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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sitcom roseanne'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Stand-up comedy's where she began.
Then a self-titled sitcom, Roseanne,
Came along for Ms. Barr,
But she's tarnished her star
Through the years and lost many a fan. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,066 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cetacean evolved'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Near the shore of the old Tethys sea,
Ambulocetus stalked fishes with glee.
With the ears of a whale,
And a walking beast's tail,
This cetacean evolved by degree. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,689 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deadly repression'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Captivity's deadly. Repression
Provokes a consuming obsession
With ways to escape,
And when tactics take shape
And then fail, I will turn to aggression. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,284 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tortoise hare'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In that fabulous tortoise/hare race—
Which the tortoise completes in first place—
Flighty hare loses out
Through not thinking about
His foe's slow and deliberate pace. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,956 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coordinate axis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A coordinate axis is half
Of a template upon which to graph
Mathematical lines
And a lot of designs —
Plot a spiral, a rose, a giraffe! <LIMERICK_END> | 46,043 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nurse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mother dreamed I would work as a nurse,
But for me that idea was a curse.
I bake cakes and wait tables,
Rate brakes and paint cables,
Crate snakes—occupations diverse. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,847 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fairway'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The fairway's the part that's between
That place where you tee, and the green.
With your driver in hand
Scan the lie of the land:
You'll find golf includes hazards unseen. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,982 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blue petrel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The seabird blue petrel's domain
Is Antarctica's isles, which contain
Nests (below-ground abodes)
Where, by turn-taking modes,
Petrel parents defenses sustain. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,247 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'compulsions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My compulsions are running amuck.
I'm a picky, fastidious schmuck,
Very hard to assuage.
My development stage?
It's the anal at which I seem stuck. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,596 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bessie food'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Today I was really impressed
At the rate Bessie's food can digest.
She ate apples at ten;
They were broken down, then
She excreted the pips on request. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,702 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crotch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's with pants with the crotch at the knee?
And those toques, pulled so low; can they see?
And peaks of the caps
On the sides, or perhaps,
On the backs of their heads—it beats me! <LIMERICK_END... | 18,674 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deticker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No, deticker is not, folks, the heart.
A deticker is heartless and smart.
He will rip from his pet
The most loathsome pest yet,
Then ticked off he will tear it apart. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,525 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'another carafe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Will you think I'm committing a gaffe
If I order another carafe?
Since we're drinking full-throttle,
Why mess with a bottle?
Decanters are better by half! <LIMERICK_END> | 21,227 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'still virgin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My son Clem was, the last time I checked,
Still a virgin. He's not even necked
With his gal Becky Sue.
Once he learns what to do,
He will like it just fine, I expect. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,294 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thee caesar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Hail thee, Caesar! The Gallican chief
Wants a word, be it ever so brief."
"Tell him: No gods-damned chance;
Like the rest here in France
He's no more than a liar and thief." <LIMERICK_END> | 64,584 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hasten'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "To be quick at addition," said Brad,
"Was the only ambition I had,
So I'd speedily come
To a plausible sum—
Which was wrong, I should hasten to add." <LIMERICK_END> | 8,132 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apocalypse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Apocalypse? Why, but of course!
I knew it would come with some force.
The way we're all dead,
And the sky has turned red,
And the four of you, each on a horse. <LIMERICK_END> | 30 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corium'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While shopping at Macy's emporium,
Laurie fell and she injured her corium.
Though her skin was infected,
We never suspected
It would end at the town crematorium. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,086 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'secede johnny'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The disunionist wished to secede;
Johnny Rebel was one of that breed.
As the war issued forth
Pitting South against North,
He would follow Jeff Davis's lead. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,511 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acephali'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The acephali, fabulous guys!
From their chests stare a pale pair of eyes,
For heads have they none.
