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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'overture fizzled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When each overture fizzled and died,
I felt snubbed, and just withered inside.
I'm embittered, gone cold—
My next act must be bold.
May my targets find nowhere to hide. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,660 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ramón lives'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ecophobic, Ramón lives in Nome,
But finds comfort in Rio or Rome
Or Montana or Maine
Or St. Louis or Spain.
He's at home anywhere but his home. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,805 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stave'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every note on the stave has its place,
Going there, on a line, in a space,
Below or up high.
Do you understand why?
Because every good boy deserves FACE. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,353 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'firefighter leaning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The firefighter's leaning his weight
On the hose since the pressure's so great.
With the water full force,
It's like riding a horse
That could buck him right off on his pate. <LIMERIC... | 35,630 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'villain perverseness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The villain's perverseness was chronic,
His speech patterns oft histrionic.
Always wild, never blah,
He'd go, "BWAH-HA-HA-HA!",
With a laugh that's described as demonic. <LIMERICK_EN... | 47,545 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sincerely tess'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I intend to express myself clearly,
Precisely, concisely, sincerely:
"Tess, I love you—I guess—
But perhaps—let me stress—
I'm suggesting we marry—well, nearly." <LIMERICK_END> | 23,432 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disorder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Disorder is rampant and rife,
And the world is chaotic with strife.
You may think you are set
But there's always the threat
That time's arrow will cut like a knife. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,968 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dehumanization'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The blight of automatization
Has spread to the ends of the nation.
It is really a curse;
Day by day it gets worse
As we head for dehumanization. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,245 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kicked ball'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The kicked ball nearing Max made him clutch
At his groin. It whizzed past. He said, "Such
A close call. I would say
A wee hair's breadth away,
Just a whisker—it missed by that much." <LIMERI... | 64,835 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'edwin armstrong'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Edwin Armstrong, uncredited, gave
Us a static-free radio wave.
But his patent was lost
To those funding the cost.
He, by suicide, went to his grave. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,206 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'captain beefheart'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Don Van Vliet and Frank Zappa had wrought
That odd name, Captain Beefheart. They thought
It was great for a movie
With Grunt People—groovy!
The script and the film came to naught. <LIME... | 13,245 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'soft drink'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I have always enjoyed Capri Sun,
A soft drink implying "clean fun".
The firm that produces
A wide range of juices
By a "Call from the WILD" now is run. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,319 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'play doctor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The play doctor's called when your play
Has some ailment you hope to allay.
He'll prescribe for your drama,
Adding more than a comma.
His medicine's worth what you pay. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,156 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'orcadian weather'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Orcadian weather is plain:
If it's clear, then it's going to rain.
So a broch 'round the moon
That makes fishermen swoon
"Oh, bad weather!" is hard to explain. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,859 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deacon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Is a deacon so shady and sly
(Fudging land or the fruit that you buy,
Killing calves at their birth)?
Is that all he is worth?
We have little regard for that guy! <LIMERICK_END> | 30,260 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'horse suffered'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My horse suffered ligament strain.
There's a curb on his hock. He's in pain.
Inflamed is this swelling.
He's lame. There's no telling
If movement's a thing he'll regain. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,699 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'library minnie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In her library, Minnie found peace
When consumed by the cultures of Greece.
But those great ways have left;
She's confused and bereft,
So she turns to her cups for surcease. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,410 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'olives asked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Got some olives?" I asked of the briner.
"Yes indeed, and they couldn't be finer.
I use salt straight from Brest,
And the water is blessed
By my priest, so the taste is diviner." <LIMERICK_... | 7,301 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'decision making'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Decision-making skill's in your purse.
If the thought of a choice makes you curse,
Just the flip of a penny
Can deal with so many
Dilemmas, for better or worse. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,383 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'condom upon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A condom upon an erection,
The icing on top of confection,
The tiles on a house,
And the fur of a mouse —
All are different types of contection. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,116 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'walking sometimes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I don't really look where I'm walking,
Sometimes steady in pace, sometimes balking,
As I amble, half dead,
Writing rhymes in my head—
Lips may move, but you can't hear me talking. <LIME... | 9,224 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'accuse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a man's done you wrong, you accuse
Him of cheating, deceit, or a ruse.
