,008 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mr wagner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "9W, Dummkopf!" said he.
'Twas the maestro's curt answer to me.
To my question refer:
"Mr. Wagner, good sir,
Does your last name begin with a V?" <LIMERICK_END> | 8,726 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'springsteen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a giant moon crater named Boss;
So are Springsteen, and Daley, and Ross;
A Ford motor, I think;
And a fizzed coffee drink;
And the hub of a prop's one, of cos. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,980 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ful suffix'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> -ful's a suffix, in adjectives seen,
Meaning "full of" or so, nice and clean.
We know mournful and hateful
And scornful and grateful —
A handful? No, many. Umpteen! <LIMERICK_END> | 65,236 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'landlocked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We were landlocked and dry as could be.
We decided to issue this plea:
"You're our last, best resort;
We need use of your port
And a corridor through to the sea." <LIMERICK_END> | 41,466 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'courses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If it's more education you lack,
Try DL and you'll never look back.
The computer's the place
For the courses you face.
This can help your career get on track. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,360 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'steady workouts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As to health, it is all about stress:
Steady workouts will lead to success.
But if you don't move
Then you'll never improve;
Sit around and you'll end up a mess. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,830 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'day pronouns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's another great meaning of a
William Shakespeare employed in his day.
Pronouns it, he, and she
A wrote often, though he
Sometimes called his nouns a in this way. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,271 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'travelled knew'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When we travelled I knew it would be
Through the mountains, then down to the sea.
Packing boots, strongly made,
And a bucket and spade,
I showed foresight, prepared for a spree! <LIMERICK_... | 52,567 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jack'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They're so pleased with their new baby boy
That they call him their bundle of joy.
But, to cut him some slack,
They will christen him Jack.
(The name Bundle, in time, might just cloy.) <LIMERICK_END... | 18,487 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cirrus clouds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Wispy and light as a feather,
The cirrus clouds travel together.
But warnings of storming
Accumulate, forming
The nimbus of treacherous weather. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,323 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adulter verb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To adulter (a verb, not a noun)
Is an action some meet with a frown:
Having sex, out of place;
To corrupt or debase.
Those refraining from both win a crown. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,933 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cable'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> After battle—according to Hoyle—
We, the victors, deserve all your spoil.
So since we were able,
We pillaged your cable,
And now we've a hoarding to coil. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,261 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'paint'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a few sheets of paper are fused
For academy board, it's then used
As a surface for paint.
Though today it seems quaint,
In the past, it had artists enthused. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,178 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'luckiest day'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It was really my luckiest day:
For a pittance I bagged a fine tray.
The auction house said,
"Here's our bank details, Fred.
So please pay for the tray. No delay!" <LIMERICK_END> | 58,280 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tom cruise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An actor, Tom Cruise, made the news
Scolding women with bad baby blues,
"I'm really emphatic—
It's psychosomatic.
I'm 'Clear' and thus sure of my views." <LIMERICK_END> | 3,942 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'big crunch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Big Crunch is a future event
In which matter collapses—intent
On regaining the state
That preceded the great
First explosion. (There's time to repent!) <LIMERICK_END> | 9,406 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'word elderly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "We're the elderly," so we've been told,
Because people are rarely so bold
As to say what seems true
To both me and to you:
The word elderly just stands for "old". <LIMERICK_END> | 41,537 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rubble rocky'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "For defense," Rocky made this recital,
"Build a tower of pebbles. It's vital."
But he ran into trouble —
No cement now it's rubble.
Rocky's rocks in that field are detrital. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,100 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ant smell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They're tricking an alien pest
Into killing themselves in their nest.
When they switch their ant smell
Aunts and uncles can't tell
Friend from foe so they kill every guest. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,590 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'motives'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your motives, deep down, are perverse,
Self-aggrandizing, reckless and worse —
Fundamentally wrong!
Still, I may go along.
It's that part about "lining my purse." <LIMERICK_END> | 57,251 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'euphemistic expressions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Euphemistic expressions oh, phoo!
They annoy me. Well, what can I do?
Friggin' words that would hide
One's intemperate side
Are for straitlaced Victorians like you. <LIMERICK_END... | 57,506 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clotted cream'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Clotted cream, it's alleged, has been spotted
On grocery shelves, firmly potted.
It's the true taste of heaven
When served fresh in Devon,
But in pots on the shelves? Ah, get knotted! <LIME... | 30,627 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'art critics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Art critics will often berate
A drawing or painting they hate.
They'll scold and they'll yell,
"That's ugly as hell!"
They work themselves into a state. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,595 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sharpen wood'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since we grew beyond apehood, we've known
How to sharpen wood, antler, or bone—
But you say you're confused?
An abrading stone's used
First to shape, then to polish and hone. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,355 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ambitious'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Things look promising: truly auspicious.
That gal likes me; she's young and delicious.
She admires my brain
And my marvelous mane."
