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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vagina leaves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A congenital problem to rue:
No vagina leaves life all askew.
But a female physician
Can't fix the condition;
It's Amann's operation to do. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,237 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cap hat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> C: the letter that team captains rate.
CA: US's third largest state.
Cap: a hat to put on.
Capo: Mafia don.
Capon: rooster who met a clipped fate. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,706 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lug takes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Force times distance is work so decreed,
And for physics that's simple, indeed.
How much work a big lug
Takes to stamp on a bug?
Just a foot-pound is all he will need. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,431 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'short'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Those caught short can, in lieu of a loo,
Rent a pot with this signage: "If you
Would prefer to use me,
It's a pound for a wee,
And it's two for, you know, number two." <LIMERICK_END> | 59,457 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'circumesophagal nerves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The circumesophagal nerves
May be found round the gullet that serves
So an insect can swallow
(Through this tube that is hollow)
The food it so richly deserves. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,598 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bihari procedure'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Bihari procedure is owed
Due respect for the pubes cut and sewed.
But performing extrusion
To create an illusion
Must violate some penile code. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,747 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cosmic dust'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tiny particles floating in space,
Cosmic dust is all over the place.
There's clearly enough
Of this nebulous stuff:
It's obscuring the Milky Way's face! <LIMERICK_END> | 29,820 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pedigree cow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I'm a pedigree cow!" she appealed,
"You all know how much milk I can yield.
All your milk churns are full,
So just cut out the bull
And admit I'm the best in my field." <LIMERICK_END> | 51,321 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alfredo sauce'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aunt Harriet showed her esteem
For the butler's sweet butter and cream
And shaved Parmesan cheese
Mixed with pasta: "More please!
Your Alfredo sauce, Al, is a dream!" <LIMERICK_END> | 62,173 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It has rained cats and dogs. Okay, fine,
But can carp (yes, that's us) safely dine
On this flea-bitten food?
If you think carping's rude,
We shall stop (if you drop us a line). <LIMERICK_END> | 12,695 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pols without'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here are counterintuitive things:
An airplane that doesn't have wings,
A Giant who's small,
And the oddest of all,
Contributions to pols without strings. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,454 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'marriage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It was clear that our marriage was toast.
To a dalliance or two I'd been host.
Maybe three. Perhaps four.
Maybe seven or more.
OK, fifteen or twenty, at most! <LIMERICK_END> | 10,632 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amateurs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Jobs always look easy to do
When done quickly by pros; that is true.
But when amateurs try,
You can tell with your eye
They took weeks and went wholly askew. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,009 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'garbage collector'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The term garbage collector, some claim,
Is preferred as a good PC name
For those who, day by day,
Take our garbage away.
(The word dustman, of course, means the same.) <LIMERICK_END> | 58,858 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bulwarks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The sides above deck on a ship
Are the bulwarks, which offer a grip
For the tipplers on board
Who are out of their gourd
On the rum that was stored for the trip. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,413 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bi'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> B: the plan when plan A goes down hard.
Bi: a guy loves his girl and his pard.
Bin: a box or a crate.
Bing: this crooner was great.
Bingo: fill in a line on a card. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,101 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cedar gone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our cedar's gone brash, it's so dry.
Summer heat's turned it brittle; that's why.
This old wood's bound to splinter,
And won't last the winter.
Fresh cherry is growing nearby. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,602 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pope'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Number Two, truly "Pope for a Day,"
Was an antipope, annals would say.
When Celestine got bounced,
He stayed calm and announced,
"You don't want me as pope? Well, OK." <LIMERICK_END> | 46,783 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feasibility study'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Feasibility? Study it, sure.
But run freight trains on only manure?
The scheme's chances are scant,
Yet we did get the grant.
("Eco friendly" is always a lure.) <LIMERICK_END> | 54,504 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'emergency fund'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "An emergency fund," Dad advises,
"Will cover financial surprises.