But don't sell the guy short;
If you bring him to court
And your foe countersues, you may lose. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,341 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'counterbombardment works'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They've been bombing your soldiers to hell,
So you've cannons and mortars to quell.
When you're under attack
And you need to strike back,
A counterbombardment works well. <LIMERI... | 23,056 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'court lenient'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your confinement time's up to the court.
Lenient judge? Then that time will be short:
Fewer years behind bars,
Fewer rivalries, scars.
Cut a deal. Get the DA's support. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,705 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'giant george'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Giant George gets a sexual charge
Out of Marvin, as well as from Marge.
Six-eleven, three-ten,
Loving women and men,
He is both straight and gay, by and large. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,040 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fright'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A mother, whose kids were a fright,
Knew four words that could stop any fight:
"Cease being so bad,
Or I'll tell your dad!"
Those brats were soon still and contrite. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,365 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sow robert'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As ye sow, Robert, so shall ye reap.
What goes 'round will return in a heap.
If you live your life, Bob,
As a do-nothing slob,
Don't expect to attract Meryl Streep. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,832 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blemish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every blemish and blight, every blot,
Every pimple and pustule she's got,
She has powdered and painted —
Her skin looks untainted —
But for one single (fake) beauty spot. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,038 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nora ephron'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Nora Ephron wrote scripts for the screen
With an insight both comic and keen.
Like her books, they were funny
And earned lots of money.
They never were mean or obscene. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,292 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'syriac script'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This old Syriac script called Garshuni
Looks like Arabic scrawled by a loony,
And a lefty, at that.
Now some pompous old prat
Will get funding to teach it at CUNY. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,549 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bland'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a country, old England's quite grand,
But there's something you must understand:
Our cuisine is quite plain.
On the whole, in the main,
It's a place where the bland leads the bland. <LIMERICK_EN... | 12,338 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gulliver climbs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Wee Gulliver climbs, as he seeks
The pass between towering peaks.
And time seems to crawl
As he crosses that col,
For he fears Brobdingnagian cheeks. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,205 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'exciting audaciousness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a world that is jaded and bored,
We OEDILFers are widely adored!
It's clear that our writing
Is seen as exciting.
Audaciousness can't be ignored! <LIMERICK_END> | 2,304 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'refined plaster'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a tool called a darby which shows
Up on jobs where the tradesmen compose
The refined plaster coat.
As one said, "Now I float —
Smoothing out the too-highs and the lows." <LIMERICK... | 33,568 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'depth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "No depth!" was her cause for rejection.
Now the painter applies, as correction,
A deepening haze
To obscure the eye's gaze.
He has learned atmospheric projection. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,974 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'humorist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A shopper says, "I'm a consumerist,"
And a bookkeeper says, "I'm a numerist."
But me, I deride
This appellative pride:
I'm a fool, or a clown, not a "humorist." <LIMERICK_END> | 1,653 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jail'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I sit in my cell and I cry.
My freedom is gone, and I try
To stay sane, but I fail,
'Cause the cops put in jail
An eleutheromaniac guy. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,609 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chain reacted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my chemical A sets off B,
And then B sets off C, causing D...
E... F... G... H... I... J...,
I can certainly say
That they all chain-reacted for me. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,774 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cherimoya fruits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cherimoya fruits grow in Peru
And ates flavor drinks in Cebu.
If, perchance, their trees meet
You will soon get to eat
Atemoya's sweet custardy goo. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,243 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'biker fast'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a biker, I'm fast and I'm tough;
A commuter, through traffic that's rough.
As I weave in and out,
Hear my "ding-ding" and shout —
"Coming through!" as I pedal and puff. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,946 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'harass every'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In my school was a boy who'd harass
Every girl in our self-defense class.
