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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'others maidens'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the Bible, when music is heard,
There occurs an ambiguous word:
Some say virgins is it,
Others maidens will fit,
But soprano's the term I've preferred. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,250 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frieze floral'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The society's board of trustees
Has approved the festoons for the frieze:
A floral design
With flower and vine—
An encarpus with style sure to please. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,729 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dreams'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With your pillow you restlessly fight,
And your fancifulness in the night
Makes you wake up with screams.
Now you tell me your dreams'
Florid, intricate symbols cause fright. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,711 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'invaders germanic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They crossed the North Sea and laid claim
To the land that would then bear their name.
These invaders Germanic
Caused discord and panic:
The Angles of olde England fame. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,442 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fishpond'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When they live in a freshwater pond,
The fish and their habitat bond
So completely, we call
It a fishpond. It's all
The fish know of, not what lies beyond. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,544 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gormenghast titus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Heir to Gormenghast, Titus was meek,
Facing Steerpike, a venomous sneak.
'Twas a tale for the ages
In mannerpunk pages
Conceived by a master named Peake. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,918 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'waiting room'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The crowd in your waiting room's swell,
And I'm sure you take care of them well.
As your clientage comes
From both suburbs and slums,
I would guess you've a mixed clientele. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,228 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'charisma'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dazzle the crowd with your smile!
Just use your charisma and style!
With all that allure,
You'll win votes, that's for sure,
Without taking a stand all the while. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,431 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scabies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Unless they're infected with rabies
Or crazed from a case of the scabies,
These shepherds from Oz
Are a favorite because,
Unlike dingoes, they won't eat your babies. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,489 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kinda dawkish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A young student held views that were hawkish.
His social skills? Awfully mawkish.
"Golly, let's hatch a plan
For invading Iran!"
His Harvard rep: "Dude's kinda dawkish." <LIMERICK_END> | 64,935 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bumps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You look cylindroid, man; I can't see
Any bumps in your leg—just the knee,
And you once were so buff!
Are you eating enough?
Food and exercise, pal, that's the key. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,612 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wimpy hill'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Wimpy Hill is a ski slope so slight,
With a few inches snowfall at night,
This declivous low mound
May seem nowhere around
In a search by the morning's first light. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,238 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'big explosions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Big explosions with boom, smoke and flash!
A long car chase with squealing and crash!
It's too bad there is not
Very much of a plot.
It's an action film, box office smash. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,966 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'skip sup'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm feeling uptight, bottled up.
I'm so edgy, I'll have to skip sup.
I had a big fight
With my mother last night,
Where all I could answer was "Yup." <LIMERICK_END> | 15,259 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'take nate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Daughter dear, let us get something straight —
I'll make clear what's not up for debate.
As a teen, here's your fate:
I'll approve whom you date!
So take Nate off your plate, he's third rate. <... | 65,601 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aniline dyes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The lymphocyte granules retaining
Blue aniline dyes, we're explaining,
Have a name that's arcane,
Like the cells with that grain:
Both are azurophilic in staining. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,705 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wig'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The man with the wig boldly paltered
And declared that his hair was unaltered,
But the rug slipped to show
The bare noggin below,
And with it, the bald-faced lie faltered. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,319 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arizona'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Arizona is shocking the nation
With new laws to control immigration.
If your skin is light brown,
Don't be roaming around
Without adequate documentation. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,315 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'republican radicals'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Those Republican radicals knew
That to get their own president through,
'Twas no good to dig dirt:
Wave the old bloody shirt;
Extra votes would then surely ensue. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,601 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bottomed boat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cobleman's sure to possess
A flat-bottomed boat. I would guess
That all fishermen know
There's a reason, although
The poor fish, I'm sure, couldn't care less. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,192 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'belled cat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a ring, put a kid with a bell,
So two blindfolded players can tell
If that cat's far or near.
Can they catch him by ear?
