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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amphibians'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the well I'd just started to frack,
Angry plethodons, each with a back
Either red or lead, said,
"We abhor fracking, Fred.
We amphibians now shall attack!" <LIMERICK_END> | 52,440 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vegetable crimes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These are vegetable crimes, by all means:
Novice crooks beet the fuzz at all scenes.
The thieves? Not that sneaky —
The cop shop is leeky.
I yam doubtful of soon-collard greens. <LIMERIC... | 30,735 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'garden home'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My garden's a home for odd pottery,
Antiques someone won in a lottery,
And glitz that we've bought,
And it serves as, God wot,
An example of simple godwottery. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,138 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'engraving plates'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Got a press in the basement below,
With engraving plates ready to go.
We'll be printing some green,
More than Bill Gates has seen—
We'll have oodles of boodle to blow! <LIMERICK_END> | 7,376 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shuffleboard cues'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the pool club, they've boosted my dues
Just to upgrade the shuffleboard cues.
"Lighter stick, smoother swivel"—
Someone bought all that drivel.
It's an add-on—no way to refuse. <LIME... | 47,665 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'energy density'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Energy density's in play:
That means "power per volume." Hurray!
My candy bar's dense,
Its stored power immense,
And I'm storing up more every day. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,026 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'creditors'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Arrestment: your lawsuit enjoined
Other creditors selling stuff poined
From your non-paying debtor.
Your claim might be better:
Freeze assets before they're purloined. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,640 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'estate agent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The estate agent selling our house
Behaved like an odious louse.
She both charged a large fee
And, from what I could see,
Had a torrid affair with my spouse. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,293 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'reel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My mother and dad think it's odd
That I gave them a reel and a rod
And encouraged my parents
To visit the Barents,
A Sea full of glaciers and cod. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,675 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'misery'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here in Heaven we suffer a dearth
Of frivolity, not like on Earth.
In that place you'll remain,
A long life to attain,
Since your misery fills us with mirth. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,143 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'honoring wine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Praise the god Dionysus! Divine!
Sing a dithyramb honoring wine!
Join the chorus or dance!
We'll carouse! Find romance!
Here's your chance! Drop those pants! Get in line! <LIMERICK_END> | 45,544 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conservative small'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm conservative, small "c" of course.
I adapt to advancements, perforce;
But, if I had my way,
I'd return to the day
When commuting was done on a horse. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,785 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barbary apes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These macaques, known as Barbary apes,
Have furry but anthropoid shapes
With vestigial tails,
Mobile mouths, bluntish nails,
And Gillespian cheeks to hold grapes. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,237 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'date hot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Take my word: no excitement's in store.
Your date's hot, but she's really a bore.
She couldn't be duller.
She doesn't have color.
Your interest will fly out the door. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,142 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'christ foreskin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From his youth in Boulogne, he displayed
Love for study, then joined the Crusade.
When Baldwin the First
Bought Christ's foreskin, his thirst
For a relic was slaked or betrayed. <LIMERICK... | 42,393 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aristae means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aristae means bristles, like those
That adorn ears of corn, I suppose.
An arista's just one;
If you're graced with a ton
You're aristate. With that we shall close. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,323 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carrier pigeon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Of all the assignments I've had,
I just can't recall any as bad.
They expect me to tote
A one-hundred-pound note!"
Said the carrier pigeon, "They're mad!" <LIMERICK_END> | 18,127 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'steaks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He said, "Dinner's the bet?" I said, "Aye,
And the loser buys T-bones and pie."
"At the best place in town?"
"Hold your horses! Slow down!
'Cause I think that those steaks are too high." <LIMERIC... | 8,642 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'could run'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I could run so much faster, I feel,
With a caster attached to each heel.
I could win every race;
Not be caught in a chase;
And I'd never be late for a meal. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,388 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gymnastics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A five-year-old tomboy and scamp
Took gymnastics one year at a camp.
On the floor and the beam
She was living a dream:
The Olympic and all-around champ. <LIMERICK_END> | 710 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cauldrons bubble'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aroint thee, O witch! That's begone!