A safety-net stash
Is important with cash
Set aside for whatever arises." <LIMERICK_END> | 63,922 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'earth art'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In your sculptures, shaped land plays a part;
Call it earthworks, or land or earth art.
Fashion woodpiles and mounds,
Sculpt the ground that surrounds
As it moves you—just follow your heart. <L... | 45,621 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'philosophy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My philosophy's all in 'the now',
As I try not to think 'why and how',
But I ponder on truth
And retaining my youth:
My life's path is of being—the Dao. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,213 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eighteen wheelers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Eighteen-wheelers? I'll list what they're not:
Speedy, small, inexpensive, and hot.
They are trucks for loads less
Than a trainload. (Now guess
Just how many huge wheels each one's got.... | 42,787 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'averroism'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Averroism, seen as the bane
Of the Church, was at odds to make plain
How a Frenchman would seek
To interpret a Greek
By way of an Arab from Spain. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,817 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shows neurosyphilis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Doc performed the colloidal gold test.
In your shoes, I'd be beating my breast.
There are outcomes; of those
That your CSF shows,
Neurosyphilis isn't the best. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,139 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bookselling trade'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The promotion of volumes for sale,
Like Dan Brown's new conspiracy tale,
Forms the bookselling trade,
Where vast fortunes are made
Just by retailing Christ's Holy Grail. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,613 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'class'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My wife says I've simply no class.
She'll insist that I'm gross and I'm crass,
Then (between barbs and quips),
Kiss our dog on the lips,
Yet she won't take a drink from my glass. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,645 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flower'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This flower has leaves that turn up
And meet at the base like a cup.
It has nectar so sweet
Birds and bees think it's neat,
And the butterflies visit and sup. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,962 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buster clout'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Buster's clout as a famed antitruster
At the Grange is now deader than Custer.
He was caught with a hooker
(A sultry good-looker),
Some yams, and a huge feather duster. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,900 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sister'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "My son, my request is that you
Help your sister with what she must do."
"Mother, please ask another.
I can't be a brother
And also assist her now too." <LIMERICK_END> | 5,425 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ships'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ahab, Bligh, Hudson, Kidd, Cook and Crunch,
Queeg and Quint are all part of a bunch.
Then there's Nemo and Drake,
And Hook, that old snake,
Captains all. Name their ships? Got a hunch? <LIMERICK_EN... | 53,376 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grades'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The last day, Christian wallowed and wailed,
"I just checked on my grades and I've failed.
Who'd have known that Diff E
Would have netted a 'B'?
My plans for perfection? Derailed!" <LIMERICK_END> | 31,700 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'garnwindle yarn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On her garnwindle, yarn's deftly wound:
Spooled or spindled, not pooled on the ground.
Her old wheel's constant humming
Means her strand still is coming,
As the old ways keep hanging arou... | 59,159 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'city attorneys'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The city attorneys had planned
To seize all my assets and land.
So I took them to court,
And it gave me support,
Just abjudging my newspaper stand. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,109 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'denominate demonologies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Hell, evil spirits predominate:
It's these devils we'd aim to denominate.
Demonologies claim
To be able to name
All the demons we love to abominate. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,319 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acetabular rims'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Acetabular rims have a slot
Through which vessels can pass, for if not,
Hips would dry up and die,
So it's hard to deny
That this cotyloid notch hits the spot. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,813 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'daddy declared'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our daddy declared, and I quote:
"On my kids I am happy to dote."
But the gifts we had gotten
Were spoiling us rotten,
And Mom said: "Butt off, you old goat!" <LIMERICK_END> | 40,402 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'angel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's oft euphemistically said,
"He's an angel," but don't be misled.
Please don't think me unkind,
But let's all keep in mind:
That's a soldier, once living, now dead. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,139 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'campaign drink'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "It's the drink that you have," the guy spake,
"When not having a drink." Big mistake:
That campaign (drink looks hard,
But is soft) was ill-starred—
Jack, your Claytons, fair dinkum, was ... | 53,862 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eagle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The beautiful photo was bound
In the album that Phyllis had found.
