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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'reparation said'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> By way of, you know, reparation,
I said, "Pardon my belch." A sensation!
"I don't like what I heard.
Please don't use that bad word.
So much nicer to say 'eructation'." <LIMERICK_END> | 50,359 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aisles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I stare at the shelves in confusion,
Wond'ring why there is such a profusion
Of sizes and styles.
Choices litter the aisles.
Is the simple life just an illusion? <LIMERICK_END> | 24,628 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cuttlefish squid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a cuttlefish hidden amid
All the ink of that cuttlefish squid:
Atramentous and black,
It deters an attack:
You can't see where that cuttlefish hid. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,923 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beatles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Beatles were finally free
Of each other, but from the debris
Of the Get Back disaster,
Got Spector to master
A postscript that said Let It Be. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,842 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What a pitiful, horrible man.
Personality? None! And no plan!
Who'd want him as MP?
Well it sure wasn't me:
I'm the snivelling jerk's also-ran. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,091 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antiarthritic glucosamine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since my joints are becoming granitic,
I'm taking an antiarthritic:
A glucosamine cap.
Still, I crackle and snap —
I wouldn't wish this on a critic. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,238 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'churra ancient'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Churra: ancient Iberian breed
Of sheep, brought by Spaniards to feed
Hungry armies of men
In Southwestern camps—then,
For the Navajo, they filled a need. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,648 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wall escapees'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Getting past the despised Berlin Wall,
Escapees had to run, dig, or crawl.
Those attempting a trip
Through its deadly death strip
Would not wait for that grim wall to fall. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,268 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'award'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What a thrill when you get an award,
Like a crown on your work—oh, my lord!
It says, "Yes, you're the best,
Rising over the rest!"
For your toil you deserve this reward! <LIMERICK_END> | 2,901 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'autochthon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An autochthon is something that's found
In a place that is in or around
The location where it
Was first formed. I'll admit
The word native's less painful to sound. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,352 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bride'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you toast that new bride of poor Dan,
Use constraint, since you are his best man.
You'll be bound for rebuff
If you speak off the cuff—
So be prudent: prepare a prim plan. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,488 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bile'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> After grease has digested a while,
From the chyme in your gut, you get chyle.
Your lymphatics receive
Whitish fluids that leave
With emulsified fats, mixed in bile. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,152 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'angels'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though angels are rarer today,
The Biblical stories portray
Them as shining with light
On a dark Christmas night.
"Praise God, Alleluia," they say. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,628 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swapped antiques'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What a love the old couple expressed:
Swapped antiques before going to rest!
He gave darlingest Meg
His old hickory leg.
He was thrilled with her big cedar chest. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,426 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'copperas rocks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Have you heard of the Copperas Rocks,
So unusual, sometimes it shocks?
With their coppery color,
All others seem duller.
They're pretty—they'll knock off your socks! <LIMERICK_END> | 24,598 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'demonetisation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cried the Chancellor, "How does this sound?
I am doing away with the pound.
Its demonetisation
Will save our great nation—
Now, find me a banker to hound!" <LIMERICK_END> | 29,321 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gloomy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My son is quite downlooked and gloomy.
He rooms with a whiner named Toomey
Who constantly moans
In low mournful tones.
I sure hope that he'll find a new roomie. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,495 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crunch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When your credit is caught in the crunch,
Don't rely on a whimsical hunch—
Double-check what seems best
And play close to your chest
In a world that seems right out to lunch! <LIMERICK_END> | 27,880 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breeding ground'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A breeding ground might be about
Some condition or thing which, no doubt,
Can propagate there—
So it's basically where
Lots of animals go to make out. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,488 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'concrete'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My dog often drops in the street
His deposits upon the concrete.
A change of location —
Delocalization:
The mantra my neighbors repeat. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,456 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tool asked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Where's my tool?" asked his friend in the call.
Joe replied, with his back to the wall,
"I destroyed its sharp point,
Making holes for a joint.
Please forgive that I gave it your awl!" <LIMER... | 37,582 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'two pianists'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If two pianists we can persuade,
Then a Mozart duet will be played.
On a bench extra wide,
They will sit side by side,
With four hands on the ivories laid. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,719 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'absolve means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Absolve means to set free from blame
(Or acquit, which is nearly the same)
One who's falsely accused,
Or unjustly ill-used,
With no actual truth in the claim. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,201 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amity jane'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Other lawyers would say with disdain
That Jane's kindliness made her a drain
On the legal profession;
They coined an expression:
Want friendship? Call Amity Jane! <LIMERICK_END> | 3,470 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nuking beryl'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A reactor that's nuking a beryl
Is creating a medical peril:
Though the gem's more attractive,
It's radioactive.
Could your jewelry be making you sterile? <LIMERICK_END> | 7,502 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'means pupal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I look chrysalid up, and I find
It means "pupal," but never the kind
In the eye that can gaze.