Get your trick-or-treat off of my lawn!
You're nothing but trouble
With cauldrons a-bubble,
Foul bat-fowling wee Devil's pawn! <LIMERICK_END> | 317 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seamus cuboidal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Question 1 had him screaming "By cripes!"
"Epithelia: describe the three types."
"Columnar," wrote Seamus,
"…Cuboidal?...Oh! Squamous!
These cells line our bodily pipes." <LIMERICK_END> | 54,804 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grand steamship'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It was launched from a firm unimpeached.
When it sank, the survivors beseeched
Of the grand steamship line
How, by fluke or design,
Every watertight bulkhead was breached! <LIMERICK_END> | 7,155 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'manège riders'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In manège, riders shorten the stride
Of their mounts and change gaits as they ride.
When collected, a horse
Is dynamic, of course,
And a source of equestrian pride. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,692 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aboard means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aboard means to be on a train
Or a ship, and in these days, a 'plane.
So the cry "all aboard"
Should not be ignored,
Else behind's where you'll surely remain. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,564 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lewd goatish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Arcadia, rustic life ran
To the pipes of the great goat-god Pan.
A male torso adjoins
His loose capriform loins
In the form of a lewd goatish man. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,198 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leonato gentleman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Leonato's a gentleman true,
So his guests mustn't simply pass through.
"We'll accommodate all!
Stay a month! Have a ball!"
So Don Pedro and company do. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,915 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'say layg'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I avoid diction spats like the plague.
You say leg whereas I may say layg.
Don't let accents cause strife,
Just relax, get a life!
Accommodate there's a good ayg! <LIMERICK_END> | 39,503 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frigates'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "No Frigate's as good as a Book
For a trip?" said the admiral. "Look —
Our Frigates are made
For Protection, not Trade,
Nor yet Traverse from some sheltered Nook. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,755 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jurors jobs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'll be charging the jury today
As to law, and to what they should weigh.
It's a task I hold dear.
Jurors' jobs must be clear,
And this judge never leads them astray. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,582 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'serling acronychal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Once more I am forced to bemoan
The fact that when words are less known
They're less used, and that's sad
For we once could have had
Rod Serling's Acronychal Zone. <LIMERICK_END> | 266 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pigment prints'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The photo collector, aghast,
Learned the hard way that dyes will not last.
Pigment prints preserve color
That's brilliant, not duller:
A Carbro print shines, unsurpassed. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,503 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amphibian'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The amphibian, footloose and free,
Can inhabit the land and the sea—
Neither reptile nor fish,
It adapts; but I wish
That the frog I just kissed were a he. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,221 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pamphlets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So brief is my span of attention,
I can't track things from mention to mention,
And what seems to be new
Is but true dé—wait, who
Are—Hey, pamphlets on fire prevention! <LIMERICK_END> | 1,912 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bring diversity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bring diversity into our crew!
I want multiethnicity too!
I want folks of all races
From far-away places.
Does this guy look bluish to you? <LIMERICK_END> | 10,050 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deleb revive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The famous and rich, while alive,
Love to bask in attention and thrive.
But when they pass on,
They are cold, dead, and gone —
You cannot a deleb revive. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,657 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fear hear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I'm threatened, my pulse rate will rise
As my heart pumps blood faster; my eyes
Open wide at the sight
That has filled me with fright.
As I freak out with fear, hear my cries. <LIMERICK_EN... | 50,695 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grith'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Grith is an old Scottish word.
Rarely now will you find it is heard.
In the case of a waif
That needs help and a safe
House, asylum is there undeferred. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,402 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'detention'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a kid is confined after class
Or a crate's stopped in Customs, alas,
It is just a convention
That is known as detention.
Keep your cool, for it surely will pass. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,402 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wave crest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's so awesome, I'm totally impressed,
Blown away by the best in the west.
Last month's brand was so wow;
That was then—this is now!
This new toothpaste is it—the wave's crest! <LIMERICK_END> | 12,229 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'new york'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> New York City! Times Square! Old year's end!