(Believe it, my son —
Pliny says so, and he never lies.) <LIMERICK_END> | 34,391 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flirtatious coquette'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A teasing, flirtatious coquette,
Called Odette, spins the wheel for roulette,
Both aware of her game
And the punters' main aim:
A chance of her number—you bet! <LIMERICK_END> | 26,311 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'big louie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Big Louie", for giggles and chuckles,
Has a trick that he does with brass knuckles:
Just a thump on your skull
And your senses go dull,
As first one, then the other knee buckles. <LIMERICK_END... | 6,119 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sailboat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On my sailboat I felt like a loser,
So I bought me a new cabin cruiser.
Now I live on the seas
And can swamp whom I please;
I've gone from abused to abuser. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,535 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a sheila is shapely and curvy,
It really seems cheeky and nervy
To ask for a dance,
But reserve means your chance
Is remote to do anything pervy. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,776 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'worksite jim'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the worksite Jim plays a big role,
For the backhoe is his to control.
From the seat of his cab,
He aims it smack-dab
At the ground and he carves out a hole. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,663 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swaggers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He swaggers, the brash cockalorum,
A braggart bereft of decorum.
Though in size he's not much,
His opinion is such
That alone he's enough for a quorum. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,333 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'catsharks hunt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Catsharks hunt in the dark down below.
They have eyes that are long eyes that glow
If some light comes their way.
But they don't play with prey:
Just a lunge, mouth agape, gulp! and go. <L... | 55,523 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hotel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your bed was uncomfortable, true?
And you noticed the crack in the loo?
This hotel is a hole
Since we feel it's our goal
To discommodate people like you. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,720 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'artist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An artist who's truly inspired
Is a person I've always admired.
When he uses his heart
While creating his art,
Then my deepest respect he's acquired. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,342 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eddie cantor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Eddie Cantor, a favorite of mine,
I still think of whenever I dine.
I don't sit and recall
His routines—not at all—
I just drink Eddie Cantor of wine. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,298 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acog delivers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The doctors in ACOG are givers
Of care that would give me the shivers.
When you're pregnant, in labor,
Don't call for your neighbor;
Remember that ACOG delivers! <LIMERICK_END> | 11,450 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'weedy plant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With a search for uranium came
Descurainia's moment of fame:
Where this weedy plant grew
It provided a clue
(Then no more, after short-lived acclaim). <LIMERICK_END> | 55,459 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'preacher pat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Preacher Pat was disquieting? Yes,
He came drunk with two tarts. What a mess!
Then he got out his gun —
Shot a nun just for fun.
Said, "Great party, must go now, God bless." <LIMERICK_END> | 35,152 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'minyan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the rabbi, a female Virginian,
"Sure, women can be in a minyan!"
But the crowd from Kenosha
Would ask Rabbi Moshe
To come up with another opinion. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,046 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ceremonial acts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cornerstone's often displayed
On a building, and when it is laid,
Ceremonial acts
(Speeches chock full of facts)
May take place, and perhaps a parade. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,590 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'annexing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Annexing conjoins things, like land;
Two parties agree they may band,
But sometimes it's not
By consent: what we got
Was a land grab, annexed on demand. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,837 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hundred specialists'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The history of Europe between
Fifteen hundred and roughly eighteen
Hundred specialists name
Early modern. The same
Term for English (then spoken) is seen. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,205 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glue fumes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The cumulative effects of inhaling
All those glue fumes have left the kid ailing.
Sharp spasms, lost hearing—
His hair's disappearing—
In total, it isn't smooth sailing. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,854 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'graham denounced'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With austerity some might call spiteful,
Mr. Graham denounced pleasure as frightful.
His disdain of good fun
Isn't fazing my son,
Who thinks graham crackers taste damned delightful. <LIM... | 65,314 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pray'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are some who will pray on one knee.
In the past, some would worship a tree.
Some may bow to the ground;
Some just swirl all around;
And Hasidics will daven times three. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,306 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'darling daisy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Darling Daisy was frequently dating
Young men, but she kept them all waiting.
This coy little miss
Refused even one kiss!