He was sassy and crass,
And made passes en masse
Till a lass in a sling put his ass. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,421 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buffet sarcophagidae'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While survivors are not done with crying,
When they've not yet abandoned denying,
Perhaps meat's in decay—
Larval flesh fly buffet.
Sarcophagidae dine on the dying. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,168 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trinity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Godhead includes three in one:
It's the Trinity second to none.
There's the Father, the Son,
And the Ghost (Holy spun).
Without them, how could life have begun? <LIMERICK_END> | 61,055 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leerful'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> By nature, he's carefree and cheerful—
Even blither on days when he's beerful.
If a lady strolls by,
He might give her the eye
Up and down, unaware that he's leerful. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,419 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sister suzanne'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My brother-in-law's the poor man
Who married my sister Suzanne.
And now he's regretting
French kissing and petting
Suzanne in the back of his van. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,998 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'modulation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Modulation in music's a breeze,
And it helps to have chords such as these:
Minor thirds stacked on top
Till you've four; you can stop —
They're diminished; three cover twelve keys. <LIMERICK_E... | 34,309 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'risen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Christ is risen!" These words, so profound
As the message of Easter, expound
That His body, as token,
Redeems us. They're spoken
From Peter's great square (which is round). <LIMERICK_END> | 56,857 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bacon ham'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Carbonara for me," said a bloke
In a diner. The waiter then spoke:
"Oh forgive us, sir, please,
We have bacon, ham, cheese
But no eggs. I'm not kidding. No yolk." <LIMERICK_END> | 11,297 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'benzopyrene'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Benzopyrene is clearly no joke.
Get too much and it's likely you'll croak.
The danger's authentic:
IT'S CARCINOGENIC!
You inhale it in cigarette smoke. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,758 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'edward iii'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Edward III, in his fifty year reign,
Was a bane to the French; his campaign
Launched the Hundred Years War,
While the government swore,
Never more! Your taxation's a strain. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,684 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cytologists study'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cytologists study the cell.
It's a subject they know very well,
But a lot more's unknown—
How cells grow, how cells clone—
Guess their work will proceed for a spell. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,959 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'uncle geppetto'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My bibulous uncle Geppetto
Can handle his aged amaretto,
But tonight drinking whisky
He got kinda frisky,
Then stood up to sing Rigoletto. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,535 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mincing oaths'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Was it eff-all this bloke said today?
I can guess what he just did not say:
It's a four-letter word
Which should never be heard.
Mincing oaths keeps bad language at bay. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,168 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'four tunes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The G-Clefs (four brothers, one friend),
Had two hits: one, "Ka-Ding Dong," they penned,
And "I Understand," one
The Four Tunes group had done;
"Auld Lang Syne" is the back-vocal blend. <LIMER... | 56,616 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coplanar dot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Three non-aligned points will ordain
A flat slice, or an infinite plane.
A coplanar dot
Perforce is a spot
That this functional set will contain. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,073 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'camellia adorned'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> York and Lancaster chose as their flower
The rose, sign of grandeur and power.
But the dear old Queen Mother
Selected another—
The camellia adorned her last hour. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,005 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'said trish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I said, "Trish, have you lost your ambition?
Months of drinking and sloth decondition
Any athlete. Once champ,
Now you're weak; muscles cramp.
See your coach and consult your physician!" <LIME... | 40,862 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'george brummell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> George Brummell (known always as Beau)
Lived in England a long time ago.
He got men to dress better,
This arbiter/setter
Of fashion who died with no dough. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,193 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick elicits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a limerick elicits a scoff
Or is crude in its terms (e.g. boff),
For the sake of the young
And the tempered of tongue,
We with courtesy curtain it off. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,803 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kidnapping threat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the shuttle blasts off into space,
There's no chance that the astronauts face
Any kidnapping threat
Because NASA has set
Antihijack procedures in place. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,940 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bosworth field'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Bosworth Field is where I will defend
My great realm," Richard cried, "I'll not bend!"
