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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bxing hook'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm releasing this book in the wild,
Because BookCrossing has me beguiled.
What's the BXing hook?
If you're done with a book,
Go and share it with some unknown child. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,919 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antiques'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All my friends like antiques. I do too;
But I'm awestruck at what my friends do.
They'll spend hundreds, I'm told,
For two chairs that are old.
But they're used, and all mine are brand-new! <LIM... | 10,581 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'faust mercy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To a Teuton der Teufel said, "Hey —
Time is up, fool; today is the day!"
But when Faust "Mercy!" cried,
That droll punster replied,
"Tut mir leid, you've the devil to pay!" <LIMERICK_END> | 52,370 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sticker stuck'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My son tried to affix his new sticker.
His assiduous sis is a licker.
So the sticker stuck less
'Cause sis licked to excess.
Bond was gone. Mad son smacked sis's snicker. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,811 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lancelot taught'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sir Lancelot taught him to fight,
But the jousting was cause for affright.
He had horrible visions
Of violent collisions,
And things that go bump in the knight. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,822 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'animal fat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Is this healthy to feed to my cat?"
"Yes it is. What would make you ask that?"
"OK, that's what I reckoned.
But why is the second
Ingredient animal fat?" <LIMERICK_END> | 62,803 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'new pitcher'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A ball hawk he is, their new pitcher—
From thrower to catcher, a switcher!
Hit the ball toward the mound,
And you're surely just bound
To help that danged pitcher get richer. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,433 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sweet juliet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sweet Juliet has of late been pursued
By young Paris, one cereous dude
Who seems sculpted of wax.
He stops maids in their tracks!
But he knows it. The dude has got 'tude. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,995 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tony knuckles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Tony Knuckles," an underworld hood,
Named a hit but was misunderstood.
And the victim? Big Moe,
Tony's partner, and so
I suppose it was all to the good. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,116 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'banana skin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A banana skin, which you unzip,
Is quite safe till you carelessly flip
It aside to the ground—
Moist and floppy, it's bound
To make someone go arse over tip. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,198 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'momma'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Momma figures I'm out on a date.
I expect she'll be waiting up late.
I'll walk in; she'll be fuming.
I hate her assuming!
What galls me? Mom's got it all straight. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,710 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'puddles today'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The moisture continues to seep
Through our shoes on the links as we creep
Past the puddles today.
Golf's not easy to play
When the casual water's this deep. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,830 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'giant stars'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Giant stars that you see in night skies
Are the ones of great brightness and size.
But for me there's a glitch:
How to tell which from which,
Since they all look the same in my eyes. <LIMERIC... | 61,460 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aero means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A murderous moron once said,
"Call me 'airhead' and soon you'll be dead."
But aero- means "air,"
So to sidestep his glare
Call him "aerocephalic" instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 263 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'parkinson'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My dad has a chronic disease
That's called Parkinson's. Quickly, one sees
That he's rigid and shaking.
I'm glad that he's taking
His deprenyl. That brings him ease. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,429 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'names epithetical'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I discovered your list, alphabetical,
And discerned certain names epithetical:
"Father Francis, The Wuss";
"Pastor Paul, Pizzle-Puss".
Bishop Burms, are these terms not heretical? <LIME... | 44,693 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'celibate priest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Take a celibate priest; it's construed
That he's quite unaware of things lewd.
All those prurient minds
Should get off their behinds.
If he doesn't have sex, he's a prude? <LIMERICK_END> | 13,610 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'judge turns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The judge turns you down, and it feels
Like you've gotten the rawest of deals.
If what sticks in your craw
Is an error of law,
Take your case to the court of appeals. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,738 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clearways'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On clearways, you clearly don't stop—
Ask any respectable cop.
You do and you'll find
You get hit from behind,
'Cos your driving's all over the shop. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,262 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'active citizens'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Active citizens (neighborhood watch,
Crime prevention) are really top notch.