Heaven knows the belled cat runs pell-mell! <LIMERICK_END> | 62,080 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gerrymandering changes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Gerrymandering changes the way
That political parties hold sway.
States redraw district lines
Using safe-seat designs
So incumbents are never in play. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,030 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cannon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As the clowns down below hear my speech,
I proclaim, "Once more into the breech!"
The cannon is loaded
With me! Then exploded—
And that's why good spelling I preach. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,761 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aliens came'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The aliens came with a plan
And a book that was called To Serve Man.
Lloyd Bochner, deceived,
Some bad news then received:
"It's a cookbook!" (Next stop: a big pan.) <LIMERICK_END> | 5,133 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chelation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my dentist removed an old filling,
He told me (for slightly more billing),
With chelation in use,
We could likely reduce
All the poisons inside me—I'm willing! <LIMERICK_END> | 21,822 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prayer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At his prayer, they're inclined to demur.
All the ladies are loathe to concur.
"There's no way, Father Jim,
You can know He's a Him.
We insist that your He may be Her." <LIMERICK_END> | 42,858 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm currently writing a paper
On mimesis where simians caper:
For a source, I have tapes
Of what happens when apes
Are caught apishly aping an aper. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,800 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grandma'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Your grandma can talk," said my dad.
"If you try to hang up she'll get mad.
She'll keep chatting for hours
On the weather or flowers
Or the fact that her pots are All-Clad." <LIMERICK_END> | 19,486 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'telling lies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Telling lies is a thing that I love,
Giving truth the expedient shove.
But though mischief's on show,
I'm a good man, below:
I could not cheat on you... [See above.] <LIMERICK_END> | 13,377 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diamonds come'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What means most to a woman? The face
Of her husband? A lover's embrace?
No, the words to a song
Would suggest that you're wrong:
Seems that diamonds come in at first place. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,335 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chic fashion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Will the chic, fashion-forward be there,
In their next-season rags and wild hair?
Must stay focused and steady—
Can I ever be ready?
I've eleven short months to prepare. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,303 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dogfight illegal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When at dog races greyhounds are run,
Lots of money is lost, and some won,
But a dogfight's illegal
(Whether pit bull or beagle).
It's bloody and brutal—not fun. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,643 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'slaves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The demands of the slaves did resound:
"Set us free! Let us be freedom bound!
Affranchise us, master!
Avoid the disaster
Of houses burned down to the ground!" <LIMERICK_END> | 911 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'indictment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This talk of indictment will stop.
I have friends in high places: those top-
ranking brass who will work
In my interest. This perk
Means that charges against me they'll drop. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,189 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'race'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With my friend, I agreed to compete
In a race, although neither got beat.
When we finished our run
In the hot desert sun,
We were both number one: a dead heat. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,669 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blonde bombshell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A blonde bombshell in blue jeans walks by
And I let out a long, wistful sigh,
For my job, sad to say,
Is to kill her today.
The bedenimed young lady's a spy. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,107 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'distance call'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Direct-dial your long-distance call;
There's no contact with humans at all.
No more cryptic translations
To phone your relations
In Rabat, Culiacán or St. Paul. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,278 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'earth sliding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When an earthslip takes place, you'll see earth
Sliding down from (for all it is worth)
A mountain or cliff.
You may well be scared stiff;
Not a cause for amusement or mirth. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,756 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blood doping'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An athlete who wanted to win
Reckoned blood doping well worth a spin.
She had blood cells withdrawn,
Which would help her anon,
When on race day she put them back in. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,059 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A tar once accounted the tale
Of his living inside of a whale.
"That's malarkey," I cried,
"You should surely have died!
In a whale, without fail, there's no ale!" <LIMERICK_END> | 1,771 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'orderly mind'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you study cognition you'll find
Rapid thought marks an orderly mind.
Current streams from the mains;
Blood will course through the veins.
All flow in a path well-defined. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,326 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'electronics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a life science filling a void,
And its products are truly enjoyed.