Come along! Bundle up! Bring a friend!
Watch the New Year's Eve Ball
That bedazzles us all!
Look up there! It's begun to descend! <LIMERICK_END> | 13,251 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coma'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a coma, she doesn't react.
Turn her head. We can tell, for a fact,
If her eyes roll, like mine
Or a doll's, it's a sign
That her brain stem, at least, is intact. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,366 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chipper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A fisherman gaily relates
That he's cheaper than all of his mates.
What keeps him so chipper?
This great coupon clipper
Is priming his hooks with re-baits. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,895 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'domestic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "A domestic?" our maid used to say.
"What a crock! No, siree! Ain't no way!
Just one thing about me
Is domestic," said she.
"I was born in the U. S. of A.!" <LIMERICK_END> | 36,010 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aethelberht fostered'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the medieval kingdom of Kent,
St. Aethelberht fostered content
When he codified laws,
(Anglo-Saxon the cause)
With the Church's advice and consent. <LIMERICK_END> | 843 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'extraterrestrial guest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An extraterrestrial guest
Came wandering in from the west.
With an almond-eyed gaze,
It appeared through the haze
And said: "Mulder, you're under arrest!" <LIMERICK_END> | 960 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'infrared sky'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The astronomers fight to descry
Through the fog of the infrared sky.
By subtracting the noise,
The observer enjoys
(Via chopping) a virtual high. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,147 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'basement'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The basement's my favorite place:
Down the stairs, a commodious space
To play ping-pong or pool.
With my gal, as a rule,
I just head for the couch and embrace. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,706 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shaft mines'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In both surface and shaft mines for coal,
When it's dug from the ground, if the goal
Of mine safety is met,
With net profits well set,
Then the owners won't go in the hole. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,325 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'skunk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We go walkies, myself and my hound,
And he snuffles his nose on the ground.
In the park, there's a trunk
That smells strongly of skunk,
Which he angles, or doglegs, around. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,388 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ruth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ruth offered her heart without guile.
"Accepted," said Art with a smile.
But their marriage turned sour.
Now she's Art-less and dour,
And he's Ruth-lessly living in style. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,681 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aunt took'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Disendowment—my aunt took away
The endowment she'd made me one day.
Her reason was simple:
The fun of her pimple
I'd made to her utter dismay. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,366 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'famed caponata'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the fete at the Henley Regatta
I fear I'm persona non grata.
My chihuahua turned hellish
And ate all the relish—
Our hostess's famed caponata! <LIMERICK_END> | 18,663 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leaves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Look closely, there's no need for haste
When observing how leaves may be spaced.
Are they opposite, or
Are they alternate? For
On such detail all knowledge is based. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,707 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'representative blackney'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Representative W. Blackney
Learned to drive, one might guess, in a hackney.
Sure, he served General Motors
And Michigan voters,
But his name makes a great rhyme for acne! <LIMERIC... | 8,844 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fables'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sad Hans Christian Andersen wrote
Some fables our grandparents quote:
There's a cygnet, a pea,
And a mermaid; and she
Got Walt's cinematical vote. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,008 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'missile went'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the missile went wobbly, we ducked,
And I ordered: "Proceed with destruct!
Don't just sit there, you dunce —
Push the button at once!
If it falls on our heads, we'll be out of lucked!" ... | 34,146 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wears veil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In old England, when people were wed,
A care-cloth was held overhead.
Then the priest blest the pair;
Neath this linen, cut square;
But the bride wears a veil now, instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,256 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'neighbor mcnutt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My neighbor McNutt is aflutter.
He opens his shutter to sputter,
"Your mutt, I can see,
Likes to water my tree!"
McNutt is a nutty abutter. <LIMERICK_END> | 521 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eglomerate cats'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When cats unwind thread from a ball,
They eglomerate. Cats, after all,
Like to play with things knit;
I, for one, had a fit
When Rags raveled my pashmina shawl! <LIMERICK_END> | 42,469 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'neither saw'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Neither saw, late at night in the growth,
The threat, as the two pledged their troth.