It's a butterfly's phase—
One that's left larval living behind. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,992 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'serve'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That red line on the front of the court
Is the cutline—your serve came up short.
It's just squash; don't get nervous—
Make sure that your service
Is in bounds (not at me or athwart!). <LIMERICK_END... | 28,726 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'finals dance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Come the finals, a dance-off's intense.
Though they've practiced, demands are immense.
What at last will decide
Involves magic and pride,
Then the grit to survive the suspense. <LIMERICK_END... | 56,243 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diddle dee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From the Andes to Falklands, behold:
The diddle-dee takes on the cold.
On stone slopes and flats,
It forms low-growing mats.
Ornamental? By some it's extolled. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,420 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'call white'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Call a white man a buck and what's meant
Is he's dashing—a spirited gent.
Call a black man a buck
And you're pushing your luck.
He might think you've a darker intent. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,183 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bikini'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the bathhouse, I relish the sight
Of her push-up bikini clasped tight,
Then enjoy the sweet "pop"
As she opens her top,
And her bosoms in freedom delight. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,535 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'un'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When world peace is at stake, the UN
Sends blue helmets armed women and men —
To prevent civil war.
Then they leave. As before,
War returns most uncivil again. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,332 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'allergy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I lay my thick head down to sleep,
With a sniffle at each passing sheep.
It gets on my nerves
'Cause this allergy serves
To make my catarrh gently weep. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,362 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'call box'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A call box (compartment where mail
May be called for) is rarely for sale
At your post office, though
You can rent one, you know,
If you're still using mail known as "snail." <LIMERICK_END> | 56,656 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'record'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He was caught selling pills to a narc
Just outside of the school, in the park.
Seems his past had been checkered,
And now on his record
He's added another black mark. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,577 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'as if'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her posture went visibly stiff
As if to say "Jump off a cliff!"
He had only suggested
An act she detested,
So she answered quite brusquely, "As if!" <LIMERICK_END> | 2,240 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'golf'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To his golf he devoted his life—
A decision that caused him much strife.
His devotion was such
That he got out of touch
And was posted 'mislaid' by his wife. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,418 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'euclid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Euclid sired Euclidean space,
Where a parallel "rule" made his case.
Einstein proved gravitation
Creates perturbation;
Al's case for curved space we embrace. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,846 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bad baldrick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bad Baldrick's a bold balistarius.
The objects he aims at are various.
You crossed him? Oh my!
He's a cross crossbow guy—
Hold on to your life, it's precarious. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,379 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'burn ears'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To burn ears in the US of A:
To rebuke in a powerful way.
But when British ears burn,
You discuss out of turn
Some poor sap who can't hear what you say. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,505 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nails'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You bought nails in a "blister pack"? Never!
The M-W says so? Whatever!
That's a "bubble pack," Bob,
For your hammering job.
With the other term, logic you sever. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,438 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sgt clyde'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Sgt. Clyde, meet your partner's replacement—
Wait! We're twenty floors up from the basement!
Get yourself back inside
From the window frame, Clyde,
Or I'm pulling your ass off the casement!" <... | 16,305 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buntings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many birdwatchers find great delight
In the sighting of buntings. They might
See the lark way out west;
In the east, though, the best
Is the indigo, sea-blue and bright. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,004 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rudest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're the rudest of all. There's no youth
Who is more unrefined, more uncouth.
You are vulgar and wild!
You're not dating my child—
Your crassness will keep you from Ruth! <LIMERICK_END> | 29,093 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'felo de'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Long ago if a man went astray
By ending his own life this way—
As a suicide act,
It's recorded as fact
He'd be known as a felo-de-se. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,637 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'morale'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Americans sure have the tendency,
One has to agree, for ascendancy.
Put us down in the dirt,
Our morale might be hurt—
Two weeks later, we're back in resplendency! <LIMERICK_END> | 2,237 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pomeranian terrier'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Pomeranian, terrier, spitz?
Get a bomb and let's blow them to bits!
Collie, Pekingese, beagle?
Let's make them illegal.
(Cynophobic, my life is the pits.) <LIMERICK_END> | 27,910 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pusher'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A pusher who lived by his wits
Sold his dope just for cash—took no chits,
But one day he got high.
When a floozie walked by,
He took two IOUs for six hits. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,647 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'three bedrooms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The ad called it "airy and light,
With views of the city at night."
Three bedrooms, one bath,
But the walls were just lath.
It was certainly airy, all right! <LIMERICK_END> | 6,902 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'misspell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a lexicon once should misspell,
Will its peers see the error and tell?
Well, erucifrom's one
Word where nothing was done.
It says "wormlike" in others as well. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,559 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dental formula'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dental formula: This is the way
We can show in a graphic display
How the teeth in a mouth,
Front and back, north and south,
Are set out in specific array. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,703 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gabriello fallopio'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Gabriello Fallopio knew
Quite a lot of good stuff about you.
