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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'churches looked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Christchurch, the South Island city,
The churches looked ever so pretty,
Until a big quake
Gave 'em all a good shake
And a bunch tumbled down. Such a pity. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,436 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abruptness night'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "At the end of a phone call I might
Tend to be too abrupt, so you cite.
Well, I wasn't aware,
So I'll try to take care
To avoid such abruptness g'night." <LIMERICK_END> | 16,897 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'debt restructuring'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Got no cash? In way over your head?
Debt restructuring's helpful, it's said.
Terms that once made you queasy
Are thus made more easy—
And you get to keep some of your bread. <LIMERICK_... | 39,818 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cotton pants'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Thanks to cellulose greening the plains,
We have Wheaties, and burgers, and trains.
For your blue cotton pants,
Thank the polymer plants
That make long polysaccharide chains. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,265 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'horde'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While my workload is quite irrepressible,
Some OEDILFers feel I am addressable
As "Head of the Horde,"
Or as "Chief," or "My Lord,"
And to these folks, I'm always accessible. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,300 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feminine charm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She's used every last feminine charm
On her fancy man clamped to her arm.
Now she's feeling complete,
And he thinks that she's sweet,
But she'll bring him emotional harm. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,238 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dungeon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the dungeon, I came to a door.
And beyond it? I had to explore.
As I loosened the catches,
I could hear some soft scratches.
Then a flood of large rats crossed the floor. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,287 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hungarian rubik'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Hungarian Rubik whose cube
Was a masterpiece watches the tube.
He's been viewing TV
For so long now that he
Has become an illiterate boob. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,303 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'whereas achromats'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's clear aplanats fix all distortion,
Whereas achromats fix just a portion.
So it's hard not to hype
Adolph Steinheil's lens type;
Thanks to him, views stay true no contortion. <LIMER... | 41,940 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'degarnish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I learned a new word just today
That I'd like to define if I may.
It's degarnish: "make bare,
In your home, each room there,"
Not "to take all the parsley away." <LIMERICK_END> | 29,771 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shovelling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A sharp toe to my ribs; I awoke.
"Lazy lout! Grab thy shovel and stoke!"
My boiler room snooze
Had now earned me a bruise.
In a trice I was shovelling coke. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,550 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'great practiced'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm accomplished and thought of as great!
I practiced and practiced—the wait!
All my effort was tough,
And the going quite rough!
Now a master, I'll lay it to fate. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,864 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'canoodle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though it seemed like an apt thing to do,
Let our tale be a lesson to you:
We were quite nearly drowned,
For it's folly, we found,
To canoodle while in a canoe. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,459 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fossil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "That old bone I dug up is a fossil."
"From a dinosaur? Fierce and colossal?"
"No, but large (for a rabbit),
It once did inhabit
Minorca. I'd guess it was docile." <LIMERICK_END> | 54,173 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'splooot ptoooi'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Saliva's such fun to expel
When you learn to expectorate well.
I suppose it sounds screwy,
But Wrack! Splooot! Ptoooi!
Makes big wads of spit fly like hell. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,851 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beleaguered lion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Beleaguered, a lion denied
His own hunger and tried to provide
For his litter of cubs,
But they withered like scrubs,
So he quit and just swallowed his pride. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,589 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'different metals'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Different metals united as one,
And used, say, in parts of a gun —
These alloys are stronger,
Corrode less, last longer
Than metals in "pure form" have done. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,041 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hatched bird'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I can lay the jokes on pretty thick,
Though some girls say the word makes them sick.
But a newly hatched bird
Lacking humor absurd
Boasts the innocent label: a chick. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,664 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'occipital aspect'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> See the skull in the following slide:
The occipital aspect is wide,
While the frontal is narrow
(A bit like an arrow);
It's beloid in shape, cut and dried. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,229 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As the goyim in Glasgow might say,
"I am fated to die yes, I'm fey".
Now my Barry will marry
A shiksa named Carrie;
For me, the end's nearing. Oy vey! <LIMERICK_END> | 54,397 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'borders'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our acquired endowment's been squandered.
