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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conceived'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's done! I am truly relieved.
The idea that I had conceived
Has come to fruition.
That's one more ambition
I'm proud to have finally achieved. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,326 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'richard dawkins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Richard Dawkins said, "God is a fake,
And his clergy should jump in the lake.
There's a guy I call Chris
I support. If you dis
All us atheists, you are a snake." <LIMERICK_END> | 32,775 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clocker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you time, say, the shifts of a docker,
Or horse races, or (here's a shocker)
You practise slick wiles
Such as turning back miles
On a car, you are known as a clocker. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,120 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tycoons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "We saw flowers," one agent expounds:
"Lovely gardenage garnished the grounds,
Amid trails and lagoons;
Who could buy but tycoons?"
(Several bit without making the rounds.) <LIMERICK_END> | 58,530 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smart populations'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Opportunities stall in some nations
Less rich, which can lead to migrations
Of those highly skilled
To where knowledge can build.
Brain drain losses? The smart populations. <LIMERICK_E... | 31,344 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fire fountains'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fire fountains may sound pretty cool,
But don't stick hands or feet in that pool!
Lava plumes skyward shoot,
SO2 fills your snoot:
You'd be brave to get close...or a fool. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,880 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They buried a buddy of mine.
He's encased in a coffin of pine,
And, as from the hereafter,
I thought I heard laughter:
He owed me some money, the swine! <LIMERICK_END> | 42,920 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'iraqis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Iraqis are bombed, their lives shattered;
They wear clothing that's bloody and tattered.
Ain't democracy grand —
Are your heads in the sand?
For Bush, only oil ever mattered. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,854 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pink socks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a fellow called Fox
Who blued all his dosh on pink socks.
He said, 'They're quite neat
And look swell on my feet,
Though I've blown all my savings and stocks!' <LIMERICK_END> | 18,352 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'keep chocolates'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I keep chocolates near, close at hand;
In my pocket's my favorite brand.
Chocoholical bliss
Is a combo like this:
Crème de cacao plus truffles how grand! <LIMERICK_END> | 53,628 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arrogant boss'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An arrogant boss who'll berate
His assistants as lazy tempts fate.
Seen as too domineering
And forceful, he's steering
A path where respect turns to hate. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,206 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'damask rose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our wedding, at someone's persuasion,
Was enhanced by a floral invasion.
The sweet damask rose
Was the flower we chose —
It rose to this special occasion! <LIMERICK_END> | 28,331 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bimonthly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bimonthly arrangement is queer,
For to me it just never seems clear.
If I've something to do
That's bimonthly, that's two
Times a month? Or just six times a year? <LIMERICK_END> | 18,683 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'warming'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Earth's warming has us on our knees,
When we're baking to death by degrees,
And when all seems amiss,
Take cold comfort from this:
That at least we can know we won't freeze. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,452 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cxa'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> CXA is for talented folks
Whose work may acquire different strokes.
Agents get them a start
At creating their art
For albums or ads—that's no hoax! <LIMERICK_END> | 27,030 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arminian'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An Arminian's no fate-driven drone;
Not predestined, his life is his own.
This puts him at odds
With those Calvinist sods
(Though his feelings on Hobbes are unknown). <LIMERICK_END> | 33,134 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clomipramine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Clomipramine lifts your depression
Or your state of compulsive obsession;
It also can aid
With those times you're afraid,
Your neurotransmitters to freshen. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,792 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gloves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's the bat, and the gloves, and the pads,
And a helmet these days (modern fads);
Add a ball, bails and stumps,
And a pitch, free of bumps —
And a box for protection (for lads). <LIMERICK_END> | 26,479 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smoked chèvre'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though smoked chèvre's attached to its name,
There's no smoking involved. What's their game?
It's made with paprika.
On pork chops? Eureka!