From Fallopian tubes,
On to eyes, ears and pubes,
This anatomist's prominence grew. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,109 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diplogenesis causes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Diplogenesis causes a doubling—
If a windpipe, it makes extra bubbling.
Unless surgery's done
To construct only one,
The outcome is bound to be troubling. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,093 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acolyths serve'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Acolyths serve at church functions,
And might even aid extreme unctions.
They serve at the altar
And seldom do falter;
They assist without any compunctions. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,389 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'called vip'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The fellow who's called VIP
Has arrived where we'd all like to be.
He has power; he may
Even wear a toupee,
But a bigwig? I wouldn't agree. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,371 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'slutty school'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Slutty School Girls is not what you'd call
Edutainment. This movie's a ball,
And it sure entertains.
But enriching your brains?
Educational? No, not at all. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,031 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grass widowers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Grass widowers we call the men,
Who are married, but now and again
Have to do with no wife,
Who, though still full of life,
Is not present till goodness knows when. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,309 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'capybaras'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Capybaras will eat their own poo —
That's what auto-coprophagists do.
It's a clever device:
They consume the grass twice,
Gaining protein the second time through. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,194 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'absence grows'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Punning Jane said to Henry, "Let's ponda.
Yes, absence makes hearts grow much Fonda.
But if love grows no stronger
While absence grows longer,
Try presents." (That pun is a shonda.) <LIMERI... | 8,999 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baron phelps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Baron Phelps was a cowardly swine:
Sent his men to defend the front line,
Then withdrew from the fray.
At last Fate had its way:
While retreating, he stepped on a mine. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,620 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drill'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From a full yard away you can feel
Waves of heat from this drill. Its appeal?
Many tools, getting hot,
Would get dull. This will not:
That's the beauty of chrome-tungsten steel. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,296 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caesar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This offer is final, my last,
And the time for more haggling has passed.
I have quoted a price
That I think is quite nice,
And the die (as said Caesar) is cast. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,433 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ecologists misanthropic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To ecologists I'm misanthropic,
For I'm deaf when they rant on their topic,
And I'm blind, as they've seen,
To their arguments green:
I just tell them I'm deuteranopic. <LIMERICK_... | 28,579 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dystoposthesia feeling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dystoposthesia: feeling dis-placed,
I can't sleep, am a-loft, so de-based.
I'm dis-eased, and I roam,
But at last, "I've gone home".
No dis-grace. Life is lived, death is faced. <L... | 45,081 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'constantly cramp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I have style that you constantly cramp.
See that fence? See that trough? See that ramp?
Let me jump them! I'm fit.
See me champ at the bit.
Reign unreined, I'm a bit of a champ. <LIMERIC... | 16,687 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mr whiskers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mr. Whiskers was always demonic,
Running circles at speeds supersonic.
But he's now taken ill,
Sitting slack-jawed and still...
So the vet gave our poor cat a tonic. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,157 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calendar hangs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My calendar hangs on the wall,
Spring and summer and winter and fall.
As I stare at each square
And I see nothing there,
I declare I have no life at all. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,709 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'omelet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If an Aussie or Kiwi should make
An omelet, though eggs he must break,
He'll say "googies" instead.
(That's a word that I read
In instructions for platypus cake.) <LIMERICK_END> | 64,691 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leaves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a way to tag leaves (how they're nerved),
That curvinerved word's well-deserved.
Just for leaves, quite specific,
This term, scientific,
Means ribs and/or veins are, well, curved. <LIMERICK_END... | 45,579 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'speaks farsi'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There is many a woman and man
Who speaks Farsi, the tongue of Iran.
Farsi also describes
One who comes from those tribes
Which were Persian when Persia began. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,142 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'attending college'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're attending a college that's out
For some profit? It seems there's some doubt:
You may not for your pain
Get a job, even gain
A degree to be framed or to tout. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,846 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'passing marriage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's done creditably brings acclamation
To the folks who pass state legislation.
Passing marriage for gays
Would bring credit and praise—
And a liberal-left reputation. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,728 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'people colons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sometimes columns or trees are displayed,
Even-spaced, in a line or arcade.
But your notion to pose
People's colons in rows
Makes a helluva strange colonnade. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,040 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gotham stoop'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> GOTHAM STOOP: a girl weeps, uncontrolled;
SNOWY PODUNK: folks hustle through cold;
RESTLESS MOB AT A TRAIN:
Break them up, cue the rain.
Backlot crises are always controlled. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,804 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'air announce'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I aver, I avow, I declare:
"I'm in love, and I'm walking on air!"
I announce it out loud
To the crowd, as I'm proud
That we two make a wonderful pair. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,718 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adventures gest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A tale of adventures, a gest,
Is the literature I love the best,
For I suffer addiction
To this kind of fiction.