There's another kind, though,
And they're bugging me so—
Fleas and head lice, and crabs in my crotch. <LIMERIC... | 61,866 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breath control'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What breath control God must have used
When he molded a man, then infused
The clay body with space
Wherein life could take place:
Look, man's breathing! Now Adam's enthused. <LIMERICK_... | 10,658 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fresh concrete'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While a form holds fresh concrete in place
As it's setting, some vandals disgrace
It with scurrilous scrawls.
May it seize their damn balls!
(As in toys—wipe the smirk from your face.) <LI... | 56,932 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acousticophobia stinks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My acousticophobia stinks!
There's no cure, though I've seen seven shrinks.
Any noise makes me jump
In the air like some chump,
But my twin (he's conjoined) hardly blinks. <LIMERIC... | 49,417 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pop star'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The pop star was famous. Acclaimed
For both talent and looks, he'd been named
As the man, his fans said
That they'd like in their bed,
Where, for many, his picture lies framed. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,980 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cosy rent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I can't pay," said the girl, "Not a cent.
Though you'll rant, I've no money for rent."
He said, "Cut to the chase:
Put a smile on your face.
Let's get cosy." (Rent taken, he went.) <LIMERICK_E... | 27,666 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glass half'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Glass half empty: just seeing what's wrong,
Bad or missing the pessimist's song.
Glass half full, now that's me.
I'm an optimist, see.
I will prosper, drink up, and live long! <LIMERICK_END> | 65,822 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'larger breasts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Having leafed through the brochure, she chose:
Tighter bum, larger breasts, a new nose.
That's the way of the ladies
And why big Mercedes
In Harley Street line up in rows. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,877 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'named max'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bona fide bounder named Max
Had committed unspeakable acts,
So his good, faithful wife
Has improved him for life:
He's been bonified using an axe. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,733 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anastylosis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anastylosis with found-around parts
Requires patience and plenty of smarts.
Folks pass by: "Whatcha doin'?"
"Rebuilding a ruin
Without help from original charts." <LIMERICK_END> | 59,036 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antagonym'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An antagonym: two definitions
For one word but with opposite missions.
Citation is one:
It could mean "job well done"
Or, for lawbreakers, stern admonitions. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,930 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'collaborate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You'll collaborate? He's a dictator!
The man is a bigot and hater.
If this despot's creation
Has conquered your nation,
To collaborate means you're a traitor. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,913 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fish chips'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We've done nothing—it's time we began
To devise an appropriate plan
That'll further our dream
Of concocting a scheme
To put fish, chips and peas in a can. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,567 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mystical mood'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every time that I sit down alone
Near the artwork of walled dry-laid stone,
Soon my spirit's imbued
With a mystical mood
And contentment that goes to the bone. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,048 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'winter teeter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the middle of winter I teeter
Unless I am glued to my heater.
Watch the mercury drop:
Rising bills never stop,
For my gas meter's such a big eater. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,940 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'give'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I give up. I've stopped trying to guess
What you want. Subtle clues, I confess,
Go right over my head.
If you want me, instead,
Give up hinting and simply undress. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,602 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acribometers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Acribometers aren't at all
Used for measuring things that are tall.
Instead, at our pleasure,
They're gadgets that measure
The teeny, the tiny, the small. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,413 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'affluent alienation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I work for a huge corporation
Where I suffer severe isolation.
While I cannot begrudge
How I'm paid, I'm a drudge.
This is affluent alienation. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,301 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'victory nike'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Goddess of Victory's Nike;
To lose makes her grumpy and spiky.
That there's only one place
For the first in each race
Makes displeasedness part of her psyche. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,747 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'face hangs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Like dough over-risen, my face
Hangs in folds. It's cosmetic, this case.
Send for surgeons. Make speed.
It's a scalpel I need,
As a face-lift puts all back in place. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,088 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'golf'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Ralph Kramden gave lessons to Ed
About golf, he said, "Don't move your head.