There's an eagle in flight,
With the setting sun's light
Circumfulgent—it shines all around. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,529 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clever'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You're really not taking this seriously",
They said to me, rather imperiously.
When you try to be clever
They mock your endeavour,
But I'm back, writing just as deliriously. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,915 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'judy byron'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Judy Byron had wed Ronnie Roux
And took his name, as wives often do.
That's an andronym. Then
She says, "Please call me Ben."
(Who knows why?) That's an andronym, too. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,882 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kev sealed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's hard to believe what you say.
Are you serious? No frickin' way!
Aw, get out, man! For real?
You mean Kev sealed the deal?
Who's the woman? That's great! Mark the day. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,714 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seabirds go'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> By the shore where the seabirds go roaming,
The winter wind's howlingly combing
The sweep of the bay,
Whipping sand up, and spray,
As the waves are cascading and foaming. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,098 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'butterflies use'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Acraein, you'll find on perusal,
Is what butterflies use to bamboozle
Their foes, but compare
With accismus. That's where,
In your rhetoric? A phony refusal. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,874 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'enamelware formed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Enamelware's formed when you take
Glass and fuse it to metal. To make
It the two must be hot.
The result: a fine pot
Or a pan, used to fry, boil, or bake. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,865 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'greenhorn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Know that greenhorn who's new to the ranch?
He will do things that sure make me blanch.
The kid once turned his butt
To a bull during rut.
I found him draped over a branch! <LIMERICK_END> | 62,280 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anachorism'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An anachorism isn't not quite —
An anachronism. Let's get them right...
Snow in Egypt's the first,
While a film-Pharaoh's thirst
Is the second if quenched by a Sprite. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,674 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bolshie commie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My cousin's a bolshie, a commie.
It makes her a terrible mommy.
She cooks for her brood
Using only red food,
And they're living on borscht and salami. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,534 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'archeological digging'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Archeological digging's so grand.
You unearth ancient objects from sand.
Find a trinket that's small
Or a pyramid's wall—
Vanished cultures are now close at hand. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,437 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bacchic affair'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A mythology scholar named Blaire
Held a wonderfully bacchic affair.
Even nymphs and fauns came
To join in on the game.
(They say Pan did ten shots on a dare.) <LIMERICK_END> | 16,297 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'laser projector'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A ceilometer's laser projector
Beams off clouds to a signal detector.
The system works nicely,
And measures precisely
The height of the sky-based deflector. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,775 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cellar door'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a place where one's wine one can store,
Or a basement beneath the ground floor.
Though oft dark and dank,
We have cellar to thank
For that musical phrase, cellar door. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,233 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'juliet cried'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From her balcony, Juliet cried:
"How I wish for a man by my side!"
"Soft, what light yonder breaks?
'Tis my love that awakes
In my heart that which can't be denied." <LIMERICK_END> | 9,881 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'new roads'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're planning new roads, it behooves
You make lefts less precarious moves.
By the use of diverging
Diamonds, the merging
Of traffic and turning improves. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,361 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'banned stan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the new CEO took command,
Any self-serving action was banned.
Stan was fired for abuse;
He could make no excuse—
In the cookie jar Stan had his hand. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,459 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'innocent ted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He has doveship sweet, innocent Ted,
And telling him's something I dread,
But I'm running away
To join my friend Faye,
And down the gay path we will tread. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,515 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'refusin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're refusin' to do any work.
You're paradin' around with a smirk.
You're unkempt, poorly dressed,
And behave like a pest —
Boy, you're comin' across like a jerk. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,989 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dozy des'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dozy Des—none too bright—is delighted
That his troth is about to be plighted.
A bad choice: she looks grim.
But he's always been dim.
In addition, he's also short-sighted. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,466 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old wedgwood'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My sweet wife's had a lifelong affair
With old Wedgwood their cameo ware.
