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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flanders'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The English: In England they dwell,
And their lingo's called English as well.
They are simply the best,
Worth much more than the rest —
So sang Flanders and Swann. Ain't they swell! <LIMERICK_EN... | 62,862 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blockhead bonehead'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A blockhead's a bonehead, I'd say.
Writing verse bad as this doesn't pay.
My preference: the boot
Over endless dispute,
To escape getting hammered all day. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,849 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bitterly blustery'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Such bitterly, blustery weather:
A storm's forming over the heather.
Far above this gray scape,
There's no fine cirrus shape
Like a wispy celestial feather. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,854 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'headache'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a pill which will help men perform
If their love life falls short of the norm.
When a "headache" she pleads,
It's an aspirin she needs.
Once it's taken, the bed will soon warm. <LIMERICK... | 27,123 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'patient curse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Which hospital patient's a curse?
A depreciator—just ask a nurse.
He complains and bemoans
In loud, sniveling tones,
And B-negative blood makes it worse. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,163 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black skin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's hatred toward those with black skin.
In some cultures, alas, it's baked in.
Goes beyond Ku Klux Klan
Or a fear of Sudan.
It's as bad as original sin. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,196 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'humorous written'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If your humorous, written creation
Comes with pages of dense annotation,
Then the force of your spiel
May be less than ideal:
Your jokes need too much explanation. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,647 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baseball sparky'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's so sad that we must close the book
On a hero fans called "Captain Hook".
Baseball's "Sparky" has passed,
But the wins he amassed
Proved he gave so much more than he took. <LIMERICK_E... | 39,578 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mix wine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mix wine, shallots, tarragon; soak.
Add emulsion of butter and yolk.
Nap this sauce, called Bearnaise,
On a steak as a glaze.
It's quite rich, so don't drink it like Coke! <LIMERICK_END> | 6,112 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'firebombing thus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My new firebomb's classic and cool.
Since they're loaded with high-octane fuel,
They burst flames with a roar,
So those near them get sore.
Pinpoint firebombing, thus, is the rule. <LIME... | 57,024 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'groundlings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The 'prentices threw, with great skill,
Ancient eggs and far more than a gill
Of stale beer from the pit
To the stage. "Please you wit,
The groundlings are restless," said Will. <LIMERICK_END... | 65,059 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blind date'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My blind date? Mom advised me, "She's fair—
But no body." It gave me a scare;
So I waited with dread
For a bodiless head.
Seems that Mom was describing her hair! <LIMERICK_END> | 16,688 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flavia phelps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Heavens! Poor Lady Flavia Phelps;
She's had terrible luck with home helps.
They come late, read her mags,
Steal her gin, smoke her fags.
"Freddie! Do something, damn you," she yelps. <LIMER... | 18,862 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arjuna ready'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Prince Arjuna's ready for war;
But what will his valor be for?
Why destroy and enslave,
Sending kin to the grave?
Lord Krishna, we long for Thy lore! <LIMERICK_END> | 16,536 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'account overdue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Please write down what I dictate to you:
My Dear Sir: Your account's overdue.
You're a fraud and a cheat
I'd hoped never to meet.
Send the cash to me NOW. Your son, Hugh. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,352 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pantyhose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Yikes! My last pair of pantyhose ran.
Can you buy some?" I ask my man, Dan.
"I could do so, but I
Don't know what shade to buy."
"I wear ecru." (He gasps.) "Make that tan!" <LIMERICK_END> | 43,721 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'james dean'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cultural icon for teen
Disillusionment, actor James Dean
Played a rebel. This star,
Who liked racing his car,
Sped one day and departed the scene. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,107 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'orb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fact assimilability's key
To succeeding, I think you'll agree.
For if you can absorb
Lots of stuff in your orb
Then a Jeopardy! champ you can be. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,038 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cruciferous plant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cruciferous plant seems a threat
To be served in your family dinette.