Now her prospects are quickly abating. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,936 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carmen jones'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Such a singer and actress! Pearl Bailey
Steals the scene on the screen singing gaily
Of "that rhythm on . . . drum."
And from where does this come?
Carmen Jones! That's a film I watch daily.... | 15,507 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swimmin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We took part in a gala for swimmin'
And divin' for men and for wimmin.
We were doin' the backstroke
Event when a quackstroke
Meant ducks had joined in the pool brimmin'. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,217 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'goose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A goose (not the bird) is a crass
Unexpected assault on one's ass.
'Tween your buttocks some clod
His damn finger will prod.
As a joke, it is clearly low class. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,683 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A limerick should be lots of fun
And it should be artistically done,
With Shakespearean words
To impress Wordcraft nerds,
While an Ogden Nash pun ends its run. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,607 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dances'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Deterministically that's how she dances:
Keeps the beat, but ignores my advances.
She's a needle that moves
In predictable grooves;
She's a poet whose feet take no chances. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,768 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bag bug'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Any brown-paper-bag bug, it's said,
Is the type that all programmers dread.
It's an error so dumb
You go searching for some
Sort of bag to put over your head. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,469 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tailor made'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a wife, she was fond; she was doting,
Always careful, his comfort promoting.
And the pill that would kill,
Tailor-made in Brazil,
She prepared with a sweet sugar coating. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,298 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'relationship chris'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "In a cyber-relationship, Chris,"
Said my lover online, "when we kiss,
I'm not touching your face."
(We don't share the same space,
And a :^* doesn't bring the same bliss.) <LIMERICK_E... | 51,338 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corona barmaid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Corona a barmaid asked Cyrus:
"Are you worried about this new virus?"
"No, I've nothin' to fear,
I'm protected by beer.
Pour me one more Corona, dear Iris." <LIMERICK_END> | 64,080 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'outside offices'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Do they stand outside offices? No,
Though they leave a black cloud where they go.
A black smoker's intent
Is to rapidly vent
To the undersea floor, down below. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,319 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mom labor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We may beat on a drum, blow a horn,
Or cry out to tip off (to forewarn)
Of a thrilling event.
Thus the message was sent
When Mom's labor began. I was born! <LIMERICK_END> | 54,628 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prevent concentration'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the train, as we're leaving the station,
You keep trying to make conversation,
Though I can't read the Journal
With all these infernal
Remarks that prevent concentration. <LIMERI... | 20,999 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'falling love'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Let's contemplate falling in love,
And the metaphor conjured thereof.
Should not love see us rise
In our chosen one's eyes?
No more falling love lifts us above. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,310 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mightiest heroes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All the mightiest heroes of Greece
Sailed to plunder the East's Golden Fleece.
Led by Jason, of note,
On the Argo (some boat!),
Their old tale's now a sci-fi stock piece. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,949 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chain smoke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So you chain smoke one after another,
'Til it's choking your sister and brother?
Better quit! You could die.
I'm not telling a lie:
It could ruin your lungs and you'll smother! <LIMERICK_END> | 15,612 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blunderbuss kissed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Jack made me sad, made me cry,
For revenge, I got wrapped up with Sy.
My dad waved his gun,
Said, "You're marryin' her, son!"
I'm a blunderbuss kissed the wrong guy! <LIMERICK_END... | 8,538 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'headache'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you drank just a little too much,
So your mouth's like a kangaroo's crutch
And your vision dissolves
As your stomach revolves,
Then the headache you suffer is Dutch. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,933 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boulder current'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'll bear off, so I don't scrape that boulder.
Current's strong, so I'll brace with my shoulder…
It worked, as expected,
But still, I'm dejected:
My aches say I am getting older. <LIMERIC... | 47,391 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mighty casey'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mighty Casey was looking quite miffed;
Two strikes and he felt he'd been stiffed.
Then the pitcher stared in.
Casey knew he could win —
On the very next pitch, though, he whiffed. <LIMERICK_... | 38,705 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cite comics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Quite a few intellectual snobs
Will cite comics as reading for slobs.