Your swing you must shorten
When you're chipping, Norton —
Forget it, go bowling instead." <LIMERICK_END> | 19,168 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'of can'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's an object we kicked (then we ran)
And a warship that battled Japan.
It's a prison, a loo,
And a derrière, too.
These are five of the meanings of can. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,886 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disappearance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Disappearance is magic's best coup:
Pull it off, there's a hullabaloo.
But without the reversal,
It's back to rehearsal.
Gone for good? That's a shame. But who knew? <LIMERICK_END> | 37,205 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trudge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> See him trudge down the road, badly slowed
By a box of big rocks, his back bowed.
But unwilling to swoon,
He'll deonerate soon:
Dump the contents, be free of the load. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,407 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'circus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This rope loop of cotton supplies
The beholder a treat for his eyes:
To the circus we go
Where a high-flying show
With a cloud swing brings wonder and sighs. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,369 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brontës'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the Brontës their writings began
(That's Emily, Charlotte and Anne),
Each was just "Mr Bell"
So that no-one could tell
That not one of the three was a man. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,202 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dapper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My dear Reader, so dapper, so pensive,
So clever, so wise, so extensive…
You look so great today —
Throw your plaudits my way
And succumb to my sweet charm offensive! <LIMERICK_END> | 15,509 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dengue receiver'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the feverish dengue receiver
Detached all his limbs with a cleaver,
He said, "I've removed
All the pain, which has proved
That disarming relieves breakbone fever!" <LIMERICK_END> | 9,555 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'concession roads'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Reducing those "getting lost" stresses,
Concession roads cut out the guesses.
If you, heaven forbid,
Lose your way, use this grid;
It will help as you look for addresses. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,295 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buying fields'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These disbursements are all disallowable,
Though they're accurate—thus they're avowable.
Buying fields makes no sense—
Not a business expense;
Never mind that they're fertile and plowable! ... | 38,883 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alexander'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Alexander the Great had no fear.
He was dauntless when danger was near.
He conquered the Persians;
His hoplite diversions
Killed many a charioteer. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,596 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ghent built'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A meticulous mason from Ghent
Built a pier out of brick and cement.
All the gals were impressed
Up in Belgium's northwest,
And the guys, to a lesser extent. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,926 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corypha genus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Corypha genus is small,
But its fan palms are typically tall.
Once these plants bear their fruit,
It's the end of the route,
Since they die (and eventually fall). <LIMERICK_END> | 27,231 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'legal studies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To law school he'd gone, as expected,
But to passing the bar, he'd objected.
Once the gin that they'd pour
Got him in through the door,
Legal studies were sadly neglected. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,571 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conventional grip'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some will use a conventional grip;
Other bowlers place only the tip
Of each finger inside—
Such a grip will provide
The potential to give it more flip. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,998 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yacht worst'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Rags of sail flutter, flap, in the breeze,
As the derelict sinks by degrees —
Abandoned, forgotten,
And nearly half-rotten.
Neglect is a yacht's worst disease. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,454 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cold calling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've been dialing and smiling since nine
To close deals down this telephone line.
Though most cold-calling trails
Lead to nowhere, if sales
That I clinch top my target, that's fine. <LIMERIC... | 35,514 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bloodiest sight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the chamber of horrors last night,
We all witnessed the bloodiest sight.
A young man lost his head,
Fighting three large undead.
Glad we knew it was staged (still a fright). <LIMERICK_... | 21,235 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bookmark'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "If you find a good page as you browse,
You will find that a bookmark allows
You to find it again.
When you find the page then,
You should find it's the same." (And he bows.) <LIMERICK_END> | 8,124 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baguette'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This baguette ain't the one that you know.
It's not bread, nor a gem cut for show.
At the bottom or top
Of a column you stop
With a moulding which breaks up the flow. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,093 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barmbrack soft'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The barmbrack's a soft spicy bread
That's baked up with currants, then spread
With some freshly churned butter.