But it's really benign—
A four-petal design
Is the meaning—that's all, so don't fret. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,182 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buffoons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Expectorators throng our saloons
To bedizen the portrait cartoons
Showing mountebanks, phonies,
Their flunkies and cronies—
Our now spittle-specked "Walls of Buffoons." <LIMERICK_END> | 52,229 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cafeteria catholics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cafeteria Catholics may say
That premarital sex is OK.
The devout they disdain,
But Church leaders maintain
One's religion is not a buffet. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,802 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arrogant elephant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The arrogant elephant tends
To avoid ever making amends,
Which can risk disaffection
And outright rejection
By all of his elephant friends. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,702 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'screen blue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Called tech support: "What do I do?"
His clueful reply: "The screen's blue?
Turn the switch off and on."
So I did—problem's gone.
What a genius! Who knows how he knew? <LIMERICK_END> | 28,157 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'building curb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Building curb cuts and ramps helps to ease
The use of a wheelchair, and please
Those who ride about town,
Going up, round, and down,
Making each change of level a breeze. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,891 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arithmetician'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An arithmetician once tried
To multiply, add, and divide
Sets of numbers he'd found
To describe objects round
But the effort just left him pi-eyed. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,561 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rhymes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's many a verse I've submitted
With rhymes that should not be permitted.
It must be admitted
That I have omitted
To answer for rhymes I've committed. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,023 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'troop understands'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hear the drummers and pipers in bands,
Who transmit the commander's commands,
While the buglers amass,
Blaring orders with class—
Brassy patterns each troop understands. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,374 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apartment depressing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The elderly man is thought whingy
By the landlord, who's known to be stingy.
But with dimly lit hall
That sees no sun at all,
The apartment's depressing and dingy. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,464 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'uniform charms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In response to my nation's alarms,
I was drawn to a uniform's charms.
Then I lost both my hands.
Now my mom understands
That her son never more will bear arms. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,731 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kidnappers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The kidnappers made a demand:
"You must pay (in small bills) eighty grand
Or you won't see your girl."
And they sent us a curl
As the proof that they have her in hand. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,877 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're a bovine old fool, reader. Moo!
You're pathetic. I'm speaking to you.
You've a nerve and some cheek
To think... [That's how we speak
When we castigate others. Don't sue.] <LIMERICK_END> | 11,431 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chef'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm convinced that the chef was malicious;
His idea of a joke was pernicious.
Shredded cardboard, it's true,
He would put in the stew;
Adding ash made his bread cineritious. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,632 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'marty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said Marty, the artsiest smarty,
Well renowned for his partying hearty,
"Celebration's desired?
Cerebration's required
When I'm thinking of throwing a party." <LIMERICK_END> | 19,824 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alone hydrozoans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Corynomorpha are known
To lead lives in the ocean alone.
Hydrozoans, some swim
Around corals that brim
With their kin, yet remain on their own. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,842 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'speak beef'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of Brahmans and bovines they prattle;
They even speak beef in Seattle.
On the range I don't roam—
The Big Apple's my home.
I'm a man who's Manhattan (no cattle). <LIMERICK_END> | 6,690 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'president chief'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We hail to the president—chief—
In the hope that his tenure be brief:
That he'll do little harm,
Then retire to his farm:
Cincinnatus's civic belief. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,309 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dug'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They dug deep (what seemed halfway to hell),
Then they formed a cylindrical shell:
Rings of concrete, not brick,
Was their principal trick.
The result of their efforts? Faired well. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,361 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'capital punishment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Is capital punishment fair?
Since you've killed, is your life fit to spare?
Let's discuss for a bit—
Only one place to sit?
I'll just stand—I say you get the chair. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,153 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eyre'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Argumentativeness? No one compares.
In his word-mincing, Eyre rarely errs.