"What a treat!" the UKers proclaim. <LIMERICK_END... | 58,306 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'backflips'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Chirogymnasts aren't those, one might guess,
Who do backflips. Instead, they address
Finger health. These machines
Will, by exercise means,
Give the pianist greater success. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,098 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acanthaceae cousins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Acanthi on yearly vacations
Will visit consanguine relations.
Acanthaceae cousins
Troop in by the dozens
To gossip and boast of their stations. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,290 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hazelnut paste'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At first it must seem such a waste
To add mustard to hazelnut paste,
But they say it will bring
To your crepe a nice zing—
It's a darned complementary taste. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,375 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shouting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So you think that you call out with force?
My dad's known for loud shouting, of course.
You'll best him? You're joking!
Your "voice" sounds like croaking —
No way you can beat my dad hoarse. <L... | 65,562 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dog flea'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dog flea's one helluva pest.
It denies a poor pup any rest.
While he's biting and scratching,
New eggs may be hatching.
He's a Holiday Inn to each guest. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,629 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'microbes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I say microbes while he prefers germs.
My helminths contends with his worms.
He regards as too airy
My word choice. I'm wary,
But I think we might still come to terms. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,547 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shipboard romance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Their amour de voyage was miscast,
Thought their intimates, clearly aghast.
But that shipboard romance,
That delectable dance,
Was intense and one helluva blast. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,780 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buttered buddy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My friend likes to lay on a spread;
My friend is two slices of bread
With butter and bacon
Or jam inly taken.
Buttered buddy? No, butty instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,609 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amethopterin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Amethopterin: Yes, it's my drug,
And it's toxic, so why do I shrug?
It's because of my cancer,
For which there's no answer.
I'm glad they'll be pulling the plug. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,660 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agglutinin lumps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cross-reacting agglutinin lumps
Nonhomologous microbes in clumps.
Having antigens bound
In a mass, docs have found,
Helps them study a virus like mumps. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,123 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'slaved servus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For their lords, in a grand Roman villa,
Slaved a servus and female ancilla.
Now that girl lends her title
To aids that give vital
Support (her one remnant scintilla). <LIMERICK_END> | 648 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cygnet ring'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "A young swan? What a beautiful thing!
There are six in my moat," said the king.
"Can we teach them to go
In a circle? If so,
I will christen it this: cygnet ring." <LIMERICK_END> | 25,580 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'quake shook'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> First a quake shook the whole city block
Where Van Halen was playing hard rock,
Then a marbled sky swirled
Like the end of the world—
It was shock, aftershock, after shock. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,713 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bilberry plant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bilberry plant is found high
On the moors and (I tell you no lie)
You'll pick berries for days —
It will surely amaze
Just how many you need for a pie. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,243 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chewing cuca'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Chewing cuca is never advised;
These Andean leaves leave you surprised.
Though they heighten your vigor,
Your pupils get bigger.
This source of cocaine is despised. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,772 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'extorsion means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Extorsion means "outward rotation;"
Muscle action can be its causation,
Or your arm I can twist
And its motion assist,
While extortion's a form of predation. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,348 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anticounterfeiting designs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anticounterfeiting designs
May include special inks and fine lines.
If the money you copy
Turns out to be sloppy,
You'll be facing steel bars and stiff fines. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,106 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seeing jocks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Seeing jocks in the hallway, I scram—
Or it's off to the boys' room I am,
Where my legs will be spread
While they're stuffing my head
In the john like a battering ram. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,014 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For decumbence I have some renown;
My acquaintances frequently frown
At my love of my bed,
But they're rude and ill-bred,
So I take what they say lying down. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,062 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'doc phelps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ol' Doc Phelps is a curer of ills;
He has lotions and potions and pills.
With his remedy kit,
He will soon have you fit.
But be warned: he sends very large bills! <LIMERICK_END> | 31,978 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bade'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I bade him his story to tell,
Unaware that on details he'd dwell;
On and on did he drone,
Every word overblown,
'Til I bade him a hasty farewell. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,548 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'phil fiduciary'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Phil's fiduciary duty is done:
He has managed the trust for his son.