I prefer it to all of the rest. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,585 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'libyan hound'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's hairy and musky and round,
And can also be typically found
Near a Tripoli pub?
It's the abelmosk shrub—
Either that, or a Libyan hound. <LIMERICK_END> | 491 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What our fantasy board game provides:
The idea that fate rides on tides.
Watch the tumbling dance
Of what's shaping our chance:
Decahedrons our dice have ten sides. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,249 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dark woods'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Deep, dark woods, as the snowflakes take hold,
I now rein in my horse in the cold,
Keeping musings but brief,
So they don't act the thief,
Breaking promises, words good as gold. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,924 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'functional bits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From life's vastness, we seek explanation
Through perceptual organization
(Gestalt). Thus, the functional
Bits are conjunctional:
Wholes more than parts in summation. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,893 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aspirins good'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For the pain that you feel in some part
Of your body, for remedy start
Out by taking these pills
To help lessen your ills:
Take two aspirins. (Good, too, for your heart!) <LIMERICK_END> | 30,739 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cinnaburst gum'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though the company's long since dispersed,
Here's a gimmick that must be the worst:
You could chat with a chum
Chewing Cinnaburst gum
Without taking the paper off first! <LIMERICK_END> | 32,513 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'freewheeling rover'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you fly, no more freewheeling rover;
Now we travel in herds, with a drover.
Shoes and liquids? What's next?
If you think now you're vexed —
"Next in line, drop your pants and bend... | 44,294 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'satan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Diabolical that's what I'm called.
Extreme evil ensures I'll be hauled
Off to Hell when I die.
I'm so wicked a guy
That I even have Satan appalled. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,624 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sneeze'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Source of misery, anguish untold,
Is my subject—the plain common cold.
This distressing disease
Makes us snuffle and sneeze.
He who cures it will surely win gold. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,788 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'filming nights'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Filming nights, but your timing's not right?
Different film stocks can alter the light.
When your schedule's off-kilter,
Use the perfect blue filter—
You'll have evening at noon, day for n... | 43,756 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'meeting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Trading many a truculent glare,
They were rivals (as all were aware)
And eternally galled.
So a meeting was called
With the purpose of clearing the air. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,758 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alexander thought'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Alexander thought Tyre no trouble,
And, filling the sea up with rubble,
A causeway he built
And the Tyrians killt—
Leaving only his road and some stubble. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,592 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'draftswoman spouse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our draftsperson, known here as Tex,
Draws up plans and develops the specs
When we build a new house,
While his draftswoman spouse
Checks, corrects, and supplies him with sex. <LIMERIC... | 40,396 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mask'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They gave the assignment to Frank.
It was he, who, as lowest in rank,
They encharged with the task
Of creating the mask
For the robber to use at the bank. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,328 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'air rage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's really no point in denying
It's air rage we're feeling while flying.
Six hours on our butts
Eating nothing but nuts—
And that baby in back won't stop crying! <LIMERICK_END> | 7,886 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'culvert fin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The new roadworks advisement has clout;
Adding aprons is what it's about.
On the culvert's a fin
Easing water-flow in,
And a second one easing flow out. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,900 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spaghetti appears'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Before the spaghetti appears,
Please enjoy some asparagus spears
And an artichoke heart
With some eggplant, to start.
Antipasti: they're food pioneers. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,650 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'discount bond'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though a deep-discount bond pays a pittance
(Not enough for a black sheep's remittance),
For the cents that you pay
You'll get dollars, some day,
If the issuer's there to make quittance. <L... | 32,722 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'silver dollar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An antelope, down on his luck,
Saw a coin shining bright in the muck;
But the old silver dollar
Was pointless to swaller,
So the buck, stuck for luck, passed the buck. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,931 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'connecticut yankee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Connecticut Yankee will stand
As a guy who would not be unmanned.
He was skilled and deviceful;
He lived once or twiceful.
His need to invent was unplanned. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,444 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'earth agricultural'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Big problems if food-needs surpass
Our earth's agricultural mass.
A true revolution
Was dung's substitution:
Fritz Haber made bread from a gas! <LIMERICK_END> | 11,264 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'term cgs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a term, cgs, which applies
To a system of units that flies
With a physicist nerd
Who is spreading this word:
"You should try on my unit for size!" <LIMERICK_END> | 16,404 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alpinism'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're obsessed with the tallest of tall
And won't rest 'til you've conquered them all?
Alpinism's no joke:
It may well leave you broke
Or else broken, if ever you fall. <LIMERICK_END> | 643 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'groceries repeat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a bagger, there's never a doubt
I possess neither swagger nor clout.
"Load the groceries repeat."
A monotonous feat;
One I soon will be doing without... <LIMERICK_END> | 40,266 |
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