It's no wonder that skilled jobs have wandered
Far outside our borders.
To create New World Orders?
No, only the bottom line's pondered. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,235 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lonely'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm so lonely. Is there any way
I can find a date? Yes, I will pay.
I'm a rather old guy:
Female friendship I buy.
Enjo kosai can brighten my day. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,137 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'giving secrets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Apophasis: I'll never say
That it means giving secrets away
When, by slip or pretension,
You casually mention
The things that you shouldn't betray. <LIMERICK_END> | 299 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lettuce crop'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They like cool weather now I recall.
My poor lettuce crop bolted, grew tall.
Summer days were too hot,
Now the whole lot is shot.
Bitter leaves, lots of stem and that's all. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,739 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'moose loose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The remarkable Robert the Bruce
Tried again and again to deduce
Why the spider's finesse
Wasn't crowned with success;
Could there be a moose loose 'boot the hoose? <LIMERICK_END> | 43,325 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'skinny canners'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Skinny canners are not fit to serve.
For what we charge, our patrons deserve
Beef that's marbled and tender.
But this crook's a vendor
Of gaunt, sorry sinew the nerve! <LIMERICK_END> | 63,752 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aleph null'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aleph-null is an infinite set.
Cantor showed it's the smallest you get.
Infinity rises.
Sets come in all sizes.
To some theorists, Georg was all wet. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,081 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'georgia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Georgia, you're certain to find
Things to cherish and folks who are kind.
Through my sorrow and pain
It will always remain,
Like a good old sweet song, on my mind. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,607 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clitoris like'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This tissue just under the belt,
When caressed, causes women to melt:
The crus of clitoris,
Like a kick from Chuck Norris,
Can't be seen, but, oh boy, is it felt! <LIMERICK_END> | 25,980 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tumour inside'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Should a doctor have need of a guide
To learn more of your tumour inside,
With an endoscope view
And cup forceps he'll do
A procedure well known and well tried. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,645 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disestablishmentarians hate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Disestablishmentarians hate
England's Church being wed to its State,
But the stance they oppose
Is what everyone knows
For its letters, which count twenty-eight. <LIMERICK_END... | 26,441 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gelatinous gloop'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've a cold. Can't you tell from the goop,
From the viscous gelatinous gloop,
From the jellylike blob
I expelled from my gob
That now wobbles and bobs on your soup? <LIMERICK_END> | 56,017 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rosie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of my robot the rubes are afraid.
In their missives, my Rosie's portrayed
As "unnatural wife
Undeserving of life",
For she's abiologically made. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,041 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'outcomes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's the cause and effect of an act,
Linked together as sealed in a pact.
Some outcomes not planned
Are deservedly panned,
Like a war where the hawks are not backed. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,554 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'telly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Entertainment, on telly each night,
Piles on pressure: the news must excite.
But when media crews
Seek to dumb down the news
To boost ratings, the content is slight. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,354 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'banned music'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now the school board's banned music! Those fools
Have afflicted us all with their rules.
The decision was made
'Cause the school board's afraid
Of some violins and sax in our schools. <LIMER... | 16,293 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scarlet berries'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Climbing bittersweet twines around trees;
Scarlet berries divided in threes
Flaunt their arils of gold.
For Thanksgivings most bold,
Cornucopia's spangled with these. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,776 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'phelps sits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My sister, fair Phyllis Fi Phelps,
Sits all on her own as she chelps.
Quite solo she chatters,
On nonsensical matters.
(You don't have to be mad, but it helps.) <LIMERICK_END> | 18,031 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'singing quaver'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An asthmatic young tenor named Steve,
At slow tempos, would frequently grieve,
"Though I don't flag or waver
When singing a quaver,
I simply can't hold a whole breve!" <LIMERICK_END> | 6,206 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'woolly adelgid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A woolly adelgid attack
On a hemlock is more than a snack:
As these pin-head bugs dine,
Mighty trees will decline.