All investments were sound,
And what's more, it was found
There'd been no double dealings, not one. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,447 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cry pinky'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Brain, in uncountable scenes,
Crafts a plan thanks to super-spliced genes.
When his schemes for the world
Are exposed or unfurled,
He'll cry, "Pinky! You know what this means?!" <LIMERICK_E... | 13,034 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hippocrates wrote'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hippocrates wrote, "Art is long,
Life is short." "Sweats are bad when they're strong."
His brisk definitions —
Physicians' tuitions —
The first aphorisms written (a throng). <LIMERICK_E... | 52,478 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blushing snail'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a tiny and rare blushing snail
On Saint Helena (Bonaparte's jail).
For this small remote isle,
Conservation's worthwhile.
We'd be red in the face, should we fail. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,282 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caller'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's in candlestick telephone days,
Where a two-piece device is the craze.
One's an earpiece to press
To his pinna, and yes,
Here's a caller. She speaks—he obeys. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,301 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'egg cell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lifeless food in the egg cell? Sounds drastic!
It's in particles called deutoplastic.
These small pieces of yolk
In the ovum—no joke—
Act as nourishment. Nature's fantastic! <LIMERICK_END> | 31,677 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sneeze louder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This Eurasian plant has white flowers
And leaves that have sneeze-making powers
When crushed to a powder—
They'll make you sneeze louder
Than anything else in my bowers. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,528 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flounder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of our company's creed the expounder,
Fred explains why our firm mustn't founder:
"To cook fish that tastes nice,
Chefs suggest our fine spice.
What's our motto? Add bounce to your flounder!" <L... | 50,478 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'polygon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Connecting the arms of an "X"
Makes a shape that's concave (not convex).
It's a rectangle, crossed.
With simplicity lost,
This polygon's gotten complex. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,671 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'strike three'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Beelzebub said, with a smirk,
As he read the Old Wag's total work,
"It's apparent to me
That you'll soon get strike three:
You'll be burning in hell then, you jerk!" <LIMERICK_END> | 4,059 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flaunting short'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The police told this babe she must cease
Flaunting short shorts revealing her crease
And soliciting men;
Well, she's at it again.
She's committing a breech of the piece. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,861 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'protest roe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Pro-lifers each winter protest
Roe v. Wade—its reversal's their quest.
Though that heralds back-alley
Abortions, the rally
That counters them hasn't impressed. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,492 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bathythermograph'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While diving 'neath floes with my beau,
It gets colder the deeper we go.
Do I test all the while
Bathythermograph-style?
No, I check if there's ice. With my toe. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,936 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'orchard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the orchard, I hereby expose
That my brother, whenever he goes,
Not a basket will fill —
So much time does he kill
Standing fruitlessly, picking his nose. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,066 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sleep'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I slip off into natural sleep
By imagining Little Bo Peep:
Keeping count, she will fling
On a heap (or a bing)
All the poop left behind by her sheep. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,755 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breaststroke instead'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm dating (and hope I might wed)
An athlete who swims for her bread.
I've asked her to try
My approach to the 'fly,
But she fancies my breaststroke instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,988 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ian fleming'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ian Fleming wrote novels that rocked
Of James Bond, so urbane, never shocked.
With a gun, in command,
Femme fatale close at hand,
He's the spy who is never half-cocked. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,123 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apartment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a mob-controlled building I rent
An apartment. I don't owe a cent,
As I keep it in mind
If I do fall behind,
I'll be diving with feet in cement. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,055 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apophyge shape'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Amid stately columns we gape
At graceful apophyge's shape.
Concavely it bends
To flare at the ends,
Supporting the means of a scape. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,111 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black dwarfs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When stars have exhausted their fuel,
They'll explode, or just sit there and cool.
It takes billions of years,
But degenerate spheres,
The black dwarfs, cannot covet a joule. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,418 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anesis words'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What is anesis? Words that deflate
What's already been said. One might state:
"You're terrific! You're great!