But soon he was forced
To concede, when unhorsed,
"I've a hunch that my reign's at an end." <LIMERIC... | 50,764 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'preacher flaplips'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Preacher Flaplips will endlessly blather
To believers who round him oft gather,
Being all in one place.
When he steps up his pace,
They soon work themselves into a lather. <LIMERICK_END... | 59,571 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'high dudgeon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Indignation and huffiness weak?
Heightened outrage and ire you seek?
When high dudgeon's too low
And resentment won't flow,
Try Mum's Umbrage® for fine fits of pique! <LIMERICK_END> | 59,556 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hull sturdy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The last crosspiece: we're through, if I'm right,
Once we plane it and fay it in tight.
The hull's sturdy but sweet,
And just short of complete.
A skilled boatwright's not taught overnight. <... | 54,505 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'federer best'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Roger Federer: best of all time?
He plays tennis described as sublime,
Mixing power with grace,
And precision that's ace —
There were few that compared in his prime. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,735 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ford coley'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> John Ford Coley & mate England Dan
Had a handful of hits in the span
Of three years; four of these
Topped AC. They would please
Like a breeze in July. I'm a fan. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,244 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drayman hauls'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A drayman hauls goods in his dray,
Back and forth, back and forth, every day,
As he drives with his loads
Over highways and roads,
Working hard, I would say, for his pay. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,917 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snake fresh'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sam the snake, fresh from full exuviation,
Met an officer shouting: "Damnation!
This beast's shed his skin.
It's a crime and a sin.
For your nudity, here's a citation." <LIMERICK_END> | 49,077 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'french chalk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a tailor draws lines on your coat,
It's French chalk he will use. Also note
When dry cleaners have grease
That they want to release
From some clothes, this same talc gets their vote. <L... | 63,346 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ambreic acid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Add to ambreic acid a base,
And an ambreate's left in its place.
That's a salt—in a niche
Next to ambrein, which
Is a fragrance perfumers embrace. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,346 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cubicle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Being late, he maneuvered avertively,
Sneaking into his cubicle furtively—
"I know it's inane,
But our boss is a pain
In the butt," Tom said very assertively. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,669 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gone blues'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In twelve bars, here's some heartbreakin' news:
I been singin' them "Baby's Gone Blues".
Yeah, my baby, she's gone —
But my wailin' goes on
In the AAB pattern I choose. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,857 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'graphite conduct'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Why does graphite conduct electricity?
Look at benzene, a case, for simplicity.
The electrons aren't bound
To fixed bonds, but go round
Where they want. Behold: aromaticity. <LIMERICK_EN... | 21,356 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poor stella'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's an island that's so antigay
You face lynching or jail . . . Such dismay!
It's a place where poor Stella
Got her "groove" till her fella
Said, "I'm reading the lines of a play." <LIMER... | 24,840 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'raw eggs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a foolhardy chap, can't you see?
I eat raw eggs and shellfish for tea,
And I act without thinking.
What's that? The boat's sinking?
Set course for the wide open sea! <LIMERICK_END> | 52,644 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'outdanced us'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We suffered a bruising defeat
At the hands of the power elite.
'Twas a crushing display
By the corps de ballet:
They outdanced us—we couldn't compete. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,953 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aces'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When baseball was at its beginning,
It was aces that made for teams winning.
But one ace (now a run)
Was too few; twenty-one
Won the game, in no matter what inning. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,816 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wizardly visions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "What a farseeing guy you must be,"
My ex-mother-in-law said to me.
"Your all-knowing decisions
And wizardly visions—
No wonder your wife had to flee." <LIMERICK_END> | 49,350 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trousers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At Harrod's, the talk of the town
Is that trousers are causing a frown.
With their pants round their knees,
They're all feeling a breeze;
London britches are all falling down. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,385 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prescriptions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In prescriptions, amounts are the same;
As a book, it's the anecdote game.
Up in Éire, it invokes
An old goddess, but folks,
On our friends, Ana's only a name. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,956 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'punning offends'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If my constant bad punning offends,
I'll aby so that we can stay friends.