"Fool, you're hair-brained, and over-ambitious!" <LIMERICK_E... | 65,506 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fleeing fox'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a fleeing fox runs, he leaves drag:
A scent that behind him will lag.
It's a trace hounds will trail
Through forest and vale,
And the fox will wind up in a bag. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,365 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spanish dance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As an old Spanish dance it was known;
Henry Purcell then tamed its rude tone.
To a three-quarter beat
The short phrases repeat
In the classical form of chaconne. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,585 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dugouts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Watching baseball we look at the field,
Where the dugouts are semi-concealed.
There sit players entrenched;
Some are waiting, some benched.
Past the dugout, you'll find the well-heeled. <LIMERICK... | 47,281 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anosmia sometimes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For those folks who're unable to smell,
This disorder can often be hell.
But, exposed to the stink
Of a skunk, I would think
That anosmia, sometimes, is swell. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,363 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deux peut'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Comme un homme Européen, je trouve
It essential to constantly move
Entre deux, peut-être trois
Fremden Zungen, oui moi—
Cross-linguistic, my skills will improve! <LIMERICK_END> | 42,646 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wrinkles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For the wrinkles she wants to erase,
She gets botulin (only a trace!).
If the needle should slip
To her shoulder or lip,
She'll be pouting and wearing a brace. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,897 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mother complains'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My mother complains when I ditch
Any girlfriend who's chichi and rich.
Mom's so catty and bitchy:
"Your tastes are too kitschy!"
I guess I'm a son of a . . . witch. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,054 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'earthworms hermaphrodite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The earthworms' hermaphrodite state
Means they lie head to tail when they mate.
The clitellum produces
Their conjugal juices—
Now that's what I call a blind date. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,079 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stuffed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her stuffed animal, some kind of bug,
Was endearing and pleasant to hug.
It was cuddly because
Of how spongy it was.
Does this have some significance? (shrug) <LIMERICK_END> | 38,711 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'single snowfalls'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Single snowfalls are harmless, essentially,
But their hazards increase exponentially
When amounting to, say,
Just two inches each day.
Accumulations will doom us eventually. <LIMERICK_EN... | 17,286 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'underline text'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When <u> underline text, <u> demand:
"Look above this straight line, understand?"
So when words need that stress,
I will tell <u> to press
Control-U it's one useful command. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,080 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'invest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No, I won't invest money; you chaps
Are too bullish. I'm thinking, perhaps,
Though the market is soaring,
We soon will be pouring
Out tears when we hear it collapse. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,713 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snowfall'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The first snowfall this year's no great shakes—
Just a flurry is all, a few flakes.
Though it's gently delightful,
It can blossom to frightful.
I think this year I'm pulling up stakes. <LIMERICK... | 52,431 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clean dishes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Should we wash them with soap or detergent?
Our opinions are clearly divergent.
Though our viewpoints collide,
We had better decide—
Being out of clean dishes, it's urgent. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,302 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'petitioning plea'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I bided with breath that was bated
And an anguish not easily sated.
My petitioning plea:
"Will you always love me?"
The answer to which I awaited. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,303 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vulgar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An old fogey, my neighbor the crank,
Uses language that's vulgar and frank.
As a prude, I'd recite
His refrains, though I might
Just omit all the blankety-blank. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,512 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anemochory'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anemochory, briefly, in verse,
Simply means how some plant seeds disperse:
By the breezes they're blown,
And alighting, are sown.
And that's it. (Unavoidably terse.) <LIMERICK_END> | 39,564 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'awake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Awake is a state that I'm not,
When I lie, fast asleep, in my cot,"
Thought the innocent baby,
"I wonder if, maybe,
I should wake, 2 a.m., on the dot?" <LIMERICK_END> | 17,031 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'common worm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A crude sign reads: Clonorchis BeWare!!
Common worm lives in fish. Guests Take Care.
In our Splendid Hotel
Chef cooks ALL meats quite well —
Thirty million infections not rare! <LIMERICK_E... | 45,446 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caveman blue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Caveman Blue (Who thinks up names like these?)
Tastes so good you will drop to your knees.
It has touches of hay,
Beef, and bacon, they say—
Also fruit. Does it still taste like cheese? <LIM... | 58,307 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'goalie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The goalie was light on his feet
With skills at the net none could beat.
His opponents scored zero;
The guy was a hero—
Again he had kept a clean sheet. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,588 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smartphone droid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When she left me, I felt a great void,
So I bought a new smartphone, a Droid.
Would it cook, make the bed?
I beseeched it. It said,
"Not right now!" and it sounded annoyed. <LIMERICK_END... | 36,528 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'danny dentoid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a kid from my youth:
Danny Dentoid. (I swear it's the truth!)
So well named was this lad,
On his shoulder he had
A small birthmark the shape of a tooth. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,221 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glue adherescent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To assert your crap "functions as glue"—
Adherescent—is strictly untrue.