Goodness gracious, first-rate!
You sure glitter like gold! (Well, gold-plate.)... | 55,610 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nature flavonoids'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a rich golden tone to our brew.
Nature's flavonoids lend it that hue.
And there's no call to panic:
They're healthful, organic,
Aromatic—good stuff through and through <LIMERICK... | 56,109 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's the well-arranged beds in a garden;
It's a glue that adheres and will harden;
It is lucid expression
Devoid of digression:
Coherent, so's no-one says, "Pardon?" <LIMERICK_END> | 26,304 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'numbers divine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So said my computer-wise cleric:
"Bless this text that is alphanumeric.
These letters are fine
And the numbers divine,
But I curse at those #@%$&* esoteric." <LIMERICK_END> | 6,233 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'akamai'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Akamai in Hawaiian means smart,
To be brainy—score high on a chart
When you're taking a test
And you come out the best;
And a tech firm with quite a good start. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,253 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'actonian prize'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Samuel Acton, Famed Architect, Dies":
One year later, his wife thought it wise
To pay tribute (how sweet);
Now contestants compete
For the special Actonian Prize. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,660 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Checking in to the inn after eight,
I said, "Sure hope your checkout is late."
But the clerk answered "Ten,"
And I blurted out, "When?
That's scarcely enough time to mate." <LIMERICK_END> | 15,258 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pitch tents'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As kids we'd pitch tents in the grass.
In old age, aches and pains came to pass.
Bought a caravan, new,
With a galley and loo,
For this lass likes to travel in class. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,861 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limericks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You can dream, but be practically sound,"
Said my dad. "Keep both feet on the ground."
Though each day I must go
To a real job, I know,
With my limericks, that fame can be found. <LIMERICK_EN... | 35,483 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eyeglasses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No, you're so astigmatic I fear
That these eyeglasses won't make print clear.
Still, you can, if you choose
To catch up on the news,
Read The Guardian weakly, my dear. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,282 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abseiling course'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a team-building day was suggested,
An abseiling course was requested.
Dangle blokes from a rope?
You haven't a hope!
Our descent skills are best left untested! <LIMERICK_END> | 10,263 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'czar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though the era would culminate fatefully,
The czar, who had carried on hatefully
(He had acted detestably),
Found the peasants, suggestibly,
Thought him valiant and cheered for him gratefully. <LIME... | 37,407 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drone programmed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So now, what would you do if you knew
That a drone's programmed target was you?
Would you run? Would you hide?
Dig a hole, crawl inside?
Or just put on a CD or two? <LIMERICK_END> | 43,666 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'traditional tv'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Heed the burden of what the man said:
That traditional TV is dead.
Did his pitch mean to say
That we'll soon find a way
To watch soaps on a wristwatch instead? <LIMERICK_END> | 37,339 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bipolar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> First I'm happy with nary a care,
Then I sit all depressed in my lair.
For a day, life is great,
Then I sleep six months straight;
You could say I'm a bipolar bear. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,739 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tape'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I tear something made out of crepe,
I have one chosen way to reshape
What I've ruined. I swear,
Such allegiance is rare!
Yes, I am an adherer to tape! <LIMERICK_END> | 1,389 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kissing gouramis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Keeping tropical fish at age eight,
I thought kissing gouramis were great.
Two years on, at age ten,
I found girls; it was then
All my fine finny friends got the gate. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,238 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ford bitter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The crit in the Times made Ford bitter:
"The trilogy's run out of glitter.
Porcine Round-Up, Part Three,
It's quite easy to see,
Is the weakest wee pig of the litter." <LIMERICK_END> | 26,702 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'big band'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Crew Cuts (a group I can't stand)
Hit the top with "Sh Boom." Other bland
Hits ensued: rock 'n' roll
But without any soul;
R&B made to sound like Big Band. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,578 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'len money'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Have you debts? Len's a money extractor,
And his frightening manner's a factor.
He feigns menace and rage;
He was once on the stage.