It's the graceful motif
In two-color relief
She adores. She's got thousands, I swear. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,447 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'colt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a mare to be serviced today—
In the air, a provoking bouquet,
So the colt's more than frisky.
Don't approach him; it's risky.
When he's cadgy, we keep folks away. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,919 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'idiot feels'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I should care how that idiot feels?
No, it's time to just dig in my heels—
Ditch him, once and for all,
Nail his ass to the wall—
No waffling, no pleas and no deals. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,674 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'civil war'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you live in a state where secession
Was used as a means of expression,
You will roundly disclaim
Civil War as a name—
It's "The Wo-ar of No'thun Aggression." <LIMERICK_END> | 18,222 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chorus line'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The chorus line girls were a hit,
But the bandleader threatened to quit.
"This shouldn't be lento
With slow portamento —
It's allegro!" he said in a snit. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,594 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'county'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You'll find, in each county, a seat,
Where its government happens to meet.
That's a city or town
Of some modest renown—
Being loaded with places to eat. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,673 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boring'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's as boring as boring can be,
Dull as dishwater, nothing to see.
He's pedestrian, too.
It astounds me that you
Talk to him when you could talk to me! <LIMERICK_END> | 60,156 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seven nuns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I produced Seven Nuns on the Run,
But went bankrupt before it was done.
With my bank account taxed
And my credit cards maxed,
It was chargeful in more ways than one. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,422 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'silent contemptuous'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He picked on the small guy unfair,
And contemptible. Should I declare
My contempt for the brute?
I'd be next: I'll stay mute,
With a silent, contemptuous stare. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,303 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ferryman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bill the Flatman (his name, you will note,
Means he works on a flat-bottomed boat)
Is a ferryman. He
May some day go to sea,
Though the chances of that are remote. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,038 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'slaves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Concerning the ones I'd enthral,
I'll start with the ones who are tall.
As slaves, they'll be fitter
To carry my litter,
Unless they should stumble and fall. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,919 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'common chord'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Common chord has but one definition
In music's harmonious tradition.
It means "triad": that's three
Tones together. They'll be
The root, third, and fifth in position. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,893 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'loops flags'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Barrel coopers, state troopers, poop scoopers,
Diamond loupers who whoop hula hoopers,
Stand in awe on their stoops
As their flag loops the loops.
Flags are crafted from fabric called bewpers... | 6,045 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pray'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She yells, "Eyeball me! Don't look away!"
So I turn face to face, try to say…
But she's first, starts to holler,
"What's that on your collar?"
(It's lipstick—not hers.) Should I pray? <LIMERICK_END> | 47,478 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diplomatic always'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Diplomatic, I'm always polite.
I use tact. I don't argue or fight.
My sensitive dealings
Steer clear of hard feelings.
Shared goals I keep firmly in sight. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,906 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'two nuclei'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When two nuclei happen to share
Two electrons (it's always a pair),
They're covalently bonding,
A state corresponding
To sharing that's equal and fair. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,753 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'like butter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Like butter prepared by a cook,
Or the head of an old shepherd's crook,
Or chameleons' tails,
Or hide-away snails:
I thought I'd curl up with a book. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,100 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'salesman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a salesman, a pretty slick man—
If some sap wants to buy an old van,
I cut in. He may mind,
But he'll end up behind
The wheel of a lavish sedan. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,382 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cronies social'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've been friending too hastily, friends.
Be aware of these late-breaking trends:
Some who'd pose as your cronies,
Social media phonies,
Are but Facecrooks with villainous ends. <LIMERIC... | 49,871 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'donkey pinned'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At a party, a donkey's pinned tail
Missed its mark, landing far beyond the pale.
It was said to append
To a lass in South Bend
Who relayed it back asswards by mail. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,781 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'uncle miguel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Can you keep this a secret? Don't tell!
I cheated my Uncle Miguel.