Asia, please take this pestilence back. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,696 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wheel ancient'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Archaeologists' studies reveal
That the wheel's ancient starting appeal
Was for potters. One frowned:
"Why do I go around
Each new pot?" (What a crafty big wheel!) <LIMERICK_END> | 61,333 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'faroe islands'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Faroe Islands? They're bumpy, not plains.
And the weather? Quite often it rains.
This little description
Shows this land's not Egyptian.
It's self-governing, under the Danes. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,604 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'classical ballet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my art school said they would endow
"Pas de deux with a chicken and cow",
I made quite a display
Using classical ballet:
It sounds weird, but my grant's thirty thou. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,237 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'muscle fibers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Muscle fibers have A-bands. Explained:
They are darker than I-bands when stained.
Their look also changes
As view angle ranges.
Like hair bands, they tear when they're sprained. <LIMERICK_E... | 5,219 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'raft'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dragline was dropped from our craft.
Said the captain, "All hands fore and aft!"
We are scraping around
On the bed of the sound
For our diver who fell off our raft. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,639 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'roasted quail'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A salad was waiting to toss
As I roasted a quail for my boss.
Deep in butter and flour,
I expended an hour.
What the hell; béchamel is great sauce. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,463 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'never scout'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Seems my husband was never a scout,
And knows naught of what scouting's about.
I said, "Be a den father."
He answered, "Why bother?
I'd shout; scouts would pout—there's no doubt!" <LIMERICK_E... | 36,739 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flexible friend'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When our dinner had come to an end,
I found I'd no cash left to spend.
My credit card, luckily,
I had, so said, pluckily,
"I'll pay with my flexible friend." <LIMERICK_END> | 61,213 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'betweentimes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Betweentimes is sort of betwixt
The present in which we're now fixed
And the future that's due.
(I hear tell Doctor Who
Is in trouble for getting them mixed.) <LIMERICK_END> | 11,035 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sing tenor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a versatile boy in the choir,
Who's a little bit straight, yet on fire.
I sing tenor or bass;
It's a role I embrace:
A bisectional pro, now for hire. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,039 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'volunteer mice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a radioactive device
That is actin' on volunteer mice.
They are isotope-stressed
To determine and test
If this actinon's naughty or nice. <LIMERICK_END> | 740 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'common'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Why so common?" we wondered in days
Of our trade market's earlier phase.
So they shifted the name
And re-branded their game:
Now in Europe they've changed the whole phrase. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,367 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tyrant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The tyrant was feeling dejected:
He sensed that he wasn't respected.
He decreed, feeling bold:
"Pay me all of your gold!"
And with force made this ruling effected. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,318 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deuteroscopy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Deuteroscopy's not an exam
With a flexible tube and a cam;
See, my own second sight
Brings the hidden to light —
I'm very perceptive, I am. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,125 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'electron dwell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said a valence electron, "I dwell
Far away in the outermost shell.
A swell ion's my home,
But at times I will roam—
Join a current that's moving pell mell." <LIMERICK_END> | 41,046 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cachet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Don't confuse a sachet with cachet.
If a sweet-smelling pouch had a way
To confer select status,
This charmed apparatus
Would cost just what Faust had to pay. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,636 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'batting collapse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While the team may have plenty of caps,
England's batsmen were caught taking naps.
The result for our nation,
From their poor concentration?
Yet another bad batting collapse. <LIMERICK_E... | 61,739 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pen pal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sob. My pen pal will no longer write;
Over politics, we had a fight.
Now with no correspondence,
I feel more despondence—
And no longer care I was right. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,580 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sneak thief'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A sneak thief who's a.k.a. "Danny",
And partner in crime, "Wet Nurse Annie",
Absconded up north
When a dragnet swept forth
To scrutinize each crook and nanny. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,211 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ecclesiolatry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ecclesiolatry's surely obsessive,
And too much tradition's repressive.
Churchly ways tie you down
When your friends go to town.
Your whole outlook turns inward—regressive. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,793 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'winsome dorothy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Wizard of Oz is the best;
Winsome Dorothy passed her last test.