When your nerves are unsound,
Engineering has found
Electronics are aptly employed. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,641 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'love'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In love's forms all so wondrously varied,
It's the highest, most beautiful (married
To heaven above).
It's agape, a love
In which feelings of lust are not carried. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,608 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lurk expectations'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We've been too long denied and deprived;
We'll unseat those already arrived,
Who of late have been slipping,
Their images chipping—
And we lurk, expectations revived. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,219 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'owl'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A boobook's a brown spotted bird.
She's an owl who persists, undeterred:
"More pork," she'll repeat
(Like she's howling for meat)
When a bird should just tweet. How absurd! <LIMERICK_END> | 12,364 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'exploring fog'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For atmology one must show mettle.
Don't attempt it unless in fine fettle.
Exploring fog's forms,
Braving wild, pouring storms...
Sounds to me much like boiling the kettle. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,206 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dana first'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dana's first to speak out on the plights
Of the victims of animal rites.
(He invented the horse
And made millions, of course.)
Now for animal rights Dana fights. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,863 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kiwis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If it's 12-meter yachts that you race,
Then New Zealand's a marvelous place,
'Cause down under they're up
On America's Cup,
In which Kiwis keep setting the pace. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,595 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'menelaus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Menelaus my husband—a joy,
But young Paris? He's one sexy boy!
I don't hold with divorce
Or the scourge of remorse
For I'm bigamous Helen of Troy. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,639 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kindle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Two asters are joined by a spindle;
No color their junction does kindle.
Oh small amphiaster,
Divide ever faster,
And never mitosis will dwindle! <LIMERICK_END> | 2,442 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'objections'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I have seen your ideas moving mergingly,"
Said our chairwoman, softly but urgingly.
"Someone must have objections,
Or, at least, new directions,
Or reflections!" she added, divergingly. <LIME... | 40,980 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'laceration'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A severe laceration, the case
Of the man who was scratched on his face:
"Doctor, please, sear it shut!"
"You mean cauterize?" "But
She rejected my manly embrace." <LIMERICK_END> | 17,679 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pregnancy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A condomless roll in the hay
Worried Kay with her menses delay.
She cries out, now unstressed
Since her pregnancy test,
"Boy, I sure dodged a bullet that day!" <LIMERICK_END> | 44,747 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'told robin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The crusader who saved me was caped,
With two ears on his head that were shaped
Like a bat's. I told Robin,
"My noggin's a-bobbin',
Bewildered, agape, and awhaped." <LIMERICK_END> | 2,649 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ablaze achromatopsia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Although life is with color ablaze,
Achromatopsia kills these displays.
It's a curse, you'll agree,
Since the most you will see
Is a world filled with whites, blacks, and grays. <LIM... | 1,807 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shore drilling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the Gulf they do deep off-shore drilling,
But they can't always stop oil from spilling.
Birds in crude to their necks
Or fat dividend checks,
Either way, see BP make a killing. <LIMERIC... | 36,774 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'makes skiing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's an injury hurting the knee
And it's frequent for people who ski.
They need to beware
Of an ACL tear.
It makes skiing less stable, you see. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,861 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shore sandpiper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To search for a meal on a shore,
A sandpiper finds, is no bore.
Just to beachcomb is bliss;
To be elsewhere, remiss —
And has seldom occurred heretofore. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,249 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'polygon changing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As my math teacher's graphing dilations,
The polygon's changing locations;
At first it looked small,
But it's now big and tall.
Soon we'll move on to more transformations. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,030 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'art drawing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I'm starving," the artist declares.
"Though I paint from the heart, no one cares."
Then today, boundaries stretch —
The first steps of a sketch —
And at last, her art's drawing some stairs. ... | 8,897 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abuccinate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To abuccinate, here's what you do:
Assemble an army or two.