I applaud his devotion
And heartfelt emotion
Pursuing the splitting of hairs. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,195 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'windshield defrosters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Proper windshield defrosters maintain
Total freedom from frost, in the main,
With good views to the fore,
But this fitting ignore
When you motor a tropical lane. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,344 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plastic leo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On inventing the very first plastic,
Leo Baekeland had dreams onomastic—
His own name he bestowed—
But his Flemish roots showed:
It's called Bak/e/lite, trisyllablastic. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,560 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acceptance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The college may send me a letter
Of acceptance, and that would be better
Than rejection by far.
For the latter would mar
My ace record I'm such a go-getter. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,170 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'days life'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the good old days, life, in the main,
Was more simple and wholesome. Our brain,
At least, tells us that's true.
There's a rosy rear view
When we're tripping down memory lane. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,580 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diffission deficient'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A state of division's "diffission".
Deficient, is this definition?
Despite your derision,
This here's my decision:
Sufficient. Here endeth my mission. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,929 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fille detective'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm la fille a detective employs
To entrap any homme who enjoys
A few moments—a dollop—
De temps with a trollop.
I'm Agent Provocateur, boys. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,815 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vagabond lass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Such a pitiful vagabond lass,
Fast asleep on the dew-covered grass—
Vapor cools and condenses
And wakens her senses:
"Oh, heavens! What brought this to pass?" <LIMERICK_END> | 54,560 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'quit begin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I find I can do it, I quit.
I begin something else so that it
Takes up most of my time,
(There's no reason nor rhyme)
As from one to another I flit. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,338 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'built nuke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Top Secret, eyes-only," says Luke,
"From our man who's a deep cover spook."
I tear open the seal,
Fear and nausea I feel—
The old spy says Iran's built a nuke. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,741 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'braciola cheap'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Braciola: Cheap meat, pounded fine;
Take breadcrumbs and herbs, and combine
Them as stuffing. Enfold
It in meat. Once it's rolled,
Truss it up, and then braise it in wine. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,672 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gun laser'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My assignment's not over until
This gun's laser beam helps me to kill.
When I aim for your head,
And that spot coloured red
Hits the mark, make my day and stand still. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,492 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adaptive radiation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Over time, changes caused by mutation
Produce an adaptive radiation.
Its outcome, besides,
Is that nature provides
For her species' diversification. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,105 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'obama agenda'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Obama's agenda long-range,
Creeping normalcy, isn't so strange.
We're less apt to reject
What we fail to detect.
Thus, we blindly accept major change. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,666 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swelling cancer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The biopsy known as a core
Takes a little (it doesn't need more)
To provide you an answer—
Is that swelling a cancer?
You'll shortly know more than before. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,783 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'christina disputed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Young Christina disputed a call.
Her opponent stood bouncing the ball.
The crowd booed disbelief,
As the ump gave her grief—
Once again they were tied, 40–all. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,256 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cats purr'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "An ailurophobe ugh," my cats purr.
"Your new girlfriend is worried our fur
Will cause wheezes and hacks
And allergic attacks,
So you shan't cast us Persians on her." <LIMERICK_END> | 12,656 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bravura'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Such bravura! What consummate skill!
How you climbed up the mountain with Jill,
Sent your foes to the slaughter—
And all for some water!
(From there, though, it all went downhill....) <LIMERICK_... | 8,189 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arrestingly handcuffed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The detective who smashed in the door
Was arrestingly lovely—but swore.
Then she pointed her gun;
She yelled, "Freeze!" and shot one,
And arrestingly handcuffed two more. <LIMERICK... | 8,694 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disk teeth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As the buzz saw draws closer, I scream.
The spinning disk's teeth are agleam.
With my legs open wide,
To its table they're tied…
Then I wake from a blood-chilling dream. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,110 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'preacher'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That preacher's one son-of-a bitch,
Using words to seduce and get rich.
He's a real Elmer Gantry:
A rat in the pantry.
But he's sure got one hell of a pitch. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,632 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'emotional intelligence'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> One's IQ, on its own, will not do:
There's emotional intelligence too.
Once aware of all feelings,
You may handle your dealings
With others from their point of view. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,398 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In his dressing case, Wes is confessing,
Are his meds, and he finds that distressing.