She employed deliquation
By way of hydration;
Goodbye, Wicked Witch of the West! <LIMERICK_END> | 37,057 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ruga invented'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Around two hundred thirty BC,
Freedman Ruga invented the G.
For the "guh" sound, his sign
Was a C plus a line.
Spelling now makes more sense, you'll agree. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,199 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'exterior'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Far from perfect am I, though superior
In all that you see my exterior.
But I'm rotten inside;
I have so much to hide!
My interior sucks it's inferior. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,447 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kakistocracy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When worthy ones rule: meritocracy.
When fools are in charge: kakistocracy.
In the US, we note,
Every fool gets one vote.
That's how ca-ca might trump a democracy. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,530 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'casanova'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Casanova's still famed as a great
Super lover. His sexploits create
A remarkable tale;
He seemed seldom to fail
To partake from a very full plate. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,043 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'germinate grow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Within seeds, there is life to be freed
If they have the conditions they need.
They will germinate (grow)
Leaves above, roots below,
Then mature to a bush, tree, or weed. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,349 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chevy broke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When his Chevy broke down, Bill, my banker,
Was upbeat and observed without rancor:
"It's unfixable, yes,
But I've options, I'd guess.
Add a chain and I've got a fine anchor!" <LIMERICK_END> | 45,053 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'american drivers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> American drivers are bad,
And their lack of civility's sad.
Most should stay out of cars
Lest we all end with scars.
What they're good at is driving me mad. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,872 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bare breasted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A gal in New York was arrested
For strolling outdoors while bare-breasted.
But courts say, "No fair!
You can not make gals wear
Shirts and blouses, 'cause men go bare-chested." <LIMERICK_EN... | 17,893 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'naboo delegation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You would think this some grand disputation,
But it's just picayune argutation.
You are both splitting hairs;
I mean, really, who cares
Who was who in Naboo's delegation? <LIMERICK_END> | 28,061 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'makes moo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the sniffy young waiter named Lou,
"What doneness of beef works for you?"
"Tell your chef to prepare
A small rib eye très rare.
I don't care if it still makes a moo." <LIMERICK_END> | 36,712 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'genetical dream'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From the lab came a loud, happy scream:
Her new clastogenic regime,
It turned out, was no joke;
That large chromosome broke —
She'd achieved her genetical dream. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,199 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swami'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's all-knowing, omniscient, on high,
But tells jokes as a down-to-earth guy.
At the deli, he's teaching —
Enough of his preaching!
We're calling, "Put swami on wry." <LIMERICK_END> | 12,104 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'october curse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To Eliot, April is cruel.
As far as months go, he's a fool:
October's a curse,
November's a hearse,
And December's a harsh icy ghoul. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,545 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'decrypt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cryptographer tried to decode
(Or decrypt) an enciphered old ode,
And he worked on the script
Till he lay in his crypt—
'Encrypted', and thus à la mode. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,276 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'father quinn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I went to a priest and confessed
That I'd spied on a woman's big chest.
Father Quinn counseled, "Say
Ten Hail Marys and pray."
Like that woman, I too was then blessed. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,791 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cicely phelps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Svelte Cicely Phelps's proportions
Enabled amazing contortions
With such fabulous ease
That her foot seemed to sneeze,
While her uncle collected extortions. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,232 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'teeny sheep'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Little lamb, did you run off from Mary?
Was she getting a bit too contrary?
Well, you're only a pup,
An exiguous tup.
Teeny sheep like you gotta be wary. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,415 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'astral projection'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I think astral projection's a crock,"
Said a stuffy and cynical doc.
"The mere concept's a con;
A live Jack, Jill, or John
Cannot make their mind/body unlock." <LIMERICK_END> | 12,947 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'field bed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With its canopy arching above,
The old field bed felt right for our love:
To be sure, it was small —
Hardly roomy at all,
But for snuggles it fit like a glove. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,419 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'money lush'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It takes moxie to make a fast buck;
Get-rich-quick schemes take more than good luck.
Easy money, lush times,
Might involve a few crimes.