First a loud trumpet peal,
Then a shout and a squeal:
It's how dictators make their debut. <LIMERICK_END> | 918 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'auxochromic effects'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Auxochromic effects are dramatic
On the color of rings aromatic:
The wavelength grows longer,
Absorption is stronger,
And dyers are rendered ecstatic. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,141 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bum dubya'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's Presidents' Day, but I'm glum,
'Cause our president's worse than a bum.
Dubya's done so much harm.
(Do you still like his "charm"?)
He is evil and not merely dumb. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,558 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'expecting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She's expecting; he found out today.
Now her father's due round. He will say,
"Seems you've tried out the bed;
It's your duty to wed.
Love is free. You make children, you pay." <LIMERICK_END> | 39,721 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cold beers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a smuggler, I knew very well
I'd be welcomed my first day in Hell.
I'd brought ice and cold beers.
All my friends gave three cheers:
"That's just aces!" they cried. "Really swell!" <LIMERIC... | 55,258 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plant corn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Plant corn on the 15th of May.
June 20th harvest the hay.
Such farming advice,
Plus sunsets precise,
Most almanacs plainly display. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,370 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boilerplate text'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A preamble of boilerplate text
Leaves some clients bewildered and vexed.
Though the formal bit's needed,
Our lawyer's conceded
What's operative mainly comes next. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,606 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fairy godmother'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She's got wings, she protects me, I'm blessed!
She brings comfort at times when I'm stressed.
Fairy Godmother knows
All my friends and my foes.
She can kill you, so don't be a pest. <LIME... | 47,792 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'honey glaze'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Demand Cumberland sauce for your ham.
Honey glaze by itself is a sham.
Currant jelly in port
With a zest of some sort—
Serve it chilled or it's not worth a damn. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,881 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'matter compressible'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Making thermodynamics accessible,
Let us state that all matter's compressible:
Its volume must shrink
If we press it! Just think—
Such behavior is more or less guessable. <LIMERICK_EN... | 37,090 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'resignment fmdoug'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> FMDoug: Gotta leave on assignment.
Filipinews: Is this ur resignment?
FMDoug: No. Hold still,
Guys! I vow that I will
BRB to undo ur confinement. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,328 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stairsteps five'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Five Stairsteps, five sibs, made a name
For themselves when "O-o-h Child" became
A big hit, and ten more
(R&B charts) would score,
But that's it on the pop charts—a shame. <LIMERICK_E... | 61,360 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cockroach'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Any morsel of food will be lunch
To a cockroach that's ready to munch.
From dark murky places
It darts across spaces—
And under my shoe it goes crunch. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,577 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'basque'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Bilbao some inhabitants shun
Learning Spanish and live by the gun.
They're resolved in their bid
To be free of Madrid,
So their culture can Basque in the sun. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,619 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scouts convention'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's no need for your dire apprehension.
We've a star who grabs public attention.
She's a drawing card, so
I'm convinced that our show
Will win gold at the Boy Scouts' convention. <L... | 44,042 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'claiming plagiarization'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You collected the right information,
But neglected the proper citation.
Now your sources seem miffed
And accuse you of lift-
ing their stuff, claiming plagiarization. <LIMERICK_EN... | 20,048 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'moose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The mate-seeking moose, I maintain,
Grows deciduous bones near his brain.
Every year they get shed
From the top of his head,
Then it's antlers aweigh once again. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,158 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spinal shot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "With dibucaine I've been injected,"
The surgery patient reflected.
"That one spinal shot
Leaves me conscious, but not
In great pain while my knee is corrected." <LIMERICK_END> | 50,834 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amendment thirteen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To emancipate orcas they try
Every trick in the book, as would I —
But Amendment Thirteen?
Are their legal minds keen,
Or is Ingrid exceedingly high? <LIMERICK_END> | 42,128 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'space slipping'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Please allow me a moment or so
As I seek an apt word that will go
Where it should, in a space,
Slipping there into place
Like a cork for a flask of Bordeaux. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,126 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'getting soaked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the rain came, it gave me a drenching.
Quite a flood, but I found it not wrenching.