This exactor's—you guessed —an ex-actor. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,494 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tobacco'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you roll cured tobacco to smoke,
You have made a cigar, okey-doke?
When tobacco's chopped fine,
Rolled in paper, like mine,
It's a cigarette. Here, take a toke. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,819 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'steroids'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Steroids of type anabolic
Cause athletes who take them to frolic
On the fields of their game.
But it isn't the same;
What was joy has become melancholic. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,298 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ektachrome film'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Taking photos of mountains or brides
I used Ektachrome film for my slides.
That's a thing of the past,
Its reversal surpassed.
Is there nothing that lasts, or abides? <LIMERICK_END> | 46,983 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sumerian drum'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An ancient Sumerian drum
Is the ala, which sounds like it's from
Le français (à la king?).
But the ala, a wing,
Rhymes with gala, a party to some. <LIMERICK_END> | 768 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rockfish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Angelinos who angle might snare
A scorpaenid, the local corsair.
Though it sounds like a boat
Or a pirate of note,
It's a rockfish—fine restaurant fare. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,923 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Adapter converting device.
It will fix up your kit in a trice!
It's a little-known quirk —
US gadgets won't work
In Europe, regardless of price. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,264 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calculus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Does calculus make you lose hope—
Mathematical proof you're a dope?
By derivatives vexed,
You'll do integrals next,
On a path down a slippery slope. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,970 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cuff links'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "The two gifts that you gave me," said Bert,
"Show a clear lack of thought, I assert.
While the cuff links are neat,
With small diamonds replete,
They don't go with the new short-sleeve shirt.... | 59,465 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clapton'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> McCartney and Clapton weren't bugged.
For the camera, they happily mugged
And then played their guitars,
These acoustic rock stars,
On the MTV series Unplugged. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,492 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'marie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Marie—she was lost in a trance.
Thought her real dad was ruler of France.
Thought her real mom was queen—
But the girl's just a teen.
She's caught up in a family romance. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,977 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'balmoral'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Balmoral's the Queen's Scottish place,
Or a boot in which Highlanders pace,
Or a hat with no brim
And a plume for its trim,
Or a skirt made of linen, not lace. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,078 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'charmful'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bewitching, enchanting young belle,
She's delightful and artful, as well.
Be warned that what's charmful
Can sometimes be harmful:
Beware falling prey to her spell. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,282 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'general purpose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> General purpose means 'useful for more
Than one sole application or chore'.
If called out to repair
What's unclear till you're there,
Take a tool that's got options galore. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,403 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snow whipped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cold winds whipping though the Great Plains
Make drivers dress tires up in chains.
And a crew shovels snow
Whipped by driftwinds that blow,
So snowdrifts don't hinder the trains. <LIMERICK_E... | 38,407 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hoarder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I live as a Carmelite monk.
I've renounced all material junk.
My mendicant order
Denounces the hoarder,
Transgressor, cavorter, and punk. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,073 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bribe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I had offered a bribe to my gal:
"C'mon, don't call the cops. Be a pal!"
"But why," queried Melanie,
"Try to compound a felony?"
"Because prison time's bad for morale!" <LIMERICK_END> | 63,128 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'metaphor string'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Out in Monterey, Jack's a big cheese,
The head honcho of all VIPs.
He's the cream at the top,
The big wheel. Shall I stop
With this metaphor string? Just say please. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,915 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sued'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I sued after breaking my knee,
I expected the matter to be
Settled quickly and neatly
(In my favor, completely),
But it's slowed by a dilatory plea. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,882 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'transfusion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Use elenchus, reveal his delusion;
Take his points to their likely conclusion.
Show his claims in perspective.
It's simple, effective:
Proves the argument wants a transfusion. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,162 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'whipped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When she murmured, "I want to be whipped,"
And then showed him her switches, he flipped.
She had dozens, he saw,
And then, clearly in awe,
"You are damn well equipped," well he quipped. <LIMERICK... | 48,493 |
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