With his toothbrush and paste,
All his heart pills are placed.
(I would guess that they're really a blessing.) <L... | 40,184 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dinner clean'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I love cooking, and eating is great,
But the work that then follows must wait:
Getting rid of my mess,
Pots and pans I confess,
All that post-dinner clean-up I hate. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,298 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'roll circle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Roll a circle, a line that is round,
On an inner circumference bound
By a radius twice
The amount (be precise)
Of the circle's for paths that astound. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,153 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grover says'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Where's my pa?" the Republicans yell,
Thinking Cleveland's campaign to dispell.
Was it really his sperm?
But, with never a squirm,
"Tell the truth," Grover says. And does well. <LIMERICK_END... | 43,134 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bedtime'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With the stories at bedtime all read,
We would want to watch TV instead.
We would cry, we would pout,
Till our father would shout,
"It is time to bunk down. Go to bed!" <LIMERICK_END> | 33,676 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dibrach foot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a dibrach, a foot if you care:
Unaccented tones, just a pair.
If you stress my right side
I'll keep Shakespeare supplied,
For surely you'll see iamb there. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,633 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spring cleaning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For spring-cleaning, I huffed and I puffed
Since my cellar and attic were stuffed
With foul garbage that, sadly,
Accumulates badly.
I've got to get rid of this cruft. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,984 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vampire priestess'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I'm a vampire priestess," claims Lori.
"My lifestyle's romantic and gory.
You are welcome to check:
Puncture wounds on my neck
And anemia back up my story." <LIMERICK_END> | 45,501 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'air seems'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There is padding inside of this tank,
So the air seems quite stale, to be frank.
But the crash pads will aid
If we're caught in a raid
And get bumped—the designers we'll thank. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,569 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grow cotton'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The versatile cotton plant's seed
Can be used to meet many a need:
To grow cotton, of course,
And it's also a source
Both of oil and of animal feed. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,216 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'embarkation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Embarkation is called: "All aboard!"
The decks heave with our holiday horde.
As we leave Plymouth Sound,
It's to Norway we're bound,
Where our captain is from—Hênry Fjord. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,576 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'worthless lead'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Philosopher's Stone, so I'm told,
Can transmute worthless lead into gold.
But an alchemist friend
Said they brazenly tend
Just to coat it with brass, and act bold. <LIMERICK_END> | 165 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chronotherapy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Got insomnia? Visit your doc.
Chronotherapy isn't a crock.
You will be in her debt
As she helps you reset
Your disturbed biological clock. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,226 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'penthouse apartment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've a penthouse apartment? Well, that
Makes it clear that your wallet is fat;
Whereas city-style blocks,
Where the poor draw their locks,
Shelter souls often desperate and flat. <... | 24,438 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'collar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Time for class; as I stepped from the dorm,
Snow was blowing I tried to keep warm:
Pulled my parka in tight,
Turned the collar up, right
'Gainst the blistery wind of the storm. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,500 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'squirting cucumbers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Squirting cucumbers, jostled, will pop,
Spraying thick, mucilaginous slop
And a mess of their seeds
Into neighboring weeds,
Sowing next year's Ecballium crop. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,953 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bathymetrics relates'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bathymetrics relates to the sea;
Mapping landscapes down deep is the key.
First with sounding-line rope,
Then with sonar-type scope,
Now, from space, we chart depths by degree. <LIME... | 34,936 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feeding squid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was feeding a squid chocolate chips
And avoiding her nibbles and nips;
On her actinal side
(When I said, "Open wide!")
Was a beak where I thought I'd see lips. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,942 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bertha bender'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bertha Bender was known for her bustiness.
Her breasts roused in men lots of lustiness,
But her husband stayed cool.
"You may think me a fool;
I just watch the guys drool. She has trustines... | 40,865 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gettysburg lee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At Gettysburg, Lee's main concern,
As our Civil War history we learn,
Was to launch an attack,
But, alas, he fell back
From that point, never more to return. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,867 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chocolate bar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Took your chocolate bar, broke it in two:
We agreed, half for me, half for you.