I say some stand apart
In both text and in art,
And the best of them? Calvin and Hobbes! <LIMERICK_END> | 13,989 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ardipithecus ardi'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ardipithecus ("Ardi" to all)
Is a creature some scientists call
The link to our past,
Discovered at last.
Still, creationists aren't in her thrall. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,239 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dirk dance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Should you witness a dirk dance, don't smirk
Or make ignorant jokes like a jerk.
If you do, just beware
Since you won't have a prayer
If the guy with the dirk goes berserk. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,860 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agriculture depends'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a striking convergence of ends,
We see all agriculture depends
On the worm's constant toil,
Clothing clay with rich soil.
We're not theirs, but we count them our friends. <LIMERICK... | 57,560 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'love gone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Nostalgic for love gone awry,
I had called her and asked, "One more try?"
I appealed to romance,
But she screamed, "Not a chance!"
And an antisentimental "Goodbye!" <LIMERICK_END> | 37,788 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hounds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You were always a bit out of bounds;
Now your wrongdoing gives me the grounds
To say that's the last straw —
You fell foul of the law,
And it's time that I call out the hounds. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,712 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sketchingly tom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When he finished my portrait, drawn sketchingly,
Tom had vowed he'd engrave the sketch etchingly.
"I will run after sticks
And do other cute tricks
If you show off my charms," I said fetc... | 54,510 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'one chin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He attempted one chin-up too far:
Couldn't haul himself up to the bar
On the ninety-ninth try.
"Never mind," said some guy
Who was watching. "Chin up, man. Cigar?" <LIMERICK_END> | 15,868 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cheese'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To the hoodlum who hijacked my cheese:
In its place I discovered a tease—
An offensive impostor
For my fine double Gloucester.
Just return the original please. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,086 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sergeant james'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the case of the poor murdered wife,
Sergeant James got the shock of his life,
When he solved the last clue,
Which then pointed him to
Mr. Green in the hall with the knife. <LIMERICK_END... | 27,070 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amsterdam came'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the Hague, there's a judge I once knew
Who from Amsterdam came by canoe.
He said, "Clogged though it be,
It's my hometown, you see,
And I'd love to go back, wooden shoe?" <LIMERICK_EN... | 196 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cold shoulder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've received the cold shoulder all week.
So aloof, my wife won't even speak
To me. What's with the chilly
Behavior? It's silly.
I praised her best friend's great physique. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,034 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'camshaft eccentric'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A camshaft's eccentric lobes bear
On the cylinders' valve stems; it's where,
Once a rev, lobes apply
In-line motion whereby
Valves are opened to fuel or to air. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,359 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cousin flo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Wrenching sob stories, pleading, and such
Move my third cousin Flo very much.
Are you broke? Go to Flo
With a sad tale of woe.
She's a do-gooder, Bro, a soft touch. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,143 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'take vengeance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In avenging a horrible deed,
Please take vengeance no more than you need.
For the deeds that you do
May beget revenge too,
So let kindness and peace be your creed. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,141 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A relationship expert's insistence
Has preserved Mick and May's co-existence.
They're inseparable now
That their mothers both vow
To stay far, far away in the distance. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,198 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'new windows'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am through phoning strangers and crawling:
"Hello. Have you thought of installing
New windows?" It's clear
I've a mining career.
How ironic that mine's a coaled calling. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,608 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'girl turtles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With her carapace hugging her tight,
Every creature swims close in the night,
And to shore each one hurtles,
In a bale of girl turtles,
Leaving eggs (each one facing its plight). <LIMERICK_E... | 37,501 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aggressive defense'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In B-ball, it's often good sense
To show an aggressive defense.
To prevent your strong foes
From making huge throws,
Make your blocking game much more intense. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,730 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'french dressing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "It's a vile shade of orange when bought
In a store," said a chef. "I was taught
To make dressings from scratch,
Since for taste there's no match.