You'll find it an utter-
ly wonderful meal to be fed. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,113 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swag'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She'll cursorily glance at his bag —
Peep swiftly inside: any swag?
He's not really her type
In his red and white stripe
And black mask! Bet he's stolen that Jag! <LIMERICK_END> | 28,417 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'butt cam'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Butt Cam sure sounds rather crass,
But it gives you a view of your ass
While you're trying on jeans.
And you know what that means?
It should tell almost all: "Take a pass!" <LIMERICK_END> | 22,091 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pure h2o'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've got absolute alcohol? Whoa!
That's a booze so damn pure it has no
More than one percent, tops
(Just a couple of drops!),
Of depressingly pure H2O. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,245 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'paper money'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said a bullionist, recently polled,
"Give me coins, not that stuff that'll fold!
Paper money is trash
Except that, in a flash,
You can cash on demand into gold." <LIMERICK_END> | 21,266 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cards'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lost my wad, and my shirt, but I feel,
With excitement that's hard to conceal,
Next hand's mine; don't remind
Me these cards are unkind.
I will win if I stay one more deal. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,377 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wealthy morehouse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Austerity took wealthy Morehouse
Through ascetic excess to the poorhouse,
But his last, greatest trial
Was to give up denial:
He's a pianist now at a whorehouse. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,464 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chief justice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A sitting chief justice can hold
Strong opinions, as cases unfold.
If four colleagues concur,
Though the rest may demur,
The decision as law is unrolled. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,998 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bond villains'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fleming's Bond villains must apprehend
Agent James, and his feminine "friend."
But Bond always escapes
From all manner of scrapes—
If he didn't, the series would end! <LIMERICK_END> | 27,342 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cyclone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That cyclone's about to lay waste
To our city. We have to, in haste,
Get the hell out of Dodge!
Heaven knows where we'll lodge
Or how long we'll be sadly displaced. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,581 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'named billy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A young academic named Billy
Was known to be ever so silly.
Though his teachers were great,
Not a sum's on his slate:
Just "school sucks!" and a large cartoon willy. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,552 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barnacle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Listen, barnacle," (so said the whale)
"You adjunctly cling onto my tail,
Dining amply for free,
But what's in it for me?
Frankly, honey, this hitch has gone stale." <LIMERICK_END> | 44,944 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brine gauge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A brine gauge can help me to measure
The intense, salty liquids I treasure.
If the reading's below
Where I'd like it to show,
I'll add salt to improve palate pleasure. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,175 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'krakatoans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Krakatoans will always lament
The day of the lava's descent.
O'er their homes it did crash—
All that hot rock and ash—
'Twas a true cataclysmic event! <LIMERICK_END> | 12,772 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'biffy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While sharing a pint by the Liffey,
My pal Biff said, "I'll just be a jiffy.
Need a dump. Where's the head?"
So I pointed, and said:
"There's the jacks (for you, Yank, that's a biffy)." <LIMERICK_E... | 57,785 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bottomless pit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Have some mercy on me and my spouse
For the money we've sunk in this house.
It's a bottomless pit,
An abysm—unfit
For a man, although not for a mouse. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,286 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prayer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I did not have a prayer in theology,
Nor the right mind for psychology.
That's when I thunk
All I'm learning is junk,
So I got a degree in garbology. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,580 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dissolubility'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dissolubility struck like a thief!
I'm a goner I can't get relief.
You put pills in my beer;
They dissolved crystal clear
And I drank it. I'm poisoned! Good grief. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,243 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'violin maple'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Once a luthier said, with a grin,
"As I'm making a new violin,
Maple sides undergo,
Per curvation, a bow
For the shapes that fine fiddles are in." <LIMERICK_END> | 55,559 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'balsam poplar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Balsam poplar is found in a glade.
In its buds, sticky resin is made.