Getting soaked? Fine by me.
I was just twenty-three
And was drunkenly practicing wenching. <LIMERIC... | 62,034 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yolk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's the top-selling pop? It's a Coke.
What's a rip-roaring quip? It's a joke.
So quickly, I beg:
What's the white of an egg?
It's albumen. (I bet you said yolk.) <LIMERICK_END> | 732 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coeternally thine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though death may appear to dissever
Our union, our souls last forever,
So whenever I sign
"Coeternally thine",
I am being more honest than clever. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,089 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'actor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A reviewer who doesn't agree
That an actor is one you should see,
Says he "ranges in taste
From debased to disgraced,
Runs the gamut from A through to B." <LIMERICK_END> | 57,958 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'marriage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When your marriage has lost all its fizz,
And your mate says that's just how life is,
If this life you can't face,
Go ahead—play your ace:
Let him know that the baby's not his. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,288 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prevention'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An ounce of prevention is rare,
And it's proven each day. We're aware
Of the accident rate
For the fools who tempt fate:
It appears that they simply don't care. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,062 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bullfighter garment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This bullfighter's garment is drapeable,
And it's flippable, flappable, shapeable.
Toro thrusts at the cape,
Which he cannot escape
Till he's killed, if the matador's capable. <LIMERI... | 9,377 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rich peanut'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He was living so low in the gutter
Amidst all the rubbish and clutter.
So abjectly to live!
What the poor guy would give
To have jelly with rich peanut butter. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,568 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rats cling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In their cage, the rats cling to the door,
Smelling toast-crusts they long to explore.
Keenly chomping, each rat face
Will leave not a flat trace
Of crumbs, as they clamour for more. <LIMERICK... | 19,653 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'claw'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In becoming a mammal, your claw
Can't be formed right away, nor your paw.
You must first be a fish
As an embryo; wish
Dr. Haeckel had not made that law. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,315 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feathered creation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Evolution's first feathered creation
Was a dinosaur. Then, evolation
(i.e., flying away)
Saw them turn, day by day,
Into masters of long-range migration. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,578 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pathos'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The pathos was thick, heavy-duty,
In the film Weeping Pit Bull, a beauty!
That poor dog! I confess
I'm a blubbering mess.
You don't like it? Go kiss my patootie! <LIMERICK_END> | 18,831 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crossing water'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Across rivers they're built so that we
Can cross dry-shod from "A" bank to "B".
There is no need to float,
Swim or paddle a boat.
Crossing water, it's bridges for me. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,007 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eight gauge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the start of the new railway age
Most lines used the four-foot-eight gauge.
Could the wide seven feet
Of the broad gauge compete?
Sadly not to Brunel's baffled rage. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,715 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chewy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the waters are wavy an' bluey,
They find 'em a shoreline that's chewy,
Take bites with their motion,
Digest in the ocean,
And spit up a barrier. Ptooey! <LIMERICK_END> | 7,936 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'galena lead'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Galena, an Illinois city.
Galena, lead ore, very pretty.
A gray mineral, yes,
A.k.a. PbS.
Crystal safe, but dust toxic. A pity. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,685 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bell speak'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Watson heard Bell speak his mind,
Each conversant was easy to find.
Am I now hearing lips,
Or just silicon chips?
Look for wires, and you'll think you've gone blind. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,072 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cowboys'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This expression, for most, means "to die,"
But for cowboys it's different. Here's why:
When a man "bites the dust"
It's because he has just
Left a horse with his boots towards the sky. <LIMERICK_... | 10,861 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'badly bleeding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Jack was out on a tour with a friend,
When their car hit a tree at a bend.
The outcome of speeding:
They'd wounds badly bleeding,
And the blood loss would hasten their end. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,658 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'government tools'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bureaucratized government's tools
Run to hierarchy, functions, and rules.
To the typical Fed,
Tape is ample and red.
It's a specialized system—for fools. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,476 |
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