A commorient, each
To the other, my speech
Will remember the loss of them both. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,613 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'louie hip'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Louie's hip; he's so dernier cri.
Oh my gosh! Is he looking at me?!
The new "hot" guy at school—
Here he comes. (Now, don't drool.)
There he goes, on his way to Marie... <LIMERICK_END> | 32,462 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'summer squash'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With summer squash, please keep in mind,
If a curved, tapered neck's what you find
When you look heck, the squash
Is a crookneck, by gosh,
Colored yellow in flesh and in rind. <LIMERICK_END... | 31,946 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bonfires'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Celebrations," the ancient intones,
"Feature bonfires," then sadly bemoans:
"But as flames die to embers,
Who with us remembers —
They're named for the burning of bones." <LIMERICK_END> | 55,041 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'means walk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From the author: Go also means "walk"
And "afford," though is this how folks talk?
Plus "traverse" and "enjoy."
Also "tolerate." Boy,
I've got sources for all, so don't squawk! <LIMERICK_END> | 65,049 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tytonidae barn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mask-like faces, each shaped like a heart,
Set Tytonidae, barn owls, apart
From the Strigidae (true).
See the one in my yew?
Ain't he dapper? Yep, wise and right smart. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,188 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'latticework texture'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This latticework's texture's a trial,
Since it's weathered from setting a while,
And the surface is rough.
Filing won't be enough.
Guess I'll claim it's a "primitive" style. <LIMERICK... | 57,000 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'absolution'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Absolution was sought by a glutton
Whose blue jeans would no longer button.
Her absolver, the priest,
Said, "I'd diet at least—
And cut out the beer, fries, and mutton." <LIMERICK_END> | 4,241 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lopsided'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dear reader, don't think me misguided
When I shriek, "Can't you see it's lopsided?!"
Only evens are rad,
And the odds make me mad,
Despite taking the meds I'm provided. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,696 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mathematicians protecting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The cryptographers used to break codes
In their government-guarded abodes,
But today these clinicians
Are mathematicians
Protecting our credit-card lodes. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,208 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'build counterforts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To buttress walls nearest the street,
We build counterforts every few feet.
The most solid foundation
Is sapped by vibration.
Our solution's ingenious and neat. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,619 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'platonic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If they claim that their love is platonic,
That would seem to be somewhat ironic.
When they both were undressed,
They could not pass the test,
Since carnality proved more harmonic. <LIMERICK_END... | 25,749 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pound'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A denominate number, as such,
Will tell you exactly how much
Of a property's found
In a weight of 3 pound:
And the unit's to serve as a crutch. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,444 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'roast beef'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If more people arrive than you wish—
And you're wanting roast beef or some fish—
Try aforcing your meal.
Grain or dairy's ideal
To bolster the bulk of your dish. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,270 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buffalo bumper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cowcatcher used to be found
On a steam engine's front, near the ground.
This buffalo bumper
Was used as a thumper
Where bison were known to abound. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,089 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cowp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cowp or a coup (or a coop)
Is not something about which you'd whoop.
It's a wagon or cart
With closed sides, used in part
For transporting malodorous gloop. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,518 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lord winklestone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At St. Wendy's, our primary role
Is to pray for Lord Winklestone's soul.
Our reward is some land
Held in frankalmoin. And
An estate on Bikini Atoll. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,859 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chinese whispers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Chinese Whispers an old parlour game:
Is the message you pass on the same
As one whispered to you?
Did you hear it wrong too?
(From a time when all games were this lame!) <LIMERICK_END> | 17,161 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stuff dry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You unpack your new gadget how neat!
There's a baggie with text: DO NOT EAT.
"What's all this then?" you cry.
Well, it kept your stuff dry.
It's a desiccant. Moisture it beat. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,968 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'captor limerick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've been trapped in this miserable attic
For donkey's years. Truly traumatic,
My fate is to write,
Every day, every night,
For my captor, a limerick fanatic. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,557 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tell shirt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Yes, I've got lots of clothes in my house,
But I can't tell a shirt from a blouse.