But my "halves", never right,
You saw fixed by my bite,
And cried, "Cozener now I've caught chew!" <LIMERICK_... | 20,513 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ag guttural'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though ag's guttural, short, and Germanic,
And Afrikaans-English, don't panic!
Ag, use it like this,
And ag, then you can't miss,
Whether scholar or tongue-tied mechanic. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,872 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'archimedes sicilian'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Archimedes, Sicilian by birth,
Mathematician and thinker of worth.
Eureka! So clever,
With fulcrum and lever,
He boasted, "I'll move the whole Earth." <LIMERICK_END> | 7,397 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ging'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The crew of a ship or a boat
Was a ging (or a gang, I should note).
Just a word fit for Scrabble?
No, a ging was a rabble
Of riffraff, on land or afloat. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,002 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'filter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A man of exceptional power
Did a circuit design by the hour.
The result isn't cheap
'Cause the cutoff is steep,
But the filter he used is a Cauer. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,681 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'choccie deep'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a takeaway offers you flake,
It's no choccie deep-fried by mistake.
If yer still in the dark,
It's the Aussie for shark,
Served with chips and a Coke or a shake. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,442 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'create animation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You want to create animation,
But are clueless at Flash application?
Make an animated GIF—
You'll be done in a jiff.
It's a super-fast image gradation. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,267 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'love surfing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We love surfing! I ride up the face
Of a honker. My buddy gives chase,
Then we both shoot the curl,
Carve and climb, till we pearl
And wipe out. We are stoked! What a place! <LIMERICK_END> | 52,281 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'act'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Out of options? Then act, but act now.
Make the one play your plight might allow.
Standing pat has been hell,
So break out; might as well:
You can't dance and it's too wet to plow. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,690 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adjutant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The adjutant relays commands
To soldiers in faraway lands.
If his way he should lose,
Then there's always Fox News
And Geraldo's fine map in the sands. <LIMERICK_END> | 977 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bedlington kind'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A Bedlington's kind of a terrier;
It's a dog that will make you feel merrier.
Since it's groomed like a lamb
It looks funny and sham —
I think it should really be scarier. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,400 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wedded'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's official: our marriage is through.
No more am I wedded to you.
The divorce decree said
That our marriage is dead.
Now I'm weeping and crying and blue. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,482 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hawaiians used'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Hawaiians used stars to provide
Navigation for trips far and wide.
At the zenith, they're bright
When the latitude's right;
To Hawai'i, Arcturus would guide. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,020 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'friday absence'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Please forgive Friday's absence by Craig.
You've complained his excuses are vague.
Now he's ready for class,
But on Friday, alas,
He had briefly contracted the Plague. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,175 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'philharmonic bassoon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you've played philharmonic bassoon
Or viola for many a moon,
You might think you're the boss,
But beware if you cross
The conductor, who's calling the tune. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,006 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'counts beans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An econometrician, who gleans
Fancy facts from his stats on his screens,
Hypes his flash market model,
But all of it's twaddle —
The bottom line is, he counts beans. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,273 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'impotent doc'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I am impotent, Doc, I confess,
So Viagra's the key, I would guess.
Could you write me a script?"
This guy's records he gripped
As his doc made a note: "DPS." <LIMERICK_END> | 57,997 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tennis lose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At tennis I lose, I regret—
Every point, every game, every set.
Why my lack of success?
I get "butterflies"—yes—
And am frightened to come to the net. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,688 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'costa del'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The resorts of Spain's Costa del Sol
Have long been a popular goal.
Moor your yacht at a club;
Do a spa, get a rub,
Hit a beach. It'll help you feel whole. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,053 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'say'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some words are unlucky, and so
If you speak them, you risk days of woe.
I'll go out of my way
So I won't have to say...
"Don't say it!"... (I said it, oh no!) <LIMERICK_END> | 35,213 |
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