The porch rockin' chair cracked
And it failed; point of fact,
Granny Gwinevere's butt's black and blue. <LIMERICK... | 57,754 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'belly dance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a belly dance, muscles contract
And relax in the stomach. In fact,
The external obliques
On these dancers' physiques
Leave me weak after seeing their act. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,005 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'advent wreath'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Four tall candles, a circle of pine
Are arranged where we gather to dine.
Our Advent wreath's light
Warms the chill winter night
As it welcomes the Christ child divine. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,556 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'palpatine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a galaxy far, far away,
A Jedi-to-be was at play.
But soon he was drawn
To be Palpatine's pawn—
To the attrahent Dark Side he'd stray. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,274 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'invitational czar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Washington Post had a star
Dubbed the Style Invitational Czar.
He created a contest,
A humor-savant test,
For pun-loving wordsmiths to spar. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,485 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'petals'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The flower that Daisy has got—
Whitish petals 'round yellowish spot:
It has petals no more.
And, for those keeping score,
I'm afraid that her boy loves her not. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,681 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lotion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No husband on earth understands
Why his wife buys the priciest brands
Of both skin cream and lotion.
He creates a commotion.
Men just can't comprehend dishpan hands. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,526 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chews'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He chews audibly; isn't that gross?
His expression is always morose.
If there's some kind of pill
To improve him, I will
Most determinedly give him a dose. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,544 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corps wot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With our fathers at war: wot no Dad?
Then our sons joined the corps: wot no lad?
Then this glib cartoon face
Was seen less round the place,
Till we saw him no more: wot no Chad? <LIMERICK_END> | 15,031 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bees mom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said daughter to mother, "Oh, please.
All this talk of the birds and the bees?
Mom, you never would pass
My biology class,
For they never cross-fertilize. Jeez!" <LIMERICK_END> | 44,454 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amniocentesis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Amniocentesis can ascertain sex —
Which was formerly guessed with a hex.
If you know it's a boy,
You can buy the right toy,
So it makes parents' lives less complex. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,492 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rice krispies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My Rice Krispies, each morning, I tackle;
It's a food that I prize for its cackle.
I will not blow my top
If I don't hear a pop,
But I must have a snap and a crackle. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,319 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chocolate praisin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> O cookie! O noblest of foods!
O lifter of many foul moods!
If oatmeal and raisin
Or chocolate I'm praisin',
No thought of the waistline intrudes! <LIMERICK_END> | 30,877 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ernst barschel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We elected Archmarshal Ernst Barschel.
He's a German to whom we're all partial.
The position's obscure,
But your marriage he'd cure
For he knows the arts marital/martial. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,458 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'whopper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I hear Burger King's launched a new Whopper —
Seven layers of grease and a topper.
If you finish one (zounds!)
You will put on five pounds,
What the Brits might just charge for this glopper! <LIM... | 33,429 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jonah three'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An Old Testament Biblical tale
Told of Jonah's three days in a whale.
Anagoges presume
This is Christ in his tomb,
Or a teen feeling trapped while in jail. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,214 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'riding pegasus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From a walk to a bit of a trot —
Now a canter so fast, I'm red hot!
Riding Pegasus, soon
I'll be reaching the moon
At a gallop. I like speed a lot! <LIMERICK_END> | 55,072 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'catherine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It was rumored that Catherine the Great
Had libido mere men couldn't sate.
She died when a horse
Fell upon her. Of course,
As to who mounted whom there's debate. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,619 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beat cop'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a cop walks the hood (i.e. beat),
He's a beat cop; but that's incomplete:
There are bicycle forces
And cops riding horses
(With Catch It!s, since all steeds excrete). <LIMERICK_END> | 56,564 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gaff'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To the gaff (that's the fairground) we'll amble,
And meet there to gaff (that is, gamble).
We're sure to stay hidden
(It's strictly forbidden).
If cops come, we're ready to scramble. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,792 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seem fussy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The assurance of those with aplomb
Is a wonder to see they're so calm!
They never seem fussy,
Not even when mussy,
Nor vengeful like Carrie at prom. <LIMERICK_END> | 171 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barium enema'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's your barium enema day!
Lie down here on your left, turn this way,
Bend your knees. I'll insert
This small tube it won't hurt.
Now I'll X-ray your bowel, if I may? <LIMERICK_END> | 12,616 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'avidya'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Avidya: it means I forgot
My divinity. That is my lot.
You see that old sod?
He thinks that he's God.
I am, but I think that I'm not. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,768 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ethnographic pursuits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To describe many cultures he strives—
How they grew to affect people's lives.
Ethnographic pursuits
Try to tease out these roots:
How humanity changes and thrives. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,541 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'creator oft'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Creator's oft seen as a guy
Who gave birth to the world on the fly.
But here on the earth
Men never give birth,
No matter how hard they may try. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,676 |
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