I'm a guy; I don't care
What a woman might wear.
You'd be better off asking my spouse. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,029 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Did you hear of the bigamist who
Once married two women I knew?
I declared to his face,
"That's an utter disgrace,
For you can't have Kate and Edith, too." <LIMERICK_END> | 5,317 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'porch campaign'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This front porch campaign, new-created,
Was effective and, yes, underrated.
He'd prevail in a breeze,
Self-assured and at ease:
He stayed home, issued statements, and waited. <LIMERICK_END... | 56,967 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'john'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Are you challenging me?" Don asked Ron.
"I am so gonna beat you. Game on!"
So they battled it out,
Downing hot dogs and kraut.
Now the winner's last out of the john. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,473 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seniors lack'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many seniors lack drugs for their ills,
And they can't pay their Medicare bills.
Between Feds and big Pharm,
There is cause for alarm
When our aged are boasting no pills. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,008 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dependency'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> By dependency you are controlled.
You've no yearning at all to be bold
And move out. Take the plunge
And stop being a sponge.
Cut the cord, man! You're forty years old! <LIMERICK_END> | 58,479 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blowout preventer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A blowout preventer (not "bop";
B-O-P) is a valve that's on top
Of a well full of oil,
So the oil doesn't soil
All the soil. If it fails, bring a mop. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,295 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snot runs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As the pretty young girls run along,
From your park bench, you lust—that's so wrong!
You wear hideous clothes.
Snot runs out of your nose.
(Can't believe you're the star of this song!) <LIMERIC... | 17,391 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prince eddy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's the king the UK never had:
Prince Eddy. Immoral? A tad.
Lived life fast, relished fashion;
At heart he'd compassion.
Died young of the fever. How sad. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,156 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carnifex pressed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The carnifex pressed him with stones,
Adding weight straight from matins to nones,
While flaying the rest,
Leaving arms, legs and chest
Unfleshed, excarnificated bones. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,730 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baptized'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's agreed, as the norm, as three years
For the timeframe when Jesus drew cheers.
But a bipaschal scheme,
To a few, it would seem,
Fits in "baptized" to Calvary's tears. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,348 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'get'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You should "get down and boogie," they say.
But where can one get down today?
Well, if you're in luck,
You can find a soft duck
Called an eider, and just pluck away! <LIMERICK_END> | 41,579 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'horse promptly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tom's young female horse promptly sped
When he'd told her to slow down instead.
"Whoa, filly!" he blurted,
But onward she spurted.
"Defiant," Tom woefully said. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,557 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'word fabiform'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "In your thesis" observed the head dean,
"You have bean-shaped (page three, line thirteen).
Try to sound more abstruse;
Here's a chance to let loose
The word fabiform. See what I mean?" <LI... | 48,655 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thrash metal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An orchestra fully embraced
All the trends of the modern-day taste.
But their thrash-metal medley
Was reckoned too deadly
By sensitive eardrums laid waste. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,938 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lateness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Much ado at the office today:
I got called on my lateness, they say.
(I myself missed the fuss,
Fast asleep on the bus
While some blabbermouth gave me away.) <LIMERICK_END> | 46,654 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cars cosmetically'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fit and finish for cars adds allure:
Trim and panels aligned, and secure.
In the paint, not one pit —
Not one bubble may sit.
Cars cosmetically pure we assure. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,934 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gobble'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Don't gobble your dinner you'll choke
Or get hiccups and wind: it's no joke.
If you wolf down your food
You look gross; you sound rude,
Like a greedy-guts, stuff-your-face bloke! <LIMERICK_END> | 59,990 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sling think'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Consideration's not too much to ask:
Don't you think you might help with the task
Of arranging this thing
With my arm in a sling?
Think of me while you selfishly bask. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,045 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hitter chokes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While it's true that a choke hitter chokes,
And it's failure this wording evokes,
It's the bat he is choking.
Sounds odd? I'm not joking.
Short hits are the sort this guy strokes. <LIMERICK... | 29,924 |
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