It's a tree called the hackmatack,
And sometimes the tacmahack,
And it's planted a lot for its shade. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,494 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'best polyphonic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Jacob Clemens non Papa could cope
With music quite complex in scope;
So dulcetly sonic,
And best polyphonic:
This composer was pure, but no pope. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,924 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shrubs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many shrubs can be lethal (fatiferous),
So beware of the one that's cocciferous.
Its berries may look
Like the ones you can cook
But your meal may be more than somniferous! <LIMERICK_END> | 23,204 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cacodoxy word'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cacodoxy: word that's a proxy
For heresy. Think of that foxy,
Heretical teaching
With influence reaching
Each poxy malfeasant and doxie. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,222 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You dwell on your failures and pout.
Then it falls on deaf ears when I shout
All the time not to beat
Yourself up. I'll repeat
It no longer, so knock yourself out. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,208 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clickjacking tricked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a victim of clickjacking, tricked
Into visiting sites I've not picked.
What a sneaky idea!
You get somewhere via
A button you don't know you've clicked. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,084 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nile'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Eau de nil? Zero water it's not;
It's a color you're likely to spot
When you, cruising the Nile,
Take a look for a while
On the surface surrounding your yacht. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,208 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For a poet, again is a strain:
Does it rhyme with amen or amain?
Paired with pen, men, or then
You should say it again;
After pain you must say it again. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,158 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tailed grackles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These long blackbirds with very large tails
And a violet-blue sheen are the males,
And the harsh, raucous cackles
Of these great-tailed grackles
Raise the hackles of some: never fails. <L... | 57,627 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eighteenth amendment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Eighteenth Amendment's wise ending
Re-authorized alcohol spending,
For a man's dissolution
Mars his own constitution,
And it's that one that needs some amending. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,355 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jan enjoys'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Jan attends to my every demand.
I'm not living in Fantasy Land.
I'm the envy of men.
Servile time and again,
Jan enjoys eating out of my hand. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,282 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cab'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> See the steam engine? Open the door.
Join the driver, his feet on the floor.
To stand here in his cab
On the footplate is fab.
Pull the cord hear the toot as of yore. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,143 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calamus grows'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The calamus grows in the fen,
And its oil is extracted by men
For medicinal use
That can lead to abuse
With a slip of the pharmacist's pen. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,092 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tiniest beard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A soul patch, the tiniest beard,
Is when all facial hair has been sheared
'Cept for one dinky thatch
'Neath your lip. When this patch
Is a chin strip, the chin tip is neared. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,587 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'domesticate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some creatures we purposely train
So their wildness is tamed, in the main.
We domesticate just
To get food through the trust
Of these beasts. They're retained and then slain. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,470 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tiger took'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This puss was abandoned, James knew,
And a stray takes a risk near a zoo,
So he whispered, "Here, kitty,"
And held out, from pity,
A hand but the tiger took two. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,868 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'major none'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "All present," he states, "and correct,"
To the major. "None gone, sir. (We checked.)
Not like last week when we
Came up short twenty-three,
A regrettable case of neglect." <LIMERICK_END> | 62,161 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'campus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The air rang with many a shout
When the final exam had let out.
In the dorms on the quad,
No one thought this was odd.
(On a campus it's normal, no doubt.) <LIMERICK_END> | 21,039 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cowboy clothes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm not known as a cowboy clothes wearer,
So my first day at work was a terror.
My big hat looked real nice,
But my fish-skins? No dice.
I had thought they said fishnets. My error! <LIMERI... | 55,509 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No matter how hard he may try
Through the night, this unfortunate guy
Is a bedwetter. He
Can't hold on to his pee,
And he seldom wakes happy and dry. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,649 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hunt lions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I tried to hunt lions for sport.
Shot the face, so I had to resort
To stuffing his rear
For a trophy—oh, dear!
A catastrophe? Yes, of a sort. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,801 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arrhenius knew'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Arrhenius knew a reaction
Would hasten if heated a fraction.
"I deduce some relation
With E-activation,"
He said, with profound satisfaction. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,636 |
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