Bottled French dressing? Perish the thou... | 63,349 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'throwing stones'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though no violent act he condones,
The Olympic announcer intones:
"Competition is strong
In this sport. Before long
We'll see men on both sides throwing stones." <LIMERICK_END> | 61,309 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'master pope'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He once worked as a tough nightclub bouncer:
Security guard, rowdy trouncer.
But now he's top pastor,
A cardinal master:
Pope Francis, a Rome-based pronouncer. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,001 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'giraffe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What ailed that giraffe-like old dame
Caused her doctors both sadness and shame.
They cried as they tried
To reach down, but she died,
For her voice box was left to inflame. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,604 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'achenium'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An achenium's one kind of breed
Of a fruit about which you may read;
Indehiscent (no split),
Single-seeded, and it
Is so bare that it's called naked seed. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,787 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'devoured rat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The eradicator came to our house
To get rid of a ravenous mouse
Who'd devoured a rat
And ingested our cat
And was eying both me and my spouse. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,693 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'de cyst'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "A void where some bone should exist
Caused the growth of this lump in your wrist,"
Said the Doc. "There's no hurry,
So stop all your worry!
I'll help you to cease and de-cyst." <LIMERICK_END> | 13,452 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'particle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A particle, bit, tuft or lock
Of fiber or hair is a flock.
Empty clouds, quoth one book,
Have the semblance or look
Of some high flocks of wool, white as chalk. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,897 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cheese dip'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I was kidding. Now don't lose your grip!
You are smart, and your cheese dip's got zip.
You're an expert with cheese.
Don't walk out on me, please!"
"You're a drip," she replied, "I'll jump s... | 19,015 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aridity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The views in his book are jejune.
Call them arid; he's just a buffoon.
There's aridity—yes,
His book's sere to excess—
Like a desert before a monsoon. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,277 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'newt gingrich'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sly Newt Gingrich renewed his attack:
"You own Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac!"
Mitt was quick to refute:
"Check your own assets, Newt!"
Shamefaced Gingrich was taken aback. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,769 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'counterirritants help'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Counterirritants help to divert
Your attention, but may disconcert
By inflaming the skin.
You'll forget your chagrin
When you find that they lessen your hurt. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,529 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'balanced funds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Stocks and shares can go high or fall low;
Bonds and gilts can be volatile, so,
If to risk you're averse,
Then you could do much worse
Than to buy balanced funds with your dough. <LIMERICK... | 8,551 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mustang pierre'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In his Mustang, Pierre never scored.
His advances Patricia ignored,
Though he constantly tried.
"You're annoying!" she cried,
As he chevvied poor Pat in his Ford. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,844 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coat sighed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "My new coat," sighed Lenore, with remorse,
"Like the blanket you'd put on a horse,
Has been made of the stuff
That is scratchy and rough—
It's of dagswain, of grossness, of coarse!" <LIMERIC... | 31,985 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'craniocele'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Craniocele: that's the protrusion
Of the brain caused by lack of skull fusion.
Though surgeons correct
This bad braincase defect,
It's much worse than a mere brain contusion. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,680 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acquire education'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Go to college, acquire education.
You'll be taught to apply cerebration
To solve problems galore,
And with luck, what is more,
Learn to earn, and avoid deprivation. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,351 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aimless'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "To be aimless? That's hardly alive.
Have a goal! Build a plan! Live to strive!"
Like his brothers, his bent
Had this focused intent.
With this conative mindset, he'd thrive. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,202 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corner walk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My life, after times none too sweet,
Turned a corner. I walk a new street.
Now there's hope in my heart,
Since I made a fresh start;
Though I stumbled, I fell on my feet. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,884 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dizzy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm so dizzy, I can't read a line;
My heart pounds, I can't breathe, but I pine.
With the symptoms above—
Diagnosis? In love!
And this verse? An accessory sign. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,585 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'earthquake prediction'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With construction near faults, it's been found
Sudden tremors might shift things around.
Often, earthquake prediction
Is less fact than fiction.
Science tries, but it's on shaky gro... | 48,237 |
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