I defrauded my Dad
And my Gran (who was mad),
And I cozened my cousins as well. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,253 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'first christmas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That first Christmas, an anticipation
Was fulfilled with great praise and elation
When Emmanuel came,
The Lord Jesus His name:
"God with us," our joy and salvation. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,420 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jocks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Flocks of jocks from the blocks by the docks
Love to box, cleaning clocks near the stocks.
Each one wishes his might
With his fists in a fight
Knocks the socks (and the frocks) off a fox. <LIMERICK... | 5,003 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'verdict disrank'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a captain named Frank
Whose tactics and leadership stank.
He was quickly relieved —
And the sentence received?
The court-martial's verdict disrank. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,887 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'courter plays'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The courter plays multiple roles:
He seduces, beguiles and cajoles—
Pitches woo, seeks a mate,
Lures an athlete to State,
Tempts the mares into making some foals. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,751 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'date'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Date just me? The idea was heady,
So my voice was a little bit thready:
"My darling, my pet,
I know we're not set
For bethrothal but would you go steady?" <LIMERICK_END> | 61,679 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dowry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's the youngest he likes (I have three);
Wants no dowry and has a degree;
I make up my mind
To repay him in kind:
"If you take the first two, third one's free!" <LIMERICK_END> | 36,016 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'medic medics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Edda (the poem, Old Norse,
An exciting historical source)
Mentions gods, but no medic.
Medics wouldn't be Eddic —
They'd be quite out of context, of course. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,006 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'butterfly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Britain's Camberwell beauty: the name
Of this butterfly conjures some fame.
Yet throughout the New World
Its wings are unfurled
As the mourning cloak: one and the same. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,767 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spices'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Say a cook made a meal it's his best!
And you're eating it now just to test.
Since his spices are nice,
All the flavors entice,
And your gut finds it smooth to digest! <LIMERICK_END> | 33,727 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Rick had dreamt that he fell off a cliff,
And, as usual, has woken up stiff.
He is heartily sick
Of this neck-ache—this crick—
So it's not what you're thinking. (As if!) <LIMERICK_END> | 26,688 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bette midler'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bette Midler could never refute
That the Leibovitz picture was cute.
Now, in tribute, I'm nude,
Shouting, "Look at me, dude!"
My roses are blushingly mute. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,712 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anglia fell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> East Anglia fell to the Danes
And her king suffered martyrdom's pains;
Though historians ravel
Our holiday travel
To Bury St Edmunds remains. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,970 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cox spoke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A management guru called Cox
Spoke in jargon designed just to fox,
Till his staff, in a state,
Stuffed him into a crate
So he'd start to think inside the box. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,626 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fought dinks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We fought dinks in the hot Asian sun.
In each battle, they seemed on the run.
We kept track of their slain
And sent stats up the chain,
But just body counts don't tell who won. <LIMERICK_END... | 35,374 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'slave life'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Kunta Kinte, it can't be disputed,
For slave life was wholly unsuited.
He was barely a man
When his troubles began:
From his home he was cruelly disrooted. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,559 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chum'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Get a point if you're nice to some scum
Or gold star just for being a chum.
Swear when hitting your thumb
And lose all, like a bum.
This gamification is dumb. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,014 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cedar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The cedar brought Lebanon fame;
It gave to the Temple its frame.
But with forests cut down,
The land's dusty brown.
Fabled Cedrus in danger—what shame! <LIMERICK_END> | 13,236 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fielder shawn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a batter, our left fielder Shawn
Has an excellent eye and great brawn.
The last homer he crushed?
The announcer had gushed:
"That one's outa here! That ball is gone!" <LIMERICK_END> | 62,167 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mcburney'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> McBurney began his long journey
With a pledge that, as district attorney,
He'd crack down on the mob.
"If he does get the job,"
Said the don, "he'll go out on a gurney." <LIMERICK_END> | 33,027 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fred fast'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fred the pilot had scrubbed that day's flight;
A magneto did not ignite right.
So abrupt change of plan:
To a bar Fred fast ran.
For such snags Fred would not get uptight. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,954 |
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