My advice? Go for broke, ya dumb cluck. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,748 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'copper nose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Hey! Your schnoz," cried the ill-mannered brat,
"Is the hue of a Santa Claus hat!
It's a copper-nose!" said
This young bastard, well-read.
(It was Shakespeare who'd come up with that.) <LIME... | 39,043 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cubage sufficient'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Here's a very large load for your truck.
Is your cubage sufficient?" asked Chuck.
"My voluminous rig
Has a trailer that's big,"
I replied. "All is well; you're in luck!" <LIMERICK_END> | 45,392 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'young rose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A lisping young rose would pursue
A botanical sweetheart to woo.
"I'm wild as a panther!
Pray give me your anther!
I'm pointing my pithtil at you!" <LIMERICK_END> | 6,863 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thomas dorr'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Thomas Dorr took great pains to promote
His belief that white males should all vote.
R.I. pols blocked the door
So he set off a war,
But the Dorr War received little note. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,140 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sad inmate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A sad inmate, Disorganized Jake,
From his papers no order could make.
But he sported a grin
When his friends smuggled in
A small file clerk inside of a cake. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,012 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'torch dollar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I can buy what I want. I can blow
Lotsa bucks for amusement, and so
Let's go torch dollar bills —
Let's burn money for thrills.
I'm financially solvent, you know. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,611 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bloodbath'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Men are butchering folks in the night
With machetes that slice left and right.
Pools of red on the floor
Are now clotting—the gore
Of this bloodbath's a sickening sight. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,999 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'partner dozer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We'd concluded the deal. As a closer,
We shook hands while your partner, a dozer,
Took a nap on my couch.
Is it true? Now that grouch
Is a controverter, foe—an opposer? <LIMERICK_END> | 46,601 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shore'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This new job now affords me a chance
To enhance our sales region's expanse.
East to west, shore to shore,
I'll promote us; what's more,
My position I'm bound to advance. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,033 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deafly behaves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When one deafly behaves it may mean,
Though the sounds which arrived were quite keen,
That perception was not
What this listener got.
(Often wax in the ears may be seen.) <LIMERICK_END> | 31,327 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crop circles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Are all crop circles alien hordes'
Ultimatum to earthly farm lords?
Cereologists say
They're a cosmic display...
Or maybe they're flattened with boards. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,130 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'binocularity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The advantage of binocularity
Comes from retinal image disparity.
So we see in 3-D;
It's adaptive, you see,
So cyclopians now are a rarity. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,781 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deracination'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You would exile the lot? Are you sure?
Deracination is so harsh a cure.
They're among us for years;
Why succumb to your fears?
(Our sweet daughters are not all that pure.) <LIMERICK_END> | 57,077 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'afropop'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Afropop's not a cola Ebola,
Like a soda consumed in Angola.
It's pop music they play
In an African way.
It's heard worldwide. Now where's my payola? <LIMERICK_END> | 30,830 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ranch boss'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To the ranch boss the cowboys had pleaded
That a new ankle beater was needed.
"On a cattle drive, he
Should assist," was their plea,
"Without getting his young ass stampeded." <LIMERICK_END> | 56,309 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'declinable'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Declinable: things you turn down,
Such as cheddar that's moldy and brown,
Or a night on the town
With a guy in a gown
(But not lips, dear, for that's just a frown). <LIMERICK_END> | 36,858 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cowboy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This old joke should elicit your "Aw!"
Once a three-legged mongrel growled, "Maw,
Yes, I know I am lame,
But just give me the name
Of the cowboy who shot my poor paw!" <LIMERICK_END> | 12,762 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'self flattery'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Such pretension is utter self-flattery,
An indulgence in flaky mad-hattery:
Is this room full of brats
Having naptime on mats
An "academy"? No, it's a brattery! <LIMERICK_END> | 11,121 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'daughter fourteen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She sees dresses and dolls at age ten.
Four more years pass and what you have then
Is my daughter, fourteen,
Hair of brown, eyes of green,
Who cannot keep those eyes off young men. <LIM... | 52,158 |
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