I will gladly endure
This ordeal as the cure,
And aby you a drink as amends. <LIMERICK_END> | 201 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'multiplied knit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A factored expression is split
Into parts, which when multiplied knit
Back together again.
But do not use a pen
Since it's math (or that's maths to a Brit). <LIMERICK_END> | 59,588 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crankshaft'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Down the highway you rapidly glide,
As the crankshaft helps power your ride.
And to make the shaft stay
In its place under way,
There's a crankcase which holds it inside. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,687 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dutchified speech'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Make wet, you t'ink?" "Sure we'll have rain.
Look, it's spritzing already; it's plain."
Though such Dutchified speech
Isn't much of a reach,
It's a dialect destined to wane. <LIMERICK_... | 53,428 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poor bear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I went to the London zoo, where
I saw a poor bear without hair.
I don't know if that's bad,
But I felt very sad.
I can't bear to behold a bare bear. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,568 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'john looks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> John looks cretose he's ashen and pale;
His complexion's way off (he's in jail).
He's cretaceous, like chalk —
So what gives? He won't talk.
Marsha says that his alibi's frail. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,175 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'oedilf needs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The OEDILF needs a guard with big jaws
To dismiss work with serious flaws.
This in-the-front editor
Should not be a predator
Who rejects righteous lims without cause. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,900 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frankie fumed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Our Bootlegger's gone," Frankie fumed,
"So our booze-lovers' luncheon is doomed!
Drinkers love to get at
Aged cheeses like that
Since with whiskey it's often consumed." <LIMERICK_END> | 58,359 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lung unexpectedly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some poor S.O.B., name of Seth,
Very nearly was frightened to death
When a bleb in his lung
Unexpectedly sprung,
And resulted in shortness of breath. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,223 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cramps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My amplifier handled The Cramps
With ease: they all sounded like champs.
So for hour on hour,
I cranked up the power,
And gave it a few extra amps. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,038 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gab talk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've the gift of the gab: I talk fab.
At debate I'm a hand that is dab.
Dunno why, when I preach,
As I gab, people screech,
"Cease your speech and siddown! Shut your gab!" <LIMERICK_END> | 55,818 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'denting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm spending my time now resenting
A steel style my wife is inventing.
She keeps hitting a wall
With my car at the mall.
It's art to her. I call it "denting." <LIMERICK_END> | 31,787 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carbonnade'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Carbonnade is a fine Belgian stew
Made of beef cooked in beer; onions, too.
A chef who meanders
To kitchens in Flanders
Will learn how to make it for you. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,331 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'last bottle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I ordered a bottle of Bud,
But it bounced from the bar with a thud.
Now it's busted, alas,
In a shower of glass.
It's their very last bottle? Oh, crud. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,256 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'couple romance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No sooner were words of love spoken,
Than the couple's romance wound up broken.
"Should have shut my damn mouth!
Now my love life's gone south;
To a life on the shelf I've awoken." <LIMERI... | 60,814 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'classical limericks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The classical limericks forswear
Any gravitas, offering fare,
Born of whimsy, on sinning,
Like this one beginning,
"There once was a Swedish au pair…" <LIMERICK_END> | 36,494 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'love'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In love with her right from the start,
I foolishly offered my heart.
Being hers to abuse,
With the heels of her shoes
She contused it and tore it apart. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,204 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'called tortilla'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Heard a gag, to wit, joke, from a chap
(Had to laugh – gave his back a fond slap).
Here's a punny idea:
If a song's called "Tortilla,"
Could you say that it sounds like a wrap? <LIMERICK_... | 54,480 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lust'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aphrodisia? Define it, I must:
When a man spies a woman's firm bust
Or fine legs, it's that feeling
That's hotly appealing.
Want a short definition? Try "lust." <LIMERICK_END> | 48,391 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rehearsals'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At rehearsals, they say I'm bad news.
I'm so nervous I shake in my shoes,
Always taking a leak,
Or forgetting to speak —
I'm not minding my pees and my cues! <LIMERICK_END> | 26,759 |
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